I think it's a cultural thing. There are a lot of culture in Asia that calls other person who's older than them an "uncle" and they're not even related. Calling a white guy an "uncle" seems off IMO.
We, as Indians, have been conditioned this way. Even my folks will take out the "good" cups and saucers for tea when white people visit. So sad...they (whites) have dehumanized all of us to this point.
@@ruthun Im also Indian and I don't see it as dehumanization, while your tea cup thing is definitely a form of prejudice, the uncle thing I see more as endearment. Relating to someone who shares your culture (or at least presumably so)
Kiara Prabhu in Singapore, the Office custodians are know as uncle and aunties. Even the taxi drivers we do refer to as uncles. I was used to calling generic strangers as uncle and aunties in india, but did a double take when my very white Austrian boss straight up called our taxi driver who was visibly atleast a decade younger than him ‘uncle ‘
His audience base mostly consists of Asian americans or asians currently residing in America.Other than that its very few .If it weren't for Asians his show would have been cancelled in the first season itself
One year I baked 3 chickens for Thanksgiving dinner instead of a turkey and my family went berserk. Now they bring that up every year. Honestly, saved me from hosting another Thanksgiving dinner so joke is on them.
@Alex Daniel Didn't he already touch on this in a stand up routine? Or am I getting my comedians mixed up.... was that Kristen Schaal? Kumail Nanjiani? Pretty sure it was someone from The Daily Show....
@@WigglyWings ok i dont wanna start a civil war, but you gonna pick conan over hasan, you mad bro? to be fair they have very different formats, but hasan's whole thing is certainly my favourite over all the other hosts
Previous month I was able to gather my first five figure check ever!!! I've been working for this company online for 2 yrs now and I never been happier... They are paying me $95 per hour, and the most important thing regarding it is the fact that I am not that tech-savvy, they just asked for standard idea of internet and key typing skill...Amazing thing about this work is that I have more time to spend with my family. I am in a position to commit quality time with my friends and family and look after my children and also going on holiday vacation with them very frequently. Don't neglect this chance and make sure to respond quickly. Check it out, what it is about... *foryou49.com*
@@mrmushin1 I thought it might be region specific but didn't think rhyming slang. Fair enough, just hope viewers don't assume we all use that phrase. 🤣
HERESY!! TURKEY IS AMAZING!! XD (P.S. if you want to make sure it doesn't dry out, baste the bird regularly and cook the bird *breast side down* in the pan - then the dark meat bastes the white meat and tastes amazing) thank you for coming to my TED Talk
Nethmi Liyanapathirana black ppl have been doing friend turkey with the best seasoning is the best. Also this explains all that heart disease anyway once a year only ppl.
Error 1604 thanks for letting us know that you are a vegetarian. What would the world even do if we did not know you were vegetarian. Thank you for sharing your experience, now here is your “I got attention!” Certificate attention.com
@@granville7 My son (from Scotland, but in an American school at this point), unwittingly stood up in front of the whole class and asked for a rubber, nearly got him detention! 😁😂
Dude, as an Indian, I can tell you firsthand that I'd live in America any day over India. India is horrendous. Trash everywhere, pollution, and the horrible smell. Not to mention, the inept and extremely corrupt government. I dread visiting India. No way Hasan is done with America.
"i actually really love going back home for thanksgiving and going black friday shopping and running into people i know" do you... also like.... being set on fire? bc that's the same, emotionally
'Hot Takes' sounds like a traditional Thanksgiving pastry your Eastern European girlfriend's family makes, that makes you reconsider your plan to break up with her to hook up with your cute new neighbour.
Type in “Gordon Ramsay Christmas Turkey” into the search bar. You’re welcome. Omit the bacon if you don’t eat pork. Voila. Perfect, non dry turkey. I pity all of you who suffer with dry turkey.
Shann D Yesssssss... butter and olive oil a must. Best to do both. I do enjoy Gordon Ramsey. But the BA test kitchen UA-cam channel is so good! Hope you had a wonderful thanksgiving🍁 White meat or dark? What pie? I love hearing a rundown from others. I was saddened I didn’t get sweet potatoes 🍠 or yams ( I love roasting them on a sheet pan w olive oil, salt, basque pepper spice and or paprika. A bit of Garlic powder optional.) If you enjoy a mild spice, get some Ground Basque pepper😉 it’s online. Cheers.
hey hasan on my thanksgiving were having chicken meatloaf salad green peas can of sweet potato spaghetti dressing rolls stuffing gravey spinach for deserts pumpkin pie apple pie and ice cream for a drink ice tea and water
If your turkey is dry - you messed up. Properly cooked, it is not dry. And I could easily cook the whole Thanksgiving dinner myself (including out traditional samosas) 😎
Lmfao. Didn't know experts on terrorism were on this comment section. Either way good try. But I highly doubt terrorists get on Hassan minhaj's videos and comment about politics.
To put a long long list short his and his party's sexist, islamophobic, hindutva, homophobic, transphobic, pro-capitalist, communal violence based policies. Just find out about the current trans bill that was passed in India and the issues with it. That's just one of the things!
Hasan when talking to a random Indian man: “Uncle”
Hasan when talking to random white man: “Sir, do you agree with that?”
I think it's a cultural thing. There are a lot of culture in Asia that calls other person who's older than them an "uncle" and they're not even related. Calling a white guy an "uncle" seems off IMO.
We, as Indians, have been conditioned this way. Even my folks will take out the "good" cups and saucers for tea when white people visit. So sad...they (whites) have dehumanized all of us to this point.
@@ruthun Im also Indian and I don't see it as dehumanization, while your tea cup thing is definitely a form of prejudice, the uncle thing I see more as endearment. Relating to someone who shares your culture (or at least presumably so)
@@kiaraprabhu7080 With you, however, they are still the terrors that dehumanised my family in South Africa.
Kiara Prabhu in Singapore, the Office custodians are know as uncle and aunties. Even the taxi drivers we do refer to as uncles. I was used to calling generic strangers as uncle and aunties in india, but did a double take when my very white Austrian boss straight up called our taxi driver who was visibly atleast a decade younger than him ‘uncle ‘
Hassan got too familiar for the audience, they literally argue with him😂
The whites dropped this show 😂
His audience base mostly consists of Asian americans or asians currently residing in America.Other than that its very few .If it weren't for Asians his show would have been cancelled in the first season itself
@@metalhead9061 go watch your white shows.
Mohamud Haji 😂😂😂😂
@@metalhead9061 imagine having conversation with you irl
@@ImranAli-qj4ir savage AF.
But now they gonna brand U as anti-white (I.e, racist) :c
Someone: *asks a question*
Hasan: UNO REVERSE CARD
Marissa Mae Lmaoo
He does that to give himself time to think of an answer. It's a public speaking skill.
Hyperian i know, i do that too when i present in front of class. I didnt mean it in a bad way i love that guy
Abeer, the GOAT
No props for a copied meme.
That parseltongue moment though.
Confirming his audience are a bunch of Slytherins X
@@gmbrusselsprout repressssssent
@@blitva1 You know I gotta sssssstroll on up in there XD
I couldn't breathe when everyone just turned into snakes 😂😂😂
Potterheadsssss UNITE!!! J.K. would be proud lol
One year I baked 3 chickens for Thanksgiving dinner instead of a turkey and my family went berserk. Now they bring that up every year. Honestly, saved me from hosting another Thanksgiving dinner so joke is on them.
I did this for years...it's great...couldn't really afford a Turkey.
Omg I suggested that this year and they straight ignored me
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 well done
I agree chicken way better than dry Turkey
BIG BRAIN
Idk why but Deep cuts is really interesting.
Agreed
Deep Cuts and Between the Scenes are my favorites.
@Alex Daniel Didn't he already touch on this in a stand up routine? Or am I getting my comedians mixed up.... was that Kristen Schaal? Kumail Nanjiani? Pretty sure it was someone from The Daily Show....
cos its HASAN MINHAJ!
@Alex Daniel So it was Nanijani, then... right on. Thanks for the image too. I could think 'a dat ass 24/7
Hasan doing an episode about fast fashion
Also Hasan : I love black friday
Because he didn't need to work too hard and got twice payment right (?)
yeah that surprised me a little
owlright I think he loves it because that’s when he goes to the mall and runs into people from high school lol
No Name He didn’t say he loved it for the clothes but for the crazy people were y’all even listening? Lol
St. Jerome Yh dude I know, I was just teasing, probably he said that ‘cause that’s when he runs into people from high school at the mall lol
I love his charisma, beats out both the Jimmy's any day of the week.
Kimmels ok but have to agree with you on fallon
And that's why he is better than lily
Conan will give him run for the money though. I like both of them.
@@WigglyWings ok i dont wanna start a civil war, but you gonna pick conan over hasan, you mad bro?
to be fair they have very different formats, but hasan's whole thing is certainly my favourite over all the other hosts
Each comedian has an unique personality, you can't compare !!
Nobody:
Literally No body:
Hasan: SAT.
Ryan
Nobody:
Literally nody:
Raj S: another goddamn Nobody joke
I fucking hate these nobody jokes,,,
@@mishaalzk6033 who?
Now this is a "Patriot Act Family Time" instead of "Deep Cuts".
I like that last question tho
isnt that better tho
@@oof-wi7hp Yeah definitely tho
Previous month I was able to gather my first five figure check ever!!! I've been working for this company online for 2 yrs now and I never been happier... They are paying me $95 per hour, and the most important thing regarding it is the fact that I am not that tech-savvy, they just asked for standard idea of internet and key typing skill...Amazing thing about this work is that I have more time to spend with my family. I am in a position to commit quality time with my friends and family and look after my children and also going on holiday vacation with them very frequently. Don't neglect this chance and make sure to respond quickly. Check it out, what it is about... *foryou49.com*
Nobody:
Literally No body:
Hasan: SAT.
Hasan at 2:53 is every indian uncle ever lol
(listen for the "eh")
True xD
They're like "heeeeeeeeh?" Lmao
Now I am only waiting for 2 54
aeeinnn ???😂
AIAAN? KYA? ZOR SE BOLO!!! KYA!!?? IDHAR AA KAR BOLO!!!
then you shout louder and get a TAMEEZ SE BAAT KARO CHILAO MAT
@@oof-wi7hp this is too relatable 😂🤣
They really need to extend the deep cuts time
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Audience: SsSssSssSssssSt
I thought it was sat
How does the entire audience count as "absolutely no one"?
Cut the valley girl accent Hassan.You sound gay.
13St
Feels like there's a bunch of creepers in the room that are about to blow up. Aww man.
UK born and raised, and I've never heard of tinkle on the blower.
Sounds like a euphemism for a fetish.
I am brit as well. It cockneý rhyme slang
@@mrmushin1 I thought it might be region specific but didn't think rhyming slang. Fair enough, just hope viewers don't assume we all use that phrase. 🤣
I've only ever heard cockneys say dog and bone for phone, fake news
I've only ever heard it as a joke not something we actually say 😂
I thought it would be Tinkle on the horn.
Turkey IS overrated lmaoo - love you hasan!
HERESY!! TURKEY IS AMAZING!! XD (P.S. if you want to make sure it doesn't dry out, baste the bird regularly and cook the bird *breast side down* in the pan - then the dark meat bastes the white meat and tastes amazing) thank you for coming to my TED Talk
If it's cut up and sopping in grease it's delicious (or baste)
Turkey is trash, duck all the way.
Yeah but Chicken isn't better unless you fry it or put a bunch of seasonings on it or something. Duck is the true poultry
Nethmi Liyanapathirana black ppl have been doing friend turkey with the best seasoning is the best.
Also this explains all that heart disease anyway once a year only ppl.
2:53 That was the most Indian response😂
Why his show is not daily 😭 I love to listen him ❤️
Too much of a good thing is never good
Because the graphics team would die
Same
You know every brown family is having biryani in thanksgiving
lmao true we had biryani we always have biryani
..and the Hyderabadi Biryani was Excellent!! 😁
And it’s fucking awesome
Nobody:
Absolutely no one in audience:
Hasan: Ryan?
😂😂😂😂😂
Stop the "nobody" jokes. They died months ago, now they're just incredibly unfunny ways to ask for likes
@@michaelgeorge4643 okaayy boomer
@@hariomkushwaha9773 I was born in 2000...
@@michaelgeorge4643 Same same
Hasan: S s s s t
Audience: 🐍🐍
They seriously gotta make this segment a 1-hour show. I just can’t get enough
2:53 I don't know why but I am playing that on loop😂😂
We're having chicken instead at my place, I understand your hot take.
chiken is the superior meat
The real problem is that overcooking chicken isn't as big a deal as it is for turkey. And that's what most people do.
My family makes ribs and the classic ham instead of turkey
Purdue 🤔😂
Yes I know, I've heard that joke too many times. They're spelled Perdue though so
Deepcuts should be part of the show on Netflix!
As a vegetarian, I totally understand what hasan is talking about
Thanks for letting us know
@@SuperShafa123 I know right. Error 1604,
📦 here is the attention you ordered on Amazon.
Bishop51807 chill dude it was a joke about how I don't get it at all but I am still watching 😂😂
Error 1604 thanks for letting us know that you are a vegetarian. What would the world even do if we did not know you were vegetarian. Thank you for sharing your experience, now here is your “I got attention!” Certificate
attention.com
@@canyadigit6274 just chill people are allowed to share their opinions and experiences no need to be rude
I’m from London but if someone asked me to give them ‘a tinkle on the blower’ I’d call the police! Literally no one says that here😂
lmaooo
Deep cuts videos should be longer, i thoroughly enjoy it
He’s hating on turkey when he made a whole ass turkey sandwich on a GQ segment 🤦🏽♂️🥴
Tinkle on the blower is a real phrase! It’s a telephone call! 😂😂😂😂
@@granville7 Aren't you asking to for a cigarette?
Spot on. The look on American faces is priceless, though.
@@granville7 My son (from Scotland, but in an American school at this point), unwittingly stood up in front of the whole class and asked for a rubber, nearly got him detention! 😁😂
catalinacurio
I did that too! I was just a kid lol
G C Yesssss...We know. But we don’t smoke like chimneys here anymore. Or use homophobic slurs to ask for tobacco.
A moment of silence for whoever asked ‘what do you like most about yourself?’
The fact that his “desi-ness” him saying “he” 🤣
I love the deep cuts, maybe more then the show... and I love the show
I was like.. oh this is going little bit dull & than SSSST happened 😂😂
The name ssst is as bad as that one baby in a newspaper named “K-VIII-Lynn” (Kaitlyn)
“You know how like when we get older, our parents like chill out”
This guy is hilarious, he needs to frontline more shows for sure.
Seeing his episodes, seems hasan is done with America all togather. 😂🔝
Dude, as an Indian, I can tell you firsthand that I'd live in America any day over India. India is horrendous. Trash everywhere, pollution, and the horrible smell. Not to mention, the inept and extremely corrupt government. I dread visiting India. No way Hasan is done with America.
Wish on... where’s he going? Canada 🇨🇦?
@@michaelgeorge4643 which state do u live in India ?
@@michaelgeorge4643 i am sure u never created any problems when u were in India. These NRI's have some superiority complex.
3:32: "Nobody is going to Black Friday at Office Max" :-D Haha, nobody seems to have picked up on that.
"i actually really love going back home for thanksgiving and going black friday shopping and running into people i know"
do you... also like.... being set on fire? bc that's the same, emotionally
if you stop at 0:18 you can see the amazing diversity of his audience
I see a lot of white people at the back
'Hot Takes' sounds like a traditional Thanksgiving pastry your Eastern European girlfriend's family makes, that makes you reconsider your plan to break up with her to hook up with your cute new neighbour.
That is too elaborate 😏
r/suspiciouslyspecific
"Traditional thanksgiving Easter European dish"
@@tammikilpi6993 eastern*
That's too specific. OMG are you ok?
Y CANT DEEP CUTS GO LONGER! WHAT'S THIS TIME LIMIT!
I'm Jewish: my Christmas experience was the exact same! All I wanted to do was be with my friends, but they were all with their families celebrating!
Great Q&A session!!
@2:03 Those hand gestures got me thinking you wanted to stuff the turkey with a chicken...
It would be an amazing culinary achievement.
You are so right! We do two roasted chickens with all the fixins!!!🤣🤣🤣
lol he just casually added Modi to the list of autocrats
I've never heard "tinkle on the blower" at all here in the UK.
Floating Autocrats freak everyone out 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's 5 in the morning, I can't stop playing Sword and Shield, and it's only PA and coffee that's giving me life right now.
happy thanksgiving y'all.
You too sister!
That waterbender started snakebending🤣
I gotta get to NY to take part in this
I just want to say that his line about turkey being the franchise player is hilarious
Living the office 😂 3:34
I LOVE THIS MAN 😫💖
You called Modi an autocrat! Love it😅 people here are too chicken to say it.
07:15 oh no...we just love cryptic messages
How does this guy make small talk look easy
Christmas routine -die hard series
Home alone series
Harry potter
Im a happy man
His Macy's Day Parade float would have him looking like Slash from Snowboard Kids. Just an average head with huge spikes for hair.
Dry turkey!? Someone needs to have good turkey.
Virginia Kingsford I’m convinced only 5 people in this world can cook turkey without at least 40% of it being awful.
@@kgal1298 thoes people know how to brine
Just FYI, there's also Home Alone 4 & 5
Christmas movie: DIE HARD. The best Christmas Movie ever made.
That music in the beginning and at the end is so bop😍😍
We vote for Deep Cuts to be full length episodes!
2:53 best part of the video!
Type in “Gordon Ramsay Christmas Turkey” into the search bar. You’re welcome.
Omit the bacon if you don’t eat pork. Voila. Perfect, non dry turkey. I pity all of you who suffer with dry turkey.
Dry brine! Check out Bon appétit test kitchen UA-cam channel. Brad and damn hilarious.
Lulu Seatown Getdown actually do BA’s dry brine first, THEN use Gordon’s recipe. I like the way you think!
Shann D Yesssssss... butter and olive oil a must. Best to do both. I do enjoy Gordon Ramsey. But the BA test kitchen UA-cam channel is so good! Hope you had a wonderful thanksgiving🍁 White meat or dark? What pie? I love hearing a rundown from others. I was saddened I didn’t get sweet potatoes 🍠 or yams ( I love roasting them on a sheet pan w olive oil, salt, basque pepper spice and or paprika. A bit of Garlic powder optional.) If you enjoy a mild spice, get some Ground Basque pepper😉 it’s online. Cheers.
Lulu Seatown Getdown ehhh.. I prefer a neutral oil to let the butter shine, but to each their own.
These literally make me so happy!
I love you Hasan!
Always posting when I'm outside😐 now I have to wait for an hour to watch this
@@merrillgeorge1838 and I'm still out. This is a nightmare😖
the one person to dislike is ceo of fast fashion
Don’t diss turkey; diss the people who overcook it!
‘Tinkle on a blower’ lol 😆
Talking about turkey like he's reading my FUCKING MIND! LOL
hey hasan on my thanksgiving were having chicken meatloaf salad green peas can of sweet potato spaghetti dressing rolls stuffing gravey spinach for deserts pumpkin pie apple pie and ice cream for a drink ice tea and water
I love ALL the Deep Cuts....
My family is ditching turkey for brisket and fried chicken this year. I could not be happier!
I can’t believe Netflix didn’t renew his series! Wtf
2:53 ehhhh??? He desi y'all😂
If your turkey is dry - you messed up. Properly cooked, it is not dry. And I could easily cook the whole Thanksgiving dinner myself (including out traditional samosas) 😎
As a brit . A tickle on the blower means making a phone call lol
8:19
Hasan looks like the love child of Ray Romano and a Desi woman who happened to be a fan
😭🤣
Facts on the turkey thing
I can't wait to start celebrating Thanksgiving and Christmas but I know that my mum will have a fit too.
I looooovvvee these
I don't even watch Patriot Act anymore, just Deep Cuts.
7:43
I was laughing, I was smiling,
Then He said, "Would you rather burn your collection of Jordan's?"
That smile just wiped of my Face
this guy is the best..hands down.
I'm thinking to subscribe Netflix because of you..lol, am i obsessed with you? Keep the good work, Mr. Minhaj! :)
I remember in elementary school I was taught to sing all 50 states in ABC order
Caption: "Hasan is done with turkey!"
Me: "Well guess what, I'm done with you Hasan!....Yk im jk Whole roast Mutton >>> Turkey"
..can you imagine a Turkey Biryani 🤣🤣🤣
I 100% agree with Hassan about turkey and even replacing it with chicken!
Turkey's awesome! One year my family didn't want to do a Christmas turkey and I went apeshit. I only get to have turkey twice a year!
Ricky Gervais would be awesome in this kind of format, he’s so hilarious off cuff.
HELL YES.
I'm British and have never heard of tinkle on the blower.
Daniel Browne he is a jerk. Tries to make joke of others and make it look like its very normal. And wen u do the same to him, he will cry foul.
And everything he does is set up. Even their audience.
@@rakeshchandra459 who? Hasan?
Leave it to a theater kid to ask that final. :D Awesome!
Thank you for mentioning Modi to be an autocrat! We need to talk about this more! You are one of the very few people to... Thank you!
Lmfao. Didn't know experts on terrorism were on this comment section.
Either way good try. But I highly doubt terrorists get on Hassan minhaj's videos and comment about politics.
@@sallyhope2137 true! I made the mistake of finding the nazi symbol after i replied 😏
Spoorti Pema@ Just curious. Why would you connect Modi to an Autocrat?? Hasan has his reasons for hating on Modi ( remember Houston).. Whats yours??
To put a long long list short his and his party's sexist, islamophobic, hindutva, homophobic, transphobic, pro-capitalist, communal violence based policies. Just find out about the current trans bill that was passed in India and the issues with it. That's just one of the things!
I freakin love these
Gonna get heat @4:11
Watching this on Cyber Monday!!