Natalie Portman Knows More About Star Wars Than You Do

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  • Опубліковано 13 лют 2024
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  • @Jabberwockybird
    @Jabberwockybird 2 місяці тому +241

    Meanwhile Kira Knightley couldn't even remember if she played the real queen or the decoy.

    • @tranhoanghieu4576
      @tranhoanghieu4576 2 місяці тому +21

      its a skit, she is reading from a telepromp

    • @TheEstowrath
      @TheEstowrath 2 місяці тому +15

      She knew my guy. She knows..lmao..she read the script and got paid for it.
      She's good..

    • @MegaKnight2012
      @MegaKnight2012 2 місяці тому +3

      Maybe Keira was in too much pain from the dang costumes to properly remember

    • @Jabberwockybird
      @Jabberwockybird 2 місяці тому +20

      @@TheEstowrath She was only 14 at the time, so after a lot of years later, she forgot. We look at movies very critically and talk about them a lot. For some actors, it's just a job, and you forget some details after 20 years.

    • @RudieObias
      @RudieObias 2 місяці тому

      @@tranhoanghieu4576 nope 🙂‍↔️

  • @juancabardo21
    @juancabardo21 2 місяці тому +319

    “I don’t know everything about Star Wars. Also here’s a detailed lore explanation and useful answer to your specific question. You’re welcome”- Natalie Portman

    • @ScottMcMaster-er4xj
      @ScottMcMaster-er4xj 2 місяці тому +5

      Being around Lucas for so long you can't help but learn some really obscure info.

    • @benmcclenaghan4117
      @benmcclenaghan4117 2 місяці тому

      @@ScottMcMaster-er4xj You don't know george lucas

    • @vdcomment726
      @vdcomment726 21 день тому

      Natalie turned into a StarWarsGPT

    • @ScottMcMaster-er4xj
      @ScottMcMaster-er4xj 21 день тому

      @@vdcomment726 Better because she actually understood what she was saying and made sense. GPT and AI have no idea what they are saying and have no conceptual understanding. AI is.anything,but intelligent. It's all empty statistical weights over many recursive layers. A poor man's rip off of our brains associative system Minu s all the conceptual processing that actually leads to true understanding and intelligence
      AI programmers are still trying to cheat the Turing test rather than. Pass it. And they fail to realize that the Turning test is a terrible measure of intelligence to.bwgin with.

  • @TheSeptacle
    @TheSeptacle 2 місяці тому +127

    Wait a minute… She just referenced the 2-D clone wars series. Respect for whoever wrote this bit.

    • @correctopinion4708
      @correctopinion4708 19 днів тому

      @@TheSeptacle bc it's cannon

    • @williamcooper8599
      @williamcooper8599 17 днів тому

      @@correctopinion4708 Technically it’s not canon but I consider it canon

    • @a_fine_edition2746
      @a_fine_edition2746 16 днів тому

      That goes beyond just the 2D show. I don’t think that show ever mentioned that Dooku gave Grievous Sifo Dyas’s saber, but I think that was canon (or at least it was before TCW retconned it with the season 6 episode where Plo Koon finds Sifo Dyas’ saber buried in the sand at his ship’s crash site).

  • @darthrevan4376
    @darthrevan4376 2 місяці тому +78

    When I was a child I fell in love with Natalie Portman. It never ended.

    • @AlejoConejo-vb8ln
      @AlejoConejo-vb8ln 2 місяці тому +6

      Understandable. Too bad she's already mine tho

    • @darthrevan4376
      @darthrevan4376 2 місяці тому +5

      @@AlejoConejo-vb8ln light saber duel to settle the matter?

    • @AlejoConejo-vb8ln
      @AlejoConejo-vb8ln 2 місяці тому +4

      @@darthrevan4376 You would be wise not to challenge a Jedi Master, son.

    • @thepolarpals
      @thepolarpals Місяць тому +5

      @@AlejoConejo-vb8ln You’re talking to Darth Revan, son.

    • @ItsYaBoyDuggieThe3erd
      @ItsYaBoyDuggieThe3erd 21 день тому +1

      Bro this is badass…but I wanna part of it…my blade is bigger and it means more power but even with a bigger rod I can give a faster swing.

  • @Sarasnips
    @Sarasnips 2 місяці тому +62

    LOL is that Andy Samberg 😂

    • @Eli.E.E
      @Eli.E.E 2 місяці тому +2

      Yep😂

  • @Veritas-truth
    @Veritas-truth 2 місяці тому +138

    She's the literal QUEEN of Star Wars! peasants...

    • @padmeamidalatruesenator9756
      @padmeamidalatruesenator9756 2 місяці тому +2

      She's Perfect 🔥💖🥰🌟😍

    • @jamiewhitney4724
      @jamiewhitney4724 2 місяці тому +1

      I did a Star Wars Quiz = 30 answers correct😎🤟🏻🤟🏻😁😁😁⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️!!! + she is a Star Wars LEGEND🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️!!

    • @petegrusky2715
      @petegrusky2715 2 місяці тому +2

      Who are you calling peasant, Sicilian?😂

    • @tranhoanghieu4576
      @tranhoanghieu4576 2 місяці тому +2

      its a skit, she is reading from a telepromp

  • @Hello-bi1pm
    @Hello-bi1pm 3 місяці тому +191

    Portman knows more Legends lore than Dave Filoni 😮

    • @SpFlash1523
      @SpFlash1523 2 місяці тому +3

      FACTS.

    • @borjab.
      @borjab. 2 місяці тому +2

      Sadly

    • @Progger11
      @Progger11 2 місяці тому

      So, Filoni can only prove to you that he knows Legends lore by literally just repeating it again in the new continuity? Isn't that restrictive to him as a storyteller?

    • @borjab.
      @borjab. 2 місяці тому

      @@Progger11 he already has...? lol.

    • @Hello-bi1pm
      @Hello-bi1pm 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Progger11 you know the new continuity exists because Filoni screwed up Legends with his show in 2008?

  • @Gusmed007
    @Gusmed007 2 місяці тому +35

    Fun Fact: if you actually pronunce “Seafood Dyaz”, in Portugese, it sound exactly like “he f***d himself”.
    And Count Dooku’s name reads like “Count of the Ass”.
    It was really interesting watching Episode II for the first time.

    • @Joetino
      @Joetino 2 місяці тому +2

      Now I understand why he changed it to Darth Tyrannus. I would not like my name to be "Count Ass"

    • @joaovitoro.perazzo8941
      @joaovitoro.perazzo8941 2 місяці тому +5

      but the names didn't look like that in the Portuguese version, "dooku" was translated as "dookan", and "sifo-dyas" as "zaifo-vias"!

    • @captbloodbeard
      @captbloodbeard 20 днів тому +2

      @Gusmed007 - lol, I see these type of comments from Portuguese and Brazilians all the time, not just about Star Wars, just random phrases all over the place. I think it's hilarious, apparently Portuguese must have so many dirty phrases that pretty much anything you say will sound dirty in Portuguese.

    • @joaovitoro.perazzo8941
      @joaovitoro.perazzo8941 20 днів тому +1

      @@captbloodbeard yes, sometimes... depending on the other language... anyway, sorry about that, I guess?

    • @captbloodbeard
      @captbloodbeard 20 днів тому +1

      @@joaovitoro.perazzo8941 no, don't apologize, I love hearing them and I think it's really funny

  • @pandafamily9879
    @pandafamily9879 2 місяці тому +26

    Andy Sandberg is sounding like Adam Sandler doing a comic guy from Simpsons impression.

  • @TelcomTransmissions
    @TelcomTransmissions 5 місяців тому +57

    Seafood Dyaz! 😅

    • @VactorVerse
      @VactorVerse  5 місяців тому +9

      😂😂😂

    • @HoldoPod
      @HoldoPod 5 місяців тому +6

      That caption made me LOL.

  • @TheEstowrath
    @TheEstowrath 2 місяці тому +7

    Also, people ALWAYS called Carrie Fisher the princess, but Natalie was our queen. She just proves it.
    God bless her

  • @ImBrockatron
    @ImBrockatron 2 місяці тому +20

    This is 1 millions times more based than any disney actor or garbage disney star wars.

  • @optillian4182
    @optillian4182 Місяць тому +8

    She's rockin' that short hair.

  • @ScottMcMaster-er4xj
    @ScottMcMaster-er4xj 2 місяці тому +12

    Careful Natalie. That was every Star Wars geeks wet dream right there. He had to sit back down. because it would have been too apparent, if he kept standing.

  • @jesusadrian759
    @jesusadrian759 2 місяці тому +4

    I LITERALLY mentioned Luceno's Darth Plagueis novel right there XDDDDDDDDD

  • @tholfu
    @tholfu 22 дні тому +2

    Fun fact: Sifo Dyas in Brazil sounds exactly like Se fodia (someone who always fucked up) so they had to change his name to Zaifo Vias

  • @SolomonMagnus819
    @SolomonMagnus819 2 місяці тому +9

    This is all layed out in episode two. You dont have to know any surrounding lore (with the exception of the lightsaber part) or read between the lines

  • @chanman2746
    @chanman2746 2 місяці тому +14

    Everyone else in the crowd: “wtf are they even talking about?” 😂

  • @Knuckles2761
    @Knuckles2761 2 місяці тому +3

    The "how do you do fellow nerds" is strong in this one.

  • @jasonleetaiwan
    @jasonleetaiwan 2 місяці тому +14

    Literally the perfect girl. 😂

  • @ReiAyanami191
    @ReiAyanami191 2 місяці тому +12

    Peralta?

  • @Kronodite
    @Kronodite 2 місяці тому +17

    are we really supposed to believe this is real the nerd is literally jake from brooklyn 99

  • @Greywarpfrog
    @Greywarpfrog 2 місяці тому +4

    I see Jake Peralta i like

  • @russellcloney5576
    @russellcloney5576 5 місяців тому +20

    ❤❤❤dream girl alert ⚠️ 📢 dream girl alert ⚠️ 📢 ❤❤❤Natalie Portman 💖 ❤️‍🔥 ✨️ ❤️ ♥️ 💙 ❤

  • @WakenAngels
    @WakenAngels 2 місяці тому +6

    NatalieGPT

  • @Sith_dude
    @Sith_dude 2 місяці тому +2

    Seafood Dyas? ......rolls eyes.

  • @Ryderboycolor9
    @Ryderboycolor9 2 місяці тому +2

    Even i only recently learned this and even i did not know all the Details

  • @gokulhemanthkumar4556
    @gokulhemanthkumar4556 2 місяці тому +2

    Lol Natalie just learnt the dialogue by heart and said it for this bit lmao. No way in hell does she care one bit about stars wars lore 😂 she's too pretty for that.

  • @iamtheshoff
    @iamtheshoff 5 місяців тому +15

    BOOM. ROASTED!

  • @70memories
    @70memories 11 днів тому +1

    My last name is Diaz

  • @theblaze2294
    @theblaze2294 22 дні тому

    holy shit, didn't know the last part

  • @antoninoskomnenos1022
    @antoninoskomnenos1022 2 місяці тому +3

    Could you possibly come up with a more clickbaity title for an old SNL sketch?

    • @VactorVerse
      @VactorVerse  2 місяці тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/s2rlQM1EvvY/v-deo.html

  • @BlackDiamond2718
    @BlackDiamond2718 2 місяці тому +2

    Tbh i am wondering why she doesn’t direct or produce a star wars movie. I want to test her force sensitivity. ❤😂

  • @purefoldnz3070
    @purefoldnz3070 2 місяці тому +1

    is that the dress from the South Park episode?

  • @FOLLYWOOD_PRODUCTIONS
    @FOLLYWOOD_PRODUCTIONS 2 місяці тому +2

    Andy Samberg is everywhere everything and everyone

  • @Blizzardholocron
    @Blizzardholocron 25 днів тому

    Not the Kamino Roasts!

  • @chadgaming8288
    @chadgaming8288 2 місяці тому +1

    Well dang.

  • @The_Gallowglass
    @The_Gallowglass 2 місяці тому

    Amazing how much Natalie Portman looks like Gozer.

  • @romanmazur3793
    @romanmazur3793 3 місяці тому +3

    Set up.

  • @skynetprime82
    @skynetprime82 24 дні тому

    If Natalie Portman was my girlfriend/wife then we'd have had at least 7 kids between star wars episode II and now 🥰

    • @based4560
      @based4560 23 дні тому +1

      Not happening pal

  • @stuart00knight
    @stuart00knight 2 місяці тому +3

    but Cypho Deus saber was found on his crashed ship. But I guess that was maybe the older 2003 Clone Wars.

  • @willco5431
    @willco5431 2 місяці тому +2

    This was staged though but she probably does.

  • @Ramschat
    @Ramschat 27 днів тому

    The comments are full of people who don't realize that she was just reading off a tele-prompter for a bit. This isn't real, guys, this says nothing about what the actress knows about Star-Wars

  • @SuperTim616
    @SuperTim616 5 місяців тому +4

    Oh snap!!!!!!!!

  • @thefightoffaith
    @thefightoffaith 2 місяці тому +1

    👌

  • @MickAshMetalMan
    @MickAshMetalMan 2 місяці тому +1

    Is it like the fate, the karma of SNL? Why is everything usually acted very stiff?

  • @RedDragonM1
    @RedDragonM1 17 днів тому +1

    This was a monoluge the writers wrote for her. She has no idea what she's talking about. you know that writers write this stuff for the guests, RIGHT?

    • @VactorVerse
      @VactorVerse  17 днів тому +1

      I do. You do know it was written as a monologue for Saturday Night Live, right? The joke is that she's an expert in Star Wars because she was an actor in it.

  • @kidfrenzy2273
    @kidfrenzy2273 2 місяці тому +1

    No shit

  • @Mortified_Penguin
    @Mortified_Penguin 5 місяців тому +7

    While this is clearly meant as a joke, the joke is unfortunately on Natalie since the 2D Clone Wars is no longer canon 😂

    • @VactorVerse
      @VactorVerse  5 місяців тому +8

      I’m sure she doesn’t care lol

    • @Mortified_Penguin
      @Mortified_Penguin 5 місяців тому +4

      @@VactorVerse Probably not even aware 😆

    • @VolkovVelikan
      @VolkovVelikan 2 місяці тому +3

      I think most SW fans don’t care it’s canon or not. Legends is held in a higher regard anyway

    • @Mortified_Penguin
      @Mortified_Penguin 2 місяці тому +1

      @@VolkovVelikan Not the point 😉
      EDIT: Lol, a whole month went by and "whatever" is the best thing they could come up with 🫠 Legends is absolutely not held in higher regard btw 🤡

    • @VolkovVelikan
      @VolkovVelikan 22 дні тому

      @@Mortified_Penguin whatever

  • @petegrusky2715
    @petegrusky2715 2 місяці тому +2

    I know she's woke, but she was always my darling...if only wasn't so stupid!

    • @VactorVerse
      @VactorVerse  2 місяці тому +1

      She has a bachelor's degree from Harvard.

  • @TobeyFan1984
    @TobeyFan1984 2 місяці тому

    I hope people know this is a skit

    • @VactorVerse
      @VactorVerse  2 місяці тому

      I've seen a lot of comments that didnt even though I put the original SNL link in the description

  • @obombomattatetrahondamog1461
    @obombomattatetrahondamog1461 27 днів тому

    People actually fall for this shit?

  • @shakedmar9804
    @shakedmar9804 5 місяців тому +6

    I'm not impressed.
    This is some rookie knowledge.

    • @VactorVerse
      @VactorVerse  5 місяців тому +6

      lol

    • @Mortified_Penguin
      @Mortified_Penguin 5 місяців тому +2

      It's also non-canon knowledge.

    • @VactorVerse
      @VactorVerse  5 місяців тому +7

      @@Mortified_Penguin At the time when it was filmed it was canon

    • @Mortified_Penguin
      @Mortified_Penguin 5 місяців тому +2

      @@VactorVerse Of course. Time was not kind to this bit though 🤭

    • @shakedmar9804
      @shakedmar9804 2 місяці тому

      @@Mortified_Penguin indeed. Now in Cannon, Plo Koon found Sifo Dyas' Lightsaber with his dead body on the moon of Oba Diah. Some people are speculating that those two Sabers were different, both belonging to Masyer Dyas, but it is yet to be confirmed.

  • @TANKTREAD
    @TANKTREAD 2 місяці тому +3

    I would have asked why "Episode II" sucked so bad.