Top 10 Utility/Useful Stands!

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  • @Gedof
    @Gedof 6 років тому +2365

    I think Enigma could be at least a honorable mention, if you are methodical about it you can make little papers that contain anything of any size, organize it in folders or something, put that inside other papers with categories and then put that into a single little paper you can carry in your pocket.
    You can literaly carry a helicopter in your pocket along with pretty much anything you encounter. Terunosuke was dumb for not just ignoring everyone and living with his amazing stand without attacking anyone and eventually getting turned into a book.

    • @Gedof
      @Gedof 6 років тому +153

      I forgot that things remain in the state they were the time they were transformed, so you don't have to worry about spoiling food. Can people live forever if they are paper? He can even turn himself into paper whenever he wants to take 100 years nap or something.

    • @Tormaline
      @Tormaline 6 років тому +65

      I think since paper kinda deteriorates over time it would make whatever is stored deteriorate too, but this was never brought up so for all we know Enigma can make said paper holding something from being unable to deteriorate.

    • @oceanman5668
      @oceanman5668 6 років тому +12

      Guilherme Fernandez Doesn't his power only work if the victim is scared? So I don't think you can scare a helicopter.

    • @hurrdurrmurrgurr
      @hurrdurrmurrgurr 6 років тому +85

      It works on any inanimate object, it's only people who need to be scared before they get papered.

    • @oceanman5668
      @oceanman5668 6 років тому +4

      hurrdurrmurrgurr Oh

  • @oscararias6448
    @oscararias6448 6 років тому +2696

    Imagine Kira going around Morioh destroying everyone's garbage.

    • @keklypuzz1513
      @keklypuzz1513 6 років тому +328

      I want an alternate timeline where kira just made the community better

    • @anandaari1108
      @anandaari1108 6 років тому +157

      Chupacabra Gaming J o j o l i o n

    • @keklypuzz1513
      @keklypuzz1513 6 років тому +33

      A random Tenno SHIEEEEEET

    • @HellishSpoon
      @HellishSpoon 6 років тому +33

      Kira the cleaner

    • @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
      @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec 6 років тому +79

      Kira: I just want to live a simple and quiet life. So I take up work of a janitor who destroy garbage. So far, those kid did not know a thing

  • @andrelee7081
    @andrelee7081 6 років тому +208

    Honestly, Hermit Purple is amazing, especially in the modern world. It can tell you the location and look of anything you want in real time. It can also control electronics, and even check them for bugs, etc. You could literally be the world's foremost cyber security/hacking master who could also Spider-man himself away from any dangerous situations.

    • @SuprMikey64
      @SuprMikey64 6 років тому +40

      Joseph is also a hamon wall-crawler if you disregard his lack of hamon practice by part 3 so Joseph is totally fuckin set when it comes to movement

    • @Anno_AD
      @Anno_AD 5 років тому +8

      @@SuprMikey64 Joseph could have been a more powerful version of Spiderman

    • @SuprMikey64
      @SuprMikey64 5 років тому +14

      I don't know about that one... more powerful than Spider-Man? Spider-Man is really fucking strong. Not as weirdly durable as a Joestar sometimes seems to be, but he's strong even for a superhero. Webs reach farther and have more functions than Hermit Purple's grappling, and spider-sense is almost a good parallel to how Joseph uses HP to do the "your next line is..." trick but actually has a function in combat. Spider-Man is also straight up faster than any normal human can be unless you have a stand that fights fast enough like Star Platinum.
      That said Joseph could probably pull something out of his ass and beat Spider-Man in a fight. No doubt.

    • @Anno_AD
      @Anno_AD 5 років тому +7

      @@SuprMikey64 But I feel like hamon makes him more versatile than Spiderman. He can make a bulletproof shield out of hair, he can turn bottle caps into high power projectiles, and even though Joseph never learns how to do this it can even heal people

    • @SuprMikey64
      @SuprMikey64 5 років тому +7

      Strip away Spider-Man's gadgets and that would totally make sense. But normally Spider-Man doesn't need to worry about shielding bullets unless he's basically throwing himself into the line of fire for someone else's sake. He has spider sense and gets out of the way almost all the time. Again webs provide Spider-Man all the versatility he needs with movement, long range object manipulation, and high power (but non-lethal) projectiles. Healing and other benefits of hamon can't be replicated, but Spider-Man does heal really fast and webbing can be used as a sterile bandage or sling in an injury situation.

  • @rushink
    @rushink 5 років тому +381

    Imagine having Heaven's Door, using it on a poor person and writing "stopped being poor"

  • @eewolfs2165
    @eewolfs2165 6 років тому +3043

    Giorno, josuke, and tonio could make the worlds best hospital

  • @AdamChadmon
    @AdamChadmon 6 років тому +617

    Enigma. Think about it. The ability to turn anything into paper! You can always have a hot meal with you. Or you can sneak things through metal detectors. Or you wouldn't have to carry basically any weight. It would be impossible for anyone to steal from you. You could hide in really small spaces. You can bring literal heat with you if you're cold/vice versa. You can bring LITERALLY everything you own wherever you go. It is like a backpack from a bethesda rpg. Kinda op irl if you think about it.

    • @valhalla1416
      @valhalla1416 6 років тому +112

      I mean you could go to vacation with your fucking house.

    • @oceanman5668
      @oceanman5668 6 років тому +7

      friendo I think it requires fear to work

    • @valhalla1416
      @valhalla1416 6 років тому +56

      I highly doubt a car feels fear.
      I think the fear thing only goes for living things.

    • @leoterss
      @leoterss 6 років тому +73

      Yes he said it in the anime:
      -He can have any lifeless object in paper, but for living objects he needs to scare them first and know his fear tendency.

    • @atrane365
      @atrane365 6 років тому +8

      Memeframe or Enigma could be like Heaven's Door. Rohan used the comic at first, but showed he can easily use HD on anyone. The comic/fear is just a way to make it work a little easier.

  • @eggmorp5326
    @eggmorp5326 5 років тому +168

    Me: Mom i swear i didn't do it, I swear!
    Mom: *MOODY BLUES!*

  • @shundanone
    @shundanone 4 роки тому +125

    This video should be called like:
    "Best stands to commit crimes or cheating on capitalism"

    • @user-pj7ur2pk4t
      @user-pj7ur2pk4t 3 роки тому +20

      Sticky fingers. You can create zippers to steal or infiltrate safes, and you can hide bodies in urinals

    • @agustin8347
      @agustin8347 3 роки тому +6

      @Mega hey ya(just for depresion),cheap trick,holly stand,echoes act 1 and black sabath:yeah...
      I want hermit purple or mentally illness gem ,hermit is very good in my opinion and lets say he was abble to "inspect" electric items like the game console in the "OH THATS A BASEBALL" episode

  • @TheStoneAxe23Animation
    @TheStoneAxe23Animation 6 років тому +1250

    If the sexual attraction to dolphins didn't cause Jotaro to become a Marine Biologist he could have been a good artist or manga writer.

    • @boergerplays8353
      @boergerplays8353 6 років тому +28

      TURTLE HIMSELF and we wouldn't have to deal with PUCCI

    • @narius_jaden215
      @narius_jaden215 6 років тому +3

      I mean he would have just committed all his douche-baggery on his own at that point (Pucci).

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 6 років тому +8

      Imagine Rohan with... Scratch that, he's got the abilities built in

    • @HateshWarkio
      @HateshWarkio 6 років тому +28

      Well, Jotaro really couldn't be a mangaka artist.
      Imagine him trying to think of a story after what he has been through. The shit he witnessed and survived would influence him to write a story similar to his adventures and thus he would make everyone aware of Stand Users.
      Wait a minute...
      Araki is Part 3 Jotaro! He's using his Stand to tell his stories and stories of his family!

    • @thatoneotheridiot3361
      @thatoneotheridiot3361 5 років тому +2

      Rohan with Star Platinum

  • @melvinfuchs1130
    @melvinfuchs1130 6 років тому +430

    I can already imagine Tonio screaming :" *WHERE´S THE LAMBSAUCE!?* "

    • @punnygeo7386
      @punnygeo7386 6 років тому +14

      Melvin Fuchs tonio vs. Gordon ramsey who is the better cook

    • @BlueBlazeKing
      @BlueBlazeKing 6 років тому +3

      Thinking about it tonio only weakness is that the more serious the problem the ingredients have to be higher quality so basically like alchemy

    • @mutantfaith
      @mutantfaith 6 років тому

      IM DONE XDDDD

    • @aname4141
      @aname4141 4 роки тому

      Blue Blaze King To be fair, Gordon does the same thing.

  • @wdcain1
    @wdcain1 5 років тому +52

    The Hand would have amazing benefits worldwide just on being able to permanently dispose of toxic products and hazardous material.

    • @joda7697
      @joda7697 3 роки тому +21

      "What do you mean the nuclear waste is gone?"
      "I dunno, somehow some teenager walked into the facility before we could stop him,
      shouted: 'Za Hando!' and it was just gone, I don't know what to tell you!"

  • @Memelord18
    @Memelord18 4 роки тому +23

    Something I find interesting about heaven’s door is that it can make someone learn something as quickly as you can write it down, which reminded me of the scene in the matrix where they get neo to learn fighting techniques in a few seconds

  • @KalebIA
    @KalebIA  6 років тому +705

    If I get one more Hey Ya stand comment... I promise you guys that these hands are rated E for everyone.

    • @VacadoRay
      @VacadoRay 6 років тому +24

      Yare yare daze hey ya.

    • @angeldlc4093
      @angeldlc4093 6 років тому +21

      Kaleb I.A. You forgot to add Hey Ya to this list and the strongest stands

    • @boergerplays8353
      @boergerplays8353 6 років тому +10

      Kaleb I.A. wait does that mean... masterbation

    • @awol.unwinds945
      @awol.unwinds945 6 років тому

      Hey ya stand comment

    • @Gray-sanity
      @Gray-sanity 6 років тому +4

      Hey Ya TFW you've got those hands but okuyasu only needs one

  • @brambobabbons9917
    @brambobabbons9917 6 років тому +385

    You could use hermit purple as fast transportation
    like he does at the end of part 3 where he slings around like spider-man

    • @thebadger622
      @thebadger622 5 років тому +12

      Also make a map of a town or village

    • @marche800
      @marche800 5 років тому +22

      @@thebadger622 Or jury rig cars or really just take control over any electronic device. You can also use it to read minds apparently although we never see Joseph do this.

    • @troit1550
      @troit1550 5 років тому +5

      Marche we do see joseph do this its called "your next line is X isnt it"

    • @marche800
      @marche800 5 років тому

      @@troit1550 Yeah but he did that before he had Hermit Purple.

    • @ismaashawsome4685
      @ismaashawsome4685 4 роки тому +5

      @@marche800
      Technically no. He had hermit purple back then, just not activated.

  • @amirgarcia547
    @amirgarcia547 5 років тому +55

    “Drugs-don’t do them.”
    Okay Giorno/Bucciarati.

  • @v.g8461
    @v.g8461 6 років тому +21

    Crazy diamond+Killer queen and Gold experience would be a dream team for the ecosystem

  • @Langas_LVDC
    @Langas_LVDC 6 років тому +1357

    Jotaro can technically draw better than Rohan, just sayin'

    • @snowygraff3657
      @snowygraff3657 6 років тому +11

      lol

    • @clickpause8732
      @clickpause8732 6 років тому +55

      Not faster tho.

    • @tiagodarkpeasant
      @tiagodarkpeasant 6 років тому +227

      he can show you a blank page, stop time and show you the same page with a perfect drawing of anything,so to the external observer he can make draws simply appear

    • @remito7839
      @remito7839 6 років тому +21

      So you trying to tell me he could draw within the few seconds that he can stop time? I don't think that even with SP's speed he could do that.

    • @jeppeastrup5915
      @jeppeastrup5915 6 років тому +102

      My boi, SP created a fire in stopped time during the Sheer Heart Attack fight. I'm pretty sure the supposedly strongest stand could draw a good drawing in those few seconds.

  • @unluckycatfish6866
    @unluckycatfish6866 6 років тому +590

    lets not forget: Any animal Giorno creates will trasfer its damage to whoever hurt it!

    • @Gray-sanity
      @Gray-sanity 6 років тому +88

      so if Johnny Joestar used tusk act 4 on one of the animals...

    • @mememarten3580
      @mememarten3580 6 років тому +74

      UnLucky Catfish Should've told Araki not to forget that.

    • @boergerplays8353
      @boergerplays8353 6 років тому +1

      Meme Marten True

    • @yourdude4197
      @yourdude4197 6 років тому +93

      Meaning, if I ate a fish that Giorno made, I'd basically eat myself to death lol

    • @unluckycatfish6866
      @unluckycatfish6866 6 років тому +8

      Exactly!

  • @narararamammily5386
    @narararamammily5386 5 років тому +22

    7:43 Bro, Giorno is highly against drug. He wants to become a gangstar so that he can end the drug trade in Italy especially when those drugs are given to young kids.
    Great video though 👍

  • @secret_szpion1626
    @secret_szpion1626 5 років тому +141

    I would use Heaven's Door to help my friend with depression.
    Lotta if you are reading this. I care about you!

    • @consolecrash1646
      @consolecrash1646 3 роки тому +15

      Your comment made me shed a tear, be there for your friend 👌

    • @BlessedDominic
      @BlessedDominic 3 роки тому +5

      great comment, wholesome comment ❤️

  • @xzavierslater3512
    @xzavierslater3512 6 років тому +305

    Yo Cinderella should have been high up or honorable mention, reconstructive surgeries. MY GUY YOU'RE MAKING BANK!

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 5 років тому +19

      Cut the extra fat off, making you nice and skinny, and that'd rule!

    • @GAn1ms
      @GAn1ms 3 роки тому +3

      And it changes fate

  • @Hlast1
    @Hlast1 6 років тому +814

    Tusk is the most useful Stand. You can brush your teeth and cut spaghetti

    • @RefinedSkye
      @RefinedSkye 6 років тому +126

      But then Josuke will just come to your universe and fix that Spaghetti

    • @crazydiamondrequiem4236
      @crazydiamondrequiem4236 6 років тому +37

      Ukulele Pichu 64 Somebody puncha my spaghet!

    • @me3ple40
      @me3ple40 5 років тому +6

      bruh what would happen if josuke punched the universe bruhhh

    • @weloniko
      @weloniko 4 роки тому

      but u can fix spaghetti with crazy diamond

    • @kazekori9593
      @kazekori9593 4 роки тому

      Infinite rotation means infinite energy

  • @nidhalsormali3051
    @nidhalsormali3051 4 роки тому +13

    Enigma: Turns their house into paper
    Also enigma: Buys property and plops his house down
    *Thonk*

  • @dakotasir9849
    @dakotasir9849 5 років тому +22

    Literally any stand you can think of is pretty useful. An invisible force you command to work in your favor, that no one else can see or trace back to you in a meaningful way. I'm sure most stands could be used to net you some large benefits. Granted some like crazy diamond and what not are more helpful than others but still

  • @oskomodo6199
    @oskomodo6199 6 років тому +1117

    But isn't Yellow Temperance just a better Khnum though?

    • @ulkimion
      @ulkimion 6 років тому +86

      that's what i was thinking xD

    • @pleasecallmedoku7215
      @pleasecallmedoku7215 6 років тому +131

      yes and a unstopble killing machine too

    • @jar4709
      @jar4709 6 років тому +69

      Some Kind of Rodent no Knuhm only changes your face

    • @kingnothing8482
      @kingnothing8482 6 років тому +69

      ulkimion khnum could also change your smell so Iggy couldn't tell the difference

    • @Enes_L
      @Enes_L 6 років тому +64

      jar4142
      Knum allows you to be the exact clone of anyone.
      It changes your appearance, smell, voice, etc.

  • @simonerusso2802
    @simonerusso2802 6 років тому +714

    Magician red is the best for smokers

    • @sailorshark3334
      @sailorshark3334 6 років тому +71

      Or someone who needs arms.

    • @liriumcarrousel4284
      @liriumcarrousel4284 6 років тому +6

      Never again would I ask for a Lighter

    • @qualitycrimson8251
      @qualitycrimson8251 6 років тому +45

      Remember when Star Platinum has lighted up a cigarette for Jotaro in the D'Abry arc?

    • @simonerusso2802
      @simonerusso2802 6 років тому +1

      Quality Crimson actually no .-.

    • @raffaelecantisani1662
      @raffaelecantisani1662 6 років тому +7

      punny sans He actually used star finger against Blue Moon and Strength, in two different episodes

  • @CrystallizedBlackSkull
    @CrystallizedBlackSkull 6 років тому +16

    HEVEANSU DOWA
    *Writes down*
    "I'll get a perfect grade this semester from your subject"
    God thats soo good

  • @GoA-112
    @GoA-112 5 років тому +9

    2:58 "Damn I'm not having such a good day star platinum".
    Star platinum:Ora?

  • @mrduwangerson722
    @mrduwangerson722 6 років тому +229

    wait... what if killer queen made a bullet a bomb then you blow the bullet up when it's in your target? (since stuff contacting the bomb will also blow up)

    • @jeremyabbott4537
      @jeremyabbott4537 6 років тому +42

      Most over powered assassin.

    • @genericstickman5967
      @genericstickman5967 6 років тому +37

      Can killer Queen turn Kira into a bomb if he's feeling suicidal?

    • @mrduwangerson722
      @mrduwangerson722 6 років тому +10

      seeing as he tends to stay away from the bubble bombs if they are gonna explode i believe soo

    • @Tuub1as
      @Tuub1as 6 років тому +42

      If he fused with the rat stand instead of Stray Cat they would've been unstoppable.

    • @Sootsootsoot
      @Sootsootsoot 6 років тому +12

      Could Kira blow up the earth if he wanted to?

  • @MonoMeca255
    @MonoMeca255 6 років тому +245

    I am so happy that I appeared in a video from one of my favorite youtuber, keep up the good work

  • @foxmcgill8187
    @foxmcgill8187 6 років тому +8

    "You could figure out who stole all your food from the fridge."
    "I mean, it's unstoppable at that point."

  • @PKmaster12
    @PKmaster12 5 років тому +22

    I feel like soft and wet should be here or at least an honorable mention, it’s plunder ability is absolutely broken, it seems that josuke can steal anything with it and think of the possibilities of that, he could cure any illness or maybe even steal memories

    • @itsme.PrinceVegeta
      @itsme.PrinceVegeta 3 роки тому +3

      literally has no boundaries it’s my favorite stand fr

    • @adelandjj1721
      @adelandjj1721 2 роки тому +1

      Imagine stealing someone's virginity with Soft & Wet

  • @spiderclown5572
    @spiderclown5572 6 років тому +246

    Polnareff is the best stand.

    • @fraiseld2183
      @fraiseld2183 6 років тому +27

      More like a Sit

    • @spiderclown5572
      @spiderclown5572 6 років тому +21

      He lterally became a silver chariot.

    • @dragonf5325
      @dragonf5325 6 років тому +6

      You mean Speedweed

    • @spiderclown5572
      @spiderclown5572 6 років тому +6

      That's not canon, if you wanna count noncanon stands then Speedwagon Over Heaven takes it.

    • @pancake3027
      @pancake3027 6 років тому +1

      Polnareff is not a stand, it's a stand arrow tipe.

  • @krimson8089
    @krimson8089 6 років тому +60

    Here is an each stand which would Benefit you or society
    Note that there needs to be benefits, no downsides
    Magicians Red - During cold times
    Yellow Temperance - Same thing as Khnum, except better
    Strength - Being able to transport people for free or for money, maybe cheaper than average price for travel
    Death 13 - Be a Doctor that heals any wound, drugging your patient and in a dream world, fix all the problems
    Sethan - Avoid Aging
    Weather Report - Being able to control weather, so you can make a stormy day into a summertime in an instant
    Made in Heaven - Just skip to tomorrow in a blink of an eye
    Bohemian Rhapsody - Getting your waifu's irl
    Hey Ya! - Imagine being abused and being shunned down, until you get Hey Ya! to motivate you and keep your life positive, which leads to change in life, you are more respected and you achieve your goals, thanks to your stand Hey Ya!
    Mandom - Avoiding being killed and letting other people live
    20th Century Boy - Complete invincibility
    Paisley Park - Your local GPS... except better and thiccer
    Tell me if i missed someone

    • @ulkimion
      @ulkimion 6 років тому +4

      High Priestess - do you need ANY tool? it is too complex? don't worry, you have it.
      RHCP - steal/transport things with ease and espionage.

    • @krimson8089
      @krimson8089 6 років тому

      I disagree with Red Hot Chili Pepper, because it would fry everything it transports

    • @ulkimion
      @ulkimion 6 років тому +1

      (sorry4theengrish)
      i was thinking about that, but do you remember how many
      things it has stolen? like, everything that makes akira's guitar

    • @dandy3403
      @dandy3403 6 років тому +8

      "Bohemian Rhapaody - Getting your waifus irl"
      this, this is a must

    • @bbcradio7180
      @bbcradio7180 6 років тому

      Krim Son for bohemian rhapsody you could literally make everyone’s lives easier, or impossible if you want to be a dick

  • @deviousdirtbag6814
    @deviousdirtbag6814 2 роки тому +75

    I disagree with number 9, Khnun.
    When using Khnun your body stays the same. If the person youre trying to impersonate has a very different physique or chlothing, it wouldnt work.
    Yellow Temperace does what Khnun does, but better. It changes everything. Its like Khnun's cooler older brother.
    Id swap Khnun for Yellow Temperace, thats what im saying

    • @danklemonsoda
      @danklemonsoda Рік тому

      Since it changes your voice of om no mistaken it would be bussin for voice acting

    • @JaycieSLove
      @JaycieSLove Рік тому

      Oingo stated he could change his height, weight, and even smell
      I’m pretty confident that implies he can change his entire body
      But I do still agree that Yellow Temperance is objectively better

  • @jackpfefferkorn3734
    @jackpfefferkorn3734 3 роки тому +7

    The Hand should really be in Killer Queens spot. Imagine erasing the contents of a landfill or nuclear waste.

  • @caliph304
    @caliph304 6 років тому +321

    ZA AMBULANCU is still the best boi

  • @someone-cu2ch
    @someone-cu2ch 6 років тому +144

    Why Is weather Report Not On This List? It Could End Global Warming and other weather issues.

    • @randomguy3849
      @randomguy3849 6 років тому +41

      someone Or escalate global warming cause why the fuck not

    • @clickpause8732
      @clickpause8732 6 років тому +13

      We need to build a storm.

    • @hazeauburn
      @hazeauburn 6 років тому +27

      You could make it rain down in Africa

    • @archandset
      @archandset 4 роки тому

      Yes indeed he could I was thinking that too

    • @Zockanumber1
      @Zockanumber1 3 роки тому +1

      I'm reading the part 6 manga RN and it states in there that weather report only changes the weather in a small area sorrounding the user

  • @goldenhydreigon4727
    @goldenhydreigon4727 3 роки тому +7

    Kaleb: You can get rid of garbage using Killer Queen.
    Garbodor: *sweats nervously*

  • @jadenandres8238
    @jadenandres8238 4 роки тому +8

    Harvest can find the unfindable: LOST NERF BULLETS

    • @BIGO9801
      @BIGO9801 4 роки тому

      The ultimate lifeform

    • @angryliz
      @angryliz 4 роки тому

      Harvest requiem

  • @demoniktusk758
    @demoniktusk758 6 років тому +96

    Yo would be able to steel a lot of stuff with Crazy Diamond, just by taking a tiny small piece of it (which is even easier if you have a stand with any sort of range, even 1m is well enough) and then just restore that piece later at night (from somewhere far away) while holding it down, it will bring the rest of the item to you

    • @greedow
      @greedow 6 років тому +42

      and hopefully no one will notice the thing bursting trough a few walls to get there.

    • @Tormaline
      @Tormaline 6 років тому +14

      I don't think it works like that Qualquer, if that was the case then Kira's hand would have went through walls. It kinda floats its way around stuff to get to the other part.

    • @qualitycrimson8251
      @qualitycrimson8251 6 років тому +43

      Or just restore some old shit and sell it. Just think about it like you take a demolished car, fix it back to new, repeat and get rich.

    • @chinkywinky7266
      @chinkywinky7266 6 років тому +1

      DemoNik

    • @demoniktusk758
      @demoniktusk758 6 років тому +1

      what

  • @matehiqu9905
    @matehiqu9905 6 років тому +384

    Forget to say that star Platinum can stop time

    • @adarkertriad
      @adarkertriad 6 років тому +6

      For a shorter amount of time though

    • @ThePsychoCake
      @ThePsychoCake 6 років тому +69

      Matheus Henrique Silva Rosa what are you gonna do in 2-5 seconds of frozen time? I huess have a pretty successful magic show but like practically

    • @kakyoin9688
      @kakyoin9688 6 років тому +28

      Guy it's useful for somethings like crashs

    • @HandyPixel
      @HandyPixel 6 років тому +76

      If I had star platinum to stop time for 2-5 seconds, I would just fuck with people honestly lol. For example steal something, or hit someone you don't like without them knowing.

    • @Tormaline
      @Tormaline 6 років тому +55

      Move something in stopped time and just all around fuck with people, the same goes with King Crimson, just using its ability fucks with people, plus it comes with Epitaph which can see 10 seconds into the future so that's another bonus..

  • @firstname8044
    @firstname8044 4 роки тому +11

    Za hando is a Useful Stand when having handshakes with an enemy stand user.

  • @sososnagahae8169
    @sososnagahae8169 4 роки тому +9

    How can you not talk about D4C? You can literally bring whoever or whatever you want from parallel dimensions and even heal yourself after a fatal wound as well as even escape from a tough situation. Let's also not forget that it has star platinum stats which means that it's also really strong

  • @damiengamez1909
    @damiengamez1909 6 років тому +67

    I expected Made in heaven to be on here with having infinite speed. You can be faster than list itself. While light from stars takes years to get here, your infinite speed can get you from start to star in seconds

    • @KalebIA
      @KalebIA  6 років тому +52

      While it does that, it fucks up everything else though
      So nothing would get done

    • @sasasa1541
      @sasasa1541 4 роки тому +7

      You would die in space, Pucci wasn’t immune to dangerous environments (like when Emporio killed him with a highly oxygenated room), and space is much more dangerous than the ocean or oxygen

    • @DrCooch
      @DrCooch 3 роки тому +1

      @@sasasa1541 Hell at light speed or actually beyond shouldn't he just die from dust particles and shit ? Unless I'm misunderstanding how speed and force works, it seems like he should be extremely vulnerable at those speeds.

    • @Narvalo_Lastar
      @Narvalo_Lastar 2 роки тому +2

      Literally how did someone think it would be a good idea to use made in heaven in the real world

  • @mabprpl
    @mabprpl 6 років тому +37

    Personally Sticky Fingers would be best for me because I could hide in people or things or go through them. So I could dodge anything (since I get in a lot of fights) or hide weapons inside my body. I could temporarely stick my wounds together or make a quick getaway.

    • @mabprpl
      @mabprpl 6 років тому +3

      TURTLE HIMSELF If any other Stand could then yeah

    • @mabprpl
      @mabprpl 6 років тому

      TURTLE HIMSELF Defenetly
      Btw my name is Marcus... but you don't need to remeber

    • @mabprpl
      @mabprpl 6 років тому

      TURTLE HIMSELF Gay porn is best porn

    • @DrCooch
      @DrCooch 3 роки тому

      But with Crazy Diamond you don't need to hide, and you still could hide if you plan things correctly.

  • @dooppooter
    @dooppooter 6 років тому +11

    D4C should have been an honourable mention traveling to other universes,teleportation and copies of yourself i think thats gureito daze.

  • @dandielwolf8823
    @dandielwolf8823 4 роки тому +24

    star platinum abilities: can make you a surgeon
    Jotaro: Dolphins seem nice

  • @randomguy3849
    @randomguy3849 6 років тому +39

    D4C love train would be useful with it transferring all bad luck you recieve to someone else. I guess the different reality clones could work too

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX 5 років тому +3

      nah i would like d4c because of the multiverse mechanic
      i can just swap myself with another me that is perfect in every way.
      and become immortal by constantly swaping

    • @agustin8347
      @agustin8347 3 роки тому +2

      do you think your own clones from another dimension are going to help you with your tasks? they have to do it too my clones are going to just say:
      "no i want to go to my dimension do my stuff and play videogames do your own stuff"

  • @chicoti3
    @chicoti3 6 років тому +247

    Wait, Giorno selling drugs? hahahahah

    • @genericstickman5967
      @genericstickman5967 6 років тому +124

      "Hey kid want some drugs?" "It's a Golden Experience"

    • @Maliquantay
      @Maliquantay 6 років тому +105

      Wait didn't giorno want to do literally the opposite of selling drugs

    • @terrific4715
      @terrific4715 5 років тому +12

      Giorno wanted to do the opposite. That's why he infiltrated Passione and overthrew the boss to stop drugs and other inappropriate things being to children.

    • @boogiewoogie343
      @boogiewoogie343 5 років тому +3

      @@genericstickman5967 "It's not just a Golden Experience, it's *R E Q I U E M* "

    • @zakfarley7642
      @zakfarley7642 5 років тому +6

      Giorno does sell drugs, just not to kids

  • @killerkoffee4619
    @killerkoffee4619 5 років тому +7

    Ok honestly surprised no one is talking about Kiss imagine having two of everything. Two guns. Two bullets. Shoot someone then take off the sticker from the Kiss double boom double shot. Put a sticker on a ferrari and steal the double. Make two of a cup and then remove the sticker to splash hot coffee on someone. Also Star Platinum level stats so you can beat people up and stuff.
    Scary Monsters is also somewhat useful if you wanna be a genius paleontologist or something.
    A problem I see with Heaven's Door is isolating the person you want to target especially if it is like a teacher or your boss so you only probably meet them in a crowded place. But maybe you can use it on a person you can isolate, get them to isolate the other person and then target them.

  • @jolly_gman
    @jolly_gman 4 роки тому +3

    3:33 “The only way to get rid of it is by hand”
    Guess we’re already aware of what’s better for this purpose than Killer Queen huh

  • @lssjgaming1599
    @lssjgaming1599 6 років тому +37

    If L had Moody Blues in Death Note the manga would end in like 5 chapters. If I had to choose a stand from the video I would want Crazy Diamond so I can fix stuff around the house and help during hurricanes

  • @datamancy138
    @datamancy138 6 років тому +213

    ok but what about the most useful and practical stand: the sun

  • @sirtitan3338
    @sirtitan3338 4 роки тому +4

    "You could find out who stole your food from the fridge"
    Best description of moody blues

  • @quocanhtranhung2181
    @quocanhtranhung2181 5 років тому +5

    I still like having Star Platinum just because he's cool to look at ;)

  • @caderylands742
    @caderylands742 6 років тому +252

    what about the best stand, Hey Ya?

    • @ulkimion
      @ulkimion 6 років тому +69

      Speedwagon is the best stand

    • @faust3209
      @faust3209 6 років тому +27

      Za Ambulanceu

    • @jeremyabbott4537
      @jeremyabbott4537 6 років тому +57

      Hey Ya is pretty much Speedwagon reincarnated

    • @ryanford1267
      @ryanford1267 6 років тому +17

      The Dreaded Cone Hey Ya is basically for depressed people.

    • @krimson8089
      @krimson8089 6 років тому +29

      The Dreaded Cone You're not wrong. Having a stand for motivation, making your day more positive and changing your life in a good way

  • @luluxoria
    @luluxoria 6 років тому +23

    Aww man I was hoping Hierophant Green would be on this list but... I mean come on! just think about it: you can use it to reach objects you need around your home without getting up, carry many things at once, jump off any building or tree and land safely on the ground, retrieve stuff you dropped in cramped or inaccessible places, detect someone's presence anywhere in a very large radius, it can even set up a defensive barrier if you're under attack, also it kinda controls people? idk I just think this stand is criminally underrated and it's a shame...

    • @nicholasfallbrook9810
      @nicholasfallbrook9810 6 років тому +6

      CatsRCute Hierophant Green would actually be able to win a ton of fights in SC alone. Alessi? Hierophant Green just drags him far enough away from Kakyoin that his shadow can't reach him, afterwards he kicks his ass. Hol Horse? Set up Hierophant Green as a shield around Kakyoin(it has a B in durability, it'll be fine) and then Emerald Splash him. J. Geil? Kakyoin figured it out, so that's a given. Pet Shop? Tentacles can reach and kill him before the ice can get to Kakyoin.

    • @GoodnightWonderland
      @GoodnightWonderland 5 років тому +2

      Well Dio did one shot kakyoin's tentacles but i feel like the B in durability would work like this
      If A strength then significant damage taken
      If B strength other variables come in
      If C or lower then no major damage
      Most things wouldn't be able to be above B in all fairness.

    • @honkhonk8009
      @honkhonk8009 4 роки тому +1

      Not only that, acess anything u want whenever u want. still would want yellow temperance tho

    • @hippotripo6145
      @hippotripo6145 4 роки тому +2

      The problem is that most physical stands can do most of these things...

    • @thegunnitgamer5716
      @thegunnitgamer5716 3 роки тому

      @@hippotripo6145 Heirophant has range tho, like, very long range (A tier) meaning it could do literally anything, without you even having to move

  • @wr3733
    @wr3733 4 роки тому +4

    Well, I think the stand Hey Ya would at least be an honorable mention.

  • @ihatethenumber9
    @ihatethenumber9 5 років тому +6

    "Drugs don't do them"
    Giorno approve

  • @ToadsarebetterthanFrogs
    @ToadsarebetterthanFrogs 6 років тому +80

    There is no weak stand just least useful

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 6 років тому +1

      Capital J not actually weak though, just a major inconvenience. Which kinda says it's far from weak

    • @BFCGamingSheepaFriend101
      @BFCGamingSheepaFriend101 6 років тому +2

      I'd like you to go on Google right now. Now, type in Hey Ya Jojo stand.
      You now know a weak stand

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 6 років тому +16

      My boy you don't know what a bit of motivation can do for ya.

    • @ultrafaroecunt6014
      @ultrafaroecunt6014 6 років тому +5

      +Vermality Pocoloco is actually stronger when he's happy, so it's a strong stand for him.

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 6 років тому +4

      FaroeIslands Official
      Poco: I've got another me for emotional support!
      Hey Ya: You got this.

  • @jawax8464
    @jawax8464 6 років тому +130

    WHERE IS MA BOI NUT KING CALL?
    he can fuse water with a fucking dollar
    what kind of science is that

    • @jannism1798
      @jannism1798 6 років тому +31

      That's what I call liquid capital

    • @Maliquantay
      @Maliquantay 6 років тому

      Me Wait which part is that from?

    • @trainerwsm
      @trainerwsm 6 років тому +1

      Malik B part 8

    • @evanskinner4231
      @evanskinner4231 6 років тому +4

      When tf was this? The milagro man arc?

    • @jamaldavis831
      @jamaldavis831 6 років тому +1

      I KNOW RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • @banant5620
    @banant5620 5 років тому +25

    make Moody Blues turns into someone and
    (^:

  • @legitimateidiot78
    @legitimateidiot78 4 роки тому +5

    DOES ANYBODY REALIZE THAT IF ROHAN USED HEAVENS DOOR HE COULD MAKE SOMBODY GOD

    • @DrCooch
      @DrCooch 3 роки тому

      He could make himself God by creating a *Maximally powerful* God that abides by his will, and get that God to turn himself into a God. Or just have a genie. Though I didn't think Heavens door was that goddamn powerful, how is it not the most powerful stand if it can do things like that ?

    • @unblamed1884
      @unblamed1884 3 роки тому

      @@DrCooch maybe it is the most powerful stand, but it still has to have slight realism, so the right way to defeat enemies is just write ”will commit suicide in 5 seconds”

  • @unluckycatfish6866
    @unluckycatfish6866 6 років тому +34

    Top 10 Stupid stands!
    like with stupid abilities of controlling people with cuts if you stand over them

    • @BlueBlazeKing
      @BlueBlazeKing 6 років тому

      Basically a more complicated Justice

  • @remdeyfox5683
    @remdeyfox5683 6 років тому +41

    Hey Ya! Requiem video when

  • @gonzo7one203
    @gonzo7one203 4 роки тому +5

    Bro, Kira could have turned a bullet into a bomb and when the shot hits he blows the bullet up

  • @fallingsky219
    @fallingsky219 2 роки тому +4

    Quick question and potential issue for Golden Experience: if his ability only lasts for as long as the stand is active, you need to think about if you used a bunch of rocks to re-create hearts for hundreds or thousands of people in the world, then what happens if Giorno dies? Do all those people just die too? If that was the case then jsut IMAGINE if someone took him hostage

  • @cloudacorn
    @cloudacorn 6 років тому +71

    No D4C? That's probably tied for the most useful stand along with Heaven's Door

  • @kingmaroon1216
    @kingmaroon1216 6 років тому +82

    ok but you forgot about part 8 where sheer heart attack clears a blood clot

    • @StarryxNight5
      @StarryxNight5 6 років тому +2

      that is part 8 killer queen that does not have 1st bomb

    • @PKmaster12
      @PKmaster12 5 років тому +5

      a glitch in the original names killer queen still has the first bomb, it just works differently

    • @Tortferngatr
      @Tortferngatr 5 років тому +2

      Part 8 KQ is different from Part 4 KQ, with more and more flexible Sheer Heart Attacks and far less subtlety. You lose the ability to be a hitman (insert “now all of China knows you’re here” meme), but all in on the social positive things you can do with the Stand.

  • @hiddensinix2767
    @hiddensinix2767 5 років тому +45

    Talking about Giorno ; "But he like, sells drugs, so...." Someone missed the entire point of part 5, also the fact that if someone damaged the fish he created they would take that damage back, so not really that useful in the full picture

    • @DrCooch
      @DrCooch 3 роки тому

      But can he damage the lifeforms he creates himself without receiving damage ?

    • @kenjisxsad5404
      @kenjisxsad5404 3 роки тому

      @@DrCooch he can restore them back to their original state so yes.

    • @kenjisxsad5404
      @kenjisxsad5404 3 роки тому +1

      @@DrCooch never mind, I misinterpreted what you said and yeah he’s probably an exception to the rule since it’s his ability.

    • @ieatjetss8719
      @ieatjetss8719 2 роки тому +4

      imagine kicking a dead fish and taking the damage back "woah! the italian mafia boss must have made this fish"

  • @user-ke1nr5ty6b
    @user-ke1nr5ty6b 5 років тому +14

    Mody Blue at bottom, you lack of imagination to use it. Use Mody Blue at Bank and other place replay it to play stuff like see the password and others. make you rich instantly

    • @lizard_man4379
      @lizard_man4379 4 роки тому

      Or if your computer breaks so you pat someone to fix it and then it breaks again so you just us mooddy blues to replay them fixing it

  • @AsterDXZ
    @AsterDXZ 6 років тому +159

    Bruh, where's 「HEY YA!」the stand that literally won Pocoloco the entire Steel Ball Run race. You trying to tell me he not useful?

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 5 років тому +15

      [HEY YA] wasn't included for the purpose of fairness

    • @thebiglotgamerxd1392
      @thebiglotgamerxd1392 5 років тому +1

      Sucy Q
      Doesn't do shit.
      At most it can inspire you. Which is great if you have depression, or you're striking for bigger things in life, makes you really up *for life*.

    • @crowfelo
      @crowfelo 4 роки тому +1

      He’s useful if you have anxiety

    • @aleisshiki3649
      @aleisshiki3649 4 роки тому +1

      Gabriel Mota it’s not clear if you can do anything about the predictions tho

    • @ahappylion8270
      @ahappylion8270 4 роки тому +3

      Hey ya is infinite confidence and will always tell you the best decisions. You would be overwhelming successful

  • @ailtonjossimarjoveltorres5915
    @ailtonjossimarjoveltorres5915 6 років тому +55

    List of people how must live:
    1: Morgan Freeman
    2:Chavelo

  • @lucanavarrete7234
    @lucanavarrete7234 4 роки тому +2

    Jotaro using Star Platinum to sew is a strange image on my mind

  • @blimp1875
    @blimp1875 4 роки тому +8

    imagine if i used heavens door on myself and wrote i know everything
    Me:
    😲

  • @Catslug
    @Catslug 6 років тому +8

    Paisley park would be super useful irl. Just have your phone on you, and it will help you solve any problem that you will come across

  • @mackstey4155
    @mackstey4155 6 років тому +19

    What about Paisley Park?

  • @fae_gavan7582
    @fae_gavan7582 4 роки тому +5

    I’d take heaven’s door, to escape punishments my parents give.

  • @angelflorp2259
    @angelflorp2259 5 років тому +6

    *blows up ocean garbage*
    *fumes from the explosion kill everything and anyone within an 80 mile radius*

    • @Jack-id5gm
      @Jack-id5gm 4 роки тому

      killer queens whole thing is leaving no evidence

  • @JSmashChannel0
    @JSmashChannel0 6 років тому +70

    I need Hey-Ya for my crippling depression

    • @jannism1798
      @jannism1798 6 років тому +1

      Nice one. Won't help though. Ya fucked. Jk.

    • @ulkimion
      @ulkimion 6 років тому

      And then you get highway to hell

  • @NeoAya
    @NeoAya 6 років тому +8

    Lemme guess, Heaven's Door is number 1?
    Edit: I fucking knew it

  • @benney9908
    @benney9908 5 років тому +2

    With star platinum you could read extremely fast thus learn very fast and with his precision become the best surgeon there is

  • @AmericanFry
    @AmericanFry 3 роки тому +1

    Crazy diamond could be the best “repair service” ever “repair car crash victims for funerals” “repair cars” “repair anything broken that’s materialistic”

  • @pleasecallmedoku7215
    @pleasecallmedoku7215 6 років тому +20

    Rohan can use heaven's door on himself? i don't think so but if yes is just a god... well more than he alredy is but yuo get it, he could just go like "i'm the fastest, strogger, smarter, etc" or really anything he want, and (not sure) he uses on cheap trick he turn him self into a book to BUT (not sure either) he start bleeding like he was removing forced removing his skin from his face so maybe he can but will hurt him . btw if he uses heaven's door on boigo will be like tohth? like just the stand but in his face

    • @daviddalton8861
      @daviddalton8861 6 років тому +11

      He can. He did in Rohan at the Louvre.

    • @pleasecallmedoku7215
      @pleasecallmedoku7215 6 років тому +1

      wasn't the chicken? i don't remember i check later but thank you

    • @youngfirefly2773
      @youngfirefly2773 6 років тому +2

      DokuShi he can write commands in himself, but he can't cure sickness as seen in Thus Spoke Rohan Kishibe: DNA

    • @pleasecallmedoku7215
      @pleasecallmedoku7215 6 років тому

      i don't remember this one, i only know the japanese titles so no clue

    • @youngfirefly2773
      @youngfirefly2773 6 років тому

      DokuShi it came out a week or so ago

  • @JOJOAC
    @JOJOAC 6 років тому +3

    I always thought that Wheel of Fortune would be one of the most practical stands around. You can travel the whole world in an invincible vehicle by just sitting in something that has wheels

  • @theisyes6993
    @theisyes6993 5 років тому +2

    Crazy Diamond would be good when some random kid accidentally walks into the room while you're working on an important project and he trips like a dumbass and falls onto your project. #1 Most useful stand

  • @bageltoaster8648
    @bageltoaster8648 4 роки тому +2

    "High quality ingredients, as long as they're not illegal"
    *laughs in Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan*

  • @sigdokari1322
    @sigdokari1322 5 років тому +8

    Quick question about Heaven's Door:
    Would you be able to write a command such as: "I have multiple stands, those being Heaven's Door, The World, Crazy Diamond, Harvest, King Crimson, etc." If you could, then it would be broken.

  • @cheatsykoopa98
    @cheatsykoopa98 6 років тому +8

    I have a jojo parody comic where stands are named after video games, and one stand I really would like to have the abilities of is modern warfare
    its power is basically having an inventory pocket dimension, where the user can put anything on hold, as long as they're not being seen. in the story the user carries a shit ton of guns and ammo for battles, as well as a lot of dust that gets in there and he doesnt realize, but can be used as a smoke screen, lol
    so if it's out of view, he can put anything there, no matter the size, even other people, if their eyes are closed, so they can't see themselves getting put in the inventory, or the user, who can use this to disappear and show up behind any wall he wants

    • @marzipancutter8144
      @marzipancutter8144 6 років тому +2

      So... You mean basically Enigma?

    • @cheatsykoopa98
      @cheatsykoopa98 6 років тому

      yeah basically, but for it to work, whatever he wanna put on inventory must be completely out of sight, and he can shoot it with his predator-like shoulder canon. so the user keeps a lot of bullets there as well

    • @falconoflight4773
      @falconoflight4773 5 років тому

      cheatsykoopa98 That sounds pretty good.

  • @jaxonroske8193
    @jaxonroske8193 4 роки тому +2

    I feel like sticky fingers should've been on this at least as an honorable mention, because it can be used for a variety of things such as storing objects in weird places or getting into rooms you probably shouldn't be in(like a bank vault). Plus it'd be easy to escape since you could just run through the ground to get out. The other thing I think it'd be useful for is just basic things like opening up walls, especially if you have some sort of pest problem or plumbing problem and need easy access to the insides of the walls.

  • @luihi9780
    @luihi9780 5 років тому +1

    That guy that Mista fought at the beginning of part 5 has an amazing stand. You can get so much use out of freezing any object in place. It would also be really fun just throwing random objects, freezing them, and climbing on them.

  • @jamesmcnelis9741
    @jamesmcnelis9741 6 років тому +4

    Would cream starter or temperance not be a better replacement for no.9? They both have body manipulation and disguise usage while also having much more power. If I had to pick one, I'd say cream starter has the most utility.

  • @mothiestman4995
    @mothiestman4995 4 роки тому +5

    Yes, but consider: Number 9 (can't remember what it's called) could CURE my gender dysphoria.

    • @farola-kun238
      @farola-kun238 4 роки тому +1

      Khnum but I think it only works if you transform into someone else

  • @subatomic_sam511
    @subatomic_sam511 3 роки тому +1

    heaven’s door requiem: writes on reality itself

  • @PlumEXE
    @PlumEXE 4 роки тому

    5:17. HUZZAH A MAN OF QUALITY. I will finally get the last 6 smash amiibo I need

  • @exzyyd392
    @exzyyd392 6 років тому +11

    Mandom
    The world or star platinum the world
    Soft and wet, reverb or soundman's stand

  • @awesomedude567492
    @awesomedude567492 6 років тому +3

    "I'd go to Red Lobster as Morgan Freeman and get me some free endless shrimp."
    Please tell me why that made me laugh so hard.

  • @crystalqueen9711
    @crystalqueen9711 6 років тому +1

    I think D4C would be a great Stand for general use, for example if you blow a tire, just bring over a different version of yourself and have him help change over to the spare (Then go help him with his tire because that's just the nice thing to do), or if you're bored, hang out with an alternate version of yourself and do something you like, you are both the same person after all, your interests should be the same

  • @mykulpierce
    @mykulpierce 4 роки тому

    Sticky fingers seems like on the most useful. For any sort of emergency services you can get to people by opening zippers through debris, close zippers around wounds. You could walk into any building regardless of security.