Bigfoot used me to have a Baby, Grown man cries
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- Опубліковано 18 лис 2017
- Bigfoot used me to have a Baby, I didn't want this to happen it just did. All the story's on TV and in the News about Al Franken, Roy Moore and Donald Trump its clear I have PTSD #Metoo / petercaine
New Tee shirt, She didn't even give me a rimmer teespring.com/bigfoot-didn-t-even-kiss-me
get the bigfoot back
I'm buying one of these for eachofmy friends xD
Well I learned what a rimmer is.
Peter what breed’s your dog
I did not say this?!?!?
"It was a female sasquatch,
I'M NOT GAY!!!"
I cant stop laughing
alaskan rocker? oxymoron
😂
😂
@@thephantomzoneboxing im from alaska and i rock daily. You are uninformed.
I think we ought to suspend judgement until we hear the sasquatch's side of it. It's only fair...
@Philip mcgrath yeah and then give me all the money and I'll give to the sasquatch, you have my word.
Nicolas Williams no no give me the money i’ll give to the Sasquatch don’t worry about it well be delivered
Yes I agree! We should find her there’s always 3 sides to a story. However if it is accurate no means no lol
I mean, It's only fair...
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine ur in the forest and you hear this from the opposite side of a bush
I'm running
🤣
I'm making those whopping sounds you hear in bigfoot documentaries
And he have a revolver in right hand
Running to, or fro?
@@unnot5706
“She didn’t even give me a rimmer”
a r i m m e r y a k n o w
God dam it
How can you expect a rimmer if you can't even get a kiss?? You gotta work your way up to it!
Bro same profile lol anyways thats hilarious
Top 10 saddest momments from national geograpic
Lmao
I want to like but don’t want to ruin the like number
The Trojan Horse same
captain _ Carter thousandth like your welcome
oof
"I'll raise that cub, I'll call it Chacca" *continues to hysterically cry*
You win!!! Love the chacca reference. You nailed it!!!
@@dovejoshua thanks? Lmao
My apologies if that read kinda sarcastic. I love the movie "Land of the Lost" so your Chacca reference was legendary. It made me literally laugh out loud while home alone. Great job!!!
@@dovejoshua lol well thanks, I was just quoting what the guy said in the video lol
Lmfao
Could you imagine a half Sasquatch /half Peter? Would be the most condescending Bigfoot ever . It would make me feel guilty for things that I never did
Not possible, for if it were, there would be a tribe of half and half's running around.
brah sc ary
i need a sasquatch like that to put me in my place
LMAO😂😂😂
"She rode it home"
"I blew my lode"
"Bigfoot had my baby"
she didnt even give me a rimmer
Load*
😭😭😭😭😭💀
Yoza
That says it all
the audacity of the Sasquatch to not give you a rimmer
Alegend123 nobber
Smh
What's a rimmer?
mehst one rim job pleb
He didn't even get a kiss……. 1st things 1st, you gotta work your way up!
I need a black tshirt with a simple type face that says: “Jerkin the ween”.
ill work on it
👌🏻
I’m happy to have been the 69th like
what about i just blew my load coz i have to
In comic sans?
*"I'll raise that cub, I'll call it Cha-Ka"*
Came here for the psycho, and got a nice old Land of the Lost reference.
Finally somebody who's watched Land of the Lost
Lmao! That was SO funny! Glad I wasn’t the one who laughed out loud at the LOTL reference 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂cha ka
I'm sorry this happened to you, Peter. You're so brave.
So brave in going back and facing his PTSD.
@@stinkbug4321 Maybe he's hoping she'll come back. She owes him a rimmer, godammit
i clicked on this expecting some crazy backwoods conspiracy theorist but instead got comedy gold!
This isn't even comedy tinfoil.
Not even a rimmer lol
Human tragedy is commedy to you?!
This is the biggest tragedy in human history
This dude cries his eyes out recalling horrific trauma, and OP here thinks it's a joke...
ShE DiDnT eVeN kISs Me
I was great I’m sure
I DiDnT eVEn Get A rImmER
Imagine actual clients coming to the UA-cam channel and seeing this lol greay
she didn’t even give him a rimmer goddamnit
"I was good, I'm sure I was" 😂😂😂
@@noahclark5995 I hope we do go extinct and this is what aliens find in 1000 years
UA-cam algorithm ~ "So I hear you like sasquatches ;)"
I got into it. She got on top of me and was riding it home
Lol
I can't stop laughing !. Your comment SHOULD go viral!!
Ha! In ja Spanish Ja!
How's your dog manage to keep a straight face??? 👍🏻
Haaaaaaaa
69 likes, I'd like but I don't want to ruin it
Or a composed face
Lol the dog looks kinda confused.
Problem is the damn dog could have broke it all up!! Instead he just wanted to watch!
"She got on top of me and was riding it home!" 😲😥 What? No reverse cowsquatch?🤔 Call Maury! 😞
Could you imagine hearing this while just taking a walk in the woods? Imagine just hiking along and coming up on this 🙉
LOL
His dog is like, "I thought you said were going on a walk?"
Lmao underrated comment
Dog is like, "don't get me involved in this. I'm just a poor innocent dog."
"IM NOT!!" and it echos across the forest
scary
LMAO “ I didn’t even get a rimmer”
This dudes a genius....comedy at its best
THIS ISN'T COMEDY THIS MAN WAS SEXUALLY ABUSED BY A BIGFOOT
Jesus you think his suffering is a joke?
Jack Renfrow yes, in this case I do.
TheOneZenith lol
Legend has it that Hillary Clinton is still roaming the hills of NYC.
"She just used me for my sperm, she didn't even give me a rimmer", hahaha. This guy's a riot!
What's a rimmer bro?
mehst one
Usually means a blowjob. SOMETIMES, can me licking of the asshole, but that’s usually referred to as a “rimjob”.
Just in case you really didn’t know what it was, I figured I’d explain.
@@mxhst.6668 rim job
If she goes to an Attorney you might find yourself paying Squatch Support, just sayin’!
She'll take the cave and everything in it. He'll be left with just a lean-to.
“You’ll be sorry for what you did to Peter Caine” the Sasquatch watching me like 😳
I was laughing till he said "No Rimmer". I cried with you man. No Rimmer... Wtf is wrong with humanity! Help this man!!! At least you blew that load my friend. Praise god for that.
You are a nut lol!!! Funny!!
Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest troll to ever live.
Except that no one believes this. This is obviously a joke, where as a good troll is very unclear and hard to discern from something someone actually believes when they say it.
@@williamalbatross4677 not really he is a good troll haven’t seen him break character and still makes videos all the time
@@remains10 okay, but again your missing the definition of troll. Trolling is done to actually trick people into believing someone or a persona is completely authentic. This is obviously a joke, not a troll. Playing a character or joking isnt trolling. Sasha baron cohen is a troll because he gets people to legitimately believe he is a journalist from khazikstan. This, on the other hand is clearly someone joking around. I dont think anyone believes this
@@williamalbatross4677 I think you forgot the difference between troll and prank
@@remains10 no you’re missing the difference between joke and troll. A troll is more similar to a prank than just a straight up joke.
Him saying he’s gonna take the baby and call it Chaka had me laugh so hard I almost pissed myself
"here's the tree she knocked down after she had sex with me" top 10 best quotes ever
dude stop your crying ...at least it was a female sasquatch that got to you ...i had no such luck !!! he got me when i was bent over cutting firewood ....moral of the story is dont cut firewood during bigfoot mating season
"Corn-holed!"
Dude...she didnt even give him a rimmer!
C'mon man,stop crying..:-)
Did he give you a Rimmer tho?
Bruh same story as you but replace Bigfoot with the chupacabra
I must say, your dry-eyed sense of humor sure made me laugh. This story is not suitable for children under the age of 93.
Linda Lee im 30
Linda Lee haha like ur syle
am 18
Did you know that is Bruce Lee widows name.
Im 29...
3:41 perfectly cut cry’s.
I’m dying he records his dog and cries
You need to start carrying bear spray or Vaseline.
Haha,that is funny are a 44.but he said he enjoyed it,lol,he goes back for seconds.
He now shits a turd the width of his neck.
LLLOOOLLL!!!!!!!!
Lmao
YOOO 💀💀💀
I wouldn't pay a dime of child support till she let's you see your young'n
Chris Watson lol😂😂😂😂
A whole different matter is her ability as a mother. I'm sure Peter is right when he says he should raise that cub.
Hahahaha😂😂😂 brilliant
Demand a dna test before coughing up a dime ! 😎👍
Chris Watson LOL
"I guess i'll keep coming back here"
L E G E N D
"She didn't even kiss me" 😂
LSD is one hell of a drug
Caleb Allan has ha yrs it is or dmt, I mean a rimmer jesus
Never dunnIT. Sounz:)
LSD is brain food, Crack is a drug
Yup
@Burnt Herb Truth, These medicines could save humanity I believe. LSD showed me compassion for all things. Now if I step on an ant I feel the shift in the universe I caused. All things have potential and an eternal place in the cosmos. Only take what you need and replace what you can. I am with you brother LSD saved my life.
Finally UA-cam’s algorithm is giving me what I need
I don't have a clue why this was in my feed... but it was hilarious. Maybe Google overheard my mom talking about Big Foot. Lol
Imagine walkin through the woods and hearing this
I’m sorry this happened to you Peter. It helps to talk. We’re all glad you posted this video and are processing this Sasquatch molestation.
Poor dog, he has to deal with this guy all day every day..... lol
John Choi lol
LMFAO!!! BEST COMMENT!!!
😂😂😂😂
Omg lol
John Choi lmao
IT WAS A FELMALE SASQUACH! I PROMISE I'M NOT GAY!
Drew Wilson lmfao
LOL 😂😂🤣 I bet that female Sasquatch was singing away! 🎼🎵🎵
He's bisexual for samsqaunches
You're such a hero, I'm sorry for what happened, stay strong!
Next time there's a suspected Sasquatch howl....we know what's really going on.
Some poor man's getting there sack-squashed. 😂
UA-cam recommendations finally gettin it right.
Haha
I know right
69 likes
Not even a dinner and a drink, those sasquatchs are such cheapskate's, feel real bad for this poor guy.
Imagine just going for a walk in the woods and you hear some guy crying about being molested by a sasquatch and not even getting a rimmer
i just fell down this mans bigfoot rabbit hole 😭
She didn't even give me a rimmer she just used me for my sperm! 😂 I love coming back to these classics
TheReeShow
I Had To share it to Facebook LoL
scaryrfedsg
I don’t know how I came across this but it had me in stitches laughing so hard!😂😂 I DIDN!T EVEN GET A RIMMER!!😂😂😂😂😂
Oh, by the way, stay away from that neck of the woods!! That crazy fool has a gun!👍
I don't know what a rimmer is. Good thing for Google
That part gets me every time 😂😂
this is so sad im actually pissing myself i crying so hard
"I'll raise that cub!" Im fucking screaming 🤣
Next video, take custody because she has no street address. Your clearly the more established parent.
Edward Leal Established yes, but his mental status? Lmao
Did u do squatchy style or reverse squatch girl?
thank you for coming out with your story peter, it truly takes a lot of courage, stay strong peter
wait a second, wasn't this guy recommended to yell at me about ravens. And now this? What is this channel XD
Ikr I feel like I’m going down a rabbit hole haha
This guy is great! The world is such an uptight ,serious place! Nice to see some simple humor!
Ya he liked it😜
Yea I'm pretty sure he's joking.
@@brumalogresteer4124
*What if he's not joking? What if he's tell us the truth?*
@@smileyface8832 then I'd like to see evidence that supports his claim.
@@quizzy8014 r/woosh
It might have been Harvey Weinstein in a costume.
Christian Colquhoun that was to funny 😂
Christian Colquhoun omg savage lol
😂!
Christian Colquhoun Good one
Christian Colquhoun I think it's Weinstain in this reality
This was 6 years ago if he only knew the president we have now...
What have I been searching to get this in my feed? It’s not what it looks like. I can’t believe I clicked on this. Sorry mom. I must subscribe.
She got on top and started riding it home she has my baby I'm going to raise my cub
"...I'll call it Chaka!"
@@dwightropp3014 Baby Sas...
.."I'll call it Chaka"... ROFL 😆😂
wtf I,m no good after this.
This poor man has had two encounters like this, this man's poor luck.
That end cut made this 1000x better
Someone forgot to take their meds today!
go take them idiot
Willy Wonka right
Willy Wonka you got burrrrrrnnnned
more then that day more like he never taken it
Who’s seeing this in 2019? Lmfao
Me :)
Hahaha...
Soooo funny
No kisses no rimmer....WTF!!!! 😂
Speshul Kay “she used me for my sperm” lmfao
Me
Levi Piper me
Early script of Son of Bigfoot is way darker than I expected...
This is some rick and morty worthy commentary
This guy is a comic genius.
Ok grand mufti
Crazy bill git heem
JD McNugent 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻Amen Brother! Baaaaaaahahahaha!!!
Yes&he enjoyed it,lol.
I am speechless. This seems like a joke but if not damn. No one deserve the feeling of being used. Unless you like that.. She didn't even kiss me! 💀💀💀
You need a Grammy Award 😅
This is the funniest thing I've seen on youtube in a year
Its " biological"... Lawdy, sad he's more upset over not getting rimmed over a brutal beast attack. It is true Sasqautch rimmers are more stimulating due to all the hair around those giant bigfoot lips. LMAO
She didn't even give me a rimmer😭😭😂😂
Kolton Duff what is a rimmer?
Kolton Duff what is a rimmer?
Kolton Duff oh rimmer...I couldn't figure out what her was saying
@@sarahk4047 you don't wanna know.
Just realizing this is the same dog trainer guy who was featured on Tosh.0 blew my mind
SHE DIDNT EVEN GIVE ME A RIMMER
She didn’t even give him a rimer
ryan smith lol
You two should really get married now... for the baby
that was clever, but whats funny is if you change the settings to 144p and make the screen magenta with some contrast ...you'll see that you have a audience
How your soldier could stand at attention with all that going on is amazing...
"She didn't even give me a rimmer" 😅😅😅 Priceless!
I wanna believe this is a joke, but I'm concerned for that dog
Apoc Gamer 😂
I’m concerned for you if you can’t tell that he’s joking.
@@VeganKebabDoRuky after Terry Davis and the infamous Christian Chandler you can't tell who's serious and who's taking the piss any more.
Lmfao
This was my first video introduction into what is the world of Peter Caine and I’ve been hooked ever since!
She didn't even give him a rimmer, smh.
BRO 😂😂😂🤣I'VE HEARD IT ALL Now, a man said he got raped by a bigfoot and it felt good 😂😂😂
ROTFLMAO....I BET THAT DOG COULD TELL US SOME STORIES..
Maurice Moore animal lover? Lol
Yeah i bet your right
🤣😂🤣😂
Imagine being in a stand hunting n just hearing him screaming about this 😂😂
There’s to many things to quote I’m crying 😭😭😭 I’ve never laughed so hard
"I never come out here without a gun"
"I could have shot it if I had a gun"
Callum Kenny it was a joke dumbshittttt
Scrub Zero you got me! Good job
Callum Kenny haha
well then, what a horrible not funny joke.
Legend has it that Jupie is the lovechild of Peter and the Sasquatch
“I’ll call it chaca”
I’m still dying 3 years later
Im not gonna laugh... Okay I'm gonna laugh.
I didn't believe it... until I saw the tree.
Best response yet 😂
I'm crying my eyes out with laughter.🍒
She didn't even kiss me
Steven Moran your rude
blue invader I'm sorry I upset you dude, forgive me please.
Steven Moran me to
Steven Moran "I blew my load" she was riding it home" LMAO
Me too, but it was a male sasquatch.
And it felt good too. It felt so good
This is officially my favorite youtube channel