And here we see the ASU-57, waiting in ambush for it's prey. A lone predator, it has no chance out in the open, where the large and deadly Panzers roam freely. This ASU in particular appears to have found refuge behind the magled corpse of one of it's teammates, a dead KV-1. Doubtless this KV-1 was once a friend of the ASU. The ASU-57 is hungry, the exhaustion of the battlefield catching up with the small predator. But this ASU is smart, and is hidden. He hears tracks, those of a Panzer. This Panzer is a rare white Panzer, prowling the battlefield for prey, to share with it's teammate, who trails very close behind, watching out for him. The white Panzer is now in view, having not noticed the ASU. Instantly, the tiny tank snaps into action, planting a sure shot into the Panzer's flank, causing a fire, and killing it's crew. The Panzer panics, being unable to shoot. He pulls backwards, just in time for his teammate to see the death of the rare white Panzer. However, lady luck is on the tiny terror's side, as the other Panzer seems to think his teammate was taken by a sniper, perhaps a Dicker Max or some other such predator. But this is no time to be reckless. The ASU is only small, with thin armour, and the smallest mistake will result in instant death for the minature monster. Just as the Panzer slips out of view, the Soviet SPG slinks out from behind the corpse, and follows the Panzer, stealthier than a cat. Unfortunatly, he makes a mistake, clipping his side on the corpse. Somehow, the ASU still isn't seen, sliding back into cover just as the weary Panzer looks over. The Panzer looks away, thinking there is no threat. He's let he guard down one time too many, and soon this will spell his doom. Fast as a bolt of lightning, the ASU-57 shoots from the corner, smacking the clueless Panzer in the side, resulting in lots of damage to the poor cat. This will soon catch up to him. The confused Panzer slinks behind a fence, upset at the blow, and injured. The ever-careful ASU peeks over at the wounded cat. The Panzer looks around, wondering where this assailant could ever be. Eventually, he gives up, thinking it is finally safe. BUT IT IS NOT! Just as the Panzer is just about to get out of view, the tiny terror strikes again, sliding around the corner, dealing the final killing blow, with a flourish. Now the ASU-57 can eat it's meal in piece, ever weary for another tank to approach.
Tutorial : In War Thunder Ground Forces you're suppose to stop and stabilize before aiming and shooting at your target. Crusader crew : ain't nobody got time for dat !
"Fritz! Where have you been hit from!" "Zis dead KV has killed me from ze grave! I'm telling you zat ze KV is alive! RUN!" "Aaah! Vhat is wrong with your eyes! Look! I will show you how there is nothing here!" *drives around dead KV hull* "Oh no! Ze dead KV has juked me and revealed da sneaky ASU-57! NOOOO!"
Panzer nr1: "I wonder what would be behind that Kv-1 wreck." ASU: " hehe... succes " Panzer nr2: "Don't go there! Those little ASU's are watching us!" ASU: " Don't say that.."ಠ_ಠ" Panzer nr1: "No worries! Look, there is nothing behind it!" ASU: "Yeah, there is nothing behind it" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Panzer nr1: "You see? Nothin-" ASU: "From Russia with LOVEE!!! BWAM!" Panzer nr1: "RAAAAH!!" *catches fire* ASU: "This, panzer, is on fire! Fire, fire..HAHAA!!" Panzer nr1: "I WILL GET YOU!!!" *explodes* ASU: "No. You don't. Next one!"
ASU-57: Xaxaxaxaxa comrade I'm too small! PzIV: Wait was? What happened to Hans' tank?? ASU-57: *laughs silently behind the dead KV-1* *ASU-57 shoots the PzIV again* PzIV: Scheiße, where is zis coming from? Ruuuuuun!! ASU-57: Hey! Come back here!
Man, i never knew that the ASU-57 is smaller than Winston Churchill's sugar case. But the mind of the Warrior in that ASU-57 is bigger than the whole map of 2nd battle of El Alamein.
Panzer: Where is little Russian morsel? Asu: Say hi to satan for me Panzer: what was that? Asu: In the corner of your eye, there you see him; Hollywood superstar ASU labeuf!
Tales of the ASU-57: Commander: Let's sit behind this destroyed KV, and wait for the Germans. Crew: Sir Yes sir, they will never notice us. Narrator: Minutes past, crew plays poker. Germans roll past oblivious of everything!
In this episode of Top Thunder : A low and aware ASU, The Jolly Bomber Mustang, A Lone Wolf Crusader and finally a fantastic film about the Pacific War.
Who said anything about Russian Bias? The ASU simply got a Romulan Cloaking Device that made him look like a little doggy.Panzer 1: "Hey there little guy!"ASU: "Woof woof.... BANG"Panzer 2: "Hans? Where are you? I can only see this little doggy!"
The mighty ASU activates it's stealth cloak again after taking its first victim, and it watches and waits as its second victim cowers in fear. Now is the time to strike! Our prey is trying to run, attack now!
White PzKpfw IV: I can take him master, just let me Yellow PzKpfw IV: No my young student, he will defeat you White PzKpfw IV: No he won't, I will emerge victorious White PzKpfw IV is destroyed Yellow PzKpfw IV: My student, you should of listened, I WILL AVENGE YOU! Yellow PzKpfw IV is destroyed ASU-57: All to easy
0:38 1- the white panther:Jeff cover me i'm going in 2-the brown panther: Ok mike go ahead 3-the white panther:Hey Jeff do u hear something? 4-the brown panther:No mike Ze area is clear 5- the white panther: * Sees the russian tank * Jeff!!! IT"S ZE Russian Bai....... 6-the brown panther: Mike?? Mike??? Sh*t Omg let's get Ze hack out of here 7- the russian tank : I see u comrade * Shoots the panther * 8:the brown panther: AHH I'm hit russian tanks op plz nerf........... * Dies * I hope u liked it :D
crusader crew: Shit we are loosing! commander: Save the queen!! crusader crew: We cant they will cap it! commander: Yes we can, the gods of tea will be with us.
English HQ commander says: "we loose this battle" but the Brave Commander of the Crusader says: "not still i'm here!" and finally the Commander of the Brave Crusader was congrats by he's Queen, and now we have to call it: "Sir"
*First panzer dies* What hit me??? Second panzer: well I don't see anything, you must have killed yourself by running into that tank, I've done it before. *second panzer dies* uhh...Hans...I think we missed something...
Hauptmann:"Arno,Schulze,Hans, there is a gossip that ASU-57 destroyed two Pz.IV G in row, that Pz.IV from Division Panzer Lehr." Schulze:"So ?." Hauptmann:"Arno, we moving to find that ASU-57 and prepare the kits for our transmission,Schnell!." Arno:"Yes Hauptmann." *to be contiue in next video*
Sings such a beautiful display like that at the end, it inspires me, it's time to start ramping up support for Yorktown, Clamagore, and Laffy, they are in a horrible state, they need repair, people need to see them, we need to preserve them for future generations!
Some say they can still here that crusader shooting striking tea and crumpets into the hearts of the enemy's. For queen and country could be heard throughout the hills, some say he was myth but a myth can turn into a crusade.
this is so dissapointing that I had only met you guys. wish I recorded this amazing event that happened! Me and my friend where in a custom match. I was just trying out tanks and I was driving a tier I american light tank and my friend called out a Maus. so we both tag teamed on it. we where so small and fast, we maneuvered around its shots. my friend went behind him with a tier 5 tank I believe and I ran up to the front. we both pushed into its front and back side making the Maus's front lift up, practically crushing me. keep in mind I'm using a tier I american tank, I shot into its bottom and after about 5-6 shots, I killed the Maus for the first time. a truly heroic moment!
3:00 Crusader: HERE I COME NI**AS!! Enemy1: Oh, a targ... Crusader: K Boom MUTHAFUCKAR Enemy2: You! STAHP RIGHT TH...! Crusader: TAKE ZIS!! Enemy3: NAIN!! DON'T DO ZIS TO MEH!!! Crusader: BANG! (Starts singing Gonna Fly Now) Enemy 4 and 5: You aren't going far with this anymore!! Crusader: FIRE!! Enemy 4: MATE! WHAT THE HELL! Crusader: KABLANG!
Here both Panzer 4 & ASU-57 had learned a lesson that, "SIZE , ARMOR & GUN" doesn't matter , You know how to play best with your tanks, than step on it ,War thunder is that Game were you can prove it .
The crusaders commander would have been like "TO JERUSALEM, WE MUST CONTINUE THE CRUSADES! Hold my tea Smithy we got some jerrys coming up!" (Kills all enemy's) "WE HAVE FREED THE KINGDOM OF POINT A! My tea please Smithy."
Enemy team : We are going to win so close, Crusader : My team is dead.... One of the enemy tanks crushes a tea box by mistake in the capture point. Crusader : NOOOOO! (Goes for the win)
A conversation when a Maus and ASU-57 get into close combat: Maus: Ha! Try to pen this armor ASU-57 ASU-57: Try to shoot me Maus: Aw crap I can depress enough! ASU-57: Should Have thought about that komrade! SOVIET BIAS!
Oh 10 seconds left for my Team i need to decap the point and kill all enemis. 1 Minute Later this was a great day for me i Have kill all enemis and Win. This day was wunderbar
You know amount of tea and cake was very small in WW2. The crew of the Crusader got their first high tea after 2 years of battle. Fight for our tea again!
ASU: Im to scared, im gona hide behind that tank White Panzer: Cover me, im going to scout mision Orange Panzer: Ok ASU: Surprise! White Panzer: X_X Orange Panzer: Where is he? ASU: C´mon come to daddy. Orange Panzer: Aaaaah im outa here ASU: Nope Orange Panzer X_X
ASU-57: Hah, I should scare these Germans Pz IV: Whaaat?! My friend is dead, must be some SU-100s in the corner. ASU-57: Why aren't you noticing me? Pz IV: I think the threat is gone... ASU-57: Notice the Russian Bear!
T 50 flanking the rear an unaware Tiger H1. "Ha Ha! We have upper hand! Fire the cannon comrades and show these fascist what were made of!" TING Tiger Commander "Hans did you drop something metal?" "No Commander.." "Huh.. it must've been my imagination."
azu: ooo germans, mwahahahaha panzer 4: dududu just cruzing along azu: peekaboo panzer4: oh no the infamous stealth azu, RETREAT! azu: nope no escape for you pz4 ally: uhhh what just happened
ASU: stay low Commrad they wont see us Panzer:come out come out where ever you are ASU: ok Commrad Panzer:NOOOO IM SUPOSED TO KILL YOU!!!! Panzer #2: oh god!!! ASU: now you come out Commrad Panzer #2 commander: RUN DRIVER RUN!!!!!! ASU: oh no Commrad come here Panzer #2: he wont see us behind the building ASU: CHARGE COMMRAD Panzer #2: DARN YOU ASU ( slowly dies) Panzer #2 NOOOOOOO!
ASU: "They'll never see us" white PZ IV: "Move up Hans, we take the street" ASU: "FIRE!" white PZ IV: "FALL BACK! Klaus where did that shot come from!" ASU: "one more shot riiiiiiiiiiggghhhhttt there. Good shot comrade!" *white PZ IV explodes* tan PZ IV: "Let's get out of here ja?" ASU: "alright now where's your friend? NO don't run! *tan PZ IV dies*
In Soviet Russia even children story has tank: Where is ASU? Is it behind this wrecked KV hull... nooo, it's not there, Is it behind the fence... nooo, it's not there either, Is it behind the ruined house... nooo, not there, Oh THERE is ASU, shooting me from behind!
Narrator : They say to this day that EVERY British tank has a secret Russian Command. Russian Commander : Less talk more Shooting. *Insta kills German tank*
And here we see the ASU-57, waiting in ambush for it's prey. A lone predator, it has no chance out in the open, where the large and deadly Panzers roam freely. This ASU in particular appears to have found refuge behind the magled corpse of one of it's teammates, a dead KV-1. Doubtless this KV-1 was once a friend of the ASU.
The ASU-57 is hungry, the exhaustion of the battlefield catching up with the small predator. But this ASU is smart, and is hidden. He hears tracks, those of a Panzer. This Panzer is a rare white Panzer, prowling the battlefield for prey, to share with it's teammate, who trails very close behind, watching out for him. The white Panzer is now in view, having not noticed the ASU. Instantly, the tiny tank snaps into action, planting a sure shot into the Panzer's flank, causing a fire, and killing it's crew.
The Panzer panics, being unable to shoot. He pulls backwards, just in time for his teammate to see the death of the rare white Panzer. However, lady luck is on the tiny terror's side, as the other Panzer seems to think his teammate was taken by a sniper, perhaps a Dicker Max or some other such predator.
But this is no time to be reckless. The ASU is only small, with thin armour, and the smallest mistake will result in instant death for the minature monster. Just as the Panzer slips out of view, the Soviet SPG slinks out from behind the corpse, and follows the Panzer, stealthier than a cat. Unfortunatly, he makes a mistake, clipping his side on the corpse. Somehow, the ASU still isn't seen, sliding back into cover just as the weary Panzer looks over.
The Panzer looks away, thinking there is no threat. He's let he guard down one time too many, and soon this will spell his doom. Fast as a bolt of lightning, the ASU-57 shoots from the corner, smacking the clueless Panzer in the side, resulting in lots of damage to the poor cat. This will soon catch up to him.
The confused Panzer slinks behind a fence, upset at the blow, and injured. The ever-careful ASU peeks over at the wounded cat. The Panzer looks around, wondering where this assailant could ever be. Eventually, he gives up, thinking it is finally safe. BUT IT IS NOT! Just as the Panzer is just about to get out of view, the tiny terror strikes again, sliding around the corner, dealing the final killing blow, with a flourish. Now the ASU-57 can eat it's meal in piece, ever weary for another tank to approach.
That's the longest comment on War Thunder comments ever. 100% Hats off to you, sir for having the patience to type all that.
The Ps4 Pleb!
Thanks, mate. If this get a few like, I may do one of these on the Crusader clip, too.
I was reading this in my head with the nat geo wild narrator's voice
may Squire be with you
I was reading it in david attenborugh's voice, Jun. :P
General said : One Crusader cant take point and kill everyone on it.
Crusader Commander : Hold my tea.
Yes! Pleas let this win
You forgot to say please at the end of tea.
This is amazing. i actualy laughed out loud
This must win
ooh my god! Prepare to get 1k eagles
Tutorial : In War Thunder Ground Forces you're suppose to stop and stabilize before aiming and shooting at your target.
Crusader crew : ain't nobody got time for dat !
That little ASU is the meaning of a "CHEEKI BREEKI SNEEKI PEEKI"
"IV DAMKE" ofc
based
ANNUUUUUU
Ану чики брики ))
no
Stronk Kv-1 is useful even after being destroyed ))))
"Funny comment!". Now give me the golden eagles that belong to me
Give him his eagles.
The Anime Civilian i am not inglish!
What?
The Anime Civilian sorry, I realized that I had marked me he ungrammatical
only original coments! everybody coment that
"Fritz! Where have you been hit from!"
"Zis dead KV has killed me from ze grave! I'm telling you zat ze KV is alive! RUN!"
"Aaah! Vhat is wrong with your eyes! Look! I will show you how there is nothing here!"
*drives around dead KV hull*
"Oh no! Ze dead KV has juked me and revealed da sneaky ASU-57! NOOOO!"
no
To the crusader player, should he read this: The number of your dealer. Now.
Amazon.com says "Loose Leaf English Breakfast Tea" on the drug bag.
Panzer nr1: "I wonder what would be behind that Kv-1 wreck."
ASU: " hehe... succes "
Panzer nr2: "Don't go there! Those little ASU's are watching us!"
ASU: " Don't say that.."ಠ_ಠ"
Panzer nr1: "No worries! Look, there is nothing behind it!"
ASU: "Yeah, there is nothing behind it" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Panzer nr1: "You see? Nothin-"
ASU: "From Russia with LOVEE!!! BWAM!"
Panzer nr1: "RAAAAH!!" *catches fire*
ASU: "This, panzer, is on fire! Fire, fire..HAHAA!!"
Panzer nr1: "I WILL GET YOU!!!" *explodes*
ASU: "No. You don't. Next one!"
ASU-57: Xaxaxaxaxa comrade I'm too small!
PzIV: Wait was? What happened to Hans' tank??
ASU-57: *laughs silently behind the dead KV-1*
*ASU-57 shoots the PzIV again*
PzIV: Scheiße, where is zis coming from? Ruuuuuun!!
ASU-57: Hey! Come back here!
(ASU-57)
And this why; ladies an Gentlemen is why we look both ways before driving a tank.
The crusader driver might have needed to go to the bathroom! No wonder he ended it so fast!
Ha
So true
GG
Too much tea, of course!
Yaaa lol
Wow! I never expected I would win! Thank you!! ^_^
great work!
Thomas go back and watch the part where the Shermans rushed the island and Japanese and defended, it was lit
that crusader is like: I shall not fall!! oh and just smash all the enemies :)
Man, i never knew that the ASU-57 is smaller than Winston Churchill's sugar case. But the mind of the Warrior in that ASU-57 is bigger than the whole map of 2nd battle of El Alamein.
The last one was really good you gotta admit it
commander: "where'd our tank go"?
Gunner: "Rambo borrowed it"
That was a cheeky Crusader...
Must be drinking some strong tea!
no aussie beer
nope he was eating toast
no
nope he was like wait for it... :) super saiyan
I love to read cringy comments by people that really want those golden eagles.
same lmao
l'mao me too
2:03 "Put that on Thunder Show!" Smile! You're on camera!
Such big country, such small tank :-)
Panzer: Where is little Russian morsel?
Asu: Say hi to satan for me
Panzer: what was that?
Asu: In the corner of your eye, there you see him; Hollywood superstar ASU labeuf!
I love this show
Tales of the ASU-57:
Commander: Let's sit behind this destroyed KV, and wait for the Germans.
Crew: Sir Yes sir, they will never notice us.
Narrator: Minutes past, crew plays poker. Germans roll past oblivious of everything!
In this episode of Top Thunder : A low and aware ASU, The Jolly Bomber Mustang, A Lone Wolf Crusader and finally a fantastic film about the Pacific War.
Who said anything about Russian Bias? The ASU simply got a Romulan Cloaking Device that made him look like a little doggy.Panzer 1: "Hey there little guy!"ASU: "Woof woof.... BANG"Panzer 2: "Hans? Where are you? I can only see this little doggy!"
cringe
ASU you idiot...
You could have just let me know I got it wrong in a nice way. My keyboard is slightly broken. Besides, I wasn't the only one to get it wrong.
the lone rider is a beast, and too cool to aim.
if you don't know what that is shooting you, the best way must be to drive away. Run! panzer run!
The mighty ASU activates it's stealth cloak again after taking its first victim, and it watches and waits as its second victim cowers in fear.
Now is the time to strike! Our prey is trying to run, attack now!
3:02.
Just like James Bond.
Walks into a building.
Gun shots...
Walks out while building explodes.
It is not camping it is tactically positioning yourself in a spot you can take advantage of
ZSU: WHO'S THE REAL MAUS NOW!!!
dont just dont
Nope .-.
White PzKpfw IV: I can take him master, just let me
Yellow PzKpfw IV: No my young student, he will defeat you
White PzKpfw IV: No he won't, I will emerge victorious
White PzKpfw IV is destroyed
Yellow PzKpfw IV: My student, you should of listened, I WILL AVENGE YOU!
Yellow PzKpfw IV is destroyed
ASU-57: All to easy
ASU: *Russian accent*Look comrade, new cloaking device, very effective, Da. Oh panzer is coming!!!
Panzer:*get shot* NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!!!!!!
0:38
1- the white panther:Jeff cover me i'm going in
2-the brown panther: Ok mike go ahead
3-the white panther:Hey Jeff do u hear something?
4-the brown panther:No mike Ze area is clear
5- the white panther: * Sees the russian tank * Jeff!!! IT"S ZE Russian Bai.......
6-the brown panther: Mike?? Mike??? Sh*t Omg let's get Ze hack out of here
7- the russian tank : I see u comrade * Shoots the panther *
8:the brown panther: AHH I'm hit russian tanks op plz nerf........... * Dies *
I hope u liked it :D
except there weren't panthers but PzIV
edit it delete everything and add a lenny face
I blame Georgy Malenkov for giving up my glorious ASU-57.
Panzer: No enemy in sight, Just a wreckage, everything clear!
ASU: Surprise!
The rest is history.
crusader crew: Shit we are loosing!
commander: Save the queen!!
crusader crew: We cant they will cap it!
commander: Yes we can, the gods of tea will be with us.
That crusader came in like John Cena!!!
English HQ commander says: "we loose this battle"
but the Brave Commander of the Crusader says: "not still i'm here!"
and finally the Commander of the Brave Crusader was congrats by he's Queen, and now we have to call it: "Sir"
War Thunder, you should use Stratocirrus' EPIC video as the official release video for Naval Battles. Absolutely loved the video.
P-51: You want a win?
Enemy team: Yes!!! :D
P-51: Too bad, have bombs instead!
ASU-57:"Stalinium wont help... I have to play with my mates even if they're out of action!"
ASU: peek-a-boo!
White Pz.4: huh, wha...?
ASU: I see you
*First panzer dies* What hit me??? Second panzer: well I don't see anything, you must have killed yourself by running into that tank, I've done it before. *second panzer dies* uhh...Hans...I think we missed something...
Russians Dodgeball Tank Destroyer:
always remember the 5 D's: Dodge Duck Dip Dive... and Dodge!
Hauptmann:"Arno,Schulze,Hans, there is a gossip that ASU-57 destroyed two Pz.IV G in row, that Pz.IV from Division Panzer Lehr."
Schulze:"So ?."
Hauptmann:"Arno, we moving to find that ASU-57 and prepare the kits for our transmission,Schnell!."
Arno:"Yes Hauptmann."
*to be contiue in next video*
Sings such a beautiful display like that at the end, it inspires me, it's time to start ramping up support for Yorktown, Clamagore, and Laffy, they are in a horrible state, they need repair, people need to see them, we need to preserve them for future generations!
May we never forget those who gave their lives in that war regardless of their nation, Allied or Axis.
i can already read the chat from the Pacific battle:
"OMG A6M is UFO please nerf it!!"
"Lol Us team climbed... how rare?"
Some say they can still here that crusader shooting striking tea and crumpets into the hearts of the enemy's. For queen and country could be heard throughout the hills, some say he was myth but a myth can turn into a crusade.
I can imagine the tanks facing that lone crusader going "come on comrades he's a man, not a god!"
coming this summer: Nigel Rambo
Pz IV "alright boys move up
ASU-57 "yes move up, a little more, pew"
Pz IV "ah, who is shooting me?"
ASU-57 "he he pew"
Pz IV "you sneaky little bug."
The crusaders crew must of had some very special tea and biscuits to pull that off!
Remember the pet ASU a couple episodes ago? Well, now he's a big dog ready to fight! Watch how a mere dog takes how two panzers!
crusader crew "god help us! crusader commander "hold my tea. for king and country!!"
this is so dissapointing that I had only met you guys. wish I recorded this amazing event that happened!
Me and my friend where in a custom match. I was just trying out tanks and I was driving a tier I american light tank and my friend called out a Maus. so we both tag teamed on it. we where so small and fast, we maneuvered around its shots. my friend went behind him with a tier 5 tank I believe and I ran up to the front. we both pushed into its front and back side making the Maus's front lift up, practically crushing me. keep in mind I'm using a tier I american tank, I shot into its bottom and after about 5-6 shots, I killed the Maus for the first time. a truly heroic moment!
3:00
Crusader: HERE I COME NI**AS!!
Enemy1: Oh, a targ...
Crusader: K Boom MUTHAFUCKAR
Enemy2: You! STAHP RIGHT TH...!
Crusader: TAKE ZIS!!
Enemy3: NAIN!! DON'T DO ZIS TO MEH!!!
Crusader: BANG! (Starts singing Gonna Fly Now)
Enemy 4 and 5: You aren't going far with this anymore!!
Crusader: FIRE!!
Enemy 4: MATE! WHAT THE HELL!
Crusader: KABLANG!
the crusader is like rambo. no one can kill him but he can destroy everything
you know whats the most epic? This Show every Friday !!!! :D
Here both Panzer 4 & ASU-57 had learned a lesson that, "SIZE , ARMOR & GUN" doesn't matter , You know how to play best with your tanks, than step on it ,War thunder is that Game were you can prove it .
Legends: A holy grail shall be found only if a Crusader heaves fools out of Holy Capture Point by himself.
Crusader: Say no more.
the lone crusader : "that is not my war ... but I'm going to finish it ."
The crusaders commander would have been like "TO JERUSALEM, WE MUST CONTINUE THE CRUSADES! Hold my tea Smithy we got some jerrys coming up!" (Kills all enemy's) "WE HAVE FREED THE KINGDOM OF POINT A! My tea please Smithy."
That ASU took bush and in this case tenk kemping to a whole new level. Good grief Schrader better not find this tank
Enemy team : We are going to win so close,
Crusader : My team is dead....
One of the enemy tanks crushes a tea box by mistake in the capture point.
Crusader : NOOOOO! (Goes for the win)
A conversation when a Maus and ASU-57 get into close combat:
Maus: Ha! Try to pen this armor ASU-57
ASU-57: Try to shoot me
Maus: Aw crap I can depress enough!
ASU-57: Should Have thought about that komrade! SOVIET BIAS!
Driver: comander i bet we cant take the enemy outComlandet: i bet my life!!!
Oh 10 seconds left for my Team i need to decap the point and kill all enemis. 1 Minute Later this was a great day for me i Have kill all enemis and Win. This day was wunderbar
P-51 flashback: Master: *cough cough*. P-51: MASTER! NOOOOOOO!! Master: remember your training, please, avenge me... P-51: Yes master.... Now: *dropping bombs* BOOOOOM... P-51: I have avenged you master, thank you...
"Two high explosive weapons of last resort"
Oh you mean the two high explosive nukes of last resort.
Panzer IV- All coast is clear Panzer vor
ASU 57- Let's show the power of the Vodka
Panzer IV- Neinnnnnnn Where did that come from ?
ASU 57- Vodkaaaaaa
that crusader just crusade some crusader with his crusader along with some of his crusader's friends in his crusader. much crusader such shot
PZ.IV: It's my birthday today but nobody has congratulated me :(
ASU-57: Suprise! Happy birthday. Let's celebrate with some fireworks!
You know amount of tea and cake was very small in WW2. The crew of the Crusader got their first high tea after 2 years of battle. Fight for our tea again!
The lone ranger cant be that lonely.....He has all those enemies to play with :D
ASU: Im to scared, im gona hide behind that tank
White Panzer: Cover me, im going to scout mision
Orange Panzer: Ok
ASU: Surprise!
White Panzer: X_X
Orange Panzer: Where is he?
ASU: C´mon come to daddy.
Orange Panzer: Aaaaah im outa here
ASU: Nope
Orange Panzer X_X
ASU-57: Hah, I should scare these Germans
Pz IV: Whaaat?! My friend is dead, must be some SU-100s in the corner.
ASU-57: Why aren't you noticing me?
Pz IV: I think the threat is gone...
ASU-57: Notice the Russian Bear!
T 50 flanking the rear an unaware Tiger H1.
"Ha Ha! We have upper hand! Fire the cannon comrades and show these fascist what were made of!"
TING
Tiger Commander
"Hans did you drop something metal?"
"No Commander.."
"Huh.. it must've been my imagination."
-when starts the Cruiser cean- THIS IS THE FINAL COUNT DOWN!!! -The music keeps going-
azu: ooo germans, mwahahahaha
panzer 4: dududu just cruzing along
azu: peekaboo
panzer4: oh no the infamous stealth azu, RETREAT!
azu: nope no escape for you
pz4 ally: uhhh what just happened
Most original videos: 3rd time in a row, the same OST over and over and over again.
ASU: peekaboo!
Panzer 4: (*confused screaming*)
Joe "Lightning" Little does not go easy on his enemy, nor does Montogomery ;)
Joe is from The Red Tails if you didnt know
Red Tails? The newer movie of the 2? Eww. Makes War Thunder look like DCS that one does.
Panzer: We are smart going around all the enemies like this ja?
ASU: PEEK A BOO!
Panzer: NIEN!
ASU: I SEE YOU!
The story of rambo starts in the WW2 when is father Take a point with his lone crusador
Are you guys sure that Crusader wasn't crewed by Aussies? Because that was BLOODY GORGEOUS
ASU: stay low Commrad they wont see us
Panzer:come out come out where ever you are
ASU: ok Commrad
Panzer:NOOOO IM SUPOSED TO KILL YOU!!!!
Panzer #2: oh god!!!
ASU: now you come out Commrad
Panzer #2 commander: RUN DRIVER RUN!!!!!!
ASU: oh no Commrad come here
Panzer #2: he wont see us behind the building
ASU: CHARGE COMMRAD
Panzer #2: DARN YOU ASU ( slowly dies)
Panzer #2 NOOOOOOO!
ASU playing Where's the baby, THERE HE IS!!
Did anyone else notice a guy called "ImmortalDick" on the lone riders team (about middle of team list name in left corner) XD legend.
well in WOT there are equipments that sometimes save the Battle, in WarThunder there are cruiseres that save battles
ASU: "They'll never see us"
white PZ IV: "Move up Hans, we take the street"
ASU: "FIRE!"
white PZ IV: "FALL BACK! Klaus where did that shot come from!"
ASU: "one more shot riiiiiiiiiiggghhhhttt there. Good shot comrade!"
*white PZ IV explodes*
tan PZ IV: "Let's get out of here ja?"
ASU: "alright now where's your friend? NO don't run!
*tan PZ IV dies*
They see me rollin'
They hatin', patrollin' and tryna catch me ridin' dirty
never fit soo good in warthunder :D
When you unit the stealth, the heavy weapon, and the lone wolf
You get the A-team
P51 mustang with bombs dropping close to ground... Yea try that on RB 😂
In Soviet Russia even children story has tank:
Where is ASU? Is it behind this wrecked KV hull... nooo, it's not there,
Is it behind the fence... nooo, it's not there either,
Is it behind the ruined house... nooo, not there,
Oh THERE is ASU, shooting me from behind!
The US said, England couldn't win this battle by themselves.
Crusader Commander: Hold my tea.
Narrator : They say to this day that EVERY British tank has a secret Russian Command.
Russian Commander : Less talk more Shooting.
*Insta kills German tank*
That ASU played the ultimate game of peekaBOOM
The British tankers always go one by one so that the rest can enjoy a tea break