KSP: The Space Ambulance SSTO!

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  • @wolfywoowab800
    @wolfywoowab800 6 років тому +435

    "He knows how to resuscitate"
    Does mouth to mouth in space to give him air

    • @notlizard5797
      @notlizard5797 4 роки тому +14

      Chest compressions

    • @governmentofshreksswamp6383
      @governmentofshreksswamp6383 4 роки тому

      Well, if u have oxygen , kinda

    • @DarkTheFailure
      @DarkTheFailure 4 роки тому +13

      @@notlizard5797 in a pressure suit. that's like trying to give chest compression to a balloon

    • @zeckfive7574
      @zeckfive7574 4 роки тому +1

      We’re gonna need more ppl and oxygen tanks ah god their falling like dominos

    • @theacidknight6463
      @theacidknight6463 4 роки тому

      no. the moment you took your lips off the air would be yanked out.

  • @traceyjacobsen8544
    @traceyjacobsen8544 5 років тому +159

    "After 82 years... I'm saved..."
    Were his last words... before he died of a heart attack...

  • @andythewong9191
    @andythewong9191 6 років тому +1561

    Richard Kerman “Help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”
    82 years later...
    Matt: Don’t worry, KerbalAlert will save you! *Sends SSTO and Rover*
    Richard Kerman: *Dead*

  • @rexcorvorum4262
    @rexcorvorum4262 5 років тому +502

    He hasn’t moved for 82+ years Matt, I think you’re going to need more than basic resuscitation.

    • @renzo00
      @renzo00 4 роки тому +31

      Probably a burial by now

    • @namename1379
      @namename1379 4 роки тому +23

      @@renzo00 more like get a dust cleaner jesus

    • @rogervanbommel1086
      @rogervanbommel1086 4 роки тому +4

      Yup, immediately start acls and access for brain death by attaching an ecg and eeg monitor(heart and brain respectively)

    • @Iamlurking504
      @Iamlurking504 4 роки тому +5

      My lungs imploded from the initial intro.

    • @therealdeal3562
      @therealdeal3562 3 роки тому

      SHIIZAA

  • @mrsnowman2163
    @mrsnowman2163 6 років тому +1212

    Matt: we don’t want to expose him to radiation. *puts him in a car with rtgs*

    • @VixenOfTheStars_
      @VixenOfTheStars_ 6 років тому +11

      He should've gone with ore tanks...

    • @certifiedpossum8655
      @certifiedpossum8655 6 років тому +36

      They did it the Martian way

    • @VixenOfTheStars_
      @VixenOfTheStars_ 6 років тому +17

      @Mamothdinolover 112 Unless you're just joking, If you haven't noticed... the Kerbals' home planet is Kerbin and Matt isn't using the Real Solar System mod?

    • @OriginalALK
      @OriginalALK 6 років тому

      lmao True

    • @DmackTV
      @DmackTV 5 років тому +2

      A car with rtgs that was stored inside the radioactive spacecraft.

  • @wolfclaw3812
    @wolfclaw3812 6 років тому +65

    "So that any traffic nearby can see us"
    You're on the Mun and there is exactly one other Kerbal, who has been lying there for 82 years and then some

  • @tannerteddo
    @tannerteddo 6 років тому +2147

    He hasn't moved, for 82 years...
    thats called death matt...

    • @alleredetagetafmig
      @alleredetagetafmig 6 років тому +154

      i think you're forgetting something... kerbals are... FUCKING GODS

    • @Calliopa_22
      @Calliopa_22 6 років тому +85

      @@alleredetagetafmig Yes, as their scientists have mathematically proven, Kerbals are indeed "FUCKING GODS".

    • @alleredetagetafmig
      @alleredetagetafmig 6 років тому +48

      @@Calliopa_22 exactly, hail jebediah kerman

    • @nqvy_4546
      @nqvy_4546 6 років тому +69

      I had a breath holding contest with my brother, he won. Hes been down there for 6 hours now!

    • @thedynamicdoggo4155
      @thedynamicdoggo4155 6 років тому +22

      Oliver Christensen yeah I did some science by strapping a kerbal onto an EVA chair......Strapped on a rocket booster and he survived. Try it yourself if you want

  • @Peterscraps
    @Peterscraps 6 років тому +126

    23:42 *Like a glove*

    • @Peterscraps
      @Peterscraps 6 років тому +5

      Actually laughed out loud, too perfect.

    • @robloxboy4131
      @robloxboy4131 4 роки тому +2

      like a glove

    • @Soakedinbleach91
      @Soakedinbleach91 4 роки тому

      E L L L I K E A G L O V E E E E

    • @rowbot5555
      @rowbot5555 3 роки тому

      Like a glove

    • @Quenical
      @Quenical 3 роки тому

      *LIKE A GODDAMN GLOVE*

  • @pseho
    @pseho 6 років тому +719

    gta san andreas Ambulance sound
    I was laughing

    • @TheOnlyMoonman
      @TheOnlyMoonman 5 років тому +9

      The one time I decide to post a comment before reading if anyone else had the same idea... gg

    • @jeremiahkaiser7510
      @jeremiahkaiser7510 5 років тому +5

      i heard it immediately lol

    • @Kurriochi
      @Kurriochi 5 років тому +10

      That's the noise from GTA SA, you can hear some background scraping and braking noises the game if you listen carefully

    • @nonnodacciaio704
      @nonnodacciaio704 5 років тому +1

      @@Kurriochi wow thank you

    • @lentoturmahub8214
      @lentoturmahub8214 5 років тому +4

      Jeremiah Kaiser Are you the German version of Jeb Kerman?

  • @user-po8ri5pq9g
    @user-po8ri5pq9g 5 років тому +27

    23:42 could you imagine after 85 years you are saved, travel millions of miles, and then just feet away from the hospital you get blown up by your insane ambulance driver?

  • @Dille909
    @Dille909 6 років тому +128

    I like the Top Gear style arrival to the hospital.

    • @lukecarroll4080
      @lukecarroll4080 6 років тому +2

      The best style

    • @RuohongZhao
      @RuohongZhao 5 років тому +4

      Shall we call that ambulance the OLIVER?

    • @Dille909
      @Dille909 5 років тому +4

      @@RuohongZhao What i really want to see is a catapult that flings the Patient straight to hospitals fourth floor.

  • @ishanghoshcoutinho4912
    @ishanghoshcoutinho4912 4 роки тому +101

    10:54 ... wait a minute, the Mun is a vacuum. There’s no atmosphere, THERE’S NO SOUND
    I love how that’s what got me and not the fact the Kerbil’s been there for 82 years and has probably died

    • @KSPAtlas
      @KSPAtlas 4 роки тому

      They might use radio emitters

    • @cyborgbob1017
      @cyborgbob1017 4 роки тому

      @@KSPAtlas yup, thats what we wanna hear after being stranded in the mun for 82 YEARS!!

    • @AdamTheCannon
      @AdamTheCannon 3 роки тому

      @Viktor van der Wees kerbal*

    • @ggpickle928
      @ggpickle928 3 роки тому

      @@AdamTheCannon Kerbal*

    • @Cysfer
      @Cysfer 3 роки тому

      Age doesn't apply to Kerbals

  • @livovil
    @livovil 6 років тому +581

    “Time is of the essence.”
    Matt, it's been over 82 years...
    WTF

  • @databaseerror-223
    @databaseerror-223 4 роки тому +224

    You know he's british and not american because:
    1. The driver is on the right
    2. He sends an ambulance instead of an Uber

  • @nickkieth4892
    @nickkieth4892 6 років тому +42

    Bob Kerman gets closer Richard be like oh no gets on knees “I’m fine.” Bob says “nah you still need help” Richard stands up “No really I’m fine”

  • @tmbottegal
    @tmbottegal 4 роки тому +80

    "We'll be there in 82 years!"
    "That will be $150 million, please."
    Jeez, the American healthcare system has gotten way worse.

  • @MegaSkrow
    @MegaSkrow 6 років тому +384

    6 rapiers? I count 8 hmm...

    • @tazman1295
      @tazman1295 6 років тому +5

      I saw that to

    • @Atlas_P
      @Atlas_P 6 років тому +31

      also 4 nuclear engines instead of 2

    • @TheTypoMatser
      @TheTypoMatser 6 років тому +1

      2 nuclear engines?

    • @MattLowne
      @MattLowne  6 років тому +53

      Yeah I'm an idiot lmao

    • @spacious3544
      @spacious3544 6 років тому +7

      @@MattLowne You're not wrong about that

  • @shantanudeshmukh4553
    @shantanudeshmukh4553 6 років тому +101

    You cannot fast travel when atmosphere is nearby

    • @evahxh
      @evahxh 5 років тому +4

      thanks

    • @gonklord499
      @gonklord499 5 років тому +1

      Fallout reference

    • @animationspace8550
      @animationspace8550 4 роки тому +3

      @@gonklord499 mineccraft reference too

    • @kito9238
      @kito9238 4 роки тому +1

      @@animationspace8550 Skyrim reference as well

  • @prakharsrivastava3568
    @prakharsrivastava3568 6 років тому +178

    The siren and tyres skretching sound is probably taken from GTA San Andreas game. Nice work Matt! 👍

    • @starman4346
      @starman4346 4 роки тому +20

      Until u realise space is a vacuum and sound wouldn’t travel in that environment. lol

    • @forbiddentictactoe1734
      @forbiddentictactoe1734 4 роки тому +7

      You do realise that the tire screech is not rockstar's since multiple games used it including the legendary gran turismo 4

    • @Codingale
      @Codingale 4 роки тому +2

      The scratching noise for sure, I've heard that so many times on SA-MP, either being killed or being the medic.

    • @deanromania6748
      @deanromania6748 4 роки тому

      Also GTA 3 and Vice

    • @robloxhd5414
      @robloxhd5414 4 роки тому

      Gta4
      England

  • @evilparkin
    @evilparkin 6 років тому +3

    Neat approach to re-attaching the rover, I like the simplicity. I usually go for putting a small mono-propellant engine on the underside of my rovers, so they can just jet themselves back up to the cargo bay. A double docking port on top helps to make sure the alignment is correct (so the wheels don't clip through the cargo bay once it's closed).
    Also makes for huge fun doing rover parkour around craters - jump off steep ridges and cliffs, use jets to kill velocity as you're approaching the ground so the wheels don't pop/explode. Good times.

  • @trigger7ff6
    @trigger7ff6 6 років тому +73

    "don't trust bill"
    Don't worry, he's just writing his book: The Odyssey by Bill.
    He will not use up all of your fuel to get to Eeloo, Jool, Minmus, Duna, Gilly, and back, I promise.

  • @zephy777
    @zephy777 6 років тому +1

    Matt, that was some really good role playing. I loved your ambulance build. I thought it looked cool. I laughed at the mun rescue when the patient was getting better before the ambulance picked him up the 'miracles'. I also thought it was funny how you said he hasn't move in 82 years. Then finally the approach to the medical wing. The crashing parallel parking was also funny. Thanks.

  • @krakenburger56
    @krakenburger56 6 років тому +181

    Can you do a recreation of the Salyut 7 rescue? AKA the forgotten rescue of a dead space station

    • @Tntexplodeslol
      @Tntexplodeslol 6 років тому +11

      I think you watch curios droid (I do)

    • @krakenburger56
      @krakenburger56 6 років тому +5

      @@Tntexplodeslol ye

    • @sel1114
      @sel1114 6 років тому +1

      Me too🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

    • @jyoschiboi3166
      @jyoschiboi3166 6 років тому +2

      sound cool

    • @mr.salyut7868
      @mr.salyut7868 6 років тому +1

      salyut 7 not forgotten

  • @brysonbirchfield4201
    @brysonbirchfield4201 6 років тому +137

    For you titanic fans:
    "It's been 82 years."

    • @AerodinamicPotatoe
      @AerodinamicPotatoe 5 років тому

      WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

    • @kelidus647
      @kelidus647 5 років тому

      Yes

    • @TURPEG
      @TURPEG 4 роки тому +1

      I don't get this

    • @soup-flavored-soup6613
      @soup-flavored-soup6613 4 роки тому

      I’m pretty sure the events of the titanic movie occurred 82 years before the movie takes place

    • @lordwarspite723
      @lordwarspite723 4 роки тому

      @@soup-flavored-soup6613 in titanic it was 84 years but hey 82 still makes sense

  • @Maple_MK
    @Maple_MK 6 років тому +38

    Opportunity will forever be in our hearts...
    R.I.P "Oppy" 2004 - 2019

  • @refvsluv
    @refvsluv 5 років тому +9

    21:13 - 21:22 too clean how did you do that flip and go from 2000 airspeed to 327 km/h your so good at this that was amazing.

  • @ayushdpandit
    @ayushdpandit 6 років тому +113

    An intresting concept indeed. Loved the video.
    Edit: I really enjoyed how you also talked through the entirity of the dedicated moment of silence.

  • @jaidenester8714
    @jaidenester8714 5 років тому +25

    From 12:10 - 12:20, I thought of a million different uses for Bob.

  • @asianaedan
    @asianaedan 6 років тому +45

    That big crater on the Mun makes it look like the Death Star to me...

    • @zander1152
      @zander1152 6 років тому

      Same

    • @redactedagentdataexpunged9431
      @redactedagentdataexpunged9431 5 років тому

      Oh please. Check out Mimas

    • @asianaedan
      @asianaedan 5 років тому +3

      [REDACTED] Agent [DATA EXPUNGED], Minmus doesn’t look anything like the Death Star.

    • @jetison333
      @jetison333 5 років тому +2

      That's no mun...

    • @jenniferkemp2337
      @jenniferkemp2337 11 місяців тому

      (as SSTO comes closer) mun: *lights up*
      mun: WEEEEEWEP
      mun: BWAWNNNNNNNNNNNN
      SSTO: *is vaporized by laser*
      mun: *aims at kerbin*
      WEEEEWEP... BWAWNNNNNNNN
      [insert kerbin explosion (G.H. ep 10... i think)]

  • @karenglasgow1215
    @karenglasgow1215 5 років тому +35

    Matt: Simple Mun mission
    Me: Why you bully me

  • @MrMathias327
    @MrMathias327 6 років тому +68

    The sirens and blue flashing lights on the bloody space ambulance killed me.

  • @legatelanius9210
    @legatelanius9210 4 роки тому +14

    Richard: passes out
    98 years: pass
    Matt: Time is of the essence!

  • @zerstorer5006
    @zerstorer5006 6 років тому +29

    10:21 And at this moment rescue kerbal falls down from ladder and Matt sends second ambulance to the Mun)

    • @ruby023
      @ruby023 5 років тому

      Your Profile Pic is from HOI4

    • @ploppyjr2373
      @ploppyjr2373 5 років тому

      Gruia Balaban O REALLY GENIUS

  • @zackadiax2414
    @zackadiax2414 6 років тому +2

    RIP Opportunity.
    You ventured where no man has ventured before, and you lived a long and fulfilling life.
    press F to pay respects.

  • @devvratbani5209
    @devvratbani5209 6 років тому +121

    Next video make opportunity rover along with a big memorial statue.
    Ooh and land it on Duna just like in real life. There is a mod for airbags too

    • @douglasparkinson4123
      @douglasparkinson4123 6 років тому +1

      Matt does not use mods

    • @E9X330
      @E9X330 6 років тому +1

      @@douglasparkinson4123 didn't get use Kerbal engineer ?

    • @kasyu1101
      @kasyu1101 6 років тому +1

      boboprime2000 what Douglas meant was that he doesn’t use mods that add parts.

    • @devvratbani5209
      @devvratbani5209 6 років тому +2

      @@kasyu1101 no he did in the nuclear airlines video. The mod was called nuclear age.

    • @redactedagentdataexpunged9431
      @redactedagentdataexpunged9431 5 років тому +1

      @@douglasparkinson4123 what about Scatterer and the EVE and SVE. Also KER

  • @animarthur5297
    @animarthur5297 5 років тому +2

    He hasn't moved for 82 years.
    HE IS TOTALLY NOT DEAD,HE IS JUST UNCONSCIOUS

  • @mrmax128
    @mrmax128 6 років тому +588

    You know he’s Brittish when he puts the steering wheel on the right

  • @squidwardtentacles8910
    @squidwardtentacles8910 5 років тому +1

    i watched youtube for years, seen thousands of vids, and this is the best video i have ever seen

  • @vladimirthor
    @vladimirthor 6 років тому +213

    Good old GTA SA sounds :D

    • @Silverlightnick
      @Silverlightnick 6 років тому +9

      I think Vice City

    • @hunde2430
      @hunde2430 6 років тому +1

      Vice a little

    • @Acid_Burn9
      @Acid_Burn9 6 років тому +4

      actually it can can be any game of the GTA 3D Universe

    • @lolxd4khd141
      @lolxd4khd141 6 років тому

      @@Silverlightnick its SA i played it like a weak ago and that sound are in the gamr

    • @MattLowne
      @MattLowne  6 років тому +11

      Yeah it's San Andreas haha

  • @kuckian
    @kuckian 5 років тому +24

    15:30 OMG

  • @jurassic0015
    @jurassic0015 6 років тому +65

    On a lowly planet slowly speeding it's way to damnation...

  • @Lemorack
    @Lemorack 5 років тому +1

    Nice, the sirens on the back too.
    You know, sound carries better in space, because there is no air to get in the way.

  • @checkers4806
    @checkers4806 6 років тому +6

    Oh mighty Lord Lowne, the glitched landing gear at 21:30 would simulate a malfunction caused by the previous high G-force maneuver in a hardmode playthrough. You can always just have every setting in hardmode besides the quickload and quicksave setting so that you can use them for glitches like so.

  • @SandwichRobot
    @SandwichRobot 6 років тому +1

    Ah I love how even the simplest missions in ksp can take several decades. You leave in 2030 at you come back in 2175 and your in your 100s and it’s been like 173 years... and all you went to do was fix a rover... also R.I.P we miss you oppy! Godspeed you beautiful little space exploring robot. I don’t remember anything about the rover I was maybe 3 when it launched only till about a few years ago did I really start becoming super interested in space. I always had a thing for it but it was really something on the side compared to my other interest now space space exploration etc and sci-fi are now some of my favorite things. I’m proud that I’m growing up during humanity’s start to colonizing space... and discovering more about our universe than ever before.

  • @RealDealFreel
    @RealDealFreel 6 років тому +24

    1:18 you actually may have made an atv for the kerbals

  • @Vincent-sf1uy
    @Vincent-sf1uy 3 роки тому +1

    ,,I got a heart attack on eelo"
    ,,okay we'll send an ambulance to your position"
    ,,How long will it take?"
    ,,about 30 to 40 years"
    ,,ok I'll wait"

  • @DanSher
    @DanSher 6 років тому +180

    Just launch entire medical center, it's way more simpler

    • @MCPilot1201
      @MCPilot1201 5 років тому +17

      Well it is the Kerbal way

    • @salad5067
      @salad5067 5 років тому +14

      Just lanch a quarter of the world to the moon for lots of hospitals

    • @DanSher
      @DanSher 5 років тому +9

      @@salad5067 Entire freaking planet

    • @Sinstarclair
      @Sinstarclair 5 років тому +4

      Just put hospitals on missiles and launch them in Mun

    • @whitelight0
      @whitelight0 5 років тому +5

      KSP: landing Jool on tekto

  • @clerikofsweden7385
    @clerikofsweden7385 6 років тому +1

    Richard Kerman's just making a Marvin impression, and waiting a long time for the laughter...

  • @mildlyangrymarsupial6775
    @mildlyangrymarsupial6775 6 років тому +37

    6 rapiers he says......
    Might want to count again....

    • @jameskivenko
      @jameskivenko 6 років тому +3

      He also says 2 nuclear engines... oh matt...

  • @vilmaburakiene8726
    @vilmaburakiene8726 5 років тому +17

    For the rover
    Oh, say! can you see by the dawn's early light
    What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming;
    Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight,
    O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
    And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
    Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there:
    Oh, say! does that star-spangled banner yet wave
    O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
    On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
    Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
    What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
    As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
    Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
    In fully glory reflected now shines in the stream:
    'Tis the star-spangled banner! Oh, long may it wave
    O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!
    And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
    That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion
    A home and a country should leave us no more?
    Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution!
    No refuge could save the hireling and slave
    From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave:
    And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
    O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
    Oh, thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
    Between their loved home and the war's desolation!
    Blest with victory and peace, may the heav'n-rescued land
    Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation!
    Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
    And this be our motto: "In God is our trust":
    And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
    O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

  • @RaimarLunardi
    @RaimarLunardi 6 років тому +32

    first seconds of the vid: "Hey, I made a rover like tha........., nevermind..."

  • @coldwater8350
    @coldwater8350 5 років тому

    Now I'm american but I lived in England for 8 years and by far the best part of the video is when he puts the wheel on the right.

  • @y_afaneh1962
    @y_afaneh1962 6 років тому +196

    Build an opportunity rover.

  • @gustavs3n396
    @gustavs3n396 4 роки тому +1

    Kerbanauts fell to river in the lego moon!
    -HEY
    build an ambulance and save them!

  • @jujubean7664
    @jujubean7664 6 років тому +37

    Yeah, surely he can wait in that position for 82 years

  • @smokingsnake8276
    @smokingsnake8276 4 роки тому +1

    everybody gangsta till you fall to the floor and can't get up so an ambulance comes from space to help you out 82 years later

  • @databaseerror-223
    @databaseerror-223 6 років тому +90

    I think after 30years of not moving you can't help him any more🤣

    • @1degRazz
      @1degRazz 6 років тому +6

      Per Apmann 82 years

    • @vitalfir46
      @vitalfir46 6 років тому +14

      @@1degRazz
      3 kerbal years equals one Earth year. 82÷3= 28 years

    • @diablotry5447
      @diablotry5447 5 років тому +1

      @@vitalfir46 He's still wrong

    • @diablotry5447
      @diablotry5447 5 років тому

      @@vitalfir46 And who's to say that matt wasn't referring to Earth years in the first place?

    • @vitalfir46
      @vitalfir46 5 років тому

      @@diablotry5447
      Technically hes not since the math proves it and we know Matt isn't talking about Earth years because of the two videos that came out before this one. This video ties in to the end of this video ua-cam.com/video/CGiqnmFrnu0/v-deo.html and this one ua-cam.com/video/kzop92JET34/v-deo.html takes place chronologically in between the first video and this one. The entire mission time of the Eeloo mission was almost 85 kerbal years as can be seen in the vid

  • @kyleclark6997
    @kyleclark6997 6 років тому +1

    Think Richard got up after he figured out Bob 'Dropout' Kerman was going to be his doctor. "No Bob, I'm fine. Just took an 80 year nap, that's all."

  • @asianaedan
    @asianaedan 6 років тому +16

    I don’t want the SSTO, I literally want the ambulance.

  • @noodleoflake965
    @noodleoflake965 6 років тому +1

    Matt Lowne: Goes to mun and duna.
    Me: *Never goes past Kerbin Orbit in fear of them dying.*

  • @kaltenstein7718
    @kaltenstein7718 6 років тому +34

    Matt, you have to call nasa and offer to rescue Opportunity with the blunderbirds!

    • @DrPog
      @DrPog 6 років тому

      Kaltenstein Müller lol

    • @redactedagentdataexpunged9431
      @redactedagentdataexpunged9431 5 років тому

      @@DrPog you stole my idea

    • @kevinzheng7373
      @kevinzheng7373 4 роки тому

      @@redactedagentdataexpunged9431 Did you copyright the phrase "lol"? XD you're gonna be pissed when you find out you, stole, my, and idea are all commonly used words.

    • @redactedagentdataexpunged9431
      @redactedagentdataexpunged9431 4 роки тому

      @@kevinzheng7373 no I was saying that I was going to say lol, but he did it first

    • @kevinzheng7373
      @kevinzheng7373 4 роки тому

      @@redactedagentdataexpunged9431 I know. Just feeling a bit petty today. Sorry.

  • @Unammedacc
    @Unammedacc 6 років тому +2

    82 years laters, Bob is driving an ambulance :
    "Time is the essence here !"

  • @AoooR
    @AoooR 6 років тому +22

    my rovers are so ridiculous compared to this

  • @yourfriend8052
    @yourfriend8052 5 років тому +7

    I guess you could say the mars rover was a failed opportunity, but seriously RIP

  • @swedishbloke
    @swedishbloke 6 років тому +4

    Talking about blunderbirds, how do I “submit” a blunderbirds “idea”? I just made my first successful legit landing at Duna but the landing legs bounced like a bounce ball and the entire craft except the command pod got destroyed. It’s a full mk1-3 Command Pod with Bill, Valentina and a recruited Kerman named Donsted. They are located slightly south of the northern ice cap. I also planted a flag called “for convenience (but convenience is misspelled) of Matt lowne”. Ps read the plaque

  • @Megacat8199
    @Megacat8199 5 років тому +5

    11:23 “time is of the essence”
    It’s been 82 years

    • @redspy5011
      @redspy5011 4 роки тому

      Leaving a mark ignore me... 7:14

  • @zhongxina5627
    @zhongxina5627 6 років тому +9

    I wonder if there is another guy called Richard who is familier with crashes and injuries...

    • @speedpoint7280
      @speedpoint7280 4 роки тому +1

      How to Brawls Stars epecially in a white electric car.....

  • @edward04
    @edward04 5 років тому +2

    To me, this is one of your coolest videos, Matt.

  • @skywalker0195
    @skywalker0195 5 років тому +6

    True GTA players will familliarize that ambulance noise

  • @eekee6034
    @eekee6034 3 роки тому

    Kerbal expressions crack me up! Richard Kerman was still grinning... or actually looking like he was giggling madly, after 85 years face-down in the dirt!

  • @Salohkin11
    @Salohkin11 5 років тому +4

    "Time is of the essence!" - Matt, 11:21, after an 82 year response delay.

  • @scottwilliams846
    @scottwilliams846 2 роки тому

    I made a ship recently and used the abort as an 11th action group. It activated a docking port's control from here which I surrounded by the Mite SRBs to act as missiles and a targeting system.

  • @georgedog326
    @georgedog326 5 років тому +6

    "aerodynamic-ness"
    Aerodynamefficiency

  • @jaidenester8714
    @jaidenester8714 5 років тому +1

    Kerbals in a nutshell: weird yellowish people that can craft spacesuits which supply the wearer with oxygen, food, and water for 82 years, but can’t build basic rockets on their own and need the help of a godlike being in the form of the player to help them do so.

  • @politicsiscool1331
    @politicsiscool1331 6 років тому +19

    Ah, I see you've rescued Richard from his -burning rimac- moon rover... Does he want some celery?

    • @hunde2430
      @hunde2430 6 років тому +2

      Is that a ex top gear joke

    • @brzo.
      @brzo. 6 років тому

      Use - instead, markdown is different
      example: -test-
      \-also testing this-

    • @E9X330
      @E9X330 6 років тому

      @@hunde2430 grand tour

  • @cyberbrunk
    @cyberbrunk 4 роки тому +2

    Richard having to singlehandedly climb out of the wreckage of a radioactive space ambulance after waiting 82 years for rescue on the Mun is the most Kerbal thing

    • @Concavenator_corcovatus
      @Concavenator_corcovatus 5 місяців тому

      And I con only Jeb was like hanging from his seatbelt in the cab like, “please, 5 stars.”

  • @squallloire
    @squallloire 6 років тому +4

    "Is it really only 6?"
    No, it's 8 :P

  • @pineapp-les94
    @pineapp-les94 2 роки тому

    Matt needs 1 million subs. He is great and my favorite ksp youtuber

  • @pbw_
    @pbw_ 6 років тому +3

    “Moment of silence”
    *talks and plays music*

  • @wino0000006
    @wino0000006 5 років тому +1

    10:52 - fun fact: you can't hear sound signals on the Moon... oh wait it's Mun.

  • @gdtherealpanemic8384
    @gdtherealpanemic8384 5 років тому +4

    How does the sirens work on moon ? There is no air

  • @MiJi_29
    @MiJi_29 3 роки тому +1

    This was ironically funny when it comes to the Plot, but still the best stock he've made

  • @seanmal93
    @seanmal93 6 років тому +31

    Not to be that guy but I'm pretty sure he is dead

    • @dissent1557
      @dissent1557 6 років тому +1

      Yeah but he didn’t move......for 82 years

    • @TacticalBaguette
      @TacticalBaguette 6 років тому +3

      @@dissent1557 he just didn't feel like moving i guess

    • @illidril17
      @illidril17 5 років тому

      @@TacticalBaguette For eighty-two years?

    • @Calciumgod1
      @Calciumgod1 5 років тому

      Kerbals are gods they never die

  • @Logstudent1988
    @Logstudent1988 5 років тому +1

    i never thought this game could be funnier, thanks man that was great.

  • @salad5067
    @salad5067 5 років тому +15

    Old lady: help! I have fallen and i cant get up(meme)
    Dispatch ok were on your way
    82 years later
    Old lady: *dead*
    Peramedics: ok ma'am what seems to be the problem
    Edit: oh shees dead *leavs*
    190 years later
    Old lady: that was a long nap wait the hospital isnt here yet i want a refund

  • @Vivionto
    @Vivionto 5 років тому

    Richard is like a tourist attraction
    “On your left you can see a dead body, just a dead body nothing special”

  • @acr_-kj8gd
    @acr_-kj8gd 6 років тому +6

    do a somewhat accurate recreation of the Opportunity rover (may also include Spirit)

  • @Jonassoe
    @Jonassoe 6 років тому

    Gotta be honest, I really enjoy this slightly more whimsical style of yours, like sending a literal ambulance to the Mun. Maybe you should send a firetruck to Laythe next or something!

  • @audigex
    @audigex 5 років тому +5

    With the double wing, why not deploy the elevons as airbrakes?

  • @aldo-0596
    @aldo-0596 5 років тому +1

    An SSTO that’s like an airliner is an expreSSTO

  • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
    @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 6 років тому +3

    "It's getting dark and my battery is low" - Opportunity

    • @chrisakaschulbus4903
      @chrisakaschulbus4903 4 роки тому

      or me with a flat tire on my bicycle in the middle of a forest in freaking nowhere...

    • @Black-vt5vb
      @Black-vt5vb 4 роки тому

      Noooooo stop

  • @KermeqProductions634
    @KermeqProductions634 3 роки тому +1

    10:54 fun fact: in a vacuum because there is no oxygen the mun can’t make sound

  • @antan2329
    @antan2329 4 роки тому +3

    “Simple Mun mission”
    ;-;

  • @iamseamonkey6688
    @iamseamonkey6688 5 років тому +1

    richards distress signal was sent via internet explorer

  • @murphle
    @murphle 6 років тому +4

    I love this. Have you thought about using OPM (outer planets mod) before?

  • @fantasytrain42
    @fantasytrain42 3 роки тому

    After waiting 80+ years you seemed to be in quite a hurry to get the ambulance to him. Loved the ambulance siren. Added realism.

  • @MickShoemaker17
    @MickShoemaker17 6 років тому +7

    R.I.P Oppertunity..
    He was a good probe/rover.
    He was engulfed by a Martian dust storm..
    Oh no...!
    Insight!

  • @PooGEr97
    @PooGEr97 4 роки тому +1

    Love your videos. I frequently binge watch late at night when I can't sleep, good vibes. May I give a suggestion though? Dont worry about keeping the dialogue going. In fact it may be nice to have some intermittent kerbin-esque music in the times where it's difficult to find something to talk about.

  • @greenishspacedude577
    @greenishspacedude577 6 років тому +4

    RIP Oppy :(

  • @mrmcmoustache9615
    @mrmcmoustache9615 6 років тому +1

    Me: *notices kerbal parking*
    Also me: haha I am a great driving trainer