jerma's screams sound like the actual recordings of car crash victims. i dont know how he would know what those sound like though that was before the plague hit.
I'm driving to Houston from Los Angeles 1,615 miles, 24-27 hour drive tommarow morning. Its gonna suck lol. >aftermath So it actaully took 30 hours untill I got back to Houston and I didnt stop other than gasing up.
This is the true example of ubisoft's uplifted motto: "quantity over quality" The map is big, but the map detail is equivalent to ps2 era level. The crew 1 I think looks better.
What's really great is I asked the ubisoft sales rep if my hometown was in the game or not at San Diego Comic Con 2014, and she kept repeating "It's the entire continental united states" in the free shit voice and kept implying it was 1:1 lolol
If Jerma did this today it’d probably be a real 50-hour stream of him genuinely travelling from Nevada to Massachusetts.
Honestly I think he was hoping the road trip in-game would take way longer than it did
@@BananaPhoPhilly Definitely
i feel like that'll put the snipe in streamsniping
@@finnegan6464 yeah people suck man it'd be a terrible idea
And he would also be direct missile hit by a white Subaru
12:15 When you are so immersed you think you're going to die
What is it that you kids say? Laughin' about it?
I think this is my absolute favorite moment of all time. Nothing makes me laugh harder.
Can confirm that's how it feels to be in a crash.
9:13 you can tell how long Jerma wanted to do this on stream. Too funny, great effort.
Psycho controlling streamer plans all his jokes YEARS ahead of time
Is that implying he does this regularly
@@Zoochiini You literally have hundreds of comments like this lmfao. I feel like you probably speak like this irl.
@@drinkoftea4047 nope. only on jerma vids
@@drinkoftea4047 It's a Jerma meme, like a news headline he showed up in because he's COMPLETELY ZONKED.
Local streamer dies in car crash after driving with 40 cheeseburgers on his lap
13:48 Just casually ignores the person sledding down the mountain in a boat.
It’s been 2 years, and this is the first time I noticed the boat.
2:26 leave it to Jerma to soft lock himself in the most unimaginable way possible
The three turkeys:
1. Cheetos
2. Chicken
3. Coffee
You get a like for a turkey named "Chicken".
Stop talking about coffee cheetos and chicken
coffeeeeee,,,, cheettooooosss,,, chickeeeeen...
@attacker CHEEEEEETOS
Scorpio CHICKEEEEENNNNN
the announcer sounds frighteningly like Jerma doing a bit.
LMAO I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT
That's just the kind of guy Burger Barn has been hiring since they went downhill, 12 years ago after they got rid of the supersize menu.
FREE SHIT
He was just talking to himself.
@@superjchamma why tf did they make it so obnoxious
fun fact: jerma won 3 piston cups back in 1993, hes a legendary racer who has passion and speed.
He did _what_ in his cup
HE DID WHAT IN HIS CUP?
Got a single fact to back that up?
@@alexgertsog105 it was on the news
In 1993
#whoosh pixarcars.fandom.com/wiki/Piston_Cup
I love how he got into a real car crash in 12:15
I had my phone close to my ear bc it was pretty loud where I was and now I may never hear again
@@normal_username3231why are you watching jerma with no headphones in a public place
I'd ask why Jerma put that much effort into the Burger Barn joke, but I think I'm afraid to know the answer.
Jerma car crash stream (BRUTAL)(HE ACTUALLY DIES)
[SHE SHITS HER PANTS]
[HE KILLS FOUR PEOPLE]
[GETS ARRESTED FOR VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER]
ok shounic
lost media NSFL
2:04 Perfect timing with that sub alert
12:30 One of the others made their car laugh at Jerma's hotdog joke, it's pretty good.
when's he gonna turn his cam on mid stream and he's in a car , full 2 thousand dollar clown makeup
He already did. Granted not 2 thousand dollars worth of it though.
A Scary Picture That's the joke!
A clown car stream would be good
What is this, a currency thing
I really love how Jerma prepares jokes before the stream like recording sounds and stuff
He's a mixture of an improv God and a comedic genius
Wait, we can't stop here, this is byeah country!
Hot damn! I never rode in a giant rat before!
casiopea
when you get locked into a funny voice collection, the tendency is to push if as far as you can
casiopea
Casiopea
17:30 potion seller
8:50 When you realize you are living in The Truman Show
i like how jermas confused as to why the racing game map is like a racing game
1:24 "Wrong Way"
Oh that's rich coming from a game that thinks the Blue Ridge mountains end in Boston, Massachusetts.
Also Boston is a high voltage powerline and a farm.
Number of Gay Baby Jails this video: 1
2:28
Dad's power extends even to this realm
piplup guy rejoice
Is Simpleflips wall dad? Have we figured out the true identity?
no, thatd imply dad would be home, and if we know simpleflips, dad will never be home
I find Jerma very calming to watch and was watching this in bed, the scream at 12:10 woke me up in pain
Idk if thats better or worse than the guy tha twas trying to fall asleep to his mon bazou stream and got jolted back awake by him shouting BLOWJOB?!
I hope u go blind
12:12 I had to watch this part over again like 7 times until I stopped laughing
Corvette jumpscare
@@corol2998 white corvette jumpscare
The Courier Six returns to New Vegas
Also on an unrelated note 12:17
I was looking for this comment XD
That should be a hitsound
sounds like he hit a fucking dog on the road
I imagine this is exactly how his real trip went. Upon seeing Vegas, Jerma guns it off the road, through the desert in sheer excitement.
I want holy mackeral to have a nice xmas
Agreed. This comment deserves more likes.
💕
i hope u also have a nice crisscrossmas
@@blackjackcorp wow thank you you too!
@@StalkerTheEnglishDragon NOOOO
3:50 that perfect timing btw
13:36
the sub noise syncs perfectly with the text
jerma's screams sound like the actual recordings of car crash victims.
i dont know how he would know what those sound like though
that was before the plague hit.
This comment has aged poorly
Ryan Bakerman indeed
@@RB13199 actually I think it's a reference to a joke jerma made
feels so real, you'll think you'll really die
That last line.... _i felt that_
Was surprised this wasn't a Desert Bus stream.
Same
some swedish guy did that
Joel Johansson his name is
i love how he managed to get himself stuck inside the one building in the entire area...
7:46 is hilarious
Indeed it is
12:17
man tries to drive to Las Vegas whilst being constantly bombarded with heavy-handed racing event invitations
Ah, the Audi TT. The perfect compact sports car for the perfect compact sports streamer.
I like how jerma says the birds are representing a new part of his life but they’re vultures which symbolize death
12:16 "There have been 27 fatal traffic accidents this year from looking at twitch chat while driving: Don't just be another statistic."
Can't wait to see Jerma at my local Wal-Mart whenever he gets to Las Vegas, btw Circus Circus is super run down and gross lmao
Lol I went to Vegas last year and Circus Circus is definitely ghetto
How bad i it?
It's a lower end casino, but it's alright, I would compare it to Slots-a-fun
14:29 i have no idea why this is so funny
i was scrolling so far to find someone who said this, the comedic timing is amazing
7:40 is underrated
That car to boat transition is fucking hysterical how has nobody clipped it
12:12 Ryuji Sakamoto rambles to Jerma seconds before Jerma's unfortunate demise
**6 minutes into 17 minute road trip video** "ok road trip starts now"
I didn't know The Legend of Zelda stole the triforce from Jerma's life.
What's most remarkable is that Jeremy was an infant when the first game was released. Clearly, a child of destiny.
2:26 WHAT A GAMER MOMENT!
"There are no mountains in Massachusetts" six mountain ranges run through the state Jeremy!
This stream had so much great hilarious moments that make it into this video. I recommend watching the whole stream
The voice morph I'm dying here
2:29 Where does the car go? In the square hole.
5:14 Perfect landing!
"Why is this Pangaea?", he says, while gesturing to a perfectly ordinary rendering of the Mississippi Basin
"So you guys got rid of the super size menu? Why?
....Yes. XD XD
I come back to this one so often
Underrated stream
2:55 why is this guy doing the Nvidia Greg voice
Epic cecil taylor profile pic GAMER
Who the fuck is Nvidia Greg?
@@immortalsun watch Jerma's Fistful of Frags videos
He did a Razer Deathadder joke ad
Nice another vid thanks for your work editing HolyMackeral
"I can't believe I have a friend!" *T-bones new friend*
I love going on road trips to vegas and watching all the turkeys fly overhead, although they look kinda wierd
12:15 this is probably my favorite jerma clip
12:17
... *Finally. I can watch Jerma suffer and cry in pain*
The Large Marge opening always makes me laugh. I don't know why, but thank you.
13:42 that boat killed me
14:29 “nice car skullington”
*boat noises*
I love how he got so many awards for taking a picture of a moose
I'm driving to Houston from Los Angeles 1,615 miles, 24-27 hour drive tommarow morning. Its gonna suck lol.
>aftermath
So it actaully took 30 hours untill I got back to Houston and I didnt stop other than gasing up.
*laughs in truck driver*
Did you rotate drivers, or did one person drive for 30 hours straight without sleeping?
@@firstnamelastname-oy7es It was just my lonesome self and yes, there was no stopping until I needed gas or to use the restroom. :)
Holy fuxk
@@GirmGent dam... congratulations
This is the true example of ubisoft's uplifted motto: "quantity over quality"
The map is big, but the map detail is equivalent to ps2 era level. The crew 1 I think looks better.
12:10 Leave it to Jerma to get jumpscared in a racing game
wow this was a great roadtrip cant wait for the next one!
When the person in game starts talking, it feels like my game is getting interrupted by an add.
7:19 compact man flatulates during 50 hour roadtrip
Like how 12 mins is just jerma going in a circle
After seeing this, Jerma should totally do this again but in Flight Simulator so it all happens completely in realtime.
Get that pic of jermas eyes and make it a real windshield cover
one of the few streams i actually ended up catching as an eu pleb
I watched this stream when it happened and that gives me a weird sense of pride
that part with the burger barn had me laughing so hard
16:49 that truck wanted to fight
What's really great is I asked the ubisoft sales rep if my hometown was in the game or not at San Diego Comic Con 2014, and she kept repeating "It's the entire continental united states" in the free shit voice and kept implying it was 1:1 lolol
What is this dystopian fucking world where cities are in the wrong spot
2:25 *Like a glove*
why??
why is america like 2km wide??
why is my house made of chicago??
who thought this game was a good idea??
Honestly, The Crew 1 was a game concept I dreamt of since I was a little kid...
Turns out putting a 1:1 scale map of the entire Continental USA in a game is fucking impossible
The answer is Ubisoft.
@@McStebb mate some wankers from Atari put 2 whole fuckin islands in a racing game where you can get rich not by racing cars, buy by gambling
@Sad Trophy Wife dirt
i really love the intros to these videos :D large marge
You came for this 3:51 and Tim Allens Grunt🤣
2:30 shoutouts to simpleflips
12:15 probably my favorite jerma clip ever
What about The Three Turkeys
12:16 i was playing clash of clans and this scared the shit out of me
why were you playing clash of clans?
@@AsharInSolitude its kind of fun and my friends have started playing again, I know I shouldn't be playing whilst I watch jerma
You forgot the part where he wanted to take photos of bears in flowers
Nice its his clown car video we been waiting for
12:07 This clip literally lives rent free in my head
I live in vegas. They got some of the buildings right. But other than that it looks nothing like that.
i've been to circus circus and i can confirm there is a giant clown
MAKE SURE AND TELL EM, LARGE MARGE SENT YA
this was such a comfy stream
14:24 made me cackle
The cuts where he's added a joke or doing some dumb shit
I love this video so much
“is this the wrong road” as he goes into oncoming traffic
IS THIS THE GUY WHO STREAMED FOR 50 WHOLE HOURS?
oh yeah yeah
12:03 this scene is so fucking funny
i gotta say i think you've oversold circus circus and fremont street
this game is nice but where are the clown cars?
honestly this car is close enough to a vw beetle, the true clown car
"theres no mountains in Massachusetts." yes there is- one of the most recognizable is Mt Tom