Vic DiBitetto - The bank drive-thru

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 405

  • @armonstewart112
    @armonstewart112 8 років тому +52

    Your 100% right, I leave the house and not even 5 minutes I'm pissed off. I call it" being surrounded by assassins no matter where you are there's somebody stupid."

    • @VicDiBitetto
      @VicDiBitetto  8 років тому +5

      Thx Armon Stewart

    • @joelewis7391
      @joelewis7391 8 років тому +3

      Vic Dibitetto I love it

    • @misternaem2103
      @misternaem2103 7 років тому

      Armon Stewart *You're. Moron.

    • @nigcrusher3322
      @nigcrusher3322 6 років тому +1

      Armon Stewart ..... * you're lmao

    • @marcussegura395
      @marcussegura395 4 роки тому +3

      Me too tailgaters, people lookin at like you’re The asshole I’m tired of it I’d rather be at home alone where I’m not looked at

  • @Vill3tt32009
    @Vill3tt32009 8 років тому +19

    I love this guy!!! That face towards the end!!!😝

  • @Steveindajeep
    @Steveindajeep 8 років тому +119

    Fkn run for president. Youve got my vote.

    • @nigcrusher3322
      @nigcrusher3322 6 років тому +2

      Steveindajeep .... 4 min clip and you want him to be president? You're the fuckin idiot hes talking about.

    • @hankaustin7091
      @hankaustin7091 6 років тому +8

      I'm with you Steve! He'd be a great politician!

    • @rickleblanc8900
      @rickleblanc8900 4 роки тому +1

      @@nigcrusher3322 He's a no-nonsense kind of guy, pretty obvious to see. Has more common sense than anyone in government right now ! I'd vote for him in a nanosecond lol

  • @sayrenjones
    @sayrenjones 9 років тому +9

    "Too many stupid people..." - couldn't have said it better myself, Vic. You're a good inspiration to humanity.

  • @72Z15SS
    @72Z15SS 9 років тому +10

    That look at the end is CLASSIC!!! You Kill me...

  • @danielghosn6529
    @danielghosn6529 Рік тому +4

    Vic is the kind of human I am striving to be. So nice, true gentlemen, top 10 comedian that is still doing so great, putting smiles on our faces. Loves his wife like you can't even explain and his children. Down to earth! Love you vic.

  • @derekdiggler5995
    @derekdiggler5995 5 років тому +7

    The face you make at the end of your videos kill me! 😂

  • @gemster18
    @gemster18 8 років тому +11

    Vic, you are the absolute best! everything you talk about has happened to me. "1 teller, for both the window & the drive thru! makes me fucking nuts! 😠

    • @VicDiBitetto
      @VicDiBitetto  8 років тому +8

      gemster18 Thx, appreciate your support!

    • @Dev-da-don
      @Dev-da-don 7 років тому +1

      +Vic Dibitetto Vic your funny that Halloween one with the white 🎃 that was classic

  • @ILUVLUCY4EVR
    @ILUVLUCY4EVR 7 років тому +34

    I am a brand new fan of yours, sorry to say I have never had the privilege of hearing you before. Dear God I am laughing so hard there are tears rolling down my face. THANK YOU for your humor! Keep the funny videos coming, please :-)

    • @jackc70
      @jackc70 4 роки тому

      ILUVLUCY4EVR this guy is great, right? We’ve all experienced what he shows in his videos. I love this guy

  • @dnatz58
    @dnatz58 9 років тому +5

    Always love the sign-off.

  • @braveheart6850
    @braveheart6850 7 років тому +6

    Hooray for me hell with you...RIGHT ON POINT!!!!

  • @endless031
    @endless031 8 років тому +55

    This is Seinfeld IRL

  • @Jerry-rf8bn
    @Jerry-rf8bn 4 роки тому +11

    It's tough to be a perfect person living in an imperfect world.

  • @TomAHawk-lb8wk
    @TomAHawk-lb8wk 6 років тому +1

    Don’t drink or eat anything while watching these videos. I just spit coffee all over my keyboard!

  • @marilynb8136
    @marilynb8136 4 роки тому +3

    It's amazing to me that humanity has survived this long!!!

    • @rickleblanc8900
      @rickleblanc8900 4 роки тому

      Ya, and if aliens are looking at us right now, they're probably laughing their asses off ! We'd be easy pickings for sure !

    • @clarenceclarence9529
      @clarenceclarence9529 4 роки тому

      It’s just a testament to human stupidity that some people continue to breed.

  • @boydotero4239
    @boydotero4239 4 роки тому +3

    LOL! Sounds like they're waiting for you! Hey,Vic's coming,how can we irritate him today! Ha,Ha!
    Just remember,when it rains it
    pours!

    • @roiijamez33
      @roiijamez33 4 роки тому

      Right! See my post above - Take Care!

  • @csds7679
    @csds7679 8 років тому +10

    That face at the end always gets me laughing!!!! You look like my Uncle Mike by the way!

    • @seangallagher4610
      @seangallagher4610 4 роки тому

      csds7679 I actually don’t like that face at the end , I feel like it’s too forced.

  • @leftyfusion88
    @leftyfusion88 9 років тому +8

    You are a pisser!! I love these rants. It's the same shit that goes thru my head all day long. Keep it up.

  • @JojoTheVulture
    @JojoTheVulture 5 років тому +8

    Imagine being that woman, seeing vic wave his hands around like a lunatic then suddenly *3:55*

    • @SCOTTEDM
      @SCOTTEDM 4 роки тому +2

      LMFAO - I knew it was coming but this one threw me off, instantly lost it. Laughed so hard I formed eight pack abs.

    • @Lafingflower
      @Lafingflower 4 роки тому

      Good one lmfao

    • @Ishaseaton
      @Ishaseaton 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bobbieschaeffer8136
    @bobbieschaeffer8136 9 років тому +10

    Thank you, thank you, thank you, for your hysterically funny videos Vic.. You tell it like it is and better than Jerry Seinfeld or Larry David!!! Love the great belly laughs from viewing your videos. Keep going....you know the human story is endless...

  • @FSAviators
    @FSAviators 8 років тому +6

    You sir are golden. You have managed to encapsulate my thoughts on many levels. Subscribed!

  • @martinvanheusden
    @martinvanheusden 9 років тому +6

    This one I find the best you made!!!

  • @garyclark4074
    @garyclark4074 7 років тому +4

    how much you taking out---2 DOLLLLLLAAAAASSSS I BET!!! HHHAHAHA

  • @Prukasz77
    @Prukasz77 9 років тому +8

    the pony express LOL

  • @juliusten6225
    @juliusten6225 7 років тому +1

    hahaha! You crack me up man. lol

  • @Lokim23
    @Lokim23 9 років тому +38

    lol, that intro.

  • @patbruno3049
    @patbruno3049 7 років тому +3

    I literally dealt with this today. Hilarious

  • @mfdalessio
    @mfdalessio 7 років тому

    "Aaaannnd, she sent it back ... she sent the fuckin box back." Hysterical.

  • @arseneemilien7987
    @arseneemilien7987 6 років тому +1

    Vic, you brightened my day. We have the same shit in France. Luv U guy!

  • @toddrandall3959
    @toddrandall3959 4 роки тому +2

    Makes you love going out into public 😂

  • @OneAffected
    @OneAffected 4 роки тому +1

    This is why I never go out (unless absolutely necessary) For 7 years now. YOU PEOPLE ❕🙀❕

  • @rudymonster6629
    @rudymonster6629 3 роки тому

    Thank you vic.
    You make my day
    Better..
    GOD BLESS THIS MAN.

  • @mazgoth2168
    @mazgoth2168 7 років тому

    Whenever hes yillin at .... he still have a big heart 😂💙

  • @jonbcaliman
    @jonbcaliman 7 років тому

    "Dat's ANOTHER set of imbeciles I gotta deal with!"......LMAO

  • @boydotero4239
    @boydotero4239 4 роки тому

    We see "stupid people all the time" because we recognize "our next of kin"! LOL! Love you,Vic!

  • @jimboslice9472
    @jimboslice9472 4 роки тому +2

    ... sir, if you're that upset about how life in general real is, stay home, send a friend, or hire out someone to run your errands. remember,,, stress and anxiety are 2 of the biggest killers in the US.

  • @jonmccracken8625
    @jonmccracken8625 5 років тому +1

    Vic I totally agree with you I don't have patience for idiots or mutants as you like to call them lol

  • @TheTargaryen91
    @TheTargaryen91 7 років тому +1

    Always love watching your videos, they brighten my day ha, keep doing what you're doing!

  • @lukaszmaziarzny
    @lukaszmaziarzny 9 років тому +3

    eee freakin vic.....u doing great......great clips 😂😂😂

  • @CreateWithSelene
    @CreateWithSelene 8 років тому +2

    Hello from your new fans! my hubby and I have watched several of your videos. I'm looking into buying my hubby some tix when you come up to the Wilber. OMG.. thank you for the laughs.

  • @Thrallldom
    @Thrallldom 6 років тому

    U stay sane making these and i stay sane watching. TY! 🤣

  • @a.k.466
    @a.k.466 7 років тому

    Where has this man been ALL my life?!??? I LOVE HIM!!!! :)

  • @mariogiresi6792
    @mariogiresi6792 5 років тому +1

    How true, how true. Everywhere you go it’s the same old ME FIRST attitude.

  • @joej2435
    @joej2435 8 років тому

    Vic you truly are America's last best hope. God bless ya !

  • @RosaRodriguez-rl6rd
    @RosaRodriguez-rl6rd 4 роки тому

    Omg! I love your rants! 😂😂😂🥰🥰🥰 too hilarious.

  • @cathyrocco6798
    @cathyrocco6798 2 роки тому

    Lmao 🤣 A friend of mine sent this to me! Thanks Caroline 😊🤣😂

  • @AceNucci
    @AceNucci 8 років тому

    what a guy... Just tells it like it is... And is hysterical, without even trying to be!!

  • @sftballjunkie41
    @sftballjunkie41 8 років тому

    Watching you is like looking at myself in the mirror. What a bunch of clowns we have to deal with in this world. Thanks for the laugh.

  • @ChrisTheHobbyGuy
    @ChrisTheHobbyGuy 9 років тому +5

    Keep up the great work...I am a fan .....your friend Chris

    • @ChrisTheHobbyGuy
      @ChrisTheHobbyGuy 8 років тому +2

      Never forget Brooklyn.....The Arch Diner....Kings Plaza Diner.....L&B Pizza....your friend Chris

  • @Arivmario
    @Arivmario 9 років тому +1

    OMG! Feels good to not be the only person having such thoughts while waiting for idiots! hahaha Out of the park!!!!

  • @chochemguy8590
    @chochemguy8590 7 років тому

    hahahhahah cant get enuff of u ur the funnyist guy in the world

  • @ratman8558
    @ratman8558 8 років тому +1

    OK Vic....I can totally relate. I'm a fan. You're a New Yorker? I worked for a guy from New York. A retired cop. Fuckin guy is funny as hell. I miss him.

  • @renkcel
    @renkcel 4 роки тому +1

    I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU WOULD POSSIBLY RUN FOR IN THE GOVERNMENT WORLD BUT I WOULD VOTE FOR YOU VIC, LOVE YA!!!!!!!

  • @sambattaglia5704
    @sambattaglia5704 8 років тому

    And sent it back, she sent the f***in box back 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @leeleerowe3174
    @leeleerowe3174 9 років тому

    Vic, please make more videos like this about the "idiots," "morons," and "imbeciles" you run into daily... LOL. They are so funny.

  • @geopin7672
    @geopin7672 4 роки тому +1

    Blhahahahaha!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he said mutants lmfao!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✌️😁

  • @patriciaedmonds4228
    @patriciaedmonds4228 4 роки тому

    Love you Vic. You tell the truth about everything. Before finding you on you tube I thought it was me. Thanks for keeping my sanity!

  • @karenminser3515
    @karenminser3515 4 роки тому

    Your surrounded by them🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shadowartist8892
    @shadowartist8892 4 роки тому

    I used to be a dancer and one thing ingrained in me from my training is to know where I am in space in relation to other people and things. I could spin fast across a crowded stage and not hit anybody. Imagine how annoying it is to walk down a street where most people dont even seem to notice the environment at all and cant see others coming or get out of the way when somebody is rushing to get somewhere! It's a bit heightened for me. Its also fun to move through a crowd with grace though.

  • @jerziemomp
    @jerziemomp 9 років тому

    I say a pray every time I leave the house!!LOL

  • @robroy982
    @robroy982 8 років тому +106

    So true!! Too many stupid people in this country. The sad part is they vote!

    • @dannywithnuggets
      @dannywithnuggets 8 років тому

      +rob royy Isn't that the demographic?

    • @mybayridge3928
      @mybayridge3928 8 років тому +1

      and this is going to be an epic reality of horror come this November lol

    • @nigcrusher3322
      @nigcrusher3322 6 років тому

      rob royy ..... trump!!!

    • @doublen7737
      @doublen7737 5 років тому

      As if we have any good options to vote for anyways.All greedy selfish me me me candidates.

    • @daisyelmir1289
      @daisyelmir1289 3 роки тому

      @@mybayridge3928
      Holy shit...are you physic? You were so right.🌼👍

  • @NikMason-l5r
    @NikMason-l5r 4 місяці тому

    Bank drive thru? America has everything❤

  • @danielghosn6529
    @danielghosn6529 Рік тому

    Vic is nothing but 100% real all day every day, it's a gift to be yourself and a comedian at the same time. God bless you Vic Dibbbeeetttooooooo 😂

  • @SweetestAngel82
    @SweetestAngel82 7 років тому +2

    You are the every man's Robert Di Niro. :) Your bread and milk video introduced me to you (since I live in the Ohio valley and the white death sends just about everyone here into panic) but I've since watched more of your videos and love them!

  • @constancevallely6861
    @constancevallely6861 6 років тому

    Your sketches kill me. Your timing is perfect.

  • @aiyacopby5781
    @aiyacopby5781 7 років тому +1

    Vic. I feel your pain!! I say that prayer daily myself

  • @kimberlywilliams4513
    @kimberlywilliams4513 4 роки тому

    In my neck of the woods, to see customer service at one bank had to make a reservation. At another had to sign in with my phone and waited 45 minutes before I got in!

  • @ronpicnia5926
    @ronpicnia5926 4 роки тому

    I am with you on everything!

  • @andreamayea9744
    @andreamayea9744 9 років тому

    You hit the nail on the head,too funny

  • @thomasmessina1977
    @thomasmessina1977 5 років тому +2

    I hear you boss I deal with it everyday whether it's driving eating or doing something simple like you are going through the drive-through there's always somebody in the way and just being stupid wasting everybody's time

  • @MotivationelMind
    @MotivationelMind 7 років тому +1

    Vic ima a HUGH FAN OF YOU! U ARE ABSOLUTELY AWESOME BRO🖒🖒🖒💯💯

  • @phantomlord1981
    @phantomlord1981 9 років тому +1

    Love these videos ..thank you Vic for taking the time out of your day to make these funny ass videos ..always laughing at your shit ..

  • @willschultz5452
    @willschultz5452 4 роки тому

    The day is full of these crazy situations and people from the time you wake up until the time you go to sleep!! Unreal 🙄

  • @virginiahines3336
    @virginiahines3336 5 років тому

    Y'all are so darn funny lol

  • @johnnyloungejazz5477
    @johnnyloungejazz5477 6 років тому

    Lmao! I can’t wait to show this to my wife! She thinks I’m the only one like you.

  • @monsterlovesme
    @monsterlovesme 8 років тому

    you are so right good sir

  • @waynepickhardt4975
    @waynepickhardt4975 5 років тому

    One of my favorites. LOL

  • @kathychristiano2508
    @kathychristiano2508 7 років тому

    OMG I thought this shit only happened to me.. LMAO !!

  • @oursummerwine
    @oursummerwine 8 років тому

    you are sooo funny paesano.. I love your videos there Freaken amazing

    • @VicDiBitetto
      @VicDiBitetto  8 років тому

      Thx John Borsellino appreciate your support

  • @kving926
    @kving926 7 років тому +1

    I am 29 and I cannot believe the amount of idiots that roam the streets that are my age and younger. The stupidity of those around me is absolutely astounding. You are saying what everyone is thinking. That last frame made me laugh so loud that my toddler thinks I am insane. Thank you for that! :)

  • @axelalvarado289
    @axelalvarado289 4 роки тому

    I love this guy

  • @TheVirginiaStew
    @TheVirginiaStew 7 років тому

    LOL...so true...Loved it

  • @goulash64
    @goulash64 7 років тому

    oh my god, this guy is me. I encounter idiots everywhere I go & avoid going out now. He makes it funny, tho. I almost pee'd.

  • @juliawilson1291
    @juliawilson1291 4 роки тому

    I once had a lady in front of me drive off with the tube. I had to wait for the teller to locate another.

  • @melody7736
    @melody7736 8 років тому

    I had to share this one! I understand, too funny. ☆

  • @7s29
    @7s29 6 років тому +1

    Vic, no matter where you go, if there is a woman in front of you inline, be prepared to wait. It's like they can't grasp the concept of being ready for a quick transaction, everything's a drama.

  • @justthefacts8737
    @justthefacts8737 7 років тому

    You are now my favorite person!

  • @rivierarocket
    @rivierarocket 7 років тому +1

    Vic! You are so ready for SOFLA!

  • @barretthoyt8916
    @barretthoyt8916 6 років тому

    You should run for president 😂😂😂

  • @RodovalPTY
    @RodovalPTY 6 років тому

    The end, so funny

  • @Dawt_Calm
    @Dawt_Calm 7 років тому +1

    I love people. I think they're great. I never get ticked off waiting in lines. I talk to people in lines all the time. Ask them how their day is going. Are their bowel movements regular. Where do they live and what time they go to bed. You know, just normal stuff. You'd be surprised the stuff people will tell you if you show an interest in them. In fact sometimes I stand in lines just to talk to people. When I get to the counter and they ask "Can I help you?" I just say "No thanks, have a good day" and I leave.

    • @rickleblanc8900
      @rickleblanc8900 4 роки тому

      Hahahahaha ! "Are their bowel movements regular ?" There are things i really don't need to know !

  • @JevyJev1
    @JevyJev1 8 років тому

    I enjoyed seeing you in Toms River that night. Keep doing what you're doing it's great.

  • @TheNealsNextDoor
    @TheNealsNextDoor 8 років тому

    lol I love this guy

  • @paulpagani182
    @paulpagani182 3 роки тому

    You are the man .

  • @spencer8851
    @spencer8851 4 роки тому

    Mr Vic I just found one of your videos today on stupid asses and texting and holding up traffic, which is by far the most irritating shit in the world lol so I start watching more and more videos of yours and I thought I was the only one who got so mad and irritated over these things but you see things exactly the way I do ! Your my new favorite channel !!! Love you from South Carolina

  • @alanyounger8873
    @alanyounger8873 6 років тому

    What phone do you use to record your skits? It cones out really clear and the sound is great. Thanks. Very Funny! Did you ever think about performing at the Suffolk Theater in Riverhead. I live in Greenport. It's to much of a hassle to drive to the comedy clubs by you.

  • @joes839
    @joes839 9 років тому +5

    People are really totally oblivious to what is going on around them. No one has any form of common courtesy towards others anymore in this country. Even the simple shit from holding doors, to being polite, anything.

    • @rickleblanc8900
      @rickleblanc8900 4 роки тому +1

      Oh no, it's me me me and only me ! No one else matters. Trying to unsee them but it's impossible

  • @majorpayne5289
    @majorpayne5289 3 роки тому

    👍 "Slow-Leaks" .... they're everywhere!

  • @johnjones8021
    @johnjones8021 4 роки тому

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha.....this guy is good

  • @colleencaseyranieri5320
    @colleencaseyranieri5320 5 років тому

    Lol... the Box~!! It’s a tube~!! Ha~!!