Steamed Toast [SFM]
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- Опубліковано 24 гру 2019
- Is this still relevant?
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Merry Christmas everyone! Hope you all had a wonderful year! :)
Merry Christmas mate. Love your work on the animations!
lmao I watched something exactly like this a couple days ago, except I think it had the sniper in it instead.
Love your animation ! All i can do is to write some tf2 fanfic 😂😂
Merry Christmas, Winglet;)
Merry Christmas, you handsome rogue.
But here's the thing: The Spy was not shown leaving the room after learning about Heavy's steamed roast. He cloaked, and the door closed. What if the Spy stayed in the room, and knew about the Heavy's lie the entire time?
BIG BRAIN MOVE
That could be it and he's just messing around.
And that's why he said "You are an amateur and a fool,"
I that too
I already knew that it probably happened
Of course this is great but can you imagine having to show this to your grandkids when they ask grandpa what kind of entertainment he watched back in the days?
err... its complicated.
Show MrBeast, would be nice.
Or Spirited Away :)
@@sclafyheart *Proceeds to show MrBeasts worst intros series where he insults children with cringey intros and insults Minecraft constantly*
@@Urgeii well, not those ones...
@@sclafyheart Lol Ik it would be nice to show what he's currently doing
Okay but Spy's face when he asks to see the teleporter is so uncharacteristically adorable?
He looks so sincere
2:19
He obviously wanted to sap it
Free telefrag!
UwU
1:51
"Your steamed toast?"
"Yes!"
"And you call it steamed toast but the bread is clearly fresh..."
_You know, there's a _*_REASON_*_ it's very moist and delicious when he's fighting in the battlements but not when it's made in his own home_
You watched the video, cool
Wait
Are you su...
what?
Keep your GOSH DARN MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER. It's probably blood.
“The burning you feel... it is T E L E P O R T E R”
@SlushCloudYT di3ss
i legit thought i marked ur pfp
Ocean Blu LMAO
900th like
But if there was bread we would have a problem
I love how the engineer's teleporter is considered just as much of a rarity as the northern lights
When you enter Casual and find that one Engineer that adamantly refuses to build teleporters
battle engie w+m1
To a spy, yes.
Get my flamenwulfer
@@lordofshades9852 I always have Der Flammenwherfer
1:05 Can we just talk about how perfectly heavy flipped over that fence?
153 likes yet nobody wanted to talk about it
“Yatatatatatatatata-“
@@maxeplier Make that 177 likes.
1:05 Can we talk about how the fence managed to avoid heavy?
Make that 200 likes. Heavy can’t flip entirely for one of the taunts, but he can definitely flip perfectly over a fence 😂
2:36 "AAAAAAH BLOODY FIRE!!!"
"NYET! The burning you feel, it is teleporter."
Deep.
I'm burning
@@MegaJules-xj8yt AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa
heavy doomed himself and everyone around him just to impress spy, he is so dedicated..
@@user-hp7eq8jq3m Well, you are an amateur and a fool, but your steamed toast is excellent.
"This is Russian"
*background dramatically darkens*
Well, in my home, no one calls a sandwich...
@@kingcamelot1395 NO! IS RUSSIAN.
@@callumsreally *"Okay, very nice."* 😥
"You know, this sandwich tastes a lot like Scout's."
@@kingcamelot1395 СУКА БЛЯТЬ! ЭТО РУССКИЙ!!
@@kingcamelot1395 "Oh no, I promise you this is Heavy's steamed toast."
*Nervously grins*
“This is Russian.”
*pines for Motherland*
Critter Munch Даааааа
@@doodmann5898 Даааааа
Veeery да 😎👌
Don’t catch me slipping now
Даааааааааааа
I love heavy's reaction to the question. Like he thinks for a moment, "What could go wrong with showing the spy the teleporter?", then immediately gets slapped by his own thoughts and says "NO!"
Heavy’s thinking at 2:32 was the absolute best part of this animation. Also the thumbs up was pretty good lol
I love how that implies that heavy was actually considering sending spy into the inferno of his kitchen
“Nobody calls it sandwich in my home-“
“N O I T S *R U S S I A N*
Might want to check your misquotes
The GEP gun takedown is the most silent way to eliminate Manderly.
Only the _real_ JC Denton will get that.
1:34
( well, in my home *noone* calls *a* sandwic- )
Ok Verty Nice
That transition from Heavy having his leg on the windowsill to the Kazotsky Kick was so smooth.
Cheese Yourself exactly. I was just thinking that myself.
Heavy do this move this move
Cheese Yourself time stamp?
I a gree
Spy probably thought he was trying to do the ultimate kazotsky kick, where u throw ur legs as high as u can
1:10 In this scene you can see a Demoman with a blue party hat (which represents The Winglet) and then you can hear Winglet scream at the end which probably means that The Winglet died in the house burned by the fire
The facial animations are downright beautiful
It’s an Australian Christmas bloody miracle
The only thing I could notice there was that profile picture
Basically every Scout main would have that, so I'm guessing you're a Scout main
Aussie aussie aussie
Merry Smissmas!
I KNOW RIGHT
Jude Kehres awwww yes... a classic meme for the ending of seasons :3
no 0.5 seconds of firetruck at the end
0.5 sec explosion is fine too
I'd prefer 0.5 seconds of Pyro using his airblast to extinguish the fire.
Anger
*we need a directors cut that includes the firetruck*
Should have been someone pushing healing kart to house.
2:01
I expected to hear
"I think heavy is dead"
That heavy’s dead?
@@watttv1388SCOUT I WILL HEAL YOU
@@watttv1388Yes, I am ded!
(I don’t care how much this skit has appeared in tons of UA-cam comments, It’s still going to happen)
I like how Heavy is able to put up with Spy’s BS, like the first thing Spy did was call Heavy a “Fat-headed Fat-man” and Heavy is like, “Lol nice to see you too fam”.
Insults are probably Spys way of affection
Spy: this sandwich tastes like scout
"Spy went on the run, and was eventually arrested for cannibalism"
How many people were looking for him?
@@lenoob1937 420 men, and 69 women.
Ok
He said scouts
Not scout
Have I been drinking too much, or is this a Steamed Hams remix? At the end of 2019? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Yes!
May I see it?
No!
Holy shit it is my god
Do u mean remake
1:45 these sounds clips fit surprisingly well together
Insults Heavy on the way in, insults him on the way out. Like a true gentleman.
Spy: why this taste like scout?
Heavy: no
I promise I only made this out of fresh engineer
hold up how does the spy knows what scout tastes like
@@abob0_c oof, man
Lad Well, he certainly knows what the mother tastes like.
I think he sayed scout's and not scout
Ah yes, the traditional Russian cuisine: Steamed Toast....
HOLY SHIT ShpeeGee!
you mean booterbrod
НЕТ
@@gamerdoge3669 да
Served with a tall glass of vodka
Are we going to ignore the fact that Heavy just performed parkour over a wooden fence? (1:05)
1:05
Never knew the Heavy was good at jumping over fences.
Yatatatatatatata yatatatatatatata doodododoododada
@@TFSMF2 As promised, Heavy will now put sandwich in your mouth
The only way to get to Scoutway is by double jumping
@@O5MO sounds very well for a scoutway comercial
"Yes, this is Russian."
"Well, in my home, nobody calls a sandw-"
"NO! It is Russian."
Fair enough.
French is spy
Documenter haha i think you meant to say that sentence the other way round
@@cowrocks3630 spy french is
Documenter haha ??? your grammar is confusing me
@@cowrocks3630 French spy is
Spy: “y’know, this sandwich taste like scout!”
*Cannibal confirmed*
*EXPOSED*
No he's just gay
Taste like *scout's*
Kids Rogers what but isn’t he Scouts dad?
Oh gosh.
R/Cursedcommets
Just got an arbys ad at the end of the video that said “look at that toasty melty majesty” there couldn’t have been a better video for that
"The burning you feel . . . it is teleporter" - Heavy Weapons Guy, 2019
Now *this* is what I call a Christmas miracle
its a bloody Christmas miracle
@@krinkovrequired9279 Australian bloody Christmas miracle
@@griffinbastion Na mate
@@krinkovrequired9279 okay mate
Now that is a diet I call death!
9/10, didn’t put the fire truck at the end.
In all seriousness, this was really well done.
Ending explosion is fire truck in Russia.
honestly, I prefer the theory that in this universe the fire truck doesn't come because there is no fire trucks or emergency vehicles to begin with because there is no hope and everything in this universe is ache :)
Instead it Has exploded in the house
Just put the first few seconds of Expiration Date where they're in the van
Bobo Segabab I would be prefer that the fire truck would spray acid or liquid nitrogen.
Somehow the difference between steamed roast and steamed toast is even more absurd than the difference between steamed clams and steamed hams. This retelling is on par with the original! Thank you for putting your time into making this. You have gained a subscriber.
Revisiting this a year later made me appreciate how the dialogue from the original is changed just enough to make this feel like a genuine conversation between these characters, I enjoy.
“Fat headed fat man” the nicest way to greet a Friend.
Indeed
Absloutly
These engis...
That engineer is a spy!
Yeah
The expressions and movement are both realistic and spastic at the same time. I love it
2:32
I feel like I know you...
Ani's Trash Can does he use the motion or graph editor
And the voice mixing is pretty good too
Captain Shadow does he use motion editor or graph editor?
2:31 he looks legitimately adorable here
I like how heavy greets spy in the most polite way possible and spy just immediately insults him and heavy just kept his politeness like what he just said didn't happened.
Just like Christmas morning
*Its an Australian Christmas bloody miracle!*
Ah the all powerful Shaggy Merry Christmas.
NO! IT'S RUSSIAN CHRISTMAS
@@freddyproductions2060 blyatmas
@@freddyproductions2060 OR SHOULD I SAY SLAVIC CHRISTMAS
Heavy: *NO IS RUSSIAN!*
Spy: ᵒᵏ ᵛᵉʳʸ ⁿⁱᶜᵉ
Spy: You know, this sandwich tastes like Scout’s.
Heavy: Oh nooo. I promise you, it is Heavy steamed toast.
@@TheBeast94YT spy: Your steamed toast?
@@braytontauava7939 Yes!
And you call it Steamed Toast, but the bread is clearly fresh.
@@TheBeast94YT heavy: *Nervous sweating* I think...You are...WAIT!
@@braytontauava7939 Yes, yes.
Very good! I am full of sandvich!
Well, I’m going to- good lord! What the h*ll is that?!
Engineer’s Teleporter.
(Gasp) Engineer’s teleporter?! At this time of year, at this time of the day, in this part of the map, placed here, in your home?!
Yes.
Can I please see it?
NO!
Spy shocked about Heavy calls the fire in the kitchen "Engineer's teleporter" implies that Engineer's teleporter is some sort of rare occurence.
1:43
"This sandwich taste like scout"
So basically heavy murdered scout in cold blood and made his meat toast
Russian recipe (I guess)
The burning you feel, It is *teleporter*
*brilliant*
*Sneak 100*
When you pass the speech check
Yeeeeeeeeeeee
Poot telpo-
-nope
What th-
A "Steamed Hams" video
On this special day
At this time of year
In this part of the decade
Localized entirely within Source Filmmaker!?
Yes!
... May I see it?
Spyperneerrodic Demovyscoldier NO!
thatʻs part of the vid i love the most that itʻs uploaded today, at least itʻs not a rick roll or something like that
Damn. You did the joke better than me, my hat's off to you sir
i love how you rewrote basically all of the dialogue while keeping the spirit of the original intact, this is incredible
I like how there are Beer and Whiskey models but he still gave Spy a Bonk
Spy was holding the bonk the entire time, at the beginning of the video when they're at the door he is holding the bonk
This is too well animated to be called a shitpost
It’s a _Christmas miracle_
Fred Carter an australian christmas bloody miracle
You expected less from Winglet?
"AHHHHHHHH BLOODY FIIIIIIIIIIIIRE"
"The burning you feel? It is teleporter."
Well you are a amuteur and a Fool! But you steamed toast is exillent
@@samtheman7365 ¡I'm burning!
@@wolfzxbs9170 the burning you feel? It is Teleporter.
@@samtheman7365 it is shame
@@pizzatime4024 *beep sound followed by large explosion*
The detail that the frenchman is eating a sandwich with a knife and fork is a very nice touch
I absolutely love how the subjects of the scenes were changed to better fit the TF2 setting. IT IS TIME TO DANCE!
Even after all these years, this community never ceases to impress. The only thing I could think of to improve is adding the one second of firetruck at the end, there's a good TF2 model
That painting is a realistic depiction of every casual game.
Why is engineer telleporter at heavys house
Steamed toast > steamed hams
No crap
Trevor Phillips no shit Trevor
I dont find this meme funny
">" = steamed toast is better than steamed hams
idk what i am because this isn’t supposed to be a joke, the original title is Steamed Hams but they changed it to steamed toast. They got steamed toast from the simpsons
The fact the voices can be easily hear that there cut and how smooth the animations is makes my brain hurt. I love it
This is one of the best Simpsons recreations I've ever seen in my life! Thank you!
1:25 THE KNIFE VIBRATING IN HIS HAND
THE ATTENTION TO DETAIL
*Anger intensifies*
The animator just got better
a n gery
Spy looks like spy is ready to use the knife on heavy
Only the winglet has that level of detail
America: sandwich
Russia: *ПАРЕНЫЙ ТОСТ*
точнее, пареный
@@anded8783 Точнее, парёный*
Sorry can't read that
@@patricklewis9787 it's pronounce like pareblin toast. i think
@@dashthatoneviewer More like "Par-en-ei" toast. With a subtle "y" sound on the front of that "е." Assuming that's the right word. I'm still learning. Slowly.
2:28 when mum asks if your going to talk to her with that attitude
Heavy was so committed to having steamed toast with spy that he burned his house down
Absolute legend
Steamed thoast:
+ heals you 30000 hp
+ gives 20000 overheal
+ gives crits for 20000 second
-burns your teammates
Tf2 single player
its TEAM fortress 2 but id take it
id give a fuck about my teammates so imma eat that as a scout and be the biggest douchebag of history and flank the whole enemy team so fast they only last for 10 seconds
Infinte overheal pootis exploit flashbacks
I’d pay good money to see that as a melee for Heavy.
This is how 2019 ends. Not with a bang, but with Engineer's Teleporter.
And then a loud fiery bang
And a draft from the army
And a box of your son
Lol
Is this from gravity falls?
I love the unique implementations in this, like the unique dialogue and actions between.
I love how you can see the amount of rage on spys face at 1:27
winglet for animator of the decade
I want to help make this actually happen
*am I a joke to you?*
Yes Very Much
even better than KITTY!?
Hashire sore yo
1:25 Spy looks so pissed off/insulted that Heavy called it steamed toast. Clearly he has no taste in real russian food.
Or he wanted the Streamed Roast
I mean, he is french
@@pie7697 just because he is french, it does'nt give him reasons to disrespect other country's cuisines.
@@paulignacio3720 okay then.
@@cupcaketf223 he just dont know it
Thing is... a Teleporter in Heavy's home makes the most sense because that class needs teleporters the most when on the offensive to get back to the front.
This has no right to be this well animated
"nobody calls it sandwich in my-"
*S L A M*
"NO! is russian"
i am russian and i can confirm this is 100% true
i serve the soviet union
@@splishysplashy8097 WE serve the Svoiet Union
{N!ce_DemønWø!f} UwU communism detected. Lethal force engage
Legit tho Heavy must be the most Cummunist guy cuz his ability in-game is to share his sandvitches-
You are not russian
1:31 are we going to ignore the fact that spy is literally loading his revolver in the middle of eating lunch
It is French tradition
@@turtleperson3538 well in my home I have never-
@@vanillastuff8570 *NON!* Is French
@@xingyuzhao8666 Okay! Very nice...
@@ComputerGoblin02 You know, this gun shoots like soldier's
This is surprisingly well made
Engineer's teleporter ?
At this time of the year,
At this time of the day,
In this part of the map,
Placed here, in your home ?
*peak writing*
"That burning you feel? It is teleporter."
Well, you are an amateur and a fool! But your Steamed Toast is excellent!
AYE'M BURNEN! _AUeuAeGH_
@@noahdavis8559
*ka-boom!*
I like how the entire time they're both incredibly scared of and ready to kill each other.
That's how it feels when you think a player is friendly but you are'nt actualy sure.
Kinda like the second episode of Woody Woodpecker.
cold war
hi skulgan
@@cupcaketf223 That makes things more interesting
The TF2-ized script of Steamed Hams Dialogue is outstanding
Spy eating a sandwich with a knife and fork is so in character I love it.
1:00 I like to imagine spy just closed the door and was still in the kitchen when heavy left
Me toooooooooooooooo!
Same
You can hear his footsteps fading away. So he just closed the door and left.
@@AngryCaesCorporation do u understand a joke? He say Imagine
@@runbeetch8909 can you stfu bitch?
"The burning you feel, it is teleporter"
Perfect phrase for smexuals
heh
I love how heavy hesitates for like three seconds before yelling 'No!' at Spy to go and see the oven on fire
Okay, I know this is four years old but my GOD, the physical comedy and gags and love put into this ASTOUND me! Everything about this video is a labor of love, and it absolutely shows. I love the stupid Creation of Scout painting in the background.
Everything is so smooth and just... god, what a lovely labor of love for such a silly video. I couldn't think of anything more Team Fortress 2 than this.
Is no one gonna talk about how Spy is eating a sandwich with a FORK AND KNIFE?
“This is how fancy French eat meals”
"Ah, the sandwich. What a true delicacy that can only be properly enjoyed with utensils a man of pure class would use." - Probably what Spy was thinking while eating.
I know it's bad with pizza, but with the sandvich?
Unecceptable.
*Professionals have standards*
It’s called C L A S S
Things we maybe missed:
0:00 The hanging spy, watch and learn
0:00 The Demoman with Pizza and Sniper from "Requiem for Pizza"
2:56 The waving sniper in the left window
Well of to hang myself watch and learn- *critical crap*
I saw it
theres a demo man and a ton of beer on heavy's second floor of his house
@@GamingwithRama Heavy: I am alive! Is nice.
How about pyro's plushie?
Never seen such good and smooth animations everything is perfect
This is my favorite/second favorite Steamed Hams video. Certainly the most creative and different one I've seen so far! More than just a re-skin. You TF2 guys are so good at this, ya know? Like another TF2 animator made one, but with Skinner replaced by Hotel Mario Mario and Luigi. A brilliant edit as well, both that and this one tie for my favorites!
Everyone: regular christmas
Winglet: Steamed Toast
steamed christmas
regular Toast
@@Algirdas42 Toast Christmas
@@spro394 regular steamed
@@thedarrick2369 Winglet regular
*S T E A M E D T O A S T*
is nice.
_THE BREAD IS CLEARLY FRESH_
anyone who has tried anything in SFM with faces knows this is very high quality.
That demoman scream always gets me after all these years
“It’s is time to dance!”
*O N T H E W I N D O W*
Heavy does dis move! And dis move! (clap x2)
I do believe your *oven* has burst into flames!
Nyet! It is steam from the steamed roast
Ha
@@booder9137 >:/ (disappears)
WOOH! YATATATATATATA YATATATATATA DODADADEDADEDA-
On the wall!
Ah yes a very nice thing I do
Feliz navidad
SKINER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes yes, Merry Smissmas to you too amigo.
Para ti tambien
Igualmente bro xd
Prospero año?
I just love at the end heavy gets blown up and it cuts off
I just love everything about this.
Heavys insistence on keeping the facade, Spy playing with his knife/reloading his revolver, steamed toast, it's perfect.
1:00 I feel like he just went invisible to trick Heavy into thinking he went out the door, when in reality he merely shut it and watched him go to Scoutway.
"You are an amateur and a fool!"
nah nah
you see
since they're on the same team, Heavy waited for the outline of spy to go to the table
They're on the same team. Heavy would be able to see him.
@@mrdeadmemes Ah, good catch. Heavy is safe.
@@thelamergamer1894 not at the end
2:06
Can I just say how fast Heavy went?
That was the fastest motion I have ever seen in SFM animations.
The Heavy is a spy!
The heavy could be meta if he move so fast
22 frames. From when he was on the chair to when you can't see him anymore. If you have a 60 Fps then that's a third of a second
So fast
Proof that heavy has access to the speed force
@Bit And Neo Studios, Shut up, Gacha profile pic
I like how it's implied several times throughout this short (what with the photograph in the dining room and the number of scrumpy bottles on the second floor) that Heavy and Demo are roommates.
My headcanon is that Spy didn't leave the kitchen after cloaking and saw Heavy's roast all burned and felt pity, thus pretended to not notice so Heavy felt better.
Spy: Engineer’s teleported?
At this time of year
At this time of day
In this part of the map
Placed here in your home?
Heavy: *yes*
"Can I please see it?"
@@cuentaripeada6893 NYET! The burning you feel... it is TELEPORTER.
Is nice.
@Ben Bfb but your steamed toast is excellent!
@@Theakritas_ "but YOU'RE steamed toast",somebody make a SFM out of this
The movements are so realistic and it sounds like they are actually saying it.
Truly a fine piece of sfm animation. European-Hollywood cinema worthy, if I insist.
It doesn’t sound like they’re saying it, in TF2 SFM it only matters if they do say it
But that’s just because it’s very hard to find the exact words you want
Team ZPR r/woooosh
@@redifine11 Well, the sentence mixing is good here. Maybe that's what op meant.
OP probably means that the sentence mixing and lip sync is good
I love the start refrences to a requiem for a pizza and heavy is dead