Absolute Mad Lads - Al Capone
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No dorr
He was a good lad
Thanks for the durink daddy!
ah oh
No
“You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.” - Al Capone
Ye, true dat.
this is good one for the advertisment
You can carve a smile on a persons face with a gun.
"asdlgjlk agniekködfiöo pngrpdknfg" -Al Capone with neurosyphilis
Imagine the damage you could do with a smile and two guns
"They all get punches in the face, whether a pal or gal!"
- Al Capone, the original Feminist.
Did he really say that? That’s hilarious! 😂
@@JMiN___ Haha
"You get a punch! And you get a punch! And you get a punch! You all get punches!!" *thunderous applause*
Women deserve equal rights! And lefts!
Syphilis brain enthralled feminism is the creme de la creme of the matriarchy!
Al Capone: Murder & Theft
Cops: I sleep
Al Capone: Tax Evasion
Cops: *REAL SHIT*
does the goverment lose anything from wagecucks being killed or fucked over?
@@natey9190 But more people killed means less taxes. It's why they're anti suicide.
That's such a fucking dead meme
@@raymondclifford6742 Or so you say to an eight month old comment.
@@ssholum fair enough.
English Speakers: "Murder."
Scots: "Mulduddle."
everytime he says hit he sounds like hes gagging
or got a bad case of the hiccups
You should hear them say Squirrel or Burglar Alarm
Muhr-duh.
Och NAW! Not anathurl MULRLDHURH!!!!
I'm only here for the Raid: Shadow legends advert
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@@not___evan5507 don't forget to use the link in the description for 100,000 free sliver and epic champion.
@Mike Oxenfire keep going man please update us on how many you end up doing
pathetic im here for the ad and the magikarp in the background
Uninstall it
Al Capone: *Has stroke
Al Capone: *Doesn't die
Al Capone: *Contracts Bronchopneumonia
Al Capone: *Doesn't die
Al Capone: *Has heart attack
Al Capone: *Gets revived
Al Capone: *Dies of heart failure
God: Stay down, final warning.
Next is a lightning strike, but luckily he didn't get back up.
@@Matt_10203 or so you think
Matt if the lightning didn’t work then total organ failure is the plan g
@@khurelbatbayanbat7913 And if that somehow failed, God was just going to take a page out of Joseph Joestar's book of tricks and yeet him into space, where Al Capone would eventually stop thinking.
survives alcoholism
Skipping through the Raid sponsorship:
...a new faction...
...Italian immigrants...
oh wow
nvm skipped too much
That’s me on every yt vid
Change your skip length to five seconds.
the only thing that makes me somewhat sad about dank. That games stupid trash with alot of money.
@Hunter Ansorge I don't know what your saying. I make great money and don't need to be sponsored by a garbage game . The reason it annoys me is its barley even a game and dank has been a moralistic fellow for awhile so it's weird he sells out to them. Though we all gotta make money. Honestly if you read this comment how much would an add spot cost? I'd happily throw you a few hundred bucks for a shout out lol.
@@drakoinx Dank's channel was demonotized for a year and a half. Raid literally paid for his baby. It's not "barely a game" either. You might not like mobile games, which is fine they are all preditory with their money grabbing, but they are games regardless.
"And Johnny Torrio, a man that Al Capone would end up regarding as his mentor."
So you're saying he was the.... Tu-Torrio
This has 44 likes but that fucking mongoloid above you goin “durr Hillary Clinton is the most successful gangster ever durrr” has over 300. I hate the world
@@SunG0D936
Cry more libshitter.
@@GoyBenius_0901 silly republican't
Seems like we can do a lot.
You deserve a Glasgow smile for that
Absolute Mad Lads: Vlad the Impaler
This would be a good one. Dracula was the first one to use biological warfare :D
Temüjin Borjigin What do mean first to use biological warfare? The classics were slinging shit well before Dracula
@@funnyguy5746 Not like Vlad
To be fair Ghengis you would also be a goodd cannidate for absolute Mad Lads
@@alpharius8264 Yes I would
"He had a pretty decent marriage for a criminal..."
Proceeds to get syphilis...
Tbf syphilis was probably a problem they had to deal w as a couple
How did al Capone get syphilis anyway dankula didn't really explain
@@sleepygrouch8361 Having sex with people who have syphilis. I don't think Dank needs to explain that...
@@sleepygrouch8361 banging hookers
@@sleepygrouch8361 He said it happened while he was working with a brothel. So we can assume.
Capone fan: That scar makes you look badass!
Capone: It makes me look like I don't know how to duck.
The IRS is scarier than all of the world's armies combined
The irs are thugs
Lol nah
Not even the joker wanted to mess with the irs
Pussy lol typical cat person. Totally whipped by society - sad.
@@TheRealJaded what's that gotta do with liking cats 💀 Go against the IRS, I dare you lmao
“I’m crazy enough to take on Batman but the I.R.S.?! NO THANKYOU!” - The Joker
That scene popped into my head as well. Lol
Peter Banderas same
First thing that came to mind
we really do live in a society
Glad to see like minded people in comments
"No one knew who Al Capone's successor was."
It's almost as if he erased his existence...
Holy shit is tha-jo reference? Huh that was weird.
Kono Yoni Wa Kekka Dake Da Nokuru.
delete
scotcheggable this is as many JoJokes as this video needs. This was clever, and I feel like any more than this would qualify as spam 😂
Wow
Wow
Wow
Wow
Wow
Wow
Wow
Wow
“I may be crazy enough to fight a man in a bat suit, but the IRS? NOOOOO THANK YOU!?!”
-Joker
When on the run, Capone once stayed in my great grandad’s barn for a few days. Al just showed up one day, and my grandfather - being a smart man - didn’t argue.
“Great grandad” “grandfather” which is it?
@@Foxy.Tea. he was my great grandfather, but he was around enough that I just called him grandpa
@@Foxy.Tea. I smell some bullshit!
@@Foxy.Tea. lol please god be kidding
@@Foxy.Tea. his grandfather probably inherited his great grandfathers barn which is where he hid
makes sense once you consider the barns ownership could have been transferred
"Getting stabbed in the face is part of Scottish culture"
You are all mad lads.
@White Cleric ah I figured it out Scottish people = Nazis.
Thanks
Hero Gamlo tysm ♥️
*slashed
@Milk and six million cookies Dueling scars was more an imperial German thing, a lot of older nazis just ended up having them because they grew up with the culture that glorified fencing. It was well out of fashion by the time the nazis kicked off.
"He even got on the cover of time magazine"
So did Adolf.
Wait really?
Time magazine was actually pretty damn Anti-Semitic back in the day. No joke.
BrightDrake _99 I think he was the 1933 man of the year, so he was obviously already a bad person, at this point all he had done was use anti semitism to get into power, but he hadn’t created the concentration camps yet. So basically all he did at this point was use hatred to get power and fix Germany’s economy. So I can see how this could happen. Also a lot of people didn’t like Jewish people at the time
@@rickharrison1887
People have hated Jews throughout history. In a rather morbid Irony Hitler's actions ended up making antisemitism unpopular.
Absolute wow
Al Capone on Chicago in 2020: "Damn this city is violent!!"
Capone would, unironically, make the city more safe.
Al Capone is like that one spoiled rich kid telling his parents to make his problems go away, except he's the kid and the parents at the same time.
I love how accurate this is
“i'm crazy enough to take on batman, but the IRS? No thank you!” - The Joker
k
Pro state propaganda.
down with the state
@@reginald8623 *BEGONE ANARCHIST*
@@MrBao-yt7bk pig
Absolute Mad Lads: John McAfee
Fuck yes
Yes this! You might even get an interview lol
That man is on another level, great suggestion
wunderwaffenhund Dual wielding pistols while having consensual sex with a whale for an ancient Polynesian manhood ritual
protecter of computers
"Are you suggesting that I, the dean of this college, go to a speakeasy when you haven't even given me the address?"
~ Groucho Marx
Still genius after 70-plus years, thank you for this.
Good old Mr grease paint mustache
A few years before she died my great grandmother told me the story of answering a knock at the door and when she opened it it was Al Capone. He was there to do business with her father. She described him as one of the most courteous and pleasant men she had ever met. Then, when she grew and learned of his deeds, she was mortified. Goes to show you never can be sure if you are looking into the eyes of a true killer.
Sounds like your grandmother was full of shit.
Oh for sure and then he clapped and gave her $100
mate 100 is too much for that time, try $5@@Confused_Dog
@@Confused_Dog Capone worked with hundreds of thousands of people over the course of his career. Fast forward a century and the direct descendants of people he worked with must be in the millions. It really isn't that unlikely, especially considering that someone with that family history would be more likely than most to seek out a video like this
"but, the thing that finally brought down Al Capone, is a thing that everyone hates. Something so vile; so evil; so diabolical; that it can make even the strongest of men weep."
"Cancer?"
"Taxes."
Never mess with americas money
CrazzyJ0123 I thought taxes
Dont forget the syphilis..
CrazzyJ0123 don’t fuck with the IRS
Cuz u can buy politicians but as soon as your not paying your dues to tax then your ass is fucking grass as far as tax collectors are concerned
Dont fuck with the IRS
Im still waiting for “Absolute Mad Lads: Hitler”
when the moody kid in art class is angrily scribbling muttering to himself, "I'll show them".
that'll be the series finale
Most people don't know that he was an absolute unit in world war 1 and literally talked his way out of getting shot by a British soldier on the battlefield. That'd be a pretty amazing video.
Special guest: everyone's favourite pug!
Special guest pug
Al Capone:"you can't defeat me"
FBI: "I know but he can"
IRS: "makes a dramatic entrance"
Highly underrated comment
"Anime fight music starts playing"
1920: One of the most infamous Mob Bosses.
2019: Jerry, who is a 40 year old virgin.
Toxic masculinity has been crushed by the people! Huzzah for feminism! Also, lets never wash or shave our twats and eat as much as we possibly can.
bro chill im only 17 not 40
Polo organized crime in which you ruin thousands of peoples lives and make an industry of their suffering and fear: manly. ah, good to know.
@@UrFellaJerry
"I'm only 17 not 40"
That's exactly what a 40 year old virgin would say... 🤔
@@RussianBot-xu7wl *Said the Russian bot*
“These people wanted to sell alcohol by themselves and refused to buy any alcohol from Al Capone...”
*Oh.. so he turned them in? Snitched on them and got them arrested?*
“So he had them bombed....”
*Oh.*
“...And 100 people died”
*Oh no.*
Nicky snitching is a good way to get snitched on. Can’t snitch if they’re dead.
Tyler ikr? The bombs were brutish, but he understood fundamentally “when someone was too difficult to be worth the trouble” kinda thing. Still extremely barbaric. Predecessor to ISIS kek
@@YayaBunWa Lol, Capone was on the wrong side of the prohibition to be on the same side as ISIS.
The dude actually managed to order a bombing run from a fucking plane over the American Soil? Or were they IED?
More than likely a few sticks of dynamite.
Probably stolen from a quarry or something from somewhere around the northeast.
My uncle told me a story that there was a day in Chicago where all crime stopped under orders from Al Capone (due to mourning a family death or something of the sort). For the next 24 hours Al capo forbid crime of any kind from occuring. Supposedly there was a day where Chicago saw not a single robbery, killing, theft, or any petty crime occured out of respect or due to fear of retaliation from the Capone organization... Not sure if it's true or not, but it's an interesting tale of the kind of influence Ale Capone had on the city of Chicago. Supposedly Chicago's crime rate went way down with Al Capone in control.
Probably went down because it was under reported and/or the numbers fudged by crooked officials in the chain of command
He sounds so depressed while doing the raid promotion
Shitty iPhone 'game' for 4-5 year olds
Punches female teacher in the face
"Thot patrolled"
If he had punched a male teacher though he would have just "punched his teacher".
What a pro-gamer move
Isn't it a vibe check instead because the teacher was catholic? *thonk*
Thot vanquished
"You wanna pick on people who can't defend themselves?" *throws money* "Pay for his funeral"
Boardwalk Empire is such a good show.
'Fact..otum'
I’m digging the profile, AS YOU WERE
RG 12 my man, mad fer it LG X
@@rothaarige3896 I didn't mind her in the first few seasons where she served to explore Nucky's character, but that plot with her and Joe Kennedy was fucking pointless filler.
Al Capone: I.m the king of Chicago ! Nobody and nothing can bring me down !
Taxes and STDs: Allow us to introduce ourselves...
In Greece the therm 'chicago' is used, til' this day, as an adjective to reinforce something wild and unlawful.
I can’t be the only one that wants to hear his stories of almost getting slashed.
blablablablabla “He defrauded a major corporation.”
The jocks for ya init. Probs had slashed 50 people that night before they caught up with danks
10 out of every 20 people in glasgow have probably nearly been chibbed
kysjah I live about 40 minutes out of Glasgow and over the summer 3 young teens got slashed in my area...it’s a thing that happens.
nah man
"Pay your taxes"
- Al Capone, 1931
DARTHMOBIUS, dude. There are taxes for every town, city, county, state aside from on the national level. Anywhere you live in the United States you are obligated to pay taxes. Theres taxes on almost everything. You can go a long time without paying your taxes sure but they will eventually come after you regardless of what you say or do. You refuse to pay and they send you to prison. You can work out agreements with the government to make payments on your taxes but you can't just outright avoid paying your taxes lol.
Source: am american who has been audited and who met his wife in the process 😀
My late Great-Grandfather, bless his soul, is an absolute mad lad. My aunt and him were touring at Alcatraz and they were just standing there, when he said the most out of the blue thing ever. He was just standing there at the rail when he told her that his Godfather was Al Capone's right-hand man. I cannot remember his name though unfortunately.
In the German Army of old, a scar showed that you had been engaged in saber battle. It was such a mark of honor, some actually faked them with a razor, then embedding a horsehair in the cut, then ripping it out when half-healed to make the scar more prominent.
"Let you drink it in for a second."
"Remember to stay hydrated."
What the fuck is that anyway?
@@Len_M. It's a Magikarp, a fish Pokemon, just... edited just a touch :D
I was very distracted the entire video
@@Len_M. THICCKARP
I think that’s a hentai reference on his computer screen... By god... WHAT THE F*** is that?! WHAT IS THAT PRIVATE PYLE?!
"I don't even know what street Canada is on." - Al Capone
Bruh awesome name!!!
Ted Fundy The Bay Of Fundy
It wasn’t Canadians helping the American underworld, it was also italian crooks here looking to line their pockets by helping smuggle booz to the states
Dylan L Ontario has had its own fair share of shady underworld characters too, such as Rocco Perri (Canada’s Al Capone, or King of the bootleggers), or Johnny Pops Papalia, once an enforcer for a family from NYC expanding their reach here in Canada, Mr. Pops ended up running his own rackets and what not in and around Toronto after earningg a few stripes and some protection from bigger families.. he was eventually whacked tho in a gangland hit in one of Canada’s more.. shady towns.
All in all, even with street gangs on a rise as the demand for drugs grow in Ontario, it’s for certain that most if not all of it is still run by a very secretive underworld. Bikers had a scene in ontario, but they bowed to the mob and were quickly dismembered by the police anyway, most likely still italian crooks with nicer suits running things still
I don’t support these shmucks one bit. Ontario has a really low crime rate thanks to more organized gangs running things who have the power to keep the peace and the money flowing, but a lot of innocent lives have been lost. They love to blow up cafes and restaurants, or murder any thoughts of competition, the police are paid off and with the heavy history of corruption in ontario, the mafia have thrived here since the early 1900s without question. These are bad men who have plagued communities across southern Ontario in the name of earning a few extra bucks to blow on nice cars and fancy dinners.
Does anyone think there should be a mad lads video on Varg Vikernes because he's done some crazy things or even John Mcafee?
dndjdw jdjdks
I second the notion for Varg
dead first
Varg isn't nearly as mad a most people in his videos. He's got 1 kill and 7 kids. That's it.
@@bakshev "he's got 1 kill and 7 kids"...
So... how old was the kill?
he is still out there isnt he?
He would rather be called Snorky than Scarface? That’s a real gangster right there 😂
"It almost seemed as if there was a higher power at work making sure all of his appeals failed..."
"... CAN RELATE."
“I won’t do ted bundy because his story has been done to death and is really popular”
*Capone mad lad*
Tbf gangster tend to be more interesting then serial killers.
Al capone is more famous but the internet is 70 percent true crime at this point.
I don't agree with your comment. I liked so I could make the likes 420 on 4/20
Green river killer would be way better than ted, how many did ted kill, less than 20? Green river had more than 75 confirmed.
Stuart Mccuaig but Gary ridgeway was a little bitch
Love the Boardwalk Empire version of him. They kinda leaned into the coked up psychotic version of him but it was such a brilliant performance that they were still able to humanize him quite a bit. One of the best shows of all time.
My dads buddy used to own a bar Capone used to brew his own beer...
It was pretty cool. The place was supposedly haunted
-Widow McCleary’s
"His father was a barber and his mother was a seamstress", sounds like the beginning of an epic poem.
Or an Irish tap dancing song
Or alternate lyrics for The House of the Rising Sun.
@@redswasted8624 lol
My mother was a seamstress
She sewed my new blue jeans
My father was a shavin’ man
Down in Kentucky
Frank Gusenberg: Literally has *14 bullet holes* in his body
Frank Gusenberg: No OnE ShOt mE!
I dont think you understand
Oh no, I understand why he said it, code of Omertà and all.
I’m just surprised the police accepted that as a valid response.
@@XXStrong1 I don't think they actually took it as legit but probably realized they woupdnt get anything out of him with how he answered
That was just Frabk Gusenburg's stand, he could manifest Bullets in his Chest Cavity. It wasn't a very good Stand.
@@catdogfishdogcats [Emperor's Clothes] - Whereas Emperor is a gun, Emperor's Clothes lives up to the tale by shooting the stand user. Possibly the most self-defeating stand since [Cheap Trick]
I live and grew up in Illionois, specificly the greater Chicago area. Stories are still told about him, relayed from people who interacted with him to their children, and he's still taught about in schools for at least a few days. He's almost an urban legend honestly, in the way that he won't go away and everyone knows about him, except it's not just in urban areas. Mad lad.
This has given me a lot of inspiration for how to portray a thieves' guild in DnD. I never really thought about how organized crime was, well, organized, but this paints a pretty clear picture.
"Ey, Capone? How can we cover our tracks through fields-"
"COW SHOES"
@Dimitri Telvanni got em.
Dimitri Telvanni damn
You wot m8?
Typical coke addict thinking lmfao
Even Joker doesn't mess with the IRS!
Because getting busted for an unoriginal thing that have jailed lesser men would kill the joke
The Thompson submachine gun wasnt really used by the mob
@@abrakadabra4966 they probably used similar weapons but they were all referred to by a Popular Incorrect but umbrella Term Tommie Gun. It's sort of like how apple was the name for "Fruit", so probably a broad series of weapons that were automatic or Semiautomatic were referred to as Tommie Guns
Even Walter White aka "Heisenberg" had to tone down due to the threat if getting an audit.
Getting millions of illegal money isn't hard. The trick is to successfully launder that money.
@@chriscormac231 He's scared of the IRS, genuinely.
My mom was a home nurse for a boss and he told all his stories. His son would constantly tell my mom, "you know my pop is just crazy. None of that happened"
My mom would just smile and shake her head then tell me "it all happened" she would have me pulling old newspapers bc she knew of half the story from the news
I'm re-watching all the mad lad intros just to see the evolution of the Raid Shadow Legends promotion.
During the last days of his life, Al Capone enjoyed his final days fishing...
... in his backyard swimming pool.
Even the Joker's afraid of the IRS...
I WILL REIGN I’ll never forget that episode lol
“But the IRS?
Noooo thank you!”
In the words of Saul, "If they can get Al Capone they can get you."
My great grandfather was a lookout for alcohol smugglers when he was a kid. He basically used signals to say if the coast was clear or if the cops were around. So at like 12 years old, he was a smoker and drinker in Michigan.
Absolute Mad Lads: Ghengis Kahn
The man's practically birthed Asia
And a bit of Europe
"Remember to stay hydrated."
*sips*
Am strangle hard
Bring a towel
i cant stop looking at it
@@miwoj why would you want to stop.
Just remember to pay your taxes, but more importantly:
Stay hydrated.
Thanks Jesus
Yea thanks jesus
Fuck off satan, noone likes you.
@@Hamsterdami Jesus Christ Jesus Christ, you don't have to be such a meanie bo beanie about it.
Community Manager Jesus Christ your dad is gay
This series is honestly a very entertaining, informative history lesson
Buddy, the more I watch your channel, the more i come to the realisation that you're a once in a lifetime - genius storyteller. I'd love to see you level up and go for some insane high production documentary thinger. You've done Scotland proud ma son. :)
Youre his dad?
@@leeenfield703 Man, you're a comedy legend! Nice one mate
Al “punch her in the face” Capone
Top kek
Hahaha! I like that better than “Scarface”!! Not sure how Al would have liked it though!!!🤔😂🤣
Al is one of the few thot patrol pioneers.
mad lad- Pablo escobar.
his brother wrote an excellent biography on him actually
John Gotti would be a good one too
nice pick mate
I mean, bringing effing hippos to the amazon has to count towards the Mad Lad point count.
Escobar, in my view, is the spiritual successor to Capone. Humble beginnings, climbs up the ladder with nothing but willpower and some business savvy, reaches the top of a massive organization only to expand it further, only to be taken down in his mid-40s by a bunch of Federal agents with no fucks left to give.
Eh, his story is mainstream. I prefer Heriberto Lazcano (Z - 3 as he's known) the most feared narco to have ever lived. Most narcos are somewhat praised for helping communities and even viewed as saints. Not Z - 3 though, he was a ruthless warmonger who became infamous for his "tamales" incident.
..and after Capone contracted syphilis.. He punched a woman in the face.
I read that Capone was pretty important in the spread of Jazz music during a time when Black musicians were not allowed to play in regular music halls. He also paid them well which was also an anomaly. He loved Jazz apparently.
The moral of this story get treated for syphilis early
And pay the tax man.
@@UnprofessionalProfessor The modern Tax system is a very well managed extortion racket. It's not voluntary and is inforced under the threat and use of violence and imprisonment.
The governments of today will be seen as one of the many crime syndicates of yesterday. All the horrors they've commited, from drone strikes, to the starving of millions of people to death over trade sanctions will be carefully documented in fine detail within all the history books of the future.
@@rebelglory5898 You... don't seem to understand as much as you think you do.
@@rebelglory5898 And?
@@rebelglory5898 Easy there, McVeigh.
Prohibition: fails miserably
Beto: DO IT AGAIN BUT WITH GUNS
And the Right Wing Mafia is born.
What is the War on Drugs? A better comparision
Fun fact: Fleming who discovered penicillin which treats syphilis to this day was actually a scotsman
30:50 God damn it, this guy was the mad lad all along.
I just came here to hear "Murrrderrred" said in a Scottish accent.
It's like watching Taggart all over again.
MYERDER
Mulrdelrd
Muhrduhred.
Mor-dor'd
Mulded
I always joked that if Bin Laden had owed the IRS he would've been caught on day one.
For the IRS, that's not fast enough.
@@notsocoolguy8492
IRS: "Mr. Laden, you owe a balance of 345,742.53."
Laden: " I thought I owed just over 200,000!"
IRS: " With interest and penalties...
@@adamburdt8794
Laden: you know what!? I'm gonna blo-
IRS: Blow yourself up? Yeah right, we already removed the explosives, and sold them to pay off some of your debt. Now you owe us $345,741.
@@notsocoolguy8492 lol that's a good one.
IRS: Plus it has been past the 18 hour period we give you to pay us. So it's 346,000.00
@@adamburdt8794 thank you.
Little known fact: Capone invented Chicago deep dish pizza and planned to open a chain of pizzerias shortly before his arrest.
Lol is there truth to this or is this just solid trolling?
Me when I lie:
I am so glad that you haven't gone the meme route and use true madlads. I love Tommy and not just for SOA but at least his nickname on there makes sense and has probably led to many people having to educate themselves on what chibs are.
When a madlad is giving you trouble, get a madder lad.
Not you Ness, that judge.
That jugde fought fire with fire. 'Oh, so you can manipulate people, control the jury and sabotage the other party? OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU BITCH!'
@@jabloko992 your comment game is on point!
blues and bullets?
Oh, so life is very simple then:
Use a condom
Pay your taxes
Stay hydrated
XD
BigBlack81 actually that sounds about right
Eat food
Be celibate instead.
@John Toas based?
Eh. I don't care for condoms
If you've ever heard al Capone talk you know exactly where every actor imitating a new York gangster got the inspiration from, " yeah seeee?" Lol
Absolute mad lads: Emperor Caligula
When Capone was at Alcatraz they gave him the simple job of mopping the floors.
He was referred to as ‘the Wop with the mop’.
As an Italian.......
I FIND THIS FUCKING HILARIOUS!
@@SomethinSikYou: Laughs in Italian
@@mrcocoloco7200 no surprise that the guy with a jojo name uses dry overused memes/meme formats
?
@@mrcocoloco7200 - I think 'you are probably autistic' is most likely autistic.
*Fun fact: the ONLY time Italy hasn't been ruled by the mafia is when Mussolini was in power.*
(Ever wonder why all these Italian gangsters suddenly showed up in America around that time?)
fash the nation.
Plz
I mean, quite a lot of them arrived before he even rose to power. The Italian Mafia actually played a role in WW2.
@@PravdaKatyusha Sure it's not 100% I'll admit, but the influence was severely reduced. I have many friends and family that can attest to this. Same with drug cartels in the Philippines under Duterte.
Turns out 'YOU'RE A FASCIST" might not be so bad of an insult after all, eh?
Not quite. A lot came over with the wave of Italian immigrants in the late 19th century. The thing with the fascist was that they did not care much for separate groups and authorities, and they had no qualms killing opponents. It's like if the police were just another mafia, with more people and more guns
@@HamsterInMyHead The 'opponents' they were killing were Communists standing in the way of the will of the People.
Life is a team sport, and Fascism is the rulebook!
We disobey the Natural Order at our own peril.
Watch Boardwalk Empire if you like 1920s gangster stuff, it's one of my favorite shows.
The absolute madest lad: Caligula
Absolute Mad lad: Christopher Lee
Absolute Mad Lad: Aimo Koivunen
doom7ish Yes please
You mean Saruman?
@@maxscardanelli6185 yes
He did a heavy metal album.
Max Scardanelli you mean Dracula
Eliot Ness, year’s later, was arrested after causing an accident while driving drunk and fled the scene
K ris He Beto’d
Hey count! Just a suggestion, but I'd love to see a mad lad on Leo Major. He was a one eyed Canadian scout that singlehandedly liberated a nazi held town in WW2 among other crazy shit this guy did. Cheers!
I heard you for the first time on your livestream with Viva and Barnes. I loved listening to you tell stories, I looked you up to see what you all did and here you are telling stories. Love these Mad Lads!
"Scarface"
Wait what
"Better known as.."
OOhhhhhhh
I’m surprised this took so long Al is a True Mad lad
The 5th Courier
One of the most iconic.
@@benisrood So are most people on the Mad Lad show, what's your point?
Benjamin Rood from your perspective
@Taselukaneta Bob Ross? Simon Mann? Naked Rambler? Cat Man? Jack Churchill? White Death? John Smeaton? Do you even watch the show?
@Taselukaneta Churchill wasn't a bad guy
Mad Lads: Sam Hyde (or that prisoner in Florida who did an expose on the prison system with a contraband cellphone... Titanium Triple-Testicles.) when?
He can't keep getting away with it
The untouchables was one of my favorite movies growing up. Me and my mom were actually at the Chicago tram station where we saw the stairs where they shot the shootout with the baby.
You can hear him dying during the raid shadowlegends add
Dudes gotta pay bills somehow
I don't think so. He's too professional to do a half-arsed job.Dank strikes me as appreciating the chance when he's been shafted by so many.
He might be imagining certain people as creatures you can slaughter in the game, however, LOL.
It
Was
A
Joke
Woosh
@@elementaldemon4624 woosh
Oh it was a joke guys, I guess we've been tr0lled xDDD
The most likely candidate for who took over Capones territory was a guy called Hugh Ellsworth Rodham, who had a daughter called Hillary Rodham.
When she was a teenager, my mother babysat for an older couple down the road from where she grew up. They had a large and nice house, very well behaved children, were always nicely dressed, and a very friendly and polite couple. The father had an old Packard car in the garage that he cleaned and maintained very regularly, never overlooking even minor details. When my mom asked about it, she was told that it was given to him as a gift from a man named Al Capone whom he had worked for when he was a young man. Now this being a rather rural part of Ohio well before the internet, she didn't know who that was until she grew up and moved to Columbus.
I know this video was posted awhile ago but I'm so glad i discovered your channel, your comedy and all your content has helped me through some dark times. Keep up the great work man
Something so vile, so disgusting, it can make even the strongest of men weep...
TAXES.
(Libertarians shudder in horror)
God everytime I see a road...
OH GOD NO ANOTHER ONE
Absolute Madlads: Admiral Yi
Quite Possibly the most hilariously competent admiral/officer to ever exist.
He was so competent that other officers hated him.
Watching from the U.S. Just found this channel. Good shit.
“I’ll give ya a second to drink it in...”
Regarding scars being a cultural thing: In Germany, expecially until the 50s, scars were a sign of students. Students used to fence, with sharp swords, which is called "Mensur". There it was rule that you could only hit the face, and you were only allowed to block, but not to move, so having a scar, called "Schmiss" was a sign you could get a hit to the face with a sword and didn't flinch, making it a very popular thing to have. People even tried to fake a Schmiss or if they actually got one, they put dirt into the wound so it would give a bigger scar. Thats why a lot of German generals in ww2 had scars.