$50 VS $5000 Blindfolded Alcohol Taste Test
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- Опубліковано 18 лип 2021
- Can we tell the difference between expensive and cheap alcohol? Let's find out!
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#expensive #test #alcohol - Комедії
Giving expensive whiskey to alcoholics is like throwing holy water into the sea.
Nah the sea turns holy bro
Every catholic church has a filthy pool of holy water by the door it ain't that hard to come by
Thats why its funny
so throwing water into the sea
@@Angels510 I don't think you're meant to wank next to it bro!
Why is chad dressed literally exactly like a 12yo girl from 2001
He may be but hes rocking it
I am the cool kid from Germany making videos for the USA and the rest of the world. I will make your day so don't say nay to me today, dear pls
I got your reference bro
the hair... why and how does he manage to pull these looks off
Coz it’s chad and you cannot insult the chad
"I feel like expensive wine would have a cork"
Bottle with cork placed directly in front of chad
"OH NO ITS CHEAP-"
Just Chad being Chad
I watch these videos first when I'm sober, and another time when I'm high. I appreciate them in a different way.
@@Tessio_so true bestie
"OH NAURRR"
@@Tessio_Same bro.
cold ones is one of the few shows i can rewatch with out it feeling stale.
"We took all the patrons money and spent it on alcohol" so the usual
And gambling
But this time we get to watch.
Not just the show budget but also chads own budget
Better than what other UA-camrs use it for
Isn't that their business model?
They just get pissed and spend money on random shit to get pissed and spend money on random shit. Also pokemon for max lol.
Wish my job was that
“They will be on our shelves for podcasts” . Acting like they won’t get drunk and put them into Coke Zero while filming a video.
pepsi max*
Cristiano Ronaldo*
hotel trivago*
Johnny bravo*
Toast avacado*
As an Australian uni student I love seeing them comparing the shit I drink every week to the top shelf, really brings it home hahaha
Ayoooo how’s uni? I really wanna get into ACU to study psychology :)
@@SteampunkHorseit’s rough, but go for it man, it will pay off eventually
Max saying "Im not gonna fcking waste it" on his knees and then licking the shit was the funniest shit ever
"We took all the Patreon money and spent it on alcohol!"
As opposed to.......
Grog
paying their unpaid intern
That’s exactly what we need them to spend it on lmao
Trips to Mars.
Buying new sunglasses for the little character 🥚
Glad the whole budget was spent on this
Hi
I can’t tell if this is sarcastic or not too be totally honest
jokes are fun
hi
Hello checkmark
Watching max get progressively drunk throughout this video is a gem in time lmao
Love how calming maxmoefoe ended in cold ones,literally evolved perfectly for my aging from hair cakes to chill vids
Love y'all
"why this one tastes like shit..."
"it doesn't Chad, we're just pigs"
Amogus
Sussy
We all watched the video
@@Vellerdium I didn't.
My wife left me
"What ya drinkin?"
"Yeah can I get an anthony from smosh"
"no he quit"
and then its that russian minecraft kid whos house disappears
Finally I can fulfill my lifelong dream of getting wasted with Anthony from Smosh
"What ya drinking?"
"Loki's Cock Ring"
I love how throughout the episode everything gets slightly more chaotic
Knew a professor that got a bunch of wine snobs to drink $3 wine and they all thought it was the fancy wine they’d all been used to drinking.
"We ran out of B's, so we have A and not A"
Cold Ones prioritizes alcohol over professionalism. I love it
😂😂😂
Exactly what I was thinking lol, $1000 bottle and they can't get a coupe more wine glasses and a piece of paper with a letter on it hahaha
As all should.
Hey look! There’s a funny lil character on chad! What a funny lookin guy!
Yeah that a cool character
Ayyyyeeeee yeah look at that little fella
He's got sunglasses
Have you seen that little guy
it's like a little egg character that's got sunglasses on!
i love you guys so much. thank you for existing
The fact that they were most disgusted by jameson but were delighted by tequila is absolutely mind boggeling to me
Chad: “ I feel like $1000 bottle will have a cork”
Chad see bottle with a cork: “No!! That’s cheap… oh no!”
Spoon finds this funny
@@spoon2497 to u
the cork did look kinda shit tho
ok
@@bazalover1233 only because they opened it weird and broke it
That pink sweater and blue overalls combo is straight out of the lost and found box at school.
I love it
It do be looking good tho
It's a Wario alternate outfit in Smash
Gen-z dress like 90s preschoolers
Lol your kind of not wrong about that 😊
you guys need to do a video where you drink horrendous drinks like buzz ball and four loko pre game and take shots of ever clear
Watching your videos when I’m fucked up makes me realize I’m still sober
When max gets drunk he shakes and slouches like the jockey from left 4 dead 2
Best comment I've ever read
how does thi have ne repy
soryy in drunk, this episode of cokd ones brougth me out ofo a great deoression, i swear, magem i was on the verge of offin my self but wehen i foud this chganneo i wa like OHHHHHHH MF this shit SACVE MY LIFE kmaooooooo anuwat i liovw yalll and peace out and mch live rom yallll pk ttyutm byeeeeeeeee
holy WOWWWW i domt see hpw ,any peolple try tp talk to me but HOLY SHIT i must reply to evryone. wow omg wow honeslty i forggo what video i am commnenton on, i thin kint is gordon ramesy vodeo. lol well ok, gorson ramesy i hop you like me sm i hope i end up on your show, i feel like i am typijg in typing class this is so excilerating omg
@@bamboonofficial5733hope you’re doing much better, friend 🫂💙
Cold one’s uploads 📈
Maxmoefoe Pokémon’s uploads 📉
Maxmoefoe and maxmoefoetwo uploads:
Wheres the Japan vlogs?
noticed that too not complaining tho
What did it cost?
Everything.
@@mlgreptilian420 underrated joke
15:53 actual shock from chad lol
The editing on your shows are so perfect
The absolute worst guess was the Tequila when the cheap one literally had “Silver” in the name and you chose the silver one as the expensive one lmao
nah bro it would've been too obvious
Lmao fr even max said you know it's cheap when it's silver
For real. Silver tequila means it’s clear. With how much alcohol they drink you’d think they knew that. Haha 😂
Gatekeeping alcohol... Cringe.
@@AMurderOfTurtles Who?
Remember guys, the Patreon money is in Australian dollars, when you convert it, it's like $12
the conversion rate is enough to make an australian cry when purchasing from US websites.
And New Zealand money is even cheaper :(
@@DrunkGnu bro 10 usd is 15 aud whenever i save for somethiny i always undersavr bc its always us prices
@@drbakery4648
yeah, it makes decent PC builds crazy expensive too.
been saving up for a build, it’s around $1700 AUD, and $1400 USD.
it honestly sucks, but it is what it is.
@@DrunkGnu yea i built a 4k aud pc and i was shocked at how cheap it was for americans
the videos where they just shit faced wasted are easily the best videos.
I donated blood while watching this
kept me laughing hard enough to make it flow like water
who's that cool little guy on chad's overalls? He's got glasses on em! What a cool little man!
What a cool little man!
He’s a funny looking charactah
its a fella with glasses on!
Have ya seen this lil character?!?!
Cold Ones: Spends thousands on alcoholic beverages.
Also Cold Ones: Only has two wine glasses...
"This is 'not A' because we ran out of B's"
That's exactly why they can't afford more glasses or literal prices of paper with "B" written on them.
You clearly haven't seen Aussies drink wine, its right out the fuckin goon sack or its sacrilege
They desperately need more donations
Priorities
im so fuckinf drunk rn, i fuckinf love you guys lmao yall laid back and funny asf
LMFAO 7:34 the confusion of the Bills
This whole moment is too perfect
Typical, you're sober, at work, it's Monday and just seeing two aussies lay waste to their livers makes you envious.
Watching this on my lunch break at work and this comment hit too close to home.
Watching this in the bathroom at work... I work as a cook at a bar surrounded by liquor and beer and wine.... Dear god.... I may get fired for what I'm about to do, which is sneak some shots in the walk in and fuck up some onion rings and mozzarella sticks.
@@TheNickleChick just send that shit
As someone who drinks as a job, fuck everyone else! I get paid to get blasted out of my mind!
@@user-st7rq3sn7v what do u do
I’ve seen a lot of people asking when your gonna get back to the “normal” pod casts but honestly I love these videos so much more and I look forward to them, these videos make my fuckin day!!
yep
These videos are infinitely better than podcasts
Don't really give a shit what they do exactly, I just watch for them.
@@i64fanatic they could watch grass grow and I’d still watch that shit 😂
both. both is good.
I liked the little hat:)
(Yo this took off fr)
YO WHAT A FUCKING CLASSIC SICK JOKE YOU GOT A LIKE GROM ME GOOD SIR
today was a rough day truly grateful for you boys making my life even just a little easier
Cheers mate, hope you’re doing better 🩷
“We ran out of B’s so there’s just A and not A” I almost cried
why does this have 1k likes and no replies
@@pigeoned i had no clue this had 1k likes until you replied loool
@@rylanddoll7083 1.8K now m8 enjoy your day
2k now wtf
That coming right after “you guys will have to share for this one because we only have 2 wine glasses” is a good one-two punch
I feel like the tequila was more of an IQ test than a taste test.
fr bruh
because smart people like shit
One is called silver, and one is clear, I think it was pretty easy to tell
We all need cold ones to release the $10,000 bottle of whisky called “Anthony from Smosh”
"You put two words together like gold and beluga" hahahaha
Can't wait for them to do an Ethanol Vs Hand Sanitizer Taste Test. THAT SHIT'LL BE BUSSUIN'!
The $5000 whiskey is for Gilbert Gottfried when he comes to the podcast
Edit: rest in peace to the great Gilbert Gottfried 😔
Absolutely
Please dear god lol and Artie Lange
Him and John Taffer
Oh my god YESSSSSSSSSS
bro this aged horrendously
For alcoholics they rlly haven’t figured it out that cheaper alcohol is more tolerable than expensive alcohol.
"theres alcohol connoisseurs and theres alcoholics: we're alcoholics" i fuckin love this show hahaha
Scott: The cheap one is silver tequila.
The boys: Well I think the clear one is more expensive.
To be fair they were kinda drunk
Also the novelty hat is a lime squeezer lol.
@@Y7X7 100% would rather have that hat than the glass bee. i could put it on my cat too😆
Gold just means it was aged longer in a barrel to get that color. But I've had really cheap gold tequila that tasted awful so 🤷♂️
I’m surprised two alleged alcoholics don’t know that silver means the tequila is clear
That’s a cool little character, he’s an egg and he’s got glasses
And a plastic novelty hat
what is this from i dont get the reference
@@sneersh9107 I'd like to know too
🥚
@@sneersh9107 eyyy look at this tho this guy has sunglasses 🐣
That bottle toss had me dying bro 😂
if anyone from the whiskey tribe is watching this. Just enjoy the show. Dont let your snobbery ruin this video
Idk how these guys are still alive
BRUH fr
Have you seen steveo ?
They're not. Its just some empty shells filled with industrial grade alcohol and held together by gaudy merchandise that makes them look like 12 year old kids. Thats the secret of their success.
Idk either. Their bodies must have made them alcohol resistance or something.
@@moldovanflorin5455 or brandon novak
50$ is cheap? Oh man, I must be drinking literal shit
That gave me a laugh cause me too
Obviously idk where you live but I think Australia has some meme tax on alcohol. For example that cheap tequila they showed is like 12€ (about 19 AUD) here in Germany while they put it as 36 AUD or whatever.
@@lennartj.8072 I complained about alcohol being expensive in Canada until I went to Ireland and seen how expensive it is there.
@@lennartj.8072 If alcohol was that expensive in Germany there'd be riots in the street.
@@lennartj.8072 yeah Australia has fucked up taxes on alcohol and cigarettes. Main reason it's not a holiday destination
15:47 Irony: Don't smash the bottle.
Bottle goes flying over shoulder.
How much was that bottle? LOL
new years Cold One's marathon, cheers everyone! 😎
I like how Cold Ones has turned in to the Degenerate version of Good Mythical Morning and I’m all for it
australian version
@@madisyn111 Same thing
I litteraly got this video recommended to me watching the GMM episode of them trying white claws lol
"we have thousands in alcohol but we can't print another B on a piece of paper or get two wine glasses"
Priorities, bruh
15:48 "don't smash it"
proof that original tito’s vodka is the greatest alcohol to ever exist
Just imagine the man, who spent years of his life, trying to make this 5K bottle the best, and then these 2 alchaholics just fucking buy it for jokes 😭😭
Edit: Ayo, it's a joke! I know that prolly aint the only bottle.
YO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Why would he complain. Its not like they stole it from him or anything like that
...and then imagine all of the countless millionaires that also probably purchased his line of whiskey.
ohh no, I'm sure he's so sad he got 5k per bottle lol; it's expensive not priceless. He made money, and Cold Ones are gonna make money off entertainment, so everyone wins
and flush it down with fucking Pepsi 😂
The genuine gasp that came out of chad's mouth immediately made my mind think it wasnt a bit and they actually fucking smashed a 5 grand bottle
I don't think max or Chad knew it was a bit at first and max was just lying when he said he knew hahaha
I've replayed the bottle breaking so many time I'm rolling🤣🤣🤣
His gasp was so funny
im glad you guys tasted the quality rum of my town
look at these little dudes, they've got glasses on
matt and ryan from supermega? 😳
That’s neat, I like that
I wonder how long this meme has to live
i was just about to bro
Two funny little fellas
The fact that they only have two wine glasses, and only had one A, but had the money to spend it on all of that alcohol is honestly telling of their priorities without even needing to say it.
They can't get the letter B delivered to their house
My shirtz got here as im watching. Very nice👍
Gahd tomorrow is my research defense and here i am still watching you get drunk 😂😂😂😂😭👌
Priorities 😂
Lol 😂 good luck hope it went well 👍🏻
As a liquor connoisseur , I just drink whatever is available .
I can drink to that!
@@davedoesthingsdreaded as an alcoholic, I can also drink to that
Right?
@@Upper_Decky I’ll drink to that since I agree
“I made tequila one time.. I didn’t know what was in it except for worms, it tasted disgusting but it still made me drunk”
Buying $100 - $1000 bottles , can't buy $1 funnel to pour back in bottle
Or print more “B” labels or buy 2 more wine glasses
BTW Chad says GIVE us the bottle not THROW as Scott suggests. Scott literally gas lit Chad
I would be more amazed that im drinking 40 year old alcohol instead of 5000$ expensive alcohol
Boys this was a fire episode. Ya gotta pay prezoh, the dude is killing it with the edits.
@@madazzahatter9257 i see
I oh I am sure they are paying a hefty sum. They are making $46,000 per month on Patreon. Wow that amount of money they are making blows my mind
They have no more money
@@madazzahatter9257 so controversial but so brave
“Bro i get that shit in russia for one thousand dollar” -Maxmoefoe
12:09 “alcohol company’s be like “AYO?!? do you remember these old dead mf’s, PUT EM ON THE LABEL man” 😭😭😂
Your fanbase isn't only under 40 males . I'm a 50 yr old female and i think you guys are hilarious.
I'm absolutly convinced that expensive liquor is just a ploy by Big Grog to sell the batches their trainees fucked up!
nah it is better quality but definitely not fuvking worth it lol
big grog
>big grog
Lol
Big grog
No it just takes people who actually drink the stuff to tell the difference.
You’d think the hosts of cold ones would know silver tequila is clear lmao
For anyone wondering, the intro music is Still Life - Adrian Berenguer
“Louis the 8th” bruh stop drinking all the inventory
I was searching for this comment
@@thecartoonshark2274 same
It was Louis the 13th not the 8th. They are just too drunk to understand Roman numerals.
@@HLP_Gaming thanks haydon wow you’re so smart!
Chad is dressed like he was just kicked out of a KPOP band.
lol'd
That is how he be dressing tho
Can actually confirm that what the dude above said, I’ve met him in person on a night out and he legit dresses like that.
m
why is the editing so good?
My husband's drinks to your guys videos he's says y'all are awesome keep doing your thang my G
Chad: “You drink anything and you say it sucks.”
Max: *drinks/consumes Shrek slime*
Idk Markiplier I think
Petition to start funding for an "Anthony from Smosh" bottle of whiskey?!
Ima buy even if i have to spend my college money on it
enjoyed the show and I am Austrian, a girl ......had 2 bars before covid.....i lived in Australia and it was the most toughest place to access drinks or find a drinking group. Also super expensive..... melbourne and super strict everything over there
9:06
Chad: do we get any lime with this?
Scott: f*ck off
Chad: ok :(
"A very auspicious year for Glenfiddich."
"Why was it a suspicious year? "
"It wasn't suspicious."
Plastic hat gang
D duck s here
@@SSFproductions1 D duck s here
D duck s here ⛑️
Chad looks like an overgrown toddler eating I love it
i really love this channel like they drink alchohol in many videos and it looks so good when they do and also they throw up then oooh i just get the urge to wanna taste it
The alcohol, right?
The world needs "Anthony from Smosh" Whiskey
the world needs Anthony in Smosh
i love how the trajectory on scott's bottle throw was like, directly towards max's face
Australians making shirts in China with Japanese writing 👌
I believe rum is filtered through charcoal to give it a dark color I used to clean tankers and once in awhile they used to get the last bit of rum in a trailer and I had fine bits of charcoal in it and it tasted amazing
Seems like someone didn't pay attention learning roman numerals at school.
Found the professor
Like most ppl 👀 after graduating and never really using it.
It was 13 lol
Thanks for noticing as well. I thought i was the only one
@@LazyKazzy I only encounter them when I’m reading books lol
I finally started watching this channel the other day, and i've already binged every video. This channel is a huge breath of fresh air on this platform, please keep the amazing content coming
i too love watching 2 aussie alcoholics get absolutely trollied on camera
have you watched maxs old content
Same, these guys have such a good dynamic,
Reminds me a little of cow chop or the creatures
Same, I’m actually sad it took me this long to discover Cold Ones.
5:11 Me when I have to tell myself the customer is always right 🙃
Love these dudes.
A bottle of "Anthony from Smosh" is priceless. The last person known to drink it doesn't exist anymore.