A few more things you'd never hear an Anchoragite say: "Moose's Tooth? Oh hell no, it's never crowded" "Who's Mr. White Keys? ...Never heard of 'em" "Jackie Purcell was spot on with that weather report"
Best Video Ever! :) "We're partying downtown tonight, so you better dress really nice." "Let's just go to Wal-Mart real quick, it's not that busy in the summer." "You going to the UAA college football game tonight?" "I wish there were more military guys in Anchorage." "They really should consider building more Round-a-bouts in this town." "There's no place to get good seafood around here." "It's -20 and you forgot to plug your car in? It should be fine."
"Oh course it's classy! It's in Wasilla." That is sooo true. I live in Wasilla and let me tell you, there is nothing I have nice to say about this town. Ha ha
Hahaha the moose line...I just moved to Anchorage almost a year ago because my husband is stationed here I'm originally from Arkansas I absolutely love Alaska I've never seen anything like it before
My entire family is from Michigan, I spent first 5 years of my life living in Motown aka Detroit. Grew up around parents calling them snowmobiles, 17 years in Alaska and I still get so much flak for calling them snowmobiles hahaha the truth in this video is amazing.
My dad and I just got back from Alaska and one saying we kept hearing was "Oh for sure" with a verrrrry slight Midwest/Pacific coast tone. It was frequent enough that after only 2 weeks we couldn't stop saying it
hahahaha 4:30 on a Friday and it'll take 10 minutes to get from Minnesota to Eagle River?! that one made me laugh the most! add about an hour and a half to that and you're about right. :) awesome video
I love this! Just posted this on my Facebook page. I grew up in Anchorage and escaped when I was 21. "It's a nice place - wear your GOOD jeans!" Hilarious. How about: It's a Friday night, I'm a female and I don't have a date. Nope, never said that in AK!
...To add for summer: "Wow, it's 2 AM, the bar is closed, why is it so dang bright out here?" ...For winter: " So your saying the Sun is already down?". "Why does it seem so dark out?"
This makes me laugh EVERYTIME I watch this! Great job!! Just moved from Anchorage about 5 months ago back down to the Lower 48...your video makes me miss AK...LoL!
My recent trips from Anchorage to Chugiak: "Moose to the left!" (couple more miles) "Moose to the right!" (couple more miles) "Black bear to the right!" "Oops I think I killed that huge bird."
sligtly odd compliement but as a brit who's married an alaskan and now lives in the uk I can allways tell when it is time to book a flight back if my partner starts watching this video!
"That motor home needs to slow down." Never, ever, said in Alaska. Ever. They could have added: "That truck that is 3 feet off my bumper on the Seward Highway must want to draft to save gas."
Brilliant, hilarious. Don't have to live in Alaska to get how funny this is, though I'm sure it's even funnier to folks who live there...."wear a hat...it must be 50 degrees out there!" Bhwhahahaha! Thanks for the laughs!
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A few more things you'd never hear an Anchoragite say:
"Moose's Tooth? Oh hell no, it's never crowded"
"Who's Mr. White Keys? ...Never heard of 'em"
"Jackie Purcell was spot on with that weather report"
I miss Mr. Whitekeys!! His springtime in Spenard show was amazing!!!
carrs on gamble joke made me laugh so hard xD
Noodle Gorl I didn’t get it is it because it’s a fucked up area? Because it is!
Lived in Anchorage 10 years...love this!
"Of Course it's classy, it's in Wasilla!" lmao!
"I am getting the crack in this windshield fixed, immediately!"
It's called the bush co. Lmao!
I bet a lot of non Alaskans don't get a lot of these. 😂
That moterhome needs to slow doownn. Killed me
"what the hell is that plug hanging out of your car grill for"
This is amazing! Since I live in Anchorage, everything is relatable.
"Called the Bush Company." I have lost some dollars in that place!
"Ah! Lets pull over and take a picture of that moose!" The best..!(:
This is sooo true!!!! xDDD I almost died at "Let's go door to door, it's in Mountain View!' xD
Best Video Ever! :)
"We're partying downtown tonight, so you better dress really nice."
"Let's just go to Wal-Mart real quick, it's not that busy in the summer."
"You going to the UAA college football game tonight?"
"I wish there were more military guys in Anchorage."
"They really should consider building more Round-a-bouts in this town."
"There's no place to get good seafood around here."
"It's -20 and you forgot to plug your car in? It should be fine."
Hahaha😂 so true I live in anchorage
"Oh course it's classy! It's in Wasilla." That is sooo true. I live in Wasilla and let me tell you, there is nothing I have nice to say about this town. Ha ha
Haha this is great. Lived in Alaska for a couple years now and I can say, people who don't live in Alaska probably won't get half of this.
LOL fancy restaurant nobody will wear jeans!
Hahaha the moose line...I just moved to Anchorage almost a year ago because my husband is stationed here I'm originally from Arkansas I absolutely love Alaska I've never seen anything like it before
rip aces :( saw them play here in vegas. kelly cup finals. i'm thinking of moving up to anchorage. i'm from michigan.
You nailed it...not just Anchoragites but thats all of us. Lifelong Alaskan here and I love this video.
My entire family is from Michigan, I spent first 5 years of my life living in Motown aka Detroit. Grew up around parents calling them snowmobiles, 17 years in Alaska and I still get so much flak for calling them snowmobiles hahaha the truth in this video is amazing.
A nice twist on the originals! It's so nice having some local youtube to watch!
I used to get so annoyed by the "Free shipping to USA", oh but I don't mean Alaska, thing when I first moved up here.
My dad and I just got back from Alaska and one saying we kept hearing was "Oh for sure" with a verrrrry slight Midwest/Pacific coast tone. It was frequent enough that after only 2 weeks we couldn't stop saying it
"GASP! let's pull over and take a picture of that moose!" hahaha seeing a moose is like seeing a tree.
That baby girl is out there in the snow in those little tights LOL Gonna freeze her little legs off. Funny video.
Lol! The mt. view one is so true!
Ikr 😂
Mt view is full of black ppl ok cool but how did so many of them end up here in anchorage ??!!?
hahahaha 4:30 on a Friday and it'll take 10 minutes to get from Minnesota to Eagle River?! that one made me laugh the most! add about an hour and a half to that and you're about right. :) awesome video
Some people will actually pull over to take a picture of a moose, otherwise all of this is so true
I almost always take moose pix!
Moving to Anchorage March 23rd from Macon, GA. I am using your video to know what to expect! ;) Thanks!
Moved to the lower 48 3 yrs ago. This really made me laugh, THANKS!!!
crazy person from fairbanks here. this video gave me a smile :)
and i really want your warm "winters" down there
The crack in the windshield bit bolo punched me -- good one!
I live in anchorage and you were spot on with mt. View and duct tape because every Alaskan knows DUCT TAPE FIXES EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love this! Just posted this on my Facebook page. I grew up in Anchorage and escaped when I was 21. "It's a nice place - wear your GOOD jeans!" Hilarious. How about: It's a Friday night, I'm a female and I don't have a date. Nope, never said that in AK!
I love the "snowmobile" part. I get crap everytime I say snowmachine anywhere but the AK.
...To add for summer: "Wow, it's 2 AM, the bar is closed, why is it so dang bright out here?"
...For winter: " So your saying the Sun is already down?". "Why does it seem so dark out?"
As someone who was born and raised in Homer, quite a few of these resonate quite deeply with me. I revisit this video every so often because of that
Been here all meh life. That was awesome! xD I couldn't stop laughing when you said, "Plus tax." I was liek, "Whut tax? :3"
This makes me laugh EVERYTIME I watch this! Great job!! Just moved from Anchorage about 5 months ago back down to the Lower 48...your video makes me miss AK...LoL!
the crack in the Windshield did it for me LOL !!
My recent trips from Anchorage to Chugiak: "Moose to the left!" (couple more miles) "Moose to the right!" (couple more miles) "Black bear to the right!" "Oops I think I killed that huge bird."
dude, this just made my night. thanks for making/posting.
still love this! came back to watch it again; nice job!
The Daily News used to sell em in the classifieds as Snowmobiles. They still might, I haven't picked up a paper in over a year.
In-and-out of Les Schwab Tires today in 40 minutes.
love the duct tape part....no, let's just buy a new one....duct tape, the Alaska Fix All - even on vehicles!
1:27 Is the best expression ever!
This is amazing! I really hope you win the contest!
Being born and raised in anchorage, You have me in tears from laughing so hard😂😂
SO FUNNY!!! The mountain view part was the best part,
"Hey they just started pre-boarding, lets hang back and not bum rush the gate."
"Hey wear a hat it's like 50 degrees out there" LOL
Hahaha. Makes me miss home a million times more than I did when I woke up.
this captures so many great parts of life in Anchorage! thank you.
'Look at all this free downtown parking.'
LOL
Hahaha I loved "They should just give those checks to the homeless"
sligtly odd compliement but as a brit who's married an alaskan and now lives in the uk I can allways tell when it is time to book a flight back if my partner starts watching this video!
This is absolutely fantastic!!! Absolutely hilarious!!! I will definitely be sharing this :-)
"Ehh I should probably just get a new one..." Seriously, this video made my day! So very accurate!!!!
my favorite, "Of course it Classy, it Wasilla " :)
Thank you so much for making this! It made me homesick :) I so relate to the little girl trying to shovel at the end!
dead@ "i'm getting this crack in my windshield fixed immediately" been saying that for a year now. love this vid. so true
This is hilarious. I still stop to take pictures of moose though....
Man, I almost blew popcorn all over my monitor watching this!
So great...
(duct tape)........ I'll just buy a new one. That one made me laugh hard
Put a hat on! it's 50 degrees out there!
This is freaking hilarious. Applies for most alaskans.
"That motor home needs to slow down." Never, ever, said in Alaska. Ever.
They could have added: "That truck that is 3 feet off my bumper on the Seward Highway must want to draft to save gas."
"watch me stop on a dime at this icy intersection"
Brilliant, hilarious. Don't have to live in Alaska to get how funny this is, though I'm sure it's even funnier to folks who live there...."wear a hat...it must be 50 degrees out there!" Bhwhahahaha! Thanks for the laughs!
"we got a foot of snow last night, dont worry the plows will have all streets cleared in 72 hours or less"
Hahaha!!!! Let's pull over and take a picture of that MOOSE!!!!
i better take my bird feeders down so the bears dont get attracted by them
XD. " lets go door to door... it's mountain view! 😊
The new Pizza In A Cup place is WAY better than the old one.
I'm not going to try and pass this line of cars until I get to Girdwood.
Never downtown parking lol
They can't be crazy, they're in Fairbanks!
" i have too many guns, i better throw some away "
Like... OMG!!! GRAVEL ROAD! Pisses me off lol
Who would ever need a liquor store open at 10am?
This whole box is full of shorts and swimsuits.
I was born and raised in Wasilla, and yes, we are (not) very classy. :)
Hahahaha that was awesome!!! Do a part 2 and include " no it's cool he needed change for a payphone....I trust him."
"Of course it's classy! It's in Wasilla!"
that trash will never fly out of the back of my pickup
"Of course, Juneau is the perfect location for the state capital!"
my favorite part is the snowmobile vs. snowmachine part.
this is super good. -anchorage resident
just the sound of ducktape makes me feel at home
I'm a Fairbanksan (ex Eagle-Riverite) and I approve this message.
" i wish we had more people on street corners beging for beer money"
it's a fancy restaurant so no one will be wearing jeans....aahahhhahaha, yeah right!! Oh Alaska. =)
dude.. the carrs on gambell was SCARY. i think i went in there like.. one time
of course its classy its in Wasilla! omg lovee ittt
Juliah Barnett WHATS everyone got against the valley I was born there smh
We hired the best contractor. Let me give you his name.
Loved it. Titlle is misleading though since in the video it called, "stuff people NEVER say in Alaska"
" i hope the occupy people never go away"
This was funny. You're right.. we would never say these things. Great Video.. My kids even laughed. Thank you!
I miss Anchorage! Great job.