This is the only comment here that is good. The rest are shitty comments trying to claw their way up to win 1000 whole GE. Insulting the motherland takes balls. I like it.
Cromwell Gunner: Sir! German vehicle spotted in the fields to the East! Cromwell Commander: By Jove! What is it, a Tiger? Or a Panzer IV? Gunner: N-no Sir! It's... a Stuka!
Upon seeing the giant Stuka, with it's huge cannons and speed, far outracing his Panzer IV's, Erwin Rommel is quoted saying: "Welche Art von Todesmaschinerie ist das? Holen Sie sich unsere Wissenschaftler, schnell!" ("What kind of deathmachine is that? Get our scientists on it, fast!")
It would have been nice to get translation, as most of us dont speak German..:/ But cause i'm a nice guy, heres the translation: "What kind of death machine is that? Get our scientist's, fast!"
AAA Teacher: Always aim your guns up when firing at airplanes! AAA Student: My mummy says she saw a Stuka driving AAA Teacher: Stop lying! AAA Student: Look! Stuka: They seem rollin' They hatin'
T28: I bet you 100 Euro you cant kill me. Fw190: Game on! *Does barrel roll flat spin* Fw190: HA! Got you ya filthy Rusky! T28: Well, since you apparently don't know your history, the Euro hasn't even been invited yet! Fw190: Well played, but... ever heard of Thunder Show?
The Americans and Japanese are known for their weight lifting, while the British for their hunting prowess on the Ice and the Germans are so acrobatic, and once again Americans are so sabres when it comes to ice ballets....War thunder Aircraft Olympics ! Proudly Sponsored by Gaijin entertainment and brought to you by the Thunder Show !
tail gunner:You are a genius Hanz. Hans *pilot*:Why thank you. *enemy plane inbound* ALLY pilot:Oh! A stuka. ehhhhhhh....... looks like these jerries are trying to drive towards their base, *WHAT MONSTROSITY IS THIS?!*
Stuka: tank comrades cover me i am drive back to the base tank comrade: just fly back stuka: no i need to drive stuka: i got one long drive back to the base so see you there flying comrades flying comrade: see you there
Flying comrade is safe as T34's seem be able to fly also. Those also have time traveling capabilities, jumping from one place to another.. (hack, lag, or soviet tech is ridiculously more advanced that it was told) I'm guessing Thunder show will not show videos that show bugs and problems with the game..
Stuka: Hmm I don't like to restart my engine. Let me say I'm driving home. My Grammar Nazi friend in a BF109 corrected me to fly. I said Nope. My friend says: Sind Sie geisteskrank !?
You can always try to break that record ;) All stunts have been made in RB... in AB I guess you could do even 10 of them. Ahhh and I don't know if there's any other plane what can do that what Me 262 (all series)
Are the Stuka and the BV-238 distant relatives or cousins? Because they are both... bombers, they are both German and they are both used in just about every way they are not supposed to be.
One day a couple was going to have a picnic while enjoying the beautiful sunset. They set up, ate then chose to relax. Then once they got all comfortable a bloody stuka came wizzing by at 240kmh. "That my kids, why you don't go on a date during World War 2." Father stated "But dad i want to grow up to be just like you! And with Donald Trump as president ill be able to recreate this romantic afternoon but with rocket guided nukes flying by at god knows what speed" his Son replied "Thats my boy, just make sure you live to tell the tale to your own Son, would you?" his Father questioned "Sure thing dad, gnight" "Good night son" he Replied
Tempest : haha got you ..!! FW-190: mmmmh nice shot but i stell have a half of a plan . Tempest: and ? FW-190: LOOK AT THAT.. BOOM!! T-283 - Tempest : NO WAY ...!!!!!!!!!!
Stuka pilot: oh shiet Hans our engine it is damaged Gunner: oh nien what will we do Stuka pilot: I will have to emergency land Gunner: but how will we get back to base to get da strudel Stuka pilot: we will drive just like the mighty Kubel wagen the soon to be best tier 5 vehicle
OMG.. NO WAY... 3:28, "Quetzalkoatl" i remember that guy! i played against him in my mig9!.. his name bothered me, since its not "QuetzalKOATl" but Quetzalcoatlus.. thats why i remembered him..
that t28 saw its life flash before it's eyes and that t29 proved that any thing can be used as a bullet to kill something even a tank shell against a air plane
Revvin' up your engine Listen to her howlin' roar Metal under tension Beggin' you to touch and go Highway to the friendly arfield Ride into the stuka's zone come on sing with me, you know the song!
Ah, the Ju-87, a GREAT series aircraft A tank annihilator (G-1) A dog fighter (the D-5 with the extra cannons) And a car with a turret! KRUPP STAHL ÜBER ALLES
(Get in the zone, auto zone) As you can see, this amazing Stuka was equipped with the finest suspension and wheels in the market. After a amazing engine upgrade, it hits over 200 kilometers an hour!!! You can be just like this Stuka, even you BV238. Yes that's right, even the sluggish Flying boat can be like this speedy Stuka... (Get in the zone, auto zone)
At the hangar "Hello Mr. spookston, what seems to be the problem today?" "Well, my stuka is having engine trouble. It keeps overheating and I end up having to turn it off to avoid it catching fire." "Okay, give me a minute to talk to the tow-truck driver who picked you up." "What tow-truck driver?"
Introducing: Universal shells! For Anti air and anti tank use! - Does it mean I can destroy a tank and a plane at the same time? - No it doesnt work like th.... - Yes! They are great! - What!?
Drive the Stuka into the sunset... Drive the Stuka into the sunset... Drive the Stuka into the sunset... Drive the Stuka into the sunset... Drive the Stuka into the sunset... Drive the Stuka into the sunset... (Cue epic guitar solo)
A new line of vehicles are being made today! The Stukar! Retired Stukas and old, damaged, or destroyed vehicles are being remade and remodeled to fit the body and the shape of the Stuka. Road Tires for the vehicle have been slapped onto the Stuka with better braking and more handling. The Stukar will be a three wheeled contraption like those other three wheeled cars. But the Stukar has the wheel base flipped around! One wheel in the rear and two wheels in the front. Steering will be in the front of the vehicle, while there is no steering or power to the rear wheel. Steering and power to the wheels will be at the front of the vehicle. So get it today at any local dealership near you!
T29 Commander: "Hey bearcat, I bet I can get a double kill." Bearcat pilot: "I bet my plane you dont" (T29 fires) Bearcat pilot:"WHAT WAS THAT!?" T29 Commander: "A double kill, but you can keep the plane...."
Enemy: Hey Stukka, what u doing? Stukka: driving back to base. Enemy: Ha, that is so dumb. I would never think of such a stupid idea. Stukka: They see me rollin' They Hatin'
Driving back to base, i remember when my Do-335 rear engine died after making a 5m emergency pull, couldn't stay airborn but driving to base was sure possible, shame it ended too soon via ticket bleed
German Plane: Hans, you seem to be damaged, how are you gonna get back to base? Stuka: I'ma drive back to base. German Plane: You mean fly. Stuka: Nope, now hold my beer!
Stuka gunner: Good God that hit hard. Where did he hit? Stuka pilot: He completely ruined the radiator. Won't be able to keep up the flying. Gunner: Should we bail then? Pilot: Hey, wasn't I a racing driver before the war? Gunner:Yes? Pilot: THEN HOLD MY PRETZEL WE ARE GOING OFF ROADING!
The wild Stuka naturally like to stay in the air to hunt for it prey, However this wild Stuka has evolved so much it now hunts on the ground looking for small bt7’s to devour. The Stuka May never have to fly again because the food is plentiful on the ground.
American: By god what is that thing? It must be going 240km/h! Brit: Bloody hell that things fast! German: Ah I see you like our experimental ground vehicle, the Boden Stuka! (Ground Stuka)
And that, is how you go from Stuka to Stug.
LOL SturzkampGeschütz XDXDXD
The Stug life
stuga
@@mariebcfhs9491 okay, that one was good, haha
ground forces Olympics will be better then the 2020 Olympics
lol sure
Fireraid233 Fancy
in WoT it would be TOG of war.
Trash game by trash slavs
Www,Google,it
We didn't see any russian vehicles in the gymnastics. I guess they might have used some illegal substance again.
This is the only comment here that is good. The rest are shitty comments trying to claw their way up to win 1000 whole GE. Insulting the motherland takes balls. I like it.
LLOLLLOLOLLOL
Kattsen yes the where taking bias pills again
plus "I bet the police couldn't catch that stuka..." is the one that won
Even though I putin my best effort, and team members lenin a hand, I always have an enemy reich behind me!
Get out, pls.
i dont get it
Aveeeno +5000 GE
Aveeeno stop Russian with those puns
Aveeeno that's awesome I hope you win best comment you deserve it
random fact: that stuka was faster on the ground than all the production cars of it's time
did u just use alex kersten as ur profile pic?
im proud of you son
did u just use alex kersten as ur profile pic?
im proud of you son
Aaron Xavier Lobo yup, from the "shit car salesmen say" video
*lmao xd real comedy genious*
Cromwell Gunner: Sir! German vehicle spotted in the fields to the East!
Cromwell Commander: By Jove! What is it, a Tiger? Or a Panzer IV?
Gunner: N-no Sir! It's... a Stuka!
Upon seeing the giant Stuka, with it's huge cannons and speed, far outracing his Panzer IV's, Erwin Rommel is quoted saying: "Welche Art von Todesmaschinerie ist das? Holen Sie sich unsere Wissenschaftler, schnell!"
("What kind of deathmachine is that? Get our scientists on it, fast!")
Brandon Robertson you should win just because of the effort
Hussain Almosawi thanks mate!
It would have been nice to get translation, as most of us dont speak German..:/
But cause i'm a nice guy, heres the translation:
"What kind of death machine is that? Get our scientist's, fast!"
Hellsong89
That was in the read more
It was in the read more, idiot.
AAA Teacher: Always aim your guns up when firing at airplanes!
AAA Student: My mummy says she saw a Stuka driving
AAA Teacher: Stop lying!
AAA Student: Look!
Stuka: They seem rollin' They hatin'
lmao
T28: I bet you 100 Euro you cant kill me.
Fw190: Game on!
*Does barrel roll flat spin*
Fw190: HA! Got you ya filthy Rusky!
T28: Well, since you apparently don't know your history, the Euro hasn't even been invited yet!
Fw190: Well played, but... ever heard of Thunder Show?
Congratulations, Fw-190A has learned matrix!
Indra Ida Bagus thats wath i was thinkingo on comenting obout it!!!!
Looks like Junkers has a future in the automobile industry
The Americans and Japanese are known for their weight lifting, while the British for their hunting prowess on the Ice and the Germans are so acrobatic, and once again Americans are so sabres when it comes to ice ballets....War thunder Aircraft Olympics ! Proudly Sponsored by Gaijin entertainment and brought to you by the Thunder Show !
4:38 wtf where was that recorded???
Meet the Stuka, the fastest car of WW2.
tail gunner:You are a genius Hanz.
Hans *pilot*:Why thank you.
*enemy plane inbound*
ALLY pilot:Oh! A stuka. ehhhhhhh....... looks like these jerries are trying to drive towards their base,
*WHAT MONSTROSITY IS THIS?!*
This Stuka pilot simply wanted to practice before Ice Skate Race in War Thunder Olympics :)
Stuka: tank comrades cover me i am drive back to the base
tank comrade: just fly back
stuka: no i need to drive
stuka: i got one long drive back to the base so see you there flying comrades
flying comrade: see you there
Flying comrade is safe as T34's seem be able to fly also. Those also have time traveling capabilities, jumping from one place to another.. (hack, lag, or soviet tech is ridiculously more advanced that it was told) I'm guessing Thunder show will not show videos that show bugs and problems with the game..
Stuka: Hmm I don't like to restart my engine. Let me say I'm driving home. My Grammar Nazi friend in a BF109 corrected me to fly. I said Nope. My friend says: Sind Sie geisteskrank !?
cant wait for the next thunderlympyics.I wonder if the me 262 can do a quadrupal flip?
You can always try to break that record ;)
All stunts have been made in RB... in AB I guess you could do even 10 of them.
Ahhh and I don't know if there's any other plane what can do that what Me 262 (all series)
plz like
no free GE for u!!
rude
Are the Stuka and the BV-238 distant relatives or cousins? Because they are both... bombers, they are both German and they are both used in just about every way they are not supposed to be.
German engineering at it's finest
Terrain, Terrain! Pull Up, Pull Up!
Why don't War Thunder Planes have this system?
Low ground detection warning systems?
Welcome to warthunder. Where we have swimming tanks, flying ships and now driving planes.
The fw 190 pulled a red tails maneuver on a tank.......MIND BLOWN
that FW190 kill was glorius, much respect epic play!
What's next in these Olympics? FLYING BOAT RACE
phly did a kv-2 jousting once right
phly did it once if im not mistaken, should be on his channel until now
One day a couple was going to have a picnic while enjoying the beautiful sunset. They set up, ate then chose to relax. Then once they got all comfortable a bloody stuka came wizzing by at 240kmh.
"That my kids, why you don't go on a date during World War 2." Father stated
"But dad i want to grow up to be just like you! And with Donald Trump as president ill be able to recreate this romantic afternoon but with rocket guided nukes flying by at god knows what speed" his Son replied
"Thats my boy, just make sure you live to tell the tale to your own Son, would you?" his Father questioned
"Sure thing dad, gnight"
"Good night son" he Replied
Because you added" Donald Trump"Gaijin won't read your comment.Nice try
Maus Tanker True, dammit xD
Can we call that the stanzer (stukapanzer)?
Maybe it would pull an ASU-57 also for fun
*No, we can call it Stukarzkampfwagen.*
More like *Sturzkampfwagen*
Dayum! That Fw musta been like: "Time to show them that trick I learnt!"
Those hunters were practicing for the Fitness Gram Pacer Test
0:51
Stuka Gunner: Look out squirrels! Hans is going off-roading again!
Squirrels: Time to move out again...
Firebox26
Email: spudp1@hotmail.com
I wonder which one is a true statement, the plane hitting the bullet or the bullet hitting the plane?
When the allies saw the ju87 driving on the ground they thought it was a new tank so started faster development of a new tank!
I mean the Stuka was flying. It probably hit at least 90 km/h
That moment when everything slows down and you have one rocket.
These are the winter Olimpic Games wathunder
When the summer Olympic Games and the Paralympics
That poor bear cat has worse luck than me. Please Martha come back the kids miss you,
German engineering + An idea = Genius
Remember kids if its stupid but it works, it ain´t stupid.
Tempest : haha got you ..!!
FW-190: mmmmh nice shot but i stell have a half of a plan .
Tempest: and ?
FW-190: LOOK AT THAT.. BOOM!!
T-283 - Tempest : NO WAY ...!!!!!!!!!!
I nominate the Stuka to be the first flying tank to be in The Grand War Thunder ground forces race
Stuka pilot: oh shiet Hans our engine it is damaged
Gunner: oh nien what will we do
Stuka pilot: I will have to emergency land
Gunner: but how will we get back to base to get da strudel
Stuka pilot: we will drive just like the mighty Kubel wagen the soon to be best tier 5 vehicle
The T 29 saw the bearcat betray freedom an decided to start the flame of Uncle Sam in him again.
Famous Quote From The K-V2: "When you have this much derp, you don't need depression"
Black fire Illuminati can not defeat the derp
When the stars align and the rotation speed of the Earth matches the rotation speed of an out-of-control Fw 190,some epic stuff happens it seems.
That's why, my dear children, Stukas can't pull up their landing gear.
Ju87 turns into new german propeller driven tank with stalinium piercing guns
Next on Wii Sports: War Thunder Olympics 2016 Limited Edition
OMG.. NO WAY... 3:28, "Quetzalkoatl" i remember that guy! i played against him in my mig9!.. his name bothered me, since its not "QuetzalKOATl" but Quetzalcoatlus.. thats why i remembered him..
Hans: this is Hans, requesting flyby.
Radio Operator: Negative, Hans. The pattern is full.
Hans: *grins at rear gunner*
Tank gunner: Look there, sir! It's a tank powered by a propeller going 200 km/h!
Tank Commander: That's no tank.
The Stuka wasn't just amazing for driving back to base, he survived a head on with a 37mm rapid firing cannon!
0:50 The moment when your SturzKampfFlugzeug becomes the SturzKampfWagen instead.
Stuka:Ima drive back to base.
Person:Fly* Y did u say drive?
Stuka:no bro fly
some people r just smart.
that t28 saw its life flash before it's eyes and that t29 proved that any thing can be used as a bullet to kill something even a tank shell against a air plane
Revvin' up your engine
Listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under tension
Beggin' you to touch and go
Highway to the friendly arfield
Ride into the stuka's zone
come on sing with me, you know the song!
Stukas was also known as a flying vehicle as well.
Ah, the Ju-87, a GREAT series aircraft
A tank annihilator (G-1)
A dog fighter (the D-5 with the extra cannons)
And a car with a turret!
KRUPP STAHL ÜBER ALLES
when you drive plane on ground enemy not know if to anti-air or artillery.
(Get in the zone, auto zone)
As you can see, this amazing Stuka was equipped with the finest suspension and wheels in the market. After a amazing engine upgrade, it hits over 200 kilometers an hour!!!
You can be just like this Stuka, even you BV238. Yes that's right, even the sluggish Flying boat can be like this speedy Stuka...
(Get in the zone, auto zone)
At the hangar
"Hello Mr. spookston, what seems to be the problem today?"
"Well, my stuka is having engine trouble. It keeps overheating and I end up having to turn it off to avoid it catching fire."
"Okay, give me a minute to talk to the tow-truck driver who picked you up."
"What tow-truck driver?"
War Thunder should consider adding the Stuka as a ground unit.
I missed the Olympics this year thanks for filling me in.
"I have learned to control time and space. What do i get for that"
"5000 golden birds"
1:39
T-29: Hey look, Jack of all trades has been activated!
M-46: like you could ever achieve that...
T-29: Hold my beer
Gaijin entertainment presents "War Thunder Thuderlympics"
Wow, dont you see that bearcat didnt get shot down it just recieved a bearhug from his friends.
Introducing: Universal shells! For Anti air and anti tank use!
- Does it mean I can destroy a tank and a plane at the same time?
- No it doesnt work like th....
- Yes! They are great!
- What!?
Drive the Stuka into the sunset...
Drive the Stuka into the sunset...
Drive the Stuka into the sunset...
Drive the Stuka into the sunset...
Drive the Stuka into the sunset...
Drive the Stuka into the sunset...
(Cue epic guitar solo)
The planes fly low so that they can distract enemy ground targets... But the T29 wasn't distracted enough and focused on his target!
A new line of vehicles are being made today! The Stukar! Retired Stukas and old, damaged, or destroyed vehicles are being remade and remodeled to fit the body and the shape of the Stuka. Road Tires for the vehicle have been slapped onto the Stuka with better braking and more handling. The Stukar will be a three wheeled contraption like those other three wheeled cars. But the Stukar has the wheel base flipped around! One wheel in the rear and two wheels in the front. Steering will be in the front of the vehicle, while there is no steering or power to the rear wheel. Steering and power to the wheels will be at the front of the vehicle. So get it today at any local dealership near you!
T29 Commander: "Hey bearcat, I bet I can get a double kill." Bearcat pilot: "I bet my plane you dont" (T29 fires) Bearcat pilot:"WHAT WAS THAT!?" T29 Commander: "A double kill, but you can keep the plane...."
halkhogan: get those gear going brother!
It looks like this Fw-190 used V.A.T.S. on this T-28 to slow down time for a perfect shot.
That epic fail was definitely more of an epic win for the tank
Enemy: Hey Stukka, what u doing?
Stukka: driving back to base.
Enemy: Ha, that is so dumb. I would never think of such a stupid idea.
Stukka: They see me rollin' They Hatin'
Driving back to base, i remember when my Do-335 rear engine died after making a 5m emergency pull, couldn't stay airborn but driving to base was sure possible, shame it ended too soon via ticket bleed
German Plane: Hans, you seem to be damaged, how are you gonna get back to base?
Stuka: I'ma drive back to base.
German Plane: You mean fly.
Stuka: Nope, now hold my beer!
that stuka be like they see me rolling they hatin
ju87 didn forget to fly he just wanted to be accepted by ground forces
Stuka gunner: Good God that hit hard. Where did he hit?
Stuka pilot: He completely ruined the radiator. Won't be able to keep up the flying.
Gunner: Should we bail then?
Pilot: Hey, wasn't I a racing driver before the war?
Gunner:Yes?
Pilot: THEN HOLD MY PRETZEL WE ARE GOING OFF ROADING!
3:10 "Let show you a little trick I learned."
Top of the line German Engineering, with a 5 star safety rating. The New 2016 JU-87 Stuka. Get your's today at your local Junkers dealer.
Stuka: 'they see me rolling, they hatin' they wanna catch me rigind dirty
Stukka : darn the air police got me.... can't get back to base with this radiator. Wait! I have fixed wheels! Might as well use them for something
"I'm gonna catch it. I'm gonna catch it! I'M GONNA CATCH IT! YES! I CATCHED IT!"
Why is the H8K so much bigger than the Catalina? Are the Japanese compensating for something?
The wild Stuka naturally like to stay in the air to hunt for it prey, However this wild Stuka has evolved so much it now hunts on the ground looking for small bt7’s to devour. The Stuka May never have to fly again because the food is plentiful on the ground.
Hans: I have to pee.
Franz: That is IT! I am turning this Stuka around and we are going home! No battle for you!
Hans: Awwww...
Always make sure you bring the right vehicle to driving school
Stuka lands starts to drive "they see me Rollin they hatin "
This is the most epic episode in my opinion.
(To aircraft manufacturer) : We need a new plane skate for the Winter Olympics!
(Aircraft manufacturer) : Hold my Ice Tea.
radio operator: you got shoot down and you can't do anything with 1 rocket downed
Pilot: hold my beer
That Stuka is the reason why people have the great idea to try and make tanks fly
Tanker:I shot down a plane with my cannon!
Commander:I'll believe you when a Stuka becomes a tank.
*Stuka drives back to base*
Tanker:You were saying?
Stuka : Oh god i hate trafic !
Ally : Ja there are many players still alive and the sky looks busy indeed!
Stuka : Sky ? Hehe thats cute!
American: By god what is that thing? It must be going 240km/h!
Brit: Bloody hell that things fast!
German: Ah I see you like our experimental ground vehicle, the Boden Stuka! (Ground Stuka)
This year, the olympics will be different. We will have weight lifting, ice skating , backflips and that all done by WarThunder players. Applause!!!
when not only the air radar catch the stuka but the one on the road too
H8K3: Hey PBY, Do you even lift bro?
They see me rollin'
They hatin', patrollin', and tryin' a catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin' a catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin' a catch me ridin' dirty