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    Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer... Bob Mortimer claims to have a didgeridoo suspended from a tree in his back garden, so that when the wind blows in a certain direction it parps soothing sounds of the outback into his bedroom window.
    Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell return for an episode of previously unseen material from the hit comedy panel show Would I Lie To You?
    Over the course of each show, a stellar cast of celebrity guests reveal amazing stories about themselves, some of which are true, and some of which are not. The aim of the game is to fool the opposition into mistaking fact for fiction and fiction for fact.
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  • @mikaelwalker5880
    @mikaelwalker5880 3 роки тому +405

    We do beg your pardon but there’s a didgeridoo in your garden

  • @leighhawkins5379
    @leighhawkins5379 7 років тому +910

    I love how they always put Bob on Lee's team, inviting the inevitable David Mitchell interrogation process haha

    • @danielcollin8227
      @danielcollin8227 3 роки тому +11

      And to elicit Lee's catchphrase "If this is a lie, you've really made it difficult for yourself"

  • @numberonealcove
    @numberonealcove 8 років тому +816

    Why would the producers ever have Bob Mortimer tell a lie? Robs us of an opportunity to hear one of his amazing true stories.

    • @chaumas
      @chaumas 7 років тому +62

      Well they can't have everything he says be true, or the other team would catch on. They should have given him a better lie than this though. One of David's team were bound to know that didgeridoos involve lips.

    • @SteveMarriott91
      @SteveMarriott91 7 років тому +47

      I disagree, I think it's just as funny watching him make up some complete and utter nonsense!

    • @lpsp442
      @lpsp442 6 років тому +14

      The sheer unpredictability is the magnificant of Mortimerian joy!

    • @christianalexlea
      @christianalexlea 5 років тому +8

      @@chaumas But you'd also expect one of David's team to know that a 50 year old man doesn't do his own dentistry by sitting on the kitchen island on a gamer's playstation chair using an Indian instrument to hold his mirror, and yet... it was true.

    • @61pokepi
      @61pokepi 5 років тому +1

      @@christianalexlea think youre thinking of a sitar there

  • @darlene8130
    @darlene8130 6 років тому +878

    I love that David knows the prevailing winds of Britain.

    • @baxter2402
      @baxter2402 5 років тому +38

      Darlene even I know the prevailing winds of England. Most ppl do

    • @adamg-w3114
      @adamg-w3114 5 років тому +14

      Along with everyone else in Britain!

    • @sr4416
      @sr4416 4 роки тому +33

      Much more impressive that Bob knows the word "clooney"

    • @Idiomatick
      @Idiomatick 4 роки тому +6

      @@sr4416 The actual word for that part is flagina.

    • @WeWantYouToStay
      @WeWantYouToStay 4 роки тому +41

      @@baxter2402 I guarantee if you quizzed the general public, at least 90% would have no idea

  • @ST1212100
    @ST1212100 7 років тому +481

    i love Gregs existential crisis at 2:33 ish when he's like "the clooney.... which DOESN'T EXIST"

    • @xooperz
      @xooperz 5 років тому +1

      Well it's the same in most of Northern Europe as well

    • @alexread6767
      @alexread6767 4 місяці тому

      He really does panic, head in his hands and everything

  • @GozUnlimited
    @GozUnlimited 6 років тому +57

    I love the moment David picks up on what Bob is saying at 2:50 and bursts out laughing before anyone else

  • @CyberEJ
    @CyberEJ 8 років тому +377

    Bob Mortimer is hilarious

    • @Lonestarr1337
      @Lonestarr1337 8 років тому +112

      Bob Mortimer and Greg Davies in the same show is like striking gold.

    • @DendyJungle
      @DendyJungle 7 років тому +8

      Lonestarr1337 they should be in a buddy cop tv show where the main enemy is a vampire

    • @muskatDR
      @muskatDR 7 років тому +3

      With a guest episode starring snooker-table-man

  • @faithting2625
    @faithting2625 8 років тому +108

    bob's face at 3:03 was like "wtf did i just say" haahahahahahha

    • @JimmySteller
      @JimmySteller 5 років тому +2

      Faith Ting I imagine he’s had to make that face many times in his life.

  • @RGY33
    @RGY33 5 років тому +67

    "an aboriginal doesn't just go haaaaaaaah through it" 😂😂2:40

    • @tarpnarp
      @tarpnarp 4 роки тому

      Nobody seemed to laugh but man I was creased

  • @jburtson
    @jburtson 11 років тому +61

    Didgeridoo use your lips to play a wind instrument.
    Didgeridon't use wisteria.

  • @joebrokenstrang3711
    @joebrokenstrang3711 7 років тому +38

    "I've done that by utilizing the 'clooney'."

  • @1JMAK7
    @1JMAK7 9 років тому +325

    As an Australian, as soon as he read the card out I knew it was a big fat lie but gosh the false story behind it was hilarious!

    • @krashd
      @krashd 8 років тому +7

      The Digeridoo is something that most Brits will get to try at some point and will make no sound whatsoever. Be it at a fair or a festival or an Aussie native busking in a big city. I tried it when I was about 16 and with the strongest pre-smoker lungs I've ever had made zero sound.
      One Aussie thing that was insanely popular in the late 80's when I was a kid were the tubes you swung around your head to make the whirring noise, the thing that made the helicopter noise from Crocodile Dundee (the 'phone call'), my uncle gave me one when I was 9 and I tormented everyone within half a mile with it. :D

    • @austing5951
      @austing5951 8 років тому +3

      +Rob Fraser you don't actually blow, you have to have your lips together. It warps the sound.

    • @austing5951
      @austing5951 8 років тому +1

      +Austin Gravestocks BTW I'm Australian.

    • @windyhawthorn7387
      @windyhawthorn7387 5 років тому +2

      @@austing5951
      I from Texas and a friend of mine when I was a child had one and it's pretty easy to play. Easier then trying to blow a rams horn.

    • @angelkotilainen
      @angelkotilainen 4 роки тому +2

      @@krashd Ah the good old Bullroarer.

  • @aaronchalmers3448
    @aaronchalmers3448 5 років тому +47

    The look of sheer disbelief and hilarity on Greg Davies face when Bob mentions the wisteria is brilliant 🤣

    • @sevtaptincer8194
      @sevtaptincer8194 2 роки тому

      I'am sure Greg Davis was a great teacher, the students are deprived of such a good one now.

  • @karlnaylor3800
    @karlnaylor3800 7 років тому +58

    The space between your thumb and forefinger is actually called the 'Purlicue'
    Thanks Bob for making me look that up

    • @Idiomatick
      @Idiomatick 4 роки тому +6

      The space is called the purlicue but the skin 'webbing' is called 'flagina'.

    • @andrewroberts8139
      @andrewroberts8139 2 роки тому

      where is he getting clooney from

  • @hamstercom23
    @hamstercom23 11 років тому +31

    "The Clooney - which doesn't exist, on Bob's tree..." He's wonderful. I wish he and Bob were guests on every panel show, I'd never be stuck for something to watch on telly again : )

  • @pamelah6431
    @pamelah6431 3 роки тому +12

    "I have a wisteria."
    *David dies*

  • @harryb4123
    @harryb4123 8 років тому +82

    6 people wouldn't know their digerdoo from their clooney

  • @adashofbitter
    @adashofbitter 3 роки тому +8

    Somehow even funnier than "it doesn't happen every night", a perfect response, was David Mitchell's knowledge that "the prevailing wind is South Westerly"

  • @WhatWouldNinjaDo1
    @WhatWouldNinjaDo1 10 років тому +53

    why did they cut this from the episode, it's the best lie on the show!

    • @TomRNZ
      @TomRNZ 10 років тому +4

      I wondered why I'd never seen this one before. It was bloody genius.

    • @stephwilson2701
      @stephwilson2701 9 років тому +5

      I guess if they'd had Bob's apple trick and this they'd have had to cut a whole guest out?

    • @gromitpesley
      @gromitpesley 8 років тому

      Editors in the media are just very strange individuals.

  • @jonc3295
    @jonc3295 8 років тому +132

    Of the 5 best parts ever of WILTY, Bob has 4 of them. This one, the apple in half, the Owl on a cushion and Theft & Shrubbery. Kevin Bridges' 'bought a horse' rounds out the top 5

    • @tallhannah98
      @tallhannah98 8 років тому +27

      What about Bob's story about being asked to leave a town after wearing grotesque masks? Also I know you said top 5 and you're choices are brilliant no denying that but what about Greg Davis' stories like the hoot owl death sign, snorkel parker music practice room, sleeping in a bathtub or vegetables?

    • @tallhannah98
      @tallhannah98 8 років тому +31

      Bob Mortimer's story with the 'hand lion' in it is also really funny... I'm getting carried away sorry

    • @tashiwangdu4747
      @tashiwangdu4747 8 років тому +42

      I think henings story about being on interpols list has to be there !!!

    • @hannathompson7998
      @hannathompson7998 7 років тому +12

      I have to say, the hairdresser & 50 egg sandwiches has become my new Bob favorite! The apple in half & theft & shrubbery are up there too. Agree about kevin bridges horse too!

    • @SennaAugustus
      @SennaAugustus 7 років тому +6

      Claudia Winkleman's "Possessions" surely are top 5.

  • @atrumluminarium
    @atrumluminarium 3 роки тому +10

    I love how proud Bob is when he says he's lying almost as if "see my life's not THAT outrageous" 🤣

  • @jamesrichie7844
    @jamesrichie7844 3 роки тому +5

    I'm soothed.

  • @DeathKitty123456
    @DeathKitty123456 5 років тому +10

    He's a terrible liar but his true stories are just as unbelievable lmao

  • @marcuscross8051
    @marcuscross8051 7 років тому +43

    Getting Bob Mortimer to talk about putting a didgeridoo in a tree is an act of comedy genius.

  • @JG-kk1mr
    @JG-kk1mr 2 роки тому +5

    I love Bob's little face when Greg asks if he's using the tree as human lips. You can see his mind going "ahhhh shit" lmao

  • @wotmate1440
    @wotmate1440 6 років тому +31

    best part is when david loses his shit at 2:57 as soon as he realises the ridiculousness of what bob is trying to convey

    • @steviedmrbk5179
      @steviedmrbk5179 6 років тому +2

      I watch this clip just for that moment :-)

  • @jietroraximoff2805
    @jietroraximoff2805 3 роки тому +4

    The mental image of George Clooney holding a didgeridoo in a tree in Bob's garden is hilarious. I get the sense that George would find Bob insane and funny at the same time(like most people)

  • @aishas4818
    @aishas4818 4 роки тому +5

    The first and last time I could tell that Bob was telling a lie. Can't deny though that every time he's on WILTY he tells the most ridiculously amazing stories.

  • @aprilblenk
    @aprilblenk 9 років тому +10

    I new this was a lie the second I heard it. My dad play's the didgeridoo and let me tell you, it's pretty hard. No way just some passing wind could do it.

    • @1JMAK7
      @1JMAK7 9 років тому +1

      same i also knew it was a big lie as soon as he read the card out!

    • @windyhawthorn7387
      @windyhawthorn7387 5 років тому

      A friend of mine when I was a child had one and it's pretty easy to play. Easier then trying to blow a rams horn.

  • @JimmySteller
    @JimmySteller 2 роки тому +4

    3:03 One of my favourite Bob Mortimer reactions.

  • @CptSpauIding
    @CptSpauIding 5 років тому +8

    David was hesitating there at the end, he knows Bob.

  • @sweiland75
    @sweiland75 10 років тому +9

    More annoying than the didgeridoo: the vuvuzela

  • @Otterysteve
    @Otterysteve 2 роки тому +1

    Wonderful. I don't remember this one. And good to have some cheerfulness today.....

  • @phillipgraves5067
    @phillipgraves5067 7 років тому +8

    Found out that it's called the Purlicue

  • @Welshwarrior85
    @Welshwarrior85 4 роки тому +3

    If it were anyone else, I’d have said lie... but this is Bob Mortimer 😂

  • @snakemanpete55
    @snakemanpete55 4 роки тому +5

    Bob should be on every show

  • @DG-mv6zw
    @DG-mv6zw 4 роки тому +3

    Nothing brightens my day like Bob Mortimer on wilty. Nothing!

  • @punishercastle5487
    @punishercastle5487 2 роки тому +1

    See the sad thing is, no matter how impossible it seemed, or how much the story was falling apart, I still was leaning towards it being true. Just because it’s Bob

  • @djjake
    @djjake 12 років тому +3

    bob is a legend, gutted that shooting stars got cancelled again. DAM YOU BBC!!!

  • @introspectivedreamer3864
    @introspectivedreamer3864 Рік тому +1

    wedged in the clooney omg Bob makes tears of laughter so easy to cry🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bustedfender
    @bustedfender 4 роки тому +2

    A Clooney. It is now.

  • @limyohwan
    @limyohwan 3 роки тому +1

    Of course its a lie, the tree doesnt even have a name

  • @andrewroberts8139
    @andrewroberts8139 6 років тому +2

    It's not much more outlandish than some of his claims that have proved correct.

  • @rhr98
    @rhr98 8 років тому +17

    Oh my god it's Mr. Glibert

  • @wishingwell12345
    @wishingwell12345 7 років тому +3

    Not even Bob Mortimer could make anyone believe that...

  • @pixiestxNyomouf
    @pixiestxNyomouf 3 роки тому +3

    The way he said it with such confidence!!!😂😂

  • @roccoxxxx1
    @roccoxxxx1 2 роки тому +1

    Wolf!

  • @jonc3295
    @jonc3295 3 роки тому +2

    Craftsman of improvisational comedy

  • @opdjasin
    @opdjasin 8 років тому +4

    You know what's the best part of this clip? That woman's laugh.

    • @andrewroberts8139
      @andrewroberts8139 6 років тому +1

      Fido Saurus Patsy Kensit

    • @JimmySteller
      @JimmySteller 5 років тому

      Her laughter is incredibly contagious. I wish they’d bring her back more often.

  • @chloex4603
    @chloex4603 5 років тому +4

    Lee and Bob are my faves ngl

  • @lolatomroflsinnlos
    @lolatomroflsinnlos 3 роки тому +2

    Clooney

  • @hellzila
    @hellzila 6 років тому +12

    ' wedged in a tree's V ' lmfao!

  • @just-tess
    @just-tess Місяць тому

    all he really had to do was tell them it makes a different sound than when it's played by a person

  • @TonikVision
    @TonikVision 12 років тому +3

    gotta love the bearded jaded david mitchell these days :)

  • @BusyBasaz
    @BusyBasaz 5 років тому +3

    Greg on point with the air theory.

    • @JimmySteller
      @JimmySteller 5 років тому +2

      That’s one of my favourite Greg moments on this show. He sounds so sophisticated in his reasoning, and then his various facial reactions to Bob’s floundering in response.

  • @petersmith6794
    @petersmith6794 2 роки тому +1

    Love Bobs stories , I could listen to him all day.

  • @scalls95
    @scalls95 11 років тому +2

    Lol *facepalm* the sound is produced on a didgeridoo by vibrating the lips...

  • @Marina-pe1gx
    @Marina-pe1gx 2 роки тому

    Sincere and probably stupid question:
    Just bc the prevailing wind overall is sw that doesn't necessarily mean that the prevailing wind in every single area is sw, right? It's an averaging, no?

  • @MxMattyB
    @MxMattyB 7 років тому +10

    0:08 Note for rhotic english speakers (or listeners, to be precise): the word is "parp" as in
    I have a didgeridoo suspended from a tree in my back garden so that when the wind blows in a particular direction, it *parps* soothing sounds of the outback into my bedroom window.

    • @medievalist
      @medievalist 6 років тому

      I didn't know what 'rhotic' meant, so had to look it up. I can now tell you that as a New Zealander, I speak non-rhotic English. Cheers!

  • @snakemanpete55
    @snakemanpete55 4 роки тому +1

    I can never get enough of listening to bobs stories he's just brilliant

  • @Oxocubesrule
    @Oxocubesrule 12 років тому +2

    Same, Shooting Stars was the best show ever! :)

  • @sallysmith9733
    @sallysmith9733 3 роки тому

    Not much time. You are Brilliant. Working with your self. Well done.

  • @daddyleogamingchannel5356
    @daddyleogamingchannel5356 3 роки тому +1

    Classic

  • @kevincaldwell9700
    @kevincaldwell9700 3 роки тому

    I'm surprised none of them knew that the place where a branch joins a trunk, or where a trunk splits, is called a crotch.

  • @hamstercom23
    @hamstercom23 11 років тому +1

    It's a type of large climbing plant with lots of white or purple-ish flowers on it. : )

  • @7dolci
    @7dolci 12 років тому +1

    *•* **•* *•* Cheek¥ .. Good Fun .. AHA
    Bo¥z Wi££ Be BOYZ .. Age£ess Truth

  • @mimosveta
    @mimosveta 3 роки тому

    impressive, bob was lying and they guessed it

  • @burningflurber
    @burningflurber 4 роки тому

    why do they give them lies that are just physically impossible :P

  •  3 роки тому

    For once, it's a lie. I'm so surprised...

  • @johnsmith9903
    @johnsmith9903 7 років тому +1

    lol it's the Crotch of the tree

  • @pamelah6431
    @pamelah6431 3 роки тому

    The whole group making didgeridoo noises! 🤣

  • @glenhughes8013
    @glenhughes8013 Рік тому

    Bob's my dad's brother.

  • @faisalhaji8670
    @faisalhaji8670 2 роки тому

    David mitchell vs Bob mortimer wow

  • @Josh-ek8qq
    @Josh-ek8qq 6 років тому +1

    Wisteria !!

  • @lilacwine1971
    @lilacwine1971 11 років тому +1

    love Bob

  • @paperclip27828
    @paperclip27828 Рік тому

    The tree's V.

  • @MxMattyB
    @MxMattyB 7 років тому +2

    0:14 I'm calling it a lie right now because without oscillating lips you didgeridon't get sound

  • @MusicFurler
    @MusicFurler 5 років тому

    V shape in a tree is called a Crotch.

  • @animequeen20012003
    @animequeen20012003 12 років тому

    You'll be expecting a call from the Prime Minister

  • @ImTooHotForMyself
    @ImTooHotForMyself 9 років тому +2

    Didgeridoos don't make their distinct noise with just a gust of wind. They should have looked into this more.

    • @pronkb000
      @pronkb000 9 років тому +51

      +Lauren Diddykins Of course not. It's wind + wisteria.

    • @caitlinw7123
      @caitlinw7123 6 років тому

      pronkb000 it's the wisteria that makes it melodious

  • @joycie112
    @joycie112 12 років тому

    Well done you.

  • @galleon1968
    @galleon1968 4 роки тому

    he is right about the clooney though

  • @hellzila
    @hellzila 6 років тому

    3:30 is david going bald?

  • @MsJonasBrosFan69
    @MsJonasBrosFan69 12 років тому

    Congratulations!

  • @billybats100
    @billybats100 12 років тому +1

    His twitter is as random as he always has been. Funny about a third of the time maybe? Don't get me wrong, Vic and bob are genius. Or were. The new shooting stars was a bit poo,right?

  • @hellzila
    @hellzila 6 років тому +1

    Vedged horizontally in a tree's V..... lmfao

  • @phillipgraves5067
    @phillipgraves5067 7 років тому

    Why has Bob never been on David's team? I can only hope he's back for the next series of WILTY

    • @TW-96
      @TW-96 7 років тому +1

      Phillip Graves I'm guessing it's because they reckon he'd bounce better off David, with his sarcastic, inquisitive and logical sense of humour going hand in hand with bobs surreal, illogical humour. Ironically, I'd say he bounces off Lee, either just as much as, or quite possibly even more than David does hahahaha

  • @tekqist28
    @tekqist28 12 років тому

    gotta love greg, id marry him any day

  • @SpineShower
    @SpineShower 8 років тому +10

    you need the windforce of a hurricane to produce sound from a friggin flute. How the hell is a didgeridoo supposed to make sound from the wind...