A real problem. I still love one that happened between the Russians and US. The translation was 'Invisible idiot.' What had been said was 'Out of sight, out of mind.' Heh.
To be fair. I speak 2 languages and whenever someone says a figure of speech, im still unaware of what some of them mean. So i can only imagine the confusion
alien at either a beach or a skate park meeting a dude bro for the first time (Alien) "im sorry can you repeat that" (dude bro) "dude i said that armor is like super tripy" (translator) "male of species, as i have previously stated it appears your carapace is creating a sense of hallucinations resulting in injury to the cranial area" (alien) "ok... seems like something is happening that i dont understand.... why did i come to dirt again?????" (dude bro) "earth or terra dude not dirt..." (translator) "dirt or dirt male of species not dirt" (alien) CONFUSED SCREAMING!!!!!
IRL though, a garrote is just a snare, maybe used for fishing or string instrument; a Nekote is just a tool to move balls of hay; Bo shuriken is just a nail or a chopstick; there's a martial art dedicated in effectively using an oar; that's not to mention the all mighty all purpose Stick.
Or when the American said 'The spirit is willing but the body is weak'. The computer translated to Russian as follows; 'The vodka is good but the meat is rotten'
"humanity must be one of the mad races who's intelligence evolved in such a way to make them, as a species, borderline insane." So your saying they assumed correctly?
Lots of fun stories based on how aliens and human would interact in any give situation. Listen to more stories it will make more sense after a while. Down the wormhole Alice!
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The one were they said "im aroused by your presence" had me cracking up.
A real problem. I still love one that happened between the Russians and US. The translation was 'Invisible idiot.' What had been said was 'Out of sight, out of mind.' Heh.
Sayings, metaphors, smilies, shouldn't be used with foreigners without the words "as we say".
I like to picture John Wick as the hitman in the story.
The alien was given the card to the agency that Agent 47 works for.
Humans can kill someone with anything.
I once saw a human kill two men with a pencil.
A fucking pencil!
😎
*ahem* ever heard of a spoon?
Im quite happy that I know both of these references.
At least I think i know the spoon one too.
@@micanikko*cough* the eyes
@@kaiuwe4gabbert556 i take it back LOL. i was thinking of a different reference whoops
@@micanikko eh, many refrences with spoons
"seeing you reminds me of kittens" I'm going to use that someday
So we were basically tamarians with our "Shaka, when the walls fell" ways of speech :)
"Darmok and Jalad at Tenagra"
that is such a good star trek reference
Ah the race that speaks in meme
To be fair. I speak 2 languages and whenever someone says a figure of speech, im still unaware of what some of them mean.
So i can only imagine the confusion
26 ways to say, dude. Each with a different meaning.
alien at either a beach or a skate park meeting a dude bro for the first time
(Alien) "im sorry can you repeat that"
(dude bro) "dude i said that armor is like super tripy"
(translator) "male of species, as i have previously stated it appears your carapace is creating a sense of hallucinations resulting in injury to the cranial area"
(alien) "ok... seems like something is happening that i dont understand.... why did i come to dirt again?????"
(dude bro) "earth or terra dude not dirt..."
(translator) "dirt or dirt male of species not dirt"
(alien) CONFUSED SCREAMING!!!!!
@@aj_the_infamous1013 Wait until Google gives them an 'update'. It'll get even worse.
Straws, bottle caps, other improvised weapons, yep ingenuity and adaptability are humans all over, as a figure of speech...
The second story is just Google translate.
But in space
IRL though, a garrote is just a snare, maybe used for fishing or string instrument; a Nekote is just a tool to move balls of hay; Bo shuriken is just a nail or a chopstick; there's a martial art dedicated in effectively using an oar; that's not to mention the all mighty all purpose Stick.
FINGERS WORK
For the algorithm.
Reminds me of that one star trek next gen episode. Curious how many geeks immediately knew what I am referring to. XP
For the algorithm.
For the algorithm
I think I know.
Temba! His arms wide.
for the algorithm
Darmok and Jalad at tanagra
wow... the second story had me rolling a few times, t'was great lol
Aliens would truly struggle with Mexican slang.
Or when the American said 'The spirit is willing but the body is weak'. The computer translated to Russian as follows; 'The vodka is good but the meat is rotten'
I have a few stainless steel straws... got bored one day and sharpened one.
It's nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too
Welcome to the community
Nice to meet you too bud
Geez, buy me a drink first lol
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
My flesh is not on the menu.
Look up, and you'll see the menu.
We only serve cow and chicken meat.
"humanity must be one of the mad races who's intelligence evolved in such a way to make them, as a species, borderline insane."
So your saying they assumed correctly?
For the ALGORITHM.....
sup. why you down here?
Because I am a curious comment surfer. XP
@@curiousangel6321 yo have been bated
for a 4 or a 6?
For the algorithm
Why am I down here you ask well that is simple
FOR THE ALGORITHM!!!!
@@reasonablehiccups4792 you have passed my test. Thanks for pleasing the ALGORITHM
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Narrator, Agro Squirrel !
Straw idioms alliens
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“I’m aroused by your presence.”
Oh boy. How did THAT not cause diplomatic incidents?!?
"...evolved to be borderline insane..." Well, they're not wrong...
When it says anything, we mean anything. Even our saliva.
So many colourful idioms lol
Bob the dragon
For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice! For the Squirrel 🐿
Intergalactic war started over malfunctioning translator. I can see that happening.
To please the algorithm
For the algorithm
keeper going
kept going
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
For the algorithm
For the algorithm
Fro the algorithm
Edit: For
@@mreeeee8426 To (and fro) the Algorithm!
@@matthewklestinski7030 fro the Agorithm!
For the Algorithm
For the Algorithm
More keep being created
F.T.A
I don’t understand the point behind this…
Lots of fun stories based on how aliens and human would interact in any give situation. Listen to more stories it will make more sense after a while.
Down the wormhole Alice!
My coment >the algorithim
For the algorithm?
Ridiculous, the algorithm is all knowing and above everything else
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