r/HFY TFOS# 570 - Blueshift by Glitchkey (Hfy Sci-Fi Reddit Stories)

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  • @eleventhprimarch5303
    @eleventhprimarch5303 4 роки тому +117

    There's no such thing as overkill. Only "Fire!" and "I'm out of ammo!".

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 роки тому +4

      true nuff

    • @bobsterclause342
      @bobsterclause342 3 роки тому +11

      You simply dont have enough dakka, big enough dakka, powerful enough dakka, or penetrating enough dakka

    • @kieranh2005
      @kieranh2005 3 роки тому +5

      When you've got dakka on your dakka on your dakka on your dakka, you still don't have enough dakka.

    • @Jason-sm4oc
      @Jason-sm4oc 3 роки тому +12

      I have only one thing to say about that...
      America once sent TWO A1-10 Warthogs into the same battlefield.
      ... ...

    • @kylemackinnon6230
      @kylemackinnon6230 2 роки тому +4

      "Fix Bayonnets"

  • @benjamintherogue2421
    @benjamintherogue2421 Рік тому +5

    "We have decided the rectify the embarrassment of previous failure with copious amounts of murder."

  • @alexs5814
    @alexs5814 3 роки тому +34

    if we promise our help, we damn well will deliver.
    there is no shame greater then help promised and found lacking.

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 2 роки тому +25

    We do have safety interlocks to prevent doing that by accident and built in bypasses to do so on purpose.

  • @theycallmetim4201
    @theycallmetim4201 4 роки тому +78

    Ahh yes my favorite kind of battle strategy.Overkill ☠️

    • @appachaihoppachai1246
      @appachaihoppachai1246 4 роки тому +1

      Ahmen

    • @pikachufantastic
      @pikachufantastic 3 роки тому +7

      NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH DAKKA!

    • @bobsterclause342
      @bobsterclause342 3 роки тому +6

      You simply dont have enough dakka, big enough dakka, powerful enough dakka, or penetrating enough dakka

    • @ShadesinMirra
      @ShadesinMirra 3 роки тому +4

      That is the Only Kill

    • @ShadesinMirra
      @ShadesinMirra 3 роки тому +3

      @@bobsterclause342 make the dakka red, it makes better dakka

  • @chrisdufresne9359
    @chrisdufresne9359 3 роки тому +40

    I love the Fleet names. It's glorious that we cannibalized almost our entire solar system.

    • @SiegeTF
      @SiegeTF 3 роки тому +18

      The Planet X fleet was there too, but they're the stealth fleet so they were radio silent.

    • @markfergerson2145
      @markfergerson2145 Рік тому +1

      Yeah, I was thinking "where'd tey get the mass to build all those... oh".

    • @yomogami4561
      @yomogami4561 Рік тому +2

      who needs a dyson sphere to waste all that material. oh wait there's still the kuiper belt and ort clouds to cannibalize

  • @willanrac
    @willanrac 10 місяців тому +3

    Oh my f'in god i LOVE that the name of a battle ship is named "The cost of living"

  • @mutehowl
    @mutehowl 4 роки тому +39

    What?!?! Did humanity dismantle their whole system to make that fleet?

    • @ryancronwell6368
      @ryancronwell6368 3 роки тому +16

      It also appears that the entire race was digitized into AI

    • @bvc5320
      @bvc5320 3 роки тому +14

      Looks like everything, but Earth.

    • @janthion3590
      @janthion3590 3 роки тому +9

      I'm sure Terra was turned into some kind of Hell Fortress like never seen before.

    • @andrewstrongman305
      @andrewstrongman305 3 роки тому +16

      @@ryancronwell6368 Not quite. Most humans would likely have volunteered their minds, but once scanned they could be digitally replicated many times over.

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 3 роки тому +7

      This concept is so utterly incredible, I WANT MORE OF IT

  • @MasterMindWC
    @MasterMindWC 3 роки тому +39

    Navy so massive it literally took the entire mass of the Sol system to build. May what ever god you worship, help you.

  • @Monster_Ink
    @Monster_Ink 3 роки тому +18

    For the Panteon of the Eternal Navy!

  • @WingManFang1
    @WingManFang1 2 роки тому +10

    That’s the kinda firepower that could take on the Infinite Empire and the Star Forge fleets from Starwars. Damn. Kinda sexy yo, a bit sorrowful at the loss of so many celestial bodies but still a fine work nonetheless. Especially if it’s in the name of preserving life.

  • @stevedixon921
    @stevedixon921 2 роки тому +8

    Overkill, for when the enemy just refuses to understand that surrender is the only course of action they have left.
    Burn the living to death, burn the corpses to ash, then burn the ashes. Finally, burn the fire.

  • @r68camaro
    @r68camaro 3 роки тому +5

    Go big or go home. Go home and go big!

  • @spacetechempire510
    @spacetechempire510 4 роки тому +26

    Hmmmm I think the fleet needs more.

  • @sherylcascadden4988
    @sherylcascadden4988 2 роки тому +5

    "Nothing succeeds like excess"

  • @aretailcashier450
    @aretailcashier450 3 роки тому +6

    Truly the masters of dakka

  • @purpledevilr7463
    @purpledevilr7463 4 роки тому +43

    I’m just saying that those ships were probably not just the planets. The star (a yellow dwarf) could’ve been added to the fleets, that would explain the readings of a star that his ship got.

    • @matejlieskovsky9625
      @matejlieskovsky9625 4 роки тому +13

      Jupiter is (AFAIK) big enough to sustain some level of nuclear fusion in its core - if it were much bigger, we'd have a binary star system

    • @matejlieskovsky9625
      @matejlieskovsky9625 3 роки тому +7

      @Kenric Young you are right and I was wrong. I was told long ago that Jupiter is still emitting more energy than it receives, but somehow missed the fact that it is due to Kelvin-Helmholtz and not fusion. I am sorry for spreading misinformation :-(

    • @matejlieskovsky9625
      @matejlieskovsky9625 3 роки тому +2

      @Kenric Young you sure about that rate? At 3cm/yr it would have to be roughly double its current radius 5 billion years ago even without the rate being higher in the past.

    • @timothyblazer1749
      @timothyblazer1749 Рік тому

      ​@@matejlieskovsky9625 the KH hypothesis has been refuted by Juno, although the Academy has yet to catch up.

    • @matejlieskovsky9625
      @matejlieskovsky9625 Рік тому

      @@timothyblazer1749 could you link a source? I can access most papers if needed...

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 4 роки тому +24

    For the Algorithm, may it lead us to the great singularity!!!

  • @eliandervalderen5849
    @eliandervalderen5849 4 роки тому +29

    Suicide by brain scan? Sounds like Sword Art Online

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 роки тому +5

      could be

    • @terrysaunders7107
      @terrysaunders7107 Рік тому +1

      Eve online.

    • @eliandervalderen5849
      @eliandervalderen5849 Рік тому

      @@terrysaunders7107 never heard of it

    • @MayTheFay
      @MayTheFay Рік тому

      its probably based off the idea that to measure the exact state of each neuron would apply enough energy to vaporize it, thus suicide when the brain scan copies your brain data atom by atom.

  • @kirkjones9639
    @kirkjones9639 3 роки тому +9

    Happiness, is a warm receiver group.

    • @t.j.cornett7495
      @t.j.cornett7495 3 роки тому

      The Beatle's approve.

    • @kirkjones9639
      @kirkjones9639 3 роки тому

      @@t.j.cornett7495 Memory fails. I don't get the reference.

    • @t.j.cornett7495
      @t.j.cornett7495 3 роки тому

      @@kirkjones9639 the Beatles have a song titled happiness is a warm gun

  • @ChrissieBear
    @ChrissieBear 2 роки тому +6

    All hail the Battle Pantheon!

  • @SiegeTF
    @SiegeTF 3 роки тому +5

    Almost, and I stress *almost* enuff dakka.

    • @somewhereelse1235
      @somewhereelse1235 Рік тому

      I must interject- it *is* enough dakka, as they will be adding more dakka to it as they travel. Near infinite dakka, if you will, only confined by the mass in the universe.

  • @got2kittys
    @got2kittys 3 роки тому +9

    When humans reside in space forever.

  • @ivikhenry2424
    @ivikhenry2424 2 роки тому +5

    ... by the Emperor...

    • @judahschultz
      @judahschultz 9 місяців тому +1

      Even the Imperium of Man would be impressed by this fleet…

  • @alicefreist318
    @alicefreist318 Місяць тому

    "There is no such thing as overkill. There is only certain, and uncertain. Which would you rather be?"

  • @darokdeed
    @darokdeed 3 роки тому +7

    Stellaris Synth empire

  • @TheJMPD
    @TheJMPD Рік тому

    "Is that everyone?"
    "You wanted more?!"

  • @r.connor9280
    @r.connor9280 4 роки тому +23

    Stellaris war in a nutshell

    • @stargazerSofia
      @stargazerSofia 2 роки тому +2

      this is beyond vanilla stellaris. this is gigastruktural enjeniring levels of bonkers (sorry if dramer is bad)

  • @judahschultz
    @judahschultz 3 місяці тому

    This fleet is so stinking large that the replicators from Stargate would be impressed. Especially the fact that they can build 100 fleets of the same size.

  • @janthion3590
    @janthion3590 3 роки тому +5

    Fortress Terra Sol

  • @appachaihoppachai1246
    @appachaihoppachai1246 4 роки тому +8

    Praise the algorithm, another grand tale.

  • @nos2342
    @nos2342 3 роки тому +2

    To please the algorithm is all

  • @theonetodefyall238
    @theonetodefyall238 4 роки тому +6

    keeper going

  • @KwaterbugBUTCHER
    @KwaterbugBUTCHER 3 місяці тому

    For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice! For the Squirrel 🐿

  • @edparagonpc
    @edparagonpc 2 місяці тому

    The dialog is excellent.

  • @barelyasurvivor1257
    @barelyasurvivor1257 3 місяці тому

    Well that ending surprised me.

  • @rod2662
    @rod2662 4 роки тому +6

    🙏praise the algorithm 🙏
    🙏algorithm be pleased 🙏

  • @altonsalmon809
    @altonsalmon809 2 роки тому +4

    I have never laughed so hard

  • @AgroSquerril
    @AgroSquerril  4 роки тому

    New Community Post : ua-cam.com/channels/jwgx_1TfvmCERTGgD4g5nA.htmlcommunity?lb=UgzlNQeNudgFUaisyB14AaABCQ

  • @ironworksdragon6843
    @ironworksdragon6843 3 роки тому +4

    Bobbing the dragon

  • @archdornan4389
    @archdornan4389 3 роки тому +2

    Shit
    Outta
    Luck

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 3 роки тому +3

    For the Algorithm!

  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 3 роки тому +4

    What is with people and cloning themselves and thinking thats not mortality.

    • @alganhar1
      @alganhar1 2 роки тому +1

      you forgot an im in front of that mortality......

    • @bobsterclause342
      @bobsterclause342 2 роки тому

      @@alganhar1 oh. have I now?

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 4 роки тому +5

    I sacrifice this comment to the Algorithm

  • @reasonablehiccups4792
    @reasonablehiccups4792 4 роки тому +6

    First for the algorithm

  • @danachim5932
    @danachim5932 Рік тому

    Ciao please slower cadenceoad retur to written script also make it alf screen or more for the scrollig text

  • @elfeater1760
    @elfeater1760 Рік тому

    For the Algorithm11!

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 Рік тому

    103rd, 28 December 2023

  • @spartanghost_17
    @spartanghost_17 4 роки тому +1

    The reading is awful and distracting instead of elevating

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 роки тому +4

      Fair Enough , thank you for trying though

    • @kieranh2005
      @kieranh2005 3 роки тому +5

      I find the reading quite entertaining. And I've worked with enough South Africans that the accent and cadence are no problem to me.

    • @dulizardglasses3170
      @dulizardglasses3170 3 роки тому +3

      To each their own

  • @AFriend21
    @AFriend21 10 місяців тому

  • @klappstock943
    @klappstock943 2 роки тому

    For the Algorithm