“The S#*t Donald Trump Says!” - Trevor Noah - (from "Son Of Patricia" Watch on Netflix!)

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  • @trevornoah
    @trevornoah  5 років тому +1734

    Thanks for watching! 🙌🏾Subscribe & turn on notifications to find out when I upload new videos! bit.ly/SubscribeTrevorNoah

    • @kaashieflakay5951
      @kaashieflakay5951 5 років тому +20

      Love your work and what you stand for. Love from a Cape Town coloured...😁

    • @atlihlabioa7733
      @atlihlabioa7733 5 років тому +8

      U must do that Japanese joke I heard u do at some corporate event years ago

    • @erikkudanu274
      @erikkudanu274 5 років тому +7

      Really nice work, you are an inspiration to us in Africa

    • @bradmarshall5524
      @bradmarshall5524 5 років тому +7

      I'll subscribe to your page if I get a free prize!! FYI I'm from South Africa and you know how South Africans love their free stuff, even if its free electricity I'll taken man... Jokes, keep up the good work!

    • @LittleRapGuy
      @LittleRapGuy 5 років тому +4

      Dear Trevor, each person, each modern nation's locaitons, areas, and states, they were/are all identity rakceteering self-valued through premises treatments, and through identity treatments in/as a semi-ancient trap. It's maintained with/as worse tied to/as what keeps all blaming other things, others, and/or selves, and needing to. What is inter-cultural, as branches, each of their identiites are crimnially foreign influenced. They already made, and has only heard fact treatment nature, as "crimnial insidiousness" natures/s, as identity, and value/s to positive/negative, again, as identity's course. What handles us where/how it counts, as a quality of fact treatment nature, invisible, but discernible, and discernibly connected, it is to, from, as, with, and for itslef, the identity of forever, and it as the identity of relativity, and it as volume science, and it as five bonded identities of sequence nature. The cell nucleus, the cell body, and the cell wall, Trevor Noah, they have two identities of sequence nature as their value/identity on both sides of them, too. See. Each campus lied, yes, too, and with the branches already needing each age of fact treatment natuer to/as all locations not our correlation's/soul's means, identity's. And this was/is where they have already been pretending to be integrity long, note. That simultaneously was/is how women black/white judges are recorded motivativated to crimes with child offenders, even sexual, and even medical, and even as human trafficking roles, and with databases rakceteering also with MPs who are hate groups themed, and who are overt "criminal enterprises" with our areas still in collusion, and iwth inter-nation prison agreements, etc.. There are more World Trade center racketeering acts/illusions roles inter-states from the ones actually recorded campuses of each age/nature recorded how kept "criminal foreign influeced roles with/as what was/is maintianed all locaitons's sensibilites, dishonest where/how it counts, and pretending other. Please respond for the various natures of courts, and their families already knowing they are criminally involved thorugh time with the other branches. THey neeed to keep using their locaitons to pretend faked things, and to hide how they methodically criminally/sickly prevent writing through lifetimes, and all exceptions recorded worse than war crimes "criminally foreign influenced." What entertained color with the law, and counters to it in collusion was unaware. This was/is bonded methods by/as one that maintained native Americans blaming other things, blaming others, and blaming themselves as our founders were forced to, the real causes of negative value nature proressions, acts, and natures. They branches use words, all criminally, but words like "behavior" also for these influences over elections, and them kept breaching tools pretended to be against what they already furthered and exploit with other nations, like the psychology racketeering, too, roles with their patients and criminals further with abuses of kids on/off campuses also witth school resource officers, training of positions such, etc.. Please get me a response from them inter-branch, too, forgin names, switching names, and switching sequences, and misspelling their names, and juxtaposing their group roles with ll kinids of bonded racketerting used per judicial separations of issues used to keep theme roles with all locations "criminally foreign influecned," and in bonded layers.

  • @Rant-y
    @Rant-y 5 років тому +2951

    I just appreciate Trevor's honesty about racism that still exist in South Africa. It seems like most celebrities sugarcoat the issue in public.

    • @acalatusspacakulos3861
      @acalatusspacakulos3861 5 років тому +54

      Yes! I agree 100%. Those white farmers being murdered for being white and for their land is disgusting and racist. I hate racism. May God bring his wrath on those murdering devils.

    • @autumnhomer9786
      @autumnhomer9786 5 років тому +69

      Sivuyile Mqikwa I don’t think South Africa fully healed after Apartheid. Especially when there are white only places like,”Orania.” White Africa’s who couldn’t cope without Apartheid so they built a community. Where you can only live there if you are white. Such a thing would never happen in reverse in Europe.

    • @Taiwan.Rebell
      @Taiwan.Rebell 5 років тому +44

      Autumn clarke That’s not true. Orania is not just for white people, it’s for Afrikaans white people, so not even I could live there, as an English white. They’ve built their own community because they believed in 1991 that the new government would pose a threat to their way of life (and that’s definitely turned out to be right with the farm murders and attacks on white people). They keep to themselves, the build their community with their own hands, no cheap black labor has ever been used in the town. Anyone who wants to live their needs to be screened by a council, they’re highly conservative, so unmarried people can’t live together etc - Orania was established because people wanted to live a safe life away from the violence of South African cities. Racism in South Africa comes at you from all corners, no matter your color.

    • @isaiahjackson7194
      @isaiahjackson7194 5 років тому +35

      @@acalatusspacakulos3861 it's not Thier land . They need to go back to Europe .

    • @kenbrown6267
      @kenbrown6267 5 років тому +20

      Quite the contrary. All we hear about is racism. Everyone and everything is racist! If you're white, then you were automatically born a racist. It waters down the term so much that true racism is hardly definable any longer.

  • @speedbird1598
    @speedbird1598 4 роки тому +4009

    For those wondering, I just checked: Trump was 100% dead serious about the see thru wall.

    • @alwin5995
      @alwin5995 4 роки тому +247

      Hey, his uncle studied at MIT.
      Donald has INHERITED scientific brilliance from an uncle.

    • @mdcu3893
      @mdcu3893 4 роки тому +26

      its not that bad just but hard glass through it

    • @inaaronshead7331
      @inaaronshead7331 4 роки тому +21

      Just use cement frames with zoo enclosure glass.. Plexi glass or what ever its called. (yes i cant be bothered to google the glass type, lol)

    • @sarahdixon6011
      @sarahdixon6011 4 роки тому +11

      Unsurprised UK

    • @itry7451
      @itry7451 4 роки тому +31

      Why am i not surprised🙄

  • @johansebastian8302
    @johansebastian8302 4 роки тому +643

    “FOLKS! WE’RE GONNA BUILD… a w a l l” gets me every time 😂 🤣

    • @nunyabusiness1406
      @nunyabusiness1406 3 роки тому +4

      LMMFAO ❗ 🤣

    • @annetteelliott1494
      @annetteelliott1494 3 роки тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Sam-handwich583
      @Sam-handwich583 3 роки тому +8

      Aye man I'm not paying for shit!

    • @Sam-handwich583
      @Sam-handwich583 3 роки тому +3

      "Sir were under attack should we send a squadro-" "no no no, get the printer, there gonna be sorry in about 20 years tops, there gonna regret this" -trump

    • @cleeffordjoseph7365
      @cleeffordjoseph7365 Рік тому

      I don't know how many times i've watched that part

  • @yavannahsnape
    @yavannahsnape 5 років тому +1025

    We have see-through walls...we call them "windows"

    • @nanaohemaa2314
      @nanaohemaa2314 5 років тому +25

      But they're not made out of concrete

    • @jeremiah3926
      @jeremiah3926 5 років тому +15

      Nana Ohemaa you still can’t walk through a window

    • @nanaohemaa2314
      @nanaohemaa2314 5 років тому +4

      You're not wrong

    • @zullahwiyogo8095
      @zullahwiyogo8095 5 років тому +7

      So? Mexican could easily break it. If you get what i mean

    • @jii.
      @jii. 4 роки тому

      @@nanaohemaa2314 Neither are imaginary walls though?

  • @suwaibamahammad2961
    @suwaibamahammad2961 5 років тому +1900

    The invisible wall joke with the mimes reminded me of that story with the king and the invisible clothes

    • @Erendislevrai
      @Erendislevrai 5 років тому +22

      No shit Sherlock ;)

    • @magss1156
      @magss1156 5 років тому

      I did a play of that!!!!!!! Lol

    • @ayandazungu4564
      @ayandazungu4564 4 роки тому +10

      🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 The Emperor with the invisible suit🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @michellegreen2994
      @michellegreen2994 4 роки тому +7

      That's exactly what I said. Great minds...👍😃😃

    • @magss1156
      @magss1156 4 роки тому +12

      The emperor’s new clothing!

  • @tantannatomic446
    @tantannatomic446 4 роки тому +3263

    Trevor is so cute when he low key laughs at his own jokes

    • @-ak-2253
      @-ak-2253 4 роки тому +37

      @@karlrschneideryou're just here to piss people off. why are you here watching his videos? if he's so stupid for you, go watch someone who is smart enough for you then FFS

    • @montycarlo2053
      @montycarlo2053 4 роки тому +7

      Low key .. 😂

    • @gabrielleisalanastan
      @gabrielleisalanastan 4 роки тому +17

      @@karlrschneider We can already tell you're a trump supporter.

    • @user-tb2ii8nl2q
      @user-tb2ii8nl2q 4 роки тому +2

      True man.

    • @donaldduckk1989
      @donaldduckk1989 4 роки тому +1

      are you fucking tite

  • @Hak_4d
    @Hak_4d 5 років тому +5245

    A comedian that doesn’t need to use foul language to be funny.. Mr Trevor Noah

    • @jasonyahtman8889
      @jasonyahtman8889 5 років тому +14

      You should check out the laughing samoan

    • @isaiahjackson7194
      @isaiahjackson7194 5 років тому +60

      So you must agree that foul language is also funny then . I'd rather hear the foul language

    • @iamankursjain
      @iamankursjain 5 років тому +26

      that is the best thing about Trevor

    • @symflips
      @symflips 5 років тому +13

      He's not funny tho

    • @alexandermheen-garschke6166
      @alexandermheen-garschke6166 5 років тому +26

      @@heidilawrence1545I hate all these people who can't even say words, like just say shit

  • @qaspanova
    @qaspanova 4 роки тому +719

    "There it is Mr. Trump, your invisible wall" 😂😂

    • @darthmaul8979
      @darthmaul8979 4 роки тому +17

      "Oh my gosh, you can't get through it!"

    • @user-en6si2xn7f
      @user-en6si2xn7f 4 роки тому +5

      Best

    • @Isyataru
      @Isyataru 3 роки тому +8

      Best thing is its not just invisible but also stainfree AND intangible

    • @kamipersonal2687
      @kamipersonal2687 3 роки тому +1

      noah borrowed from that kids' story: the emperor's new clothes!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @nielskjelloandersen9478
      @nielskjelloandersen9478 3 роки тому +1

      @@Isyataru Which of course has pushed us a bit above the budget. But i guarantee you these added perks are worth every extra penny... :)

  • @rebeccaatkins2514
    @rebeccaatkins2514 4 роки тому +278

    His trump impressions get me every time. Lol 😂😂😂😂

    • @dumbboy6981
      @dumbboy6981 4 роки тому +1

      I don't get it the trump expression is the easiest expression in the world but his is really good

    • @birbluv9595
      @birbluv9595 2 роки тому +1

      I think this impression is genius.

  • @halovee.n
    @halovee.n 5 років тому +1555

    "So that Americans can see the drugs coming
    *and catch it"*

    • @sweetieadey2754
      @sweetieadey2754 5 років тому +5

      stypayhorlikson 3000 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 had me too

    • @alaskanbullworm8685
      @alaskanbullworm8685 5 років тому +2

      Catch it like a punt returner in the NFL

    • @gordonshumway7239
      @gordonshumway7239 5 років тому

      stypayhorlikson 3000 Sounds like a plan. I like it. Someone show me where to stand ...

    • @rell0223
      @rell0223 5 років тому +2

      @Snaggle Toothed improved border security wont stop drug trafficking. You all are morons to think that is the walls purpose. A wall is to make it that much harder for people who would, without a wall, waltz right across the border.

    • @rell0223
      @rell0223 5 років тому +2

      @Snaggle Toothed also I dont know of any trump supporters that hate mexicans, they just have a strong distaste for illegal immigrants. And circumstances be, most are coming from latin america via mexico. So pull the race card more, just makes you a rascist.

  • @manofculture8848
    @manofculture8848 5 років тому +945

    "I think they are from Cleveland " that line cracked me up

  • @baihaqidaffa995
    @baihaqidaffa995 4 роки тому +76

    "Yeah, I shine real low, B" gets me everytime 😂😂

  • @KumarSumits
    @KumarSumits 5 років тому +3482

    Noah is best comedian in the world. *hit like if you agree*

    • @KumarSumits
      @KumarSumits 5 років тому +50

      I'm very glad to get heart from noah. Sir thank you I'm big fan of you.

    • @idfrancisco5057
      @idfrancisco5057 5 років тому +18

      Damn, he liked this comment 😳

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak 5 років тому +6

      @@idfrancisco5057 It's nice to know his camp is involved in reading the comments!

    • @chucksawdy7283
      @chucksawdy7283 5 років тому +12

      Not even close but I like your enthusiasm.

    • @hahaFunny-d8x
      @hahaFunny-d8x 5 років тому +4

      @@chucksawdy7283
      Make a better, please

  • @saracenseven8314
    @saracenseven8314 5 років тому +115

    'We aint payin shit for no wall.'
    Killed it right there.

  • @tumirantao3677
    @tumirantao3677 4 роки тому +145

    I love comedians that find themselves funny. Trevor laughing at his own jokes has always been quality!

    • @VoltisArt
      @VoltisArt Місяць тому

      Most of them aren't as correct. Trevor really is that good, lol.

  • @chyntanurdina
    @chyntanurdina 5 років тому +190

    "I shine real low, B" I cracked up 😂

  • @FavJam
    @FavJam 4 роки тому +395

    “I think they from Cleveland” 💀😂

  • @amandarthomas780
    @amandarthomas780 4 роки тому +283

    I would like to thank Trevor Noah for just being him. I can't watch the "other" news outlets for very long because it triggers my depression. Since I've come across Mr Noah I can stay in the loop with what is going on in the world and nowadays locally as well. I live in Minnesota in a suburb adjacent to Minneapolis and the rioting actually spilled over into my community. Big ups to Trevor and every one involved in making the program awesome. I also love to watch his stand up as well! Very funny man.

    • @christinerose3200
      @christinerose3200 4 роки тому +3

      Thanks for replying you got wonderful talant keep going God bless

    • @Konstruktivtroll
      @Konstruktivtroll 4 роки тому +3

      I really appreciate him, too. First for not beeing so selfabsorbed, just funny and likeable. Later I realized, it's the lack of zynism what I love so much. He takes serious things serious, even when he makes fun on it!

    • @mentallydisturbedllama473
      @mentallydisturbedllama473 3 роки тому +1

      I definitely agree and I'm sorry, I hope you're doing okay. Much love.

    • @amandarthomas780
      @amandarthomas780 3 роки тому +1

      @@mentallydisturbedllama473 All is well and thank you for the well wishes. I hope all is well with you also.

    • @chairforce664
      @chairforce664 3 роки тому +1

      It's quite sad if you actually trust him for news, I mean I know he's funny and enjoy his comedy but not everything he says is actually true

  • @neilchakr
    @neilchakr 4 роки тому +129

    Trevor at a restaurant: hello yes i will take your best racism please.
    waiter: we have apartheid, and that's it.
    Trevor: exactly what i need

  • @ytl6406
    @ytl6406 4 роки тому +217

    He makes me believe that in this world, there are some good things happening. His kindness, empathy, caring, loving, resilience, etc. He deserves all the best in the world. I would wish my future partner is just like him.

    • @homonaledi5024
      @homonaledi5024 4 роки тому +3

      Wish the best for you to get the man of your dreams 🙏🏾

    • @nikiweeze7057
      @nikiweeze7057 4 роки тому +4

      @Levis. H he doesn't talk about them because they aren't good things. He is a comedian making people laugh not bringing countries down, besides he has mentioned it in some shows.

    • @feliciadawnauthor
      @feliciadawnauthor 4 роки тому +3

      Nikiwe Eze And he uhhhhhh… Wrote a book about it. You so right.

    • @lily-annelaine6822
      @lily-annelaine6822 4 роки тому +1

      @Levis. H trust me, he does dis South African

  • @ButterCheeseCornGozaru
    @ButterCheeseCornGozaru 4 роки тому +99

    I'm on a Trevor Noah stand-up binge now and I got to say, he has a very attractive posture. I just like the way he stands and walks...is it just me or I am really weird?

    • @isabellasalcedo18
      @isabellasalcedo18 3 роки тому +3

      I'm with you there, he's very sexy. Everything about him is SEXY 😻. His composure, his accent, his personality, and his looks. I wouldn't mind having him (or someone like him) as my boyfriend/husband.

  • @santyclause8034
    @santyclause8034 5 років тому +141

    "We might build it but we're not paying for it, man." LoL

    • @joym824
      @joym824 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @ridwanquick
    @ridwanquick 5 років тому +469

    "The President's New Wall"
    Disney should be making this

    • @dynastyof3880
      @dynastyof3880 5 років тому +5

      Ridwan Noer Disney will eventually have it in the works. Coming to a theater near you in 2025.

    • @damiancleophas6105
      @damiancleophas6105 4 роки тому +3

      @ My guy have you watched Hercules. Which is last I checked is originally from Roman mythology.

    • @girlfridayadmin4800
      @girlfridayadmin4800 4 роки тому

      With a 100% Mexican cast!! One Mexican can play the RACIST Orange guy! 🇲🇽

  • @jean-baptistemackenson5630
    @jean-baptistemackenson5630 4 роки тому +141

    I still don't get why someone would dislike a video like this.

    • @in_love_in_light2277
      @in_love_in_light2277 4 роки тому +7

      You'd definitely understand if you'd chose the red pill and took a journey down the rabbit hole of fact rather than believe the mainstream narrative. If you feel that your current beliefs would hold up to an opposing view then you should have no problem ⅝classifiedd FBI /CIA documents and unsealed inditmentsand stand up to evidence it shouldn't be any issue to challenge your beliefs and bias if you truly believe that your Declassified CIA/ FBI documentation and unsealed indictments that will shed light on prove the very "conspiracy theories" that youre laughing at...

    • @cofii-beanie
      @cofii-beanie 4 роки тому +2

      @@in_love_in_light2277 what the fu-

    • @creolesque3758
      @creolesque3758 4 роки тому +17

      Easy: TRUMP SUPPORTERS

    • @weaponsxpert87
      @weaponsxpert87 4 роки тому +1

      Because hes an idiot.

    • @in_love_in_light2277
      @in_love_in_light2277 4 роки тому +1

      @@creolesque3758 You don't have to support Trump to take a red pill and educate yourself.... All one must do is decide to put their bias aside and travel down the rabbit hole of truth.
      Which will indeed challenge your deeply rooted beliefs and have you questioning everything. And if you already know that you're right then what is the harm in doing so.
      If your up to the challenge i'd be happy to provide you with a wide variety of data that I've been compiling for years... Lmk

  • @letlotlomache1448
    @letlotlomache1448 5 років тому +335

    This audience did not deserve Trevor. It's so flat and lethargic. The show was amazing. You keep getting up higher standards and making us all the more proud back here at home Trevor.

    • @isaac10231
      @isaac10231 4 роки тому +23

      @Rosslyn Henderson Ok if you hate him so much why are you watching him?

    • @pinksapphire.2262
      @pinksapphire.2262 4 роки тому +6

      Everyone’s a critic. Just let some of us enjoy it without your criticisms. The reason we have free will is because God said we can . It’s what separates us from the animal kingdom where instinct is what drives them to survival, But Humans have been gifted to have a freedom of choice... and some of you still want to f it up like you’re better and know everything. I am more recently disappointed in the human race. I think we can do better And I’m not sure what happened to being kind and respectful. Social media does not discriminate between ignorance and has given a voice to everyone.
      And I’m not going to say that some people don’t have the intellectual capability of sharing with others, but I AM going to say it; “some people do not have the intellectual or emotional intelligence to interact with others without being nasty or critical. I believe it is an attitude that has sabotaged The goodness of American society. And you know that guy in the White House? I will never be able to wrap my head around the idea that there are people who believe that he is going to do something good for them and I’m wondering when that’s going to happen because I haven’t seen it yet.

    • @christineferreira2965
      @christineferreira2965 4 роки тому

      While I’m at home laughing. Jackass

  • @paulavish5482
    @paulavish5482 4 роки тому +449

    Love Trevor. I'm Indian who cracks up everytime at his 'India' jokes! And he's awfully cute!

    • @lynnettedelgadoNYC
      @lynnettedelgadoNYC 4 роки тому +9

      He is awfully cute😘
      Hope you are well.

    • @monkeygraborange
      @monkeygraborange 3 роки тому +3

      Noah is a shitstain on the puckered buttocks of the Left.

    • @awkwardnoodle5689
      @awkwardnoodle5689 3 роки тому +13

      @@monkeygraborange Then why are you watching him?

    • @monkeygraborange
      @monkeygraborange 3 роки тому +2

      @@awkwardnoodle5689 Oh. I'm sorry fuckstick... are we only supposed to watch crap we already agree with?

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 3 роки тому +2

      He's lawfully cute

  • @christineferreira2181
    @christineferreira2181 4 роки тому +69

    Trevor Noah is a great storyteller who laughs at his own jokes, uses silly accents with of course Trump being the funniest. I’ve watched this the many times just to hear the “we’re gonna build a wall” 😂😂

  • @MS219E
    @MS219E 5 років тому +97

    I love his impression of Donald! LOL 😂

  • @TanyaSimchuk
    @TanyaSimchuk 5 років тому +136

    A great comedian :) Even though every time I hear about his childhood, I realise how hard it was to face all those difficulties... Trevor Noah, you did a great job to get where you are!!!!! Everything you do deserves a lot of respect ;)

    • @marcopeel
      @marcopeel 4 роки тому +2

      I don’t get you. He was ok. He was not poor. Definately not rich. But nothing to feel sorry him for

  • @laythalsibai9848
    @laythalsibai9848 4 роки тому +39

    Now I was mildly amused for majority of this clip... until he said “where they from?” And responded with “oh I think they are from Cleveland”😂😂😂 Had me dead😂

    • @Anakhrahn
      @Anakhrahn 3 роки тому

      His standup show going round right now must be amazing! Wish I were there!
      Possibly a GFM time now?
      "Send me to live TN show--any venue good, esp consider worldwide sites (a slightly larger contribution for those...🤣🤣🤣!"

  • @sinsin1197
    @sinsin1197 5 років тому +335

    "Yeah I shine real low, b" - Swaggy Sun 😂

    • @mbalimhlambi998
      @mbalimhlambi998 5 років тому +8

      😂😂😂that killed me

    • @markmh835
      @markmh835 5 років тому +5

      Yeah, I want to hang out with that swaggy sun!

    • @andeolevain
      @andeolevain 5 років тому +2

      @@markmh835 Well, you can try Canada, Sweden, that kind of places.

    • @Gowharazinllabedin
      @Gowharazinllabedin 5 років тому

      Andéol Evain i

    • @bjoardar
      @bjoardar 5 років тому +1

      @@andeolevain True, the midnight sun. Real lo', yo! xD

  • @d4nny174
    @d4nny174 5 років тому +1719

    Me: *sweating profusely trying to focus on my exam
    My brain: 7:19

  • @angelaoehley7931
    @angelaoehley7931 4 роки тому +28

    His dimples are adorable but his intelligence & being so damn clear is what makes him so funny & a great success 💙

  • @euphoria6922
    @euphoria6922 5 років тому +496

    "I think I'm gonna die, but I know I'm gonna laugh" lol

    • @only_salony
      @only_salony 5 років тому +15

      I read your comment at the same time when he said it..

    • @uphill248
      @uphill248 5 років тому

      That’s impossible

    • @TheShapeH31
      @TheShapeH31 5 років тому +5

      That's actually true to some degree. I don't think I'm going to die, but I am terrified of the fact that he's in the position he's in and how extreme/emboldened some of his supporters are/getting, but I definitely know I'm going to laugh at something he does becuase he truly is a clown
      - America's had airports in the revolutionary war
      - Wants to buy Greenland
      - His recent Twitter tantrums
      Every time he tweets and people roast him like chestnuts on an open fire is *ALWAYS* hilarious!

    • @AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable
      @AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable 5 років тому

      _"Men can give birth!"_
      Hey wait...
      That's not Donald Trump
      ?
      That.... *_kiddie fiddler democrats_* 👌

  • @n.g.h.calmarena7013
    @n.g.h.calmarena7013 5 років тому +30

    I've difficulties seeing the screen because of tears of laughter in my eyes! Hilarious!

  • @ShreyaSingh-tb9ed
    @ShreyaSingh-tb9ed 4 роки тому +156

    We are really living through history now, only if he knew

    • @mayaoh3017
      @mayaoh3017 4 роки тому +9

      I don't think 2020 can get weirder at this point haha

    • @nalisilemathetha2985
      @nalisilemathetha2985 4 роки тому +6

      @@mayaoh3017 I wouldn't be surprised if it did lmao

    • @ahumanistpotato
      @ahumanistpotato 4 роки тому +1

      @@mayaoh3017 Nothing happened and July is almost ending
      _"Something is wrong, I can feel it"_

    • @JuanRivera-yx8tu
      @JuanRivera-yx8tu 4 роки тому +2

      @@ahumanistpotato we made it to August...

    • @ahumanistpotato
      @ahumanistpotato 4 роки тому +2

      @@JuanRivera-yx8tu Something happened to me though. My classmate died... May her soul rest in peace.

  • @kiaz1st
    @kiaz1st 5 років тому +986

    I for one approve of this solar-powered Mexican ramp

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 5 років тому +11

      I approve that idea.

    • @mistalover83
      @mistalover83 5 років тому +42

      Oraleeeeee

    • @allthatsheiz
      @allthatsheiz 5 років тому +8

      👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @lisalisa1435
      @lisalisa1435 5 років тому +5

      @@mistalover83 👯👯👯😆

    • @lisalisa1435
      @lisalisa1435 5 років тому +4

      @@allthatsheiz yasss.🤑

  • @marksuckerburg3051
    @marksuckerburg3051 5 років тому +71

    Thank you trevor noah for all the laughs the memories and the comfort that you have given me. Going through my first years of highschool I was very lonely and desperate, but whenever I watch your videos it cheers me up thank you trevor.

    • @eshbena
      @eshbena 5 років тому +6

      I know that High School can be a really terrible place to be if you're at all intelligent, observant, or have any comprehension of human suffering. I went through four years of absolute hell in high school. Thirty years later, I can look back and be grateful I got out of there alive when so many didn't. My life then was awful, but my life now is amazing. Do what you need to to survive that and go on to live a life that makes you truly happy. Four years seems like so long when you're in it, but when you look back it will seem like barely any time at all. There are a lot of us out there who struggled to get through our youth with any of our joy intact, but I can tell you from the other side, that there is a lot more to the world than those walls and those people. Hold on and get through it and there is better waiting for you.

    • @cherylross2718
      @cherylross2718 5 років тому

      BJ Rosen well said, thank you.

    • @marksuckerburg3051
      @marksuckerburg3051 5 років тому

      @@eshbena thank you for the advice. I hope you continue with your wonderful life.

  • @Lymoate
    @Lymoate 4 роки тому +342

    Who watched this during the Covid-19 lockdown?
    #socialdistancing

    • @SwiftTelly20
      @SwiftTelly20 4 роки тому

      Right now it's 30/08/2020. Great video, Trevor.

    • @Nackai289
      @Nackai289 4 роки тому +2

      I'm watching now!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hilarious

    • @MrTPain
      @MrTPain 4 роки тому

      Trump, a benchmark MISTAKE.
      AFTER THE OFFICAL ANNOUNCEMENT, LET'S GET AMERICAN AGAIN. 🤔🤔😷😷😶

    • @4knewt505
      @4knewt505 4 роки тому

      COVID-19 and beyond.....

    • @Anna_angel12
      @Anna_angel12 4 роки тому

      Everybody

  • @baliseng
    @baliseng 5 років тому +163

    The invisible wall idea and Trevor's fear of a dodgy contractor reminds me a lot of the story The Emperor's New Clothes😂😂😂😂

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 5 років тому +1

      I"m kind of surprised, no I'm Very Surprised that anyone born after 1989 would know about such a thing.

    • @mahs7620
      @mahs7620 5 років тому +1

      It reminded me of that too

    • @GJBattles
      @GJBattles 5 років тому +5

      @@RIXRADvidz I was born in 2000 and read that book in school

    • @kiaz1st
      @kiaz1st 5 років тому +3

      RIXRADvidz why? It’s a pretty well known story.

    • @AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable
      @AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable 5 років тому

      _"There's a billion genders!"_
      Hey wait...
      That's not Donald Trump
      ?
      That's.... playground spotter democrats 👌

  • @suzawilo
    @suzawilo 4 роки тому +68

    I love that he named his special after his mother.

  • @WChocoleta
    @WChocoleta 3 роки тому +2

    'I'll shine real low, B' 😂😂😂😂 that really cracked me up

  • @IrishCat04
    @IrishCat04 5 років тому +20

    As a citizen of Guinea Bissau I am very honored that the US President gave a shoutout to our province of Chitole #onelove

  • @rahmathunnisa3448
    @rahmathunnisa3448 5 років тому +315

    Solar Panel Mexican Ramps will be featured in the movie:-
    Fast and Furious 9 - Revenge of Jesús Carlos

    • @suzawilo
      @suzawilo 5 років тому +5

      👌🏽

    • @GoldenG225
      @GoldenG225 5 років тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @phillysingertoni6376
    @phillysingertoni6376 4 роки тому +24

    I don’t see Trump coming for Trevor like he does for other comedians. I have heard Trump give nicknames to people and call them names but Trump stays away from Trevor.

  • @chevellebloomfield4762
    @chevellebloomfield4762 5 років тому +21

    I've watched this 3 times on Netflix already. Love it 👏🏾❤

  • @kizunaga9745
    @kizunaga9745 5 років тому +91

    "I think they are from Cleveland" XD Damn it

  • @RogersMgmtGroup
    @RogersMgmtGroup 4 роки тому +259

    Big mistake Trevor. "Trump is reading the news" is not correct. Trump can't read.

    • @account1880
      @account1880 4 роки тому +8

      This deserves a lot of likes cause it’s facts

    • @patricksedler9697
      @patricksedler9697 4 роки тому +2

      neither can you apparently

    • @caitlinhopkins9729
      @caitlinhopkins9729 4 роки тому +8

      Ah the truth is that Trump supporters can’t read either 😔

    • @mos8048
      @mos8048 4 роки тому +3

      Nor can he pronounce simple words

    • @elizahernandez7957
      @elizahernandez7957 4 роки тому +4

      @@patricksedler9697 oop I sense a trump supporter.

  • @Jay-ic7qy
    @Jay-ic7qy 5 років тому +762

    God sent Trevor Noah to make the whole world laugh 😂

    • @faithrada
      @faithrada 5 років тому +25

      True.. and he sent Trump.. The Big Joke ... to employ all the comedians.

    • @idfrancisco5057
      @idfrancisco5057 5 років тому +4

      He liked your comment, lucky! And I agreeeee

    • @sweetieadey2754
      @sweetieadey2754 5 років тому +5

      Jay absolutely you right. i watch his comedy every night before i go bed 🛌 if it’s netflix or here youtube

    • @Ihatefakepeople2017
      @Ihatefakepeople2017 5 років тому

      All of us together!

    • @922-s7v
      @922-s7v 5 років тому

      Would anybody explain to me what is “J stands for Jasoes” mean😂

  • @MbaliMfundo
    @MbaliMfundo 5 років тому +540

    “A troop of mexican mimes 🤣😂😂🤣😂”

  • @shogun8376
    @shogun8376 2 роки тому +6

    "Folks, we're gonna build.....a wall." Kills me every time.

  • @ImANerdyMommy
    @ImANerdyMommy 5 років тому +6

    I think that we are all learning so much more about South Africa and Africa in general from Trevor. I just love him. So entertaining and engaging. I feel I learn a lot from him. Even his interviews on the Daily Show really have great questions and when he interviews people, I know they must be important.

  • @kevinan82
    @kevinan82 5 років тому +240

    Oct. 23rd - Trump: "We are going to build the wall in Colorado to keep out the New Mexicans!"

    • @tobybartels8426
      @tobybartels8426 5 років тому +26

      Wait, they have *new* Mexicans now? Then we need a *new* wall!

    • @isabella8885
      @isabella8885 5 років тому +6

      Lmao 😂

    • @keishrich
      @keishrich 5 років тому +3

      🤣😂🤣

    • @icecube721
      @icecube721 5 років тому +5

      @Grace Munich I do xD He didn't want any new Mexicans.

    • @markmh835
      @markmh835 5 років тому +7

      Oh, so now Trump is taking ideas for INTERNAL walls?? Let's get this started. Idaho wants to build a wall to keep out Californians. 😊

  • @darrenjames4315
    @darrenjames4315 Рік тому +1

    Love from AUSTRALIA you are awesome bud ❤️

  • @Le_Confuzzlement
    @Le_Confuzzlement 5 років тому +329

    I lowkey thought he said "He wants his war"

    • @notunique1288
      @notunique1288 5 років тому +1

      @ᒎᘎᔕT ᗝᘎT ᕼᕮᖇᕮ he said wall

    • @lewisneah18
      @lewisneah18 5 років тому +15

      well....he want that too lmao not to far off

    • @notunique1288
      @notunique1288 4 роки тому +11

      @@michael-qu7zc hrm. . .yea that's not 100% racist whatsoever. Also I can understand him. Actually I can understand him better than some Americans cuz their accents are so messed up nobody can understand them. Don't be racist for no reason whatsoever that's just retarded

    • @notunique1288
      @notunique1288 4 роки тому +5

      @@michael-qu7zc also I'm almost certain he's far more educated that most humans out there. Go away and be racist elsewhere

    • @michael-qu7zc
      @michael-qu7zc 4 роки тому

      NotUnique 1 no hes not lmao im black not racist my nigga you better watch who you talk to hes no where near as educated as i am im a MIB grad in business, which i doubt you know anything of. So back the fuck up my G I make 200k/year actually working not selling dope so again back the fuck up 🤣 dont come at me with your mcdonalds workin ass no money ass tryna prove me wrong.#trump2020 fuck you bitch

  • @TedwinTansan
    @TedwinTansan 5 років тому +481

    African watching african : i wonder where they are from
    I DIED RIGHT THERE

    • @kbay907
      @kbay907 5 років тому +41

      Cleveland!..... Totally dead!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @spdadventurer1754
      @spdadventurer1754 5 років тому +3

      Ikr😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @GrumpyTinashe
      @GrumpyTinashe 5 років тому +13

      So true. I've watched many movies of Africans supposedly from southern Africa and thought where are these people from

  • @sallyrichards711
    @sallyrichards711 2 роки тому +2

    I thank, GOD, for giving u this gift, Trevor. And I thank u, for using it to heal our wounds through your amazingly funny and clean jokes!
    Patricia, u did an awesome job raising Trevor!!!
    GOD, Bless U All!🙏🏻😇🙏🏻♥️

  • @JB-pu8ik
    @JB-pu8ik 5 років тому +146

    He is a fantastic impressionist.

    • @angelaharper856
      @angelaharper856 5 років тому +3

      @dlucas90 go to your happy place

    • @alessand_ro
      @alessand_ro 5 років тому +4

      dlucas90 well, judging by how offended you got, you do need one

    • @JB-pu8ik
      @JB-pu8ik 5 років тому +5

      @dlucas90 You sure my friend? You sure seem to need one.
      Alternatively you can pick an unsafe space.
      The middle of the highway
      During rush hour.

    • @oi.meunomeejaorampvp5846
      @oi.meunomeejaorampvp5846 5 років тому

      I red "He is a fascist impressionist"
      If u said that u would be right, since the left is the real fascist

  • @sharoncheckel2847
    @sharoncheckel2847 5 років тому +14

    I love Trevor he makes me laugh and laugh, brings a smile everyday! Thank you!🤣

  • @aydanthelegend5827
    @aydanthelegend5827 4 роки тому +52

    Imagine if trump actually watches this

  • @reneehoward8936
    @reneehoward8936 5 років тому +279

    The see thru wall is like the emperor's new clothes...

  • @unusualmary
    @unusualmary 5 років тому +23

    I love listening to you. So insightful and hilarious

  • @ahmzin3727
    @ahmzin3727 4 роки тому +18

    Swaggy sun 🌞: “Yea I shine real low bae”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mpenduloxulu6375
    @mpenduloxulu6375 5 років тому +69

    when he said "that's where you go to stock up" lmao...

    • @HurricaneSA
      @HurricaneSA 5 років тому

      @CanadaCommunity Org Stop spreading your crazy, unfounded, unproven, stupid conspiracy theories. We already know who the most advanced African civilization is and they did not build star gates or communed with angels. In fact, the people I am referring to were more advanced than any nation on Earth in terms of social equality and living in harmony with each other and nature. You may know them as "Bushmen". We call the them the San. If you're going to spread bullshit about Africa keep in mind that we actually have technology like the internet too and we will call you out on your bullshit.

  • @wuawuamusic
    @wuawuamusic 5 років тому +4

    There are a couple of comedians out there right now, really finally telling the truth and educate. Trevor Noah is definitely one of them! Thanks! Hope you know how important your work is!

  • @simoneswartz6576
    @simoneswartz6576 4 роки тому +9

    Trevor Noah is a legend💯 Intelligent, funny and cute.

  • @cristina00007
    @cristina00007 5 років тому +256

    *So here I am again, such a sucker for this man and his thought and jokes* 😂😂😂

  • @amandaphillips4344
    @amandaphillips4344 5 років тому +86

    Who else is in love w this funny n adorable man?🥰🥰

  • @Dawnabrat
    @Dawnabrat 5 років тому +6

    This one is so good, as always thanks for the laugh.

  • @alirizaa6639
    @alirizaa6639 5 років тому +15

    Just love his high pitched THE WALL.. 😅😍 He is a genius in doing accents and impressions..Greatest comdeian of all time.. ❤

  • @royrichards7477
    @royrichards7477 4 роки тому +18

    Trevor, you are so friggin' AWESOME! Thanks so much for your ability to spin laughter from unspeakable actions by the human conditioNED, without losing the impact of the deed(s) being discussed. I am a huge fan and send kudos for this talent, as well as the continual courage to speak your reality to the world, ratings and public opinion be damned! Keep on truckin', my good man and thank you so very, very, much.🤣😱🤭😌

  • @gordonshumway7239
    @gordonshumway7239 5 років тому +31

    I ‘m a Trumen era “War Baby”. I would have bet most of my retirement funds that whoever followed Jon Stewart would flame out. This guy survived, and is making me laugh as well. Impressive ...

  • @faithrada
    @faithrada 5 років тому +88

    * We'll BUILD it.. but we're NOT Paying for it* LOL.
    "I think they are from Cleavland" 🤔
    Lovin Trevor.. BIG TIME 😘

    • @jasonblackson6799
      @jasonblackson6799 5 років тому

      I died out loud.

    • @toohandsome6138
      @toohandsome6138 5 років тому

      Well mexico actually still paying it, not in directly to the wall...by spending their military's time, budget and effort to keep the illegals coming from mexico and through the increase tax they pay to the US

  • @joyfurden8375
    @joyfurden8375 2 роки тому +5

    I just love this guy. he makes my day worth living.God bless him.

  • @shawn_euphony
    @shawn_euphony 5 років тому +251

    When he imitated Donald Trump I died😂

  • @raethompson
    @raethompson 5 років тому +6

    I was having an awful and sad day, so how do I fix it? Binge-watching Trevor Noah videos makes any bad day better. Thank you for making me laugh when it doesn’t even feel like I’ll ever smile again. 🥰

  • @virgo2511
    @virgo2511 4 роки тому +45

    I've been sleeping on Trevor Noah. Actual comedy

  • @lewisneah18
    @lewisneah18 5 років тому +10

    I have an entire playlist for this genius....

  • @GRDwashere
    @GRDwashere 3 роки тому +11

    Trevor Noah is billed as a comedian but really he's one of the greatest and most underrated storytellers of our time who just happens to also be incredibly funny when he wants to be.

    • @nunyabusiness1846
      @nunyabusiness1846 3 роки тому

      He's a democ-RAT propagandist who's about as funny as cholera

  • @DJDivaDee
    @DJDivaDee 5 років тому +31

    That invisible wall joke got me laughing too hard 😂

  • @Swati.ss567
    @Swati.ss567 5 років тому +5

    Trevor is always so amazing and hilariously true! A big fan of his!!!! Lots of love and appreciation from India.. 😍😍😍

  • @atpeacewithoutyou
    @atpeacewithoutyou 4 роки тому +3

    Trevorrrr! ♥️♥️ I will watch you live soon (about 2 years from now) HAHAH

  • @melodychest9020
    @melodychest9020 5 років тому +45

    "Why do you want free things on free things!" LMAO!

  • @Crescent_x
    @Crescent_x 5 років тому +118

    I'm not Mexican but I still love you trevor
    ❤️❤️

    • @Crescent_x
      @Crescent_x 5 років тому +2

      @@bruh-on2km you don't get it

    • @trinagorden5883
      @trinagorden5883 5 років тому +3

      I am Jamaica and i love him...and i totally get it#!!😄😄😄😊

  • @theway24
    @theway24 4 роки тому

    The mind of your observation is outstanding.... Keep it up trevor.. God blessed. We all love you

  • @littlemisspumpkin1517
    @littlemisspumpkin1517 5 років тому +14

    Oh my, Trevor has the sweetest smile ever :D

  • @nripokhan
    @nripokhan 5 років тому +5

    Not only USA but also the whole world is grateful because South Africa gifted us Trevor Noah

  • @javianjohnson8746
    @javianjohnson8746 4 роки тому +10

    “Gee, I wonder what they are saying!” 😭😭😭

  • @stephaniebenson7444
    @stephaniebenson7444 5 років тому +26

    His impressions are on point!

  • @ljones7578
    @ljones7578 5 років тому +46

    "Yeah I shine real low B"

  • @alimohk13
    @alimohk13 4 роки тому +53

    1:20 Learning about the presidency at the same time as the president

  • @valentinacharles7431
    @valentinacharles7431 4 роки тому +16

    That "a wall" literally killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂he makes trump sound like cru from despicable me

  • @lubanzi_official
    @lubanzi_official 5 років тому +61

    7:14 being from South Africa, that is so true
    We be also wondering
    "What are they saying?"
    cause there is no African language as such

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak 5 років тому +3

      @dlucas90 Go Away.

    • @eshbena
      @eshbena 5 років тому +13

      @@B_Bodziak I love it when a white guy screams about racism. It's like "Hey, your thousands of years of exploitation, abuse, enslavement, and murder, of everyone who wasn't white means nothing if one minority individual does something bad to a single white person." Yeah.... no.

    • @angelaharper856
      @angelaharper856 5 років тому +1

      @dlucas90 not sure you're getting the point

    • @asekhoayaphindadlanga8241
      @asekhoayaphindadlanga8241 5 років тому +5

      dlucas90 You my friend sound very uneducated about “land expropriation without remuneration “.
      Btw to all other non-South African people who don’t know, I just wanna assure you that ain’t nobody getting killed for farms (if any, they face the law just like any murderer and I haven’t heard of any on the news.)
      Anybody interested in knowing more about land appropriation without remuneration, kindly please make more research on it. In a nutshell it is states that land stolen from the natives in the past (apartheid, sorta like slavery) should be returned to the natives without remuneration for the ones who currently own it. And note that this is not being done yet but is mostly still under discussion at parliament.

    • @ofentsefefe04
      @ofentsefefe04 5 років тому +1

      dlucas90 which it’s how it should be. Africa is for Africans and white people never had “their” land since they stole it.

  • @vivaciouswangeci7607
    @vivaciouswangeci7607 4 роки тому +13

    when you've watched a video fifty times, still laugh like its the first time and still scroll through comments to laugh some more.
    ME!

  • @samsy030
    @samsy030 5 років тому +66

    "I think they're from Cleveland" gets me every time.

  • @bhupendrachauhan9571
    @bhupendrachauhan9571 5 років тому +44

    "Oh rale"😂😂

    • @marias7599
      @marias7599 4 роки тому +1

      “Órale” ☺️🇲🇽

    • @oluwaseunadegbenro1564
      @oluwaseunadegbenro1564 4 роки тому

      @@marias7599 what does it mean? Is it like yayy!!

    • @AsrielofRose
      @AsrielofRose 4 роки тому +3

      @@oluwaseunadegbenro1564 it has a few meeting like Okay, heck yeah, or right on

  • @Asa...S
    @Asa...S 4 роки тому +9

    4:47 That´s the kind of sun we have in Sweden in the winter. It just barely get up over the horizon for some hours, and then sets again.

    • @jannetteberends8730
      @jannetteberends8730 4 роки тому +1

      🥶🥶🥶

    • @wonpilspiano
      @wonpilspiano 4 роки тому +1

      I grew up on the equator. The sun concept in your country scares me.😃

    • @Asa...S
      @Asa...S 4 роки тому +1

      @@wonpilspiano
      You can´t be afraid of the dark, living here.
      I´ve seen comments on videos of a playground in wintertime and people from other countries are like "Why are those parents/teachers with the kids at a playground in the middle of the night?! The kids should be in bed!" and we´re like "Calm down. It´s like 3 pm... Yes, pm. Not am.".
      And in the summer people comment like "Why is there no people out, why are the stores closed, that town look totally deserted" And we´re like "They´re home, in bed. It´s like 3 am. Yes, am, not pm."

    • @wonpilspiano
      @wonpilspiano 4 роки тому

      @@Asa...S so is it like overhead east-to-west Sun or does it peep from the horizon and that's it?

    • @Asa...S
      @Asa...S 4 роки тому

      @@wonpilspiano The sun never like straight over your head, like at the equator, not even in the summer, you always have a shadow in some direction here, because of the angle.
      It rise in the east, but it barely peeps over the horizon, and then sets in the west. Sometimes you don´t see the sun at all because it´s behind the horizon, but you get some sunrays, you know like before sunrise when it´s getting bright a time before you can actually see the sun. Imagine like a long dawn that go into dusk without a day in between.
      Further north in Sweden like in Kiruna is the midnight sun right now, that doesn´t set in the summer, it´s up 24/7 in summer. (And the opposite in the winter, like the sun sets in one december, and then rises again about a month later, and then it just pops by for 20 minutes or so)

  • @sinatraartanis9285
    @sinatraartanis9285 5 років тому +11

    Your invisible wall - 😂🤣😂🤣 that’s hilarious and genius at the same time!!

  • @michellegreen2994
    @michellegreen2994 5 років тому +136

    The see thru wall would be like that kids story, "The emperor new clothes"
    What about the clicking sounds in the movie, "The gods must be crazy. Was that a real language?

    •  5 років тому +7

      Michelle Green . You bet it is a real language. No education in the USA. Shame . So so sorry America.

    • @boitumelomokwena1442
      @boitumelomokwena1442 4 роки тому +5

      @endurogrip xr650r Trevor is a Xhosa, not a Khoisan. There's a difference

    • @abdullahi1093
      @abdullahi1093 4 роки тому +2

      A big difference

    • @paddaboi_
      @paddaboi_ 4 роки тому

      @endurogrip xr650r stupid boer

    • @missnandor
      @missnandor 4 роки тому +1

      @Andy it is a story by Hans Christian Andersen, not Ibsen, who is not a mandatory read in Europe (apart from maybe the Scandinavian countries). If you don't know your stuff, don't insult people.