Pete Davidson's Best Stand-Up Jokes

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  • @luke_palmer05
    @luke_palmer05 4 роки тому +48301

    Hes so funny because he doesnt sound like hes joking he sounds 100% serious and is just telling us stuff like it isnt hilarious

    • @scottpurtle3577
      @scottpurtle3577 4 роки тому +148

      I feel bad for you bro if you think this shit is funny!

    • @ariaanise7489
      @ariaanise7489 4 роки тому +1137

      @@scottpurtle3577 ... You came on to complain? ... That's sad...

    • @TG-nu7ii
      @TG-nu7ii 4 роки тому +69

      Scott Purtle 😂

    • @shravanshetty347
      @shravanshetty347 4 роки тому +15

      Maybe he is

    • @trentbrisket1159
      @trentbrisket1159 4 роки тому +29

      Wow thanks dude. Amazing perspective, thanks for sharing

  • @anamaria91106
    @anamaria91106 4 роки тому +23282

    His jokes are so raw that I don't know if I want to laugh or cry for him.

    • @amyobrien4311
      @amyobrien4311 3 роки тому +103

      Lmao same. I ended up doing both 💀😂

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 роки тому +51

      You do both.

    • @invidia44
      @invidia44 3 роки тому +40

      You think this kids jokes are raw....you don't know real comedians. If you grew up in the early 90s you would have heard some real shit. But let's be honest your generation wouldnt like comedians back then because of how it uncensored they were. I mean they said anything from sexist to racist jokes that this generation couldn't handle. It would be too raw for you zoomers you would end up crying.

    • @megkrish7568
      @megkrish7568 3 роки тому +127

      @@invidia44 bruh ur begging for an ok boomer meme, also comedy is subjective just bcuz u dont find it funny doesnt mean it's not real humor. If it makes u laugh, its humor

    • @peachieyuno
      @peachieyuno 3 роки тому +114

      @@invidia44 what they mean by raw is that some of his jokes are very deeply personal to him and it makes people sad seeing him joke about the shit he’s gone through. it has nothing to do with being racist/sexist lmfaoooo that’s just plain disrespect

  • @mohammedzacky276
    @mohammedzacky276 2 роки тому +3427

    "I've no game with women" that lines aged well

    • @dabootyisog8430
      @dabootyisog8430 2 роки тому +33

      I'm saying bro 😆

    • @skydaddyissues3884
      @skydaddyissues3884 2 роки тому +126

      Pete, you’ll NEVER believe this…

    • @gus7807
      @gus7807 2 роки тому +230

      He got nicki minaj, ariana and kim kardashian in one lifetime

    • @enriquepena2009
      @enriquepena2009 2 роки тому +12

      @@gus7807 and Kim Kardashian

    • @gus7807
      @gus7807 2 роки тому +6

      @@enriquepena2009 forgot abT her ima edit it

  • @afrikankodo
    @afrikankodo 4 роки тому +6253

    "Mommy's sick. She might need these tissues."
    🤣🤣

    • @leleliswoe5350
      @leleliswoe5350 4 роки тому +11

      Afrikan Kodo he's so wholesome

    • @yawannatilly
      @yawannatilly 4 роки тому +42

      @@leleliswoe5350 you understand he said he was going to finish but couldn’t because “mommy’s sick” and you say “he’s so wholesome” what the fuck.. hahahaha

    • @MohammadAli-gl5gx
      @MohammadAli-gl5gx 4 роки тому +2

      @@yawannatilly can u please explain the joke

    • @arshanwar2225
      @arshanwar2225 3 роки тому +2

      I laughed so much

    • @xjayydope_
      @xjayydope_ 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @sharasharmi2718
    @sharasharmi2718 4 роки тому +12148

    He is so brutally honest.Its kinda scary..

    • @Masked_SVincent
      @Masked_SVincent 4 роки тому +117

      He’s a big mood for me

    • @frostdagger2199
      @frostdagger2199 4 роки тому +43

      Aye it fits him

    • @grego15
      @grego15 4 роки тому +6

      The first bit about the college dorm was not though. I mean unless he's dorming at an inner-city Community College... What the hell was he talking about. First year in the dorms fucking rocked. You don't care anything about the living situation you are so excited to be around people your age like-minded, and everyone there has half a brain at least and now you guys are the adults and no supervision it's awesome. You got to be a first-rate creeper not to come out of your shell and socialize or at least be a part of the community. He's focused on the toilet paper lol.

    • @Masked_SVincent
      @Masked_SVincent 4 роки тому +60

      grego15 called being anti social or introverted

    • @grego15
      @grego15 4 роки тому +1

      @@Masked_SVincent he must be at the extreme end, yet he does standup....The dorms are a mix of everybody. My roommate was a severe diabetic with an insulin pump and very quiet and just played video games and was "in the closet" but we still talk and he loved the dorms because he instantly became part of an equal community with open minded young people and could walk over to anyone's room at any hour to just kick it. We had 3 halls 1 girls and 2 boys and central connecting lounge with TV and kitchen. The place was built in the 60s so it was no Hilton but it rocked! Don't forget like hotels, there are paid workers to clean it. You have to be able to focus on academics and making connections. All dorms are very similarly like this. Where's the time machine!?

  • @michaelfouladi4961
    @michaelfouladi4961 2 роки тому +332

    What makes Pete’s comedy so great isnt his punchlines or even delivery, but rather the fact that it’s so unrefined and raw that it’s a refreshing break from what you’re used to. It’s literally the funny guy in your stoner group that just happened to make it big

  • @bluehaven8472
    @bluehaven8472 3 роки тому +28385

    He's just so natural on stage like he uses his awkwardness to his advantage

    • @LL-uw4qv
      @LL-uw4qv 3 роки тому +58

      I’ll be the first to reply ig

    • @poseidonfury
      @poseidonfury 3 роки тому +98

      @@LL-uw4qv bro really went three months without a reply

    • @philferroni
      @philferroni 3 роки тому +31

      How can he be a natural on stage if he's awkward?

    • @bella3567
      @bella3567 3 роки тому +58

      @@philferroni he is used to preforming doesn’t mean he isn’t awkward that’s a pretty clear trait of his

    • @epicwolf
      @epicwolf 3 роки тому +23

      He is naturally unfunny. And i gave this dude a chance too. I wanted to see whats all hype about. My god I know comedy is subjective sometimes but if you think he is funny, you wont be in my circle for sure.

  • @Pikachunicornio
    @Pikachunicornio 3 роки тому +8773

    “how am i going to smoke weed with no fingies”

  • @ChristophP97
    @ChristophP97 Рік тому +714

    10 years ago he was joking about not getting any and now here we are after him dating Ariana Grande, Kim Kardashian and Emily Ratakowski. Friggin legend

    • @smanni01
      @smanni01 Рік тому +19

      I guess that tatoo really did work

    • @Locadel2003
      @Locadel2003 Рік тому +12

      And also Kate Beckinsale, man he is already a legend

    • @WillKingsley
      @WillKingsley Рік тому +1

      Anything is possible

    • @tylerbaker3832
      @tylerbaker3832 Рік тому +5

      Madeline cline now too

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 3 місяці тому

      Being funny gets the girls. And apparently he has a sizeable appendage which probably helps.

  • @danicook9607
    @danicook9607 4 роки тому +11627

    Everyone hating on Pete for the little brother joke needs to relax he doesn’t even have a brother he has a sister named Casey

    • @joelhaigh
      @joelhaigh 4 роки тому +698

      You mean, he was joking? Fuuuuuck

    • @captainhowdy4290
      @captainhowdy4290 4 роки тому +373

      Omg wow like for reals? It’s almost like he was telling a joke or something 🙈 but fr thank GODDDD you were here to clear things up for us. Thank you.

    • @cpsbBXCX
      @cpsbBXCX 4 роки тому +13

      @@dungoofed8983 cool story bro

    • @dungoofed8983
      @dungoofed8983 4 роки тому +6

      @@cpsbBXCX okay boomer

    • @cyrillanicoche9827
      @cyrillanicoche9827 3 роки тому +28

      He is so brutally honest.Its kinda scary..

  • @LoneEditor
    @LoneEditor 3 роки тому +4572

    Pete Davison looks like a normal guy that got lost and walked on the stage and started telling random people about his life

  • @BrendanWhelan
    @BrendanWhelan 2 роки тому +246

    For a 20 year old (at the time of a lot of these clips), he was a really polished stand up comedian. Some comedians never get there

  • @creepyoleguy748
    @creepyoleguy748 4 роки тому +5597

    Hes just like a regular guy I can't understand why I like this guy so much😂😂😂😂😂

    • @collin43
      @collin43 4 роки тому +14

      @Trump 2020 USA USA USA ......

    • @lizardmandx
      @lizardmandx 4 роки тому +18

      @Trump 2020 USA USA USA Talkin bout Trump yeah?

    • @leesmith339
      @leesmith339 4 роки тому +27

      Content and delivery. Some people just have it nailed.

    • @traxxasslash95
      @traxxasslash95 4 роки тому +9

      His cadence is a lot like Chappelle's.

    • @sparkl3s229
      @sparkl3s229 4 роки тому

      @Trump 2020 USA USA USA pardon, care to explain?

  • @sparklepunkenthusiast
    @sparklepunkenthusiast 4 роки тому +8599

    Never understood why people hate this guy so much lol

    • @Icecube88
      @Icecube88 4 роки тому +122

      he made fun of an ex navy seal who lost his eye. show some god damn respect for those who served.

    • @skywatters1
      @skywatters1 4 роки тому +1785

      Icecube88 it’s a joke. I’m sure people who actually served, unlike you, can appreciate some dark humor.

    • @ramathorn1237
      @ramathorn1237 4 роки тому +53

      Cause he thinks everyone is out to get him. He's a disrespectful shit that hates being disrespected.

    • @pkz420
      @pkz420 4 роки тому +1410

      @@Icecube88 The guy he joked about, Dan Crenshaw, laughed and joked back. He even went on the show with Pete and fired back. Because he has a sense of humour, unlike you.
      Also, Dan does look like a bond-villain.
      It's not offensive to say that.

    • @oscarpena00op
      @oscarpena00op 4 роки тому +75

      Nothing To See Here I bet you if Pete dissed a Democrat he would be on his “lIbERaLs rUiN COmEDy” crusade

  • @leangoekce7184
    @leangoekce7184 Рік тому +452

    „Coolio‘s Not going anywhere“ that aged like milk (rip)

  • @hrznphntm9131
    @hrznphntm9131 4 роки тому +3616

    i spat out my water when he said "i got every kind for my baby boy"

    • @larrystylinson9128
      @larrystylinson9128 3 роки тому +58

      He sounded like a serial killer while saying that...😭😭😂

    • @aliyoutubelover7613
      @aliyoutubelover7613 3 роки тому +6

      I swear his sooo funny

    • @Gail-gs9jd
      @Gail-gs9jd 3 роки тому +10

      That part was too much 😆 no wonder his jokes are taken off air

    • @aarohansharma4551
      @aarohansharma4551 3 роки тому +6

      that sounded *really* wrong

    • @isam6988
      @isam6988 3 роки тому +6

      I was literally laughing so much I started coughing 💀

  • @stephanlabuschagne3126
    @stephanlabuschagne3126 4 роки тому +8344

    Pete: im not good with girls
    Also Pete: dates Ariana Grande

    • @spokojnik
      @spokojnik 4 роки тому +167

      also Kate Beckinsale

    • @janat7504
      @janat7504 4 роки тому +123

      And Kaia Gerber

    • @quzar3291
      @quzar3291 4 роки тому +6

      LIAR

    • @terrifier-7
      @terrifier-7 4 роки тому +3

      so what lol

    • @mizstories9646
      @mizstories9646 4 роки тому +17

      @Alycia HooperHe and Gerber broke up back in January. He is currently single unless he is in a relationship that he is keeping secret (which would actually be a great idea for him with the way that all of his relationships are so heavily scrutinized by the media, social and otherwise).

  • @TheRealBDouble
    @TheRealBDouble Рік тому +55

    His delivery and the fact that he seems natural up there are easily the best parts of his routine

  • @jorgenieto7061
    @jorgenieto7061 4 роки тому +3956

    Imagine being high with this dude🤣 he’ll have me rolling on the floor with laughter

    • @meghanhixon3241
      @meghanhixon3241 3 роки тому +29

      Dude watching this high is just 👌

    • @SwoleakhulTheBlind
      @SwoleakhulTheBlind 3 роки тому +11

      I‘d probably die bruuv collapsed lung from to much laugh coughing

    • @GlennDavey
      @GlennDavey 3 роки тому +6

      His eyes blink separately... it's unsustainable.. but for now it's enjoyable to watch

    • @MekonenMeteor123
      @MekonenMeteor123 3 роки тому +3

      @@meghanhixon3241 He’s not funny at all

    • @Give_Me_Rent
      @Give_Me_Rent 2 роки тому +1

      @@meghanhixon3241 I'm absolutely blasted rn i dont even know what year it is

  • @reidadkison402
    @reidadkison402 4 роки тому +19092

    Pete: I got my priest to stop hitting on me. I introduced him to my brother. I got an A.
    Yeah but your brother got a D

  • @Billy0123
    @Billy0123 3 роки тому +93

    "I don't have game with women"
    Dates Arianna Grande and Kim K in the same lifetime

  • @aydricburleigh1326
    @aydricburleigh1326 3 роки тому +1776

    Pete Davidson: Im very depressed.
    Audience: *laughs*

    • @mrme3719
      @mrme3719 3 роки тому +2

      Why explain what happened in the video?

    • @notconnor01
      @notconnor01 3 роки тому +12

      @@mrme3719 cause its funny

    • @richard.singhh7
      @richard.singhh7 3 роки тому +2

      @Drown the Socialists his awkwardness makes himself funny

    • @xbrandon2252
      @xbrandon2252 3 роки тому +3

      @Drown the Socialists He looks great and is hilarious

    • @emmawulf8339
      @emmawulf8339 3 роки тому +3

      @Drown the Socialists and your for some reason watching the video🤔🧐

  • @yippee-tn5ln
    @yippee-tn5ln 4 роки тому +1824

    I am so in love with that man

    • @zj3211
      @zj3211 4 роки тому +8

      I got a friend that looks like he just smelled a horrible fart just like pete, i can hook u two up if u want?

    • @yippee-tn5ln
      @yippee-tn5ln 4 роки тому +40

      Z J Did u just insult yet compliment your friend? Anyways if he looks like Pete I’m down 😎

    • @zj3211
      @zj3211 4 роки тому +4

      @@yippee-tn5ln yes i did, his names Buster P. Hymen. hes real slick with the ladies add him on Facebook!

    • @yippee-tn5ln
      @yippee-tn5ln 4 роки тому +28

      Z J yeah no u lost me at buster. Better luck next time ;)

    • @yippee-tn5ln
      @yippee-tn5ln 4 роки тому +13

      Z J I get it that’s why I used the excuse of buster 💀 I wasn’t born yesterday but u also got my hopes up for nothing lmao! :( 😂

  • @ctakitimu
    @ctakitimu Рік тому +27

    I just figured out why I like Pete! He's like the voice in my head saying things that I don't say in the real world.

  • @johnnyfelix52
    @johnnyfelix52 4 роки тому +2150

    He’s so relatable, he’s a comedian for people my age (19)

    • @charliemisch7325
      @charliemisch7325 4 роки тому +4

      What age is that? Hopefully not 26 cuz this is not for me

    • @RealNickWilliamson
      @RealNickWilliamson 4 роки тому +39

      Charlie Misch he’s clearly snoop dog

    • @Zizotron
      @Zizotron 4 роки тому +25

      @@charliemisch7325 this is definitely for me and im 15

    • @thatonecoolguy6717
      @thatonecoolguy6717 4 роки тому +30

      14 and funniest shit I've ever seen

    • @shifa444
      @shifa444 4 роки тому +10

      Charlie Misch 16 and it’s pretty funny to me but humor is subjective i guess

  • @mechanicalsolutions2395
    @mechanicalsolutions2395 3 роки тому +10084

    he isn't conventionally attractive
    yet
    he is unresistable
    I feel like if I knew him irl i'd be head over heels for him

  • @x1tempo32
    @x1tempo32 3 роки тому +71

    "I can't finish now... mommy's sick. She might need these tissues."

  • @dekiru8249
    @dekiru8249 4 роки тому +676

    "mommy's sick"💀

  • @brisolo8586
    @brisolo8586 3 роки тому +5736

    Don’t get me wrong, Pete Davidson isn’t unattractive at all but his personality makes him a 10.

  • @bri70
    @bri70 Рік тому +14

    I truly believe he does not deserve any of the hate he gets. This man deserves all the success he has in the comedy industry and he’s been working hard since he was a minor to earn his spot.

  • @lucidboom8994
    @lucidboom8994 4 роки тому +5177

    he's like a gigantic teddy bear you have to protect.

    • @박미정-c4b
      @박미정-c4b 4 роки тому +26

      Pete: I got my priest to stop hitting on me. I introduced him to my brother. I got an A.
      Yeah but your brother got a D

    • @birdy5450
      @birdy5450 3 роки тому +16

      that's cringey

    • @drewscholl6347
      @drewscholl6347 3 роки тому +6

      @@birdy5450 You're "cringey"

    • @Pablo-fm1tr
      @Pablo-fm1tr 3 роки тому +1

      @@drewscholl6347 No, actually op is

    • @Pablo-fm1tr
      @Pablo-fm1tr 3 роки тому +1

      @@박미정-c4b COPIED

  • @mia-cb1su
    @mia-cb1su 3 роки тому +3223

    i feel like he’s not even a comedian he’s just talking to me

    • @niaknight5485
      @niaknight5485 3 роки тому +14

      Same but he has my attention!

    • @Theopp268
      @Theopp268 3 роки тому +10

      Yeah one day I just kinda went on stage and started talking about my life and here I am serval years later

    • @AnnaliseEve
      @AnnaliseEve 3 роки тому +8

      He literally talks like the weird kid at kickons just talking to strangers who aren’t really listening or talking back so he just keeps talking and everyone lets him.

    • @msmbrady6513
      @msmbrady6513 3 роки тому +2

      That's because he isn't a comedian, he's a ghoul!

    • @wanmohamadirfan7792
      @wanmohamadirfan7792 2 роки тому

      J

  • @chiciu
    @chiciu 3 роки тому +177

    My mom got me condoms only once in my life and she made it even weirder by implying my dad's size, asking if I need the same. 16 years later and I still remember it

    • @JacobSca
      @JacobSca Рік тому +5

      So what is it

    • @chillwill5692
      @chillwill5692 Рік тому

      hahahhahahahahhaah thats tough

    • @chiciu
      @chiciu Рік тому +4

      @@JacobSca i made the comment vague, for a reason, and that reason wasn't shame.

    • @WillKingsley
      @WillKingsley Рік тому

      @@JacobScathe question we’re all asking

  • @sabrinaly2942
    @sabrinaly2942 4 роки тому +5489

    Can people maybe understand that humor is subjective and that Pete is actually funny to some people?

    • @BassLineProductionsI
      @BassLineProductionsI 4 роки тому +127

      The hundreds of people in the audiences laughing, then saying he isnt funny just proves you dont understand what you're saying

    • @sabrinaly2942
      @sabrinaly2942 4 роки тому +108

      Lunatic MD wh....what? I just said that he IS funny to some people. Including me. I was commenting on the people saying he isn’t funny as if everyone finds the same things funny

    • @BassLineProductionsI
      @BassLineProductionsI 4 роки тому +40

      @@sabrinaly2942 im agreeing with you!

    • @scottmccarter717
      @scottmccarter717 4 роки тому

      @@BassLineProductionsI to be a x xx just

    • @BassLineProductionsI
      @BassLineProductionsI 4 роки тому +34

      @@scottmccarter717 I love Pete's comedy and clearly lots of people do as well so I am sick of the random "hes not funny" comments

  • @lauren3024
    @lauren3024 3 роки тому +569

    He sounds so genuine on stage. Like it doesn’t even sound like he’s trying to be funny, he’s just telling us stories but knows how to deliver them to make them absolutely hilarious. He’s super calm, he’s not pacing back and forth on stage or screaming trying to get a point across like other comedians, he’s just talking normally but has the whole crowd laughing

    • @gabiajoystewart3149
      @gabiajoystewart3149 2 роки тому

      I do this with my family ND friends allll the time gooo pete :)

  • @jacmurray
    @jacmurray Рік тому +6

    Idk why it’s hard listening to his comedy skit. He’s a great comedian but when he brings up 9/11 you can hear the grief and depression he endured and how it’s still an open wound for him ❤

  • @zanewilkinson2551
    @zanewilkinson2551 4 роки тому +658

    He sounded like Adam Sandler when he said “you’re a fucking disgrace”😂

    • @dionshelby5494
      @dionshelby5494 3 роки тому +2

      Yeahhhh

    • @joelglanton6531
      @joelglanton6531 3 роки тому +12

      They're both from New York and have similar backgrounds but apparently I'm not allowed to be more specific than that because my comment keeps getting censored

  • @cardonbluh2313
    @cardonbluh2313 3 роки тому +963

    Pete’s just like “what the fuck why are they laughing I’m just talking about my childhood”

  • @kevin933
    @kevin933 Рік тому +5

    One of my favorite comedians ever.
    Top notch delivery and storytelling.

  • @jackbleichmar8979
    @jackbleichmar8979 3 роки тому +5493

    I feel like he could play the Joker

    • @sara-uz3ko
      @sara-uz3ko 3 роки тому +48

      yessss omg

    • @lizzyelisabeth6797
      @lizzyelisabeth6797 3 роки тому +120

      He is gonna be in the next suicide squad movie and I'm pumped

    • @deisydiaz4473
      @deisydiaz4473 3 роки тому +3

      @@lizzyelisabeth6797 when is that coming out?

    • @lizzyelisabeth6797
      @lizzyelisabeth6797 3 роки тому +4

      @@deisydiaz4473 I think it's sometime next year. I'll double check

    • @bbbbbbbbbb0
      @bbbbbbbbbb0 3 роки тому +38

      I was thinking the same thing. His deadpan humour and dark self-deprecating jokes give me troubled villain vibes.

  • @itzwick6933
    @itzwick6933 4 роки тому +504

    All these people hating so hard for no reason. If you don’t like it then literally stop watching it, no one asked for your opinion. All of y’all are soft.

    • @da_da_darcy5578
      @da_da_darcy5578 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah they are just too blind to see the world and they don't have a sense for dark humor

    • @SolracJr0722
      @SolracJr0722 4 роки тому +6

      It’s because his humor is a little too real for them haha

    • @amethysthyde9273
      @amethysthyde9273 4 роки тому

      Stg.

    • @terryrashbrook9338
      @terryrashbrook9338 4 роки тому +2

      Pete: im not good with girls
      Also Pete: dates Ariana Grande

    • @catpineconekit3490
      @catpineconekit3490 4 роки тому

      This seems like a dumb comment mainly due to the like to dislike ratio

  • @unfinishedsketches776
    @unfinishedsketches776 Рік тому +117

    I swear, he tells jokes like he snuck on to the stage

  • @ivyinabottle
    @ivyinabottle 4 роки тому +368

    I love Pete’s energy so much, he always manages to put a smile on my face even when I’m having a hard time. His segments in Weekend Update are always my favourite part of the show. He was also great in The King Of Staten Island and Big Time Adolescence. I wish him all the best for the years to come.

  • @kylefastenau7884
    @kylefastenau7884 3 роки тому +330

    “It won’t fit you” “that’s the poooiiint” lmfao

  • @monasingh5703
    @monasingh5703 2 роки тому +6

    Never paid much attention to him earlier but now i am obsessed with him ..He has this peculiar charm about him which attracts me

  • @Kcoolin
    @Kcoolin 4 роки тому +1597

    he kinda stands like Tyler the Creator.

  • @cadenluke4356
    @cadenluke4356 3 роки тому +3013

    The jokes about his dad are a way for him to cope. I know that’s probably obvious. He says “he doesn’t care” but that’s just a form of numbing the pain.

    • @monke980
      @monke980 3 роки тому +54

      really though he was 7 i dont know how much it could affect him now, i think he is just fine and accepting of it, it really probably is just for giggles.

    • @cooldude6121
      @cooldude6121 3 роки тому +88

      My mother died when i was 8, now i m 20, she was my whole world before and now I don't remember her face properly...

    • @Kal-El207
      @Kal-El207 3 роки тому +52

      @@monke980 You shouldn’t speak on things you don’t understand. Give me your real response to his pain.

    • @monke980
      @monke980 3 роки тому +8

      ​@@Kal-El207 lol k bud.

    • @larrystylinson9128
      @larrystylinson9128 3 роки тому +30

      @@Kal-El207 everyone copes in their own way. Some people get way quicker over grief than others do🤷‍♀️

  • @jasmineyoung8767
    @jasmineyoung8767 3 роки тому +20

    'Ma, I'm goin' camping. You got that boy scout outfit from third grade?'
    'It won't fit you.'
    'That's the point!'
    S E N D S M E

  • @fell4316
    @fell4316 3 роки тому +3004

    People saying they don’t understand why they’re attracted to him.. HES LITERALLY HOT??? AND HILARIOUS?? Not to mention he seems like the kindest person ever.

    • @zinnia5659
      @zinnia5659 3 роки тому +26

      Like he’s not a rare breed of men or something

    • @robertpattinsonfan5658
      @robertpattinsonfan5658 3 роки тому +6

      So true

    • @-itzmocha-3215
      @-itzmocha-3215 3 роки тому +47

      Fr he’s young, sculpted, tall, cute yet distinctive face, brunette and tats, like that’s just legit a teen girl go to a majority who disagree either have a different preference or are millennials and older.

    • @30secondvideos91
      @30secondvideos91 3 роки тому +6

      Ok simp

    • @30secondvideos91
      @30secondvideos91 3 роки тому +6

      @@-itzmocha-3215 you do realize he's a millennial right? Lol

  • @ldbeastmode0689
    @ldbeastmode0689 3 роки тому +1579

    “I have no game with women”
    *dates Ariana Grande*

    • @qanon1286
      @qanon1286 3 роки тому +36

      She has a pretty face and that is it
      He could do much better

    • @gwsjulie4216
      @gwsjulie4216 3 роки тому +68

      @@qanon1286 do you personally know her?

    • @qanon1286
      @qanon1286 3 роки тому +14

      @@gwsjulie4216
      Do You?..

    • @gwsjulie4216
      @gwsjulie4216 3 роки тому +73

      @@qanon1286 no which is why i don’t speak about her as if i know her personally lol

    • @qanon1286
      @qanon1286 3 роки тому +1

      @@gwsjulie4216
      ..

  • @vloneclixzy3269
    @vloneclixzy3269 3 роки тому +16

    "the cigarette commercials are okay, the woman has no fingers. im like nahh i need those" 💀💀

  • @arlonaparstek6536
    @arlonaparstek6536 3 роки тому +462

    It’s sick how the stage gets bigger every time

  • @fay3736
    @fay3736 3 роки тому +128

    You can see tears in his eyes while he was talking about his dad 🥺

    • @GStat7
      @GStat7 Рік тому +1

      No hes just high

  • @Karlcarsten
    @Karlcarsten 3 роки тому +53

    Pete: "I got no game with women" -> dates Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, freakin Kim Kardashian

  • @bettygreenhansen
    @bettygreenhansen 3 роки тому +377

    Pete is my hero.
    His humor is sick, twisted, and utterly brilliant.
    The 9/11 jokes were naked and honest.
    I was crying in sympathy and laughing out loud at the same time.
    ❤️🤣❤️🤣❤️

  • @mialara3974
    @mialara3974 4 роки тому +266

    “You have no idea what I’m trying to prevent”

  • @paige_elizabeth_leitter5069
    @paige_elizabeth_leitter5069 3 роки тому +8

    Literally in love with Pete. I also have bpd and he always makes me happy

  • @jcanderson8513
    @jcanderson8513 4 роки тому +217

    Pete Davidson funny af. His Chad skits on SNL are great

  • @zombiekeenasaur
    @zombiekeenasaur 4 роки тому +986

    You know you are funny when u make 9 11 jokes and people laugh

    • @guilhermefranco2930
      @guilhermefranco2930 4 роки тому +73

      It's because he's dad died there and he is ok with that. If a son of a victim feels ok making a 911 joke people don't care that much.

    • @pokecoon386
      @pokecoon386 3 роки тому

      @@guilhermefranco2930 *died

  • @LordFarm
    @LordFarm 2 роки тому +17

    9:11 aged well 😂

  • @pushing2throttles
    @pushing2throttles 4 роки тому +1261

    Gotta watch that movie Pete Davidson made called King of Stanton Island or something like that. That dude's a great kid, really. Anyway... Good bits kid!

    • @dollface6972
      @dollface6972 4 роки тому +12

      stanton island eye- thank you for that

    • @Janellabelle
      @Janellabelle 4 роки тому +7

      Yea I watched it on here. It was $5. Pretty good. 👍🏻

    • @callanc3925
      @callanc3925 4 роки тому +20

      Its a pretty good movie, id recommend it

    • @Hajduk-Kralj
      @Hajduk-Kralj 4 роки тому +13

      Enjoyed it, Had some real dark parts in it. Bill Burr was great.

    • @malikA1_
      @malikA1_ 4 роки тому +12

      Great movie

  • @jacquelinelu8900
    @jacquelinelu8900 4 роки тому +404

    "Kings of Staten Island" is a great movie!.

    • @clydedrexler7080
      @clydedrexler7080 4 роки тому

      @@johnnyparsnips7641 Ha!!! Was going to my exact question! Cause honestly he's the main reason I want to see the movie.

    • @clydedrexler7080
      @clydedrexler7080 4 роки тому +1

      @@johnnyparsnips7641 Did you see it? If so was Bill Burr great??

    • @BassLineProductionsI
      @BassLineProductionsI 4 роки тому +3

      @@clydedrexler7080 burr was great and the film is fantastic!

    • @bokbrudda6079
      @bokbrudda6079 4 роки тому +3

      "Big time adolescence" too..

    • @J.R8765
      @J.R8765 3 роки тому

      I made this joke at the end. "Broaden your horizons, instead if smoking Staten Island weed smoke Manhattan weed." My actual joke

  • @amina9935
    @amina9935 2 роки тому +4

    I love that he keeps talking about his depression. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @creamcheness1115
    @creamcheness1115 4 роки тому +118

    When he’s talking about moving out and turning 20. I felt that.

  • @zoeedmonson1396
    @zoeedmonson1396 3 роки тому +212

    if i were a celebrity the first person i’d wanna form a friendship with would be pete

  • @ryanbuggle3882
    @ryanbuggle3882 3 роки тому +5

    the key to true comedy is being honest and also being brutally honest when you speak and pete davidson has mastered it

  • @hails97751
    @hails97751 4 роки тому +55

    I absolutely am in love with this man LMAO

  • @josslynrogers5225
    @josslynrogers5225 4 роки тому +96

    i just know he is such a sweetheart

  • @lunagabriella213
    @lunagabriella213 3 роки тому +2

    All of these Pete compilations are 10/10 😂😂😂

  • @sarastone9214
    @sarastone9214 3 роки тому +184

    I love that he’s just standing there

    • @monke980
      @monke980 3 роки тому +18

      half of me wants to say "yeah all comedians stand up and stand there while they do stand up comedy" but the way he is standing i totally get what you're saying.

    • @genevievedeady4947
      @genevievedeady4947 3 роки тому +10

      🧍‍♂️

  • @dorsa6476
    @dorsa6476 4 роки тому +45

    “ i know ur single. im not the guy”😭😭😭 help i cant breathe cjdjsjjs

  • @marcfolkman3078
    @marcfolkman3078 Рік тому +7

    I got chills with the coolio line “he ain’t leaving anytime soon” rip

  • @scottyidiotic
    @scottyidiotic 4 роки тому +635

    One of the ballsiest human beings of all time

    • @yummymcyums2110
      @yummymcyums2110 3 роки тому +5

      Really???

    • @psycheevolved1428
      @psycheevolved1428 3 роки тому

      You haven't heard jeselnik or Jeff ross

    • @John-Doe-Yo
      @John-Doe-Yo 3 роки тому

      He’s decent but not the ballsiest 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @scottyidiotic
      @scottyidiotic 3 роки тому +8

      @@John-Doe-Yo some of y’all clearly don’t understand basic english. I said he’s ONE of the ballsiest humans

    • @John-Doe-Yo
      @John-Doe-Yo 3 роки тому +1

      @@scottyidiotic you’re right

  • @SensitiveSky5
    @SensitiveSky5 3 роки тому +74

    Pete: my favorite rapper is coolio
    MGK: *_distant sobbing_*

    • @user-ox2il1nh9v
      @user-ox2il1nh9v 3 роки тому +2

      I know your joking, but these clips are old, and they were not friends then. They might have met on Wild N Out at this point, but they actually became friends while filming The Dirt years later.

    • @Opaynemusic
      @Opaynemusic Рік тому

      @@user-ox2il1nh9v you know "their" joking. Like their kinda joking

  • @Ben-wq4zf
    @Ben-wq4zf 2 роки тому +39

    Just to remind everyone, this guy is voicing a robot who can turn into a Porsche and I’m here for it

  • @lilywatson4183
    @lilywatson4183 4 роки тому +622

    is it just me or is it that when he’s telling jokes about his dad that he kinda looks sad. like he’s trying to make jokes to feel better but it’s making it worse. idk that’s just a personal thought

    • @santaara20
      @santaara20 4 роки тому +13

      I do that. And well I don’t know him, but that is what i feel. Haha

    • @b_rogue
      @b_rogue 4 роки тому +28

      I’m gonna be honest, most people who’ve been through a lot of hardships, and most comedians in general, make jokes to mask/deal (and occasionally not deal if they’re a class clown/focus on making others happy) with their issues.
      It could be that he uses it as a mask to deal with the aftermath of his dad’s death since, like he said, he was too young to fully understand what his dad’s death meant. Especially with the way his dad died as well.
      I’m not gonna say he is sad or not because I don’t know, only he does. Perhaps he just remembers whatever he’s been told about or what memories he does have of his dad while he’s telling those particular jokes.
      I don’t think making jokes makes anything worse, I often use humor for the same reasons, but I’m also seeing a therapist, so maybe I don’t count. I like and have a very dark sense of humor and am a very sarcastic person because of my own issues.
      Some people find and use humor to help them process or deal with their issues, like I said, and it can work for some people. I don’t think that making jokes immediately means that they’re sad or not dealing with their issues correctly. All it means is that they’re literally acknowledging that something has happened (either to them or in their life) and making it lighthearted and not so heavy that it makes everyone else feel bad/shitty, or depressed. It’s them saying that I’m okay, otherwise they might not be making jokes about that topic.

    • @kellyroberts7268
      @kellyroberts7268 3 роки тому +16

      Pete is a master of hiding the truth. He , like many of our beloved comedians is sad. John Candy, Robin Williams, Rodney Dangerfield, , the list goes on...

    • @justanormaldude42069
      @justanormaldude42069 3 роки тому +2

      no doi.

    • @kylecooper3506
      @kylecooper3506 3 роки тому

      I do the same thing

  • @joses1841
    @joses1841 4 роки тому +495

    Welcome back to another episode of: Where quarentine has brought me.

    • @helloeveryone5870
      @helloeveryone5870 3 роки тому

      *lockdown

    • @joses1841
      @joses1841 3 роки тому +1

      @@helloeveryone5870 "WHERE QUARENTINE HAS BROUGHT ME" I know the name of my own segment bud 😉

    • @stevebenites76
      @stevebenites76 3 роки тому

      Still living in a pandemic

  • @nobudgetproductions9987
    @nobudgetproductions9987 Рік тому +27

    “I have no game with women” 💀

  • @rohsei
    @rohsei 4 роки тому +68

    i’m ... in love

  • @savannahxoxo6918
    @savannahxoxo6918 3 роки тому +106

    i love how his confidence grew over time

  • @jesslovelyco1573
    @jesslovelyco1573 3 роки тому +8

    “I have no game with women” pulls kim kardashian 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @RgUnitedFC
    @RgUnitedFC 3 роки тому +71

    the way he delivers his jokes is why he’s the best

  • @MM-dk5zx
    @MM-dk5zx 3 роки тому +28

    Pete is amazing. He is kind, sweet and KNOWS how to use dark humor.

  • @latresswilliams9504
    @latresswilliams9504 3 роки тому +16

    I love Pete. Not many comedians can make me laugh out loud.

  • @JoseCooks
    @JoseCooks 4 роки тому +206

    @1:16 Stay with someone who looks at you the way that guy's girlfriend looks at Pete Davidson

  • @lilskely6278
    @lilskely6278 4 роки тому +52

    This is the very first time i seen him performe and he didnt dissapoint me a bit! The guy is genuis rather simple jokes but he turns them into pure gold!

  • @lifeofthugthug1967
    @lifeofthugthug1967 3 роки тому +22

    “I have no game with women” proceeds to date ARIANA GRANDE AND KIM KARDASHIAN

  • @lucaftf
    @lucaftf 4 роки тому +269

    there's nothing to hate about him
    except the trend to hate on him

    • @HughMorristheJoker
      @HughMorristheJoker 3 роки тому +2

      And how unfunny he is

    • @lucaftf
      @lucaftf 3 роки тому +5

      @@HughMorristheJoker right that's why he's a comedian and making millions because he's funny. Keep hating it ain't gonna get you anywhere

    • @_Beta-
      @_Beta- 3 роки тому +4

      @@HughMorristheJoker dont worry bro just watch the suicide squad

  • @kaytoogay
    @kaytoogay 3 роки тому +8

    I just watched his stand up from when he was 17 and I love how he uses his old jokes sometimes. Classicc

  • @emilyperalta719
    @emilyperalta719 2 роки тому +3

    “I just turned 20 and it’s over” I cannnn relateeeee🤣🤣

  • @evelynjohns852
    @evelynjohns852 3 роки тому +81

    “I was afraid she’d get pregnant” I THINK ABOUT THAT ALL THE TIME

  • @TlhologeloNtlatleng
    @TlhologeloNtlatleng 4 роки тому +63

    He meant every joke 😂

  • @TheHanski86
    @TheHanski86 3 роки тому +6

    2014 Pete Davidson at 1:20: “I have no game with women.” 2021 Pete Davidson “hold my beer.”

  • @kenndranotkendraduh7585
    @kenndranotkendraduh7585 4 роки тому +36

    The way he laughs at his own jokes is my absolute favorite. He is so cute!😍😍🖤

  • @ZeacorZeppelin
    @ZeacorZeppelin 4 роки тому +238

    Being from Staten Island, its a very strange and hard place to live.

  • @michaelcurnes
    @michaelcurnes Рік тому +2

    Having BPD and his vocal nature about it or just how he feels helps. I lost my father too and his comedy helps. It’s basically the same

  • @luisviveros5129
    @luisviveros5129 4 роки тому +689

    i love how he lives in his mothers basement but he tricked it out. so i can imagine when he tells the girls lets take this to my moms basement half will say no and miss out.

    • @hecticbeatzz5628
      @hecticbeatzz5628 4 роки тому +20

      This guy dated Ariana. He ain't having no trouble at all man. Hypergamy

    • @PlusUltra97
      @PlusUltra97 3 роки тому +10

      He bought the house

    • @PlusUltra97
      @PlusUltra97 3 роки тому +23

      He owns it and let his mom live there and made a sick apartment out of the basement

    • @J.R8765
      @J.R8765 3 роки тому

      @@PlusUltra97 damn!

    • @rebekaht3077
      @rebekaht3077 3 роки тому +1

      He's on tv and in movies....that's an aphrodisiac for most women.

  • @gingerbish6183
    @gingerbish6183 3 роки тому +9

    The thing that I love about him most is the fact that he’s the comedian version of my brother irl so he’s both comforting to me and fucking hilarious

  • @danielbill4
    @danielbill4 2 роки тому +5

    12:41😭😭😭😭😭😭 this man have me laughing with tears yes

  • @that1guyjeremy
    @that1guyjeremy 4 роки тому +70

    "New yorks abortion" I died laughing