Ranking All 155 JoJo Stands by How Useful They'd Be in Daily Life
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- Опубліковано 10 вер 2024
- Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is full of all sort of weird stands, but they're always used for fighting. I don't get in fights very often, so I decided to rank them all by how useful they'd be in my boring, normal life.
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Honestly i find heaven's door(rohans stand ) extremely scary the ability look into peoples memories and emotions and be able to manipulate them at will is just disgustingly powerful
Death 13 is pretty useful allows you to enter anyones dream you could probably use that to find out secrets or just for a bit of fun basically lucid dream requiem
Finally, something to fill the void In my heart after unraveled finished.
If i could have any stand, i would get either harvest for free money or tusk act 2 cuz it looks cool
I'd go for the stand of "RoShamBoy" or however you spell it.
The one that can steal stands.
If RoShamBoy got heven's door he could make everyone lose against him and take everyone's stands.
@@Jray608 that relies upon your opponent having a useful stand, agreeing to play Rock Paper Scissors against you, and you winning.
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I know heavens door has limits and you'd have to learn to draw mid air to be effective at getting people to see your manga but, it seems well within the limits to write "Loves roshambo, always draws rock."
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As long as they can't avoid your art they're stand is as good as yours.
Look just leave me with my stand that lets me take pictures of DIO!!!
Mandom is one of my favs - True Man's World is one of the best arcs in Part 7
dude your content is so SICK!!!!! I just watched all your videos today. Can't wait for more!
This was hilarious. Keep it up.
Casually forgetting that weather report ruins everyone’s life by existing.
thats cause he was pissed
Oh my god I forgot about the White House that was so funny
Me personally I love scary monsters it’s my favorite stand the fact you can turn any one into a dinosaur with no limit just blows my mind and you can control them all and even become one yourself Would be a dream come true
golden experience would be so useful for me, like imagine smuggling shit out of stores. "oh a ps5? na it's a butterfly"
The animals you make even follow where you go
The survivor stand user watching as i'm peeing in the desert and his stand manifests ultimately making me believe my piss has gone sapient and is now attacking me
Fantastic video! Very interesting and informative!
Nice Video, hope we see more Joho.videos
FWIW Green Green Grass of Home actually is controllable, the Green Baby can touch and get closer to things if it wants to.
Underrated video and underrated channel.
You can literally make an army of dogs that if attacked by an intruder would result in them taking damage, Golden experience is SUPER USEFUL
3:05 correction about Made In Heaven, we see and hear Pucci mentioning turning it off in his fight with Emporio
this is some great unraveled energy
Time to use heaven’s door to find out whether my friends actually hate me so i can stop overthinking it
great video!
I didn't know that the green baby's stand had a name until today
ToTo's
Bizore Advntre
Under World would be useful, not for it's ability per say, but because it's a city-ranged humanoid sentient stand. You could make it go shoplift from walmart or smth and what are they gonna do about it.
Made in Heaven is a good stand if you late for school or something other. You can instantly teleport to this place.
BREAKING OUT THE WHITEBOARD YESSSSSSS ZACH
That was sick thank you!
fuck me man that part where you camera fell over made me subscribe. your personality and amateurish style is very likable, keep it up
With gold experience you could be like the best farmer
Would have been better if you went into each individual Stand in a more thorough analysis for how they could be used in everyday situations rather than blanket statements.
I kraftwork is overlooked being able to weld things to air to tight that a human can jump of/on them is pretty good
there is no fucking way that gold experience, oasis. burning down the house, and d4c are not higher, d4c and GE should be top tier
Came here form tik tok immediately after herring the consent
I feel like personally I would constantly be using The Sun because I could make a killing by going up to a solar energy company and going "hey I can double your energy accumulation" and just placing the sun in a sphere plated with solar energy panels
The actual sun would still outperform The Sun to a massive degree, so I don't think they would find it very enticing.
just finished you evangaluoj vid.....im still lost but not as lost as before lol thanks for the vid
Also, Metallica can only control iron, not any other metal, though this is still very useful.
AYO king crimson is the most useful go up to your crush ask her out look into the future if she says no erase the time protecting your self from the engagement
This is the best jojo video
You put Tohth in "I need this so bad" but not King Crimson? I need to rant here, Tohth is fucking useless, it might be THE most useless stand in jojo. To clarify, it does show you the future but it does not allow you to change that future, you must obey the prediction of the book or the book punishes you with an calamity.
For instance, you read the book and it shows a person being hit by a car and you grabbing a snack near the incident. Any normal person would avoid that area and not stand beside where the incident would occur eating a snack, so you take a detour to avoid that area. Because you didn't eat a snack beside the crash now the book punishes you by having you be hit by a car instead. Thats how the Tohth works, you must live by the book and have complete trust in it and if you fuck up or misinterpreted what you needed to do, you are gonna die.
The way you set up the rules and that you didn't include epitaph in the list, I assume you count those 2 stands as 1. In which case, with epitaph you can see 10 seconds into the future, this is a future you can change apart from tohth, even if for some reason you can't, you at least won't be punished for it. Epitaph would be the exact reason you listed Tohth on "I need this so bad". I therefore think that King Crimson/Epitaph would be better fitting for you
Why isn’t this video longer, it’s so fun :
Fun video.
I would pick king crimson
i would put gold experience on top 5 why not creating life is awsome
no way you put cream so low, you can basically teleport
Yes butt you destroy evrything you touch and you cant see wen you use his ability neither can the stand
@@kianhendriks9073 fair enough
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before video ialready Sticky fingers and d4c best for utility at least in my life
Damn why’d u get banned on Tik Tok
xD
D4c op
I’m just commenting to say that I was watching your impeccable shinji if he was john milaney tiktok but was interrupted by your account getting banned in real time I’m so sorry ,_,
i literally hate it here. trying to appeal rn.
@@zachargkna I wish you luck and again I’m so sorry :[
Also do you want me to be your Hey Ya
HEY IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE
Really, how can u tell 🤨🤨
Strength doesn't turn a boat into a bigger boat. It lets you control inanimate objects. It's a decent stand
This is completely wrong. It lets you turn a boat into a bigger boat, which you can then control.
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Hey ya also gives you basically infinite luck. Just bet on the lottery, free money for life. Or just perfect RNG whenever you want it. You can be the best speed runner ever.
you appeared on my fyp and then i clicked on your account and you were banned 😭
i’m working on appealing.