r/HFY TFOS# 557-Anything can be a weapon: Straw & Just a figure of speech(Hfy Sci-Fi Reddit Stories)

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @AgroSquerril
    @AgroSquerril  4 роки тому +11

    New Community post : ua-cam.com/users/postUgwVpuNYJQIhEp0-2R14AaABCQ?lc=UgzhBVq5FTw35A741ih4AaABAg

  • @crimsonblood1173
    @crimsonblood1173 3 роки тому +51

    The one were they said "im aroused by your presence" had me cracking up.

  • @mstrfool
    @mstrfool 3 роки тому +85

    A real problem. I still love one that happened between the Russians and US. The translation was 'Invisible idiot.' What had been said was 'Out of sight, out of mind.' Heh.

    • @julesmasseffectmusic
      @julesmasseffectmusic 7 місяців тому

      Sayings, metaphors, smilies, shouldn't be used with foreigners without the words "as we say".

  • @EvilPaladin11
    @EvilPaladin11 2 роки тому +16

    I like to picture John Wick as the hitman in the story.
    The alien was given the card to the agency that Agent 47 works for.

  • @asurasyn
    @asurasyn 3 роки тому +78

    Humans can kill someone with anything.
    I once saw a human kill two men with a pencil.
    A fucking pencil!
    😎

    • @kaiuwe4gabbert556
      @kaiuwe4gabbert556 3 роки тому +12

      *ahem* ever heard of a spoon?

    • @micanikko
      @micanikko 3 роки тому +10

      Im quite happy that I know both of these references.
      At least I think i know the spoon one too.

    • @kaiuwe4gabbert556
      @kaiuwe4gabbert556 3 роки тому +3

      @@micanikko*cough* the eyes

    • @micanikko
      @micanikko 3 роки тому +3

      @@kaiuwe4gabbert556 i take it back LOL. i was thinking of a different reference whoops

    • @kaiuwe4gabbert556
      @kaiuwe4gabbert556 3 роки тому

      @@micanikko eh, many refrences with spoons

  • @DragonJohn
    @DragonJohn 3 роки тому +25

    "seeing you reminds me of kittens" I'm going to use that someday

  • @micanikko
    @micanikko 3 роки тому +23

    To be fair. I speak 2 languages and whenever someone says a figure of speech, im still unaware of what some of them mean.
    So i can only imagine the confusion

  • @warrmalaski8570
    @warrmalaski8570 3 роки тому +40

    26 ways to say, dude. Each with a different meaning.

    • @aj_the_infamous1013
      @aj_the_infamous1013 3 роки тому +12

      alien at either a beach or a skate park meeting a dude bro for the first time
      (Alien) "im sorry can you repeat that"
      (dude bro) "dude i said that armor is like super tripy"
      (translator) "male of species, as i have previously stated it appears your carapace is creating a sense of hallucinations resulting in injury to the cranial area"
      (alien) "ok... seems like something is happening that i dont understand.... why did i come to dirt again?????"
      (dude bro) "earth or terra dude not dirt..."
      (translator) "dirt or dirt male of species not dirt"
      (alien) CONFUSED SCREAMING!!!!!

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 2 роки тому

      @@aj_the_infamous1013 Wait until Google gives them an 'update'. It'll get even worse.

  • @vedymin1
    @vedymin1 3 роки тому +28

    So we were basically tamarians with our "Shaka, when the walls fell" ways of speech :)

    • @ceilyurie856
      @ceilyurie856 2 роки тому +4

      "Darmok and Jalad at Tenagra"

    • @mogarth3866
      @mogarth3866 2 роки тому +3

      that is such a good star trek reference

    • @readermike8355
      @readermike8355 Рік тому +1

      Ah the race that speaks in meme

  • @sherylcascadden4988
    @sherylcascadden4988 2 роки тому +11

    Straws, bottle caps, other improvised weapons, yep ingenuity and adaptability are humans all over, as a figure of speech...

  • @voodoovince8001
    @voodoovince8001 3 роки тому +18

    The second story is just Google translate.
    But in space

  • @LockandLoad79
    @LockandLoad79 2 роки тому +5

    IRL though, a garrote is just a snare, maybe used for fishing or string instrument; a Nekote is just a tool to move balls of hay; Bo shuriken is just a nail or a chopstick; there's a martial art dedicated in effectively using an oar; that's not to mention the all mighty all purpose Stick.

  • @jakeand9020
    @jakeand9020 Рік тому +2

    "humanity must be one of the mad races who's intelligence evolved in such a way to make them, as a species, borderline insane."
    So your saying they assumed correctly?

  • @curiousangel6321
    @curiousangel6321 4 роки тому +25

    For the algorithm.
    Reminds me of that one star trek next gen episode. Curious how many geeks immediately knew what I am referring to. XP

  • @trulyinfamous
    @trulyinfamous 2 роки тому +3

    Aliens would truly struggle with Mexican slang.

  • @midgefidget5796
    @midgefidget5796 Рік тому +1

    Or when the American said 'The spirit is willing but the body is weak'. The computer translated to Russian as follows; 'The vodka is good but the meat is rotten'

  • @genericname42
    @genericname42 4 роки тому +19

    For the ALGORITHM.....
    sup. why you down here?

    • @curiousangel6321
      @curiousangel6321 4 роки тому +6

      Because I am a curious comment surfer. XP

    • @genericname42
      @genericname42 4 роки тому +4

      @@curiousangel6321 yo have been bated

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 роки тому +4

      for a 4 or a 6?

    • @reasonablehiccups4792
      @reasonablehiccups4792 4 роки тому +5

      For the algorithm
      Why am I down here you ask well that is simple
      FOR THE ALGORITHM!!!!

    • @genericname42
      @genericname42 4 роки тому +2

      @@reasonablehiccups4792 you have passed my test. Thanks for pleasing the ALGORITHM

  • @kristapsmazaiks3379
    @kristapsmazaiks3379 Рік тому +2

    wow... the second story had me rolling a few times, t'was great lol

  • @Maeshalanadae
    @Maeshalanadae Рік тому

    “I’m aroused by your presence.”
    Oh boy. How did THAT not cause diplomatic incidents?!?

  • @dash_o_napalm594
    @dash_o_napalm594 4 роки тому +17

    It's nice to meet you.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 роки тому +7

      Nice to meet you too

    • @reasonablehiccups4792
      @reasonablehiccups4792 4 роки тому +5

      Welcome to the community

    • @StoneChip6597
      @StoneChip6597 3 роки тому +2

      Nice to meet you too bud

    • @itachi112059
      @itachi112059 3 роки тому +1

      Geez, buy me a drink first lol

    • @EvilPaladin11
      @EvilPaladin11 2 роки тому

      Sir, this is a Wendy's.
      My flesh is not on the menu.
      Look up, and you'll see the menu.
      We only serve cow and chicken meat.

  • @discusmaximus
    @discusmaximus 11 місяців тому

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Narrator, Agro Squirrel !

  • @OGSontar
    @OGSontar Рік тому

    "...evolved to be borderline insane..." Well, they're not wrong...

  • @MarrockV
    @MarrockV Місяць тому

    I have a few stainless steel straws... got bored one day and sharpened one.

  • @Maeshalanadae
    @Maeshalanadae Рік тому

    When it says anything, we mean anything. Even our saliva.

  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 3 роки тому +6

    869k subs this morning, 873 now.

  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 3 роки тому +5

    Straw idioms alliens

  • @KwaterbugBUTCHER
    @KwaterbugBUTCHER 2 місяці тому

    For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice! For the Squirrel 🐿

  • @peekakuchu6878
    @peekakuchu6878 3 роки тому +7

    So many colourful idioms lol

  • @ironworksdragon6843
    @ironworksdragon6843 3 роки тому +6

    Bob the dragon

  • @davidhenderson3400
    @davidhenderson3400 Рік тому

    Intergalactic war started over malfunctioning translator. I can see that happening.

  • @nos2342
    @nos2342 3 роки тому +4

    To please the algorithm

  • @theonetodefyall238
    @theonetodefyall238 4 роки тому +3

    keeper going

  • @skyfinger9319
    @skyfinger9319 2 роки тому

    Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 4 роки тому +4

    For the Algorithm

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 4 роки тому +5

    For the algorithm

  • @peekakuchu6878
    @peekakuchu6878 3 роки тому +4

    More keep being created

  • @FedralBI
    @FedralBI 3 роки тому +3

    F.T.A

  • @CitizenValve
    @CitizenValve 2 роки тому +2

    I don’t understand the point behind this…

    • @phoenixbugg7199
      @phoenixbugg7199 2 роки тому +1

      Lots of fun stories based on how aliens and human would interact in any give situation. Listen to more stories it will make more sense after a while.
      Down the wormhole Alice!

  • @unlikelysuspect5491
    @unlikelysuspect5491 4 роки тому +5

    My coment >the algorithim

  • @Kirsten2933
    @Kirsten2933 2 роки тому +2

    like 691

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 11 місяців тому

    88th, 6 December 2023