KSP: The Space Ambulance SSTO!
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- Опубліковано 19 чер 2024
- This week we must embark on a dangerous, nay, incomprehensible mission to the surface of the Mun, where we will be rescuing poor Richard "Hamster" Kerman, who has been rendered unconscious and subsequently abandoned for ~82 years. Blunderbirds are go!
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Craft file:
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Mods:
Gameplay: Kerbal Engineer Redux; Better Time Warp; Camera Tools
Visual: Scatterer; Environmental Visual Enhancements; Stock Visual Enhancements; Stock Visual Terrain
Music in order of use:
♫ Toby Fox - UNDERTALE Soundtrack - Spear of Justice
♫ Wahneta Meixsell - Gymnopedie No. 3 - Ігри
Richard Kerman “Help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”
82 years later...
Matt: Don’t worry, KerbalAlert will save you! *Sends SSTO and Rover*
Richard Kerman: *Dead*
11:21 *Time is of the esscence*
Dead as a doornail
Damn, we were to late
Matt no understand death
Matt:umm ok
"He knows how to resuscitate"
Does mouth to mouth in space to give him air
Chest compressions
Well, if u have oxygen , kinda
@@notlizard5797 in a pressure suit. that's like trying to give chest compression to a balloon
We’re gonna need more ppl and oxygen tanks ah god their falling like dominos
no. the moment you took your lips off the air would be yanked out.
"After 82 years... I'm saved..."
Were his last words... before he died of a heart attack...
“I’d call that a success”
Oof
“Bob turned himself in to the authorities”
"So that any traffic nearby can see us"
You're on the Mun and there is exactly one other Kerbal, who has been lying there for 82 years and then some
Matt: we don’t want to expose him to radiation. *puts him in a car with rtgs*
He should've gone with ore tanks...
They did it the Martian way
@Mamothdinolover 112 Unless you're just joking, If you haven't noticed... the Kerbals' home planet is Kerbin and Matt isn't using the Real Solar System mod?
lmao True
A car with rtgs that was stored inside the radioactive spacecraft.
gta san andreas Ambulance sound
I was laughing
The one time I decide to post a comment before reading if anyone else had the same idea... gg
i heard it immediately lol
That's the noise from GTA SA, you can hear some background scraping and braking noises the game if you listen carefully
@@Kurriochi wow thank you
Jeremiah Kaiser Are you the German version of Jeb Kerman?
He hasn’t moved for 82+ years Matt, I think you’re going to need more than basic resuscitation.
Probably a burial by now
@@renzo00 more like get a dust cleaner jesus
Yup, immediately start acls and access for brain death by attaching an ecg and eeg monitor(heart and brain respectively)
My lungs imploded from the initial intro.
SHIIZAA
23:42 *Like a glove*
Actually laughed out loud, too perfect.
ｌｉｋｅ ａ ｇｌｏｖｅ
E L L L I K E A G L O V E E E E
Like a glove
*LIKE A GODDAMN GLOVE*
I like the Top Gear style arrival to the hospital.
The best style
Shall we call that ambulance the OLIVER?
@@RuohongZhao What i really want to see is a catapult that flings the Patient straight to hospitals fourth floor.
He hasn't moved, for 82 years...
thats called death matt...
i think you're forgetting something... kerbals are... FUCKING GODS
@@alleredetagetafmig Yes, as their scientists have mathematically proven, Kerbals are indeed "FUCKING GODS".
@@Calliopa_22 exactly, hail jebediah kerman
I had a breath holding contest with my brother, he won. Hes been down there for 6 hours now!
Oliver Christensen yeah I did some science by strapping a kerbal onto an EVA chair......Strapped on a rocket booster and he survived. Try it yourself if you want
You know he's british and not american because:
1. The driver is on the right
2. He sends an ambulance instead of an Uber
WAIT A DAM FUCKING MINUTE
Hold up
Hol up
We finally have some more English fellows
3. it took the ambulance 82 years to respond
23:42 could you imagine after 85 years you are saved, travel millions of miles, and then just feet away from the hospital you get blown up by your insane ambulance driver?
😐
😐
Bob Kerman gets closer Richard be like oh no gets on knees “I’m fine.” Bob says “nah you still need help” Richard stands up “No really I’m fine”
The siren and tyres skretching sound is probably taken from GTA San Andreas game. Nice work Matt! 👍
Until u realise space is a vacuum and sound wouldn’t travel in that environment. lol
You do realise that the tire screech is not rockstar's since multiple games used it including the legendary gran turismo 4
The scratching noise for sure, I've heard that so many times on SA-MP, either being killed or being the medic.
Also GTA 3 and Vice
Gta4
England
"We'll be there in 82 years!"
"That will be $150 million, please."
Jeez, the American healthcare system has gotten way worse.
Haaaaaa....
*slightly improved
10:54 ... wait a minute, the Mun is a vacuum. There’s no atmosphere, THERE’S NO SOUND
I love how that’s what got me and not the fact the Kerbil’s been there for 82 years and has probably died
They might use radio emitters
@@SFSAtlas yup, thats what we wanna hear after being stranded in the mun for 82 YEARS!!
@Viktor van der Wees kerbal*
@@AdamTheCannon Kerbal*
Age doesn't apply to Kerbals
“Time is of the essence.”
Matt, it's been over 82 years...
WTF
What if he had young stem cell ingetted into him?
You coppied my reply to another comment
it's*
@@krakenburger56 copied*
WTF?*
Opportunity will forever be in our hearts...
R.I.P "Oppy" 2004 - 2019
INTERESTING
Spirit: is a joke to us
Matt: Simple Mun mission
Me: Why you bully me
(Y) Same
You cannot fast travel when atmosphere is nearby
thanks
Fallout reference
@@gonklord499 mineccraft reference too
@@animationspace8550 Skyrim reference as well
"don't trust bill"
Don't worry, he's just writing his book: The Odyssey by Bill.
He will not use up all of your fuel to get to Eeloo, Jool, Minmus, Duna, Gilly, and back, I promise.
6 rapiers? I count 8 hmm...
I saw that to
also 4 nuclear engines instead of 2
2 nuclear engines?
Yeah I'm an idiot lmao
@@MattLowne You're not wrong about that
From 12:10 - 12:20, I thought of a million different uses for Bob.
r/iamverysmart
An intresting concept indeed. Loved the video.
Edit: I really enjoyed how you also talked through the entirity of the dedicated moment of silence.
interesting*
entirety*
@@JorgetePanete gramr wii
@@JoMiMi_h grammar wii
@@BenjaminKirbyTennyson0 Wrong.
That big crater on the Mun makes it look like the Death Star to me...
Same
Oh please. Check out Mimas
[REDACTED] Agent [DATA EXPUNGED], Minmus doesn’t look anything like the Death Star.
That's no mun...
(as SSTO comes closer) mun: *lights up*
mun: WEEEEEWEP
mun: BWAWNNNNNNNNNNNN
SSTO: *is vaporized by laser*
mun: *aims at kerbin*
WEEEEWEP... BWAWNNNNNNNN
[insert kerbin explosion (G.H. ep 10... i think)]
RIP Opportunity.
You ventured where no man has ventured before, and you lived a long and fulfilling life.
press F to pay respects.
For you titanic fans:
"It's been 82 years."
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Yes
I don't get this
I’m pretty sure the events of the titanic movie occurred 82 years before the movie takes place
@@soup-flavored-soup6613 in titanic it was 84 years but hey 82 still makes sense
The sirens and blue flashing lights on the bloody space ambulance killed me.
@Walter Nykung through the power of necromancy, obviously.
Wait, he’s dead?
Small oversight on my part
@@soup-flavored-soup6613 That's how it happens.
Can you do a recreation of the Salyut 7 rescue? AKA the forgotten rescue of a dead space station
I think you watch curios droid (I do)
@@TNTExplodesLOL ye
Me too🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
sound cool
salyut 7 not forgotten
He hasn't moved for 82 years.
HE IS TOTALLY NOT DEAD,HE IS JUST UNCONSCIOUS
21:13 - 21:22 too clean how did you do that flip and go from 2000 airspeed to 327 km/h your so good at this that was amazing.
You know he’s Brittish when he puts the steering wheel on the right
Lol
And when he acts retarted and calls the moon the "mun"
Nobody does
Sea Grape who me
@@tannerted3920 How?
10:21 And at this moment rescue kerbal falls down from ladder and Matt sends second ambulance to the Mun)
Your Profile Pic is from HOI4
Gruia Balaban O REALLY GENIUS
15:30 OMG
🤔
For the rover
Oh, say! can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming;
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there:
Oh, say! does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In fully glory reflected now shines in the stream:
'Tis the star-spangled banner! Oh, long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!
And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion
A home and a country should leave us no more?
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution!
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
Oh, thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved home and the war's desolation!
Blest with victory and peace, may the heav'n-rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust":
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
Amen
Good old GTA SA sounds :D
I think Vice City
Vice a little
actually it can can be any game of the GTA 3D Universe
@@Silverlightnick its SA i played it like a weak ago and that sound are in the gamr
Yeah it's San Andreas haha
Oh mighty Lord Lowne, the glitched landing gear at 21:30 would simulate a malfunction caused by the previous high G-force maneuver in a hardmode playthrough. You can always just have every setting in hardmode besides the quickload and quicksave setting so that you can use them for glitches like so.
Think Richard got up after he figured out Bob 'Dropout' Kerman was going to be his doctor. "No Bob, I'm fine. Just took an 80 year nap, that's all."
True GTA players will familliarize that ambulance noise
exactly 🤣🤣
6 rapiers he says......
Might want to count again....
He also says 2 nuclear engines... oh matt...
Next video make opportunity rover along with a big memorial statue.
Ooh and land it on Duna just like in real life. There is a mod for airbags too
Matt does not use mods
@@douglasparkinson4123 didn't get use Kerbal engineer ?
boboprime2000 what Douglas meant was that he doesn’t use mods that add parts.
@@kasyu1101 no he did in the nuclear airlines video. The mod was called nuclear age.
@@douglasparkinson4123 what about Scatterer and the EVE and SVE. Also KER
11:23 “time is of the essence”
It’s been 82 years
Leaving a mark ignore me... 7:14
Matt Lowne: Goes to mun and duna.
Me: *Never goes past Kerbin Orbit in fear of them dying.*
1:18 you actually may have made an atv for the kerbals
On a lowly planet slowly speeding it's way to damnation...
No no it was supposed to be over
@@dissent1557 well its not over
Yes
Neat approach to re-attaching the rover, I like the simplicity. I usually go for putting a small mono-propellant engine on the underside of my rovers, so they can just jet themselves back up to the cargo bay. A double docking port on top helps to make sure the alignment is correct (so the wheels don't clip through the cargo bay once it's closed).
Also makes for huge fun doing rover parkour around craters - jump off steep ridges and cliffs, use jets to kill velocity as you're approaching the ground so the wheels don't pop/explode. Good times.
Ah I love how even the simplest missions in ksp can take several decades. You leave in 2030 at you come back in 2175 and your in your 100s and it’s been like 173 years... and all you went to do was fix a rover... also R.I.P we miss you oppy! Godspeed you beautiful little space exploring robot. I don’t remember anything about the rover I was maybe 3 when it launched only till about a few years ago did I really start becoming super interested in space. I always had a thing for it but it was really something on the side compared to my other interest now space space exploration etc and sci-fi are now some of my favorite things. I’m proud that I’m growing up during humanity’s start to colonizing space... and discovering more about our universe than ever before.
spirit?
Just launch entire medical center, it's way more simpler
Well it is the Kerbal way
Just lanch a quarter of the world to the moon for lots of hospitals
@@salad5067 Entire freaking planet
Just put hospitals on missiles and launch them in Mun
KSP: landing Jool on tekto
first seconds of the vid: "Hey, I made a rover like tha........., nevermind..."
i watched youtube for years, seen thousands of vids, and this is the best video i have ever seen
everybody gangsta till you fall to the floor and can't get up so an ambulance comes from space to help you out 82 years later
Yeah, surely he can wait in that position for 82 years
The cramp you would have right before you died
No, they timewarped to the past, don't worry
Matt, you have to call nasa and offer to rescue Opportunity with the blunderbirds!
Kaltenstein Müller lol
@@DrPog you stole my idea
@@redactedagentdataexpunged9431 Did you copyright the phrase "lol"? XD you're gonna be pissed when you find out you, stole, my, and idea are all commonly used words.
@@kevinzheng7373 no I was saying that I was going to say lol, but he did it first
@@redactedagentdataexpunged9431 I know. Just feeling a bit petty today. Sorry.
82 years laters, Bob is driving an ambulance :
"Time is the essence here !"
Matt, that was some really good role playing. I loved your ambulance build. I thought it looked cool. I laughed at the mun rescue when the patient was getting better before the ambulance picked him up the 'miracles'. I also thought it was funny how you said he hasn't move in 82 years. Then finally the approach to the medical wing. The crashing parallel parking was also funny. Thanks.
I think after 30years of not moving you can't help him any more🤣
Per Apmann 82 years
@@1degRazz
3 kerbal years equals one Earth year. 82÷3= 28 years
@@vitalfir46 He's still wrong
@@vitalfir46 And who's to say that matt wasn't referring to Earth years in the first place?
@@diablotry5447
Technically hes not since the math proves it and we know Matt isn't talking about Earth years because of the two videos that came out before this one. This video ties in to the end of this video ua-cam.com/video/CGiqnmFrnu0/v-deo.html and this one ua-cam.com/video/kzop92JET34/v-deo.html takes place chronologically in between the first video and this one. The entire mission time of the Eeloo mission was almost 85 kerbal years as can be seen in the vid
Build an opportunity rover.
F
You really need mods to do it properly. But even just using Infernal Rockets for moving parts would be amazing
F
F
F
Richard having to singlehandedly climb out of the wreckage of a radioactive space ambulance after waiting 82 years for rescue on the Mun is the most Kerbal thing
Kerbanauts fell to river in the lego moon!
-HEY
build an ambulance and save them!
I don’t want the SSTO, I literally want the ambulance.
my rovers are so ridiculous compared to this
Richard Kerman's just making a Marvin impression, and waiting a long time for the laughter...
To me, this is one of your coolest videos, Matt.
I guess you could say the mars rover was a failed opportunity, but seriously RIP
I wonder if there is another guy called Richard who is familier with crashes and injuries...
How to Brawls Stars epecially in a white electric car.....
i never thought this game could be funnier, thanks man that was great.
one of my fav ksp vids!
"aerodynamic-ness"
Aerodynamefficiency
"Time is of the essence!" - Matt, 11:21, after an 82 year response delay.
This was a lot of fun, thnaks
This video was uploaded on my birthday thank you
Ah, I see you've rescued Richard from his -burning rimac- moon rover... Does he want some celery?
Is that a ex top gear joke
Use - instead, markdown is different
example: -test-
\-also testing this-
@@hunde2430 grand tour
"Is it really only 6?"
No, it's 8 :P
I love this game and your crafts
This is so awesome!!!!
Talking about blunderbirds, how do I “submit” a blunderbirds “idea”? I just made my first successful legit landing at Duna but the landing legs bounced like a bounce ball and the entire craft except the command pod got destroyed. It’s a full mk1-3 Command Pod with Bill, Valentina and a recruited Kerman named Donsted. They are located slightly south of the northern ice cap. I also planted a flag called “for convenience (but convenience is misspelled) of Matt lowne”. Ps read the plaque
“Simple Mun mission”
;-;
,,I got a heart attack on eelo"
,,okay we'll send an ambulance to your position"
,,How long will it take?"
,,about 30 to 40 years"
,,ok I'll wait"
Bloody genius use of the air brakes!
Old lady: help! I have fallen and i cant get up(meme)
Dispatch ok were on your way
82 years later
Old lady: *dead*
Peramedics: ok ma'am what seems to be the problem
Edit: oh shees dead *leavs*
190 years later
Old lady: that was a long nap wait the hospital isnt here yet i want a refund
I love this. Have you thought about using OPM (outer planets mod) before?
Kerbal expressions crack me up! Richard Kerman was still grinning... or actually looking like he was giggling madly, after 85 years face-down in the dirt!
Matt at the start : He’s been unconscious for 82 years
Matt on the Mun: TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE
"It's getting dark and my battery is low" - Opportunity
or me with a flat tire on my bicycle in the middle of a forest in freaking nowhere...
Noooooo stop
“Moment of silence”
*talks and plays music*
this is like the coolest ksp thing i've seen in a while
Nice, the sirens on the back too.
You know, sound carries better in space, because there is no air to get in the way.
Not to be that guy but I'm pretty sure he is dead
Yeah but he didn’t move......for 82 years
@@dissent1557 he just didn't feel like moving i guess
@@TacticalBaguette For eighty-two years?
Kerbals are gods they never die
do a somewhat accurate recreation of the Opportunity rover (may also include Spirit)
Um. The Opportunity and spirits rover were the same rovers
I just realized this was the perfect set up for a blunderbirds video
I made a ship recently and used the abort as an 11th action group. It activated a docking port's control from here which I surrounded by the Mite SRBs to act as missiles and a targeting system.
R.I.P Oppertunity..
He was a good probe/rover.
He was engulfed by a Martian dust storm..
Oh no...!
Insight!
@@Dogpilot_NordKS yeoch
She*
@@illidril17 It was a fucking robot. No gender buddy
@@diablotry5447 Not just a robot,but the best robot.
With the double wing, why not deploy the elevons as airbrakes?
Matt needs 1 million subs. He is great and my favorite ksp youtuber
I really like the way you do commentary man. Real talk :)
RIP Oppy :(
Hey that's Undertale music lol
Hey
This is my favorite ksp video btw
Love your videos. I frequently binge watch late at night when I can't sleep, good vibes. May I give a suggestion though? Dont worry about keeping the dialogue going. In fact it may be nice to have some intermittent kerbin-esque music in the times where it's difficult to find something to talk about.
Resupply the moon rover mith new (victims) scientists via drop pod!