And make the claim that they're all related to the same mother and father despite not looking a thing alike (even their accents don't sound like, ffs!)
No no, this is Cultural Colonization. They are taking it aggressively, telling you "To bad deal with it." and forcing changes they think are for the best. Also they hate the Colonizer word too so it just sticks it to them even harder.
They have no capacity to think logically. They're talentless hacks. All they think about is quick cash grabbing and culture appropriating. Just like parasites, they are.
@@kennedy78 it makes no sense. try not to think too hard bout it it will give u an anuerism. we get labeled as racist just for giving constructive criticism becuz its the narrative that the media is spinning only across the spider-verse was well recieved than the little mermaid becuz Miles morales a black character aside from peter parker who is a white character. Ariel is light skinned wit red hair n wound up getting black washed to fit the narrative of having a black character yet they already had Tiana from Princess n the frog... i jus makes no sense they didn't do princess n the frog instead if they wanted to do a black character.
@@Machete87 your comment is plain and simple racist. When the director heard Hallie sang he associates her voice to the one on the little mermaid. Race was not a problem for him because mermaids are not real. Do you get it? They can be any color.
People aren't racist for hating her playing little mermaid, they are racist for taking beloved white character and replacing with black one. Disrespecting other nation's culture and history.
@@bobbyhands7589 watch the original. You won’t regret it and you’ll see how bad the live action one is compared to it. Or how bad it is just in general
Are you referring to the true original that was written in Denmark in the 1800s where the mermaid dies at the end? Or the Disney remake with the redhead?
Many people complained about the MC being black in this one, being called racist by others. Thing is, the problem isn't that she's black. The problem is that the character in the original isn't. They changed it for the sake of changing it. That's the problem.
thanks for regurgitating what the video you just watched said, but youre wrong. the problem IS that shes black. because theres 0 reason to race swap her character. literally none. even in the sense of "diversity" and all that bullshit you shouldnt need a pre existing character to change her skin color to feel included. that means you are extremely weak and fragile and should not be making your own choices in life. people with even the slightest bit of IQ can relate to characters based on traits regardless of skin color, and if you cannot see past color of skin then YOU are the racist bigot. you dont strike someone and then cry when they hit you. same way you dont call people racist after changing a pre existing characters skin color for 0 reason or relevance to the plot whatsoever. people have a right to criticize dumb choices that are irrelevant to the plot that only serve to push an agenda.
And delusional idiots like Ani Mat/ElectricDragon505 defend the race-swapping decision because we're racists and we need to know are place and shut up. Just like Modern Disney.
I always thought: "Why would Disney need to change a white princess to black if they already have a "woke" black princess: She's a hard worker, and saved all her money to achieve a goal she wanted, the only reason she was denied was due to discrimination bs. And in the end, everything paid off, (literally) and she got everything she wanted through hard work: No fairy Godmother, not even a prince's money, it was her working two jobs. But NOPE, Disney ignores Tiana because "no money".
She was dealt a hand where she was poor, but rich in family and love. She had a lot of challenges but still remained optimistic even in times in New Orleans when she was genuinely oppressed. She busted her ass, and those pastries looked fire. She was level headed even when she turned into a frog and was the voice of logic, but Naveen taught her to stop and smell the roses. It’s one of the most underrated Disney films of all time, Dr Facilier was badass too friends on the other side was amazing!
@@EmiL_from_NieR Yeah, if I wanted to show my daughter a strong black Disney princess... I'd just show Princess and the Frog. Just like if a mother wanted to show their Asian daughter a strong Asian princess, show them the ORIGINAL Mulan, don't wait for Disney to take like Pocahontas and make her Asian. (Which, Disney, don't. You can't change the nationality of someone who actually existed. That's a whole new level of disrespect.)
@@spacedinosaur8733 yes I meant that animated masterpiece! If I wanted to show kids how chi could make you look like a superhero, just show them Kung Fu Panda.
@@collegemaster5683 You know those Cleoptatra guys. Yeah they found their disrespect may cost 2 billion dollars and the entirety of egypt unsubscribing from netflix. Don't be like them.
The thing I hate most about this movie is the finale, because in the original Eric is a sailor and knows how pilot a ship, so by using the current he was able to drive the boat wreck into Ursula killing her. But now SUDDENLY it is Ariel, a mermaid with no prior experience to piloting a ship with her fish lower body is at the helm, with no proper method of holding her ground to shift her weight. Also it messes up the movie entirely, Ariel in the beginning saves Eric and in the finale Eric saves Ariel, it shows that they can rely on each other but noooooooooo.
@@bornrich9264 Are you a dummy In the original Disney, Ariel saved Eric, who saved her in turn. Ariel don't need Eric Eric don't need Ariel But they both need each other
She doesn't even steer the ship - she grabs the helm (which is surprisingly steady in such choppy waters) and turns it in one direction before flopping to the deck. The ship literally guides itself into Ursula's gut (who, despite seeing it's approach, does nothing to stop it). I.e. - Ariel didn't save Eric - it was a combination of dumb luck and slow reflexes that resulted in Ursula's death.
The conclusion that Triton must be a serial killer is hilarious. Making small changes in an already existing story without thinking about the consequences is a beautiful thing.
I would like to say though, Ursula WAS originally written to be Tritons sister and they added this in the Broadway musical (which seriously they should have just adapted instead). The reason Ursula isn't a mermaid from what I recall is her dabbling in dark magic on top of being banished for eating the palace citizens and craving the power of the triton, which was given to her brother on their fathers deathbed while she got his magic shell. Honestly, this change would probably seem LESS stupid if they just added the song of Ursula singing "I want the good times back".
Yes but they ditched the idea so it is not canon. I think it was a good solution and cannot see why the hell they wanted to keep that now. It doesn’t make any sense to ”add” it to canon now. And it doesn’t really work like that.
@@flav2689 I'm glad they ditched that idea. Ursula doing those horrid things to her own niece and brother, would make her even more creepy and loathsome than she already is.
its actually sad, to see grown adults upset at a little girl movie.. and to use politics, for the movie to fail y'all really want kids to suffer like that wow..
@@dadrising6464 Except "Princess and the Frog" is also based on white princess tale. They just took it out of Middle Ages Europe and placed it in 20th century America so the race change would make logistic sense. But, in this Little Mermaid, it doesn't make sense for there to be black royalty in this setting, when they were still enslaved back then. They took Little Mermaid and gave it the "Bridgerton".
He had the one wife who bore him seven daughters. The audience is expected to believe they all come from the same two parents (someone told me a few days ago that the daughters took on the ethnicity of the ocean they were born in - because that's how fish/merfolk biology works, apparently).
tbh i don't blame her but the people who casted her , sh's not even a real actress but they yhought they were smart casting her just because she was a singer . thy should hav casted a different actress and used Halle's voice for the soundtrack, problem solved , this would still serve her musical career without humiliating her to the world .
"durr that's why is cgi! You say that the cgi Is uncanny? Do you want them to drown? 🤪" Seriusly, Disney simps who wants to defend this movie so bad are embarassing...
True, they fake represent and actually make afro culture seem not good enough and undeserved to bring it to the big screen. Race swapping it's racist by itself, but diminishing men and making women feel even more shame for showing emotions and affection, only makes it even more disturbing.
Kind of ruins immersion as a marine biologist when we are supposedly in the Caribbean and I see all Pacific fish, guppies in the ocean, moray eels give off electricity, a Arctic Gannet as the seagull, a obligate land crab as the one begging Ariel to live under the sea, and a soulless damslefish representing Flounder, who was grouper sized.
YES. Especially the part about Black European royalty. And so many people can't see how ridiculous it is. While they are rewriting history. It's bizar.
In Netflix with "Queen Charlotte" alot of people think now the real Queen Charlotte was a black woman from Germany, nothing but propaganda is scary how they want to rewrite white people history
It's a fucking fairy tale bitch. Who gives a fuck. Why the fuck would you care about royalty in the real world? What kind of a loser are you to be a whiner?
@@itsunknown3002 So in your world you cannot criticise anything you're unable to do yourself? Have you never criticised a sportsman for a bad game, a musician for a bad song or anything that you have found disappointing? Just because you are unable to do something in particular it doesn't follow that you are unable to differentiate between those that succeed in an endeavour and those that fail abysmally.
wow your a disgusting human being for saying such things. first of all halle is beatifull and like kate moss her eyes are just slightly further apart than on averge which gives her this slight high fashion look. IT gives her a unique and in "my eyes" a very beautifull face in general. I assume you are a gay male since you cant se how pretty she is
You're so much better at this than the Americans. I will never understand why Disney has decided to shy away from any sort of romance. It seems counter-intuitive. The age difference between Ariel & the adopted prince seems massive. The guy looks ancient for an unmarried prince, while Ariel looks like a little kid. In the cartoon they made the sisters less attractive than Ariel. In this version they did the opposite. The pink-haired babe is gorgeous.
Your Triton theory scared me shitless, like wow. That's pretty fucked up when you think about this, but at the same time this is the most logical answer to Triton's multi ethnical daughters and their "killed by humans" mothers.
The logical answer would have been to say they're all adopted (like how Eric was adopted by the queen). But for whatever stupid reason, the audience is expected to believe that all the sisters are related by blood.
Also very accurate to actual Greek mythology most of the men of Olympus including Neptune/triton(let's face it triton is Neptune) are pretty much manhoes Edit apparently triton is the son of Poseidon and grand son of Neptune like father like son I guess 😂😂
@@Boomslayer19 he’s not though that’s insulting to Greek mythos. Triton was a minor Greek god. Son of Poseidon but there aren’t many stories about him sleeping around but whatever.
Oh my goodness, never mind the story, the CGI is awful. Whoever said that it was not bad once you got used to it, they lied. My head is hurting just from seeing Ariel's hair changing texture completely when it's under water and above water. My brain is hurting.
What's funny is that I found people defending the CGI effects by saying "oh, were they supposed to make the movie underwater where they can't breathe? 🤪". No you imbecils, we expected a much better CGI effects for a Disney movie made in 2023
Ariel in 1989: - A strong willed and independent young princess with a deep interest in the surface world, with a strong personality, able to argue with her father, Triton to defend her passions. A young woman who is always curious and inquisitive mermaid who loves to explore and collect items from the surface world; she saves a human from a burning ship wreck, which only deepens her admiration for the world above the waves. Her actions during the storm kick start the chain of events that not only brings her together with her one true love, but also winds up resulting in Eric defeating Ursula, meaning that Triton has finally begun to see that some humans can be trusted; after all, one of them just saved his daughter's life. It's this plotline that makes Triton able to let his little girl go, and let her make her own path in life. Ariel in 2023: - Flavourless milk carton.
My conspiracy theory: Disney isn’t doing these remakes as a cash grab, they’re using it to claim continued usage of the characters to extend the copyright and prevent them from becoming public domain.
The fact that Melissa "Ghostbusters 2016" is considered the best part of this garbage, pretty much says it all. Even the human form of Ursula looks better than Hale Baley
Ursula in the animated movie was designed to resemble "Divine", who was also planned to voice her, but he died before that could happen.. What I'm saying is, Melissa McCarthy is perfect for the role 🤣
10:04 i find it funny when king triton says “they got what they deserved” as if it’s not hypocritical! He’s upset because of the shipwreck, but says they deserved it? how does that make any sense! god the writing is so unbelievably bad I can’t stop laughing!
The fact that they gave a different version of Ariel’s sisters a different name but not Ariel herself is next to sad. And the dark-tanned version of a mermaid is not Ariel, that is Muriel.
one more little error: in the shipwreak scene, a bunch of fish swim by ariel. those are guppies, that, while having tolerance to saltwater, can absolutely not survive in it. The writers didnt even bother to research the fish
Honestly, I would be more sympathetic towards the leading female actress but after how she tried to act as if the live action is immensely superior to the animated one and how she only nitpicks the bad parts about the animated version to fit her narrative, then proceed to act as if the world is racist and out to get her while milking the sh t out of the fact that she got casted as Ariel with all those lame and boring photoshoot. So really, at this point, I can't give a f about all the backlash she is getting and how she's the lead in a movie that's undoubtedly going to flop harder than a fish out of water. She brought this on herself and I'll be happy if this is going to be the end of her career. Good riddance.
@@3li.mp339 her career as a leading actress of a movie that isn't going to break even, has horrible rating, practically rejected by the majority of the people outside of woke America, and you say that she's thriving? Okay, must be fun living in la la land simp
I hardly need to mention that the voice acting and the story of the original was moving, and perfect. This bad remake can’t compete with the ending of the original.
Another concept that was not acknowledged but would explain why Triton's daughters not looking like him. Ariel is considered the youngest and therefore their mother screwing every merman in the ocean and cucking Triton.
That would be funny lol. Supposedly the reason Disney gives is each daughter represents a different ocean so that’s why they all look different but that literally makes zero sense and I literally can’t with Disney anymore 😭💀
My favorite prince's growing up were Aladdin, Eric, Philip. They had some truly badass moments. What they did to prince Eric was criminal. Also that whole bit about Triton had me in tears. 😂
12:38 when an animated character is more expressive than her human counterpart Excellent video, but, dude! you said nothing about the ugly ugly blue-yellow fish!
It was always going to be this movie that awoke the reaper from his slumber. I also like how they made Eric adopted, literally just to make his royalty parents black.
But now he's not a "real" prince either. As soon as the queen or next inline relative has a legitimate child he's out on his ass. Maybe he can be kept on as an advisor or bodyguard or something. but they'd probably just kill him as a threat to the legitimate heir.
You don't need to put on your tin foil hat, because the backstory is dumber. All Ariel's sisters are from the same mother. The actor confirmed something like "When they had a daughter, the essence of the ocean transfered to the "fish" ", so that's why they are like this, which is dumb because that's not how biology works lmao
"Maybe if somebody would push thier eyes which are located on the side of thier head back into correct position then she will see a lot less racism" Holy shit this one killed me, dude🤣🤣🤣
Between the actress/singer and the disrespectful channel owner only 1 is a successful millionaire without making stupid insults that have nothing to do with critiquing the movie. Roger Ebert is rolling over in his grave
15:34 omg DUDE!!!! THIS idea of yours would be a faaaaar better movie. Omg!!!! I love that people are coming out with all these horror renditions of Disney remakes. I honestly think this would make Bank!!
“Don’t whitewash history!” While simultaneously making every culture throughout history resemble the architecture of Europe, the sophistication of the upper class and the diversity of downtown Los Angeles circa 2024.
Disney Purchased the rights to a Trinidadian musical, that was a revived on Broadway called “Once On This Island” in 2020. The book was also written by a Trinidadian woman called Rosa Guy. She was inspired by the original story but infused Trinidadian culture and mythology into her own and Original story. We all know why Disney brought the rights to it. The hypocrites. But if you mention that, you’re the one against representation.
My middle school put on a production of that musical, I really enjoyed it. Disney could have made a movie on that but they're too lazy and creatively bankrupt to do so.
@@ebonywilliams203exactly. They purchased the rights in 2020 and did nothing with it. They brought it to ensure no other studio makes it to compete with this turd.
They are literally rebooting Moana , a film which is only 7 years old into live action just so the Rock can play Maui. I just want a animated Moana sequel and what they are doing Stitch in his reboot...😣
At 11:00, i couldn't believe that a cartoon acted better than a human... Then again, who am I to point that about about a movie made by a company that is hell bent on ruining the classics that they produced in the past.
It’s also jarring that in comparison towards the animated film and the live action scenes with the collection room. Triton in the animated film was fatherly stern, forcing his hand and looking back with regret after his daughter’s sadness in order to protect her. Here in the live action, they just have the father just snap and destroy the shit, that and it didn’t even have the statue? Like bruh. Had to finish with an essay about this piece and had to rewatch that underwater dumpster fire for reference comparisons I did like with the Dalmatian series. This is just a mess of a film.
10:14 I couldn't help but notice that those particular fish in front of Ariel are guppies which aren't even salt water fish. Edit: I also want to mantion that in the original film, scuttle was a seagull while in this movie, she's a Gannett which is aren't even related to seagulls whatsoever. They didn't just gender swap scuttle, they also changed the type of species he is. They might as well have made an entirely new character.
No they didn’t. Avatar the way of water was literally the first movie to combine cgi with actual image capture underwater. Until avatar with their massive budget made their prototype, all cgi movies have done it like the little mermaid with everything added in post production.
In the original story, the Little Mermaid kills herself instead of killing the prince. In the updated version, the audience kills themselves instead of killing Disney.
5:00 that’s what they are doing to Annabeth Chase in the Percy Jackson Movies and it’s so frustrating to have EXTREMELY Iconic characters drastically change their look, These are characters that for years you’ve imagined a certain way and immortalized in your hearts and they took that and stepped on it just to push an agenda like come on if you like the actor make her play black characters that are already written in the script not change an integral piece of the books just because of an agenda! Hell they changed The MC Iconic Black hair and green eyes of which many fan favorites jokes and nicknames come out of to blonde hair and some other color eyes because they didn’t want to dye his hair and wear eye contacts…
Yeh, The Little Mermaid animation is brilliant. It's actually one of my faves. Disneys early stuff are brilliant. When they released the first live action remake is when I stated to notice Disney's standards for animation was lowering. I think this is because they started to hire based on whats between peoples legs and what shade of skin they have.
These remakes are a sign of a creatively bankrupt company. I remember when the live action Beauty and the Beast came out, and I thought it was a stupid idea. (I later watched it on Netflix, and it was pretty bad.) Then they announced the next project, and I realized this was going to be a pattern. It was then I swore I wouldn't give them my money and reward them for abject laziness. There's a reason animation exists - the creators get to show stuff that won't work in live action such as expressiveness in animals. Some animation is just not going to translate well to live action. I remember when Disney used to produce wonderful new movies. Seems like a lifetime ago.
You say this yet y'all are mad that they didn't cast a white woman for Ariel 💀 people are literally mad that they didn't deny Bailey the role based on her skin color
The thing about awkwafina is that she proved she could be a good (and more importantly serious) actress in The Farewell. After watching The Farewell I think she just has a really bad agent when it comes to films she's put in, or she's just trying to get rich quick with her act, because she's proved that she can be a good actress.
I also thought her performance in "Jumanji The Next Level" was a decent comedic performance. She didn't feel as annoying and over-the-top in that, and did a pretty good Danny DeVito impression.
@@pinky8167 they're an entertainment company. that money wouldn't have gone towards stopping world hunger, it would've funded another movie that i'm sure at least one group of people would've thought was stupid
wow your a disgusting human being for saying such things. first of all halle is beatifull and like kate moss her eyes are just slightly further apart than on averge which gives her this slight high fashion look. IT gives her a unique and in "my eyes" a very beautifull face in general. I assume you are a gay male since you cant se how pretty she is
@@RaynaSams its so disgusting to ear people say those things. The envy is unreal that they cant even admit how beatifull and unique of a face she has. Litterally im just wondering what these people look like themselves
1:01 As someone who has composed music since the age of eight, I always appreciated the depiction of Sebastian the crab as a composer. I actually felt ... positively represented (as most film depictions of fictional composers are negative), even if the character was a crustacean. But I guess nowadays only representation based on "melanin"/race, gender identity, and sexual orientation count ...
If somebody would push her eyes, which are located on the side of her head, back into the correct position she would see a lot less racism. Best line of the whole review IMO. Thanks for a another good laugh Reaper😂
You know there were English explorers that went to the Caribbean! If they just replaced the architecture with temporary tents, this movie would make sense!
Excellent review
I didn't expect you here, The Critical Drinker!
Reaper is the hero we need.
Reaper didn't let the money go to his head.
Ay, it's great to see you here!
Trash review!
Ariel can't have red hair. It's unrealistic!
Proceeds to give Ariel's sisters pink and white hair.
Because they are gamer girls of the sea
And make the claim that they're all related to the same mother and father despite not looking a thing alike (even their accents don't sound like, ffs!)
@@Redshirtgaming96 no, the both have an " OnlyFISH" account.
@@Redshirtgaming96 no, they somehow think that red hair is not natural and can be colored somehow
@@mattiasilva1705 onlyfins. And I thought that was only for swolefin aliens
Disney mission statement: “Appropriate a culture, while destroying another a culture”
And then cry out that cultural appropriation is bad 😊
Need the hypocrisy
Its the Tiny hat clubs favorite thing to do..
No no, this is Cultural Colonization. They are taking it aggressively, telling you "To bad deal with it." and forcing changes they think are for the best.
Also they hate the Colonizer word too so it just sticks it to them even harder.
Just destroy western culture by any means possible and losing as much fun money as possible
I can't wait for South Park to make fun of this
Ariel doesn't know what a fork is but can steer a ship.
You have no idea how refreshing it is to hear a review as brutally honest as this.
This review had me ROFLLL the whole time😂
me too !@@lessismore8533
So, they didn't give Ariel her iconic crimson red hair, because "it wouldn't be realistic"; but they gave her pale sister PINK hair.🤨
Ironically, you can't get a smaller minority than a redhead. Yet they replace the redhead to appease so-called "minorities".
They have no capacity to think logically. They're talentless hacks. All they think about is quick cash grabbing and culture appropriating. Just like parasites, they are.
I will say…this is something I’ve brought up a LOT! and people just attack me
@@kennedy78 it makes no sense. try not to think too hard bout it it will give u an anuerism. we get labeled as racist just for giving constructive criticism becuz its the narrative that the media is spinning only across the spider-verse was well recieved than the little mermaid becuz Miles morales a black character aside from peter parker who is a white character. Ariel is light skinned wit red hair n wound up getting black washed to fit the narrative of having a black character yet they already had Tiana from Princess n the frog... i jus makes no sense they didn't do princess n the frog instead if they wanted to do a black character.
@@Machete87 your comment is plain and simple racist. When the director heard Hallie sang he associates her voice to the one on the little mermaid. Race was not a problem for him because mermaids are not real. Do you get it? They can be any color.
People aren't racist for hating her playing little mermaid, they are racist for taking beloved white character and replacing with black one. Disrespecting other nation's culture and history.
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Oh shut up
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It is so stupid changes race of character.
@@fluffnstuff6206no wonder jadafuq never came to you with an answer because you are 100% correct.
not the "push her eyes from the side into correct position" had me dying 😂😭
Nobody will be talking about this movie in a year, meanwhile the original is timeless.
I never saw the first , and only saw this one so for me this one is timeless
@@bobbyhands7589 Well, this one is timeless, in the sense that its time is already up
@@bobbyhands7589 Until the next ten years when Disney remakes it again and that will be your new timeless.
@@bobbyhands7589 watch the original. You won’t regret it and you’ll see how bad the live action one is compared to it. Or how bad it is just in general
Are you referring to the true original that was written in Denmark in the 1800s where the mermaid dies at the end? Or the Disney remake with the redhead?
They messed up.
They should have cast Meghan Markle as Ariel, Prince Harry as Eric, and Lizzo as......the sea.
You just violated Lizzo
I guess the sea is always fat.
Foul 🤣
😂😂😂
And call it “Whaaa under the sea”
Many people complained about the MC being black in this one, being called racist by others.
Thing is, the problem isn't that she's black.
The problem is that the character in the original isn't. They changed it for the sake of changing it. That's the problem.
thanks for regurgitating what the video you just watched said, but youre wrong. the problem IS that shes black. because theres 0 reason to race swap her character. literally none. even in the sense of "diversity" and all that bullshit you shouldnt need a pre existing character to change her skin color to feel included. that means you are extremely weak and fragile and should not be making your own choices in life. people with even the slightest bit of IQ can relate to characters based on traits regardless of skin color, and if you cannot see past color of skin then YOU are the racist bigot. you dont strike someone and then cry when they hit you. same way you dont call people racist after changing a pre existing characters skin color for 0 reason or relevance to the plot whatsoever. people have a right to criticize dumb choices that are irrelevant to the plot that only serve to push an agenda.
They changed it because Disney is desperate for money and
representation = money.
So because she’s black
And delusional idiots like Ani Mat/ElectricDragon505 defend the race-swapping decision because we're racists and we need to know are place and shut up.
Just like Modern Disney.
AMEN..
Every character's face shows a soulless call for help
I always thought: "Why would Disney need to change a white princess to black if they already have a "woke" black princess: She's a hard worker, and saved all her money to achieve a goal she wanted, the only reason she was denied was due to discrimination bs. And in the end, everything paid off, (literally) and she got everything she wanted through hard work: No fairy Godmother, not even a prince's money, it was her working two jobs. But NOPE, Disney ignores Tiana because "no money".
She was dealt a hand where she was poor, but rich in family and love. She had a lot of challenges but still remained optimistic even in times in New Orleans when she was genuinely oppressed. She busted her ass, and those pastries looked fire. She was level headed even when she turned into a frog and was the voice of logic, but Naveen taught her to stop and smell the roses. It’s one of the most underrated Disney films of all time, Dr Facilier was badass too friends on the other side was amazing!
@@EmiL_from_NieR Yeah, if I wanted to show my daughter a strong black Disney princess... I'd just show Princess and the Frog.
Just like if a mother wanted to show their Asian daughter a strong Asian princess, show them the ORIGINAL Mulan, don't wait for Disney to take like Pocahontas and make her Asian.
(Which, Disney, don't. You can't change the nationality of someone who actually existed. That's a whole new level of disrespect.)
@@collegemaster5683 I hope you mean the original animated classic Mulan, not the cash-grab remake filmed next to a Chinese political prison.
@@spacedinosaur8733 yes I meant that animated masterpiece!
If I wanted to show kids how chi could make you look like a superhero, just show them Kung Fu Panda.
@@collegemaster5683 You know those Cleoptatra guys.
Yeah they found their disrespect may cost 2 billion dollars and the entirety of egypt unsubscribing from netflix.
Don't be like them.
The thing I hate most about this movie is the finale, because in the original Eric is a sailor and knows how pilot a ship, so by using the current he was able to drive the boat wreck into Ursula killing her.
But now SUDDENLY it is Ariel, a mermaid with no prior experience to piloting a ship with her fish lower body is at the helm, with no proper method of holding her ground to shift her weight. Also it messes up the movie entirely, Ariel in the beginning saves Eric and in the finale Eric saves Ariel, it shows that they can rely on each other but noooooooooo.
Ariel is independent and strong okay. She does not need a prince to help her.
@@bornrich9264 Are you a dummy
In the original Disney, Ariel saved Eric, who saved her in turn.
Ariel don't need Eric
Eric don't need Ariel
But they both need each other
Right? She's a damn fish below the waist. How, exactly, is she even physically capable of steering a ship?
@@bornrich9264 thats not how her story originally was. they changed her personality
She doesn't even steer the ship - she grabs the helm (which is surprisingly steady in such choppy waters) and turns it in one direction before flopping to the deck. The ship literally guides itself into Ursula's gut (who, despite seeing it's approach, does nothing to stop it).
I.e. - Ariel didn't save Eric - it was a combination of dumb luck and slow reflexes that resulted in Ursula's death.
The conclusion that Triton must be a serial killer is hilarious. Making small changes in an already existing story without thinking about the consequences is a beautiful thing.
I would like to say though, Ursula WAS originally written to be Tritons sister and they added this in the Broadway musical (which seriously they should have just adapted instead). The reason Ursula isn't a mermaid from what I recall is her dabbling in dark magic on top of being banished for eating the palace citizens and craving the power of the triton, which was given to her brother on their fathers deathbed while she got his magic shell.
Honestly, this change would probably seem LESS stupid if they just added the song of Ursula singing "I want the good times back".
Yes but they ditched the idea so it is not canon. I think it was a good solution and cannot see why the hell they wanted to keep that now. It doesn’t make any sense to ”add” it to canon now. And it doesn’t really work like that.
@@flav2689 I'm glad they ditched that idea. Ursula doing those horrid things to her own niece and brother, would make her even more creepy and loathsome than she already is.
@@maryclark4882But that would just make the villain look even more evil.
I love how reaper doesnt give a fuck and just takes pirated footage to save us the suffering.
It may not be pirated, it may be the same footage that the journalists gets allowed to use in reviews and so on.
Notice how the older black women characters in these films have facial expressions that make you think they’ve been constipated for months?
@@michaelsegriff3362 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 IBS
@@danirm1171 The cause? White supremacy of course😝
@Michael Segriff I've been constipated for years and I approve that's the exact same expression
Its amazing how these videos are more entertaining than the actual movie
Reaper is brilliant on his own merit. Brilliant. Modern films are largely embarrassments. Period.
Shut up.
@@michaelsegriff3362 he ain’t brilliant at all.
@buenos dias nawh.
its actually sad, to see grown adults upset at a little girl movie.. and to use politics, for the movie to fail y'all really want kids to suffer like that wow..
I'm glad Disney's movies are flopping 🤦♂😂
5:55 - You made a most important point: black princess Tiana isn't a victim. She doesn't give the wokesters enough of a victimhood status to exploit.
And you dont get to destroy an existing white character in the process
Tiana is a queen.
@@dadrising6464 I guess that was the whole point to begin with.
@@emiliereal1520 Oh, yeah! See where the lack of victimhood takes you.🎊👑
@@dadrising6464 Except "Princess and the Frog" is also based on white princess tale. They just took it out of Middle Ages Europe and placed it in 20th century America so the race change would make logistic sense. But, in this Little Mermaid, it doesn't make sense for there to be black royalty in this setting, when they were still enslaved back then. They took Little Mermaid and gave it the "Bridgerton".
Triton having daughters as diverse as a UN convention was hilarious, like dude how many baby mamas did he bang??? Some role model for kids that was.
He had the one wife who bore him seven daughters. The audience is expected to believe they all come from the same two parents (someone told me a few days ago that the daughters took on the ethnicity of the ocean they were born in - because that's how fish/merfolk biology works, apparently).
even tho black people aren't originally from the caribbean or even close
Bro swam around on his wife
He became his father (Poseidon) lol. Banging women left and right. 😂
but it's showing kids ✨ diversity ✨ 🥺
Halles facial expressions are so bad to the point you find more emotion in a dead person.
tbh i don't blame her but the people who casted her , sh's not even a real actress but they yhought they were smart casting her just because she was a singer . thy should hav casted a different actress and used Halle's voice for the soundtrack, problem solved , this would still serve her musical career without humiliating her to the world .
Oooooh BURN…
@@eglantinepapeau1582like thy did with M3GAN. 2 girls playing one character
Ima just say: Halle Bailey cannot act, let alone she can’t even swim.
"durr that's why is cgi! You say that the cgi Is uncanny? Do you want them to drown? 🤪"
Seriusly, Disney simps who wants to defend this movie so bad are embarassing...
Fr
And her garbage simps praise her lol
She can sing that’s it
Awkwafina's success in Hollywood despite all her work being utter shite is truly inspirational to me. If she can do it everyone can do it.
Shes lowkey racist as fuck too
Yep, the most annoying actress ever lol
@BastaBastaBasta fr, I don't know how anyone can genuinely like her
I know right 😭
HAHAHA. You're so right!!!
As a black man in extremely offended that they race swapped Ariel but didn't race swap Eric. That actually gives racist undertones.
True, they fake represent and actually make afro culture seem not good enough and undeserved to bring it to the big screen. Race swapping it's racist by itself, but diminishing men and making women feel even more shame for showing emotions and affection, only makes it even more disturbing.
It is rooted in racism. It's quite obvious at this point they hate white people
Mermaids don’t have race get off ur ass and stop complaining aleast she cash in that Disney check tf.
Lol.
They did that with Cinderella when Brandy played her, why can’t a black princess have a black prince 🤔
Kind of ruins immersion as a marine biologist when we are supposedly in the Caribbean and I see all Pacific fish, guppies in the ocean, moray eels give off electricity, a Arctic Gannet as the seagull, a obligate land crab as the one begging Ariel to live under the sea, and a soulless damslefish representing Flounder, who was grouper sized.
This is the best comment here lol.
How obsessed with black people are these film producers?
Very, to the point that it's actually instigating racist reactions 😮
The characters in their movie aren't obsessed with race, but the creators of such projects see the world through lense of race and genitals
YES. Especially the part about Black European royalty. And so many people can't see how ridiculous it is. While they are rewriting history. It's bizar.
In Netflix with "Queen Charlotte" alot of people think now the real Queen Charlotte was a black woman from Germany, nothing but propaganda is scary how they want to rewrite white people history
It's a fucking fairy tale bitch. Who gives a fuck. Why the fuck would you care about royalty in the real world? What kind of a loser are you to be a whiner?
To me that part should be about as offensive as blackwashing Egypt.
@@Angel_Auraa - Funny part is, Ancient Egyptian royalty (Pharaohs) REALLY were Black Africans‼ ua-cam.com/users/shortsfx9OevMUqic
It was fun seeing that in the Cinderella live action.
Holy shit the animation of the daughters sitting together is actually atrocious😳
Let’s see you make a movie.
@@itsunknown3002 So in your world you cannot criticise anything you're unable to do yourself? Have you never criticised a sportsman for a bad game, a musician for a bad song or anything that you have found disappointing? Just because you are unable to do something in particular it doesn't follow that you are unable to differentiate between those that succeed in an endeavour and those that fail abysmally.
@@RUSH2112RUSH nobody asked for that paragraph, lmfao.
@@itsunknown3002 No one asked for your opinion.
@@oodragonoo6702 nobody asked for yours either but you still putting it out there.
Bro i didnt realise listening to a pissed off aussie for almost 20 mins would be so fkn entertaining 😂💀
My wife, girls and I all agreed to rewatch the original to recover from the live version.
The little mermaid looks like I could run a marathon between her eyes
lol
She is not the little mermaid. She is the thieving little blackmaid.
wow your a disgusting human being for saying such things. first of all halle is beatifull and like kate moss her eyes are just slightly further apart than on averge which gives her this slight high fashion look. IT gives her a unique and in "my eyes" a very beautifull face in general. I assume you are a gay male since you cant se how pretty she is
She would have been better cast as a hammerhead shark.
Imfaoooo
''Like the scene where everyone kept clapping for Stalin...'' My god your review is brutal.
He doesn't pull punches. He makes the Drinker look like a calm and reasonable person. 😂
Right 😭
@@Krystalmyth Drinker is a sellout shill.
Because it's accurate.
😂😂😂
You're so much better at this than the Americans.
I will never understand why Disney has decided to shy away from any sort of romance. It seems counter-intuitive. The age difference between Ariel & the adopted prince seems massive. The guy looks ancient for an unmarried prince, while Ariel looks like a little kid. In the cartoon they made the sisters less attractive than Ariel. In this version they did the opposite. The pink-haired babe is gorgeous.
9:36 - Is that a black servant I see in the back? Ironic.
Your Triton theory scared me shitless, like wow. That's pretty fucked up when you think about this, but at the same time this is the most logical answer to Triton's multi ethnical daughters and their "killed by humans" mothers.
The logical answer would have been to say they're all adopted (like how Eric was adopted by the queen). But for whatever stupid reason, the audience is expected to believe that all the sisters are related by blood.
Tristan is polyamorous
Also very accurate to actual Greek mythology most of the men of Olympus including Neptune/triton(let's face it triton is Neptune) are pretty much manhoes
Edit apparently triton is the son of Poseidon and grand son of Neptune like father like son I guess 😂😂
@@Boomslayer19 he’s not though that’s insulting to Greek mythos. Triton was a minor Greek god. Son of Poseidon but there aren’t many stories about him sleeping around but whatever.
I guess he spent A lot of time with his uncle Zeus if that’s still cannon
Oh my goodness, never mind the story, the CGI is awful. Whoever said that it was not bad once you got used to it, they lied. My head is hurting just from seeing Ariel's hair changing texture completely when it's under water and above water. My brain is hurting.
$250m doesn't buy you as much as it used to...
What's funny is that I found people defending the CGI effects by saying "oh, were they supposed to make the movie underwater where they can't breathe? 🤪". No you imbecils, we expected a much better CGI effects for a Disney movie made in 2023
Considering the fact that you sound so dramatic about somethin like hair texture, Im assuming you have autism?.
One look at Sebastian and flounder made me flinch, they look godawful in live action
It's just Disney "magic" 🪄, you know?
Ariel in 1989:
- A strong willed and independent young princess with a deep interest in the surface world, with a strong personality, able to argue with her father, Triton to defend her passions. A young woman who is always curious and inquisitive mermaid who loves to explore and collect items from the surface world; she saves a human from a burning ship wreck, which only deepens her admiration for the world above the waves.
Her actions during the storm kick start the chain of events that not only brings her together with her one true love, but also winds up resulting in Eric defeating Ursula, meaning that Triton has finally begun to see that some humans can be trusted; after all, one of them just saved his daughter's life. It's this plotline that makes Triton able to let his little girl go, and let her make her own path in life.
Ariel in 2023:
- Flavourless milk carton.
Flavourless chocolate milk carton*
@@bunnened...2913 yes
“I don’t know why they got rid of those characters. Probably because the fans actually like them, and they couldn’t have that” 😂 I laughed out loud
My conspiracy theory: Disney isn’t doing these remakes as a cash grab, they’re using it to claim continued usage of the characters to extend the copyright and prevent them from becoming public domain.
Could be true. But that doesn't explain why they have to race swap everyone
You might be on to something
Nah still think it was a cash grab
How about both?
This is actually a pretty good theory
The fact that Melissa "Ghostbusters 2016" is considered the best part of this garbage, pretty much says it all.
Even the human form of Ursula looks better than Hale Baley
Halle bailey isn’t ugly, not at all, but the movie is trash.
@@anikagh Yeah nah yeah. Everyone is buteful in own way.
@@anikagh I like Halle Bailey not as Ariel. I couldn't think of anyone who would be perfect for Tiana more than her. Sadly Disney did her dirty.
Ursula in the animated movie was designed to resemble "Divine", who was also planned to voice her, but he died before that could happen..
What I'm saying is, Melissa McCarthy is perfect for the role 🤣
How the fuck did they do her dirty? Having her play the lead part is dirty? Fuck off.
its crazy how the cartoon version has more logic into it than the live action.🤡
10:04 i find it funny when king triton says “they got what they deserved” as if it’s not hypocritical! He’s upset because of the shipwreck, but says they deserved it? how does that make any sense! god the writing is so unbelievably bad I can’t stop laughing!
Racist or should I say speciest
Oh my goodness… the “word for women that only like material wealth that a man can provide” clip caught me off guard and had me rolling so hard 😂
The woman playing the bird is amazing, I have never heard somebody sound like a 95 year old chain smoker so well.
she is still a really good actress tho
@@RaynaSams Hell yeah, the 2 packs a day style is really working for her.
@@RaynaSams I suggest she sticks to acting.
@@notreal4565 💀😭
@@midnightsnack1306 honestly that’s true
Every time Awkwafina sings, a mermaid loses her fins!
She is beautiful singer lol
Let’s see you in a movie buddy.
It's actually believable. She polluted the sea after tossing thousands of cigarette butts before singing the rap.
or a mother dies
@@santanusk2853 ya motha.
The fact that they gave a different version of Ariel’s sisters a different name but not Ariel herself is next to sad. And the dark-tanned version of a mermaid is not Ariel, that is Muriel.
why don't just make a new mermaid movie with another mermaid
one more little error: in the shipwreak scene, a bunch of fish swim by ariel. those are guppies, that, while having tolerance to saltwater, can absolutely not survive in it. The writers didnt even bother to research the fish
Honestly, I would be more sympathetic towards the leading female actress but after how she tried to act as if the live action is immensely superior to the animated one and how she only nitpicks the bad parts about the animated version to fit her narrative, then proceed to act as if the world is racist and out to get her while milking the sh t out of the fact that she got casted as Ariel with all those lame and boring photoshoot.
So really, at this point, I can't give a f about all the backlash she is getting and how she's the lead in a movie that's undoubtedly going to flop harder than a fish out of water.
She brought this on herself and I'll be happy if this is going to be the end of her career.
Good riddance.
Except it isn’t the end of her career and she’s thriving can’t say the same for you 💀
@@3li.mp339ok halle bailey simp 💀
@@joshi7434 ok weirdo people like you need employment and asap
@@3li.mp339 and for you too ahole
@@3li.mp339 her career as a leading actress of a movie that isn't going to break even, has horrible rating, practically rejected by the majority of the people outside of woke America, and you say that she's thriving? Okay, must be fun living in la la land simp
You could’ve called it a failed cash crab. The missed opportunity😢
was confuse for a while till I reread the crab part lol. yeah, not too late Reaper, change the title now.
Or see fruit mess.
@@danirm1171 wdym?
Btw It took me 3 tries to catch the "crab" crap in the OP, so any assistance is appreciated
I hardly need to mention that the voice acting and the story of the original was moving, and perfect. This bad remake can’t compete with the ending of the original.
Amen..
Even the white horse was made black 😂😂😂
NO NO NO WHYYYYY
"A fat teenage girl and does a gay little song about his feelings"😂
This review is a piece of art...a joy for the healthy soul.
Nah it’s not.
@@itsunknown3002 it's funny
@@noless so is your mother in bed.
@@itsunknown3002 it’s funny. Most probably funnier than the movie itself.
@@popkp9476 your father is funny in bed.
That Triton as a serial killer would be a cool story though 😂😂😂
This film isn't failing enough. For all the misandry & mean-spiritedness it deserves to fail more.
You haven't seen this weekend's drop. Disney likely bought it's own tickets in the U.S., last weekend
It is actually. I have checked recently.
We are doing our best. Will step it up.😂
Thankfully it's BOMBING globally.
@@missmerbella Now if we could just get the global audience to stop defending race swaps in online comments..
Another concept that was not acknowledged but would explain why Triton's daughters not looking like him. Ariel is considered the youngest and therefore their mother screwing every merman in the ocean and cucking Triton.
Triton’s baby mommas are lounging around in large seashells, collecting sea welfare and becoming obese.
That would be funny lol. Supposedly the reason Disney gives is each daughter represents a different ocean so that’s why they all look different but that literally makes zero sense and I literally can’t with Disney anymore 😭💀
My favorite prince's growing up were Aladdin, Eric, Philip. They had some truly badass moments.
What they did to prince Eric was criminal.
Also that whole bit about Triton had me in tears. 😂
12:38 when an animated character is more expressive than her human counterpart
Excellent video, but, dude! you said nothing about the ugly ugly blue-yellow fish!
It was always going to be this movie that awoke the reaper from his slumber.
I also like how they made Eric adopted, literally just to make his royalty parents black.
In that case what the hell is the point of adopting a white kid? Just to demean him later in life?
But now he's not a "real" prince either. As soon as the queen or next inline relative has a legitimate child he's out on his ass. Maybe he can be kept on as an advisor or bodyguard or something. but they'd probably just kill him as a threat to the legitimate heir.
@@spacedinosaur8733 He needs to get himself a mind control staff.
@@DragonSmoke91 He's the real villain all along, He's just trying to get Triton's Staff
@@spacedinosaur8733 Shiit I didn't think of that That's just hilarious 😂😂😂😂 Eric's never gonna be a king
You don't need to put on your tin foil hat, because the backstory is dumber. All Ariel's sisters are from the same mother. The actor confirmed something like "When they had a daughter, the essence of the ocean transfered to the "fish" ", so that's why they are like this, which is dumb because that's not how biology works lmao
9:02 " my guess is disney including this with a sweet delicious ESG money they love" 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
No wonder that tentacle scene felt so uncanny and so familiar… 💀💀💀💀💀
"Maybe if somebody would push thier eyes which are located on the side of thier head back into correct position then she will see a lot less racism"
Holy shit this one killed me, dude🤣🤣🤣
😭😭
@@Introvo67 who?
@Introvo10 I don't know who "y'all" is but go off I guess
@@Introvo67
Who the hell is that? 🤨
Between the actress/singer and the disrespectful channel owner only 1 is a successful millionaire without making stupid insults that have nothing to do with critiquing the movie. Roger Ebert is rolling over in his grave
15:34 omg DUDE!!!! THIS idea of yours would be a faaaaar better movie. Omg!!!!
I love that people are coming out with all these horror renditions of Disney remakes. I honestly think this would make Bank!!
The cgi was bad because they had to put more money into every scene, because the actress couldn’t swim
No excuses..
@@lixd3054 i wasn’t making excuses, i was pointing out how stupid the casting choice was
False. Halle Bailey is an excellent swimmer. The actor who plays Eric isn't a strong swimmer and nearly drowned on set.
@@hoos3014 ahh, my bad, i heard it the other way around
The Little Chameleon💀
😂
FINALLY! You are the first one to point out the eyes of not-Ariel!
She is the female black Sid from Ice Age.
Her eyes could be used as a golf course
A channel, The ArchCast, also brought it up. One poster called it Bailey's almost aberrant inter-ocular distance.
True lol
I was about to say that. She looks more like a Hammerhead Shark than a mermaid
I mean, we dont wanna be mean to physical features 😂
“Don’t whitewash history!”
While simultaneously making every culture throughout history resemble the architecture of Europe, the sophistication of the upper class and the diversity of downtown Los Angeles circa 2024.
What history it with a fairytale from Europe 😅
I lost it at the chameleon part.
I'm surprised that Ursula isn't a trans actor.
Disney Purchased the rights to a Trinidadian musical, that was a revived on Broadway called “Once On This Island” in 2020. The book was also written by a Trinidadian woman called Rosa Guy. She was inspired by the original story but infused Trinidadian culture and mythology into her own and Original story. We all know why Disney brought the rights to it. The hypocrites. But if you mention that, you’re the one against representation.
My middle school put on a production of that musical, I really enjoyed it. Disney could have made a movie on that but they're too lazy and creatively bankrupt to do so.
I watched my college's production of Once on this Island. It was really good. The setting is I think what is now known as Haiti though.
@@PhoenixAura81 oh… oh no… 😳💩
@@ebonywilliams203exactly. They purchased the rights in 2020 and did nothing with it. They brought it to ensure no other studio makes it to compete with this turd.
@@angelsackson What?
They are literally rebooting Moana , a film which is only 7 years old into live action just so the Rock can play Maui.
I just want a animated Moana sequel and what they are doing Stitch in his reboot...😣
At 11:00, i couldn't believe that a cartoon acted better than a human... Then again, who am I to point that about about a movie made by a company that is hell bent on ruining the classics that they produced in the past.
The best thumbnail on UA-cam this year!!!
😂 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
It’s also jarring that in comparison towards the animated film and the live action scenes with the collection room. Triton in the animated film was fatherly stern, forcing his hand and looking back with regret after his daughter’s sadness in order to protect her. Here in the live action, they just have the father just snap and destroy the shit, that and it didn’t even have the statue? Like bruh. Had to finish with an essay about this piece and had to rewatch that underwater dumpster fire for reference comparisons I did like with the Dalmatian series. This is just a mess of a film.
10:14 I couldn't help but notice that those particular fish in front of Ariel are guppies which aren't even salt water fish.
Edit: I also want to mantion that in the original film, scuttle was a seagull while in this movie, she's a Gannett which is aren't even related to seagulls whatsoever. They didn't just gender swap scuttle, they also changed the type of species he is. They might as well have made an entirely new character.
They might as well have created a new movie tbh
Flotsam and Jetsam is also Electric eels, another FRESHWATER fish species
the woke folks at Disney are dumb.
"Ariel is being rescued by some random black dude" No clue why I found that shit hilarious😂😂😂
He does a gay little song about his feelings 😂 these videos absolutely kill me
😂😂😂
Funny fact: they had to rework the swimming scenes around Halle Bailey because she didnt know how to swim 😂
Omg that’s a boldface lie. In multiple interviews the cast pointed out that Halle is a strong swimmer.
"I can't swim! I can't even float!" - says the girl who literally plays Ariel a.k.a. Halle Bailey 😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂
No they didn’t. Avatar the way of water was literally the first movie to combine cgi with actual image capture underwater. Until avatar with their massive budget made their prototype, all cgi movies have done it like the little mermaid with everything added in post production.
How did they rework her acting scene's? She doesn't know how to act.
This is why you age 10 years after 10 minutes in the sun
In the original story, the Little Mermaid kills herself instead of killing the prince.
In the updated version, the audience kills themselves instead of killing Disney.
😂😂😂😂
5:00 that’s what they are doing to Annabeth Chase in the Percy Jackson Movies and it’s so frustrating to have EXTREMELY Iconic characters drastically change their look, These are characters that for years you’ve imagined a certain way and immortalized in your hearts and they took that and stepped on it just to push an agenda like come on if you like the actor make her play black characters that are already written in the script not change an integral piece of the books just because of an agenda!
Hell they changed The MC Iconic Black hair and green eyes of which many fan favorites jokes and nicknames come out of to blonde hair and some other color eyes because they didn’t want to dye his hair and wear eye contacts…
Triton the serial killer 😂
Yeh, The Little Mermaid animation is brilliant. It's actually one of my faves. Disneys early stuff are brilliant. When they released the first live action remake is when I stated to notice Disney's standards for animation was lowering. I think this is because they started to hire based on whats between peoples legs and what shade of skin they have.
These remakes are a sign of a creatively bankrupt company. I remember when the live action Beauty and the Beast came out, and I thought it was a stupid idea. (I later watched it on Netflix, and it was pretty bad.) Then they announced the next project, and I realized this was going to be a pattern. It was then I swore I wouldn't give them my money and reward them for abject laziness.
There's a reason animation exists - the creators get to show stuff that won't work in live action such as expressiveness in animals. Some animation is just not going to translate well to live action.
I remember when Disney used to produce wonderful new movies. Seems like a lifetime ago.
Go get a tan & audition.
Only good live action remake IMO was Jungle book. No wokeness in that either.
You say this yet y'all are mad that they didn't cast a white woman for Ariel 💀 people are literally mad that they didn't deny Bailey the role based on her skin color
@@hunnybunny9185You are absolutely delusional if it's just her skin color that's the problem. But you do you.
These reviews are much more entertaining than the actual movies, and that's saying something.
Who are you lying to?
@@itsunknown3002 Disney shill spotted.
@@13Badseed ya motha.
@@itsunknown3002 : "MLEM MLEM, corporate boots are delicious"
@@13Badseed ya fatha.
The thing about awkwafina is that she proved she could be a good (and more importantly serious) actress in The Farewell. After watching The Farewell I think she just has a really bad agent when it comes to films she's put in, or she's just trying to get rich quick with her act, because she's proved that she can be a good actress.
I also thought her performance in "Jumanji The Next Level" was a decent comedic performance. She didn't feel as annoying and over-the-top in that, and did a pretty good Danny DeVito impression.
The biggest elephant is Tritons philandering ways 😂
You are doing a great service to society; keep it up Reaper!
it's cinema, it's not that deep
Exactly! 👍🏻
No he ain’t.
@@nnxxfyz I think any human endeavor that costs a quarter of a billion dollars is worth reporting on if stupid.
@@pinky8167 they're an entertainment company. that money wouldn't have gone towards stopping world hunger, it would've funded another movie that i'm sure at least one group of people would've thought was stupid
I’m glad someone mentioned that Halle looks like friggin Sid the sloth from ice age! 😂😂😂
She's really pretty tho 🥲
She looks like Lola from Shark tales too.
Yeah I see Shark Tale characters in Hailey Bailey. She reminds me of Oscar and Lola.
wow your a disgusting human being for saying such things. first of all halle is beatifull and like kate moss her eyes are just slightly further apart than on averge which gives her this slight high fashion look. IT gives her a unique and in "my eyes" a very beautifull face in general. I assume you are a gay male since you cant se how pretty she is
@@RaynaSams its so disgusting to ear people say those things. The envy is unreal that they cant even admit how beatifull and unique of a face she has. Litterally im just wondering what these people look like themselves
Everytime I see that Family Guy "Why" clip I know it's a classic Reaper video
The movie takes place in Denmark so that's why I thought I was gonna see the white , red head Ariel 😢
yep me too but now we see wannabe ariel
2:40 God DAMN, this man has NO chill
1:01 As someone who has composed music since the age of eight, I always appreciated the depiction of Sebastian the crab as a composer. I actually felt ... positively represented (as most film depictions of fictional composers are negative), even if the character was a crustacean. But I guess nowadays only representation based on "melanin"/race, gender identity, and sexual orientation count ...
This
I love how Asian countries absolutely shat on this movie and were seen as being racist but as someone that is black I don't even blame them.
If somebody would push her eyes, which are located on the side of her head, back into the correct position she would see a lot less racism. Best line of the whole review IMO. Thanks for a another good laugh Reaper😂
She really reminds me of Sid The Sloth from Ice Age, with that really wide face and eyes at both extreme sides.
Her wide eyes are so distracting, honestly. It is so based that he pointed it out so loudly!
Awkwafina's head hovering in the darkness gave me strong demon-from-the-exorcist vibes. Scary as hell.
Fr
😂🤣
Her mother was a hammerhead shark.
Awkwafina was also the worst character in her own show.
She's the worst character in her own life.
You know there were English explorers that went to the Caribbean! If they just replaced the architecture with temporary tents, this movie would make sense!
5:42
THANK YOU!! I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS 😭😭