We Tried the WEIRDEST Alcohols in the World
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- Опубліковано 19 сер 2024
- We Found Strange Bottles of Liquid, then drank them!
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Scott is a japanese racist
Hi
Ee
Finally, cold ones upload
5 hours 🧐😵
Chad is remarkable in the sense that he guessed almost every single thing based off touch alone but thinks Napoleon’s last name is actually “dynamite”
And that he would also be great at 'reading braille'
Wait is isn’t his last name?
hes definitely cheating lol
@@user-vn4gs5zc9t Bonaparte
@@user-vn4gs5zc9t Napoleon Bonaparte
Chad stating that diamonds are all hexagons like a savant, then counting six sides and changing it to pentagons is ridiculous
Mission successfully failed
He said octagons
Ya sometimes they say things like that and i think "hmmm maybe they're secretly united statesians" because usually that level of dumb is saved for my fellow united statesians
LOL
He did say hexagons bro. Check it back
You gotta love how as they get more drunk. Max becomes Chad, and Chad becomes max
It is very unusual to see Chad actually winning for once
Bro it's so good when chad is winning and max is getting fucked up, watching this late but out of all the cold ones eps this is one of the funniest just because of how funny max is while aboslutely smashed
He’s cheating lol u can see under his blindfold
Only a true caveman knows what rock tastes like
GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goblin
Rock
I thought this guy died in the london fires
@@stay_rad I did
I'm glad knowing that whenever Max gets drunk he reverts back to 2016.
that’s cause he was always drunk in 2016
The good old days 😭
My name is deez
Factory setting max is top tier
@@greenhoppop Deez what sir?
I love seeing Max get wasted and in order to get the next bottle, he just screams, "DARCYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Yep 👍🏻. That's what happens when your drunk lol
Darcy's acting as a Cold Ones employee is Impeccable.
Chad *loses*: "I'm willing to call it a draw"
Max *absolutely fucked up*: 🤝
chad definitely work with some businessman before, get them drunk and they'll agree to anything lol
Chad won by 3 points on patreon but its edited to look this way
Max funny when he’s absolutely hammered
I love how their reaction to seeing a gemstone is to immediately crush it and then eat it
They really are the pinnacle of our species.
bros a geolomagist
@Cameron based
You fell off + dolan is better
Shut up granday why do u exist still
Chad always pours so much for Max and doesn’t take full shots himself 😂😂😂
max is such a... chad
Cos be guessed it each time 🤣
I like the attention to detail at 7:50 with the Eiffel tower bottle by the editors adding the spy’s death sound from tf2 haha classic
Watching max yell monolith with those goofy fucking eyes had me rolled over in pain from laughing
Max being so hammered at the end that he wasn’t even able to guess properly, spilling and destroying things, all while wearing that pepe mask had me screaming
I'm in bloody tears.
Chads funny consistently but this channel peaks hard when max goes off the rails 😂😂
FACTS it reminds me of the old days where they would get absolutely hammered in the cake series
All their videos start so innocently and end in such Chaos..i love it 😂
Max drunk makes me better as a person
Whoever made the bowling pin drink in 1965 would be shocked to see where it ended up
Creator of bowling pin drink from 1965 when someone 'bought' the product they 'sold': 😨😨😨
Fr lmaooo
We're people racist towards Aussies back then? I mean, there were plenty of racists around then, so surely someone had to be.
@@kimorayn1733 Well people used to be prejudice towards the Irish and called them white N-words, so you’re not that far off I guess
@@kimorayn1733 🤨🤨🤨
I love how the blindfold eyes just match their drunken personalities further and further as the video goes on XD
There is very little I love more in this world more than how hard these editors work to meet their demands in these vids. “Make me look like this” “throw this sound over it”
3 things here..
1: How the fuck was Chad so good at this game
2: I love that they smashed and ate a legit gemstone
3: Why the FUCK was the Napoleon bottle from Spain
Also him
"I felt this and was like ye that sounds like a fire extinguisher" lmfaoo
Napoleon invaded and occupied Spain for almost 6 years and had a significant cultural impact on Spain and the rest of Europe following the war, they even have statues of him in Spain (even though he invaded their country)
@@o-w-f_9873 gotta love learning something new from the UA-cam comment section
as a spaniard. we hate the france
@@logged.in. lmao I died at that and its even better in text form :'D
I love how Max and Chad resort to the ways of a toddler trying to figure out what an object is by putting it in their mouth
get's worse the more they drink xD
and then throwing and smashing said object
I’m a disgruntled vet, and not many things make me laugh. But max stealing his half shot to get the point made me actually laugh out loud. Good shit
There's something oddly wholesome about Max getting too wasted too quickly, so Chad asked him if his shot was too much to make sure Max didn't get alcohol poisoning.
i've never seen something more cold ones than chad breaking a rock in half, saying its plastic, and then coming to the conclusion that they have to suck on it like a jawbreaker to find out if its a rock
He swallows half of it in the patreon cut too haha
You two have a dedication for science like no others. The way you smashed that gem and instantly popped it into your mouths to taste it was.. truly inspiring
Max: I'm gonna get drunk while Chad's brain stays sharp
Moments earlier - Chad: I felt this and was like 'this sounds like a fire extinguisher'
😂
Sometimes I put these videos on when I’m drinking alone so it feels like I have friends. Thanks for making good content
Same
I love that when max is set on breaking something no one can stop him.
Max and Chad are literally a cracked version of Rhett and link that recite old memes 😂
Max is the cause of, and solution to, all old memes.
Bizaro Matt and Ryan
rhett & link became dog shit after 2016
You mean better version of Rhett and Link.
Why is this so accurate 😂
This is slowly starting to become my new favorite youtube channel. I love how this is basically "Drunk GMM" 😂Keep up the good work boys!
Chad confidently yelling Napoleon Dynamite slayed me
Darcy's acting as the character "Darcy" is incredible and should be nominated for an award
@らてちゃん në either etf
@らてちゃん It's not that deep. Darcy filled in a few shows to help Max and Chad and then decided to work for them full time.
@らてちゃん do you know how to talk without using internet buzzwords 💀
Darcy darcy darcy darcy darcy
@@menra2do you know how to interact with others without being a complete ass?
The subtle split-second visual gags where someone's face is liquified are so goddamn funny. Looks like someone had fun while making these.
Is Max aware that there have been several releases of Japanese children’s playing cardboard? I miss the openings please come back
I love that Max is more concerned with his hair being perfectly puffy. lmao
10:52 I like how it's supposed to be someone from France and Chad says Napoleon Dynamite 😂
I'm impressed with how many shots they're able to survive for any alcohol related video
At my heaviest of drinkin I could top out at 6 shots of tequila and I would not be mobile for the next two days.
@@dennismetzger9287 only 6?
@@dennismetzger9287 just 6? You're a lightweight my guy
That's Australians for you
Bruv they do this all the time I think they have a tolerance
Chad might not be very smart, or smart, or light, or handsome, or charismatic, or confident, or have a good personality, but he sure knows his drinks! 👍 Keep it up dude!!
Darcy's acting as each individual drink is truly amazing
Chad really called him “Napoleon Dynamite”💀
Was looking for this comment 😂
I came here to make sure someone else noticed. 😂
the way he shouted it so confidently too 😭😭😭😭
Max and chad are actually the alcoholic versions of Rhett and Link, even the background look like the theirs.
Nah Rhett and link are the sober max and chad
And they are slightly more chaotic then game grumps
Nah gmm has a guitar on the wall and no neon/led lights. More like max and Chad are the millennial versions of Rhett and link lol
Overused and stolen comment
@@happy2904 don't compare them to the game chumps
The editing of these videos is seriously next level. It's a step above pretty much anything on youtube. You guys are entertaining af
Mad respect to these guys editors, they clearly love their jobs, and are amazing at it
5:03 Editor better have gotten a raise for that one 😂 Completely above and beyond
Darcy's acting as the very ethanol molecules within the alcohol was impeccable
He even manifested as a physical being to transport the bottles of ethanol
Acting like the pinechips in my moonshine cause he wooden as hell
"He was short"
"NAPOLEON DYNAMITE"
Imagine Napoleon becoming one of history's most well known military leaders, only to have his entire legacy reduced to how short he was.
Last time i drank as much as you guys they found me laying face first on the ground in a parking lot. I have no idea how you guys manage to survive this shit, cheers to you.
They're Aussies so it's kind of taught from birth 😂
Give your editor a raise. He always goes the extra mile
Uh oh Gilmore fan
they got a cuppa but yea especially trevor
"Prezzo, edit in a raise"
those blindfolds are the goofiest thing ive ever seen featured on this channel
10:53 Chad says, with all the confidence in Australia, “Napoleon Dynamite!”
I love the editing on these videos so much. The way his face started melting after the second stiletto shot had me crying.
These guys are the cure for depression. Honestly
No, what they drink is
Auugghhhh
Yeah but not liver disease ufortunately.
@@Gilsworth you can get a new liver but not a new brain
True, but I'm sincerely worried about how long will it take before their health gets fucked up irreversibly
Edit:
I remembered that they survived hair/human cakes, so they will be fine untill 90ths
The cut to "I don't think we're gonna get it" fucking sends me everytime
14:51 "STILLETOE! STILL LET TOE!" 😂😂😂 he was making sure he got that one right
Of course Max knows what a rock tastes like 😂
He also knows what the rock is cooking
@@koikarppa but does he know who's cooking rock
@@FuckinPeezy my uncle cooks rock daily due to his crippling addiction
@@GraniteGolem there's nothing sacred about that, I guess he's just vibing
I love coldones i wish they uploaded more often
Yes. Kidney failure!
i think that how they're doing stuff right now is good. if they push more vids it will effect the quality of the videos
They're uploading more frequently then they used to
Let's go
If they upload more often, they will going to die
The editing in these videos kill me every time
13:09 Oh fuck chinese finger trap😂😂
17:47 had me in tears. “Pass me the hat” *passes spilling whiteclaw*
watching Cold Ones makes me wanna try this alcoholism thing
don't do it they have so many health problems from this
I highly recommend it. 👍👍
do it mate, do it
It's fun! (for a while)
@@tavianenave4415 i wonder what it has done to their health tbh
16:42 they really do get drunk lmao
*holding a glass Kalashnikov* "I feel american rn". I feel loved for once in these god teir videos
I love how french people have the stereotype that they just make “french noises” and don’t even say french words
I am from Quebec and it's not a stereotype
They do insert random sounds like like eun
Si si eunnn
Eunn mais franchement
It's kind of like heh or similar expressive sounds except they don't even write it, they may not even realise it.
@@ArtistinDeadlight777 you're not french
@@exlpod The little hat in the word Maître represents a sound that is no longer used in spoken French, in France the â becomes è and the è remains è.
Quebeckers still use a distinct sound for it.
I never said I was French from France.
@@ArtistinDeadlight777 L France
@@ArtistinDeadlight777 Les anglais font pareil...
I love how max ends up being completely fucked up and then chad tries to pretend that he's sober.
"all diamonds are hexagons. oh, wait, no, there's 6 sides, it's a pentagon."
Max holding the gun vodka: "I feel american"
finally, I don't have to keep rewatching the other cold ones alcohol videos to death
blessed day, bois
holy shit this is 100% fax. but now we have to wait another 3-4 weeks, unless they're feeling generous and release one next week
Darcy’s acting as the different alcohols is impeccable
Jay, keep this meme alive please
@@blujay2282 there are many of us that will keep this meme alive💪
beat me to it hahahah
worst fucking joke
I bet Chad could see through his mask, like, who would guess gold bar?! It wasn't even in the shape of a gold bar, i had no idea what it was even looking at it lol
The editor is genuinely talented
Omfg the editing in this one was absolutely immaculate, props to whoever does that
morzibov edited this
@@bluewuppo well then morzibov is a fuckin legend
Had me thinking I was drunk for a second 😅😅
@@bluewuppo thats what i noticed prezoh editing was significantly better imo
@@apollonmegara8220 duh its prezoh, but no need to compare who's subjectively better.
a previous editor being good doesnt mean anything about the next ones
"Man, I'd be really good at reading braille I think."
This line made me laugh so much, I don't know why 🤣
Here from Reddit, thankfully 2160p is still available here 😓.
19:57 max's drunken slurring is off the charts
i think this is the most drunk we've seen max
and that is saying a lot
"it tastes like rock!" probably the best and most accurate taste description so far
As a french i can confirm we say "hon hon" when drinking a toast 🤣
"I'd be really good at reading braille" is so fucking funny.
Always a good day when Cold ones uploads 💜 🍻
Faxs
Chad: guesses the shape and form of a bottle of alcohol
Also Chad: I think I would be very good at reading braille
Alcohol that looks like a fire extinguisher seems kind of like an accident waiting to happen
12:03 lmao they went so far into monkey mode they ate rocks for real because it was shiny XDDDDD
Max saying “OMG THERES A HAT” got me laughing more than it should have!
As a Scottish person, it makes me so happy seeing them use Irn Bru as a mixer lmao they must like it
Made my day
I clocked it hahahah
Irn bru slaps
As Ae Scottish Pearsun et meakes meh happeh seein theym yus irn broo es ae mexer lmaeo theh most laek et
I think this was the episode they stopped cheersing each other by tapping the glasses on the side. This episode might of been the birth of cold ones top and bottom cheers XD
I LOVE WATCHING MAX get wasted!!!!! Im in tears and can't breathe. Love COLD ONES
5:59
Chad: the town ain't big enough for the two of us bud
Max: I lost my hat
Had me dead 💀
Bruh, these editors deserve a fat raise, like every other week. That "edit these spinning in my hands" shit had me actually in tears.
the editing in these videos is so surreal when your drunk. the finger thing sctually frightende me
the thoughts running through their minds when they see a gemstone:
"yoo lets chew on dis shit n see if its plastic"
chad definitely found a way to see through that blindfold
lmao you can see him tilting his head up and looking through the bottom
Yes!! Who guesses gold bar on just a rectangular object with words?!?!
Max holding the most iconic Russia gun in history “I feel American”😂
Absolutely floored by this communities ability to completely ignore Chad drinking out of a BROKEN GLASS while everyone is yelling no don't do it around him. What a madlad dude.
Max: *picks up famously Russian gun
Max: "I feel American"
Americans have love for gun like no other its in the bill for bear arms is it not.
@@alexsmith32012 Its our Second amendment.
14:48 Max sounds like he's casting a fucking spell from Harry Potter
“Im a normal human being. I think i’ll take my glasses off, put my Pepe blindfold on”
chad lowkey be peeping the bottom lmmaaaooo. "and he has to do a half shot" XD
The way you guys took apart the gem and thought it was plastic until you put it in your mouth and it “tasted like rock” is fucking hilarious
“HAHAHAHAHA👹- wait a minute 🤨”
Why did Max go so serious lmaoooooo 19:46
I love the editing skill from cold ones, always have some new special in little details 😭✨
Max literally turns into a seal for no reason at 17:38🤣😭