What a brilliant feature. When you are holding the gun is it really you that pulls the trigger or is it the machinations of society that takes control? When you see yourself in the crosshair, it's your innocence. For you must kill your own innocence before you take another's. What brilliant social commentary 😔
Na he says Clio. It's a car from Renault but I think that brand might not be very well known in the USA? A Clio is probably seen as a baby car by USA car size standards.
I was watching this on a phone at an awkward angle and at one point the screen rotated 180° without me noticing. I genuinely thought the game just did that and Vinny was too dead inside to care so I just went with it for a few minutes.
Streatham's loading music was fire tho holy shit I found it. It's called Solace - CjayQ. I think they just recorded the outro and looped it for the loading screen lmao
It's not often I see a game that is genuinely so abhorrently terrible that it leaves me genuinely impressed. It's like you can physically feel the cold ketchup spaghetti code in Streatham Hill Stories. It starts as a dumpster fire and turns into an oil spill
I hadn't seen a game this awfully programmed outside a Joel stream save for the classic times of the bad Mario game maker game highlight videos out there. And honestly this probably even glitchier than most of those!
The most impressive part is that it not only runs, but is more or less stable. Like, it's not *stable*, but you'd expect something that poorly made to just hard crash constantly.
Its so bad it feels like it's on purpose. It's horribly coded and animated, but at the same time stable enough not to crash every 10 seconds. It's truly the game of all times.
Streatham Hill Stories was an acid trip. I don't think I've ever seen a game that bad. And the trailer trying to hype it up with the TTS voice was peak comedy.
iirc Xavier Renegade Angel was animated with PS2 technology. So it is more than likely that at least one game on the PS2 has the same graphics as the show
Shovelware GTA games have a unique "so terrible its hilarious" aspect to them. What I'm even more shocked about is how much they legit steal from the actual GTA games, down to font and sound effects, and somehow don't get their games taken down on Steam or haunted by the lawyers of Rockstar. I guess they have other meat to go after.
It's not even like it's a mod overhaul like those bootleg CDs sold in some stores, it's a completely different engine and they deliberately chose to make the main menu resemble san andreas for no reason.
when I saw the title I thought "Oh this could be a segment with a lot of promise, there were great games like Scarface and Mercenaries and Simpsons" then Streatham Hill happened
Man that first one was insane. I feel like it would take much more effort to create something that bad than it would to create something half decent.. or at least playable.
I'm genuinely baffled that first game has managed to survive on Steam for 3 years. Like, not only did it steal assets from GTA, every single storefront is a photo of a real place with some big names like Lycamobile and Domino's on there - you'd think out of all these hundreds of brands SOMEBODY would get their ears in a tangle and send a takedown claim.
That trailer was a TAS run just to perform simple tasks with the least amount of fuckups, like precision inputs for getting into a car without it flipping over and you transferring into the out of bounds netherworld They played Big Rigs and decided to make a GTA mod for it
The first game is like gluing together a bunch of cloth and rubber into the shape of a shoe and calling it a Nike sneaker. But ignoring to take off the excess glue, or adding more glue where it's coming apart... And then selling it in a Footlocker.
I like the part where vinny goes; "right now nothing works" because its something i can comment on in the beginning of the video so i can be in the top 20 comments.
this game gives russian bootleg gta san andreas vibes like those games with the san andreas cover art being sold for 60 bucks in second hand stores only for it to be something completely different
Funnily enough, a good GTA clone set in England already exists... it's called The Getaway (or if you want to go even more retro, there's the London 1969 and 1961 expansion packs for the very first GTA!) (ALSO: that trailer for Sweety Streets Auto or whatever the UK GTA knock off was called has worse fucking glare than Need For Speed: Undercover)
I watched Wicked Wizard play Streatham a few months back. Seeing Vinny play this masterpiece made my night. I hope he looks into the engine it was made on because it’s some hilarious royalty free early 2000s game maker.
I was about to ask how one can make a game this janky in a day when we're drowning in tutorials and resources for Unity and Unreal Engine but I guess you answered my question.
The first one is 100% a bitcoin miner, it asks you to keep both windows open so one can mine bitcoin. Also look at its steam system requirements, there is no way this game needs a computer with 8gb ram and at least a ryzen 5
It's probably not, first, it was made in 2015. It's way more likely that they couldn't have the menus and the game in the same code because of their incompetence
Nah its the law. These games are clearly defective so Valve legally has to issue refunds when requested because these games are so obviously defective.
@@mobius177once a jolly redhead sat for parliment Under the shade of a kevin o lemon tree And she sang as she sat and waited for his goose to cook You'll come-a waltzing away for me
I could understand why Vinny never streamed GTA 5 Online for very long (back then), if he did that now he'd be stream sniped and farmed by griefers almost immediately.
@@commandervile394GTA Online is a miserable experience if you’re not streaming. I can’t even imagine how bad it would be to play in public servers while streaming.
Ha ha, it's not bad, just very chaotic. What sucks is balancing issues, game breaking exploits and glitches that are often abused, but besides that it's pretty damn fun.
I wouldn't be surprised if Rockstar added a fully playable gta clone within gta 6 just to address the sheer ridiculousness of this specific genre of copy-paste games
If I've learned anything in life, when it comes to raunchy humor, what people joke about it usually a couple tiers less depraved than what they're actually into.
I kept thinking to my self where have I heard that music at the end of the trailer? then I realized that its the same sample t dub used in ramba tambas
Holy shit I've never felt secondhand frustration from a game but streatham was just infuriatingly bad. Watching Vinny wander aimlessly trying to find ANYTHING to interact with or progress was truly mortifying. This is beyond some of the bad game showcases or shovelware stuff I've seen. This game was another level of bad. Something sinister dwells within the pits streatham that continues to get worse the longer Vinny sticks to it. Something that needs to be documented as just pure torture. He's right when he said this is a contender for worst game of all time because I can't think of anything worse than this. This stream might be a classic
I've seen this game be covered by the WickedWiz on youtube, its actually impressive that it even works in first place due to choice of the engine. I can't fault the developer honestly, I think they should remake this game in a better engine, they did put quite some effort in it. Also I hope Vinny checks out "Ma3" as well, its another amazingly broken GTA clone.
Why can't you fault the dev? They could've just as easily created a functional game within the scope of their abilities instead of pushing out this bootlegged garbage that hardly runs.
@@RatBürgerSk8 That is a mystery for sure on why they choose this way to do their game, but at same time I want to give them benefit of the doubt that they aren't exactly lazy, but just passionate and misguided. I mean, they went to such lengths to make a 3D game work on an ancient 2D engine. Makes me wonder what would they accomplish with in a normal modern engine that has better freedom and functionality. Meanwhile, the Ma3 is more of "I wanna make something without learning how to" and that's the type of game where I'd fault the dev more.
@@RatBürgerSk8Unironically this guy would be top of his class if he ever did a game dev course. He would have all the obscure knowledge of how to do things and learning the proper way of doing it would just be connecting a couple dots in his head.
22:23 I love that after all the years of shitty games, THIS is the one where Vinny refused to believe someone could be this incompetent without it being on purpose.
Wow that first game was so absolutely horrendous that it makes me want to make a game that's only purpose is to be a buggy, unplayable mess that fucks with the player whenever possible. It wouldn't have a bitcoin miner though.
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Could you link the pizza boy game? I can't find it, want to know the track that was playing
The resolution settings going from normal ratios to just a jpg "full hd 1080" made me laugh harder than it should have
same
Whoever put that jpeg there was an accidental genius
Man wanted to flex his cutting edge graphics
this and the windows sound effect a lil after 4:05 the dumbest shit making my cheeks hurt
I fucking almost died choking
Imagine having an out-of-body experience every time you aimed a gun where you could actually see yourself through the gun's sight
What a brilliant feature. When you are holding the gun is it really you that pulls the trigger or is it the machinations of society that takes control? When you see yourself in the crosshair, it's your innocence. For you must kill your own innocence before you take another's. What brilliant social commentary 😔
"As they croak I see myself in the pistol smoke" - Coolio
Literally "Trust nobody, not even yourself" meme come to life
2nd person shooter
this is some kind of Hindu dharma I'm sure of it
"Cor blimey! I'll keel you!" and "Ugh you'll pay for that" go hand in hand
All spoken by a poor man's Jason Statham
@@HenryStudioCAJason Streatham, you mean.
From what game was that again??
@@LiXzFe Caves of Hell? If not, it's a game with equally quality voice acting.
Oho nice trick muhahaha
One screen is for gameplay the other is for mining bit coin
"Meet me by the Clio, behind you" Vinny turns around and stares at the floating arrow "where do I go?"
"behind the club?"
Na he says Clio. It's a car from Renault but I think that brand might not be very well known in the USA? A Clio is probably seen as a baby car by USA car size standards.
I was watching this on a phone at an awkward angle and at one point the screen rotated 180° without me noticing. I genuinely thought the game just did that and Vinny was too dead inside to care so I just went with it for a few minutes.
that happened ingame
Streatham's loading music was fire tho
holy shit I found it. It's called Solace - CjayQ. I think they just recorded the outro and looped it for the loading screen lmao
Thank you!
That's wild lol. Props to you for spotting that!
Thanks, legend. I was vibing to it and had absolutely no hopes of hearing it ever again
The only good thing about that game, obviously it was stolen.
Man, this feels like a classic 2015 Vinesauce stream.
Specifically Joel's 2015 streams.
that first game definitely reminded me a bit of that one new york bus simulator he played WAY back in the day
@@FlamingPork i feel wrong because this comment reminded me that the New York Bus Simulator stream just had me thinking of GTA IV the entire time
Yeah, the first one reminds me a lot of New York Bus Simulator, except British, which is incredible to watch as a British person
This reminded me a lot of the VERY old video of Vinny playing We Were Soldiers. Brings me back.
The banban devs really knocked out of the park with the first one
it's not called GTA Clone, it's called Stealy Wheely Automobilly
Isn't that basically Roadkill
No, it's called Big Car Steal
Steal Cars IV, as one of my childhood friends called it.
>mfw americans call a rooty tooty point n' shooty a "gun"
When you steal a plane, it’s called Stealy Wingy Automothingy
It's not often I see a game that is genuinely so abhorrently terrible that it leaves me genuinely impressed. It's like you can physically feel the cold ketchup spaghetti code in Streatham Hill Stories. It starts as a dumpster fire and turns into an oil spill
I didn't know it was possible to make a game that buggy and janky.
I hadn't seen a game this awfully programmed outside a Joel stream save for the classic times of the bad Mario game maker game highlight videos out there. And honestly this probably even glitchier than most of those!
The most impressive part is that it not only runs, but is more or less stable. Like, it's not *stable*, but you'd expect something that poorly made to just hard crash constantly.
It genuinelly looks like the dev reached pre-alpha 0.0.5 and said "good enough, ship it!"
Its so bad it feels like it's on purpose. It's horribly coded and animated, but at the same time stable enough not to crash every 10 seconds. It's truly the game of all times.
Streatham Hill Stories was an acid trip. I don't think I've ever seen a game that bad. And the trailer trying to hype it up with the TTS voice was peak comedy.
Love the Las Vegas shaped welcome to London sign lol
It's more of a poorly done GTASA mod, not a GTA clone per se.
@@UltimatePerfection ???? No it's not???????
The TTS made me think I was watching a Tamers12345 video
Honestly i think big rigs might be better than streatham hill stories, that's the level of donkey dung crap we're talking about
I’ve never seen a game that has the same graphics as Xavier renegade Angel
iirc Xavier Renegade Angel was animated with PS2 technology. So it is more than likely that at least one game on the PS2 has the same graphics as the show
The sims
postal 2 is a good candidate for xavier graphics
Clock Tower 3 cutscenes
Shovelware GTA games have a unique "so terrible its hilarious" aspect to them.
What I'm even more shocked about is how much they legit steal from the actual GTA games, down to font and sound effects, and somehow don't get their games taken down on Steam or haunted by the lawyers of Rockstar. I guess they have other meat to go after.
It's not even like it's a mod overhaul like those bootleg CDs sold in some stores, it's a completely different engine and they deliberately chose to make the main menu resemble san andreas for no reason.
Rockstar doesn't get lawyers involved unless someone is modding their cash cow, GTA5
Rockstar and Take Two only care about people making free mods of 10 year old games. Those are the real criminals.
They have more important things to worry about, such as people patching their games to make them playable.
I don't think R*/T2 owns the Beckett font and they get their sound effects from a soundpack.
*Grab the Auto 5*
"Please accidentally download me."
Grab That Otto reference
"COR BLIMEY,, GET OUT YOUR HANDS OUT OF MY POCKETS!"
when I saw the title I thought "Oh this could be a segment with a lot of promise, there were great games like Scarface and Mercenaries and Simpsons"
then Streatham Hill happened
In todays stream, Vinny grabs that auto 7
As somebody from the UK I can confirm this is in fact how our country works on a day to day basis
Cor blimey!? ah kiww yew!
...Barely?
This is what “Lundone” looks like in real life
Even the people don't look too far off
They're driving a little too coordinated though.
Man that first one was insane. I feel like it would take much more effort to create something that bad than it would to create something half decent.. or at least playable.
I'm genuinely baffled that first game has managed to survive on Steam for 3 years. Like, not only did it steal assets from GTA, every single storefront is a photo of a real place with some big names like Lycamobile and Domino's on there - you'd think out of all these hundreds of brands SOMEBODY would get their ears in a tangle and send a takedown claim.
its an obscure game thats how it survived
Real recognizes real
They are literally dodging hundreds of bullets in real time, insanity.
Fucking MCDONALD'S and TESCO though
Not to mention that specific character model is Chris Cole from Skate 3
That trailer was a TAS run just to perform simple tasks with the least amount of fuckups, like precision inputs for getting into a car without it flipping over and you transferring into the out of bounds netherworld
They played Big Rigs and decided to make a GTA mod for it
The music on the loading screen is Solace by CjayQ if anyone is wondering. Only positive in the game, which is probably stolen without permission.
The first game is like gluing together a bunch of cloth and rubber into the shape of a shoe and calling it a Nike sneaker. But ignoring to take off the excess glue, or adding more glue where it's coming apart...
And then selling it in a Footlocker.
"Cor blimey? I'll KEEEEEL you!"
🤣🤣
COR BLIMEY CO-COBLIMEY COR BLIMEY ILL TAKE TH-BLIMEY COR- AT AS DISERESPEC COR BLIMEY COR COR COCOOCO BLIMEYLIMEY ILL TAKE THAT AS DISRESPECT
“GTA V’s 10 year anniversary” hit me like a truck
Ironic that Vinny didn't even need to corrupt anything
the doppler effect pitch especially on the car horn is hysterical
"hooOOOoooOoOoOnnKKkkKK
Vinny installed bitcoin miner for sure with that first one
watching that first game while eating pizza was such a choking hazard it was so hilariously broken
I like the part where vinny goes; "right now nothing works" because its something i can comment on in the beginning of the video so i can be in the top 20 comments.
this game gives russian bootleg gta san andreas vibes like those games with the san andreas cover art being sold for 60 bucks in second hand stores only for it to be something completely different
I like how the first game is just the right sort of terrible that Vinny plays it the most.
I was hoping for and expecting "Happy Rock" to play in one of these
Jerma’s theme song lmao
Streatham's aiming might genuinely be the weirdest control scheme I've ever seen.
There's one more GTA clone, it's called Lego City Undercover. Except it's better than GTA V.
That game is fun. Not better than 5 i'd say, but very fun.
Holy shit they're making a sequel to Streatham Hill Stories in UE5
Corruptions are getting so good nowadays. These GTA Mobile Edition corruptions are just incredible.
Funnily enough, a good GTA clone set in England already exists... it's called The Getaway (or if you want to go even more retro, there's the London 1969 and 1961 expansion packs for the very first GTA!) (ALSO: that trailer for Sweety Streets Auto or whatever the UK GTA knock off was called has worse fucking glare than Need For Speed: Undercover)
I watched Wicked Wizard play Streatham a few months back. Seeing Vinny play this masterpiece made my night. I hope he looks into the engine it was made on because it’s some hilarious royalty free early 2000s game maker.
I was about to ask how one can make a game this janky in a day when we're drowning in tutorials and resources for Unity and Unreal Engine but I guess you answered my question.
@@EmperorSigismund The game engine is called 3DGameStudio incase you're curious. The website for it looks like it hasn't been updated in ages.
This is the game equivalent of the jerma rat movie, except jerma didn't charge 5 dollars
COR BLIMEY!
badtrip?
I'LL KEEEEEL YOU
The first one is 100% a bitcoin miner, it asks you to keep both windows open so one can mine bitcoin. Also look at its steam system requirements, there is no way this game needs a computer with 8gb ram and at least a ryzen 5
It's probably not, first, it was made in 2015. It's way more likely that they couldn't have the menus and the game in the same code because of their incompetence
I think games like this is what made valve realize they needed to have refunds.
Nah its the law. These games are clearly defective so Valve legally has to issue refunds when requested because these games are so obviously defective.
You can thank the Australian government for that actually
@@mobius177 I will never thank the Australian government for anything.
@@mobius177once a jolly redhead sat for parliment
Under the shade of a kevin o lemon tree
And she sang as she sat and waited for his goose to cook
You'll come-a waltzing away for me
Shovelware devs trying to make open world games which are already notoriously difficult to make bug-free 💀
The developer is an actual IT engineer and university graduate AND he's making a sequel: ua-cam.com/video/0M4r8f_yXRU/v-deo.html
commenting to bump because holy crap
Hopefully not an aircraft control systems programmer
I wonder if he made this game as a final year project in his game programming course and ran out of time
Oddly enough the main theme, for the few seconds you can hear it, is actually pretty solid.
Solace - CjayQ
baffled at how that first game somehow never crashed
22:18 Looks like someone found the thruster tool in Garry's mod.
The first one's menu was so similar to San Andreas' that I half expected the game to have stolen the engine
if jerma played this he would literally die
No, what we really needed was Bensound to play. If that played in this stream it would have been perfect.
Ah yes, the Infinite Conga Line of People Punching Themselves In The Back. Man how time flies
@@axllaw427that was such a good moment that if I make video games I want to include that as a feature
That loading music is now seared into my brain
We needed Bensound Happy Rock to play and this would have been the best stream ever.
The British gta guy probably made a load of money whilst vinny streamed it because of wannabe stream snipers after they found it had online lol
I could understand why Vinny never streamed GTA 5 Online for very long (back then), if he did that now he'd be stream sniped and farmed by griefers almost immediately.
@@commandervile394GTA Online is a miserable experience if you’re not streaming. I can’t even imagine how bad it would be to play in public servers while streaming.
Ha ha, it's not bad, just very chaotic. What sucks is balancing issues, game breaking exploits and glitches that are often abused, but besides that it's pretty damn fun.
How about playing some classics like:
- Greedy Car Thieves
- District Wars
- Rustler
After much analysis, I've come to the conclusion that not a single byte of gorm can be located in Streatham Hill Stories.
I wouldn't be surprised if Rockstar added a fully playable gta clone within gta 6 just to address the sheer ridiculousness of this specific genre of copy-paste games
This is like an unofficial Big Rigs sequel.
the grab that auto spiritual successor I didn't know I needed
cor blimey!
I think Streatham Hill Stories would have played better in a different engine, maybe as a Strange Rope Hero-like.
How many times do you think that cock rock song that haunts jerma will appear?
Bensound Happy Rock
48:13 most out of left field thing I've ever hear Vin say.
If I've learned anything in life, when it comes to raunchy humor, what people joke about it usually a couple tiers less depraved than what they're actually into.
streatham hill stories was clearly designed by a talented and storied programmer with a huge creative team
i love that an early 2000s vw passat is "vintage"
I kept thinking to my self where have I heard that music at the end of the trailer? then I realized that its the same sample t dub used in ramba tambas
ok
he streamed this for only an hour but it felt like ten
Holy shit I've never felt secondhand frustration from a game but streatham was just infuriatingly bad. Watching Vinny wander aimlessly trying to find ANYTHING to interact with or progress was truly mortifying. This is beyond some of the bad game showcases or shovelware stuff I've seen. This game was another level of bad. Something sinister dwells within the pits streatham that continues to get worse the longer Vinny sticks to it. Something that needs to be documented as just pure torture. He's right when he said this is a contender for worst game of all time because I can't think of anything worse than this.
This stream might be a classic
vinny willingly played that first game more than he did ff16
48:00 They walk like the Ai Hams models walked
That first game was basically Backrooms level GTA.
$50 says the game's second window is the game trying to mine bitcoin
Of all the places in the UK to base a GTA clone on... why Streatham?!
those lines of suburban houses are tough streets man
@@ThisisSigma200this aged like milk LMFAO
@@JacobKinsley even funnier
Can't believe they actually made a spinoff for Grab That Auto
Sorry but i think you mean Great Stolen Vehicle
5:55 At least the music seems pretty ok.
"Serb from Kemonofriendzone recommended this" it is so crazy hearing Vinny mention my own Twitter mutual
hearing him mention serb was genuinely insane
Why do I feel a strange connection between this stream and the fact that we heard the royalty free "Grab that Auto" music in his Worst Stream Ever.
frist game summed up: blimey
33:30 had me dying.
I cannot even begin to fathom how someone could have bastardized lines of code this badly
this game isn't broken, its just an accurate representation on how life in the UK is
Exactly. In the UK we just Scurry forward at 20mph while firing a barrage of bullets out of our placenta.
Shame that such games are allowed onto Steam in the first place, but then again, we wouldn't have entertaining vinesauce streams if they weren't.
The first game gets so many things wrong that it should be used as a case study on what not to do in game development.
Unbelievable. The most cursed game ever 😆
Grab That Auto 5 Sequel?
13:42 I appreciate the car reflection in the window texture, very nice graphics
Vinny. This is my favorite video game of all time. How could you say you think it's so bad??
Vinny really didn't hear enough of the animal soccer world drum beat he had to have it ready to go at a moment's notice.
Intro is a Certified Bop! Best part of the game lol
Oh those wacky brits!
I've seen this game be covered by the WickedWiz on youtube, its actually impressive that it even works in first place due to choice of the engine. I can't fault the developer honestly, I think they should remake this game in a better engine, they did put quite some effort in it. Also I hope Vinny checks out "Ma3" as well, its another amazingly broken GTA clone.
Why can't you fault the dev? They could've just as easily created a functional game within the scope of their abilities instead of pushing out this bootlegged garbage that hardly runs.
@@RatBürgerSk8 That is a mystery for sure on why they choose this way to do their game, but at same time I want to give them benefit of the doubt that they aren't exactly lazy, but just passionate and misguided. I mean, they went to such lengths to make a 3D game work on an ancient 2D engine. Makes me wonder what would they accomplish with in a normal modern engine that has better freedom and functionality.
Meanwhile, the Ma3 is more of "I wanna make something without learning how to" and that's the type of game where I'd fault the dev more.
@@RatBürgerSk8they started it as a kid in 2009
@@RatBürgerSk8Unironically this guy would be top of his class if he ever did a game dev course. He would have all the obscure knowledge of how to do things and learning the proper way of doing it would just be connecting a couple dots in his head.
COR BLIMEY
What I don't understand is how they are half way through making these garbage games and they think
"Yes, keep going to the end! It'll be worth it!"
22:23 I love that after all the years of shitty games, THIS is the one where Vinny refused to believe someone could be this incompetent without it being on purpose.
Wow that first game was so absolutely horrendous that it makes me want to make a game that's only purpose is to be a buggy, unplayable mess that fucks with the player whenever possible. It wouldn't have a bitcoin miner though.
I think I saw those people models in some bus simulator game
you forgot to turn rtx on
You gave that first game far more time than it deserved lol
Streatham Hill Stories is literally what you experience when you play San Andreas while taking copious amounts of Datura
Turn up the population all the way in the settings
**2 extra ppl fall from sky & cars stack**
lol
looool, being from London and hearing you pronounce Streatham made me chuckle