That’s no excuse! I still deserve the subtle appreciation society, whether you are lookin for a bit of subtle 🐓 or not! We don’t appreciate one sided whorishness in the dm’s….this type of behaviour will not be tolerated I’m afraid…not on my watch 🤣🤣🤣 and if you lot don’t like it 🫵🏼 head over to one of the other terrible comedy podcasts they got displayed currently in the top 50 comedy’s pods going….CUS THE SHEETSER ARMY IS A COMMUNITY, nobody gets left behind.✌🏼😁
Stopppp! Pete we love you ☺️ you are both beautiful, being funny is just the bonus. You’re both fab. Also… how was I sitting there listening to you guys have an in depth convo about moles 😂. Love you guys xx
@@LukeandPetePodcast 😂 honestly I will rewatch the videos over and over. This is the best one yet. For sure. Sorry shxitsngigs who? 😉 when can I come and meet you guys?!🤍
Pete we love you, but respect Charlotte & we don’t want her hunting us down…Luke I apologise for perving over you & sliding in your dm’s 😂😂😂I will not anymore I’m on a ban of men…😂😂Pete I 100000% agree with you about the royal family I don’t have any fucking time for them & how he can still be involved sitting there I don’t get it???? I don’t like it @ all…anyway love you both EQUALLY 😂😂😂😂❤
We love you Tanya! And we love how you are, and no matter how often you slid into Luke’s dm’s you always slipped into mine! Never change dude….there is respect and love for the both of us when you message❤️❤️❤️
@@LukeandPetePodcast aww nuff respect to you both 👊🏻I’m glad you know I love you both…for who you are, not just the looks 😏love this, but can’t believe you outted me saying I slide into your dm’s too, please justify this, so I don’t have to keep looking over my shoulder for Charlotte 😬👀I have no idea what she looks like either???? But if I see a beautiful women charging towards me 👀🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️❤️❤️
Hey now, we're not all thirsty bean flicking hoes 😂 I watch you guys because you're honest and hilarious. Also, my horse is called Dorito. How's that for a name? 😂
All them thirsty Gyals tryna slip under the radar and catch Luke in his weakest moment…we see you, and any behaviour like that is getting called straight out! You don’t take one of us, you take us all….if Charlotte has to put up with the crap that comes with either one of us, it’s only fair these w****’s that slip into the dm’s get it too! We started together, we finish together, you take one Sheetster, you take ‘em all….we ain’t going anywhere so be prepared to be called out if you are tryna slyly slip in undetected…..NOT ON MY WATCH LADIES! 🤣🤣🤣✌🏼
😂😂 That was awesome, I wish I could explain how funny the phone call was that I got from Alyssa this morning, that made her day. Thanks a ton guys, she’s no longer a peepin Tom either she’s part of the patreon 🎉
Shout out Alex everyone for not shying away and being a pussbag, he put his bollocks where his mouth was and got him and allyssa and that mutt Calvin! Involved in this weeks episode. Take note sheetsters!!!! This is exactly the behaviour we want from you lot! Fair play Alex!!! Take a bow!!!!🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
Seriously that made my whole day - I’ve learned my lesson about being a peeping Tom!! I’m officially a Sheetster now PS Calvin has a big mole on the side of his face (and he’s balding) so I think he gets a pass on the white man name😤
I love this podcast 🙌🏽 Part of me don’t want you to get sponsorship as it may not be as raw and real as it is now 🥲 No podcast is doing it like you two!
Don’t be silly😂, you think we are gonna let these see you next Tuesdays tell us what to do! NOBODY IS GONNA TELL US WHAT TO DO….unless the hair transplants….the dental work is all paid for first!😉 these other pods don’t speak from the heart! You always get that from us
1:35:57 Peter. I respect & adore you so much for your stance on the Paedo Andrew!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ I love your passion!!! and THEY are no BETTER than a council estate family! Probably worse!!
Totally agree with Pete ( start of video) even tho a women might not know your cheating. You don't realize how your energy shifts and women pick up on the smallest things and gestures that deffo change when cheating. ❤
Maybe it’s because women respect Charlotte! You are awesome Pete! You two equally contribute ❤️ and love your laugh btw 😂 does sound like you’re in pain when you yell out, but it’s hilarious. I LOVE THE dynamic between you two.
Thanks Carolyn, yeah I realised it because a lot of women respect Charlotte, a lot of them messaged me after and said they appreciate me also but don’t want to tread on charlottes toes which is fair! I love you all too! And Luke loves you all too, don’t know what I’d bloody do without him!
Haha YESTERDAY! Maybe it’s in your requests and maybe you have loads of dm’s but you haven’t checked your requests! Name Lauren.Kelly p.s would like to clarify I was sliding into the DMs just being dead on not creepy 🥸
Remember sheetsters!!! One hand washes the other…..you may like a pepperoni pizza but you still need the cheese! The sweet….is never as sweet, without the sour! 👊🏼❤️
@Luke and Pete Talking Sheet Podcast yeah my mom use to ask for a favor and her "favors" were always to sand her feet/toe nails. She had my ass lookin like a damn child laborer in a cocaine factory! Now if anyone asks me for a favor no matter who it is i tell them they must tell me the favor first before I will decide. 🤣
You can like a boy band and have your favourite member of the group, it doesn't mean you don't like the group, Pete Is funny, luke is just more my sense of humour.
Lovely Pete, your No DM situation has nothing to do with being asian. In fact, I wouldn't know that you are half asian if you haven't mentioned it. (I think you look Turkish, Anatolian) Women just won't go for a match that they know they don't have a chance to win. They see your love for Charlotte and that means "off limits" for ladies.
"if i want to speak over him, i'll speak over him" wee petey boy is a child. Both of you are very funny together, again good pod. Was merely making a suggestion as to have a flowing conversation rather than luke constantly getting 3-4 words in before pete fumbles in saying something barely on topic :)))) good to know you read the comments at least and glad it's luke that replies or the trolls would have a field day.
Yess there is judgement day after death the clear version is from the quran and I promise ya will touch you're soul and make you wake up into the reality off life after death
Duhhhh Pete, Charlotte will beat the sheeet outa us!! 😂😂😂Luke is discreet about his dish
That’s no excuse! I still deserve the subtle appreciation society, whether you are lookin for a bit of subtle 🐓 or not! We don’t appreciate one sided whorishness in the dm’s….this type of behaviour will not be tolerated I’m afraid…not on my watch 🤣🤣🤣 and if you lot don’t like it 🫵🏼 head over to one of the other terrible comedy podcasts they got displayed currently in the top 50 comedy’s pods going….CUS THE SHEETSER ARMY IS A COMMUNITY, nobody gets left behind.✌🏼😁
You guys kill me open a sheet store 🤣🤣🤣
Sheetstore coming soon! These other mugs don’t do it like us, hopefully we’ll sell some mugs too 🤣🥰🫵🏼👊🏼✌🏼❤️
We call our dogs our exes names who had dog sheeeeet us! 😂😂😂
Stopppp! Pete we love you ☺️ you are both beautiful, being funny is just the bonus. You’re both fab. Also… how was I sitting there listening to you guys have an in depth convo about moles 😂. Love you guys xx
Thanks Ria! We love all you sheetsters but we had to call out that behaviour! What has the podcast come to…talking about moles ffs 🤣🤣🤣
@@LukeandPetePodcast 😂 honestly I will rewatch the videos over and over. This is the best one yet. For sure. Sorry shxitsngigs who? 😉 when can I come and meet you guys?!🤍
Never missing an episode of ya'll! Great spirit lifters or should i say spirit sheeeeetstarzzz ❤❤❤❤
You better not miss an episode!🤣❤️
@@LukeandPetePodcast never forever (Namibian way of saying, not even for a million $)
@@petronellajames1067 love that you are listening in Namibia….wtf has the world come to that we got someone tuning in from Namibia!
@@LukeandPetePodcast hahahaha....the universe is giving back to u.! Am a mad fan of ya'll, can laugh my bum off ur silly truths 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pete we love you, but respect Charlotte & we don’t want her hunting us down…Luke I apologise for perving over you & sliding in your dm’s 😂😂😂I will not anymore I’m on a ban of men…😂😂Pete I 100000% agree with you about the royal family I don’t have any fucking time for them & how he can still be involved sitting there I don’t get it???? I don’t like it @ all…anyway love you both EQUALLY 😂😂😂😂❤
We love you Tanya! And we love how you are, and no matter how often you slid into Luke’s dm’s you always slipped into mine! Never change dude….there is respect and love for the both of us when you message❤️❤️❤️
@@LukeandPetePodcast aww nuff respect to you both 👊🏻I’m glad you know I love you both…for who you are, not just the looks 😏love this, but can’t believe you outted me saying I slide into your dm’s too, please justify this, so I don’t have to keep looking over my shoulder for Charlotte 😬👀I have no idea what she looks like either???? But if I see a beautiful women charging towards me 👀🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️❤️❤️
You guys are the funniest 😂 only started listening about a week ago and can't stop listening to the episodes thanks for always making me laugh 😂
Keep supporting us Emma! We appreciate you tuning in. Spread the word. We appreciate the support 👊🏼❤️✌🏼
Been waiting for a new one thank God 🎉🎉🎉
Thanks Kiri! Hope you enjoy it!👊🏼❤️
So funny and so relatable, best podcasts 💯
1:28:23 is class keep up the good work boys SHYALLLAAAAP
One of our fave moments from this episode too JayTee! Keep revising ya little Sheetster…your gonna be the first one of us to be successful.
Omg guys! I love you so much
I’ve never laughed so hard during a podcast. You’re just being yourself and have no filter 😂😂😂😂
Love it!! 👏🏻👏🏻
Welcome to the party Katie! Work your way through older episodes too! Don’t just be a peeping tom!👊🏼❤️✌🏼
You both are sooo funny when pete said throw Andrew in the dungeons I burst out laughing 😂 Keep it up guys your doing amazing 🙌🏻🙏🏻💕
Hey now, we're not all thirsty bean flicking hoes 😂 I watch you guys because you're honest and hilarious.
Also, my horse is called Dorito. How's that for a name? 😂
All them thirsty Gyals tryna slip under the radar and catch Luke in his weakest moment…we see you, and any behaviour like that is getting called straight out! You don’t take one of us, you take us all….if Charlotte has to put up with the crap that comes with either one of us, it’s only fair these w****’s that slip into the dm’s get it too! We started together, we finish together, you take one Sheetster, you take ‘em all….we ain’t going anywhere so be prepared to be called out if you are tryna slyly slip in undetected…..NOT ON MY WATCH LADIES! 🤣🤣🤣✌🏼
Them hoes aren't loyal 😅 also not real Sheetsters
Just concentrate on the real ones, we are here and loving your stuff. BOTH of you 🎉❤
@@kellyhussey7832 ABSOLUTELY!👊🏼
Lmao love the name hilarious 😂 my cats are Chi Chi & Zigs (Ziggy)
@Tanya R my cats are Pandora, Paddington, Prince, Pablo, Pasha and then my bf's is Bailey and he refuses to change her name ... Prick 🤣🤣🤣
I love you both i tune in to listen to pete and watch lukes reaction 😂 both hilarious x
Cheers sophie!🥰🥰🥰
I’ve just signed up to the Patreon guys 💕 my fave podcast
Yes Chloe! Nice one! Thank you for supporting us and no longer upskirting as we walk past! 👊🏼❤️🥰
@@LukeandPetePodcast I still might try peep up your skirts
7:18 you’re done man, COME
ON NOW 😂😂😭😖😖
14:44 pete man maybe they dont hit you up due to ya girlfriend brother
Yeah lol that’s what Luke thinks too🤣
This been making me laugh out loud for days now honestly thank you 😂😂😂
You’re very welcome Abby, that’s what we are here for 👊🏼🥰
Cant wait for the merch to come out !! 💩🤎
It will come!👊🏼❤️
😂😂 That was awesome, I wish I could explain how funny the phone call was that I got from Alyssa this morning, that made her day. Thanks a ton guys, she’s no longer a peepin Tom either she’s part of the patreon 🎉
Shout out Alex everyone for not shying away and being a pussbag, he put his bollocks where his mouth was and got him and allyssa and that mutt Calvin! Involved in this weeks episode. Take note sheetsters!!!! This is exactly the behaviour we want from you lot! Fair play Alex!!! Take a bow!!!!🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
Alex & co 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻welcome to the house of sheet 🤪😂😂😂😂
Seriously that made my whole day - I’ve learned my lesson about being a peeping Tom!! I’m officially a Sheetster now
PS Calvin has a big mole on the side of his face (and he’s balding) so I think he gets a pass on the white man name😤
🤣🤣🤣🤣 glad to hear it…about you learning a lesson, not Calvin having a mole on his face
*me sitting down*
Randomly shouts out luke and Pete talking sheet 😭😂
That’s brilliant Rebecca! Glad we are being quoted by you as you sit down!🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂lol 😂😂❤I would love to spend an evening with both of you guys❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂
You will get that opportunity one day, we will party with you lot when we do a live show! 👊🏼❤️
Yes guys sounds amazing 😻
I love this podcast 🙌🏽 Part of me don’t want you to get sponsorship as it may not be as raw and real as it is now 🥲 No podcast is doing it like you two!
Don’t be silly😂, you think we are gonna let these see you next Tuesdays tell us what to do! NOBODY IS GONNA TELL US WHAT TO DO….unless the hair transplants….the dental work is all paid for first!😉 these other pods don’t speak from the heart! You always get that from us
@@LukeandPetePodcast 😂😂😂 legends man
Pete u are handsome...dont apply asianity to ur looks, some of us just like our coffee black!!! 😂😂😂😂
❤️❤️❤️
@@LukeandPetePodcast 🔞🔞🔞🔞
Nah I deffo follow cuz your both hilarious 😂 the only male podcast I watch! 😂
Thanks Chelsea! Good to hear from you in the comments! Top Sheetster!
Ive just clocked....am I the only geeza watching this pod? Lads. Do something man 🤣🤣
Nah we got males watching too, not in a sexual way. More shy innit…don’t wanna give off any signals😁
1:35:57 Peter. I respect & adore you so much for your stance on the Paedo Andrew!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ I love your passion!!! and THEY are no BETTER than a council estate family! Probably worse!!
Thanks!!! Appreciate that, finally someone agreeing with me…silence speaks volumes from everyone else acting like it’s all normal…it’s so weird!!!
Totally agree with Pete ( start of video) even tho a women might not know your cheating. You don't realize how your energy shifts and women pick up on the smallest things and gestures that deffo change when cheating. ❤
I think women pick up on it way more that men ever will 🤣
Pete's theory on moles has killed me
Do you agree with it?🤣
@@LukeandPetePodcast absolutely not haha
Pete went rouge again for about 12mns and I loved it😂😂😂😂
I always do!
Maybe it’s because women respect Charlotte! You are awesome Pete! You two equally contribute ❤️ and love your laugh btw 😂 does sound like you’re in pain when you yell out, but it’s hilarious. I LOVE THE dynamic between you two.
Thanks Carolyn, yeah I realised it because a lot of women respect Charlotte, a lot of them messaged me after and said they appreciate me also but don’t want to tread on charlottes toes which is fair! I love you all too! And Luke loves you all too, don’t know what I’d bloody do without him!
‘ What they don’t know don’t hurt’
..until they find out , imagine getting 🔪by your mrs and just having your own words go round your head 🤪😶🌫️
54:39 I like the fast car cause I like to drive fast... not for the attention. It's just that I'm always late everywhere 😂
My dog is called Henry sorry Luke 🤣
I tune in just for Pete 🤡 he's so funny and cute 🥺😂
To be fair I sent Pete a DM and didn’t mention Luke before I seen this podcast 😅 haven’t got a reply so 😂
I didn’t get no Dm from you! Name dates and times please, gonna scroll back through and see if I missed it!
Haha YESTERDAY! Maybe it’s in your requests and maybe you have loads of dm’s but you haven’t checked your requests! Name Lauren.Kelly p.s would like to clarify I was sliding into the DMs just being dead on not creepy 🥸
So annoying that Pete missed that bullshit joke 😂
Why does Luke seem like someone who has an XL Bully named Hulk who would eat Calvin for breakfast 😂 also yes we do mainly tune in just for Luke 😂😂😂
You’re lucky I read and responded to this message and not Pete 🤣
My dog has a humanish name but it was his name when I got him and he was already 8 years old when I got him.
Pete I’m only here for you 😍🤣
Love Pete #team Pete hahaha
Remember sheetsters!!! One hand washes the other…..you may like a pepperoni pizza but you still need the cheese! The sweet….is never as sweet, without the sour! 👊🏼❤️
We love you all❤️❤️
1:07:06 not all big girls get that crust. 😂 i am lucky in that department.
Hahaahaha
Now my mom's feet look like the grand canyon with stones for toes.🤣
@@gothicdreamsgdosh oh dear god 🤣🤣🤣
@Luke and Pete Talking Sheet Podcast yeah my mom use to ask for a favor and her "favors" were always to sand her feet/toe nails. She had my ass lookin like a damn child laborer in a cocaine factory! Now if anyone asks me for a favor no matter who it is i tell them they must tell me the favor first before I will decide. 🤣
I gotta see the mole 👁️!
He gets it out on patreon 🤣🤣🤣✌🏼
You can like a boy band and have your favourite member of the group, it doesn't mean you don't like the group, Pete Is funny, luke is just more my sense of humour.
Thanks joy! Appreciate that!!! 🥰🥰🥰🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We all wanna no is tamzin single 😂
Tamzin went awfully quiet when she got told off🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My friend got a blue staff called Dave haha my boy is called reekz (Rico) I had a rottie called Bella and she died and now it's tattooed on my face 😂
Wow! You got your dog tatooed on your face! Now that’s love ❤️
@@LukeandPetePodcast lol yes love/insanity same thing hahaha x
Lovely Pete, your No DM situation has nothing to do with being asian. In fact, I wouldn't know that you are half asian if you haven't mentioned it. (I think you look Turkish, Anatolian) Women just won't go for a match that they know they don't have a chance to win. They see your love for Charlotte and that means "off limits" for ladies.
Pete stop interrupting Luke mate ffs😂
I’m trying!🤙🏼😆
Pete you should be happy for Luke getting attention! Unless you’re gay for Luke 🤪
Stop pushing your own dreams onto me 🤣
"if i want to speak over him, i'll speak over him" wee petey boy is a child. Both of you are very funny together, again good pod. Was merely making a suggestion as to have a flowing conversation rather than luke constantly getting 3-4 words in before pete fumbles in saying something barely on topic :)))) good to know you read the comments at least and glad it's luke that replies or the trolls would have a field day.
We both reply to comments. Cheers.
44:41 why does neither one of you know how to spell origami 😭
Lol cus we’re idiots
Yess there is judgement day after death the clear version is from the quran and I promise ya will touch you're soul and make you wake up into the reality off life after death
😂😂😂😂
MIMI!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
After this episode i'm noticing the comments now .. is your demographic mostly women? 🤔
Men are too scared to comment 🤣
It’s a mix to be honest 😊
I'm gonna be the exception then 😂😂@@LukeandPetePodcast