As I white boy livin in east Baltimore I think I never got jumped only cause l looked like a dirt bag skater, never had much cash but usually had at least an o 😂😂
Its literally a natural foot trait. Its bizarre to me how feet bother people when logically they touch much less surfaces than people's hands do, yet most people don't go 🤢 when it comes to shaking hands!
Lmao that "i looked in his eyes and he didnt have it in him what he was trying to do" line was real. I had a dude pull a gun out on me and i was just standing their unbothered waiting to see what he was gonna do with it. The guy never had the courage to even look me in my eyes. The gun was a scare tactic, once he seen that didnt work he was left helpless.
Its bizarre to me how feet bother people when logically they touch much less surfaces than people's hands do, yet most people don't go 🤢 when it comes to shaking hands!
Cant rob me with a pistol🔫you gon have to shoot me 😭gotta at least be a draco or a chopper but that's a over kill. You had no intention of letting me live with a chopper
This guy would hate me then. I wear sandals 6 months out of the year, and I have the second toe longer than the big one. And one of them is bent. He'd freak out.
Maybe I’m weird but I like longer toes. I think it looks better. I feel like having the second toe longer than the first is more common than nubby toes, don’t most people have a second longer toe?
my dude look like Childish Sweatshirt
the CURDGE haha good one
😂😂😂
Yeeeoooooooo
Big facts
Earl Glover headass 😭😂
Did he memorize the poem so he could do that joke or did he find standup after his PhD in Shakespearian thaeter.
Both Kevin.... Both
either way that punchline at the end hit like a truck
Sonnet 18 is standard high school fare
@@IIILordXIII lol you beat me to it.
@@simplytranquility5944 lmao 😂
He nailed that soliloquy
Shakespeare’s sonnet 18. There is a great vid on YT of Tom Huddleston reading it with that voice of his *swoon*
@WeirdozChannel No, it's spelled, "soliloquy", in English.
I don’t think that’s a soliloquy. It’s a sonnet, a soliloquy is when a character is alone on stage in a play speaking to themselves or the crowd
Indefinitely , 2 to 3 , so flawlessly , whom doth thou think they be , G ?
That hoodie thing is straight facts. I live in the Bronx 😂😂😂
BX, STAND UP...!!!
Yup true for bmore too, I stayed wearing a drug rug and no one tried to jump my white ass even in the hood
Guess that's guetto survival 101. I'm from Brazil. Shit is the same here.
That hoodie shit is facts in the Bronx 😭 can’t be looking too nice
😂🤣☠️
As I white boy livin in east Baltimore I think I never got jumped only cause l looked like a dirt bag skater, never had much cash but usually had at least an o 😂😂
@@philipm3173 Lol, you probably never got jumped because the white people from Baltimore are scarier than the black people in Baltimore
homidontpl8 facts the dope fiends will fuck you up
😀 I like him.
He has that Hannibal Burress twisted way of thinking and vibe
I was thinking the same thing 😂
That hoodie joke would make a great sketch.
Definitely going to be looking out for more from Kevin Iso. Watched it 3 times. Hilarious
Yo he has a bright future in stand up. I can even see him acting one day. Hope the best for him.
Rizaldo Mullings I agree. A lot of potential
He just got a show on Showtime called Flatbush!
And now he's starring in Flatbush Misdemeanors. Crazy what two years can do.
Mans called it
@@pineduh23 it’s his own show he’s a writer
We gonna ignore that person who “woo”’d for the second toe being longer than the first 😷
We actually really out here tho
sabrina berriez I mean god don’t make mistakes 🤷🏽♂️
My middle school nurse wore sandals all year and her 2nd and 3rd toes were criss crossed it was so nasty 🤢
That's a good thing. It's called the Greek Ideal.
Its literally a natural foot trait. Its bizarre to me how feet bother people when logically they touch much less surfaces than people's hands do, yet most people don't go 🤢 when it comes to shaking hands!
Come back when your hoodie is brown -purple at least
LOL
Flatbush Misdemeanors is a FANTASTIC show. So good.
Should we rob him? Nah, he's on his way to work right now. Lmao
I thought I couldn't be offended but then he went on to talk shit about extra bread crust.
I was looking for this comment. Idk how to feel about that part, lol.
am furious i still laughed after, i used to fight my fam for that top and bottom slice.
@@RIPxBlackHawk Cube it, Cook it, Crouton it.
@@wellreadbull3740 This guy breads. (I like croutons and cooking too)
Bruh that the best bread for triple decker pb&j sandwiches.
He looks like Earl SweatShirt if he wasn’t famous.
CharlesDaLast - bruh I said the same shit lol
Earl sweatshirt looks like Earl sweatshirt if he wasn’t famous
looks nothing like earl lmao this mad anti-black
He killed this set 😂😂😂 Great work
This crowd is amazing
That poem tho
Flatbush misdemeanours is dope bro
Fire. Check out moderately funny. It’s like seeing FM at its beginning stages.
The DAWGS from MSSP brought me here.
Make a sandwich with 2 regular pieces of bread then put the butt piece in the middle like a Big Mac.
JRWolfgang1 man!!! You just changed my life...
A waste of a good hamburger bun.
I never heard of this dude before. But he's really talented! I'll have my people call his people.
Flatbush Misdemeanors brought me here
Kevin Iso is so talented
Feet are like the first and last piece of 🍞🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This Was Pretty Funny💪
Wow, this guys is great!
That poem bit was creative as hell
comedy mixed with poetry i can dig that
Lmao that "i looked in his eyes and he didnt have it in him what he was trying to do" line was real. I had a dude pull a gun out on me and i was just standing their unbothered waiting to see what he was gonna do with it. The guy never had the courage to even look me in my eyes. The gun was a scare tactic, once he seen that didnt work he was left helpless.
@@Dee-nv1kz some be shooters fr,
Tht poem👌🏼👌🏼
He is flipping hilarious
this was perfect
hey, this dude have some straight up great material!
This dudes pretty funny and original
Reminds me of Donald Glover for some reason
It's the non threatening black pussy vibe.
😂😂😂 fawking classic!!!!
I enjoyed his material. A lot of potential.
i just read the title and i already laughed.
I laughed before I even watched the video 😂
Good flow
Good crowd
Lol that foot joke funny as hell !!!! Either way if i am talking to a chic whether she have pretty feet or tetris feet they getting rub lol
Genuis!
55 seconds in and im laughing my whole ass off
bro. Bronx New York all day....... i $ee you
Damn nvr heard of this cat but glad i hav now very funny brutha!!!!
This guys on his way⬆ 👍🏾👌🏾😂🤣
I got recommended this after I watched it
He got potential
Wow. Stand-up comedy AND a poetry recital!
Its bizarre to me how feet bother people when logically they touch much less surfaces than people's hands do, yet most people don't go 🤢 when it comes to shaking hands!
I ain't touching NOBODY hands without sanitizer around.
Interesting way of saying you want yo toes sucked
Please for the love of fuck give this man a full special
Bruh looks like earl sweatshirt 😂
He did his thing
Solid 🤣
he just assaulted my 2nd toe :(
Mine too bro...mine too lol
And mine.
I was definitely triggered 😂😂 😂
I used to bundle in the cold looking like a ninja mugger but it was just cold in winter
True - dressing like that will protect you. BX all day!!!!
Looks like he saw more of competition than he bargained for.
When was he in Hawaii? I saw nothing put out about it
ExtraMoreBigger lol I actually don’t anymore. Thanks for knowing my life though good sir... or ma’am.
BX baby!
Funny guy! BX all day!!
earl sweatshirt?
Urban camouflage is a real thing. Look like a mugger…. Look like a homeless person… look poor. All useful at times
You're telling me this isn't Jon Jones?
black hoodies are the grey Jedi of the hood
1:52 stolen joke could originally b his but i know cause i heared it from 4 other mother fucking comedians
Cant rob me with a pistol🔫you gon have to shoot me 😭gotta at least be a draco or a chopper but that's a over kill. You had no intention of letting me live with a chopper
A draco is a chopper, dork.
@@ReigningInTheKitchenWithRon Draco can be a pistol. Chopper cant. Goofy
ChihuahuaM●●k in the eyes of the law a Draco is a pistol as long as you don’t have 7.62 in it
@@darieushilliard2109 Stupid nigga show me one law on the books reffering to a firearm as a "Draco". I didn't think so.
Those ak and ar15 pistols still use 5.56 7.62.. basically a rifle without the buttstock?
All in the eyes
He was great!
He looks like a mix between Tyler and Dave Chappell and kinda childish Gambino with the delivery
This guy would hate me then. I wear sandals 6 months out of the year, and I have the second toe longer than the big one. And one of them is bent. He'd freak out.
Nigga what’s wrong with yo foot 😂
Maybe I’m weird but I like longer toes. I think it looks better. I feel like having the second toe longer than the first is more common than nubby toes, don’t most people have a second longer toe?
@@Babyshoes777 It's called the Greek Ideal in the art world. :)
Anti-feet gang!!!
Did he just Shakespeare flex on us?
"Nahhh you still a white hoodie bruh ..."
There potentially in this one.
Earl Sweatshirt
With teeth like that and a hairline like that, u can't have much perks in life
😂😂
Bruh I hate feet and wear hoodies for safety too
all fax bout toe$
when i look at him i see jon jones
Teethal weapon, im just joking...🙃🤣
LMAO 47secs don't talk about my long toe it ain't that much longer just enuff that it make my shoe size from 9¾ to 10ish ..lol let's watch the rest
Funny kid
😂
Is this at Hawaiian Brian's?
Dude was def called “Kevin iso ugly” in school
U judging dudes looks.......😐
This Too Short Son
Drop the unfunny foot stuff but the rest is really good!
A poem? Bruh that’s sonnet 18-shakespeare
1, 2, 3, 4head, nope.
5HEAD
Yo this nigga funny!
Elizabeth Barret Browning
The sonnet? Shakespeare. You might be thinking of How Do I Love Thee though.
You're right.
0:44 look at your teeFFF MAN! lol nobody wants those anywhere near they toes!
Lol you less likely to get robbed it you look like you finna ran somebody pockets haaaaaaa
Sounds like 21 savage
Men need to keep their feet to themselves but some ladies have such nice feet it's difficult not to get a bit aroussed 😂😂😂
I feel like the Chicago bears field goal squad can kick a ball through his gap teeths and make a field goal I honestly believe.