Can Arin finally BEAT DAN IN CHESS?!? - 51 ClubHouse : PART 4

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  • @Bosstylo
    @Bosstylo 4 роки тому +2293

    Dan: "wow arin so agressive"
    Arin: *definitely has no idea he just pinned the knight with his bishop*

    • @allendrake6960
      @allendrake6960 4 роки тому +46

      You gotta love it. :)

    • @kuykendallwebfamily
      @kuykendallwebfamily 4 роки тому +20

      I am it wasn't a very good pin but yeah lol

    • @MrHj123
      @MrHj123 4 роки тому +58

      Arin could have won around five different times. Especially near the end when he lost most of his pieces.

    • @danielhuneke5862
      @danielhuneke5862 4 роки тому +4

      @@MrHj123 damn

    • @Elyzeon.
      @Elyzeon. 4 роки тому +9

      @@MrHj123 I assume Dan kinda just fucks around

  • @Wilson91191
    @Wilson91191 4 роки тому +2496

    On a joking note, could you imagine Arin and Dan doing an exhibition match at a legitimate tournament? Everyone is playing quietly and methodically, and you hear somewhere in the hall, "IT'S CALLED BACKUP, BITCHES!" in a silly voice.

    • @bigbadgammagnome
      @bigbadgammagnome 4 роки тому +236

      Arin: *ABSURDLY LOUD SCREAM*
      *silence*
      Arin: eVerYtHiNg'S fInE

    • @nbeliebt8126
      @nbeliebt8126 4 роки тому +82

      And
      Arin moves pawn.
      Dan: "yOuRe A vErY nAuGtHy BoY"

    • @urzaplaneswalker283
      @urzaplaneswalker283 4 роки тому +67

      Frank: “Knight to G5.”
      Bill: “Queen to B6.”
      Arin: 22:46

    • @Meepers_the_Great
      @Meepers_the_Great 4 роки тому +28

      And you hear “tiny diarrhea” whispered multiple times

    • @papajcina
      @papajcina 4 роки тому +14

      "I can hear it bubblin... Blu blu bla blu blu blib bli bli blu bla blub bli blu blu bli bli bli bli bli blu bli bwa bwu bli blu bli bli"

  • @shadedizzy
    @shadedizzy 4 роки тому +1188

    The way Arin plays chess is the way a hamster starts running on its wheel. He starts out with such confidence and ferocity, but after a while he realizes he doesn't know how to stop and just keeps on spinning out of control.

    • @Bunnymafia8150
      @Bunnymafia8150 3 роки тому +28

      Oh that actually is a big problem many beginners have, they tend to lose their cool when the center closes and they don't know what to do, or if they lose a piece through a mistake. It's pretty common

    • @Theantininja
      @Theantininja 3 роки тому +27

      He also has a few other beginner problems that he's showing signs of. His strategy is what I'd call recklessly defensive. He makes bold moves, but only as a counter to any offense Dan starts building, never really to start his own offense. He is more than willing to make a trade, but deathly afraid of making a sacrifice, which means he lacks the ability to set up an effective trap. Combine that with his state of panic whenever the board starts to close up and it's clear that Dan is gonna continue to own him at chess for a while yet. At least until Arin can learn to stop being intimidated into turtle mode.

    • @journeyboiii2560
      @journeyboiii2560 Рік тому +6

      Honestly, that analogy also describes Arin himself in a nutshell.

  • @meyoi3329
    @meyoi3329 4 роки тому +1168

    Dan:”I don’t exactly know what to do here”
    Arin: (Yes! I’ve got him on the ropes, now he can’t make a good play.)
    Dan: (Man, I could really go for some cheese nips right about now)

    • @misocompilations1044
      @misocompilations1044 4 роки тому +16

      johns cheese nips!

    • @L33PL4Y
      @L33PL4Y 4 роки тому +3

      @@misocompilations1044 *jon

    • @Bunnymafia8150
      @Bunnymafia8150 3 роки тому +42

      Dan: Hmmm, there's 5 different ways to win this... which do I choose?
      Arin: What are you gonna do now bitch?!

    • @lich.possum
      @lich.possum 2 роки тому +15

      Dan doesn't realize he just said that out loud I better tell him

    • @meyoi3329
      @meyoi3329 2 роки тому +6

      @@lich.possum nice reference lol

  • @Matt_Man_94
    @Matt_Man_94 4 роки тому +1145

    “They never make it a dude on a horse, it’s just a horse”
    And those King and Queen pieces have always been so lifelike....

    • @pilcrow182
      @pilcrow182 4 роки тому +107

      To be fair, at least they wear crowns. I kind of agree with Arin a bit on this one -- most of the other pieces are at least vaguely human-shaped, but the knight is just strait up horse-shaped. Hearing someone call a knight a 'horse' still sounds wrong to me, of course, but it's not any worse than calling a rook a 'castle'...

    • @Psychroclasm
      @Psychroclasm 4 роки тому +14

      He honestly blew my mind with that, though. It really should be horse and castle/tower.

    • @cheeseballphilosophy
      @cheeseballphilosophy 4 роки тому +5

      @@Psychroclasm Eh, at the end of the day a name's a name. It works either way.

    • @Sad-Lesbian
      @Sad-Lesbian 4 роки тому +9

      @@SirBelmerD Swedish too, calls them horses

    • @inferatus
      @inferatus 3 роки тому +9

      in Portugal we dont even call them "knights" its straight up "horse"

  • @TheLazyShell
    @TheLazyShell 4 роки тому +1886

    We need a "Dan's feed" cut of these social distanced episodes because we're missing out on some amazing Arin lines like "-UCKING BI-" and "YOU ALWAYS-" as well as the immortal gem "..."

    • @JustSomeNerd714
      @JustSomeNerd714 4 роки тому +9

      Please, we need that

    • @Kalleosini
      @Kalleosini 4 роки тому +108

      they are not capturing discord audio, in order to get crisp high quality audio they are capturing both their voices directly from the mics, which is why you don't hear Danny cutting out when he yells.

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 4 роки тому +13

      why cant they turn off the setting so they can hear each other when loud, and we can also hear them

    • @furryash8388
      @furryash8388 4 роки тому +15

      And "Arin?"

    • @bobthaboy
      @bobthaboy 4 роки тому +10

      Ebon Hawk
      Yes, but that's not what OP meant

  • @JediSasquatch
    @JediSasquatch 4 роки тому +897

    I love that Arin immediately goes into full-on defeatist mode when playing Chess with Dan

  • @300moths
    @300moths 4 роки тому +1057

    Arin screaming and IMMEDIATELY going "everything's fine" in a calm tone is a godamn mood

  • @kiliksama
    @kiliksama 4 роки тому +623

    Dan: “Check.”
    *one winged angel intensifies*

  • @LAZERAK47V2
    @LAZERAK47V2 4 роки тому +556

    "Did the horse get knighted?"
    Caligula: "I don't see the issue here..."

    • @rugxulo
      @rugxulo 4 роки тому +5

      Um ... neigh??

    • @hedgededge1436
      @hedgededge1436 4 роки тому +8

      Caligula: "They're the same picture."

    • @snickle1980
      @snickle1980 3 роки тому +6

      A wise Indian man once said: "When in Rome, Bang Caligula"
      His words stand true to this day...

  • @rebeccahh5487
    @rebeccahh5487 4 роки тому +836

    I just imagine Dan wearing in a Hugh Hefner style robe, sitting leather and mahogany arm chair in a parlor when making moves
    And Arin is sitting at a school cafeteria table

    • @peterwestwood1702
      @peterwestwood1702 4 роки тому +32

      i wanna see that an an animated haha

    • @OriionCygnus
      @OriionCygnus 4 роки тому +28

      With shit smeared on the walls

    • @StoneMonkWisdom
      @StoneMonkWisdom 4 роки тому +29

      I wanna see that in a 10-Minute Power Hour with a real life Chess set. Just as you described. Modified so that Arin is wearing a Schoolboy getup to complete the illusion. Also the school cafeteria where Arin is playing Chess, he'd be playing against Elementary schoolkids and they'd be winning.

    • @crizznik2312
      @crizznik2312 4 роки тому +2

      Hey now, I was better than both these guys when I was sitting at a cafeteria table! I'm garbage now but that's aside the point.

    • @tomatoheadfd
      @tomatoheadfd 4 роки тому +1

      Who the window cleaner is Hugh Heiner?

  • @digittydave7079
    @digittydave7079 4 роки тому +1335

    As the monopoly narrator guy would say: "Your time has come!"

    • @ianshaw6997
      @ianshaw6997 4 роки тому +21

      The end
      Is now

    • @Scarleto
      @Scarleto 4 роки тому +5

      That awkward moment where your buddy gets tired of trying to let you win and goes in for the HULK SMASH.

    • @PizzaAngel39
      @PizzaAngel39 4 роки тому +5

      Seeing this comment at the beginning of the episode led me to believe that this was the time that Arin beats Dan

    • @digittydave7079
      @digittydave7079 4 роки тому +3

      @@PizzaAngel39 I'm sorry I let you down

    • @PizzaAngel39
      @PizzaAngel39 4 роки тому +5

      @@digittydave7079 nah man, it was truly more entertaining spending the whole episode wondering when Arin was going to turn it around lol

  • @QaRajhCreations
    @QaRajhCreations 4 роки тому +785

    Arin: "What do you have that I don't?"
    Patience, Arin, patience is the word you're looking for

  • @blomjob1519
    @blomjob1519 4 роки тому +473

    The little echo on Dan makes him sound like he’s been trapped in the Grump Dimension

  • @SteveJones313
    @SteveJones313 4 роки тому +177

    "Its original Sanskit name is asva or ashwa, which meant horse. When Chess reached Europe, the concept behind Chess became a royal court rather than a battlefield, and the horse was rechristened as a Knight, which had a place in a royal court, and which normally rode upon a horse."

  • @marinerman
    @marinerman 4 роки тому +683

    The moment Arin shouted, "GET OUTTA HERE!!!" I thought, "Ooh boy, the ghost of Mr. Wilson is taking over and is likely to give Dan five across the face if he loses..." O_O

    • @juubi249
      @juubi249 4 роки тому +30

      Or seven across the ass

    • @infinitcheez
      @infinitcheez 4 роки тому +22

      @@juubi249 don't ask - I HAD THREE of the FINGERS on my right hand BLOWN OFF in korea

    • @penny.dreadful666
      @penny.dreadful666 4 роки тому +13

      DENNIS! YOU'RE GETTIN' 5 ACROSS THE ASS!!!

    • @marinerman
      @marinerman 4 роки тому +4

      The only thing that would've made it funnier, is if Arin was so exasperated about continuing to play that he said, "I'd rather play butt-ball than make one more move!"

    • @carlinianam0s
      @carlinianam0s 4 роки тому +3

      @@penny.dreadful666 BAP!!

  • @wynpitnick3577
    @wynpitnick3577 4 роки тому +560

    Arin: “EeAaerghaeaeAeaHg! Everythings fine.”
    But things were not fine.

    • @lion_leader3210
      @lion_leader3210 4 роки тому +9

      That's everyone going to 2020.

    • @SewrRat
      @SewrRat 4 роки тому +8

      "See that guy right there? Well that guy is actually me. You're probably wondering how I got in this sticky situation."

    • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
      @imveryangryitsnotbutter 4 роки тому +11

      [record scratch]
      Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering what that sound was. Well, a long time ago, people used to play music on vinyl discs...

    • @KarateKitty5000
      @KarateKitty5000 4 роки тому +1

      I read that last bit in Morgan Freeman's voice.

  • @thecrowe20
    @thecrowe20 4 роки тому +1047

    Danny and Arin need to play a children's card game to decide the fate of the world in the shadow realm!

    • @ThisisKyle
      @ThisisKyle 4 роки тому +34

      They could honestly and it wouldn't cost them a cent, that mobile Yu-Gi-Oh game is free and fun to play

    • @Pyrodragon3993
      @Pyrodragon3993 4 роки тому +14

      Yes. Yes! YES! *YES!!!!!!!*
      I like this.

    • @shuckleiscool7330
      @shuckleiscool7330 4 роки тому +19

      Now that’s a power hour

    • @kingjad9416
      @kingjad9416 4 роки тому +14

      Somebodies been watching little Kuriboh

    • @madville9039
      @madville9039 4 роки тому +2

      I totally agree

  • @feywildheart2878
    @feywildheart2878 3 роки тому +234

    I still can't get over "Tick tick, bitch, people are watching this"
    25:17

    • @mimi-zo9je
      @mimi-zo9je 3 роки тому +5

      thanks for including the time stamp!

  • @Rodrigo_91
    @Rodrigo_91 4 роки тому +467

    There's 2 types of GG fans:
    1- The "I love to see Danny win"
    2- The "I love to see Arin loose"

    • @Txur_Itan
      @Txur_Itan 4 роки тому +14

      I'm both personally!

    • @YAOES
      @YAOES 4 роки тому +57

      I really like when Arin is loose. When he’s tight, sure some of his bursts of rage are funny, but I’d rather he genuinely enjoy himself.

    • @andrex1456
      @andrex1456 4 роки тому +8

      I like when everyone wins :(

    • @CJJC
      @CJJC 4 роки тому +27

      WATCH OUT! ARIN’S LOOSE!

    • @tyffaneelavely8087
      @tyffaneelavely8087 4 роки тому +10

      BS. I love to see Arin *win*

  • @nerdicorgi
    @nerdicorgi 4 роки тому +396

    In fairness to the concept of a Knighted Horse -- there was a horse in the US Army that held official rank as Sergeant during the Korean War. Sergeant Reckless.

    • @chipslight738
      @chipslight738 4 роки тому +30

      Also in french, the word for Knight "Chevalier" is based on the french word for horse "Cheval" because they usually rode on horses.

    • @thatcringykey9946
      @thatcringykey9946 4 роки тому +19

      Man they really weren’t... horsing around...

    • @frontierbrainrobby5449
      @frontierbrainrobby5449 4 роки тому +17

      By Arin's same logic, they were moving whole castles around on the battlefield because the piece is a castle tower and not a person

    • @ritenac6770
      @ritenac6770 4 роки тому +2

      That is a great name for a horse in the military

    • @joshuafuls2
      @joshuafuls2 4 роки тому +8

      And we cannot forget sergeant peanutbutter from the illustrious 99th precinct of the Brooklyn police department.

  • @MsNatalie132
    @MsNatalie132 4 роки тому +833

    “Dan put his pawn on G7” - pro chess guy
    Because that’s literally how the game is set up. Dan’s pawn started on G7

    • @ambroseoneil8199
      @ambroseoneil8199 4 роки тому +31

      I read this comment at the exact same time Arin said it lol

    • @Lazyfarted
      @Lazyfarted 4 роки тому +3

      Ambrose O'Neil same

    • @joshtownsend5525
      @joshtownsend5525 4 роки тому +4

      @@ambroseoneil8199 What the hell! Same!

    • @Lazyfarted
      @Lazyfarted 4 роки тому +7

      This actually such a weird phenomenon

    • @lordcoment6953
      @lordcoment6953 4 роки тому +3

      Dude same

  • @Gold161803
    @Gold161803 4 роки тому +116

    The moments during these slow strategy games when Arin spontaneously starts singing ridiculous things under his breath are my favorite thing in the world

  • @jerrywil7012
    @jerrywil7012 4 роки тому +76

    29:39 Arin screaming to the heavens as his home and business burn to the ground

  • @ViktorTheMusician
    @ViktorTheMusician 4 роки тому +213

    "Can you imagine being in a high stakes tournament and just talking about Tangy Diarrhea?"
    Oh, you mean Cr1tikal?

    • @Bunnymafia8150
      @Bunnymafia8150 3 роки тому +22

      I love how Alexandra unmuted him for 2 seconds and in that small window she caught him saying... that

    • @leonardonitta9095
      @leonardonitta9095 3 роки тому +16

      @@Bunnymafia8150 TROBBING

    • @dansaunders1655
      @dansaunders1655 3 роки тому +5

      ThrobChamp

    • @LSDeadly
      @LSDeadly 3 роки тому +6

      I want Charlie on Guest Grumps so bad lol

    • @Dandylion567
      @Dandylion567 3 роки тому +9

      @@LSDeadly I would be down for so many people for guest grumps, but Charlie is hilarious because he comes across like Dan but has Arin levels of chaos.

  • @Donttrustthatburger5144
    @Donttrustthatburger5144 4 роки тому +285

    **20 seconds in**
    Me: This is where we go from "it's been a fun evening" to "mistakes were made" isn't it?

  • @omg1337kkthx
    @omg1337kkthx 4 роки тому +324

    Welcome back to "Arin takes three minutes to move one piece"

    • @DaniiLuma
      @DaniiLuma 4 роки тому +10

      There should of set a timer for realer.

    • @Engineer_Who
      @Engineer_Who 4 роки тому

      Welcome back to "Set the playback speed to at least 1.5x or slowly go insane."

    • @infantiltinferno
      @infantiltinferno 4 роки тому

      Yep, we need some time control. Maybe spot Arin a Rook - it's not like Dan is using it to finish the game anyway.

    • @Bunnymafia8150
      @Bunnymafia8150 3 роки тому

      @@infantiltinferno You're right, he never brought his castled rook into the game lol, all it did was let the King move 2 squares. I think Arin just focuses on the wrong things when he's looking for a move, like when he brought his queen in while his bishop was under attack.

  • @bird__man
    @bird__man 4 роки тому +377

    "Wow very aggressive"
    Me, someone who has absolutely no idea how to play chess: *mmhhhhh....agree...*

    • @althelor
      @althelor 4 роки тому +18

      That's me pretty much. I'm just here for the goofy conversation, they could be doing advanced calculus and I would probably have just as much of an idea what's going on.

    • @SomeFreakingCactus
      @SomeFreakingCactus 4 роки тому +3

      Basically, Arin shoved that piece right up Dan's proverbial grill.

    • @Number_055
      @Number_055 3 роки тому +8

      Arin unknowingly actually made a really good play there. In that position, Dan can't attack Arin's bishop and Arin's bishop is threatening Dan's knight, but Dan can't move the knight to safety (or anywhere for that matter) because then the bishop would have him in check. In the very next move, Arin reinforces his bishop with a knight, further protected by his other bishop. Arin effectively took control of the entire left of the board with those moves.

    • @Bunnymafia8150
      @Bunnymafia8150 3 роки тому +5

      @@Number_055 And then proceeded to blunder that exact bishop lol. It's only a good move if you capitalize on the knight not being able to move, but he didn't. I'm way past the point of hoping for an upset in chess from Arin though.

    • @GenetMJF
      @GenetMJF 3 роки тому +1

      @@Number_055 My brain fried midway the comment

  • @manic_no7787
    @manic_no7787 4 роки тому +295

    me, someone who’s never played chess: god dammit you blew it

  • @Burentsu
    @Burentsu 4 роки тому +139

    Ah yes you can see when Arin's fate was sealed when he loaded up the game.

  • @CarlsCozyCorner
    @CarlsCozyCorner 4 роки тому +115

    When I listen to this I can literally see the game grumps animated in my head as I listen... like a storyboard and everything.
    So weird but oddly cool.

    • @arospacecase
      @arospacecase 4 роки тому +5

      that happens with me all the time too!! i'll be listening to music or something and the next thing i know, i have a whole animation planned out (i'm actually working on a storyboard right now because of that oops)

    • @nelli3994
      @nelli3994 4 роки тому +2

      @@arospacecase I hate you for being able to do something with the images in your head. I just see them and have to be like "...welp. Guess that would be neat to be able to do something about!" Hahaha. (I don't actually hate you I'm just jealous and tried animating once and don't have the patients to learn how to draw

    • @arospacecase
      @arospacecase 4 роки тому +1

      @@nelli3994 i actually probably won't finish it lol. i have like 3 unfinished animations that i haven't worked on in a while, i lose motivation pretty easily (and i'm still a beginner too!! i've only been animating for a few months, so i still have a lot to learn! if you're really interested, i bet you could learn some stuff

    • @ryanhamill7803
      @ryanhamill7803 4 роки тому +1

      Dew itt

    • @CarlsCozyCorner
      @CarlsCozyCorner 4 роки тому +1

      @@ryanhamill7803 maybe I will! When I don't... completely suck at drawing people... and especially arin because I can NEVER GET HIS HAIR RIGHT WHAT THE FU-
      *ThatOneFangirl has shut down*

  • @houstonashley62
    @houstonashley62 4 роки тому +272

    Re: title - Nope. It killed me when Arin moved his king instead of blocking Dan's queen with a bish.

    • @errorcluckstv
      @errorcluckstv 4 роки тому +4

      oh god something im too stupid to understand even though ive actually played chess XD

    • @carlos_hb
      @carlos_hb 4 роки тому +7

      Same, Dan should teach Arin to avoid attacks by blocking or, if is not the king, by protecting the attacked space.

    • @gabepatton9851
      @gabepatton9851 4 роки тому +3

      I would've castled.

    • @meliekpi111
      @meliekpi111 4 роки тому +8

      @@gabepatton9851 Can't castle while in check. Unless you mean earlier than I def agree.

    • @vinnyfalzarano4911
      @vinnyfalzarano4911 4 роки тому +1

      Yes!!!!

  • @angelcorchado1567
    @angelcorchado1567 4 роки тому +349

    Me, a chess novice: Ah yes, I totally know about Castilling....its when you call the Castellanos to kill those demons in the matrix....

    • @errorcluckstv
      @errorcluckstv 4 роки тому +9

      i've played a few chess games in my time (even beat a chess bot on 10 difficulties), but im still too stupid to try to play against a real human

    • @Iceking-uj6pq
      @Iceking-uj6pq 4 роки тому +6

      @@errorcluckstv I feel that way when playing MTG Arena

    • @blackmage1276
      @blackmage1276 4 роки тому +1

      Castelling has to be one of the most useful moves in chess

    • @somethingcool9010
      @somethingcool9010 4 роки тому

      Andy Frost it’s so protective

    • @MrIheartempanadas
      @MrIheartempanadas 4 роки тому

      Iceking 2010 The true issue with Arena is when the server crashes on you, and only you, halfway through a game

  • @kendallharmon7164
    @kendallharmon7164 4 роки тому +45

    My favorite thing in the world is when Arin makes a sound and then continues to make the sound until dan eventually notices.

  • @vulpes6144
    @vulpes6144 4 роки тому +43

    Dan: Arin, you have yet to beat me, but I know it is comming, 'cuz every time you get a little bit closer.
    Also Dan: That's like the worst move you could have ever done...

  • @naughtnilnull9981
    @naughtnilnull9981 4 роки тому +60

    Chess expert here: You see, Dan moved his knight to G7 and sunk his own battleship. From there it was all down hill for Arin

    • @Franzquirrel
      @Franzquirrel 4 роки тому

      ...so much down hill in fact he couldn't even bring back up his bishop on move 10-ish ahahahah

    • @themanofconstantsorrowelia1929
      @themanofconstantsorrowelia1929 3 роки тому +2

      Not an expert in the slightest but my opinion is arin needs to be more open to trades. It's not always a good idea but he kept backing himself into corners

  • @bazzfromthebackground3696
    @bazzfromthebackground3696 4 роки тому +122

    I wouldn't say Dan is bad. He just suddenly stops his offense when he's almost ahead...

    • @arthurmasters1170
      @arthurmasters1170 4 роки тому +6

      @NeonNinja87 Nah. Arin could've just moved his pawn up, endangering the Queen. Then Dan would've just wasted a move.

    • @virid6819
      @virid6819 4 роки тому +25

      he's definitely just taking it easy on arin

    • @lylatfox4
      @lylatfox4 4 роки тому +10

      Dan clearly constanrly wants to give arin chances

    • @SandF3DPrinting
      @SandF3DPrinting 4 роки тому +11

      Dan always does that. In any game he's vs Arin in. He could easily dominate but he holds back. One of the football games they played together, I think tecmo bowl, damn would rush the QB and then stand there. It's like he wants Arin to feel better about himself.

  • @Mr.Smiley_J
    @Mr.Smiley_J 4 роки тому +94

    The last time I played chess in earnest I got beaten by a guy sitting backwards in a chair while playing another game of chess relaying his and my move coordinates to a second guy. He beat us both basically blindfolded. It was then that I realized chess wasn't for me.

    • @carlinianam0s
      @carlinianam0s 4 роки тому +1

      Personally I would have realized it when someone pitched that idea to me. "You want me to what? Haha bye"

    • @Mr.Smiley_J
      @Mr.Smiley_J 4 роки тому +10

      @@carlinianam0s I was a dumb teen, maybe even pre-teen, and I was like "no way he can beat both of us without looking at the either board! This will be easy. *Cracks knuckles* Let's do this!"
      Savaged.

    • @superboobs890
      @superboobs890 4 роки тому +10

      Seems you had a run in with a chess Demi-god

    • @averyabbott4162
      @averyabbott4162 4 роки тому +1

      superboobs890 Demi?

  • @StarrChild.
    @StarrChild. 4 роки тому +61

    34:17 Dan's little "mmm-hmm" is so weirdly innocent and cute

  • @FUArteus
    @FUArteus 3 роки тому +66

    "HAHA SUCKER, oh shit" is exactly how I feel every time I play chess.

  • @Dyrnwyn
    @Dyrnwyn 4 роки тому +78

    In 50 years I hope Dan and Arin are still doing this show. I can't wait to hear their senile ramblings together.

    • @General12th
      @General12th 4 роки тому +21

      WHY DON'T THE CHINESE JUST USE FORKS AND SPOONS LIKE THE REST OF US
      ANYWAY YOU LOOK GOOD TONIGHT

    • @Nowolf
      @Nowolf 4 роки тому +6

      you say that like it'll be different from their current ramblings.

    • @NatetheNerdy
      @NatetheNerdy 4 роки тому +1

      Assuming GG goes that long, I imagine the only two differences would be how we view episodes and there will be a lot more "I forgot where I was going with this" and everything else would be the same.

    • @Dyrnwyn
      @Dyrnwyn 4 роки тому +1

      @@Nowolf I was thinking that they'd fall into just rambling on in those character voices, taking turns talking but not really having a conversation, lost in their own separate worlds, but together...

  • @isaaca.garcia8958
    @isaaca.garcia8958 4 роки тому +208

    "Fast cars and Hard guitars" sounds like an album name.

    • @errorcluckstv
      @errorcluckstv 4 роки тому +2

      in the 2000's, if you still listen to dad rock lmao

    • @googie82
      @googie82 4 роки тому +3

      That should have been the name of an album name from ZZ Top or .38 Special

    • @asw781
      @asw781 4 роки тому +1

      More like a movie tbh lol

    • @LnPPersonified
      @LnPPersonified 4 роки тому +1

      2000s
      Dad rock
      Jesus, how young are you?

  • @Brecornaut
    @Brecornaut 4 роки тому +64

    Everytime I play chess, my mind drifts off from strategy and goes directly to "Queenie with a peenie."

  • @bobbylambersonjr8562
    @bobbylambersonjr8562 4 роки тому +51

    "You make forget things that are supposed to not be forgot"- Arin Hanson 2020

  • @connormccutchen2720
    @connormccutchen2720 4 роки тому +38

    Dan’s chess skills are actually very impressive. I was playing on a state level at a young age and I can honestly say that Dan is a pretty good player.

    • @Bunnymafia8150
      @Bunnymafia8150 3 роки тому +12

      Yeah, despite that fact he doesn't play real openings he found good moves pretty frequently. Not the best mind you but I'm assuming his teachers thought he couldn't handle openings as a kid? Kinda sad to see young a chess player's growth stunted by teachers underestimating him. I'd be interested to see him play in the next Pogchamps honestly

    • @themanofconstantsorrowelia1929
      @themanofconstantsorrowelia1929 3 роки тому +5

      @@Bunnymafia8150 late to the party but if he actually donated the time to learning openings he could obliterate arin even more

    • @basteala525
      @basteala525 Рік тому

      To be fair, how many common openings for black come out of E4, E5, *F3*?

  • @BacunNG
    @BacunNG 4 роки тому +90

    I love how Arin set himself up for a fool's mate on the first game, if Dan saw that it would've been hilarious

    • @JustSomeNerd714
      @JustSomeNerd714 4 роки тому

      Wouldn’t Arin just have to move his king up to avoid it?

    • @colepurvis6435
      @colepurvis6435 4 роки тому +2

      Chris isboss Nah. He moved his knight in front of the king and blocked off the exit.

    • @JustSomeNerd714
      @JustSomeNerd714 4 роки тому +1

      Cole Purvis Right you are

    • @Blaze1703
      @Blaze1703 4 роки тому +1

      It stil wouldnt have been checkmate. Arin could then move the knight to block the queen while also protecting the knight.

    • @RazielSoulshadow
      @RazielSoulshadow 4 роки тому

      Honestly, he nearly had the chance on turn 5. If Arin hadn't moved his Knight a second time, all Dan would've had to do was move his bishop to F2 and that'd have been mate right there. (thank you for that knowledge, We Were Here)

  • @sansation2337
    @sansation2337 4 роки тому +796

    Spoiler alert: He probably can’t.

    • @kingjad9416
      @kingjad9416 4 роки тому +3

      Nice

    • @nigelbassett3791
      @nigelbassett3791 4 роки тому +2

      Ryan Pamment Yeah, I’m really hoping him being dumber than I pile of bricks is just stage play

    • @aussakagamine8862
      @aussakagamine8862 4 роки тому +10

      @@nigelbassett3791 its not thats hes dumb(sometimes)
      just hes not good at chess, and his rage is just entertainment. welcome to gamegrumps

    • @mublysnubly3407
      @mublysnubly3407 4 роки тому +3

      @@aussakagamine8862 arin is not smart. That doesn't make him any less of a person, it's just a flaw that he has.

    • @upg5147
      @upg5147 4 роки тому +3

      Spoiler Alert: He was no where near close.

  • @aroenweind7244
    @aroenweind7244 4 роки тому +195

    In Spanish, the Knight is called "caballo", horse, so there's that, Mr. Avidan

  • @ultra_crap
    @ultra_crap 4 роки тому +39

    Arin's got those pawns making a wide diagonal corridor opened up as if to say "Just take me, senpai".
    No joke, he's got that shit lookin' like the Grand Canyon. Bishop's goddamn paradise!

  • @amittesukku
    @amittesukku 4 роки тому +119

    "Do you have an issue? Here's a tissue, crybaby."
    Arin Hanson is an accidental icon.

  • @wrennethestoner
    @wrennethestoner 4 роки тому +39

    I love the moments when arin's frustration drives him into a bizarre nonsensical rant about the weirdest shit.
    It's like he knows my absolute favorite game grumps compilations are the "WTF are you talking about, arin?" ones.

  • @tac6080
    @tac6080 4 роки тому +63

    I love how Mr. Sexbang still instinctively says "Check" every time, even though it pops up on the screen and the game says it for him

    • @eon9241
      @eon9241 4 роки тому +4

      tbf it is very satisfying to say it

    • @entr3_nou5
      @entr3_nou5 4 роки тому

      Maybe it doesn’t come up on his screen? I wouldn’t doubt that it does anyway tho

  • @zer0stars
    @zer0stars 4 роки тому +148

    Considering that Chess is big right now, I would honestly love Arin to get coached by GM Hikaru Nakamura then fight Dan again.

    • @penepleto1210
      @penepleto1210 4 роки тому +17

      How about both of them being coached by Hikaru and then fighting for glory

    • @zidolos228
      @zidolos228 4 роки тому +7

      Gotta figure it would help bump up his UA-cam channel, maybe his twitch too as he's pulling like 11k simultanious viewers already

    • @jubuttib
      @jubuttib 4 роки тому +1

      Well... "Big"... Bigger than in a while, but not "global headline news big" like it used to be...

    • @schnoig_
      @schnoig_ 4 роки тому

      jubuttib ok

    • @RemyWillard
      @RemyWillard 4 роки тому +1

      I think it would be more fun for the Botez sisters to coach the Game Grumps.
      Alexandra coaching Arin. -Especially in the ways of the Gambit.-
      Andrea coaching Dan.
      What could go wrong?

  • @dumbsamich
    @dumbsamich 4 роки тому +21

    “Was the horse made a knight?”
    No, but Emperor Caligula made one a Senator.

  • @DavidAllanLaursen
    @DavidAllanLaursen Рік тому +4

    Dan's impressions of Arin are the funniest thing.
    It really is spectacular to watch both sides of an experience like this. Arin's descent into madness meanwhile Dan is watching on the sidelines. We can relate to both but when we attach to one in particular the other side seems unreasonable.
    It's fascinating

  • @MiM1Cx
    @MiM1Cx 4 роки тому +56

    The small discord latency of Dan's voice adds so much to tension

  • @benthebowtieguy4880
    @benthebowtieguy4880 4 роки тому +48

    This video is just Arin and Dan being indecisive for 37 minutes, and I'm all here for it

    • @bisine
      @bisine 4 роки тому

      hell this is like my 4th time watching it

  • @monpetitchouxpastry
    @monpetitchouxpastry 4 роки тому +81

    I just said “now you can eat her queen” that’s a good meter of my understanding of chess

  • @TheLegend-oy2sg
    @TheLegend-oy2sg 4 роки тому +29

    I’m such a simple lizard, I really enjoy the soft clack of pieces

  • @matthewforce
    @matthewforce 4 роки тому +13

    6:15 hurt my soul to its core. He was so very close to protecting his bishop and just moved the queen one step short. Oh it hurts, I feel so bad for him.

  • @nestlescrumch2035
    @nestlescrumch2035 4 роки тому +41

    Someone please make a Game Grumps animation with a horse getting knighted😭

  • @maggiea5141
    @maggiea5141 4 роки тому +20

    These board game episodes are a more effective form of retaining my brain over the summer than actual assignments. Logic skills are going through the roof

  • @leowalraven897
    @leowalraven897 4 роки тому +54

    "Did the horse get knighted?" THANK YOU
    BEEN SAYING THIS

    • @NitroCigarette
      @NitroCigarette 4 роки тому +13

      To be fair, the Knight was originally called ''horse'' in Sanskrit. But once Europe adopted chess and made it a royalty game, they wanted to keep the horse (out of respect) but christened it a Knight due to that particular figure's placement in royal court, which rode on horses into battle. Goes both ways, really.

    • @brendaneichler5244
      @brendaneichler5244 4 роки тому

      I mean, one was a Senator in Rome, so...

  • @moobo3944
    @moobo3944 4 роки тому +99

    The only animal ever to be knighted was a Norwegian penguin king

    • @chrisbuttonshaw2088
      @chrisbuttonshaw2088 4 роки тому +22

      King Dedede?

    • @MrAwesomeBrony
      @MrAwesomeBrony 4 роки тому +18

      In the King's Guard camp we have a statue of him. It's popular prank to tell newly arrived recruits that they have to salute the statue whenever they pass it.
      Edit: to add on to this his rank in the Norwegian Military is Brigadier. So pretty high up the hierarchy.

    • @Disabled_And_Done
      @Disabled_And_Done 4 роки тому +5

      I googled checked this, and now I can only wonder- Did you google that or did you just happen to know that random bit of information???

    • @entr3_nou5
      @entr3_nou5 4 роки тому +5

      Didn’t Caligula knight his horse?

    • @reidleblanc3140
      @reidleblanc3140 4 роки тому +2

      @@entr3_nou5 technically he tried to make his horse consul

  • @simplylogan93
    @simplylogan93 4 роки тому +29

    "Didn't do nobody know nothing know bad... didn't do in nobody badly...."
    - Arin Hanson

  • @brutalboy1000
    @brutalboy1000 4 роки тому +104

    I wouldn't rule out some weird monarch knighting one of his horses.

    • @GreatWightSpark
      @GreatWightSpark 4 роки тому +1

      Never heard the phrase "My kingdom for a horse"? They had some weird fetishes

    • @cosmoreverb3977
      @cosmoreverb3977 4 роки тому +9

      Calligula made a horse a god damn senator in ancient Rome, which is close enough I guess.
      Edit: At least, I think it was Calligula. I may have misremembered. But there was definitely an ancient Roman emperor who made his horse a senator.

    • @kingdroplet6879
      @kingdroplet6879 4 роки тому +1

      @@cosmoreverb3977 it was caligula, aka the mad emperor.
      The dude was crazy. He had his horse be a senator, claimed he was actually jupiter(roman version of zeus), claimed he can talk to the other gods and said that they should worship golden statues of him. He also frequently bathed in gold coins.

    • @demikus
      @demikus 4 роки тому +2

      There was also a horse in the US Military that held the rank of Sergeant, kinda a modern equivalent of a Knight,

    • @nicrowe1332
      @nicrowe1332 4 роки тому

      Glitterhoof?

  • @freakygamergreg
    @freakygamergreg 4 роки тому +11

    Let it be known that if Dan and Arin ever did the last scene from 50 First Dates where Dan would have to remind Arin through video format of their entire friendship and the games they've played together I would watch the shit out of that.
    I love how Danny always reminds Arin of their past games.

  • @Dyrnwyn
    @Dyrnwyn 4 роки тому +54

    1:50 ACKSHUALLY... that predictive ability comes more from them having played thousands upon thousands of games, and patterns being ingrained into their brains. Maybe some are legitimate computer-brained geniuses but most of them just practice.

    • @meatstar8536
      @meatstar8536 4 роки тому +2

      I mean yeah that's how you become a robot man

    • @jeemsers
      @jeemsers 4 роки тому +3

      Pretty sure that's what they meant

    • @General12th
      @General12th 4 роки тому

      Good practice is how you get good at the game. Being a computer is how you get great at the game.

    • @ergonomics_of_flatulence
      @ergonomics_of_flatulence 4 роки тому

      that's how ai works

    • @Naddoddur
      @Naddoddur 4 роки тому +2

      Magnus Carlsen tho is a straight up neural net processor, a learning computer.

  • @samuelparchment1908
    @samuelparchment1908 2 роки тому +8

    Now, that I’ve seen Sbassbear in action the “I just wanna die” bit could use a chill track underneath to contrast Arin’s rage

  • @jgcapers3860
    @jgcapers3860 3 роки тому +14

    _all while laughing hysterically_
    Me at 15 minutes: Does Dan really feel on the ropes because.. oh, uh oh...
    Me at 25 minutes: Alright, is he going to drag this one out or end it now? Nope, okay extended 'entertainment' time.
    Me at 31 minutes: *OMG man, stop playing with your food and put him out of his misery! He's out of legs to stand on!*
    Me at 35 minutes: Yup, Arin's broken.

  • @pumpkinspice7541
    @pumpkinspice7541 4 роки тому +74

    Once again, Danny has old man power, and there is a 1% chance that Arin will beat him at these old person games

    • @Megabaron
      @Megabaron 4 роки тому +4

      Hey chess is not an old person game

    • @AltName7
      @AltName7 4 роки тому +2

      @@Megabaron I mean it was totally an old person's game, even when our old people were young ones.

    • @GreatWightSpark
      @GreatWightSpark 4 роки тому

      Do we back the underdog or the updog?

    • @amaiakagane5612
      @amaiakagane5612 4 роки тому +6

      @@GreatWightSpark What is updog?

    • @Iceking-uj6pq
      @Iceking-uj6pq 4 роки тому +2

      @@amaiakagane5612 not much how about you

  • @Pwnr145
    @Pwnr145 4 роки тому +42

    This week on Dingle the Flingle, will Arin finally dingle Dan's flingle? Or will he get shmingled? Brought to you by shmoggity shmoo! Floggity floo? SHMOGGITY SHMOO!!

    • @DaniJHollis
      @DaniJHollis 4 роки тому +6

      Paid for by the Commission of Hentai Video Games.

    • @shoken4421
      @shoken4421 4 роки тому +2

      Also paid for the tentacles for anime girls committee. XD.

    • @JustSomeNerd714
      @JustSomeNerd714 4 роки тому

      Underrated comment

  • @dothedo3667
    @dothedo3667 4 роки тому +54

    I was wondering why there was no video like three hours ago but then I realized it's because I'm usually either at work or sleeping at this hour.

  • @HolyMess420
    @HolyMess420 4 роки тому +8

    Dude, I love chess so much. This is like watching sports to me; I was talking to the TV so much. Having Arin recording made it feel like we were getting rocked. 😂
    I think Arin needs to think more about defence when he plays. It seemed to me like he just looks at what he could attack when he chooses a move. Just see what's in danger before you move and then you only have to consider what's changed with your opponent's last move before you move again. 🙂
    This was great. Thanks!
    💜💚

  • @DrAustinSauce
    @DrAustinSauce 4 роки тому +9

    The Tenacious D song Dan was referring to is "Inward Singing", in which Jack Black proposes that he can sing forever if he sings while inhaling.
    For those who are curious. :)

    • @houdini9739
      @houdini9739 4 роки тому

      Hasn’t he referenced that bit before?

  • @jcace13
    @jcace13 4 роки тому +37

    This was less of a beating and more of a dissection by Dan, ouch.

  • @EHKOS
    @EHKOS 4 роки тому +19

    I really want to play Dan now. I haven't played in years but his style seems a perfect counter to mine. He's good and using his opponent's pieces to restrict their own movement.

  • @ndewingful
    @ndewingful 4 роки тому +19

    I always appreciate when the Detective Gumshoe voice comes out.

  • @RemyWillard
    @RemyWillard 4 роки тому +10

    If chess is this rough on Arin, I would love for a future part of this series to include shogi.
    Who knows? Maybe the extra pieces and different board size might help.

  • @piplup10203854
    @piplup10203854 4 роки тому +9

    26:10 That had me laughing so hard xD I can't imagine how funny that would be to hear on the other side xD

  • @art0salt
    @art0salt 4 роки тому +131

    it has been 0 days since arin beatboxed

    • @OptimusShr
      @OptimusShr 4 роки тому +2

      Has that counter ever not been at 0?

    • @ApocolypseChild
      @ApocolypseChild 4 роки тому +1

      @@OptimusShr No, it has not, according to Arin.

    • @jackzhu7797
      @jackzhu7797 4 роки тому

      Get outta here!

    • @danmenard6917
      @danmenard6917 4 роки тому

      Arin beatboxes literally in the Game Grumps intro, therefore it is always at 0.

  • @ashhrat
    @ashhrat 4 роки тому +39

    arin u poor boy. i havent even seen the full episode and i know u lost already

  • @jeremiahhoover5676
    @jeremiahhoover5676 4 роки тому +5

    I love the Grumps, man. They do awesome commentary over a complex game like chess. “Rock and roll chess” God, these guys

  • @nicolasruiz2116
    @nicolasruiz2116 4 роки тому +9

    Honestly, Arin's last ditch protect the Knight really gave him a fighting chance, would've liked to see how it played out.

  • @eth4444n
    @eth4444n 4 роки тому +12

    *Arin:* I am not in control, as a matter of fact, I am a fool.

  • @savannah0918
    @savannah0918 4 роки тому +48

    Me: has no clue how chess works and is too lazy to look up the rules
    Also me: still enjoying the video because the grumps are hilarious

    • @gabreldj
      @gabreldj 4 роки тому +2

      I think you'd actually enjoy it less if you understood chess. Arin's very bad and it's really frustrating seeing him play

    • @Royalname31
      @Royalname31 4 роки тому

      @@gabreldj I know right. Hell, I'm still technically in the beginners category, yet I'm still frustrated that he does dumb moves like those.

    • @savannah0918
      @savannah0918 4 роки тому

      Gabriel Jácome I enjoyed it a lot I feel like it’s less enjoyable if you know how it works because you’ll get frustrated if they make bad choices 😂

  • @LydCal999
    @LydCal999 4 роки тому +35

    "Arin slowly and laboriously loses at chess"

    • @EHKOS
      @EHKOS 4 роки тому +8

      I mean, if you play correctly, that's usually how one loses.

    • @errorcluckstv
      @errorcluckstv 4 роки тому +1

      @@EHKOS or if you're like me, you could lose within 3-7 moves... but that's just me.... cuz im dumb :p

    • @General12th
      @General12th 4 роки тому

      @@EHKOS It's almost like chess always has one winner and one loser. Hmm... 🤔

  • @gingerinajacket8519
    @gingerinajacket8519 4 роки тому +7

    26:01 "This is what you do to me Dan, your memory is better than my own when it comes to not doing simple tasks that are vital to my survival in this 1v1 game" all I heard.

  • @ManuelTFox
    @ManuelTFox 4 роки тому +8

    Arin singing "Satch Boogie" at the beginning got me rolling for some reason.

  • @always0tired415
    @always0tired415 4 роки тому +29

    Imagine if this was a professional chess competition and Arin makes all these comments

  • @octofuddy4635
    @octofuddy4635 4 роки тому +52

    “On pissay” ah yes, the famous chess term used for when you urinate all over the a rank.

    • @yukiNmori
      @yukiNmori 4 роки тому +3

      Its en pesse

    • @dreadpiraterobertsnumba5
      @dreadpiraterobertsnumba5 4 роки тому +5

      @@yukiNmori I don't think *anyone* knows how to spell it.
      The comment above this one literally has it spelled "En Passant".

    • @Bunnymafia8150
      @Bunnymafia8150 3 роки тому +1

      @@dreadpiraterobertsnumba5 That's how it's actually spelled, French pronunciations are just whack. And the person who made it up in the middle of the game probably pissed on the friendship of the person he was playing with lol. We all know someone came up with that move because they were losing.

  • @stevedickson9240
    @stevedickson9240 4 роки тому +19

    Them saying people that talk “dirty” during a chess match they should totally check out and even play with cr1tical

  • @samrose8860
    @samrose8860 4 роки тому +27

    I honestly did not know En Passant was a thing until watching this video.

    • @jubuttib
      @jubuttib 4 роки тому +1

      Might want to check the earlier GG chess videos too, Dan does it in the very first one as well (Battle Chess). =)

    • @Jayman1clone
      @Jayman1clone 4 роки тому +1

      It took me years to finally understand that move, because the person I first learned about it from had a wildly incorrect understanding of the rule. Now, watching this video, I immediately saw it as an option before they discussed it and decided that was the move I would make, if I were Arin.

    • @cmrobbins88
      @cmrobbins88 4 роки тому

      Dude I didn't even know about castling.

  • @actor765
    @actor765 3 роки тому +9

    Arin: "dan put his pawn on G7, then he sunk his battleship."
    Dans pawn: *started on G7.*

    • @ltchugacast131
      @ltchugacast131 3 роки тому +1

      GEEE SEVEN?!!?!!! KING ME KING ME!!!!!

  • @ValkyrieTiara
    @ValkyrieTiara 4 роки тому +12

    Someone should make "Hello, my name is Dan! I am semi-loud!" their ringtone.

  • @DaniiLuma
    @DaniiLuma 4 роки тому +131

    Hey People who don't have Ad Blocker:
    Did y'all see the Chess Ad before this ?

    • @penny.dreadful666
      @penny.dreadful666 4 роки тому +19

      I got Raid Shadow Legends. With the best graphics for a mobile game. Download today. etc etc.

    • @jawshua492
      @jawshua492 4 роки тому

      i saw the chess ad,, it was funny

    • @Doopyboopyidk
      @Doopyboopyidk 4 роки тому +4

      I got an ad for an acapella for night runners song magnum bullets so that was pretty good

    • @KlueLuke
      @KlueLuke 4 роки тому +1

      I did! Was it the Gary Kasparov Chess masterclass one?

    • @anthonyrangel7239
      @anthonyrangel7239 4 роки тому +3

      I got nothing oddly enough for the whole episode lucky me, although I really wish UA-cam would do a better job at ads I want to see, like just run Nintendo ads on repeat, or that new crash bandicoot game, but no I get Fred Loya insurance, and crappy car dealership ads

  • @nickmontoya3001
    @nickmontoya3001 4 роки тому +9

    Arin: Game Over, man! Game Over!
    Palpatine: SCREWED IT!

  • @nrrork
    @nrrork 4 роки тому +47

    Oh goodie. I was hoping they'd play this.
    All the other times they've played, the graphics have been ugly and hard to make out which pieces are which.

  • @aa-hz5ps
    @aa-hz5ps 4 роки тому +3

    *After seeing this video repeatedly and enjoying Arin’s increasing despair, I can’t remove from my mind the image of Arin being the crazy old man playing chess in the park from that old Pixar short...*

  • @agiar2000
    @agiar2000 3 роки тому +3

    22:47 for the beginning of the rant that goes to *_"RRRRRRRRGH-_* Everything's fine."