#36 Attraction | Sliding into Dm's, where's Petes love? and Lukes love mole

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  • @petronellajames1067
    @petronellajames1067 Рік тому +12

    Duhhhh Pete, Charlotte will beat the sheeet outa us!! 😂😂😂Luke is discreet about his dish

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому +1

      That’s no excuse! I still deserve the subtle appreciation society, whether you are lookin for a bit of subtle 🐓 or not! We don’t appreciate one sided whorishness in the dm’s….this type of behaviour will not be tolerated I’m afraid…not on my watch 🤣🤣🤣 and if you lot don’t like it 🫵🏼 head over to one of the other terrible comedy podcasts they got displayed currently in the top 50 comedy’s pods going….CUS THE SHEETSER ARMY IS A COMMUNITY, nobody gets left behind.✌🏼😁

  • @sarathkodak7297
    @sarathkodak7297 Рік тому +8

    You guys kill me open a sheet store 🤣🤣🤣

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому +2

      Sheetstore coming soon! These other mugs don’t do it like us, hopefully we’ll sell some mugs too 🤣🥰🫵🏼👊🏼✌🏼❤️

  • @petronellajames1067
    @petronellajames1067 Рік тому +7

    We call our dogs our exes names who had dog sheeeeet us! 😂😂😂

  • @ria.michaelas
    @ria.michaelas Рік тому +5

    Stopppp! Pete we love you ☺️ you are both beautiful, being funny is just the bonus. You’re both fab. Also… how was I sitting there listening to you guys have an in depth convo about moles 😂. Love you guys xx

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому +1

      Thanks Ria! We love all you sheetsters but we had to call out that behaviour! What has the podcast come to…talking about moles ffs 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ria.michaelas
      @ria.michaelas Рік тому +2

      @@LukeandPetePodcast 😂 honestly I will rewatch the videos over and over. This is the best one yet. For sure. Sorry shxitsngigs who? 😉 when can I come and meet you guys?!🤍

  • @petronellajames1067
    @petronellajames1067 Рік тому +8

    Never missing an episode of ya'll! Great spirit lifters or should i say spirit sheeeeetstarzzz ❤❤❤❤

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому +1

      You better not miss an episode!🤣❤️

    • @petronellajames1067
      @petronellajames1067 Рік тому +1

      @@LukeandPetePodcast never forever (Namibian way of saying, not even for a million $)

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому +1

      @@petronellajames1067 love that you are listening in Namibia….wtf has the world come to that we got someone tuning in from Namibia!

    • @petronellajames1067
      @petronellajames1067 Рік тому +1

      @@LukeandPetePodcast hahahaha....the universe is giving back to u.! Am a mad fan of ya'll, can laugh my bum off ur silly truths 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tanyar9221
    @tanyar9221 Рік тому +7

    Pete we love you, but respect Charlotte & we don’t want her hunting us down…Luke I apologise for perving over you & sliding in your dm’s 😂😂😂I will not anymore I’m on a ban of men…😂😂Pete I 100000% agree with you about the royal family I don’t have any fucking time for them & how he can still be involved sitting there I don’t get it???? I don’t like it @ all…anyway love you both EQUALLY 😂😂😂😂❤

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому +1

      We love you Tanya! And we love how you are, and no matter how often you slid into Luke’s dm’s you always slipped into mine! Never change dude….there is respect and love for the both of us when you message❤️❤️❤️

    • @tanyar9221
      @tanyar9221 Рік тому +1

      @@LukeandPetePodcast aww nuff respect to you both 👊🏻I’m glad you know I love you both…for who you are, not just the looks 😏love this, but can’t believe you outted me saying I slide into your dm’s too, please justify this, so I don’t have to keep looking over my shoulder for Charlotte 😬👀I have no idea what she looks like either???? But if I see a beautiful women charging towards me 👀🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️❤️❤️

  • @emmadocherty6544
    @emmadocherty6544 Рік тому +5

    You guys are the funniest 😂 only started listening about a week ago and can't stop listening to the episodes thanks for always making me laugh 😂

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому

      Keep supporting us Emma! We appreciate you tuning in. Spread the word. We appreciate the support 👊🏼❤️✌🏼

  • @kirichiarella
    @kirichiarella Рік тому +5

    Been waiting for a new one thank God 🎉🎉🎉

  • @Ceojaytee
    @Ceojaytee Рік тому +6

    1:28:23 is class keep up the good work boys SHYALLLAAAAP

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому

      One of our fave moments from this episode too JayTee! Keep revising ya little Sheetster…your gonna be the first one of us to be successful.

  • @katielester9942
    @katielester9942 Рік тому +3

    Omg guys! I love you so much
    I’ve never laughed so hard during a podcast. You’re just being yourself and have no filter 😂😂😂😂
    Love it!! 👏🏻👏🏻

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому +1

      Welcome to the party Katie! Work your way through older episodes too! Don’t just be a peeping tom!👊🏼❤️✌🏼

  • @nadinearnold3787
    @nadinearnold3787 Рік тому +2

    You both are sooo funny when pete said throw Andrew in the dungeons I burst out laughing 😂 Keep it up guys your doing amazing 🙌🏻🙏🏻💕

  • @kellyhussey7832
    @kellyhussey7832 Рік тому +9

    Hey now, we're not all thirsty bean flicking hoes 😂 I watch you guys because you're honest and hilarious.
    Also, my horse is called Dorito. How's that for a name? 😂

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому +2

      All them thirsty Gyals tryna slip under the radar and catch Luke in his weakest moment…we see you, and any behaviour like that is getting called straight out! You don’t take one of us, you take us all….if Charlotte has to put up with the crap that comes with either one of us, it’s only fair these w****’s that slip into the dm’s get it too! We started together, we finish together, you take one Sheetster, you take ‘em all….we ain’t going anywhere so be prepared to be called out if you are tryna slyly slip in undetected…..NOT ON MY WATCH LADIES! 🤣🤣🤣✌🏼

    • @kellyhussey7832
      @kellyhussey7832 Рік тому +3

      Them hoes aren't loyal 😅 also not real Sheetsters
      Just concentrate on the real ones, we are here and loving your stuff. BOTH of you 🎉❤

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому +2

      @@kellyhussey7832 ABSOLUTELY!👊🏼

    • @tanyar9221
      @tanyar9221 Рік тому +1

      Lmao love the name hilarious 😂 my cats are Chi Chi & Zigs (Ziggy)

    • @kellyhussey7832
      @kellyhussey7832 Рік тому +2

      @Tanya R my cats are Pandora, Paddington, Prince, Pablo, Pasha and then my bf's is Bailey and he refuses to change her name ... Prick 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sophiejackson3575
    @sophiejackson3575 Рік тому +1

    I love you both i tune in to listen to pete and watch lukes reaction 😂 both hilarious x

  • @chloecrandle947
    @chloecrandle947 Рік тому +1

    I’ve just signed up to the Patreon guys 💕 my fave podcast

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому +1

      Yes Chloe! Nice one! Thank you for supporting us and no longer upskirting as we walk past! 👊🏼❤️🥰

    • @chloecrandle947
      @chloecrandle947 Рік тому

      @@LukeandPetePodcast I still might try peep up your skirts

  • @Asaek319
    @Asaek319 Рік тому +3

    7:18 you’re done man, COME
    ON NOW 😂😂😭😖😖
    14:44 pete man maybe they dont hit you up due to ya girlfriend brother

  • @abbylewis4379
    @abbylewis4379 Рік тому +2

    This been making me laugh out loud for days now honestly thank you 😂😂😂

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому

      You’re very welcome Abby, that’s what we are here for 👊🏼🥰

  • @Donna.84
    @Donna.84 Рік тому +1

    Cant wait for the merch to come out !! 💩🤎

  • @alexodonnal3352
    @alexodonnal3352 Рік тому +7

    😂😂 That was awesome, I wish I could explain how funny the phone call was that I got from Alyssa this morning, that made her day. Thanks a ton guys, she’s no longer a peepin Tom either she’s part of the patreon 🎉

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому +2

      Shout out Alex everyone for not shying away and being a pussbag, he put his bollocks where his mouth was and got him and allyssa and that mutt Calvin! Involved in this weeks episode. Take note sheetsters!!!! This is exactly the behaviour we want from you lot! Fair play Alex!!! Take a bow!!!!🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

    • @tanyar9221
      @tanyar9221 Рік тому

      Alex & co 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻welcome to the house of sheet 🤪😂😂😂😂

    • @AlyssaHarney
      @AlyssaHarney Рік тому +3

      Seriously that made my whole day - I’ve learned my lesson about being a peeping Tom!! I’m officially a Sheetster now
      PS Calvin has a big mole on the side of his face (and he’s balding) so I think he gets a pass on the white man name😤

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 glad to hear it…about you learning a lesson, not Calvin having a mole on his face

  • @rabeccakapaya6299
    @rabeccakapaya6299 Рік тому +2

    *me sitting down*
    Randomly shouts out luke and Pete talking sheet 😭😂

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому +1

      That’s brilliant Rebecca! Glad we are being quoted by you as you sit down!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joannamills8376
    @joannamills8376 Рік тому +5

    😂lol 😂😂❤I would love to spend an evening with both of you guys❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому

      You will get that opportunity one day, we will party with you lot when we do a live show! 👊🏼❤️

    • @joannamills8376
      @joannamills8376 Рік тому +1

      Yes guys sounds amazing 😻

  • @guji1000
    @guji1000 Рік тому +2

    I love this podcast 🙌🏽 Part of me don’t want you to get sponsorship as it may not be as raw and real as it is now 🥲 No podcast is doing it like you two!

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому +1

      Don’t be silly😂, you think we are gonna let these see you next Tuesdays tell us what to do! NOBODY IS GONNA TELL US WHAT TO DO….unless the hair transplants….the dental work is all paid for first!😉 these other pods don’t speak from the heart! You always get that from us

    • @guji1000
      @guji1000 Рік тому +1

      @@LukeandPetePodcast 😂😂😂 legends man

  • @petronellajames1067
    @petronellajames1067 Рік тому +5

    Pete u are handsome...dont apply asianity to ur looks, some of us just like our coffee black!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @chelseadarnell1306
    @chelseadarnell1306 Рік тому +2

    Nah I deffo follow cuz your both hilarious 😂 the only male podcast I watch! 😂

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому +1

      Thanks Chelsea! Good to hear from you in the comments! Top Sheetster!

  • @silverslims95
    @silverslims95 Рік тому +1

    Ive just clocked....am I the only geeza watching this pod? Lads. Do something man 🤣🤣

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому

      Nah we got males watching too, not in a sexual way. More shy innit…don’t wanna give off any signals😁

  • @icemaiden6000
    @icemaiden6000 Рік тому +1

    1:35:57 Peter. I respect & adore you so much for your stance on the Paedo Andrew!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ I love your passion!!! and THEY are no BETTER than a council estate family! Probably worse!!

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому

      Thanks!!! Appreciate that, finally someone agreeing with me…silence speaks volumes from everyone else acting like it’s all normal…it’s so weird!!!

  • @Kirichiarella733
    @Kirichiarella733 4 місяці тому +1

    Totally agree with Pete ( start of video) even tho a women might not know your cheating. You don't realize how your energy shifts and women pick up on the smallest things and gestures that deffo change when cheating. ❤

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  4 місяці тому +1

      I think women pick up on it way more that men ever will 🤣

  • @Kirichiarella733
    @Kirichiarella733 4 місяці тому +1

    Pete's theory on moles has killed me

  • @RayvonTerrell
    @RayvonTerrell 10 місяців тому +2

    Pete went rouge again for about 12mns and I loved it😂😂😂😂

  • @carolyn1439ll
    @carolyn1439ll Рік тому +3

    Maybe it’s because women respect Charlotte! You are awesome Pete! You two equally contribute ❤️ and love your laugh btw 😂 does sound like you’re in pain when you yell out, but it’s hilarious. I LOVE THE dynamic between you two.

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому

      Thanks Carolyn, yeah I realised it because a lot of women respect Charlotte, a lot of them messaged me after and said they appreciate me also but don’t want to tread on charlottes toes which is fair! I love you all too! And Luke loves you all too, don’t know what I’d bloody do without him!

  • @chi-yl6yc
    @chi-yl6yc Рік тому +1

    ‘ What they don’t know don’t hurt’
    ..until they find out , imagine getting 🔪by your mrs and just having your own words go round your head 🤪😶‍🌫️

  • @gothicdreamsgdosh
    @gothicdreamsgdosh Рік тому +1

    54:39 I like the fast car cause I like to drive fast... not for the attention. It's just that I'm always late everywhere 😂

  • @georgia5901
    @georgia5901 2 місяці тому

    My dog is called Henry sorry Luke 🤣

  • @rabeccakapaya6299
    @rabeccakapaya6299 Рік тому +2

    I tune in just for Pete 🤡 he's so funny and cute 🥺😂

  • @LaurenKelly-cl5qr
    @LaurenKelly-cl5qr Рік тому +2

    To be fair I sent Pete a DM and didn’t mention Luke before I seen this podcast 😅 haven’t got a reply so 😂

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому

      I didn’t get no Dm from you! Name dates and times please, gonna scroll back through and see if I missed it!

    • @LaurenKelly-cl5qr
      @LaurenKelly-cl5qr Рік тому

      Haha YESTERDAY! Maybe it’s in your requests and maybe you have loads of dm’s but you haven’t checked your requests! Name Lauren.Kelly p.s would like to clarify I was sliding into the DMs just being dead on not creepy 🥸

  • @Laurasulli22
    @Laurasulli22 Рік тому +1

    So annoying that Pete missed that bullshit joke 😂

  • @cambridge8373
    @cambridge8373 11 місяців тому

    Why does Luke seem like someone who has an XL Bully named Hulk who would eat Calvin for breakfast 😂 also yes we do mainly tune in just for Luke 😂😂😂

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  11 місяців тому +1

      You’re lucky I read and responded to this message and not Pete 🤣

  • @gothicdreamsgdosh
    @gothicdreamsgdosh Рік тому +1

    My dog has a humanish name but it was his name when I got him and he was already 8 years old when I got him.

  • @mollybratton6596
    @mollybratton6596 Рік тому +3

    Pete I’m only here for you 😍🤣

    • @kirichiarella
      @kirichiarella Рік тому +2

      Love Pete #team Pete hahaha

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому +3

      Remember sheetsters!!! One hand washes the other…..you may like a pepperoni pizza but you still need the cheese! The sweet….is never as sweet, without the sour! 👊🏼❤️

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому +2

      We love you all❤️❤️

  • @gothicdreamsgdosh
    @gothicdreamsgdosh Рік тому +2

    1:07:06 not all big girls get that crust. 😂 i am lucky in that department.

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому

      Hahaahaha

    • @gothicdreamsgdosh
      @gothicdreamsgdosh Рік тому +1

      Now my mom's feet look like the grand canyon with stones for toes.🤣

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому

      @@gothicdreamsgdosh oh dear god 🤣🤣🤣

    • @gothicdreamsgdosh
      @gothicdreamsgdosh Рік тому

      @Luke and Pete Talking Sheet Podcast yeah my mom use to ask for a favor and her "favors" were always to sand her feet/toe nails. She had my ass lookin like a damn child laborer in a cocaine factory! Now if anyone asks me for a favor no matter who it is i tell them they must tell me the favor first before I will decide. 🤣

  • @dojaamunroe7068
    @dojaamunroe7068 Рік тому +1

    I gotta see the mole 👁️!

  • @JoyeJoy
    @JoyeJoy Рік тому

    You can like a boy band and have your favourite member of the group, it doesn't mean you don't like the group, Pete Is funny, luke is just more my sense of humour.

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому +1

      Thanks joy! Appreciate that!!! 🥰🥰🥰🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @darnellmckeown7991
    @darnellmckeown7991 Рік тому +1

    We all wanna no is tamzin single 😂

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  Рік тому +1

      Tamzin went awfully quiet when she got told off🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Kirichiarella733
    @Kirichiarella733 4 місяці тому +1

    My friend got a blue staff called Dave haha my boy is called reekz (Rico) I had a rottie called Bella and she died and now it's tattooed on my face 😂

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  4 місяці тому

      Wow! You got your dog tatooed on your face! Now that’s love ❤️

    • @Kirichiarella733
      @Kirichiarella733 4 місяці тому

      @@LukeandPetePodcast lol yes love/insanity same thing hahaha x

  • @riatekin
    @riatekin 4 дні тому

    Lovely Pete, your No DM situation has nothing to do with being asian. In fact, I wouldn't know that you are half asian if you haven't mentioned it. (I think you look Turkish, Anatolian) Women just won't go for a match that they know they don't have a chance to win. They see your love for Charlotte and that means "off limits" for ladies.

  • @bradleyjohnson2611
    @bradleyjohnson2611 Рік тому

    Pete stop interrupting Luke mate ffs😂

  • @chi-yl6yc
    @chi-yl6yc Рік тому +1

    Pete you should be happy for Luke getting attention! Unless you’re gay for Luke 🤪

  • @tripbull421
    @tripbull421 Рік тому +1

    "if i want to speak over him, i'll speak over him" wee petey boy is a child. Both of you are very funny together, again good pod. Was merely making a suggestion as to have a flowing conversation rather than luke constantly getting 3-4 words in before pete fumbles in saying something barely on topic :)))) good to know you read the comments at least and glad it's luke that replies or the trolls would have a field day.

  • @antoniaanderson7035
    @antoniaanderson7035 Рік тому +2

    44:41 why does neither one of you know how to spell origami 😭

  • @AnwarAli-ry2fj
    @AnwarAli-ry2fj Рік тому +1

    Yess there is judgement day after death the clear version is from the quran and I promise ya will touch you're soul and make you wake up into the reality off life after death

  • @mimidavis1835
    @mimidavis1835 Рік тому +2

    😂😂😂😂

  • @outlaw.makaveli
    @outlaw.makaveli Рік тому +1

    After this episode i'm noticing the comments now .. is your demographic mostly women? 🤔