A song for Carbon Tuna: *_I'm gonna fight 'em off!_* *_A 16 vs 1 couldn't hold me back!_* *_They're gonna shoot it off!_* *_Taking their time right behind my spawn!_* *_And I'm talking to myself right now 'cause there ain't no one left on my team!_* *_Back and fourth through my sight hiding behind a bush!_* *_And the message comin' from my gun says, "Victory is MINE!"_* *_I don't wanna hear about it!_* *_Every single one's got a grind to do!_* *_Everyone knows about it!_* *_From Anton's Desk to the Forums of Hell!_* *_And if I catch you comin' back my way, I'm a shoot at you!_* *_And that ain't what you want to hear, but that's what I'll do!_* *_And the feelin' coming from my bones says, "Carrying Time!"_* *_I'm gonna win it all!_* *_Despite your killstreak and map control!_* *_I'm gonna blow you up!_* *_Make flames shoot out every hatch!_* *_And I'm fighting, and I'm fighting, and I'm fighting;_* *_Right in front of Gaijin!_* *_And all the Golden Eagles are gonna be sent to me, and I will fight no more!_* *_And the stains comin' from your blood says, "VICTORY IS MINE!"_*
*Pregame* IL2: Stalin, guide my hand with Russian Bias. Show my enemies I can fight! *Gives Vodka to Stalin* Stalin: I will guide your bullets to their mark comrade. Also thanks for the vodka. *During game* IL2:Thank you Stalin. I have killed my enemies. Stalin in spirit: Da! You have won! Now I drop you like my wives. IL2: WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME! *IL2 Dies* Stalin:Bring me another vict-comrade
Yeah, i did within a few minutes, but after that assholes COPIED my comment, if you check my comment is the oldest, but somehow.. the copiers have more likes than me! and if they win, i wont even bother trying to get the eagles..
God Of Stealth Well technically you could try to make, let's say, 10 fake accounts and give your comment some likes, and then use them to reply to your comment, It seems that UA-cam likes comments with lots of replies and likes
How to not suck at War thunder: A little bit of Panther in your life, A little bit of is-1 by your side, A little bit of Pershing is all you need, A little bit of T-44 is what you see, A little bit of T-25 in the sun, A little bit of AD-2 all night long, A little bit of m16 here I am, A little bit of Jumbo makes me your man.
GAZ- "Beep beep! pew pew! take that! pew pew!" Leopard- "Go away I'm trying to concentrate" GAZ- "pew pew, beep beep!" Leopard- "get back here!" GAZ- "beep beep, can't catch me can you haha!" Leopard- "ah HA HA! but you do not know my secret weapon!" GAZ- "pew pew! beep beep! what's that?" Leopard- "ACTIVATE GERMAN TRANSMISSION REVERSE GEAR POOOOWWWWWEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!" GAZ- "NOOOOOOO- *crunch* "
This is the original version, all the other people just fucking ripped me off, my comment is the oldest, they just saw my comment, thought it was awesome, but dont like it, just copy paste it!
Welcome back to National Gulagraphic. Today, we take a look at the leopard. We have learnt that cats do not like water, work as teams and now, we learn that cats are very hungry and would do anything for gas. We've also learnt that cats maybe playful with their team members but sometimes, they can get clumsy.
"How can I help you, West Germany?" "I need a Leopard to clobber that there lorry!" "We'll give it an upgrade in 1.63." "I'll get it with a money back guarantee!"
Russian milk truck: WOOOOOOOOO Leo: bleh, hans look is cute little milk truck hans: ya das is too weak to kill us bahaha milk truck: escuse comrade is say what? leo:OH SNAP hans shuut him!! milk truck: ring a round teh roses, pockets full of roses *sips vodka* AHAHA Leo: silly little milk truck is go to hell! milk truck: oh u see ivan, when under estimate german kitty kat, is get run over... *SPLAT* Leo: Ya vol! to gulag vith u!!
Before fighting leopard GAZ driver: " hey comrade, how about a small drink? GAZ gunner: " you should not be drinking! Encounter happens Driver: aaaaah ha ha ha for Mather Russia! GUNNER: nooooooooooooo
The GAZ driver was like: HOLD ON KOMRADES I GOT DIS! And the komrades sitting outside at the truck's gun: WE ARE GETTING SHOT BUT DON'T WORRY VODKA CAN TREAT US )))
The Leopard and Gaz were dancing! Until.. the Leopard stepped on the Gaz's foot. (Or) They were on a merry go round and the Leopard started feeling sick and fell on the Gaz.
The Gray Wolf wanders through the mountains just waiting for its preys! When the unaware prey is detected, it's taken out before it even knows where the attack came from. Nobody ever came back from the mountains... The mighty Wolf quickly earns it's fame and one day, man hunts it down! That was the legend of the Gray Wolf.
When you are not aware that the game has started and when you do the whole team is wipped out so you have to do all the work but luckily you are the GERMAN BIAS!
German Quality 14 : Enemy 3 "I think that is even worse than the Football game against Brasilia in the Last Championship" *shrugs* "Already Over?" *puts his Headset on the Table and takes a zip of his Beer" German Quality 15 : Enemy 3
Even an entire team cannot crush a Kv1... And if you see one of them there's no hope someone could help you... Tovarish my Brothers, for da MOTHERLAAAAND!
-You saw him? -Yes I saw. - He is dead Comrade Major - What do you mean dead? a tank? what are you talking about? - There are always people in the tanks. People fight and when scared, run away, do not shoot. but he was dead. Like a ghost. White tiger burned all of us
Tiger commander: We shall fight in Snow, we shall fight in the captur zones, we shall fight in the fields and in the street. We shall fight in the hills, we shall never surrender.
The last clip, the enemy team was probably divided into two groups: 50% where like: "muh german bias, germany OP" and the other 50% where like "omg hacks" , meanwhile Carbon Tuna was like : " POWEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR! UNLIMETED POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!
Commander: ahhhh a wild Gaz Loader: my MG will make it go kaboom (fails) Gunner:fire the 105(fails) Driver:maybe we should use the superior gear box Gaz Driver:NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! CRUNCH!
1:02 If your stuck in that situation try turning the turret the other way. Most tanks don't go as fast in reverse as they going forward, most tanks have not that good acceleration and tanks often take a relatively long time to turn enough to the right angle to continue (especially a front wheel steered vehicle). That may not work in every situation. If that doesn't work try driving away.
the leopard crushed the spaa with the small building the Patton thought its cuz of the BUILDING BIAS of the game, and thought he was safe in his inclosure, when finally he was proven wrong, when not just any but an ally shell killed him proving that there's no such thing as building bias
-Leopard:Help me Sheridan i am being attacked from the back! -Sheridan:No problem my friend , i am here to help you! "Sheridan shoots his teammate , teammate dies" -Sheridan's teammate:What are u doing ? -Sheridan: I am helping my friend! "Leopard shoots the sheridan in the back" -Sheridan:Nooo , i thought you are my friend! -Leopard:Germany does't have friends , just big guns!
Sheridan: Hey yo, lets wreck this little cat... 2v1, too easy! (he shoots and ignites his mate) Pershing: ... (and becomes a barbecue) Leopard: Wow, a rushing Sheridan! (Leo takes the shot and sets on fire the Sherid) Sheridan: Holy molly!!! It seems that we are now a barbecue too! Leopard: This is the best scenario for grilling Frankfurter sausages!!!
Ok Carl, you ready to execute our ultimate strategy? Carl: Yes! Chaaaarge! Fire! Goddammit Carl! you managed not only to miss the enemy but to set me on fire too!
If Russian Bias requires a Ushanka, Vodka (Kalashnikov vodka for best result), and some Soviet music (like Katyusha). British Bias requires a Top hat (and monocle), Earl Grey tea (just tea in general), and some British music (like Heart of Oak).
When a Leopard-1 saw a little AA: Leopard- Neah, he can't do nothing. But it's bothering me! Little buggy- Catch me if you can, kitty kitty! Leopard- Stop moving so fast!! Little bug! Little buggy- HAHA! you are too slow! Leopard- If i can't catch you, i can squash you! Little buggy- NOoo, please i can-t harm you! Boom! Leopard- GET! SQUISHD! BUG!
sheridan: i'll distract him, you come from behind and get him. Ally: ok sheridan:3, 2, 1, go! Ally:Hey sheridan:sorry, that was carl Carl the gunner:don't blame this on me
Panther: [*looking at the ground*] Look, a penny! Tiger: MEIN PENNY!! [*shoots*] KV-85: Comrade, is that a penny? Tiger: MEIN! [*shoots*] Wolverine: Oh, a penny! Tiger: MEIN! [*shoots*] Super Pershing: [*staring at a penny in the distance*] hmm... Tiger: [*shoots*] MEIN!!! T-44: [*spots a penny*] I guess I'll take it Tiger: NEIN! IT'S MEIN!!!!! [*shoots*]
The Whole German team : Screw this, im out. Tiger : I will avenge you, my friends! Tiger : Boom, Switch to Panther Panther : I will still avenge all of you!
Spaa: BUZZZ BUUZZZZ BUZZZZZZZ!!!! Leopard: AHH! This annoying little mozquito! Spaa: I'm going to get you!!!! Leopard: Argh! You're too fast for my swatter! Spaa: I'm going to bite you!! *Leopard gives up trying to swat him and waits for him to land* Leopard: GOODBYE LITTLE MOSQUITO!! MUAHAHA!!! Spaa: Noooooo!!! *Squish*
Sheridan on radio* hey I'm moving in back me up! Ally: Oh sure! Both pull up* Hey leopard! Take this!!!!! Explosion* Sheridan: HAHAHA- gets shot* What? How could this happen? Ally: TRAITOR!!!! Leopard: Danke for taking out your backup! Now it's just you! Leopard waves as he finishes the sheridan* This is my longest comment yet.... So the song guy, sorry for saying that yours was too long XD😹
Leopard: lalalala just cappin' the point here GAZ 3xA: He can' t see me, my time is now. *Singing while surprising the cat* AND HIS NAME IS GAZ CENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! *gets rammed before finish the song* I guess this was like a cat x mouse.
aa truck -hey hey hey what you doing panther -shoo go away aa truck -your so fat and slow you"ll never catch me! panther -hahahahaha says you aa truck -what you going to do huh? panther -"starts to back up" aa truck -sweet mother of ... "squished"
il2 pilot: hey,what happens when you add il2 +il2? il2 gunner: in what?? il2 pilot: a...IL4!!!! il2 pilot and gunner:hahahahahaha! il2 pilot: that was a good one yeah? il2 gunner:yeah, that was a good one
#Leopard at the drive in Leopard: Hello ! GAZ: Good day sir just a moment. Leopard: Hello hello! i want to order 1 crunchy burger ! GAZ: please drive into the waiting zone. *wrrrrrrmmm* *dong* *crunch* Leopard: wow! that was faster than expected. GAZ: all because our flat organization.......
A song for Carbon Tuna:
*_I'm gonna fight 'em off!_*
*_A 16 vs 1 couldn't hold me back!_*
*_They're gonna shoot it off!_*
*_Taking their time right behind my spawn!_*
*_And I'm talking to myself right now 'cause there ain't no one left on my team!_*
*_Back and fourth through my sight hiding behind a bush!_*
*_And the message comin' from my gun says, "Victory is MINE!"_*
*_I don't wanna hear about it!_*
*_Every single one's got a grind to do!_*
*_Everyone knows about it!_*
*_From Anton's Desk to the Forums of Hell!_*
*_And if I catch you comin' back my way, I'm a shoot at you!_*
*_And that ain't what you want to hear, but that's what I'll do!_*
*_And the feelin' coming from my bones says, "Carrying Time!"_*
*_I'm gonna win it all!_*
*_Despite your killstreak and map control!_*
*_I'm gonna blow you up!_*
*_Make flames shoot out every hatch!_*
*_And I'm fighting, and I'm fighting, and I'm fighting;_*
*_Right in front of Gaijin!_*
*_And all the Golden Eagles are gonna be sent to me, and I will fight no more!_*
*_And the stains comin' from your blood says, "VICTORY IS MINE!"_*
Damn, that really deserves to win... except it'll probably go to some dumb dialogue joke instead :/
God, I hate those.
couldn't help but read that to the beat of Seven Nation Army XD
It's glorious, thanks.
Joey Haigh that'sthejoke.jpg
Hans: Commander! Ve are last on team!
Bruno: Hans...play the "Eye of The Tiger". *Slips on googles.
Oh come on this is a tie in with the song. It fits perfectly!
It's too long....
Leopard: I have no time for you GAZ
Gaz: NOTICE ME SENPAI!!!!!
Leopard: NO!
Gaz: SENPAIIIIII?!?!?!
Poods and Ken are the only true sempais...is that a word?Sempais?
Mario Bošnjak Leopard was always senpai.... you just never knew.....
Adrian RUN!!!!
lol this should be the comment winner
Unknown Guy Im hoping for it :3
THEY TAKE OUT GUN, WE BUNKER
THEY TAKE OUT TRACKS, WE ARTILLERY
THEY TAKE OUT ARMOR, WE ARE HEROES!
If you can make 5000 eagles by saving the team, i would be rich by now.
Idk
People, The video just started, And you're already down here?
Are you flash?
yup
nop
hey sorry but witch program I use for register?
No I'am a leopard driver
This would be funny if this is the top comment. Here's me like good sir.
*Pregame*
IL2: Stalin, guide my hand with Russian Bias. Show my enemies I can fight!
*Gives Vodka to Stalin*
Stalin: I will guide your bullets to their mark comrade. Also thanks for the vodka.
*During game*
IL2:Thank you Stalin. I have killed my enemies.
Stalin in spirit: Da! You have won! Now I drop you like my wives.
IL2: WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!
*IL2 Dies*
Stalin:Bring me another vict-comrade
If you don't post your comment within the first 2 minutes of this video being public, you can say bye bye to those eagles.
Yeah, i did within a few minutes, but after that assholes COPIED my comment, if you check my comment is the oldest, but somehow.. the copiers have more likes than me!
and if they win, i wont even bother trying to get the eagles..
God Of Stealth Well technically you could try to make, let's say, 10 fake accounts and give your comment some likes, and then use them to reply to your comment, It seems that UA-cam likes comments with lots of replies and likes
Ye.. But I don't do that
ik, thats how I won, easy 1000ge
you should try it!
XD
The Green Cactus ueeiaksjdjdk
How to not suck at War thunder: A little bit of Panther in your life, A little bit of is-1 by your side, A little bit of Pershing is all you need, A little bit of T-44 is what you see, A little bit of T-25 in the sun, A little bit of AD-2 all night long, A little bit of m16 here I am, A little bit of Jumbo makes me your man.
lets al like this the most so we can hear him singing this with his stronk russian accent :D
Ramming that AA truck is like smacking a fly. It's too fast until you outsmart it.
That Leopard: Eat my ass!!!
Gaz truck: Blyat!
It is rightly said that "The deeds of one can outweigh the deeds of many."
Now that is what i called the last Tiger
That tiger was truly harnessing the power of the white tiger and using its overwhelming might to prove it to be the true king of steel.
GAZ- "Beep beep! pew pew! take that! pew pew!"
Leopard- "Go away I'm trying to concentrate"
GAZ- "pew pew, beep beep!"
Leopard- "get back here!"
GAZ- "beep beep, can't catch me can you haha!"
Leopard- "ah HA HA! but you do not know my secret weapon!"
GAZ- "pew pew! beep beep! what's that?"
Leopard- "ACTIVATE GERMAN TRANSMISSION REVERSE GEAR POOOOWWWWWEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!"
GAZ- "NOOOOOOO- *crunch* "
This is the original version, all the other people just fucking ripped me off, my comment is the oldest, they just saw my comment, thought it was awesome, but dont like it, just copy paste it!
Gaz: Can't catch me nan nana boo boo.
Leopard: Oh yeah? *Crushing sounds*
The last clip is type of "Bis zum letzten Tropfen Blut" and i like it... APROVED!
Welcome back to National Gulagraphic. Today, we take a look at the leopard. We have learnt that cats do not like water, work as teams and now, we learn that cats are very hungry and would do anything for gas. We've also learnt that cats maybe playful with their team members but sometimes, they can get clumsy.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
That tiger tanker is OP,
He even beat russian IS2
Germans more powerful than russians
like a cat catches a mouse, a Leopard catches a AA Truck.
Nature is awsome
"How can I help you, West Germany?"
"I need a Leopard to clobber that there lorry!"
"We'll give it an upgrade in 1.63."
"I'll get it with a money back guarantee!"
awkward moment when you show up 5 hours late and don't have a chance at winning comment of the week.....
leopard driver- "incoming gaz truck, INGAGE RAMMING SPEED!!!!"
Russian milk truck: WOOOOOOOOO
Leo: bleh, hans look is cute little milk truck
hans: ya das is too weak to kill us bahaha
milk truck: escuse comrade is say what?
leo:OH SNAP hans shuut him!!
milk truck: ring a round teh roses, pockets full of roses *sips vodka* AHAHA
Leo: silly little milk truck is go to hell!
milk truck: oh u see ivan, when under estimate german kitty kat, is get run over... *SPLAT*
Leo: Ya vol! to gulag vith u!!
rest in pepperonis Russian milk truck...
Unfunny comments like this sadly win.
ProfineDoesStuff :/ oi whats your problem mate?
i hate to correct you but, " ya " should acctually be Ja, sorry
Ryan Toups whoops XD
Before fighting leopard
GAZ driver: " hey comrade, how about a small drink?
GAZ gunner: " you should not be drinking!
Encounter happens
Driver: aaaaah ha ha ha for Mather Russia!
GUNNER: nooooooooooooo
Lol
So true! 😂
After GAZ GUNNER: aaaaaaaaaah
Driver: for mother Russia takes shot of vodka. (Laughs!)
Lol
Noice
The GAZ driver was like: HOLD ON KOMRADES I GOT DIS! And the komrades sitting outside at the truck's gun: WE ARE GETTING SHOT BUT DON'T WORRY VODKA CAN TREAT US )))
It's actually really good that gaijin do this for us, these videos are great! Keep it up!
I shot, I shot, I bomb, I land. That's the meaning of life of an IL-2.
GAZ: Pew pew i will crush you, you pussycat!
LEO: Not this day Ivan.
Patton "You missed! How could you miss! He was three feet in front of you!!!"
Lol Mulan
14 kills in one game? Now that's a one man army right there
I guess the leopard squeezed the "gaz" out of him
Leopard: "TIME FOR HUGS!"
GAZ: "NOOOO"
*CRUNCH*
When leopard gets hungry, it doesn't hunt it pancakes it's enemies to then eat.
Hmmm umm pancakes
0:56 The gunner : Are you kidding me ?
Who needs a tonk when you can cheeki breeki in a Gaz Truck?
The Leopard and Gaz were dancing! Until.. the Leopard stepped on the Gaz's foot.
(Or) They were on a merry go round and the Leopard started feeling sick and fell on the Gaz.
The Gray Wolf wanders through the mountains just waiting for its preys! When the unaware prey is detected, it's taken out before it even knows where the attack came from. Nobody ever came back from the mountains... The mighty Wolf quickly earns it's fame and one day, man hunts it down! That was the legend of the Gray Wolf.
When you are not aware that the game has started and when you do the whole team is wipped out so you have to do all the work but luckily you are the GERMAN BIAS!
2 Vs 1 Alright lets do this, *Friendly Fire.
Leopard fires*
Mission Failed We'll get em' next time.
German Quality 14 : Enemy 3
"I think that is even worse than the Football game against Brasilia in the Last Championship"
*shrugs*
"Already Over?"
*puts his Headset on the Table and takes a zip of his Beer"
German Quality 15 : Enemy 3
Even an entire team cannot crush a Kv1... And if you see one of them there's no hope someone could help you... Tovarish my Brothers, for da MOTHERLAAAAND!
-You saw him?
-Yes I saw. - He is dead Comrade Major
- What do you mean dead? a tank? what are you talking about?
- There are always people in the tanks. People fight and when scared, run away, do not shoot. but he was dead. Like a ghost. White tiger burned all of us
Dear Sheridan, that is what we call karma.
Leopards are cats, cats like playing with their prey before killing it. Who else is sorry for the Gaz?
Tiger commander: We shall fight in Snow, we shall fight in the captur zones, we shall fight in the fields and in the street. We shall fight in the hills, we shall never surrender.
Well I am not sure if tigers are solitary hunters but well this seems right
The sheriden did hurt its crew when firing its 152mm cannon but it hurt a different crew this time.
That IL-2 Pilot must have been blessed by the Omnisiah or something, because those kills were on point
The last clip, the enemy team was probably divided into two groups: 50% where like: "muh german bias, germany OP" and the other 50% where like "omg hacks" , meanwhile Carbon Tuna was like : " POWEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR! UNLIMETED POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!
Leopard: One shot? Two kills!
Patton & M551: Hum...
you could say last video was tigerastic
kill me please
Yeah he should call Clorox
My friend wants to drink you
+LeToplache007 ofc
Commander: ahhhh a wild Gaz
Loader: my MG will make it go kaboom (fails)
Gunner:fire the 105(fails)
Driver:maybe we should use the superior gear box
Gaz Driver:NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
CRUNCH!
Gaz: Nyet, wait, NOT LIKE THIS!
*Crunch*
Leopard: Alright, someone get out and spray Ivan off the tank.
1:02 If your stuck in that situation try turning the turret the other way. Most tanks don't go as fast in reverse as they going forward, most tanks have not that good acceleration and tanks often take a relatively long time to turn enough to the right angle to continue (especially a front wheel steered vehicle). That may not work in every situation. If that doesn't work try driving away.
REALLY????? THIS VIDEO OF THE LEOPARD CAN KILL A FUCKING TRUCK IS FUNNIER THAN A RICOCHET FROM A WALL BACK TO MY KV2??????
Why u mad bro.
really? is not funny a kv2 killing himself from ricochets of the map?
i will suscribe to you, dont let me down
i feel you got an epic 7 kill streak in my stuka D-5 on my channel too but its not here :/
Probably because it was considered a bug and they most likely won't advertise that they have bugs like that
the leopard crushed the spaa with the small building the Patton thought its cuz of the BUILDING BIAS of the game, and thought he was safe in his inclosure, when finally he was proven wrong, when not just any but an ally shell killed him proving that there's no such thing as building bias
-Leopard:Help me Sheridan i am being attacked from the back!
-Sheridan:No problem my friend , i am here to help you!
"Sheridan shoots his teammate , teammate dies"
-Sheridan's teammate:What are u doing ?
-Sheridan: I am helping my friend!
"Leopard shoots the sheridan in the back"
-Sheridan:Nooo , i thought you are my friend!
-Leopard:Germany does't have friends , just big guns!
1:44 Congratulations, you just played yourself.
Sheridan: Hey yo, lets wreck this little cat... 2v1, too easy! (he shoots and ignites his mate)
Pershing: ... (and becomes a barbecue)
Leopard: Wow, a rushing Sheridan! (Leo takes the shot and sets on fire the Sherid)
Sheridan: Holy molly!!! It seems that we are now a barbecue too!
Leopard: This is the best scenario for grilling Frankfurter sausages!!!
That leopard had enough cushion for the pushin, talk about war crimes!
Leopard: "Gah! I hate GAZ Flies!" *SWAT*
Leo Driver: Get him Hans!
Leo gunner: Yes sir! (fires)
Leo Driver: You missed!
Leo gunner: I'll get him next time sir! (fires again)
Ok Carl, you ready to execute our ultimate strategy?
Carl: Yes! Chaaaarge! Fire!
Goddammit Carl! you managed not only to miss the enemy but to set me on fire too!
Being left behind doesn't mean you will die
It means free kill streak and no one hides and steal your pride
And here we See Michael Wittman, later next game he was Fighting in Villers Bocage, winning his second game solo.
If Russian Bias requires a Ushanka, Vodka (Kalashnikov vodka for best result), and some Soviet music (like Katyusha).
British Bias requires a Top hat (and monocle), Earl Grey tea (just tea in general), and some British music (like Heart of Oak).
Leopard: I don't like you go away
GAZ: pls notice me senpai
Leopard: Ok
GAZ: Not like this comrad pls noooooooo...
R.I.P. Milk Truck
Everyday a Milk Truck is crushed to death by superior tank...
#CannonsOutForMilkTrucks
When a Leopard-1 saw a little AA:
Leopard- Neah, he can't do nothing. But it's bothering me!
Little buggy- Catch me if you can, kitty kitty!
Leopard- Stop moving so fast!! Little bug!
Little buggy- HAHA! you are too slow!
Leopard- If i can't catch you, i can squash you!
Little buggy- NOoo, please i can-t harm you! Boom!
Leopard- GET! SQUISHD! BUG!
sheridan: i'll distract him, you come from behind and get him.
Ally: ok
sheridan:3, 2, 1, go!
Ally:Hey
sheridan:sorry, that was carl
Carl the gunner:don't blame this on me
Panther: [*looking at the ground*] Look, a penny!
Tiger: MEIN PENNY!! [*shoots*]
KV-85: Comrade, is that a penny?
Tiger: MEIN! [*shoots*]
Wolverine: Oh, a penny!
Tiger: MEIN! [*shoots*]
Super Pershing: [*staring at a penny in the distance*] hmm...
Tiger: [*shoots*] MEIN!!!
T-44: [*spots a penny*] I guess I'll take it
Tiger: NEIN! IT'S MEIN!!!!! [*shoots*]
The IL-2 part would have been cool, if it wasn't in arcade
The Whole German team : Screw this, im out.
Tiger : I will avenge you, my friends!
Tiger : Boom, Switch to Panther
Panther : I will still avenge all of you!
That Gaz crush is a david and goliath with an alternate ending.
tiger in last clip be like: ''BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM I WANT TO GO BOOM BOOM! :P
Leopard: Check out my new gas chamber!
GAZ: NYEEEEEEET, I'd better go to gulag, komrad!
Gaijin produce high standard videos for youtube. War thunder is a bloody good game and there is NO russian bias.
(Carbon Tuna's video)
The crew from that Tiger I only just finished watching 'White Tiger' before they were deployed to replicate the movie.
that team kill went rocket fast!
A quick Joke for you comrades.
Tell us, what forces you to drink vodka every day?
Nothing. I'm a volunteer.
Spaa: BUZZZ BUUZZZZ BUZZZZZZZ!!!!
Leopard: AHH! This annoying little mozquito!
Spaa: I'm going to get you!!!!
Leopard: Argh! You're too fast for my swatter!
Spaa: I'm going to bite you!!
*Leopard gives up trying to swat him and waits for him to land*
Leopard: GOODBYE LITTLE MOSQUITO!! MUAHAHA!!!
Spaa: Noooooo!!!
*Squish*
When you are not aware that the game has started and when you do the whole team is wipped out so you have to do all the work....
Leopard: What is that ?
Gaz: It's me camrade
Leopard: Stop you making me sick
Gas: Onono
Leopard: Wait for it, hah gotcha
Gaz: Noooooo
The Leopard took out the GAZ AAA 'Bill Cosby' style
pilot: one down , two
pilot: we are out of ammo
pilot: wait the bombs!
Sheridan on radio* hey I'm moving in back me up!
Ally: Oh sure!
Both pull up*
Hey leopard! Take this!!!!!
Explosion*
Sheridan: HAHAHA- gets shot*
What? How could this happen?
Ally: TRAITOR!!!!
Leopard: Danke for taking out your backup! Now it's just you!
Leopard waves as he finishes the sheridan*
This is my longest comment yet....
So the song guy, sorry for saying that yours was too long XD😹
the Sheridan must have forgotten that Fridley fire was on
Leopard: lalalala just cappin' the point here
GAZ 3xA: He can' t see me, my time is now. *Singing while surprising the cat* AND HIS NAME IS GAZ CENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! *gets rammed before finish the song*
I guess this was like a cat x mouse.
People always forget that soviet planes can preform the deadly Il-lioop to defeat many enemies
aa truck
-hey hey hey what you doing
panther
-shoo go away
aa truck
-your so fat and slow you"ll never catch me!
panther
-hahahahaha says you
aa truck
-what you going to do huh?
panther
-"starts to back up"
aa truck
-sweet mother of ... "squished"
This is what it looks like when a German overcomes the bias.
il2 pilot: hey,what happens when you add il2 +il2?
il2 gunner: in what??
il2 pilot: a...IL4!!!!
il2 pilot and gunner:hahahahahaha!
il2 pilot: that was a good one yeah?
il2 gunner:yeah, that was a good one
that gaz/leo clip feels like a scout vs heavy 1v1 in tf2, with them unarmed :I
The missile went through a house Missiles OP confirmed
no need of zsu 24 - 3or zsu 57, we got gaz, the strokest russian truck in history
Let's not forget the upcoming Dshk Gaz. It will be best aa in game, comrade!
Carbon Tuna: Alright, another kill, let's get at them, guys!
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Carbon Tuna: Guys?
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Carbon Tuna: *Sigh* It's going to be one of those days...
Sheridan: Dodge this!Leopard: Ha doin the matrix dodge!
the white tiger one tank german bias, the fatherland is proud!!!
#Leopard at the drive in
Leopard: Hello !
GAZ: Good day sir just a moment.
Leopard: Hello hello! i want to order 1 crunchy burger !
GAZ: please drive into the waiting zone.
*wrrrrrrmmm* *dong* *crunch*
Leopard: wow! that was faster than expected.
GAZ: all because our flat organization.......