[Vinesauce] Joel - Wish Dumpster Diving ( Part 1 )

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  • @ThatOneLebaneseGuy
    @ThatOneLebaneseGuy 3 роки тому +939

    32:08 *ONE DAY I'M GONNA JUST SAY F**** *IT ALL AND LET* mY dEmOnS OuT tO pLaY **joels turns into a tea kettle**

    • @pokepizza
      @pokepizza 3 роки тому +94

      That part had me dying of laughter! I love it when he starts wheezing while laughing! My favorite was when he read, "Elmo exploding and burning alive compilation".

    • @luisditaa
      @luisditaa 3 роки тому +29

      @@pokepizza yes but here he reached peak wheezing

    • @MoonlightMirage
      @MoonlightMirage 3 роки тому +13

      One of the best Joel wheezing moments

    • @lambda-m1676
      @lambda-m1676 3 роки тому +1

      I actually accidentally copied Simon's "Urgh argh, french!"

    • @noelle4967
      @noelle4967 3 роки тому +10

      his laughter makes me feel so happy 😭😭

  • @WyattD03
    @WyattD03 3 роки тому +107

    32:07 “𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐈'𝐌 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐈𝐓 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐋𝐄𝐓 ᵐʸ ᵈᵉᵐᵒⁿˢ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵖˡᵃʸ”

  • @aweebname6138
    @aweebname6138 3 роки тому +997

    We watched a man spent 3hrs browsing Wish and enjoyed every minutes of it, let that sink in. The fact Joel being this entertaining just by browsing Wish is amazing

    • @bepitrumpet
      @bepitrumpet 3 роки тому +98

      honestly my favorite joel moments are when he is riffing on something he found online. his geoguesser streams are great for that

    • @pczb2692
      @pczb2692 3 роки тому +61

      @@bepitrumpet *looks at literally any landscape* : This is America?

    • @PixelTVBR
      @PixelTVBR 3 роки тому +16

      *Funny Sink*

    • @jack-exzolt9858
      @jack-exzolt9858 3 роки тому +4

      What is that broken piece of ceramic want now?!

    • @MrChocolateDinosaur
      @MrChocolateDinosaur 3 роки тому

      Espurr best pokemon

  • @HalNeinThousand
    @HalNeinThousand 3 роки тому +2402

    I love it when VINCENT says ROTATE!

    • @tims.1615
      @tims.1615 3 роки тому +25

      Ah I wanted to say that but you beat me to it

    • @tigertoxins584
      @tigertoxins584 3 роки тому +80

      y e o w m ‘ s t

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 3 роки тому +108

      Yes i like memes like *c a t p u s s i*

    • @tims.1615
      @tims.1615 3 роки тому +70

      @@CoingamerFL and sludge female humanoid

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 3 роки тому +39

      @@tims.1615 and *Mac clunky*

  • @GenSmashsed
    @GenSmashsed 3 роки тому +560

    Joel trying to decipher "what the fuck" on the swedish chef shirts ("Vert der ferk") lmao

    • @BigBlackGlock
      @BigBlackGlock 3 роки тому +8

      *Swedish Chef Noises*

    • @lunaticzeroone
      @lunaticzeroone 3 роки тому +10

      "vert.... der..... ferk.....
      ...what?"

    • @cobgod1415
      @cobgod1415 3 роки тому +21

      @@orion4764 that's just exactly what happened

    • @anbthree786
      @anbthree786 3 роки тому +35

      @@orion4764 it seemed like the first time he read it he was genuinely confused then he caught on and was fucking with us lmao

  • @SocialDeviance
    @SocialDeviance 3 роки тому +381

    32:07 that's the best impression of a kettle with boiling water i have ever heard.

    • @sulociou7846
      @sulociou7846 3 роки тому +50

      back to back with the perfect Michael Jackson impression lol

    • @italomango
      @italomango 3 роки тому +28

      One day i'm gonna just say fuck it all and let ᵐʸ ᵈᵉᵐᵒⁿˢ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵖˡᵃʸ

    • @florianellerbrock8922
      @florianellerbrock8922 Рік тому +2

      Kettle Impression hits it on point

  • @nerdypizza23468
    @nerdypizza23468 3 роки тому +935

    "I found one where the guy nüts so hard, his soul leaves his body..."
    omg Joel

    • @TRIC4pitator
      @TRIC4pitator 3 роки тому +16

      Oh wtf, i read this comment as he was saying it, how

    • @XenRiddle
      @XenRiddle 3 роки тому +70

      Thus, De Nüttbustear was born. Legend has it he still nütts in the bed to this day.

    • @danieldoesdumbstuff
      @danieldoesdumbstuff 3 роки тому +2

      I require a timestamp

    • @TRIC4pitator
      @TRIC4pitator 3 роки тому +17

      @@danieldoesdumbstuff 1:59

    • @anonymouslucario285
      @anonymouslucario285 3 роки тому +20

      The coconut mall music is what sells it for me

  • @Mick_92
    @Mick_92 3 роки тому +1061

    Love it how none of these has a bad review ever. The ones where it's like "Got these for my grandson's birthday gift :)" on some offensive or weird shit crack me up.

    • @gibmeaway100
      @gibmeaway100 3 роки тому +73

      The Ranch one has a comment that says "Got this for a friend and she loved it"

    • @Mick_92
      @Mick_92 3 роки тому +6

      @@gibmeaway100 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @vampires4life
      @vampires4life 3 роки тому +17

      i can see it being real tho like those MJ smokin grandpas that let their son smoke with em, i've known some peeps like that and i can deffos see em getting their kids or grandkids one

    • @WDWatameVirus
      @WDWatameVirus 3 роки тому +35

      *GRANDPA DIED*

    • @sus4644
      @sus4644 3 роки тому +18

      @@WDWatameVirus *GRANDMA IS IN THE HOSPITAL AGAIN*

  • @kmc672
    @kmc672 3 роки тому +307

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ GOOD SHIRT MY GRANDFATHER WORE IT ON HIS DEATH BED

    • @ciji698
      @ciji698 3 роки тому

      nice

    • @infinitefun527
      @infinitefun527 3 місяці тому

      5 stars! my grandfather "fell" down the stairs today in this shirt

  • @aesthe3002
    @aesthe3002 3 роки тому +1034

    I really liked this segment, hope he does it again

    • @SmeddyTooBestChannel
      @SmeddyTooBestChannel 3 роки тому +17

      PLEASE

    • @MaxiemumKarnage
      @MaxiemumKarnage 3 роки тому +58

      Joel browses sketchy porn websites, Onlyfans exclusive

    • @mslabo102s2
      @mslabo102s2 3 роки тому +30

      You missed a Wish pun opportunity

    • @alphalax7747
      @alphalax7747 3 роки тому +10

      It's pretty damn obvious this is gonna be a series

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 3 роки тому +3

      Same it made me laugh more than i have in awhile.

  • @aisforinterval
    @aisforinterval 3 роки тому +622

    "ok ok last one"
    checks video length
    3 more hours
    aight I'm in for the night

    • @Mick_92
      @Mick_92 3 роки тому +9

      1more

    • @rcx9681
      @rcx9681 3 роки тому +8

      Just one more

  • @thedevilgoose2482
    @thedevilgoose2482 3 роки тому +367

    Literally on the front page is an LED TV for 3 dollars and what I can only assume is a prototype time machine.
    Oh my god.

    • @kevinm5940
      @kevinm5940 2 роки тому

      What happens if you buy that TV???

    • @yossarian00
      @yossarian00 Рік тому

      ​@@kevinm5940it either doesnt arrive at all or they send something else entirely

  • @powergannon
    @powergannon 3 роки тому +1971

    Someone should get Jerma the “Ringmaster of the shit show” shirt

    • @ulteriormotives2
      @ulteriormotives2 3 роки тому +35

      Underrated comment

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 3 роки тому +101

      Every Vinesauce, streamer should have the shirt.

    • @SilverlineXZero
      @SilverlineXZero 3 роки тому +101

      @@joshshrum2764 Vinesauce streamers that aren't Joel or Vinny have like 200 viewers tops and five people active in chat.
      Vinny runs his streaming team like he runs his JRPG parties

    • @kimgkomg
      @kimgkomg 3 роки тому +98

      @@SilverlineXZero They really haven't been much of a team for at least half a decade now. They come together for the charity streams and occasionally collaborate on stuff, but they all have their own streams with their own jokes and their own fanbases. They're completely independent from Vinny.

    • @Haispawner
      @Haispawner 3 роки тому +132

      @@kimgkomg Yeah calling it the *Vinesauce Team* feels off when they are about as separate as continents with very differing cultures. Fucking Jerma985 is more closely associated with Joel or Vinny then any other Vinesauce member.

  • @Ryujin469
    @Ryujin469 3 роки тому +324

    That wheeze at 32:07 is something else.

    • @Tyfen64
      @Tyfen64 3 роки тому +84

      he truly let the demons out to play

    • @danieldoesdumbstuff
      @danieldoesdumbstuff 3 роки тому +42

      That hee hee is funny too

    • @lambda-m1676
      @lambda-m1676 3 роки тому +10

      One day I'm just gonna say fuck it all and l e t m y d e a m o n z o u t t u p l e i

    • @willf.4590
      @willf.4590 2 роки тому

      Man could shatter glass with that high-pitched wheeze.

  • @achiiro
    @achiiro 3 роки тому +222

    Btw, HE WAS NOT JOKING BOUT JON MADE HIS TWITTER NAME DUKIE NUKIE

    • @justinjohnston8923
      @justinjohnston8923 3 роки тому +33

      he must know how much joel loves dukie nukie LMAO

    • @incorporealnuance
      @incorporealnuance 3 роки тому +32

      I DID IT ALL FOR THE NUKIE
      (THE NUKIE)

    • @WDWatameVirus
      @WDWatameVirus 3 роки тому +29

      Fun fact (unless you already saw it on the Shroomposting Facebook group): Roller Coaster Tycoon official page on Facebook did a post with Mr Bones quoting Joel's meme he did some years ago, "there's no end of the ride ;)"
      *It's all coming together*

    • @PositivelyPlaying
      @PositivelyPlaying 3 роки тому +9

      @@WDWatameVirus but Joel didnt invent that

    • @jarretbarnes4320
      @jarretbarnes4320 3 роки тому +1

      @@incorporealnuance vile

  • @Blablarrr
    @Blablarrr 3 роки тому +173

    Perfect stream, my son loved it.

  • @briand5170
    @briand5170 3 роки тому +466

    Can someone please animate this to him walking through a store and picking all of these items up and talking to an invisible crowd

    • @Bug_Bait
      @Bug_Bait 3 роки тому +30

      That you in the profile picture? Whoever he is, he's giving off powerful energy.

    • @Noodleshrk
      @Noodleshrk 3 роки тому +12

      And like there are other people shopping that are really confused who joel is talking to

    • @davenotstaine5646
      @davenotstaine5646 3 роки тому +4

      @@ranivacar have you done it yet?

  • @MagicalMelTheGreat
    @MagicalMelTheGreat 3 роки тому +307

    "If you're a parent and you buy this for your kid, you should get a call from the IRS."
    almost choked on a dorito

    • @derick1618
      @derick1618 3 роки тому +29

      @Sauce Tha Kidd IDK why but IRS makes it even better.

    • @Lotselance
      @Lotselance 3 роки тому +19

      not even the first time Joel has mixed up the IRS and CPS lol

    • @cobgod1415
      @cobgod1415 3 роки тому +6

      to be fair, if you're so desperate that you buy your kid drug shirts on wish you're most likely also desperate enough to commit tax evasion

  • @DoubleAyeBatteries
    @DoubleAyeBatteries 3 роки тому +71

    Joel confirming that he has “been on the bed before” has scarred me more than I thought it would

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP 2 роки тому +107

    Fun story from me: I used to think Wish and the Make-a-Wish foundation were the same thing, and the reason why Wish prices were so low was so parents could buy things for their dying children. It wasn’t until Jacksfilms sponsored it did I realize that people weren’t, in fact, taking advantage of a charity organization.

    • @hugeballs3067
      @hugeballs3067 Рік тому +19

      i'd love to study you

    • @yossarian00
      @yossarian00 Рік тому +2

      how old were YOU

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP Рік тому

      @@yossarian00 Like, 10? I don't know, I forgot.

  • @destroyerkitty9434
    @destroyerkitty9434 3 роки тому +486

    I’m instantly intrigued by this concepr

    • @Dariaosu
      @Dariaosu 3 роки тому +91

      Concepr

    • @malbo-
      @malbo- 3 роки тому +14

      Yo I see your profile picture, hopefully they make katana zero 2 someday

    • @habib3559
      @habib3559 3 роки тому +3

      @@malbo- they still haven't completed the dlc

    • @archocystosyrinx
      @archocystosyrinx 3 роки тому +12

      concepr

    • @skelebones4979
      @skelebones4979 3 роки тому +11

      Concepr

  • @grim66
    @grim66 3 роки тому +34

    26:45
    You're laughing. Grämpa died and you're laughing.

  • @sophitiaofhyrule
    @sophitiaofhyrule 3 роки тому +285

    I can't believe there's Joel merch on Wish

    • @Da_ComputerMonster
      @Da_ComputerMonster 3 роки тому +60

      Why yes,
      The *[APPEARANCE]* of *[BRAMBLEGRAVEY]* *[JARVIS]* *[PRODUCE]*
      Is indeed on *[WEBLOCATION KNOWN AS...]*
      *[WEBLOCATION: "DESIRABLE.COMMERCIAL"]*

    • @HellaHoesFr
      @HellaHoesFr 3 роки тому +26

      @@Da_ComputerMonster [INDEED], [FELLOW VIEWER]

    • @boattownboysracing
      @boattownboysracing 3 роки тому +34

      @@Da_ComputerMonster Why yes I do enjoy *[GRAND FATHER]* as well

    • @Tamago-xe4eb
      @Tamago-xe4eb 3 роки тому +22

      @@boattownboysracing why hello [FELLOW VIEWER] I also like watching [FUNNY VINCENT].

    • @eugeneedgeworth1436
      @eugeneedgeworth1436 3 роки тому +7

      @Tamago 4929/valkyrie Haha yes, [ROTATE] am I right [FELLOW VINCENT VIEWER]?

  • @devonteeclipse606
    @devonteeclipse606 3 роки тому +231

    Ah yes I to, as the vinesauce fan, like the reference "ROTATE"

  • @incorporealnuance
    @incorporealnuance 3 роки тому +130

    The brass knuckles that look like kitty cats are for places where brass knuckles are illegal. Gas stations here sell things like them as "novelty keychains".

  • @dingdongbells3314
    @dingdongbells3314 3 роки тому +350

    As an employee of a certain online retailer, I've stowed some of the most obnoxious shirts you can imagine, so this certainly was a PTSD stream of sorts for me. (But NOT the PTSD from that dumb shirt chat was carrying on about, IDK what the timestamp was)
    But the one that really grates against me is the "My mommy is my #1 bestie" shirt that they make for infants. One or two of those appear every day and good lord, if that doesn't spell out "My mom is an ignorant instagrammer parent" I don't know what does.

    • @staryskullz
      @staryskullz 3 роки тому +44

      yikes, whenever i see those shirts I always wonder "who the fuck buys these" but good god that's horrible.. I can only imagine the weird
      ass shit you see.

    • @theonlybilge
      @theonlybilge 3 роки тому +37

      Are there adult sizes for fetishists?

    • @pczb2692
      @pczb2692 3 роки тому +28

      @@theonlybilge Gotta get that niche market money$$$

    • @7carlxx
      @7carlxx 3 роки тому +5

      I posted a timestamp and it got removed ffs. was it a shirt that said "i f a g s"?

    • @dingdongbells3314
      @dingdongbells3314 3 роки тому +20

      @@7carlxx No, no, I'm referring to the one he never mentioned that said "I have PTSD (Pretty Stupid Democrats") or something

  • @Rainbowkittenism
    @Rainbowkittenism 3 роки тому +313

    Fun fact: The cute kitty cat self defense keychain is banned in most of the US because they're considered brass knuckles.

    • @jfs983
      @jfs983 3 роки тому +16

      Canada too!

    • @yiff
      @yiff 3 роки тому +12

      Australia too
      (probably most places really)

    • @thatwierddude759
      @thatwierddude759 3 роки тому +27

      in Russia you can actually go to jail just by ordering these things lol

    • @Rainbowkittenism
      @Rainbowkittenism 3 роки тому +2

      @@thatwierddude759 oof

    • @nytrodioxide
      @nytrodioxide 3 роки тому +15

      @@thatwierddude759 that's ironic, considering how dangerous things as simple as old playgrounds can be in Russia.

  • @YE4rt
    @YE4rt 3 роки тому +60

    18:05 As soon as Joel said "From who?" I told myself "Crackheads" and literally as soon as I said that he did too lmfao clown to clown communication

  • @EliTheLongest
    @EliTheLongest 3 роки тому +65

    47:46 - 48:00 Sexual experience with a Swedish man from start to finish

    • @maekultsumaika1987
      @maekultsumaika1987 3 роки тому +18

      Lyrics:
      Ooohhhhohohooooo. OooooooooooooOOOOOOOHOOHOOOOOO. *OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!*

    • @MickMod
      @MickMod 2 роки тому +5

      Pretty accurate

  • @randomguy5008
    @randomguy5008 3 роки тому +153

    Frank Reynolds was right, the trash business really is a gold mine.

  • @ET-dp9rs
    @ET-dp9rs 3 роки тому +25

    32:11 that shirt was so sharp it made joel deflate.

  • @DayzeeHeartwin
    @DayzeeHeartwin 3 роки тому +108

    This isn’t comedy gold, its comedy platinum

  • @superscrungus
    @superscrungus 3 роки тому +115

    joel not understanding what fabricated discounts are is adorable ngl

    • @sponsoredbywalmart
      @sponsoredbywalmart 3 роки тому +1

      timestamp please

    • @CWINDOWSsystem32
      @CWINDOWSsystem32 3 роки тому +18

      @@sponsoredbywalmart The whole stream, whenever he point out the crossed-out price next to the "discounted" price.

    • @calzoneyyy
      @calzoneyyy 3 роки тому +31

      im pretty sure it’s illegal in sweden that’s why

    • @newironside
      @newironside 2 роки тому +2

      He's being sarcastic

  • @hardrockinhere
    @hardrockinhere 3 роки тому +48

    "2 more words and we'll call it for Wish tonight"
    1 hour left in the video

  • @mr_selfdestruct
    @mr_selfdestruct 3 роки тому +233

    Wish dumpster diving? Surely this bit cant be that lon- *3 HOUR VIDEO*

    • @Isabeethetransprincess
      @Isabeethetransprincess 3 роки тому +14

      This is mister "so we are going check out Soul Calibur 3", no bit is too long for him.

  • @kackers
    @kackers 3 роки тому +18

    the "vert der ferk" bit is probably the longest Joel has managed to do a bit like that without just completely losing it

  • @SlyHikari03
    @SlyHikari03 2 роки тому +20

    2:53:02 Joel freaking out over the burger eagle shirt made my day.
    It’s like when people got scared about demonic imagery back then.

    • @chlorhexidine2506
      @chlorhexidine2506 2 роки тому +7

      ngl it does look very much like a Nazi eagle

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 2 роки тому +3

      @@chlorhexidine2506 yeah.
      (And yes, I know the brand is London boss which has had controversies but still)

  • @frogfan449
    @frogfan449 3 роки тому +241

    "I've jumped on the bed a few times in my lifetime"
    Chat: Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa

    • @Da_ComputerMonster
      @Da_ComputerMonster 3 роки тому +46

      IDK why, I have this idea that somewhere in his lifetime,
      Joel manhandled some phat tiddehs.

    • @milesedgeworth132
      @milesedgeworth132 3 роки тому +58

      Joel used to get blackout drunk at metal concerts. He probably had drunk sex at least once. He also had a female companion one time but that's ancient history.

    • @Sasiskin7823
      @Sasiskin7823 3 роки тому +117

      Not true Joel will never do this. He's a gamer and knows that girls have cooties.

    • @karloveliki5373
      @karloveliki5373 3 роки тому +16

      @@milesedgeworth132 Right? I don't understand why a concept of such social life is so strange to some people

    • @yiff
      @yiff 3 роки тому +15

      Ok memes aside: is it just me or is it hard to actually imagine some people having sex? Not in the "can't get it" way, but like...they just don't care for it I guess, you know?

  • @freedustin
    @freedustin 3 роки тому +185

    Still trying to figure out wtf "SPONTANEOUS HOSIERY" is supposed to mean.

    • @gmsh3794
      @gmsh3794 3 роки тому +36

      surprise socks

    • @freedustin
      @freedustin 3 роки тому +17

      @@gmsh3794 yeah but what's the surprise? we put magnets in your socks for no particular reason?

    • @kingkodiak1591
      @kingkodiak1591 3 роки тому +44

      Given they mention Tourmaline in the description and it's a Wish product... the suprise could be Thorium Dioxide. Radioactive Socks; those would self heat.

    • @ASlutty9SUnit
      @ASlutty9SUnit 3 роки тому +15

      It's the same thing as, "Suddenly Salad"!
      Was there salad suddenly? Or was my pizza suddenly turned into salad?
      What is this? And why do I hate it?

    • @trulyinfamous
      @trulyinfamous 3 роки тому +3

      @@kingkodiak1591 only enriched uranium in the correct circumstances could generate heat. Unless you are talking about nerve damage from your feet being irradiated.

  • @Incognito-gh5qi
    @Incognito-gh5qi 3 роки тому +125

    *I s T h a t A V i n e s a u c e R e f e r e n c e*

  • @wolfy1987
    @wolfy1987 3 роки тому +76

    I want to see somebody at a court hearing wearing that "I paused my game to be here" shirt

  • @koffinglolface1000
    @koffinglolface1000 3 роки тому +22

    2:44:20 of course the first thing you see when you search jojo it has to be a vibrator

  • @Pusiboi420
    @Pusiboi420 3 роки тому +28

    “Ridiculous tangents that go nowhere for like 40 minutes”
    *3 hours later*

  • @dreamEnd
    @dreamEnd 3 роки тому +25

    His best stream this year so far. Its super comfy, progressive, and really funny. Reminds me back during my school days browsing weird / funny shit with friends during computer class

  • @F66x
    @F66x 3 роки тому +180

    when's the ashens crossover

    • @blobbem
      @blobbem 3 роки тому +36

      Ashens orders parts from Wish, builds it and sends it to Joel for him to destroy.

    • @FlauntyToaster
      @FlauntyToaster 3 роки тому +4

      I just asked the same thing

    • @OmegaElevenEngage
      @OmegaElevenEngage 3 роки тому +6

      @@blobbem The most legendary crossover

    • @GeometryPolska
      @GeometryPolska 3 роки тому +14

      Imagine a Windows destruction stream on a pc made with parts from Wish

    • @vinnytheplayer5500
      @vinnytheplayer5500 3 роки тому

      A british man and a swedish would be epic

  • @TRIC4pitator
    @TRIC4pitator 3 роки тому +65

    Joel, this is content in it's rawest and best form, trust me

  • @Bleats_Sinodai
    @Bleats_Sinodai 3 роки тому +150

    Joel not grasping the concept that people can have children that are adults is hilarious in a very specific way.

    • @godsexdevil6665
      @godsexdevil6665 3 роки тому +30

      he also doesn't seem to get that weed is legal in a lot of places

    • @adamofblastworks1517
      @adamofblastworks1517 3 роки тому +9

      "Offspring" might be a better term in that case.

    • @dubbynelson
      @dubbynelson 3 роки тому +22

      @@adamofblastworks1517 or go a step too far and use the word "spawn"

    • @GDBUNIT
      @GDBUNIT 3 роки тому +6

      But is it really people with adult children tho or is it those "cool" moms who actually are alcoholics and bartards and smoke weed with their 15 year old daughter who has 2 kids of her own

  • @Firepal3D
    @Firepal3D 3 роки тому +66

    This is the most "Joel" segment ever. Reminds me of the bootleg fireworks.

  • @TacoLlamaYES
    @TacoLlamaYES 3 роки тому +52

    Swedish man first time seeing swedish chef: Vert de ferk? : 0

  • @hobbestuna7756
    @hobbestuna7756 3 роки тому +22

    This is a great VOD and I sincerely appreciate the chapter timestamps. They are super useful for when I lose my place and want to watch where I last left off

  • @radiofish5649
    @radiofish5649 3 роки тому +125

    I’m excited that this is a possible part 1 but I’m afraid Joel would get tired of it soon or everything would kind of repeat itself after some time.

    • @lyre6820
      @lyre6820 3 роки тому +12

      Kinda like windows destruction?

    • @memberofchat2825
      @memberofchat2825 3 роки тому +21

      I think this segment would be worth one more stream

    • @coronelfalk
      @coronelfalk 3 роки тому

      It has 3 parts now.

    • @minimanbeast1014
      @minimanbeast1014 2 роки тому +1

      Now it has 5 with a suedo episode were he plays a shitty console he brought of it

  • @incorporealnuance
    @incorporealnuance 3 роки тому +23

    1:38:38 Look at the shirt the guy in the top left is wearing
    INTERES
    TING
    MAGICAL
    JEANS

  • @mikotoh
    @mikotoh 3 роки тому +49

    oh man, i dont even watch joel much anymore, but i saw this video and the length of it in my subs and just went 'dis gonna be good'

  • @DracoHandsome
    @DracoHandsome 3 роки тому +25

    "NOOO NOOO, I AM NOT A YELL, I AM A SVEEEDEEEN"
    ~Joel maybe

  • @bluedogz1624
    @bluedogz1624 3 роки тому +128

    Check out Rerez if you want to see more about the “retro” consoles, he made reviews on them. They’re obviously awful.

    • @JoJo-oc8zf
      @JoJo-oc8zf 3 роки тому +19

      Retro Dodo did a review on one from Aliexpress I think and it catches on fire if left on too long

    • @KlonoaPrime
      @KlonoaPrime 3 роки тому +7

      He screams too much and is annoying and gets mad over petty shit like screen tearing or *pixels*

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird 3 роки тому +5

      @@KlonoaPrime It's a character thing like AVGN. It may not be your thing but just know it's for the camera.

    • @cubixthree3495
      @cubixthree3495 3 роки тому

      @@Rad-Dude63andathird it's funny because he goes crazy!

    • @lambda-m1676
      @lambda-m1676 3 роки тому

      @@cubixthree3495 "I HATE THIS GAME SO MUCH I ALMOST BROKED THE CONTROLLER IN HALF!"

  • @BananaLizard
    @BananaLizard 3 роки тому +3

    32:08 HOLY FUCKING SHIT THATS THE BEST WHEEZE

  • @DestructJohn
    @DestructJohn 3 роки тому +13

    32:06 I love the way he kept the accent while laughing

  • @mileidyclass
    @mileidyclass 3 роки тому +211

    Last time I was this early, I was still in middle school, watching Vinesauce.

    • @Da_ComputerMonster
      @Da_ComputerMonster 3 роки тому +52

      Now you're old.
      We're ALL old.
      But we still watch the Fecal Funneh.

    • @teemuaho4807
      @teemuaho4807 3 роки тому +11

      Bro thats a fucking mood

    • @mikotoh
      @mikotoh 3 роки тому +5

      i was in my senior year of high school when i started watching...

    • @lucy4666
      @lucy4666 3 роки тому +21

      I was 15 when I got into vinesauce. Windows XP destruction was still new lmao. Loved watching him on recess

    • @MxchiefMxker
      @MxchiefMxker 3 роки тому +4

      Oh god that’s too real

  • @annasanchez5877
    @annasanchez5877 3 роки тому +18

    "what kinds of games do you like to play?"
    "shoot game"

  • @ultimateweeabootrash
    @ultimateweeabootrash 3 роки тому +10

    7:11 is it weird that I'm so used to hearing Bulk Bogan at this point that Hulk Hogan sounds wrong now?

  • @jupita551
    @jupita551 3 роки тому +40

    32:08 I've replayed this part like 10 times why is it so funny??

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 3 роки тому +444

    Lmao shirts at $102, Wish is insane 🤣🤣🤣

    • @shinybreloom4027
      @shinybreloom4027 3 роки тому +49

      it's fake price slashing often set by manufacturer; maybe by raising price then cutting it down.
      the tier list goes as follows:
      1. Taobao (Chinese Amazon)
      2. Alibaba (Wholesale)
      3. Aliexpress (engineering students who want to save money or Ashens, caution needs to be exercised)
      4.Wish (lmao)

    • @ethanjohndavies
      @ethanjohndavies 3 роки тому

      @@shinybreloom4027 what about Weidian? 😈

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 3 роки тому +13

      Just as insane as all the millions of products listed as [Free] and only cost the 2€ shipping(Surprisingly, they always arrive too)
      Wish I had an explanation for that

    • @shinybreloom4027
      @shinybreloom4027 3 роки тому +12

      @@BierBart12 those are factory defects or products they give to you for free so you give a good review as long as the product vaguely works

    • @AmselOwl
      @AmselOwl 3 роки тому +1

      verified with 22 subs? how

  • @Bacon_N_Eggs
    @Bacon_N_Eggs 3 роки тому +62

    I was laughing my ass off when I saw chat go crazy of the booba.

  • @DragonSoul621
    @DragonSoul621 3 роки тому +54

    Being fair to that random guy, any time joel says some cuss word in spanish he does sound mexican as hell, and thats a compliment

  • @LingLing23127
    @LingLing23127 3 роки тому +8

    54:56 I can only imagine the storm in the chat from this point

  • @SlapDrink
    @SlapDrink 3 роки тому +81

    I get wish ads which I wish I never saw.

    • @poralium196
      @poralium196 3 роки тому +18

      I swear they advertise the most batshit insane shit just to catch your attention

    • @SlapDrink
      @SlapDrink 3 роки тому +4

      @JebediahDidSevenEleven Oh dude I get the worse. I get "Herbal Detox Balls" and the images are a bloody, hellscape.

    • @SpongiousBird
      @SpongiousBird 3 роки тому +1

      When I searched Finnish or Suomi, I got lots of products that I can't mention on here, with some men loving each other "strongly".

  • @thecjwolfpack
    @thecjwolfpack 3 роки тому +31

    I love his reaction to the weapons. I don't think he understands what America is. You can buy most weapons in America somewhere. There's not much regulation for non-firearm related weapon purchases in America since we're not really worried about someone going on a mass brass knuckling spree.

    • @sneezebiscuits7239
      @sneezebiscuits7239 3 роки тому +2

      A brass Knuckle on every finger

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy 3 роки тому +2

      Don't bring brass knuckles to a gunfight.

    • @remothra
      @remothra 2 роки тому +2

      america is too busy having 50 mass shootings every hour to worry about brass knuckles

  • @king_eevee
    @king_eevee 3 роки тому +10

    Amazing how joel acted like spamton on that part 49:38

  • @byrdworker
    @byrdworker 3 роки тому +36

    I SAW MY ART IN THE VINESAUCE PART LMAOOOOOOO

  • @DracoHandsome
    @DracoHandsome 3 роки тому +19

    I am not convinced that Joel does not run Wish himself

  • @spunklord5000
    @spunklord5000 3 роки тому +6

    41:35 "This crazy anus of mine" sounds like a title for one of those inspirational novels about life

  • @vinicius100470
    @vinicius100470 3 роки тому +15

    12:41 my favorites are "the product just arrived, haven't tested it yet" 5 STARS

  • @lagoonmorph
    @lagoonmorph 3 роки тому +30

    56:54 I own this piece of shit. Every time I plugged it in it buzzes, really loud. It's so quiet and you have to crank the volume. The controllers feel just as good as you'd expect. Couldn't even play Mario without my soul just wanting to leave my body.
    (Got it as a gift.)

  • @hermeschase4113
    @hermeschase4113 2 роки тому +2

    I was been taking a break from Joel streams, i've watched every single vod of this channel but one year ago i said "let's take a break from Joel and let the vods stack so i can have a super marathon later"
    This is the first stream i'm gonna watch.
    17:34 Yup, this is the type of content i love

  • @Rad-Dude63andathird
    @Rad-Dude63andathird 3 роки тому +7

    2:04:51
    Forget 7 Nation Army, John's creating a 7 Dollar Army and he needs body armor.

  • @kip258
    @kip258 3 роки тому +14

    Joel is the only guy I know who can make me have fun watching someone browse through bootleg merchandise...
    FOR THREE HOURS

  • @Wignut
    @Wignut 3 роки тому +56

    As someone who has a hobby in upkeeping a _wtf_ wishlist, I immediately clicked.

  • @UnitSe7en
    @UnitSe7en 2 роки тому +5

    23:55 Watching a Swedish man trying to understand phonetic English from an exaggerated stereotype....

  • @LordAndHighMasterOfExcellency.
    @LordAndHighMasterOfExcellency. 3 роки тому +17

    joel discovering cheap chinesium pocket weapons/toys is a joy to behold. he ever visits the states someone has to take this dude to a flea market.

    • @therealbuttsmcgee
      @therealbuttsmcgee 3 роки тому +2

      we gotta start a crowd funded joel flea market adventure movie when the plague is over, it's the only way 😤

    • @izperehoda
      @izperehoda 2 роки тому

      @@therealbuttsmcgee we have to wait a few decades

  • @imperialguard451
    @imperialguard451 3 роки тому +4

    idk if people realize this but all those tv infomercial products, like that salad chopper thing, they are meant for disabled people. not to be “more convenient” for abled people. thats why the commercials are so weird too, theyre trying to make the accessibility products look like theyre meant for abled people so they don’t immediately get tossed out before they get to market the product.

  • @darkminerj
    @darkminerj 3 роки тому +23

    "just use knife" man made 99% of kitchen utility businesses go bankrupt

  • @Male_Parent
    @Male_Parent 2 роки тому +3

    34:51 I like how he just casually scrolls by the shirt that says "More Jobs. No Jobs. Blow Jobs."

  • @Meatspinner
    @Meatspinner 3 роки тому +24

    Don't know where you got the notion that swedish vikings were just traders, given that the region of Sweden encompasses regions settled by geats, norsemen, danes, and gutones as well.
    But even if only considering specifically the tribe called swedes, it'd still be pretty far off, as we know from the England runestones and Greece runestones found in the region they had settled. And that's without going into things like the attack on Constantinople and surrounding areas, the forming of the varangian guard, etc.
    Based on contemporary sources, including other nordic tribes, they were among the more violent of the nordic tribes. It might not seem like it, as most english material on the vikings is from the perspective of the english who mainly dealt with danes, norsemen, jutes, and geats, but raiding was arguably more common among the tribe of swedes when looking at east-european sources.
    tl;dr - The nordic region at the time was pretty violent all around.

    • @sneezebiscuits7239
      @sneezebiscuits7239 3 роки тому +5

      Sounds awesome how do i join

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah 3 роки тому +3

      Because raiding backwater Slavs and looting their possessions and selling them to the Greeks and Arabs is much more lucrative than just trading.

  • @MoonlightMirage
    @MoonlightMirage 3 роки тому +15

    32:05 is one of Joel's wheezing moments that seems to get overlooked a lot

    • @boneor...7022
      @boneor...7022 2 роки тому +2

      There's a bunch of other comments that point it out

  • @sneezebiscuits7239
    @sneezebiscuits7239 3 роки тому +15

    Joel going "Rotate" made me laugh tears omf this segment is great
    I want that entire shitpost on a t-shirt

  • @phoenixedgeworth
    @phoenixedgeworth 3 роки тому +6

    2:16:55 "This is gonna be the last word for tonight"
    Little did Joel know, it was not the last word for tonight.

  • @weirdredstone42
    @weirdredstone42 3 роки тому +10

    His gamer voice is literally just a perfect mort impression

  • @pibbanon1987
    @pibbanon1987 3 роки тому +5

    11:49- 10/10/2000, truly a date to remember

  • @roseclouds5838
    @roseclouds5838 3 роки тому +11

    by the way the gorilla glue girl didn’t sue but some crazy lawyer guy on twitter was trying to pressure her into suing and pretending she was his client
    news sites just ran the story though

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy 3 роки тому +1

      Wihc was worse, the opportunist lawyer clout chaser or the abjectly incompetent news?

    • @roseclouds5838
      @roseclouds5838 3 роки тому +1

      @@JohnSmith-ox3gy 100% news sites

  • @absalondebarvac3715
    @absalondebarvac3715 3 роки тому +23

    I learned that Joel is strongly biased against drugs. That's... That's kinda based

  • @Povilaz
    @Povilaz 3 роки тому +23

    This was a seriously gold segment. So happy that I was there live to witness _AMERICA_ rings and swords and consoles.

  • @CrayolaFiend
    @CrayolaFiend 3 роки тому +44

    Oh wow. Russian Sims 4 modder god man, in the event of a meme house 3, this stream is a goldmine for hot fresh items

  • @BskaatFilms
    @BskaatFilms 3 роки тому +7

    1:57:29
    Unisex Death Flame would be a great band name

  • @jprofio
    @jprofio 3 роки тому +10

    The bootleg Vita colored like a Switch was one of the systems that Soulja Boy had been selling on his site before it got shut down. Rerez did a video on it for his Worst Ever series and it was godawful

  • @tsunistuni
    @tsunistuni 3 роки тому +20

    a 3 hours stream but im already fucking dying with the I AM VERY PLEASED WITH THIS RING THAT HAS KENNEDY, HE WAS MY FAVORITE PRESEDENT. Dude

  • @coolpixels7226
    @coolpixels7226 3 роки тому +3

    2:54:37 what really gets me is delis with smiling pigs as the logo.

  • @TheStrikeofGod
    @TheStrikeofGod 3 роки тому +9

    Joel: We might have a kind of a weird segment here that I don't know if it's gonna be a success or not
    Narrator: It was.

  • @k2a2l2
    @k2a2l2 3 роки тому +17

    okay hear me out, socks that are actually magnetic for when you drop that tiny screw or whatever. you just walk around until ur foot picks it up

  • @lotus_flower2000
    @lotus_flower2000 3 роки тому +6

    Whenever I watch Joels videos I feel like I can taste his breath.

  • @gadgetlabs3230
    @gadgetlabs3230 3 роки тому +6

    Finally, after all his tangents, a three-hour video where the tangent is now the main event!