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Guy flirts like he is explaining a new product
HAHAHAHAHA
That he is reading the ad read for the first time on air
They do say you should “ sell yourself “ in the singles market, but this isn’t what they mean.
He’s got that Shark Tank Rizz
Yes, 100% overexplaining the compliment! LOL!
Joseph telling the girl that she’s beautiful feels so reminiscent of answering a question in English class like “and just to piggyback off of what they said, I’d like to add” 😭😭
Discussion post rizz
Facts💀💀💀
that's hillarious@@ashtongarcia6894
Socratic Seminar Rizz
word count maxxing irl
I love that they found Nut and they are just like, "nope, you're with us now forever"
I mean yeah he got fired for it so what’s he gonna do
Kind of came onto the scene like a lost puppy and left as an adopted puppy. He’s been adopted by the UA-cam algorithm lol
I was thinking the same thing. It's so wild to me how he was just randomly in a video a few months ago and now he's just the guy on the channel lol.
I recently found out that Nut was Ludwig's college dorm roomate, so I think it's kind of interesting that he found his own way to fame even though he had connections to someone who was already massive.
nutplant
Nut radioing “hell yeah, my man, over” was so funny every time 💀
i love that he said “over” every single time 😭
I literally keeled over every time nut fed Joseph a pickup line and he started draging it out into an confused awkard explanation
It was so rough to watch
Actually killed me LOL
I hated it because that is exactly how I talk 🥲
Deadass😭😭 this was a tough ass watch
Nut chose the ugliest of the bunch fr
I feel like half the girls were falling in love with Nut, he just oozes the Rizz
who would not tho
Yes
People stan a confident person
I dunno i dont agree
There was zero rizz, he's just the host of the episode 😂
"super nice guy, VIRGIN... but super nice guy"
when he makes fun of joseph for not remembering “single and ready to mingle” but then forgets “when the student becomes the master”
The master becomes the masted
Joseph is too pure for this kind of show
I thought that said "too pure for this and kind of slow"
@@keatonriddle908he is kind of slow, though lol.
EXACTLY
@@Ota_ku69he's not slow,YOU ARE. 🤡
"But I also feel that you're also beautiful as well" bro is nailing this.
too as
Nut is an international heart throb
Real
thanks lol 😂😂😂 it's all my nut like everywhere
I have a friend who didn’t understand why I was in love with Nut cause she thinks he’s not “educated/intelligent” I actually focking hate her now.
poop
yes
Not the psychic just pointing out their physical qualities and mannerisms. But she’s so nice 😂
The girls were honestly so cuteee that one rizzing him back was so sweet and the rave girl was funny and so comfortable, loved them
If you a dude, Thats weird as hell
right? I think they picked the perfect group of girls for him.
@@kanebroekhof5526your comment is weird bruh
@@kanebroekhof5526Don’t make shit weird
@@kanebroekhof5526 kane bud you might be projecting
“I’m a psychic medium” *proceeds to just, observe and analyze like a regular psychologist could*
THE WAY SHE STARED AT EVERYONE👀
I'm picking up on something... Mmmhmmm.. I see... Yes, the spirits are telling me that you are nervous.
She literally said nothing except basic assumptions
''You've been through a lot'' like ma'am hasn't everyone? 💀
that was so funny everything she said was just like youtube comment level observations lol
"aw cripes...just clip it" I LOST IT
The word CRIPES, man. Makes me miss home back in Canada 😂
i choked on my milkshake at his look of defeat 😭😭
I fell off my bed bro 💀😂
That is the Canada showing! LOL! He said "if Nut was in my ear!" LOL!
I was laughing so hard😭
I must be a professional physic because I could figure out Joseph was nervous and Nut had good comedic timing too
Cody calling himself a pug after that dog analogy killed me😂😂 thought he was gonna say he's a golden retriever
that was a beautiful edit of a transition too
15:37 the editing team is not able to leave Cody’s basement until achieving perfection. It’s harsh but it works.
Dude it made me choke on my coffee 😂
"low cholesterol, i'm not gonna address it at all"
ABSOLUTE BARS
Nut just has this crazy charm i cant describe or explain, my friend and I are fucking obsessed with him
he's so full of rizz it's crazy
its awkward confidence
@@Fluffypants2002 aka the Micheal Sera Paradox
@@infidelmat how did u manage to spell both parts of his name wrong 🤣😂
His abulity to comeback from any crazy bad conversation or scenario
I hope the rave girl finds someone nice too☺️
She was really down-to-earth and seemed like a great company to be around))
Are you Russian
she reminds me of Drew and Deison Affualo! the vibe is immaculate
same! big awkwafina vibes
@@madisonl893 except that she's actually funny
Literally just sat down and farted, perfect timing Cody!
Congrats on your fart 🍾
@@Violntwrld 80% loud 20% wet
sameeeee😂
i just choked
me too!
Could NEVER do a relationship with a psychic. You already know they're gonna be manipulative as hell
bae…chill your spiritual energy is messing my ability to cheat 🖖🏽🧘🏽♀️🪄
They'll be oblivious as hell and get mad if you don't play along
“I’m reading that you’re insecure, so it’s not the cheating you’re mad about, it’s your problem not mine”
If you already know it, does that mean you’re a psychic too?
To be fair tho, when someone says gambling as a red flag they usually mean someone who's a gambler. There's a difference between someone who enjoys the occasional gambling night with friends vs a gambler. Gambling's a pretty serious addiction that, just like all addictions, affect the ppl in your life. Pretty valid red flag
Yeah but then he's like they need to be a GOOD gambler, then it's fine 😂
I’m just sitting here wondering what experiences a young virgin could possibly have had with a female gambling addict. That was just so random I’m scratching my head 😂
@@ejburgessthat’s like saying it’s okay to be a functioning alcoholic lol.
@@sa-eq1liI’m guessing one of his parents is a gambler and it caused some issues at home.
yeah, I have a gambling problem but I don’t go gamble very often, not even every year. When I get to Las Vegas though , you might wonder if I became another person
I imagine Nut thinking it’s wild how he gets paid for showing up and saying random mildly confusing shit to strangers and occasionally reading a script
Nut is a turtle neck & chain type of dude. I love this look for him.
He’s on that The Lonely Island type beat
like the rock
“The master becomes the masted” 🔥 🔥
type shi
The echo(location) rizzed was so funny
Why did I look for this comment!!! I died laughing!!!
Nut's eliminations are crazy. He took the girls with the most potential out early, but kept the weird psychic lady till the end. But hey at least the final choice wasn't bad. Savannah would've been a good choice too.
Probably was asked to by the producer to keep things interesting. Also likely a number of things were edited out
@@mattymerr701a tonnnn of things were edited out for example the reasons behind elimnations🥸
"Make sure you eliminate all of the hot white girls first and keep the significantly less hot minorities"
All the cute ones were eliminated 💀
For real
idk how cody isn't laughing at nut more his delivery is SO good
he just sounds like a high schooler trying to be funny in English class in front of his crush...
is this hate lol@@Mieslk2
Idk I think he’s pretty hit or miss most of the time
its his competition
@@Mieslk2literally
cody you’re very correct about the medium thing, i learned in psych that any basic description of a personality will resonate with every person and they’ll believe it was an accurate description of themselves.
Astrology in a nut shell
yuppp and that confirmation bias
@@abbyguy5314 yes thank u i forgot what it was called
I learned this in psych too I think they used the term "psychobabble"
Referred to as the Barnum effect
Literally just sat down with lunch…impecable timing yet again.
Same lol I’ve never been this early. Enjoy ur lunch & Cody ko!
literally same😂
Literally how does he do this 😂
These comments getting so old and overused
same i’m eating lasagna rn
The head banging part has me crying
i literally had to hide under my covers for that
@@tardybloomerI wish I had hidden under my covers
8:28 Psychic medium my a$s. They say the most generic sh t known to mankind and people still fall for them.
Thats rizz, literally
More like professional scammer fr
Do you know anyone whose name starts with an L? M? N? O? P?
OMG I CALL MY MOM MOM
Fr, Cody was spot on with his take.
@@minaDesuDesu ehhh...yikes if thats choice of rizz lol
I love how Nut’s jokes went straight over Joseph’s head, but the girls all got them. 🤣
5:20 True AF. 99.9% of gamblers quit before they hit it big.
Straight facts my man
And that’s why so many people are addicted to gambling 😦 Because they have that mentality (and I know you’re joking, probably maybe joking).
@@SamRK-1000if you give up, you’ll never win
"So tell her you've been thinking about OUR future"
"So, Ive been thinking about me and Nut's future..."
Its so cute tht evrytime there's a match cody says "theyre gonna get married!" :3
Nut is actually really good at this date matching. You'd think at first impression from his silly personality he'd just take everything as a joke and not take it seriously. But you can tell as you watch, the results, he does care and is trying to help these people whilst still being funny. It's really refreshing watching someone funny and unproblematic.
I don't mean to harsh your buzz or lecture you but your comment just sparked this for me. Peoples' habit of jumping on to whoever the New Cool Person™ is and being like "yes, This one is Safe and Unproblematic. How nice i can have someone to Trust™" not only leads to all of the situations where horrible people are outed and manipulated millions for however long partially Because of the perception of them as cool and Safe, but it also destroys normal people. No one can permanently live up to expectations to be "unproblematic". People are gonna say and do dumb things, people are gonna make mistakes. Sometimes people will then dig their heels in to the mistake, but most people will learn and grow when given the chance. Give them room for that and also protect yourself by having a healthy distance from online personalities and celebs.
Gambling is a valid ick 😭
@@SavantAudiosurf Yes, gambling is a red flag. Your bestfriend no where near represents the majority of people who gamble.
Nut did Joseph so dirty eliminating all the baddies 😭
@Maddie-eu8xvShe talked about wanting a brunette and stuff
@Maddie-eu8xv ehh parmida was the prettiest
@Maddie-eu8xv ?
THAT is a WILD title choice 💀
Edit: the title used to be "teaching virgins how to rizz with nut" but Cody seems to have realized his mistake
The notification had me SHOOKETH
@@DigimistakeFOR REAL
Wait I thought it was "teaching virgins how to nut with rizz"? I remember seeing it and giggling lol
gambling addiction destroys lives codyyyy😭 lol mine including, generational trauma from that shit. a lot of my asian friends parents are addicted to gambling toooo its a valid red flag tbh
That’s a fact, a lot of my close Asian friends have had issues with their parents/other family members gambling addictions :( I’ve noticed that a lot in that community esp
21:01 "NUT CAM" is CRAAAAZY 💀💀💀
Love that Joseph obviously got noticed as this good looking and genuine nice and cool guy after that fboy video and got the chance to be in this video
Cody: "Can you have no first name and just a middle name?"
Me, looking at all my government issued identification for the country I moved to when I was 9 and my parents apparently decided I needed a challenge: "Yes. Yes you can."
Cap
if you take out the first part doesnt the middle just become the first
Can you tell the story of what happened?
@@fukro7557 My middle name was always intended to be my preferred name/the name I would go by, but the order of my names flowed and sounded better when said with my intended name in the middle. We moved at a time before having a "preferred name" section was really common on most documentation, so I guess the hope was that this would just make things more straightforward.
It didn't 🥲
You don't have to give names but I'm also curious as to what happened
The bit had that had me cry laughing was when my man got asked out some time next week and just had a complete malfunction. He was so shocked by it Nut had to call in and say "say yes!!" 😂😂😂
Thank god for this. Mid work day, just refreshed youtube, letsgoooooooooooo.
Cody, if you don't leave my man Joseph alone!!!! I find his stumbling endearing. he's totally a guy I would go for/feel safe around tbh. he's a big sweetiepie!
Same!
26 seconds ago perfect. yall watch while eating lunch but i watch while i shower and i literally just started my water when he posted this. he knows the timing for everyone
omg so do I my shower time is everyone else's lunch time
Yes wall you shower perfect english
I watch while I pump 😅
@@bakedstreetytif you can’t use context clues to understand that wall was a typo for while i don’t know what to tell you
@@shaeikeogu806his timing is so versatile
18:25 tbh that’s a great way of looking at a relationship instead of finding happiness strictly from a relationship.
You can tell she's independent
i actually did not realize jubilee and nectar were the same company, thanks cody
He is so nervous it is insane oh my god
Little obvious don’t ya think?
@@aphoticjellyfish what
Cody “Lunchtime” Ko
Nut eliminated all the baddies😭
He wants them for himself 😜
Ong I lost my mind when he got rid of the 4 baddest girls, he's a special grade hater
That second round 😢 I would’ve slapped him if I was on the show
I was just about to say exactly that but I didn't want to sound like a hater lol, Linda grew on me though, they make a very nice couple!
@Maddie-eu8xvhe didn't know. Joseph's choice wasn't revealed to him til the very end just like us
Getting an ad for a casino as Joseph says he doesn’t want someone who gambles
I get so many online gambling ads it’s scary
joseph butchering all of nut's rizz lines is comedic gold, he's so adorable
my stomach started growling so i knew cody had uploaded
😂
Cody should do an episode where he gets read by a psychic medium
By the one in this video…
oh man i remember Noel’s 😭 Cody should totally have one done as well
Cody applauding himself for remembering something makes me feel more normal 😅
didn’t expect to be bullied about not having a middle name today but here we are
27:43 "the head part or the banging part? 👀" rave girl killed ms honestly i hope she finds someone as chill as her 😂🫶
people have been saying the title is not that bad actually
it’s pretty bad my dude
I heard them say that
"headbanging are my three favorite things"
I'm just happy they finally gave Nut a suit that fits him! >.< Our boy was drowning in that old suit!
Cody: You can't just be waking around with no middle name!
Japan: ...
dang I haven’t eat lunch in 2 days waiting for this upload so I can finally eat
Nut has dry humor and it works so well 🤣
Idk I think Nut is 1 note AF. Shocked at his universal acclaim in these comments, don’t get the appeal tbh…
Holy shit the echolocation rizz lmfao
Also if a man came up to me and asked what moisturizer I use it would probably get me talking, I can't lie
No one:
This comment section:
“Just sat down with my lotion and tissue, perfect timing Cody “😏
“Any moisturizers…” 😅😅😅
Virgin, rizz, and nut should never be used in the same sentence, Cody.
Happy you said the double jointed fingers one was actually a fun fact because I use that during ice breakers a lot lol. It does truly get people excited for some reason lol
Gambling is a very valid red flag. My dad was a gambler and he would steal our money to gamble. It was horrible. Gambling for fun with friends occasionally is fine, that’s different than being addicted to it
Fun Fact: It does not take years to become a Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do, my 9 year old nephew has his red belt and is about to get his Jr. Black belt (Red stripe black)
It varies greatly between schools and disciplines of martial arts.
younger kids get it faster cause they have them go through the “ curriculum” ig u can call it faster. i started at age 10 maybe got my black belt age 16 the people that were in my whitebelt class got thier blaco belt around the same time as i did. i also then taught for the same dojo the older kids went through a much more disciplined and through training the you ger kids went through less work and got it at a quicker pace
so it does take years yes .. for very young children however it does not
for younger kids its just something to get thier energy out and once they have reached a black belt status and get a bit older the dojo will start putting them through more tournaments and trainings. where for elder children they start that from yellow stripe onwards
@@thatrandomaccount171 from White belt to Black belt in under 2 years is fast by any metric. I have my blue belt in Karate and Jiu-jitsu. And even as a kid it took me considerably longer to get my blue belt (probably 2 years) and the dojo was not afraid to fail entrants at belt tests. Also note the girl in the video is sub 22. So the belt is definitely from when she was a kid (and that is more definitely Southern California, with McDojo style gyms)
@@DoubleDOwnage yes it is fast … thats usually how fast it is for kids. karate may be different it is a different martial art im nit the martial art conisure im not comparing 2 martial arts like ur trying to. im telling you how teakwondo works. also kids under 10 get that fast treatment for the most part yes. if 6 years is the average time for a kid over 10 to get thier belt she could have fully gone through the proper traing to become a black belt. idk what your issue is. it took me about a year and a half to get from black stripe to black belt plus black brlt is nit the end you get gold stripes every time you go up a black belt level my instructor had 7 good stripes. those take even longer to earn
Father has graced us with his presence
Cody is like a golden retriever that spent time around a lot of cats.
swiped right on a guy on bumble because one of his pictures was him meeting cody but cody looks like he's meeting him
being a "psychic" and just telling people "yeah you have good but kind of secret vibes and have experienced things" is so funny like imagine paying her to tell you you're a person 💀
when nut asked the psychic to read him and she was like “you seem to have good comedic timing” 😭 real insightful
Nah nuts did him dirty with those eliminations in round 2, I think Joseph wouldn't have eliminate Ellie,molly and jocelyn himself
everytime you upload i get a smile on my face, loving the frequent uploads so damn much
Bring back the outro clips they’re why i stick around til the last second
“Headbanging that’s two of my favorite things right there” 😅 I’m deadddd
Nut telling Joseph what to do is killing me 😭😭😭😭😭
Cody is so hilarious I can’t believe he can come up with this shit on the fly
Cody you were fuckin electric in this one. The echo bit killed me, and then "The master becomes the masted" killed me again.
i love that when Nut is on screen Cody is just too enamoured to talk
you know its going to be a good video when you see 'w/ NUT' in the title
I stopped at green belt in Tae Kwon Do and now I wish I had finished lmao! But my sensei retired so I went to another dojo to start Aikido :)
Literally just finished lunch. This was posted just in time for my second lunch!
😭😭😭
echo rizz and echo location rizz had me dead
“great energy seems nervous”… girl any psychology major could tell him that😭
the ''Oh i thought he was gonna say the rhyming one'' bit has such Drew Gooden energy!
Editor deserves a raise for that pug transition 😂
This is so hard to watch but I can't stop myself from watching this car wreck. I love how he has to have setup before he compliments the girls
This video was so so funny bro and Cody was even more hilarious with the commentary. I was genuinely laughing out loud so much definitely do longer videos like this
Depends on the Dojo. You could spend years learning the skills to achieve a black belt. Or you could pay them $50 every month until you get one. I’ve seen both lol.
8:05 if that’s what a psychic medium looks like I wanna see what a psychic large look like
Haha 😂
Idk why but this was like the funniest video I seen in awhile 😭😂
Joseph's extremely hard nervous blinks were so freakin adorable I need a Joseph😭
my man drew a whole maze to give a compliment