Who Owns The Moon?

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  • Опубліковано 25 чер 2024
  • **NOTE** This video was originally uploaded in 2013 but has been unavailable for more than a year! Basically, a channel I shouted-out in the first version asked to be removed. That's okay! Now, in a slightly re-edited version, the video is back! And space-ownership is STILL a major unresolved issue that deserves attention. I'm already filming my next brand-new episode, so stay tuned and enjoy this episode!
    Follow Michael Stevens: / tweetsauce
    SOURCES AND LINKS BELOW!
    music by / jakechudnow
    bossa nova music from: www.audionetwork.com/
    namely:
    "Mars Bar" by Mat Andasun
    "Girl on the Beach" by Alexander L'Estrange
    "Bossa Continua" by Tim Garland
    Vsauce touch video: • You Can't Touch Anything
    Vsauce is the 5-second rule true? video: • Is The 5-Second Rule T...
    minutephysics video on touch: • What is Touch?
    lawblob tweet: / 353937392958316544
    Eros asteroid and Gregory W. Nemitz:
    www.erosproject.com/legal.html...
    www.permanent.com/archimedes-i...
    433 Eros: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/433_Eros
    Eros probe landing: near.jhuapl.edu/
    Buy moon 'estates': www.moonestates.com
    Moon Treaty: www.unoosa.org/oosa/en/ourwork...
    Outer Space Treaty: www.unoosa.org/oosa/en/ourwork...
    animated map of the colonization of the Americas:bit.ly/4I7fSF
    Guns, Germs and Steel: www.amazon.co.uk/Guns-Germs-St...
    "Canada Bill" Jones: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_...
    Property ownership especially in space:
    www.context.org/iclib/ic08/gil...
    law.uoregon.edu/org/oril/docs/...
    cei.org/issue-analysis/homest...
    www.thespacereview.com/article...
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extrate...
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finders...
    www.sciencefocus.com//feature/...
    Common Heritage of Mankind: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_...
    Catherine Doldirina article: eandt.theiet.org/magazine/2010...
    Antarctic treaty: www.antarctica.ac.uk//about_an...
    stuff we left on the moon/in space:
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_a...
    web.archive.org/web/201309200...
    newscenter.nmsu.edu/Articles/v...
    Earth-orbit allocation: www.itu.int
    declaration of bogota [PDF]: root.ps/download/ASM/dec_bogot...
    Chapman brothers "Insult to Injury":
    www.theguardian.com/culture/20...
    artobserved.com/2013/06/new-yo...
    Lunula: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunula_...
    Terry Slezak: www.jsc.nasa.gov/jscfeatures/a...
    moon dust exposure newspaper headline: bit.ly/146dNrP
    Space dust falling to Earth links:
    ncse.com/cej/4/3/space-dust-mo...
    ncse.com/cej/4/4/footprints-du...
    www.universetoday.com/94392/ge...
    www.eduplace.com/kids/hmsc/3/d...
    www.livingworld.net/shop/space...
    ase.tufts.edu/cosmos/view_chap...
    smell of moon dust: www.nasa.gov/exploration/home/...
    Chelyabinsk meteor dust tracking video: • NASA | NPP Sees Afterm...
    lunar impact video: • ScienceCasts: Bright E...
    Lunar meteorites: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_m...
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 15 тис.

  • @amiek13
    @amiek13 8 років тому +17216

    I like how he sent nasa a parking ticket

    • @autumnleaves9878
      @autumnleaves9878 8 років тому +219

      same

    • @areszippy4434
      @areszippy4434 8 років тому +143

      Ikr lol

    • @nenarocha4290
      @nenarocha4290 8 років тому +47

      haha 😂

    • @imgay1040
      @imgay1040 8 років тому +113

      Straight Savage

    • @CadetGriffin
      @CadetGriffin 8 років тому +178

      -The fee is nothing compared to how much their spaceships costed to build and launch.-
      [Edit: Retracted as of 2023, but kept to preserve the context of a subsequent reply]

  • @brownstar8228
    @brownstar8228 3 роки тому +9092

    “I own the sun, and I’m charging you 5 bucks for your tan.”

    • @northwestpassage6234
      @northwestpassage6234 3 роки тому +314

      Gingers suddenly are evolutionarily superior.

    • @Hiwhatisupy0
      @Hiwhatisupy0 3 роки тому +150

      Jokes on you I’m ghost white cause I don’t go outside

    • @ovvenn.
      @ovvenn. 3 роки тому +189

      ha im a discord mod whats the sun

    • @Masden-
      @Masden- 3 роки тому +10

      OWENCORONA I believe Howie from The Benchwarmers is the living embodiment of discord mods

    • @H0lycow
      @H0lycow 3 роки тому +14

      asian sticker?

  • @charginginprogresss
    @charginginprogresss Рік тому +204

    4:42 "Discord is not a good thing"
    Well said

  • @pinball-wizard
    @pinball-wizard Рік тому +339

    VSauce is like if you got your 11th grade physics teacher to answer the stoner kids high questions

    • @thememery767
      @thememery767 Рік тому +5

      well said XD

    • @fritzzon
      @fritzzon 5 місяців тому +1

      Or is he?

    • @jjvmxs
      @jjvmxs Місяць тому +1

      yeaaaah the autism and stoner in me is well fed with vsauce

    • @Fucknows_lad
      @Fucknows_lad 12 днів тому

      i am currently in year 11 stoned asf watchin vsauce believe it or not

  • @sanduzmeu4549
    @sanduzmeu4549 3 роки тому +2991

    "Who owns the moon?"
    *5 minutes later*
    "Touching is problematic"

  • @scarecrow3295
    @scarecrow3295 4 роки тому +5550

    Michael: Who owns the moon?
    *begins to talk about the consequences of shooting an alien*

    • @homarsimpleton1453
      @homarsimpleton1453 4 роки тому +95

      I like how, as I read this, he just started talking about the consequences of shooting an alien.

    • @katphil661
      @katphil661 4 роки тому +10

      why iss and not camp on the moon? is somebody else on the moon?

    • @alwaysmeepin9609
      @alwaysmeepin9609 4 роки тому +10

      kat phil because of the cost, the moons further than the ISS thus more fuel, they would also need to transport more materials it would cost approximately 1-2 trillion dollars in U.S. money.

    • @katphil661
      @katphil661 4 роки тому

      @@alwaysmeepin9609 wrong. iss is far more expensive

    • @alwaysmeepin9609
      @alwaysmeepin9609 4 роки тому +4

      kat phil in short term. In long term it would take much more money for the long term if they camped on the moon, also I heard this from a nasa engineer at the Houston space station, The ISS is better as it orbits earth much faster thus, we will be able to see all of earth in minutes opposed to the moon.

  • @bacn_
    @bacn_ Рік тому +322

    I like how he didn't sue nasa for intruding on his property, he just wanted them to park somewhere else

    • @Strogman25
      @Strogman25 10 місяців тому +21

      Well if they'd paid to use Parking Space 29, I'm sure they wouldn't have had a problem

    • @lunar_313
      @lunar_313 Місяць тому

      Would probably reinforce the idea that random people can claim space and actually own it.

  • @dogemaster9676
    @dogemaster9676 2 роки тому +40

    7:00 me when i shit in the IKEA display toilet

  • @kelavatopg
    @kelavatopg 4 роки тому +2818

    "who owns the moon?"
    Gru: *chuckles*

    • @cheeese3290
      @cheeese3290 3 роки тому +6

      ?

    • @kelavatopg
      @kelavatopg 3 роки тому +94

      @@cheeese3290 what's there not to understand

    • @zolwtf1772
      @zolwtf1772 3 роки тому +27

      ExT Milind gru from da minions dude u good?

    • @fraist1
      @fraist1 3 роки тому +33

      yeah fucking hell i googled gru and an armed force came up

    • @cheeese3290
      @cheeese3290 3 роки тому +12

      @@fraist1 lol

  • @sc4rlet113
    @sc4rlet113 4 роки тому +3128

    Every body gansta till Michael says “but”

  • @lostinthewoods3918
    @lostinthewoods3918 2 роки тому +19

    When he does that slight pause and that music kicks in, that’s when you know the vid is about to get fun

  • @johnjohnson201
    @johnjohnson201 Рік тому +238

    Imagine going through the effort to find a super expensive comet, finding out NASA not only landed on it, but where they landed, creating a consistent parking system, creating a ticket to charge NASA… just to be told you’re dumb

    • @xx_redwood_xx9737
      @xx_redwood_xx9737 11 місяців тому +3

      It's an asteroid not a comet. Very different objects.

    • @AlystrZelland
      @AlystrZelland 10 місяців тому +5

      Yeah, I would feel like the smartest idiot around

    • @WAMTAT
      @WAMTAT 9 місяців тому +2

      Nasa would have payed if he'd put the ticket on the lander

    • @Pusfilth
      @Pusfilth Місяць тому

      @@xx_redwood_xx9737eugh

    • @David-cv1se
      @David-cv1se 22 дні тому

      Imagine getting your meds adjusted

  • @mrk_g6499
    @mrk_g6499 3 роки тому +3954

    I love when he asks a philosophical question and that song starts

  • @gekkebloopers5856
    @gekkebloopers5856 5 років тому +2812

    *michael is with a girl*
    girl: touch me
    michael: well, i cant litteraly touch you. you see the ....

    • @jja1483
      @jja1483 4 роки тому +77

      Gekke Bloopers or can i🤔vsauce here😂

    • @jja1483
      @jja1483 4 роки тому +21

      I wanna see vsauce and thoughty32 hahaha

    • @override7486
      @override7486 4 роки тому +17

      @@jja1483 They made another 30revisions of Thoughty2?

    • @beyondbackwater4933
      @beyondbackwater4933 4 роки тому +61

      @@jja1483 he doesn't call himself vsauce. He's calling us vsauce.

    • @nursmalik6024
      @nursmalik6024 4 роки тому +9

      Michael already has a pregnant wife now

  • @10rednaX
    @10rednaX 2 роки тому +61

    Me, I own it

  • @ash_tray_6
    @ash_tray_6 2 роки тому +19

    9:51 Michael seems like even HE is fed up with asking “or is it?” 🤣🤣💀

  • @jamespolygon9070
    @jamespolygon9070 3 роки тому +2738

    “Who owns the moon?”
    Gru: allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @rokitwarrior0079
      @rokitwarrior0079 3 роки тому +13

      Good joke brah 😂👌

    • @hansgretl1787
      @hansgretl1787 3 роки тому +62

      Eggman: I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move.

    • @allen-castle
      @allen-castle 3 роки тому +4

      Was looking for this comment

    • @deparition
      @deparition 3 роки тому +4

      i dont think this joke was funny

    • @foxyin_1168
      @foxyin_1168 3 роки тому +2

      @@hansgretl1787 just f*ckin destroy half of the moon

  • @ansleyiscooler
    @ansleyiscooler 3 роки тому +2877

    Vsauce makes me have questions I’ve never knew I had

  • @thevalarauka101
    @thevalarauka101 7 місяців тому +4

    "there might be microscopic bits of the moon under your bed right now"

  • @xnthrax8251
    @xnthrax8251 Рік тому +29

    You know VSauce is undefeated when the most replayed point is the beginning !!

    • @fritzzon
      @fritzzon 5 місяців тому +1

      Or is he?

  • @lolabigcups7121
    @lolabigcups7121 8 років тому +641

    I suspect that when it becomes possible to live in outterspace that treaty is going to be very quickly forgotten.

    • @rcksnxc361
      @rcksnxc361 8 років тому +16

      I agree with you

    • @Multiroester
      @Multiroester 8 років тому +8

      +lola bigcups welcome to our world

    • @ghostman9028
      @ghostman9028 8 років тому +14

      forgoten...but remembered when its conviniant...they may even use the treaty to steal claims...saying they never belonged to anyone anyway...it will be used to go to war

    • @lolabigcups7121
      @lolabigcups7121 8 років тому +1

      Joey James as with everything considered valuable.

    • @joycengiam7605
      @joycengiam7605 8 років тому +8

      l am thinking the oppsite.What do l mean?well,l mean l am thinking humans wont be buliding on other planets or do anything like that due to this treaty.But then again,the 2nd one has 120 countries signed so the others 68 countries can still bulid on other planets.

  • @thepanda414
    @thepanda414 7 років тому +6648

    Someone give the man who gave NASA a parking ticket a medal.

    • @danielpreston3923
      @danielpreston3923 7 років тому +8

      SWI qq

    • @gamer10132
      @gamer10132 7 років тому +541

      Or his $20

    • @polymetric2614
      @polymetric2614 6 років тому +385

      That's what got me. It wasn't even like it was $2,000,000, it was $20. Like, there's literally no way in hell that wasn't a joke.

    • @GooseMcBruce
      @GooseMcBruce 6 років тому +112

      Reminds me of when Skylab crashed in Perth and the Perth Government fined NASA for littering. They were paid

    • @VIpown3d
      @VIpown3d 6 років тому +64

      polymetric You need to be a serious baller to pull that off. Like why didn't i come up with that? That would be the best icebreaker ever to tell as a "you know what i did once". Fuckin Legend

  • @ieatthreebowlsofriceaday
    @ieatthreebowlsofriceaday 2 роки тому +3

    vsauce at first:who owns the moon?
    vsauce after 11 mins:but every once in a while,a booger could literally be out of this world.

  • @Russian_empire132
    @Russian_empire132 Рік тому +3

    "You know what beats four aces? A gun." Made me absolutely roll on the floor.😂😂😂😂😂

  • @demetrisgavrielides8878
    @demetrisgavrielides8878 8 років тому +2049

    Wait,so the moon is not cheese?

    • @imgay1040
      @imgay1040 8 років тому +73

      No, it is.

    • @zyad48
      @zyad48 8 років тому +20

      +Tanner Manzello Ahhhhh Wallace and Gromit XD

    • @selfworm
      @selfworm 8 років тому +19

      +Demetris Gavrielides Of course it is. It's cheese with some space rocks mixed in.

    • @Stephen-zw7km
      @Stephen-zw7km 8 років тому +34

      dude, what a cheesy thing to say! ;)

    • @awenn2015
      @awenn2015 8 років тому +2

      +Stephen Lange let's talk? do you know Russian? I want to talk with someone in English)) in general who want to chat with me looking me in the VC my address in contact vk.com/awenn2015 forward interlocutors

  • @MattWizo
    @MattWizo 9 років тому +1219

    I have watched this before but it feels new to me.

    • @_yellow
      @_yellow 9 років тому +23

      MattWizo Read the description.

    • @WinterandNoodle
      @WinterandNoodle 9 років тому +64

      Daniel Grasletta He just said he saw this before.

    • @Geo07ism
      @Geo07ism 9 років тому +32

      No guys you don't understand. This video's description contains the answer to EVERYTHING. So no matter what your problem is, read the description.

    • @Liindir
      @Liindir 9 років тому +3

      ***** Life was uploaded years ago on 2013 but was asked to be removed by some guy. GOOD TO KNOW!

    • @BandiCat
      @BandiCat 9 років тому +15

      ***** 42 is tha answer

  • @alialiyev6168
    @alialiyev6168 2 роки тому +8

    I feel sad when I don't get my dose of existential crisis from a vsauce video

  • @thorwilhelms9635
    @thorwilhelms9635 2 роки тому +2

    This is the first Vsauce video I'm watching in my life.

  • @bigshoelmfao
    @bigshoelmfao 4 роки тому +691

    Solwave Stainless Steel Commercial Microwave with Push Button Controls - 120V, 1000W

  • @joninurmela1291
    @joninurmela1291 7 років тому +255

    Michael: But why?
    Me: fuck

    • @lforloser7210
      @lforloser7210 7 років тому +22

      Im Verxis ... cuz when he asks why ur brain gets overloaded and blows up..

  • @reddyspremiumaccount8169
    @reddyspremiumaccount8169 Рік тому +6

    3:43 the guy named all of us

  • @alice33113
    @alice33113 Рік тому +4

    Gru, of course?

  • @WALTERRIFIC
    @WALTERRIFIC 9 років тому +3106

    I wish I had known this when I was a kid. Dad: "Ya diggin' for gold?" Me: "No, space rocks."

    • @CarburetorCole
      @CarburetorCole 9 років тому +17

      WALTERRIFIC WALTER!!??? YOU WATCH VSAUCE???!!!! I LOVE YOUR VIDS BRO

    • @EXEKUTIONERI457
      @EXEKUTIONERI457 9 років тому +11

      WALTERRIFIC Motovlogging on the moooooon...

    • @thatonespaceguy8789
      @thatonespaceguy8789 9 років тому +2

      WALTERRIFIC This video was a trip.

    • @McLennox
      @McLennox 9 років тому +1

      WALTERRIFIC FRIGGIN WALTER ON FRIGGIN VSAUCE

    • @CannibalMan09
      @CannibalMan09 9 років тому +1

      That One Space Guy how was it a trip?

  • @yoshiyay1603
    @yoshiyay1603 4 роки тому +214

    I have a close relationship with the background music

    • @otto9695
      @otto9695 3 роки тому +1

      Same, bro, same...

    • @evil_ethan
      @evil_ethan 3 роки тому +4

      i feel weird when it stops playing like it would make more sense to be my lifes background music

    • @SoulXi2
      @SoulXi2 3 роки тому

      ?

    • @wahaaj1
      @wahaaj1 3 роки тому

      what is it??!!

    • @SoulXi2
      @SoulXi2 3 роки тому +1

      @@wahaaj1 uh... The background music

  • @Mr.KokoPudgeFudge
    @Mr.KokoPudgeFudge 2 роки тому

    I watched this video for a bit, then walked away. I walked into my room a few hours afterwards, and this was playing. The video isn't on loop, so I honestly have no idea why.

  • @fep_ptcp883
    @fep_ptcp883 2 роки тому +3

    4:40 Michael predicted the future

  • @PuffDaGoat
    @PuffDaGoat 4 роки тому +2891

    “Discord is not a good thing”
    *Michael is a Skype Person*

    • @raccoon2276
      @raccoon2276 3 роки тому +71

      Haha le nigga being funny

    • @walidfakhfakh3660
      @walidfakhfakh3660 3 роки тому +66

      @@raccoon2276 not funny get out parasite

    • @eggtastic3555
      @eggtastic3555 3 роки тому +16

      @@walidfakhfakh3660 etisarap tuo teg ynnuf ton, dont be toxic

    • @walidfakhfakh3660
      @walidfakhfakh3660 3 роки тому +7

      @@eggtastic3555 keep your Keep keep your head up don't give up the how long can we wait to learn all you need a love tell me and knows com and so I in a the just a moment wanted to keep your hair the keep in your head up to the sky keep in your mind of stay Keeping your hair up to the sky keep in your mind dogs stay life give me your link so you can fly the given of the life and the Earth in the trees and of the year and the year from under me it's never too late haha say all the keep your head up don't give up today the how long can we wait a we should love only this love tongue me I know was calm and some worn on in they did just a moment to wanna do keep your hand of keeping your head of Tula sky teeth and your muredach slay your value in your wings so we can fly keeping your hair up to the sky deep in your mind up still you live game your link so we can fly monster his a minds are his and anymore LO why are they never satisfied within your all your Gil you're giving your own they're watching you fall on I gonna do

    • @raccoon2276
      @raccoon2276 3 роки тому +2

      @@walidfakhfakh3660 mekech weld elyess el fakhfakh enti ya miboun? Go get a life

  • @ziggyzoey01
    @ziggyzoey01 9 років тому +5428

    Why can we drink a drink but can't food a food?

    • @Redfoot9
      @Redfoot9 9 років тому +246

      Zoey Berrier But you can be food.

    • @mrpiggyjelly
      @mrpiggyjelly 9 років тому +537

      Zoey Berrier Because the English language.

    • @CH3LS3A
      @CH3LS3A 9 років тому +93

      Zoey Berrier Because shut up.

    • @cassialune8901
      @cassialune8901 9 років тому +244

      because the first "drink" is a verb and the second "drink" is a noun. Whereas to "food a food" makes no sense due to the fact there is no verb.

    • @ziggyzoey01
      @ziggyzoey01 9 років тому +57

      Claire Vela okay, thanks.

  • @Arylist
    @Arylist 2 роки тому +7

    Discord is not a good thing.

  • @dainewilliams6181
    @dainewilliams6181 Рік тому +2

    his videos grew my science plants of science channel subscriptions

  • @bebborino9557
    @bebborino9557 3 роки тому +2205

    4:40
    Vsauce 2015: "Discord is not a good thing."
    Vsauce 2020: "Or is it?"

    • @luckyblockyoshi
      @luckyblockyoshi 3 роки тому +238

      I'm sure discord is still a bad thing

    • @bebborino9557
      @bebborino9557 3 роки тому +38

      @@luckyblockyoshi True lol

    • @bejhamen7631
      @bejhamen7631 3 роки тому +15

      *2013

    • @randomstuffdude6055
      @randomstuffdude6055 3 роки тому +27

      we know that dude. its just a joke dumbass

    • @e14ee
      @e14ee 3 роки тому +14

      Yeah, Discord is a bad thing. Have fun being sold to China.

  • @cosmicbinary1982
    @cosmicbinary1982 5 років тому +2052

    Vsauce: who owns the moon?
    *10 minutes later*
    Vsauce: and that is why, technically, none of your limbs are actually connected.

    • @whiteboytft8604
      @whiteboytft8604 4 роки тому +8

      I don't think you got the point...

    • @charlierock000
      @charlierock000 4 роки тому +112

      @@whiteboytft8604 You didn't get the joke man...

    • @fazygiot4217
      @fazygiot4217 4 роки тому +12

      Season 9 Shaco r/woooosh

    • @SolidSkewt
      @SolidSkewt 4 роки тому +5

      Dam shaco they JoJoed ya shit it was actually youuuuuu who didn't get it.

    • @sylvia7961
      @sylvia7961 4 роки тому +10

      @@fazygiot4217 r/ihavereddit

  • @EatAnOctorok
    @EatAnOctorok 2 роки тому +20

    If you still own what you put into space, then if you build a sphere completely encapsulating the moon, even if you don't own IT, do you still own all the volume inside the sphere, such as the six feet of space a human body would occupy while walking on the moon?

  • @skyrotechnics3245
    @skyrotechnics3245 2 роки тому +3

    4:40 "Discord is not a good thing"
    -VSauce before discord launched

    • @TechboyFK
      @TechboyFK 2 роки тому

      Dicord got launced on may 13 2015.
      The video got uploaded on july 3rd 2015

    • @skyrotechnics3245
      @skyrotechnics3245 2 роки тому

      @@TechboyFK it was originally uploaded in 2013, meaning it was recorded before discord launched, read the description bruv

    • @TechboyFK
      @TechboyFK 2 роки тому +1

      @@skyrotechnics3245 good note

  • @Muchombo
    @Muchombo 8 років тому +371

    I wonder if an advanced civilization, far ahead of us in astronomy have already charted and sold earth to someone on their planet.

    • @burkanx5546
      @burkanx5546 8 років тому +7

      Lol.

    • @brandonamplo5066
      @brandonamplo5066 8 років тому +21

      +Muchombo when they get here, they are like u guys could you not squat on my planet

    • @romanhamala2127
      @romanhamala2127 8 років тому +36

      +Muchombo Of course. They will demolish it in order to create a hyperspace bypass.

    • @jackfay8337
      @jackfay8337 8 років тому +2

      tf lmao

    • @SoulTransient
      @SoulTransient 8 років тому +1

      Too great

  • @checksum
    @checksum 5 років тому +2052

    "The outer space belongs to all of us, and ONLY to all of us"
    *Soviet Union Anthem plays*

    • @wombat2002
      @wombat2002 4 роки тому +41

      We serve the Soviet Union

    • @spooky2526
      @spooky2526 4 роки тому +34

      @@wombat2002 *We serve

    • @treyh3924
      @treyh3924 4 роки тому +6

      I read this as he said it.

    • @Risk978
      @Risk978 4 роки тому +1

      @@treyh3924 same

    • @IsraelCountryCube
      @IsraelCountryCube 4 роки тому

      @@wombat2002 shat the da fuck bnercth!

  • @thetinfoilfreak
    @thetinfoilfreak 2 роки тому +2

    Horray, I didn't get hit with crippling existential dread this episode!

  • @Prince.Hamlet
    @Prince.Hamlet Рік тому

    That little moon in our fingertips diversion was a red herring Michael!

  • @ks_ig2728
    @ks_ig2728 9 років тому +512

    Q. Who owns the moon?
    A. The owner who else?

    • @theownerofthemoon9796
      @theownerofthemoon9796 9 років тому +99

      ***** Who the heck do you think?

    • @jeffo9396
      @jeffo9396 9 років тому +42

      ***** I think you missed the guy's obvious joke.

    • @obingear
      @obingear 9 років тому +1

      ***** The guy that owns the moon

    • @jmarriottc
      @jmarriottc 9 років тому +1

      Christian Dixie so basically an imaginary omnipotent being was loves you cause you're special owns everything? Sounds like narcissism wrapped in a pretty loving bow to me. There is no god, when you die it's just like when you sleep but don't dream. It's blackness and that's okay

    • @angelgirl21luv
      @angelgirl21luv 9 років тому +1

      No one owns the moon

  • @tuckertheyoutuber901
    @tuckertheyoutuber901 3 роки тому +211

    4:39 When you’re late to online class and discord gets in your way while turning on your computer

  • @Shockblade95
    @Shockblade95 10 місяців тому +2

    "Discord is not a good thing."

  • @quntumnmly7431
    @quntumnmly7431 9 місяців тому +1

    4:39 as of yet, the truest fact shared by Michael

  • @mtsilverpeak
    @mtsilverpeak 8 років тому +2157

    Give this man a science program to himself please.

    • @sherlyn.a
      @sherlyn.a 8 років тому +3

      Pleasseeeee

    • @mikenco
      @mikenco 8 років тому +148

      Yeah! Maybe call it Vsauce and put it on UA-cam...

    • @mtsilverpeak
      @mtsilverpeak 8 років тому +8

      mikenco I was referring to a program on National geographic or something like that

    • @juliocesarcaye2946
      @juliocesarcaye2946 8 років тому +9

      do you really watch natgeo? i mean, come on, i wouldnt go out of my internet way over to cable, good as any yt channel may be

    • @mtsilverpeak
      @mtsilverpeak 8 років тому +1

      +Júlio César Caye Yes? I don't see the problem with enjoying the programs in there

  • @P8nda
    @P8nda 3 роки тому +588

    Imagine being a McDonalds worker and getting held at gunpoint for the guy to say "Can I get a bacon egg cheese McGriddle?"

    • @MsZsc
      @MsZsc 3 роки тому +17

      There was this movie

    • @kidneybeans13
      @kidneybeans13 3 роки тому +5

      Falling down

    • @victoriabryer4710
      @victoriabryer4710 3 роки тому +10

      Worker:"Well we don't have breakfast rn, it's going to take some time for us to make it, if you can just wait 10 minutes or so we'll have it ready for you sir"
      Robber: "okay"
      *the other workers call the police

    • @drewce390
      @drewce390 2 роки тому +1

      Knowing America, that probably happens.

  • @timester3030
    @timester3030 2 роки тому +1

    "Discord, is not a good thing."
    You decide what he means...

  • @hammerjoe33
    @hammerjoe33 2 роки тому +1

    This guy sendin a 20$ parking ticket to nasa for parking on his claimed asteroid is just next level, my role model

  • @johnoystlouis8032
    @johnoystlouis8032 8 років тому +21

    that nigga is a savage he sent nasa a 20 dollar parking ticket

  • @randomke7ab
    @randomke7ab 4 роки тому +2090

    Vsauce: _NOTHING IS STOPPING YOU CLAIMING THE MOON_
    Me: *MOM PACK YOUR BAGS WE’RE MOVING*

    • @elliotpoulmarck9357
      @elliotpoulmarck9357 4 роки тому +6

      SharkRule64 we’re

    • @prateekpanwar646
      @prateekpanwar646 4 роки тому +4

      Add "up" after "pack"

    • @mabros26
      @mabros26 4 роки тому +20

      Prateek Panwar who gave you the impression that being an annoying grammar nazi makes you seem smart?

    • @Mr_Daddy1980
      @Mr_Daddy1980 4 роки тому

      "your moving".....not "we're moving". Well at least for me that's how the dialogue would go.

    • @obisidian9243
      @obisidian9243 4 роки тому +1

      Soukavath Keomisy what is he supposed to say “us pack up our bags we’re moving”? No!

  • @tranmthu
    @tranmthu Місяць тому

    Michael: There is no law against killing an alien.
    The alien who considered visiting earth upon hearing this: I'm gonna go to Mars instead.

  • @Procyon14
    @Procyon14 11 місяців тому +1

    You forgot to mention Jenaro Gajardo Vera, chilean lawyer and poet, is “Moon’s owner since 1954”. He inscribed it in Talca’s notary. Legend says Nixon symbolically asked him if he could land in the Moon, which Jenaro said that he would be pleased.

  • @veronly2
    @veronly2 9 років тому +181

    Buys low orbit ion cannon moves to moon

    • @nytro8027
      @nytro8027 9 років тому

      Lmao

    • @wezite1983
      @wezite1983 9 років тому +17

      ***** Why not just use the free version? And who would you DDoS on the moon?

    • @someweeb3650
      @someweeb3650 9 років тому

      wezite1983 XD

    • @2literMega
      @2literMega 9 років тому

      ***** There are cigarette butts in low earth orbit. i think.

    • @someweeb3650
      @someweeb3650 9 років тому

      2literMega XD

  • @TheBehm08
    @TheBehm08 4 роки тому +1457

    “McDonald’s actually does serve breakfast after 10:30 if you own a gun”
    Ahh I remember life in 2015

    • @bendavis5209
      @bendavis5209 4 роки тому +65

      This vid was made in 2013

    • @DrewDawg3301
      @DrewDawg3301 4 роки тому +4

      @@bendavis5209 no it wasn't, it says 2015 😂

    • @bendavis5209
      @bendavis5209 4 роки тому +82

      @@DrewDawg3301 look at the description, it says it was originally supposed to be posted in 2013

    • @bruh-mx2hf
      @bruh-mx2hf 4 роки тому

      @@bendavis5209 no it wasn't, it says 2015😭

    • @bendavis5209
      @bendavis5209 4 роки тому +71

      @@bruh-mx2hf read the DESCRIPTION

  • @TheOriginalAce
    @TheOriginalAce Рік тому

    4:40 somebody clip this for one of those vsauce out of context videos

  • @boolalah4665
    @boolalah4665 3 роки тому +241

    "Discord is not good"
    Sorry ill use teamspeak

    • @kilianfirebolt
      @kilianfirebolt 2 роки тому +7

      Skype is the og stuff

    • @nR00R
      @nR00R 2 роки тому

      Nah Ventrillo was the og

  • @viktorthecreator4458
    @viktorthecreator4458 8 років тому +791

    Can we get a petition to give Michael legal ownership of Prospect Park XD

    • @snowiblind
      @snowiblind 8 років тому +1

      +Viktor the Creator xD

    • @babo3009
      @babo3009 8 років тому +7

      +Christina Langner You mean world leader

    • @triciaboulton5880
      @triciaboulton5880 8 років тому +7

      +Abdul Aziz emperor of the universe

    • @tf3confirmedbuthv54
      @tf3confirmedbuthv54 8 років тому +4

      LEADER OF TIME

    • @tbonetime3568
      @tbonetime3568 8 років тому +7

      I give him legal ownership and the contract to own the solar system

  • @nope1904
    @nope1904 Рік тому

    Even though this video is 7 years old it feels like today

  • @plasma555cathode7
    @plasma555cathode7 2 роки тому

    When he says why then the song plays
    I nearly died from an existential crisis

  • @karkussthesupreme7343
    @karkussthesupreme7343 3 роки тому +619

    Imagine being the guy who invented owning things. He owns owning and receives all due compensation from such ownership...

    • @isaacmiller3386
      @isaacmiller3386 2 роки тому +12

      Was that Gilgamesh? Or at least the culture that he was king of? They invented feudalism, cities, beer and agriculture.

    • @v0rtexbeater
      @v0rtexbeater 2 роки тому +19

      You joke but that is actually how most copyright lawsuits go.
      Remember when the fine bros tried to copyright the reaction format?

    • @donsorenoelchapogringo1182
      @donsorenoelchapogringo1182 2 роки тому +13

      @@isaacmiller3386 Gilgamesh is a cool name. But can we be sure that beer was invented multiple times. How would ownership of independently invented inventions work?

    • @andyroughcut4521
      @andyroughcut4521 Рік тому

      It's basically saying how did the guy who invented time/the first clock KNOW what time it was.

    • @seanfrosty7255
      @seanfrosty7255 Рік тому

      ​@@andyroughcut4521 right

  • @dangthatsalotofmoney
    @dangthatsalotofmoney 4 роки тому +805

    “Discord is not good”
    *sad gamer noises*

  • @SneezyJK
    @SneezyJK Рік тому +1

    Title: Who owns the moon?
    Earth: Is this not clear already? Is my child not mine?

  • @Derelflint
    @Derelflint 19 днів тому

    “Space is the common heritage of mankind”
    Something was probably said like that WAYY back in the beginning of human life, and look what we did.

  • @alexkavanagh2051
    @alexkavanagh2051 9 років тому +775

    Vsauce, I got a few questions.
    How much do thoughts weigh and where do they go after you die?
    If vegetarians don't want to kill animals, then why are they eating their food?
    What would happen if all trees on earth suddenly disappeared?
    What if all oxygen on earth disappeared for 1 minute?
    What if everything on earth doubled in size, except for the earth itself?
    Why don't humans have a mating season?
    Will we eventually be overrun by robots?
    What is fun?
    Were humans meant to be the dominant species?
    Would we be able to survive if a 5 mile long meteor hit earth right now?
    What are the Zombie Apocalypse happening?
    What the heck are feelings?
    Is Earth actually running out of chocolate??????
    Why are humans so f***ing greedy?

    • @pepperholmes6110
      @pepperholmes6110 9 років тому +4

      5 mile long meteor:
      A straight line or 5 miles in diameter, like a sphere?

    • @pepperholmes6110
      @pepperholmes6110 9 років тому +10

      Where thoughts go after you die:
      That's like asking if an afterlife exists.

    • @pepperholmes6110
      @pepperholmes6110 9 років тому +12

      Vegetarians eating animals' food:
      What else are they supposed to eat?

    • @maxdrags3115
      @maxdrags3115 9 років тому +2

      Any one can hold their breath with out dying, soooo, no one would die, and if tree disappeared, then we would just grow morw, and if trees disappeared, we would still have oxygen from other plants, and how can rights weigh, it makes no sense >_>

    • @maxdrags3115
      @maxdrags3115 9 років тому +1

      maxdrags3 thoughts* more*

  • @epicgamer4090
    @epicgamer4090 4 роки тому +232

    Humans: *fights over who owns the moon*
    The aliens who live there : u wot m8

    • @ZekosanX
      @ZekosanX 3 роки тому

      @I make comments that are sometimes dumb Aliens sure don't have any rights on earth but do humans have rights on moon owned by aliens?

    • @Pondy
      @Pondy 3 роки тому +2

      Gru owns the moon

    • @epicgamer4090
      @epicgamer4090 3 роки тому

      Dat Scary Boi yess tehere is my brother told me there was and he said he never lied

    • @swampymender4400
      @swampymender4400 3 роки тому

      more like
      Aliens : jabba leba loba we wala woloolo

    • @gammrockfeddy4373
      @gammrockfeddy4373 3 роки тому

      @@Pondy yes its gru

  • @kivvi5317
    @kivvi5317 2 роки тому

    i love how the video starts with some guy owning the moon and ends with boogers being moon dust

  • @chaitanyapantula6481
    @chaitanyapantula6481 2 роки тому +1

    "Discord is not a good thing" - Hey Michael, Vsauce here.

  • @ZectonplaysMC
    @ZectonplaysMC 9 років тому +277

    There are no aliens right
    But there are aliens left
    AHAHAHHAHA
    Get it?
    Yeah..I'm sorry I'll just go now

    • @quiet.
      @quiet. 9 років тому +63

      the door is that way

    • @jungkinoid8706
      @jungkinoid8706 8 років тому +1

      +UA-cam Viewer That just made me so much more confused than I already was.

    • @ZectonplaysMC
      @ZectonplaysMC 8 років тому +2

      I speaketh the truth i can walk

    • @UNICLYPSE
      @UNICLYPSE 8 років тому +1

      +SuperZecton Holy crap the people in the comments here are hilarious.

    • @holasoyalejandro9822
      @holasoyalejandro9822 8 років тому

      😂😂😂 dead

  • @tevelgleenberg9733
    @tevelgleenberg9733 7 років тому +797

    4:40 " discord is not a good thing" do you prefer skype Michael?

    • @bjarne_maritime
      @bjarne_maritime 6 років тому +19

      I prefer TeamSpeak

    • @podled942
      @podled942 6 років тому +22

      Bjarne you're stupid if you actually prefer teamspeak over Discord.

    • @bjarne_maritime
      @bjarne_maritime 5 років тому +19

      I have my reason, TFR, a Teamspeak mod for Arma 3 which allows me and my group to talk to each other in a more realistic way also, TFR isn't for discord. I also like the connection system more than that of discord don't know why tho, it just feels better, also the fact that the server groups have Icons is quite nice, the only problem is that servers cost money. The reason that I don't like discord that much is because I don't really like the UI and sorry but why am I stupid? It's my own opinion.
      Edit: I did forget to say that I do use discord and don't mind it, I just prefer TS.

    • @jonasn7739
      @jonasn7739 5 років тому +2

      @@bjarne_maritime TS is great for Arma because it seems more realistic (kinda). I prefer Discord because all my friends use it and I just like the server aspects where you can see all the channels.

    • @---gb2cy
      @---gb2cy 5 років тому +1

      he said that as i saw this

  • @jcraath
    @jcraath Рік тому

    Excellent, witty, entertaining, well done

  • @mem7562
    @mem7562 2 роки тому +1

    "Discord is not a good thing"
    Discord: * gets created in May 13, 2015
    *
    Michael: *Did I stutter?*
    Also Michael: * Has his own Discord server *
    Also Michael too: "Or do I? Do I legally own that portion of the internet server required to run my Discord server? No, I don't. That claim is ... *false* So, in that case, I don't, technically, it's not mine"

  • @aadityabrahmbhatt
    @aadityabrahmbhatt 9 років тому +125

    For people thinking that Vsauce is running out of ideas, read description. It says this video is reissued.

    • @crabby6617
      @crabby6617 9 років тому +5

      Aaditya Brahmbhatt So you are saying we can't read.
      Goodjob

    • @YangyChaddyDad
      @YangyChaddyDad 9 років тому +10

      FahimTheStrategist that is exacly what he is saying because people are actuly saying that

    • @Xyzvch
      @Xyzvch 9 років тому +3

      FahimTheStrategist No... He is saying look in the description, which most people don't do.

    • @JoeServo
      @JoeServo 9 років тому

      ***** I wonder why?

    • @stlngds
      @stlngds 9 років тому +2

      FahimTheStrategist Considering there's a good number of people saying "old" or "wait wasn't this uploaded a year ago"...yeah, that's exactly what he's saying. Good job.

  • @bigmacwithsoda
    @bigmacwithsoda 7 років тому +1517

    After he said McDonald's does serve breakfast after 10:30 if you have a gun.I subscribed

    • @AlexTorres-hh3or
      @AlexTorres-hh3or 6 років тому +101

      BigMacWithSoda You should've subscribed years before that

    • @Dan_is_the_Bastard
      @Dan_is_the_Bastard 6 років тому +5

      Falling Down style

    • @TonyTony..
      @TonyTony.. 6 років тому +5

      Haha I read this as he said that

    • @hughmitchell7545
      @hughmitchell7545 6 років тому +3

      Dusky Boi this was 2015.

    • @RonBest
      @RonBest 6 років тому +16

      After i realized i had watched an entire video about who owns the moon and still have no clue about who owns the moon, i subscribed.

  • @unknownking2708
    @unknownking2708 Рік тому +1

    "Discord is not a good thing"
    - Michael Stevens 2015

  • @biggy928
    @biggy928 8 років тому +431

    I wonder if there's a Pokémon go gym on the moon

    • @subscriptions3709
      @subscriptions3709 8 років тому +70

      There is. I took it over with my 10 cp weedle

    • @vision716
      @vision716 7 років тому +21

      In 2040 there will be.

    • @Bhavaagra
      @Bhavaagra 7 років тому +6

      fake human Maybe deoxys or rayquaza ;)

    • @jamesdinius7769
      @jamesdinius7769 6 років тому +2

      There is. It is controlled by a Deyoxis. No human trainer, just a Deyoxis.

    • @motownmaggie
      @motownmaggie 6 років тому +3

      James Dinius What the hell is a deyoxis?

  • @jakehackney1718
    @jakehackney1718 7 років тому +743

    I own the moon, do not touch.

    • @TheMysterySeeker
      @TheMysterySeeker 7 років тому +18

      Jake Hackney no I do u are a fraud

    • @jakehackney1718
      @jakehackney1718 7 років тому +33

      Is simple, you are me.

    • @TheMysterySeeker
      @TheMysterySeeker 7 років тому +15

      Jake Hackney omg wow we have so much to talk about

    • @ZeroSTF
      @ZeroSTF 7 років тому

      k

    • @cja9515
      @cja9515 7 років тому +1

      No, I Do. Oracle Co Controls ALL.

  • @hybriddeath5133
    @hybriddeath5133 Рік тому +2

    *"Discord is not a good thing"*
    Thank you, Vsauce, for my whole life I lived in a lie.
    I have to move to other apps...

  • @cinnalavender3792
    @cinnalavender3792 2 роки тому

    Michael's Son: Who owns the Moon?
    Michael:

  • @lee-sr4vj
    @lee-sr4vj 6 років тому +685

    Who Owns The Moon? VSauce: THERE ARE LITTLE MOONS ON YOUR FINGERS

  • @dominicfox6090
    @dominicfox6090 9 років тому +257

    Is a black hole nothing full of something, or something full of nothing?

    • @shawnjacobsen4035
      @shawnjacobsen4035 9 років тому +69

      Something filled with an exponentially small something

    • @shawnjacobsen4035
      @shawnjacobsen4035 9 років тому +1

      Higgs-Boson Monicle wd Light is something

    • @shawnjacobsen4035
      @shawnjacobsen4035 9 років тому +1

      ***** I agree, correct me if I'm wrong, but a black hole is a collapsed star. This mass is condensed into a singular point exponentially small because the gravity continuously forces it smaller. Any matter or energy (light) that falls into a black hole is simply added to the star's matter. Soooo, its something full of a very small something.

    • @Pleasestoptalkingthanks
      @Pleasestoptalkingthanks 9 років тому

      Dominic Fox Imagine squeezing earth into the tightest paper ball thing you could, a single point in space. You now have something so dense, it stretches in on itself

    • @DemonArcMonster
      @DemonArcMonster 9 років тому +1

      Light

  • @ibtishaamsamodien8467
    @ibtishaamsamodien8467 Рік тому +1

    "Discord is not a good thing"
    - Vsauce 2015

  • @LordCogsley
    @LordCogsley 11 місяців тому +3

    5:31 so I could put all my money in space and the tax collectors can’t take it?

  • @ultimagamer1163
    @ultimagamer1163 4 роки тому +1000

    V-sauce: who owns the moon?
    Me: *earth duh*

  • @AdamProducktions
    @AdamProducktions 9 років тому +341

    Its back!

    • @Vsauce
      @Vsauce  9 років тому +83

      AdamProducktions ツ YEA!!!!!!

    • @AdamProducktions
      @AdamProducktions 9 років тому +60

      Vsauce YES! Now I can add Michael Stevens to my list of important people who acknowledged me!

    • @Dirtnap90
      @Dirtnap90 9 років тому

      AdamProducktions ツ do you do that with everybody

    • @AdamProducktions
      @AdamProducktions 9 років тому +1

      Dirtnap90 just famous people.

    • @AdamProducktions
      @AdamProducktions 9 років тому +3

      Mostly youtubers

  • @terrancestapleton3859
    @terrancestapleton3859 2 роки тому

    Every time he said Outer Space Treaty , I wondered does that treaty have an OST Orginal Sound Track

  • @Vedrajrm
    @Vedrajrm 4 роки тому +438

    what if that alien that lands claims earth as it's own with a bigger space gun?

    • @tomberamoureux3812
      @tomberamoureux3812 4 роки тому +46

      Odds are, we already are owned

    • @bountyhunterj6822
      @bountyhunterj6822 4 роки тому +31

      @@tomberamoureux3812
      "hehe look at the little fleshy people I bought all killin each other an stuff hehe..."

    • @tomberamoureux3812
      @tomberamoureux3812 4 роки тому +3

      @@bountyhunterj6822 lol😝😄

    • @idontwantahandlewtf
      @idontwantahandlewtf 4 роки тому +10

      I, for one, welcome our alien overlords.

    • @nightmarex1669
      @nightmarex1669 4 роки тому +9

      Don't worry possibly u.s would create an even bigger gun

  • @koibubbles3302
    @koibubbles3302 4 роки тому +317

    “Not with aliens, but with paintings.”
    “So someone shot, dressed and cooked a painting?”

  • @ajaxz421
    @ajaxz421 Рік тому +1

    Now look here brother, who you Jivin’ with that Cosmik Debris

  • @cringotopia8850
    @cringotopia8850 Рік тому +1

    "Discord is not a good thing"
    I felt that

  • @tt4pr
    @tt4pr 4 роки тому +201

    Vsauce: Who owns the moon?
    **11 minutes later**
    Vsauce: Every once and awhile, a booger could literally be out of this world.

  • @DoctorSheepInc
    @DoctorSheepInc 8 років тому +521

    funny thing is that McDonalds now serves breakfast 24/7

    • @summerofsteroids
      @summerofsteroids 8 років тому

      I was thinking that too XD

    • @Bacnow
      @Bacnow 8 років тому +19

      Somewhere in the world there is a rather tall clown with a gun to his head!

    • @chanceb9092
      @chanceb9092 7 років тому

      read the description

    • @denismihajlovic3370
      @denismihajlovic3370 7 років тому +2

      Professor Sheep THEY DO??!! 😱

    • @cja9515
      @cja9515 7 років тому

      +Hayden Smith They Have For Over A Year Now

  • @phyphi18
    @phyphi18 2 роки тому +1

    "who owns the moon?"
    Guns : That's the part were we come in