[Vinesauce] Joel - Wish Dumpster Diving ( Part 3 )

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  • Опубліковано 9 гру 2024

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  • @typhoonmuscles1842
    @typhoonmuscles1842 3 роки тому +692

    I love when Wish has those exaggerated specs on gadgets, like the siren Joel looked at claimed to be able to do 278 dB, which would be cataclysmic(the loudest hearable sound is around 190 dB). I'm tickled by the idea that you can buy completely innocuous items that are supposedly utterly lethal for chump change.

    • @nobodyimportant4778
      @nobodyimportant4778 3 роки тому +76

      If you exceed 198 db, doesn't the excess energy become kinetic energy in a shockwave?

    • @SuborbitalPigeon
      @SuborbitalPigeon 3 роки тому +71

      194 dB would be a pressure wave of the same magnitude as atmospheric pressure, so that's as loud as you can get it seems. It appears beyond that, you'd get some weird stuff going on due to shocks.

    • @BigEvy
      @BigEvy 3 роки тому +64

      When supplied with 24 volts , it just detonates and produces an explosion.

    • @lambda-m1676
      @lambda-m1676 3 роки тому +25

      @@BigEvy EMP SYSTEMS INCOMING

    • @BunnLilah
      @BunnLilah 3 роки тому +71

      Lol seriously! There was another stream where there was a flashlight claiming to be something like 10000000 lumens for $20. Now it may sound crazy but I looked it up and those strengths of flashlights do exist! Except the real ones claim to be around 100,000 lumens and cost fucking $700 so I highly doubt these cheap pieces of shit would even come close. Not to mention that the Sun outputs 98,000 lumens according to Google. So apparently these Wish sellers have discovered cold fusion and are so generous that they sell it for the price of a regular flashlight.

  • @flurpadurpadoo
    @flurpadurpadoo 3 роки тому +301

    i am cuban so allow me to translate the Spanish review for the plug and play because it made me cry:
    "BOUGHT IT BY MISTAKE. THE MOMENT I BOUGHT IT I SENT A MESSAGE TO WISH AND THEY TOLD ME THEY CAN'T CANCEL THE ORDER, BECAUSE IT WAS BEING PROCESSED. WHEN THE REALITY WAS IT WASN'T SHIPPED UNTIL DAYS AFTER. IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO CANCEL THE ORDER, AND I COULDNT GET MY MONEY BACK AND I HAD TO EAT THE GOOD FOR NOTHING LITTLE CONSOLE. A LITTLE MAD."
    poor jesus.

    • @kondaresto
      @kondaresto 3 роки тому +50

      the part towards the end would be more like: "UPSET IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT" something along those lines, that but thanks for translating it! i was thinking about doing it myself lol.
      pobrecito el pana, se tuvo que quedar con esa mierda china.

    • @flurpadurpadoo
      @flurpadurpadoo 3 роки тому +7

      @@kondaresto ohh that makes sense !

    • @nyancatpoptart5441
      @nyancatpoptart5441 2 роки тому +11

      He ate the console?!

    • @when-do-we-get-a-block-button
      @when-do-we-get-a-block-button Рік тому +4

      @@nyancatpoptart5441 spent all his food money on the console 😥 now it IS his food

    • @TheFunniBaconMan
      @TheFunniBaconMan 5 днів тому

      Had to turn the Console into Fish.

  • @Dariaosu
    @Dariaosu 3 роки тому +174

    29:16 for an epic thumbskelethor moment

  • @ethanwilde4716
    @ethanwilde4716 3 роки тому +176

    Nearly spat up my drink to joel thinking the speaker was a XXL fleshlight

    • @ona512
      @ona512 2 роки тому +6

      i seriously thought he was being sarcastic

  • @pokestar9994
    @pokestar9994 3 роки тому +627

    I will never forget the majesty of reacting to 800 SUCK/MIN and Joel typing "How do I delete a vod lol" in chat.
    Amazing stream.

    • @caniplayzz
      @caniplayzz 3 роки тому +2

      i was there yesterday and i didnt even notice

    • @Leurak
      @Leurak 3 роки тому +43

      rip chat replay :(

    • @endeityloon136
      @endeityloon136 3 роки тому +5

      so that's why i couldn't find the vod after i missed the stream lmao

    • @pokestar9994
      @pokestar9994 3 роки тому +13

      @@endeityloon136 Twitch staff said that funny sex objects are a no go (unless it is for 'educational' purposes)

    • @almond3066
      @almond3066 3 роки тому +62

      @@pokestar9994 Joel should have just pretended to be a hot chick
      Guaranteed way to avoid getting nuked on twitch lol

  • @poralium196
    @poralium196 3 роки тому +849

    I saw someone at 7/11 the other day wearing that fucking "vert der ferk?" shirt and I nearly came myself laughing in the car

    • @hamflavoredlipbalm6077
      @hamflavoredlipbalm6077 3 роки тому +184

      c-came yourself?

    • @poralium196
      @poralium196 3 роки тому +173

      @@hamflavoredlipbalm6077 yeah like uuuuuhhh
      came down to wish for a nice shirt :^)

    • @Sasiskin7823
      @Sasiskin7823 3 роки тому +104

      Vert... Der.. Ferk? What? I don't get it. Vert. Vee Artee...

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah 3 роки тому +57

      @@hamflavoredlipbalm6077
      Shush. That's probably his kink.

    • @Leurak
      @Leurak 3 роки тому +29

      Now I go to 7/11
      Get some snacks

  • @Sprech41
    @Sprech41 3 роки тому +190

    so glad joel clicked on that autosuck. imagine all the comedy gold we would have missed

  • @nobodyimportant4778
    @nobodyimportant4778 3 роки тому +125

    Imagine you turn on that suck machine.
    It roars to life, spouts exhaust fumes, sounds like a diesel engine.
    The freon condensers change the internal temperature to almost freezing.
    The suction is equivalent to sticking your peñus outside a space suit, swelling it up and turning it red.
    The rotatations twist it into a pretzel, and "sexual moans" in .ogg format play with the same audio quality as a gas station toy cellphone. Butterfly by smileDK starts to play.

  • @elfmonster3082
    @elfmonster3082 3 роки тому +597

    It's such a shame that the VOD had to be nuked because Twitch may not like the funny drilldo.

    • @kimgkomg
      @kimgkomg 3 роки тому +41

      It's was only a relatively funny dildo

    • @brandonrogers5207
      @brandonrogers5207 3 роки тому +40

      Joel could just open up his own website and stream/upload there, he has enough traffic for it to generate enough ad revenue.

    • @PlittHD
      @PlittHD 3 роки тому +107

      @@brandonrogers5207 That would simply mean instead of UA-cam and Twitch taking down copyrighted videos the Music labels would sue him directly

    • @shannonbriggs100
      @shannonbriggs100 3 роки тому +8

      VOD? I’m feeling stupid, can someone fill me in?

    • @mawrak
      @mawrak 3 роки тому +25

      @@shannonbriggs100 stream recording on twitch (unlike youtube reupload, its 100% unedited and has chat, it gets deleted after a while automatically, but this time Joel nuked it right away)

  • @Boyslug
    @Boyslug 3 роки тому +447

    Before I watch: does Joel talk about his $1 spice rack again

    • @tigertoxins584
      @tigertoxins584 3 роки тому +44

      probably

    • @avebave6550
      @avebave6550 3 роки тому +173

      "So I kind of like Wish, I used it once. Not to buy anything crazy or anything, just got like a $1 spice rack, and it's great! I mean for 1 dollar, that's so cheap, and it works. Nothing crazy."

    • @FelipeJaquez
      @FelipeJaquez 3 роки тому +197

      His $1 spice rack with 800 suck per min

    • @gingerbud123
      @gingerbud123 3 роки тому +23

      i imagine it's like homer's spice rack

    • @Da_ComputerMonster
      @Da_ComputerMonster 3 роки тому +76

      Same as it ever was.
      Same as it ever was.
      Same as it ever was.

  • @skittstuff
    @skittstuff 3 роки тому +469

    Picture this. You've been flirting on and off with this cute girl at work for at least a month. You get her number, and the two of you talk pretty frequently. She's sweet, honest, and has a great sense of humor; you feel like you can be yourself with her.
    Eventually you work up the courage to ask if she wants to hang. She's all for it. She asks where you'd like to chill, and you suggest maybe at her place, since your house is messy. She's a little hesitant, but you offer to cook, so it won't be a big deal. Probably just nerves.
    The day comes and you show up at her place. Everything's going perfectly fine. You spend time on the couch just watching your favorite shows and talking about work, your weekend plans, hobbies, etc. Suddenly you realize you kinda have to take a whiz. You ask her where the bathroom is, and she weakly points you in the right direction, the blood suddenly drained from her face. Weird, but hey, maybe she's just ashamed of the messy room.
    You open the bathroom door and there you see it:
    The skeleton toilet-paper holder.
    Well, shit.

    • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
      @ThatDudeWithBoobs 3 роки тому +126

      Married in a heart beat 🤣

    • @skunthundler
      @skunthundler 3 роки тому +112

      Instant marriage.

    • @Sickcrazyneet
      @Sickcrazyneet 3 роки тому +67

      She'll be the one

    • @ne0space
      @ne0space 3 роки тому +65

      You know she's a real Gamer then.

    • @marquezharris619
      @marquezharris619 3 роки тому +101

      You lost me at "flirting with a cute girl" immersion ruined 😞

  • @afeathereddinosaur
    @afeathereddinosaur 3 роки тому +507

    Joel should buy the 50 cent guitar and make it the *funny guitar*

  • @rcx9681
    @rcx9681 3 роки тому +128

    Lucky Dustin, he gets all these Wish customer returns.

  • @HylianOni
    @HylianOni 3 роки тому +286

    I love the fact that while watching this video all the ads are from wish

    • @pibbanon1987
      @pibbanon1987 3 роки тому +14

      They're watching us

    • @rvc7468
      @rvc7468 3 роки тому +8

      Reality vs Expectation

    • @trentkas
      @trentkas 3 роки тому +1

      Sailor jupiter

    • @IvyBrooksHobkin
      @IvyBrooksHobkin 3 роки тому +1

      Yup, you will almost always get ads related to something if its got an app in it, a sponsorship,etc etc

    • @Jack_Woods
      @Jack_Woods 3 роки тому +1

      "Splatoon 2 is a stupid fucking game"

  • @chasegilmond5637
    @chasegilmond5637 3 роки тому +342

    Mah boi. This suck frequency is what all true warriors strive for!

  • @brillcommunication
    @brillcommunication 3 роки тому +56

    Just started the video and saw ‘Metallica fleshlight’ in the chapters. Already a 10/10

  • @MrLupin_Speen
    @MrLupin_Speen 3 роки тому +208

    [Vinesauce] Joel - Wish Dumpster Diving Gone Wrong ( Part 69 ) [Gone Right!] [Fecal Moment] [Pebis]

  • @Mokujo
    @Mokujo 3 роки тому +486

    They sell a physical bitcoin medallion to dupe old people into thinking they're buying bitcoin, absolute fucking gold lmfao

    • @plasticwalnut7650
      @plasticwalnut7650 3 роки тому +36

      I doubt that the coin ia made of real gold, though :,(

    • @Da_ComputerMonster
      @Da_ComputerMonster 3 роки тому +56

      Hey, uh...
      I was, uh, wondering if you could, uh...
      _"GiVe mE a_
      *DRINK,*
      _Bartender?"_

    • @adamofblastworks1517
      @adamofblastworks1517 3 роки тому +16

      Or for people who want to collect shiny trinkets.
      For example, I'd buy that just to be able to make a joke repeatedly (if it wasn't from wish, since I don't trust them or their suppliers).

    • @coffin7904
      @coffin7904 3 роки тому +5

      @@adamofblastworks1517 wish is fine it's just cheap ripoffs that take 3 to 5 months to arrive

    • @Melonposting
      @Melonposting 3 роки тому +18

      It literally says it’s a commemorative coin, it’s not that complicated

  • @milesedgeworth132
    @milesedgeworth132 3 роки тому +67

    2:37:00 Japanese guy straight up said a slur against the Chinese.

  • @enimo9241
    @enimo9241 3 роки тому +38

    20:38 Joel mistakens a speaker for a fleshlight

  • @afeathereddinosaur
    @afeathereddinosaur 3 роки тому +79

    Someone needs to send those cards at the start to Vinny

  • @brandonhh4111
    @brandonhh4111 3 роки тому +51

    Watching joel discover what BILF means was brilliant

  • @moh.syafrianabie8899
    @moh.syafrianabie8899 3 роки тому +41

    800 suck / minutes is the optimal speed of suck frequency

    • @shadowxxe
      @shadowxxe 3 роки тому +9

      But can we oversuck it maybe to 1000 sucks per minute

  • @LordAndHighMasterOfExcellency.
    @LordAndHighMasterOfExcellency. 3 роки тому +120

    one minute in and i've got the mental image of joel sitting on the maury povich set surrounded by random twitch users with a selection of bootleg condoms arranged on the coffee table.

  • @Verdgilion
    @Verdgilion 3 роки тому +26

    Just 20 minutes in and Joel already created a new genre of videogames, which can be described as "penis music". Incredible.

  • @Hiemir
    @Hiemir 3 роки тому +119

    the fact people actually buy from wish and expect something good amazes me

    • @richardlionerheart1945
      @richardlionerheart1945 3 роки тому +36

      but joel did buy a spice rack and it was good

    • @bungholio1586
      @bungholio1586 3 роки тому +12

      @@richardlionerheart1945 no, no a $1 dollar spice rack

    • @richardlionerheart1945
      @richardlionerheart1945 3 роки тому +12

      @@bungholio1586 i mean for 1 dollar it should be pretty good

    • @sadawjameed
      @sadawjameed 3 роки тому +3

      hey hey I bought a super dope hat from wish and it came perfect and it's super high quality I love it big time wish rules

    • @almost_friday9745
      @almost_friday9745 3 роки тому +6

      @@sadawjameed real review. not fake.

  • @amysel
    @amysel 3 роки тому +36

    Joel: *Sees something awful*
    Chat: "BUY IT BUY IT BUY IT BUY IT!!!!"

  • @jupita551
    @jupita551 3 роки тому +35

    4:08 Joels German is actually good dang

  • @HeroOfTimpani
    @HeroOfTimpani 3 роки тому +20

    The music swelling with Joel's story anger at 1:39:00 is incredible

    • @billb6029
      @billb6029 3 роки тому +2

      BRIAN
      THE
      FAT
      MAN

  • @LuluFluffs
    @LuluFluffs 3 роки тому +69

    34:49 "Star Wars?" *Congratulatory Music Starts*

  • @jotheusu
    @jotheusu 3 роки тому +29

    1:30:28 "Bought this product and received a clown honk instead"
    wait WHAT

  • @DQBlizzard_
    @DQBlizzard_ 3 роки тому +27

    1:09:44 when I was like 4 or 5, my parents went to Jamaica and got a few knock off Bart shirts. Like Bart Marley. That was my only exposure to Bart so when I saw the real one I was super confused.

  • @Rikard86
    @Rikard86 3 роки тому +16

    2:08:48 please don't let Joel know that the Viking Gundam was from Norway and that in G-Gundam Sweden is represented by a Sailor Moon-like Gundam, it'll break his heart

    • @BloodrealmX
      @BloodrealmX 3 роки тому

      Sure, they had a robot viking, but was Neo-Norway's fighter on par with the best in the entire world? I don't think so. Allenby could go head-to-head with Domon in a fair fight, no gimmicks or tricks. Point goes to Neo-Sweden.

  • @JosephMendoza1054
    @JosephMendoza1054 3 роки тому +15

    29:17 Heavy Joel Guy judgementally looks at you

  • @klg9549
    @klg9549 3 роки тому +7

    I've been slowly watching the Wish vods with my morning coffee over the past few weeks. It's been a delight. Finally catching this one live felt like a blessing!

  • @kittyface3505
    @kittyface3505 3 роки тому +23

    11:43 "do you like your luigi with, or without cbt?"

  • @adiata
    @adiata 3 роки тому +78

    Ah yes, 46f so you can have a nice chilly F R E E N I S

  • @wildpawz8894
    @wildpawz8894 Рік тому +4

    if anyone is curious the Japanese at 2:36:55 says "PLASTIC FAULTY PRODUCT!!! THEY TRICKED ME!!! PIECE OF SHIT STUPID PRODUCT!!!" ...more or less.

    • @fritzy8318
      @fritzy8318 8 місяців тому

      Did you use google translate or do you actually know Japanese

  • @RootDragon04
    @RootDragon04 3 роки тому +15

    I've never seen sutch a perfect musical timing on a Joel stream before 2:28:47

  • @darylroll
    @darylroll 3 роки тому +16

    I came back to my PC from the bathroom at 18:37 to Joel motorboating with "suck frequency" being the first words I see

  • @nickploosvanamstel5832
    @nickploosvanamstel5832 3 роки тому +74

    Two words, one finger:
    "Rectal inspection"

  • @miabbqpitgrill
    @miabbqpitgrill 3 роки тому +39

    im gonna be productive today!
    *watches a dude online shopping and not buying anything for almost 3 hours*

  • @AnUnearthlyGay
    @AnUnearthlyGay 3 роки тому +57

    We Garfield Girls are loving the Wish streams! Garfield Girls for life!

  • @rubedolobster
    @rubedolobster 3 роки тому +8

    This segment has become an absolute joy in my life. Thanks for the tear jerking laughs Joel.

  • @lulukeke2290
    @lulukeke2290 3 роки тому +29

    Joel: "let me put my references"
    *drilldo appears*

  • @alchemistendrew8865
    @alchemistendrew8865 2 роки тому +2

    7:23 He completely missed the tooth product that REMOVES CALCULUS

  • @commenter_HIMIK-MAN
    @commenter_HIMIK-MAN 3 роки тому +12

    I love the fact that an actual JO Crystal came up without having to search for it.

  • @jami099
    @jami099 3 роки тому +11

    I love this segment so much please make this a permanent thing

  • @gabrokkerhun
    @gabrokkerhun 3 роки тому +25

    I know some people probably hate this but Wish Dumpster Diving is the ultimate Joel bit.

    • @gabrokkerhun
      @gabrokkerhun 3 роки тому

      @Qimodis After he stops calling going off on random tangents while playing "bits", sure. Until then? No.

  • @fault3k
    @fault3k 3 роки тому +23

    The best part about this is how joels baby brain skips over all the funny reviews over two lines of text

  • @TallTapper
    @TallTapper 3 роки тому +28

    even more wish epic stuff
    gangnam style moment

    • @pomelo9262
      @pomelo9262 3 роки тому +10

      oppa homeless style

    • @kimgkomg
      @kimgkomg 3 роки тому +2

      Gangthemstyle movement

  • @dabiskitt
    @dabiskitt 3 роки тому +7

    This is slowly becoming one of my favorite series!

  • @eckitronix
    @eckitronix 3 роки тому +16

    You gotta appreciate that this guy thought a music speaker was a fleshlight not once, but TWICE while looking at it
    "wait it dOES SAY FLESHLIGHT!!!"

  • @SkeleTonHammer
    @SkeleTonHammer 3 роки тому +112

    I'm dying at 800 suck/min
    I may actually die

    • @almond3066
      @almond3066 3 роки тому +24

      If we could properly estimate how many sucks could equate to horsepower, then we could theoretically find out how many sucks per minute specific vehicles are

    • @Sonicbladez
      @Sonicbladez 3 роки тому

      same

    • @LordAndHighMasterOfExcellency.
      @LordAndHighMasterOfExcellency. 3 роки тому +8

      @@almond3066 the device's motor already makes horsepower.
      however, since vehicle engines suck fuel and air with each revolution, engine rpm and sucks per minute are the same.

    • @shirdzz
      @shirdzz 3 роки тому

      Hardest I've laughed in weeks

  • @Sammechu
    @Sammechu 3 роки тому +7

    I love this series so much, could watch it forever

  • @chrisakaschulbus4903
    @chrisakaschulbus4903 3 роки тому +27

    as a german i'm very impressed that he can pronounce the words so good... but i still can't stop laughing everytime he does it :D

  • @Going4Broke2528
    @Going4Broke2528 3 роки тому +10

    At least Brian May wearing a shirt with Freddie on it could be seen as honoring his friend who passed on. That Bruce Willis Die Hard shirt, on the other hand, is another matter.

  • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
    @carlwheezerofsouls3273 3 роки тому +10

    1:13:26
    the absolute sheer anxiety that hit him

  • @Sasiskin7823
    @Sasiskin7823 3 роки тому +99

    Is this the one that Joel had to cut and hide the VOD on twimch because there's been a spicy benis on the screen?

    • @threeglassjars6051
      @threeglassjars6051 3 роки тому +15

      Yes

    • @fAKSDFKamsdf
      @fAKSDFKamsdf 3 роки тому +34

      It was a penussy to be exact

    • @bruhmoment4378
      @bruhmoment4378 3 роки тому

      @@fAKSDFKamsdf that does not explain it. I am more confused now

    • @axonaxonaxon
      @axonaxonaxon 3 роки тому +2

      @@fAKSDFKamsdf I’m sorry it was a what?

    • @fAKSDFKamsdf
      @fAKSDFKamsdf 3 роки тому +7

      @@axonaxonaxon wouldn't you like to know

  • @captainjurgh8142
    @captainjurgh8142 3 роки тому +18

    Not gonna lie, Joel is really a good toy salesman

  • @ROBDEWAND
    @ROBDEWAND 3 роки тому +30

    3:39 joel please buy those cards and sent em to vinny, for an april fool joke

  • @OmegaElevenEngage
    @OmegaElevenEngage 3 роки тому +8

    1:28:08 THE MUSIC MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER

  • @ishmaelnemo8227
    @ishmaelnemo8227 3 роки тому +9

    0:39 Ah yes, my favorite poem.
    For sale: toilet paper, barely used.

  • @sunerios7590
    @sunerios7590 3 роки тому +31

    Man I didn't know Nicholas Cage was the new DLC for cuphead

  • @Ojarnside
    @Ojarnside 3 роки тому +96

    Joel: *calls Danish 'funny Norwegian'*
    Me, a Norwegian: :(

    • @ekaterinavasileva412
      @ekaterinavasileva412 3 роки тому +8

      ble fornærmet selv

    • @KageTheDanish
      @KageTheDanish 3 роки тому +21

      Joel: *calls Danish 'funny Norwegian'*
      Me, a dane: :(

    • @rampantmutt9119
      @rampantmutt9119 3 роки тому +5

      Jek kan godt lide hvordan Joel taler Dansk med en Svensk udtale.

    • @RemingtonRowland
      @RemingtonRowland 3 роки тому +1

      Hi

    • @xSpooKee
      @xSpooKee 3 роки тому

      @@rampantmutt9119 hallo os dansker er sgu fine nok, 🤣

  • @tasty_ham
    @tasty_ham 3 роки тому +10

    1:46:42 i own that shirt and got it in 2012. This was a real shirt they sold in a real retail store.

  • @diamondtiara2062
    @diamondtiara2062 3 роки тому +34

    It's amusing seeing reviews for a fifty cent guitar almost like people expect that they will actually get something decent for that. Consider this...A kids plastic play guitar is probably like 20-30 bucks. This is fifty cents. If they send you anything that even remotely resembles a guitar you are lucky. I would half expect them to send you a little plastic guitar with fishing line strings. I'd be surprised if it even contains wood. Its probably made out of asbestos xD

  • @missmermaid9198
    @missmermaid9198 3 роки тому +7

    Whoa I've never been this early for a video before. Love these wish streams.

  • @Sprech41
    @Sprech41 3 роки тому +20

    i'm convinced that the prices listed for each product, ESPECIALLY the crossed out prices, are completely fake

  • @seriemus8840
    @seriemus8840 3 роки тому +4

    Thank you Vinesauce David

  • @FilFee
    @FilFee 3 роки тому +10

    He should've listened to the full "Greatest Hits" album. We speak no Americano is literally just a MIDI.

  • @geniuskhan1337
    @geniuskhan1337 3 роки тому +7

    These people saying these healing crystals are actually glass make me wonder how they found this out, especially since the crystals they were talking about specifically look glassy anyway and obsidian is technically glass

  • @clausluger4570
    @clausluger4570 3 роки тому +6

    18:25
    We already have it, it's called f*p to the beat.

  • @lucearthritis1660
    @lucearthritis1660 3 роки тому +11

    6:04 Anthony Fantano

  • @Merhaba124
    @Merhaba124 23 дні тому +1

    The "works" "…Thanks, Allen." is iconic

  • @RootDragon04
    @RootDragon04 3 роки тому +11

    I'm saving these timestamps for a future date 1:26:08 1:30:58

  • @tipchaser1341
    @tipchaser1341 3 роки тому +17

    It was at the point of the hyper suck machine discovery i learned not to eat soupwhile watching VS Joel... i cant stop laughing

  • @RatRatRattyRatRat
    @RatRatRattyRatRat 3 роки тому +8

    Mario 3 song: *Playing*
    Joel: "I found a big pe-pe"
    Me: *Dieing laughing*

  • @chonkyjonky
    @chonkyjonky 3 роки тому +4

    Music at 1:40:32 makes joels furious scooby doo rant so much better.

  • @thag_simmons
    @thag_simmons 3 роки тому +3

    2:01:13 AFAIK, in the USA, it's illegal for an item to be discounted for more of the year than it is priced regularly -- or something, idk how to word this eloquently. basically items on 24/7 "sales" are illegal in the US

  • @alienhatz3265
    @alienhatz3265 3 роки тому +2

    this is a stream but feels like high quality edited content... amazing...

  • @BGDMusic
    @BGDMusic 2 роки тому +1

    19:00 IT WILL BE SWEETER IF YOU WRAP YOUR PETER

  • @geniuskhan1337
    @geniuskhan1337 3 роки тому +2

    Bismuth crystals have such a distinct shape that don't even look natural

  • @JRexRegis
    @JRexRegis 3 роки тому +11

    I sometimes forget that Joel speaks Swedish and can therefore properly pronounce Umlauts

  • @slopyardjoe
    @slopyardjoe 3 роки тому +9

    should open a new incognito browser every time

  • @DonovanCarr01
    @DonovanCarr01 3 роки тому +2

    If anything, Joel, Weed gives me sleep, destroys my anxiety, and helps me workout and go to work.

  • @fryguyy
    @fryguyy 3 роки тому +1

    youtube is just so much better for watching vods, thanks :)

  • @viviennetovich7465
    @viviennetovich7465 3 роки тому +4

    The only site where blankets are more expensive than "phones"

  • @james7819
    @james7819 2 роки тому +3

    13:34 WOAH!
    14:13 800 suck per minute!
    LMAO

  • @thedevilgoose2482
    @thedevilgoose2482 3 роки тому +4

    It's shocking how well the Mario music syncs up with the emotions portrayed in the video.

  • @thewave-qz9lt
    @thewave-qz9lt 3 роки тому +7

    i wish we had these deleted streams with chat.

  • @dabiskitt
    @dabiskitt 3 роки тому +7

    Someone needs to tell Joel that he can use the blue filter button on the left side to filter by price and etc

  • @roi-77
    @roi-77 3 роки тому +16

    Literally squealed in excitement when i saw this like 20 seconds ago

  • @simplename1064
    @simplename1064 3 роки тому +10

    Love this series 5 star grate product

  • @skelebones4979
    @skelebones4979 2 роки тому +2

    If you pause at 41:20 and look at the mid left listing, you’ll see that the worlds most expensive guitar pedal is selling for 57$! Jesus Christ

    • @skelebones4979
      @skelebones4979 2 роки тому +2

      It’s hilarious that some company probably looked up, “good guitar pedals” and that’s the image they went with.

  • @DaVince21
    @DaVince21 3 роки тому +15

    I think the one review of the lady demanding a refund, who thought she was buying from a local place and not China, is a good indication of why this online store is still around at all.

  • @Wignut
    @Wignut 3 роки тому +6

    Vargskelethor out of context
    18:53
    20:38
    21:48

  • @shroober817
    @shroober817 3 роки тому +5

    random comment but that bootleg gangnam style record made me look into the company that released it and it turns out they put out a lot of fake records like that (no surprise)... but weirdly enough they have the *sons of the former prime minister of Haiti* signed to their label. look it up, weird stuff it sent me down a rabbit hole
    and no one else seemed to mention how genuinely upset joel seemed at 2:30:00 by the bootleg merch. actually made me sad D: i hope it gets taken down. ive had a lot of my art stolen and it was super discouraging

  • @sonicplys64
    @sonicplys64 3 роки тому +6

    Nic Cage: "Just....let me live....my life....as a mug!"