We Ranked EVERY Metallica Song (72 Seasons)
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- Опубліковано 11 чер 2024
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Get ready to rock with this epic Metallica video! Join us as we rank every single Metallica song from worst to best. With 119 songs from 11 albums, including the most recent "72 Seasons", we've put in hours of listening, analyzing and internal debating in order to come up with the ultimate ranking.
This video is not your typical music review - we've taken it up a notch by showcasing each song's rank, our individual rankings, and of course, the song itself playing in the background. You'll be able to see how each of us ranked the songs and how they compare to each other, and see the songs which we regularly disagree upon.
From classics like "Enter Sandman" to deep cuts like "The Call of Ktulu," we've got it all covered. So grab your headphones and get ready to headbang your way through this ultimate ranking of every Metallica song ever made (In their 11 Studio Albums because we couldn't be bothered listening to everything else).
Whether you agree or disagree with our rankings, we guarantee that you'll have a blast watching this video. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride as we take you on a journey through the good, the bad, and the (very) ugly of Metallica!
00:00 Intro
00:27 Ranking Starts
07:49 Top 50 Percent
09:03 Top 50
12:20 Top 25
16:07 Album Ranking
I almost completely disagree with this list however I'm really happy to see some different opinions, the metallica fandom is full of 50+ year olds that share the exact same braincell turning them into a circlejerk hivemind (you can see them multiply on the comments here in real time lol). This is cool.
Edit: ok I don't fully disagree, lots of my favorites were at least in the top 25 so there's that haha
This guy gets it
Bleeding me, hero of the day, the outlaw thorn and fixxxer?? Wtf
@@jaymz23 someone doesn't know taste is subjective
this is such hilarious lol and you are right sir
I’m probably the craziest Metallica fan you’ll ever see. I’ll let you hate on me as much as you want.
Bad Seed > ManUNkind > Purify > Bleeding Me
Cure > Murder One > Prince Charming > My World > Thorn Within > Of Wolf And Man
Attitude > All Within My Hands > King Nothing
Am I Savage > Shoot Me Again > Poor Twisted Me > Jump In The Fire
I have never disagreed more with any list in my entire life. However, you can think what you want and I’m glad we share an interest in the same band.
True, I expected a lot of songs on different places, but we can all agree that Metallica has made very good and some, not so good songs
Same
Metallica’s songs are all so good that you could make 1000 different lists and no one would agree.
That is very true. LOL
That bleeding me placement was unbelievable
Agreed
Shit was painful to see lol
Same for king nothing
most of Load's songs too. Thankfully Wasting My Hate is at the top of the album...
Same, had to stop right then and there. You can't argue opinions, but when the three people involved all have the same specific weird opinion, then this video is just not for me.
The Thing That Should Not Be & Leper Messiah both being lower than Frantic should be a war crime
man i love leper messiah too but these other two just dont like it like me
Invisible Kid over The Thing That Should Not Be 💀
Bro has to be trolling 😂
Normal :)
Well it's their preference.
Bleeding Me at 112 is criminal
No way you guys put Bleeding me at 112, top 20 AT LEAST
you're right, maybe we should have put Master of Puppets in its place just to make room
Top 10 easily
But some kind of monster #17 😂
What else you expected from another dumb top video from some kids? 😹
They even put yellow album in top 25.
@@articasparkle2336 Mann you're the first person to bring up us putting it high, everyone else has said we put it too low 💀
What it appears your individual tastes are based on everyone’s rankings:
Brad - based
Pyth - contrarian
Nood - absolutely batshit crazy
Yeah the other 2 guys choices were fine apart from the hate for Load album, but Nood really spoiled the whole ratings. His rankings were really weird. Appalling music taste.
The ranking is wierd, but i thing the same as nood, that was just your life is one of the best metallica openers, don’t kill me
@eljacoboese.in4k yeah I love that was just your life but 2nd?? Prolly 5th - 6th
I didn't think that i would get so offended by this list when i clicked on it 😂😂
Finally, other people who recognize how good To Live is To Die is
Also, crazy how many people in this comment section don’t understand the concept of differing opinions
Seeing TLITD at #1 for Brad was pleasing
REAL! #2 in AJFA album, just losing for blackened of course
While I think the majority of this list is bat shit crazy I like the fact damage Inc got some love
Yes awesome 👍 amazing song THE first 3albums every song is #1 to me cuz saw Cliff 4x Been fan since 84. Metallica Era best ever
This list is just opinion based! 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️It's their taste! Plus they spent so much time making this video so let's all be grateful for this content not many ppl tend to make
But yeah, Damage Inc is a masterpiece imo.
Bleeding Me that low hurt me deep down inside lmao
NEVER RANK AGAIN🔥🔥🔥
As soon as I saw Inamorata #93, I went skeptical on the whole list
And then I saw St Anger better than half of their other albums including the black album... Enough said
Why tho? Inamorata was incredibly mid compared to every other part of 72
As soon as I saw “The House That Jack Build” ranked lower than anything on St. Anger, I was skeptical of the whole list.
Me when I have seen Chasing light on the bottom of tier list 😢
Inamorata is one of the worst on the album
As far as i see here you guys score the song just from the speed tempo, the more speed the higher the rank.
Some Kind of Monster - rank 17
The Unforgiven - rank 16
The Day that Never Comes - rank 14
For Whom the Bell Tolls - rank 9
Fade to Black - rank 2
Anything slower like Load songs are just boring, and don't compare well.
Sure, maybe we like a lot of their faster songs, but its not what necessarily defined the ranking.
@@47noodles my world is better than Inamorata 😂😂😂
That's Dumb
brother put where the wid things are below frickin bad seed
this song is masterpiece
@@miakg7571 incorrect
@@slance574 Ok
THE SONG “THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT” IS THE BEST SONG ON THE LOAD ALBUM
debatable. But it seems they hate this album, that actually has some gems
@@gloup81 Hero of the Day placement physically hurt me
@@FullStewart agreed, but come on, wasting my hate being the best?
Mmmmm noup
Orion 56!!!!!????
I understand why you guys ranked them the way you did, but honestly I doubt there’s a single placement that would match mine. I personally really like Load and the new album, 72 seasons slaps.
no way you put "you must burn" that high on the list, it's a great song
We must burn
It’s Def the worst off the album
Yeag this guys on crack, literally i disagree with most everyhting. But yeah you mus burn being that high on the list is flat out wrong, it has one of gnarliest riffs in metallica history for the last half of that song. Great song, certainly not the worst of the album, that goes to room of mirrors.
Tbh, it is a little boring imo. I would do the same.
I think it shows how great metallica is that my list is almost completely different. This was very cool to see.
imo your top 20 is correct, and i agree that st anger is not THAT bad, i just think you could give 72 seasons a bit more attention. Sure, it doesn't have the legendary solos that the classic ones does, but some of the riffs are simple but amazing. Maybe you didn't take the time to love it enough, but great work nevertheless
I do agree that some of the riffs are amazing, but most of the time the really good riffs don’t last that long. Room of mirrors has a fantastic ending riff, but it only lasts for like 30 seconds
How can someone’s top 20 songs be “correct”? Also imo 72 seasons is third worst album
I'm a Metallica purist and I'm 19. That being said, They do have good songs that aren't thrash, even if the albums and songs aren't as good
Yeah, but because they're not as good as their thrashier stuff, they don't end up as high in the ranks for us. Ofc there are exceptions, but yeah
I actually think these kind of thrash only Metallica fans are worst than PC snobs in gaming
@@BrainWasherAttendent well we did put non-thrash songs up there, but they seem to be ones people don't appreciate
The 72 seasons and both load placements really hurt my feelings but respect the list 🙏
Good to see all nightmare long in the top 10!
Inamorata being #93 is criminal
The fact that "Bleeding Me" isn't in the Top 20 (at the least) from 3 listeners, completely nullifies this whole list.
What a crime.
Spit out the bone Is a master piece. Double bass. Bass solo, harmonies, two guitar solos WHATTTTT
I don't blame you
I respect you all for having different opinions and not simply trying to make the most "balanced" list.
This list is criminal. I guess music is very subjective
All of their songs are #1 i enjoy every one of them thats just my opinion
Hero of the day in #110 is insane, my fave song on load
Honestly, I don’t even like anything from their shitty blues rock era
I love "Welcome Home (Sanitarium)" being so high on the list. That song, along with "Sad But True", made me a fan.
I’m foaming from the mouth by these rankings😊
I’m glad that I’m not the only one who thinks room of mirrors is an absolute banger
The Load placements are criminal..
Very interesting list! Awesome!
Brad is the bigggest W. To live is to die is also my favorite one
brad is a beast
I’m engaged to Brad. I’m honestly honoured to even know him in person but the fact that we’re ENGAGED 😍🥰🥰
MY PERSONAL OPINION is that 72 seasons as an album is definitely better than the 2000-2018 era Metallica I would say it’s tied with the black album behind the classics such as AJFA RTL MASTER OF PUPPETS AND KILL EM ALL
I understand why you think that, but personally I love Death magnetic, enjoy st. anger, and like about 5 songs on hardwired, and 72 seasons just doesn't rly have a special place for me. It just seems eh. But that's just my opinion, and I respect yours
Not tied with the black album imo but better than 2000-2018 metallica
Death Magnetic is leagues better than 72 tbh, and Black Album is so much better than it. Still aight album
YESSIR MY BOY WITH THE FACTS
As they say I guess everyone is entitled to their opinion.
I like every Metallica song without Lulu. My ranking:
1. All songs
Destroy: Lulu
Thanks for your attention
I appreciate your guys' opinion and the work you put into this video but man this list kinda hurt me lmao, Load and Reload and 72 seasons I actually do enjoy quite a bit and those placements at the very beginning really were sad for me to see but other than that, great video!
Here in Québec, it's Where ever I may Roam that is still playing at the radio in a sunny day, full gaz! Or Nothing Else Matters. The black album is the most easy to listen to. Everything before sound harsh and thin, and after it does sound country or "has been".
Yeah, it all comes down to your taste in music and your preference. I prefer their older music personally, but that's just my preference.
I'm not saying anyone's opinion is wrong, but I am so surprised that Nood ranked Orion at #102
I wouldn't even rank it top 30 but #102 is too low but I found it funny and surprising as well😂🙃
@vinceyrankings personally, Orion is on my top 10 which is why I was surprised. But like I said no one's opinion is wrong
@@SoulTwinky Yeah, we're a few of the ppl who actually respect someone's opinion. I wonder what others would think of my opinions..😂
I feel like every ranking list should be taken with a pinch of salt because these are based on personal opinion and different people like different things
Lol I loved your guys’ differing opinions on low man’s lyric. It’s my personal favorite from reload
My list would have been very different. First, all of St. Anger would be at the bottom, followed by Reload. Then the rest of the albums mixed up.
Yeah St. Anger is definitely one that we all used to hate, but now half of the songs we can at least appreciate a but so we put them higher. I understand why you'd put it at the bottom though, I only rly started liking it a few months ago
@@47noodlesyeah you will like 72 seasons more if you guys try to listen more to it than st anger lol
@@muhammadaliffauzan2820 maybe lmao
@@muhammadaliffauzan2820 yeah post making the list definetly finding the new album more interesting, just hard cause i dont hate any metallica songs, hurts putting anything at the bottom
the house jack built is bottom, bleeding me is 112, hero of the day is 110 and orion is 56. These are some hot takes
Pulling teeth at 100 and the house Jack built at last are crazy
I’m a hip hop head that dabbles in metal here and there. I guess a certain demographic of Metallica’s fan base can’t handle the occasional hot take. Props to you guys for still keeping this video up!
love to see that everyone has their own list. Metallica has such a deep and terrific catalog. nice to see st anger getting some love
Love to see such a positive and open minded Metallica fan for a change 🤟
You guys have some weird weird taste in music but it was definitely a fun video! 😋
Seeing My World and Better Than You right above King Nothing made me die inside.
Fun to see how the younger fanbase feels vs the "older" fans! :) Shocked St. Anger did as well as it did. You guys were all over the place!
The list is good, but I see Load just so much higher. Especially the songs Cure, The House Jack Built, Bleeding Me and HTOD
Yeah, we just didnt find Load as interesting as their other songs
Crown Of Barbed Wire pretty underrated.
C'mon guys.
I stopped watching the video after seeing bleeding me and you must burn so low.
All st. Anger is at the bottom
We just found them boring, at least st. Anger is more interesting. Once you listen to it enough and get used to the snare some songs are okay imo, such as Some Kind of Monster or Invisible Kid, but Load and 72 Seasons we found just dont compare to some of Metallica's other stuff.
@@47noodles I'm an avid St. Anger defender but I do find it interesting how your 2 favorite songs are my least favorite on that record hahaha.
@@kazumi5861 lol which saint anger songs do you like
@@purplepython4218 All of them except for SKOM, AWMH and Invisible Kid.
St Anger has some good songs, but it's the worst album production ever. You have to dig past the horrible drums in order to trully appreciate the songs. I stil can't. Waiting for a remastered version.
Everyone is talking about the injustice of Load, Reload and St Anger; were you blind to what they did to Orion and pulling teeth?
Both are my fault mostly, anasthesia is a bass solo, yeah its cool and all, but its not something I could enjoy listening to, its not rly a "song". Orion I ranked hella low cause I just cant see how its so special. The guitar tone on the solos sounds like a shitty synth and it annoys me. You can disagree, but thats just my opinion.
Hey I ranked it like 18th used to be like my favourite
How in hell "sad but true" is at #71 and "some kind of monster" on #17???
Cause we like it more.
I don't really fully agree with you guys's ranking but my god, some people are taking it way too seriously
Ikr, when we made it I didnt even think it was that controversial, other than putting st anger a bit high, but apparently Ive managed to piss off about 90% of the Metallica community lmfao
I don't really know what to disagree with! I love all their music and I think you did a great job putting it together 💯 %
Interesting to see a lot of ST Anger love, I can’t say that I agree with this list at all but it’s always fun to see other people’s opinions! Also The Shortest Straw is always number 1 for me;)
Interesting and nice list, good to see some new opinions, but you put half of load and reload under St. Anger… The Load/Reload slander will not go unnoticed lol
Oh trust me, we learnt the hard way that there are, in fact, people that enjoy Load and Reload
King Nothing at 92 is outrageous
Its cool to see you make a Metallica vid
My Top 10
10: Aint My Bitch (Load)
9: Wherever I Roam (Black Album)
8: Sanitarium (Master of Puppets)
7: Fade To Black (Ride The Lightning)
6: Enter Sandman (Black Album)
5: Seek and Destroy (Kill 'Em All)
4: One (...And Justice For All)
3: TTTSNNB (Master of Puppets)
2: For Whom The Bell Tolls (Ride The Lightning)
Runner Ups (11-13)
13: Ride The Lightning (Ride The Lightning)
12: St. Anger (St. Anger)
11: Spit Out The Bone (Hardwired to Self Destruct)
And the best Metallica song is...
Master of Puppets (Master of Puppets)
bleeding me at #112 is all i needed to see😴
Ikr right I was like ha wrong goodbye video
How did you guys perform such a tedious task ? Its absolutely mindblowing.
Many hours of listening and ranking songs in each album into tiers, then going through and listening to it all in a playlist to ensure it fits our opinion. We tracked the whole thing on a spreadsheet, then once we had all ranked it, we averaged out each song's ranking, then ranked the averages, which is this ranking. Making the video was just hours of tedious editing and copying numbers lol but eventually we made it through
@@47noodles Great man, kudos to you!
really like the st anger appreciation, love this album
Great list
Insane list. Not a single song from 72 Seasons, Master of Puppets, AJFA, Ride The Lightning, Kill em All, Death Magnetic, or even the Black album deserves to be ranked lower than anything from Hardwired, Load, Re-Load or St Anger. Those 3 albums including the majority of the songs are in a class all their own with a few exceptions. I actually like Hero of the day off of Load and the Unforgiven II off of re-load but that's about it. Cliff Burton is rolling in his grave right now! Yeah I'm one of those 50 something year olds....
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nice list guys really enjoyed it
One of the few non-haters lmao
@@47noodles for good reason
@@47noodles why should someone hate other peoples opinions:)
@@magnusmagnusson8302 I agree. I have a few disagreements, but everyone has their opinion, so I respect it.
Nicest bloke in this comment section
Holly shit, you guys are fucking nuts with those placements
Greath video though, hope to see more content
Some crazy hot takes but I love seeing st anger getting some love people just cannot get over the snare.
Why y’all put anesthesia at 100 that’s a legendary bass solo
Cuz it’s boring?
@@NowSethaboi nuh uh
bro trying to be Travis Scott
Bro trying to get likes on a comment
At least he got likes (yep, it wasn't me)
finally someone who recognises the greatness of the frayed ends of sanity, to live is to die and damage inc.
Yes, your opinions certainly are debatable lol but I still think how much effort you all actually put into this is insane
why in the hell is Spit Out The Bone 76th?????
Honestly I think its a good, energetic song, i had it at 50th which I thought was more reasonable, however the other 2 guys hated the song so it got dragged down
@@47noodles wtf is wrong with all of you. Spit Out The Bone is atleast top 10
Dream No More is such a good song
Okay?
Hard disagree 🙁
How are you going to have almost all of St Anger Above Bleeding Me?
Spit Out the Bone to Mama Said is quite the transition.
Lol I made a ranking earlier today as well (Beyond Magnetic included)
1. That Was Just Your Life
2. Fight Fire With Fire
3. Blackened
4. Damage, Inc
5. Battery
6. The Day That Never Comes
7. Spit Out The Bone
8. My Apocalypse
9. Room Of Mirrors
10. Disposable Heroes
11. Eye Of The Beholder
12. Motorbreath
13. Dyers Eve
14. Suicide & Redemption
15. Screaming Suicide
16. Frantic
17. The End Of The Line
18. Hate Train
19. St. Anger
20. Lux Æterna
21. ...And Justice For All
22. The Shortest Straw
23. Harvester Of Sorrow
24. The Judas Kiss
25. Orion
26. Metal Militia
27. One
28. Dirty Window
29. Trapped Under Ice
30. Too Far Gone?
31. Broken, Beat & Scarred
32. Creeping Death
33. Jump In The Fire
34. Master Of Puppets
35. King Nothing
36. Shoot Me Again
37. All Nightmare Long
38. Atlas, Rise!
39. Moth Into Flame
40. Escape
41. Phantom Lord
42. 72 Seasons
43. Shadows Follow
44. Invisible Kid
45. Ride The Lightning
46. The Frayed Ends Of Sanity
47. Some Kind Of Monster
48. Ain't My Bitch
49. Holier Than Thou
50. Fuel
51. Prince Charming
52. Through The Never
53. The Struggle Within
54. Chasing Light
55. The Unnamed Feeling
56. Leper Messiah
57. The Four Horsemen
58. Wasting My Hate
58. Hardwired
60. Until It Sleeps
61. Halo On Fire
62. Whiplash
63. No Remorse
64. Inamorata
65. Hit The Lights
66. Enter Sandman
67. Sanitarium
68. Seek & Destroy
69. Bleeding Me
70. Hell And Back
71. Hero Of The Day
72. Rebel Of Babylon
73. For Whom The Bell Tolls
74. Sleepwalk My Life Away
75. Sad But True
76. Wherever I May Roam
77. Cyanide
78. The Thing That Should Not Be
79. The Call Of Ktulu
80. Fade To Black
81. Crown Of Barbed Wire
82. You Must Burn!
83. If Darkness Had A Son
84. Just A Bullet Away
85. The Unforgiven
86. To Live Is To Die
87. My World
88. Murder One
89. The Memory Remains
90. The God That Failed
91. The Unforgiven III
92. The Unforgiven II
93. Sweet Amber
94. All Within My Hands
95. Anaesthesia
96. Don't Tread On Me
97. Confusion
98. Ronnie
99. Fixxxer
100. Now That We're Dead
101. Cure
102. The Outlaw Torn
103. Dream No More
104. My Friend Of Misery
105. Of Wolf And Man
106. 2x4
107. Purify
108. Mama Said
109. ManUNkind
110. Am I Savage?
111. Here Comes Revenge
112. Devil's Dance
113. Better Than You
114. Attitude
115. Thorn Within
116. Nothing Else Matters
117. Carpe Diem Baby
118. Bad Seed
119. Poor Twisted Me
120. Slither
121. The House That Jack Built
122. Low Man's Lyric
123. Where The Wild Things Are
Bonus: albums
1. Death Magnetic
2. AJFA
3. Master Of Puppets
4. KEA
5. RTL
6. 72 Seasons
7. Hardwired
8. St Anger
9. Beyond Magnetic
10. Load
11. Black
12. ReLoad
Wow, apart from a few small things I agree with yours quite a lot, especially that you're a Death Magnetic lover
Good to know it’s more then just me who can enjoy a good st anger song
I love how you put twjyl on 1,death magnetic overall is sooo underrated
I think That Was Just Your Life sounds like St Anger leftovers for most of the song, i hate it
Frantic at 16 is worse though, that is my #119
Orion at 56? Blasphemy.
what is Pyth on? i need some of that
i am thrilled to see all nightmare long get some love, that song is so sick
don't tread on me is the best song from black album
Damn, you guys rlly dont like inamorata, i would put it in top 20, just love the melody, but the list is good
We couldn't see what all the hype was about, maybe if we listen more then we'll like it, but the slow hardwired-load fusion of the whole album just isnt a fav
I’ve got plenty of gripes on this list but 2 things I definitely agree with are the love of Death Magnetic and the low ranking of Sad But True, they nailed those 2 aspects
I agree with DM, great album, though for me Judas Kiss is by far the weakest song on that album - just my opinion though
Invisible kid so low on the list! Awesome! Great work i know this was a ton of work and awesome list! Super interesting!
Edit: also all nightmare long top 10 is amazing! Legendary songgg
Sweet amber ranked higher than songs off of puppets and the black album just doesn’t sit right with me
man i didnt like that song either lol
this gotta be the goofiest rankings
Probably the best way to put it.
I want to try this with my friends now
Absolutely agree with top 4, though I prefer blackened over master
My top 25: *The Correct List*
1. Fade to Black
2. The Unforgiven II
3. One (S&M)
4. The Unforgiven
5. Creeping Death
6. Disposable Heroes
7. Wherever I may Roam
8. Master of Puppets
9. Battery
10. Halo On Fire (S&M2)
11. Atlas, Rise!
12. Orion
13. For Whom the Bell Tolls (S&M)
14. Spit Out The Bone
15. No Leaf Clover (S&M)
16. Seek & Destroy
17. Nothing else matters (S&M)
18. Phantom Lord
19. The Four Horseman
20. Dyers Eve
21. All Nightmare long
22. Motorbreath
23. Blackened
24. My Friend of Misery
25. Mama Said
Albums for extra:
1. Ride The Lightning
2. Master Of Puppets
3. Metallica
4. Kill Em’ All
5. Hardwired
6. 72 Seasons
7. Load
8. And Justice For All
9. St. Anger
10. Reload
11. Death Magnetic
Your song ranking I disagree with songs such as My Friend of Misery or Mama Said, and for your albums... Lets just say my fav is Death Magnetic and your album ranking hurt my feelings lmao
@@47noodles it’s all good 😂
Bruh this album ranking😅
@@muhammadaliffauzan2820 omg i just realised they put tba so high and justice so low, yeahhhh this ranking is not one I can agree with lol
@@47noodles the only wrong thing about this just AJFA and Death Magnetic that ranked so low lol
Finally someone gives love for St. Anger
Finally someone in the comments who also gives love for st anger rather than hating on me for it
While I disagree, I'm so encouraged that someone went to the trouble to do this.
I’d personally place load, unload and st. Anger songs at the bottom but I respect your thoughts
how can someone dislike Load that much
It's just not as interesting as their other albums
because it's crap, simple as that
@@47noodles It's much more interesting than Death Magnetic, for example.
@@thebatman1482 Death Magnetic is my favourite album 💀
@@47noodles Exactly. It's possibly their worst arranged album apart from St. Anger, the definition of riff salad. Just riff, after riff, after riff with no connection at all and almost every song on that album falls apart after 4-5 minutes.
Some Kinda Monster #17, Sandman #51 😂😂😂
SKOM is just so powerful, while Sandman is just a song imo, ik its weird but our taste is a bit unusual apparently
@@47noodles if only skom wasnt 43 hours long
The House Jack Built in last is outrageous. At least you appreciate Invisible Kid
I completely agree