Luke and Pete Talking Sheet Podcast
Luke and Pete Talking Sheet Podcast
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Halloween Special 2024 | EP112 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this week episode the boys discuss the death of Liam Payne and the price of fame. They have ghost story sent in they they manage to turn X-rated and a dilemma from a mixed race woman who has only dated white men but is feeling the lure of the dark side 🤣
To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.
If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys www.patreon.com/LukeandPete
0:00 intro + shoutout to the Sheetsters we met out and about
8:36 Liam Payne
12:45 I love filthy women but…
25:17 Wife carrying Championship
42:03 Liam Payne cost of fame
50:14 Simp Men
1:00:06 A ghost called Tyrone
1:13:07 Im mixed race and only dated white men but feel like change
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Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and some wonderful outtakes that we cant allow to go public lol www.patreon.com/LukeandPete
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Has Yung Filly been silly with his…? | EP111 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Переглядів 10 тис.21 годину тому
On this week episode the boys discuss the UA-camr Yung Filly who has been accused of wrong doing down under. What are their take on the situation. Is it wrong if your flatmate has s*x in the communal area? And Luke has some riddles for Pete plus of course your dilemmas. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to...
What’s the craziest thing you’ve done in the bedroom? | 110 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Переглядів 4,8 тис.14 днів тому
On this weeks episode the boys get asked a question and Lukes answer leaves Pete in a state of shock. They also help a woman who is dating a player if she can be helped. And they also discuss when losing your temper gets embarrassing. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any q...
"You Cleary have a Pawn Addiction" | EP109 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Переглядів 6 тис.21 день тому
On this weeks episode the boys discuss why Pete hasn’t been satisfying Charlottes needs. Maybe he should take his own advice and turn off the internet. They also talk being a stepdad and jobs that might be embarrassing If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline ( 44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we w...
My White girlfriend used the “N” word in the bedroom | EP108 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Переглядів 5 тис.Місяць тому
On this week episode the boys talk about the convicted woman beater who advertised it on his profile and got over 800 matches. 2004 fetishes Vs 2024 are they all still acceptable? And racism in the bed is it allowed? The boys disagree. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline ( 44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the...
What really went on at Diddy’s “freak off” parties | EP107 Luke and Pete talking sheet
Переглядів 9 тис.Місяць тому
On this weeks episode the boys talk the “15 most attractive hobbies to women” . Lukes looking for a school for his daughter so they discuss bad schools and of course they talk Diddy and the “freak off” parties. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline ( 44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help...
“Why do married men just want me for s*x?” | EP106 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
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On this weeks episode the discuss the psychotic people who relax to true crime. Pete gets into a family feud and Jon Bon Jovi talks a woman down off a bridge. They also get int he question why people cheat on their partner and this causes argument between the boys as always. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline ( 44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@luk...
“I wish my partner was more filthy, how do I tell her?” | EP105 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Переглядів 6 тис.Місяць тому
On this weeks episode the Pete offends Luke when he thinks that if he caught something it would have come from him. They also talk the astronauts stuck in space and dilemmas about not being satisfied in the bedroom. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline ( 44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will...
A Good Woman is Hard to find | EP104 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Переглядів 6 тис.Місяць тому
On this weeks episode the boys talk Trusting each other. The sexual health clinic, STD’s and we have a dilemma from a young guy who is currently unhappy with his partner and receiving attention elsewhere should he jump ship? If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline ( 44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials an...
My Husband hasn’t touched me in 4 years, is it over? | EP103 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Переглядів 6 тис.2 місяці тому
On this weeks episode the boys argue again about the kind of women they find attractive. Pete says Luke looks like a man off of the show “Love is Blind”. Prenups, wedding gifts and charging people to come to your wedding then they have two dilemmas about nudes and 4 years without intimacy. The boys are on the case. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotl...
My boyfriend’s friend was secretly watching us in the wardrobe | EP102 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Переглядів 6 тис.2 місяці тому
This week the boys talk kissing your dog, Pete nearly kills Luke with an attempt at an accent. We get a voice not with a question from one of the Sheetsters and we answer the dilemma from a woman who’s Boyfriend let his friend watch them having s*x unbeknownst to her until she heard grunting coming from the wardrobe. Is it time for to hire “S*x Security”? If you have any questions or dilemmas p...
"Why am I attracting all the weirdos on dating apps?" | EP101 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Переглядів 6 тис.2 місяці тому
On this weeks episode the boys talk about two boys who were switched at birth by accident and one ended up with a rich parent and one with a poor. They answer the question what are the “red flags” they look out for when dating. And a Sheetster has the question “why am I attracting all the weirdos on dating sites” this and more. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke ...
“My girlfriend wants me to do the unthinkable in the bedroom” | EP100 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Переглядів 7 тис.2 місяці тому
The boys are celebrating the 100th episode with a beautiful cake from lakes_bakez one our loyal Sheetsters. We also have a word from our sponsors Lucius and Pablo! And the boys talk police problems, a man who’s girlfriend want him to eat the backdoor and they have been sent in one of the funniest stories they have ever heard. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke an...
"I cant have a disagreement with her because she will Cry" | EP99 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Переглядів 6 тис.3 місяці тому
On this weeks episode Luke and Pete discuss their outing to buy brake pads and how Luke embarrasses Pete. And they have a couple of dilemmas including one from a man whose partner is extremely emotional. Can their relationship survive? If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline ( 44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the...
“All of my friends had an O*gy and didn’t invite me” | EP98 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Переглядів 6 тис.3 місяці тому
The boys are just answering your juicy dilemmas this week. How could they not with one woman feeling left out because her friendship group had an O*gy and left her out. And a guy wanting to date one of his friends side chicks but his friend isn’t happy even tho he is married. Naughty, naughty what will Luke and Pete say? This and more. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to t...
He has 3 kids with 3 different women, do you want to be the 4th? | EP97 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
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He has 3 kids with 3 different women, do you want to be the 4th? | EP97 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
“I’ve never been jealous before why have I started now?” | EP96 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
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“I’ve never been jealous before why have I started now?” | EP96 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
“I’m attracted to my girlfriend’s sister, should I tell her?” | EP95 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
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“I’m attracted to my girlfriend’s sister, should I tell her?” | EP95 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Woman rejected and left distraught after making disclosure on dating site | EP94 Luke and Pete
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Woman rejected and left distraught after making disclosure on dating site | EP94 Luke and Pete
My Girlfriend could make money selling feet pics should we do it? | EP93 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
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My Girlfriend could make money selling feet pics should we do it? | EP93 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
HELP! I’m sleeping with married a man | EP92 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
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HELP! I’m sleeping with married a man | EP92 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Ashley Madison Website | what’s the point in cheating? | EP91 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
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Ashley Madison Website | what’s the point in cheating? | EP91 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Teacher with big bum sleeps with pupils for attention | EP90 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
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Teacher with big bum sleeps with pupils for attention | EP90 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
My wife is in a wheelchair, is it ok to see other women? | EP89 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
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My wife is in a wheelchair, is it ok to see other women? | EP89 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Boyfriend sends videos of ex for REVENGE but it backfires! | EP88 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
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Boyfriend sends videos of ex for REVENGE but it backfires! | EP88 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
My Husband is subscribed to a Gay p*rn site is he Gay? | EP87 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
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My Husband is subscribed to a Gay p*rn site is he Gay? | EP87 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Why won’t my Boyfriend post me on social media? | EP86 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
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Why won’t my Boyfriend post me on social media? | EP86 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
O.J. Simpson innocent? and My Brother is dating my old Side Chick | EP85 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
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O.J. Simpson innocent? and My Brother is dating my old Side Chick | EP85 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Tv Doctor caught exchanging Botox for S*x with Onlyf*ns Model | EP84 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
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Tv Doctor caught exchanging Botox for S*x with Onlyf*ns Model | EP84 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Ex Soldier Marries conjoined twins, is it wrong? | EP83 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
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Ex Soldier Marries conjoined twins, is it wrong? | EP83 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @Bo-Allen
    @Bo-Allen 15 годин тому

    OMG! Am African and found this extra- hilarious 🤣 🤣. Pete 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣! My ribs hurt thank you

  • @MrSteelermaniac10
    @MrSteelermaniac10 День тому

    I would be a patrion but I'm not sure what day chewsdy is and won't know when to view the podcast

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast 23 години тому

      You can view it whenever you want 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @daaljones9584
    @daaljones9584 День тому

    Gotta have to disagree with my man as a kashmiri🤣 I've had every colour I think he's talking about Indians specifically not Asians in general

  • @carolyn1439ll
    @carolyn1439ll День тому

    14:30 Pete’s face! 😂 you guys are so funny! Pure comedy

  • @LeesLifeee
    @LeesLifeee День тому

    Had surgery today and was watching this before going under, absolutely class none stop laughing 😅 from watching keep it up man 💪🏼

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast День тому

      Hope the surgery went well…hope you recover quickly 👊🏼👊🏽❤️

    • @LeesLifeee
      @LeesLifeee День тому

      @LukeandPetePodcast Appreciate it 🙏 💪🏼 all went well.

  • @JVsGalacticAdventures
    @JVsGalacticAdventures День тому

    If you love this podcast "Like" the video. It will help them grow

  • @aoifegallagher5908
    @aoifegallagher5908 День тому

    Someone has broken Pete down mentally 😂😂😂

  • @Fraser91x
    @Fraser91x День тому

    Another great one lads 😂😂 love it

  • @josephmcdonald8383
    @josephmcdonald8383 День тому

    Another banger episode boys 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @georgia5901
    @georgia5901 День тому

    Another hilarious ep

  • @liamcampbell535
    @liamcampbell535 День тому

    It's a good point. We REALLY know U, an to u, we're as good as strangers! It's a mad dynamic. 2024 aye.

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast День тому

      It is, but it’s all good, love you lot ❤️👊🏼👊🏽

  • @beckyb9061
    @beckyb9061 2 дні тому

    Hi Luke and Pete. Found you on TikTok and now binge watching on UA-cam! My husband keeps giving me the side eye as I’m constantly laughing throughout! Every video is 10/10!! Been telling friends/family to listen to you also. You’re a great escape from reality! Lots of ❤

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast День тому

      Thanks for spreading the word! Always lovely to have a new sheetster on board ❤️👊🏼👊🏽

  • @LD-tk6oo
    @LD-tk6oo 2 дні тому

    Pete.. you are the gift that keeps of giving.. if the gift was slowly regressing in development 😂

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast День тому

      Cheers…sort of a backhanded compliment but il take it 😅

  • @SwampNinja96
    @SwampNinja96 2 дні тому

    33:05 DEEP INHALE😭😭😭 I could run on water after that

  • @bishbashbosh5039
    @bishbashbosh5039 2 дні тому

    Every tuesday is a blessed day thanks luke and pete

  • @darreljoneswilliams
    @darreljoneswilliams 2 дні тому

    Been looking forward to this

  • @Bo-Allen
    @Bo-Allen 2 дні тому

    What parent leaves their 22 year old girl with their boss, falls asleep in the next room???!! Something does not seem right here. Call me a cynic.. I'll take it

  • @monikamon8790
    @monikamon8790 3 дні тому

    It does matter if u don't have nice thing to say shut it It's nice to read mean comment.

  • @ModNTech
    @ModNTech 3 дні тому

    On the treadmill listening. FYI it's a Sunday 😂

  • @riatekin
    @riatekin 4 дні тому

    Lovely Pete, your No DM situation has nothing to do with being asian. In fact, I wouldn't know that you are half asian if you haven't mentioned it. (I think you look Turkish, Anatolian) Women just won't go for a match that they know they don't have a chance to win. They see your love for Charlotte and that means "off limits" for ladies.

  • @CarisWhiston
    @CarisWhiston 5 днів тому

    this is so funny lmao so much i cant breathe I fell off of my chair

  • @OhWiseGuy
    @OhWiseGuy 6 днів тому

    How isn’t this black man and Indian man not famous yet. Funny cunts they are

  • @edwardlawrence7596
    @edwardlawrence7596 6 днів тому

    Do you guys edit the swearing out of the videos now?

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast 4 дні тому

      Yeah, but one of the advantages of being a patreon, is we keep all swearing in even on the free episodes 👊🏼👊🏽❤️

  • @zinzimafela
    @zinzimafela 6 днів тому

    This is the friend Pete spoke about in the ‘success’ episode? I get why he had a problem 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Luke called him a pedo 🤣🤣🤣 love the pod, lads. Carry on ❤

  • @Akanchwua
    @Akanchwua 6 днів тому

    Fave podcast on the internet you guys are the besttttttt

  • @AshleyLynnmusik
    @AshleyLynnmusik 6 днів тому

    You guys are so underrated! Y’all are funny

  • @CarisWhiston
    @CarisWhiston 6 днів тому

    I'm laughing and crying at the same time this is so funny

  • @sydneymacquillin1758
    @sydneymacquillin1758 6 днів тому

    Im only 13😭

  • @ZazVocals
    @ZazVocals 6 днів тому

    omg you guys really do not hold back do you daaaaaang 20:50 it makes me never wanna touch a man again 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @annagemesi4418
    @annagemesi4418 7 днів тому

    Petition for a new segment on the show where Pete tries to figure out a meaning of big words 😂😂😂

  • @Kay8B
    @Kay8B 7 днів тому

    22:23 WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!?!?!?!?!?! me and luke had the same face on 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @theshields5779
    @theshields5779 7 днів тому

    🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾

  • @The_Tortoise_and_the_Hare
    @The_Tortoise_and_the_Hare 7 днів тому

    It's weird to me how few subs you have, maybe you need more close ups?

  • @The_Tortoise_and_the_Hare
    @The_Tortoise_and_the_Hare 7 днів тому

    "Now" in that accent, I love it so much.

  • @The_Tortoise_and_the_Hare
    @The_Tortoise_and_the_Hare 7 днів тому

    I love being offended, it makes me laugh. Well I laugh at how easily I get offended sometimes, but it's fun.

  • @The_Tortoise_and_the_Hare
    @The_Tortoise_and_the_Hare 7 днів тому

    argh I am too used as watching these as shorts and so not having any close ups messes with my brain

  • @estheroneill366
    @estheroneill366 7 днів тому

    New follower! Irish lass … sending love x

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast 7 днів тому

      About time the Irish showed up ☘️ respect 🫡 ❤️🥰

  • @dai-chaneljorday1441
    @dai-chaneljorday1441 7 днів тому

    The opening was so outta pocket😂 Luke and Pete never change😂🤣🤣

  • @Thandi1230
    @Thandi1230 8 днів тому

    Everytime I think I've laughed so much from a previous episode it just gets better each time😂😂😂😂 you guys are on another level 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

  • @TinaMul
    @TinaMul 8 днів тому

    Definitely reminds me of early S&G 🙂 Hope it grows for you two aswell 😁👍🏼

  • @LeesLifeee
    @LeesLifeee 8 днів тому

    These ladzz are too funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SaifKhan-mf8sp
    @SaifKhan-mf8sp 8 днів тому

    Been a week since I found your podcast and binged so many episodes, you lot are funny AF. Chemistry is on point man

  • @DeeDee-ny1yb
    @DeeDee-ny1yb 8 днів тому

    Lean into the leverage 😂…. Only podcast that genuinely makes me laugh out loud…..the hypotheticals always become so unhinged 😂😂😂

  • @monikamon8790
    @monikamon8790 8 днів тому

    Pete is like this unhappy wife . I can't belive u went with me and ignored me all night how dare you 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Sbuswell
    @Sbuswell 8 днів тому

    First time coming across your content. Fucking jokes.