It Uses Math To Break Reality - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)
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- Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
- The Mathematician may be one of the strangest and most powerful secret units to ever exist in TABS. He can't help but break the game.
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“He’s called the mathematician, like his arms are addition.... he’s a man of great ambition, who set out on a mission, and is in a pretty good position for a war of attrition against a CHILD WITH MALNUTRITION”
Nice
Now he has to make a decision on striking with precision on the hobbit inquisition so he'll get the victory he invisioned
Nice
CaptainSauce was indeed spitting some awesome rhymes until he got to hobbit
Preordered the best results. hi again, r the cowboys are you gonna say that is not a good day to day activities and the use of a
1:03 "He's called the Mathemitician, his arms are addition, He's a man of great ambition, who set out on a mission, and is in a pretty good position, for a war of attrition, against... A HOBBIT"
Top 10 rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss.
I was looking for this comment
it actually has a good beat to it aswell
Against a hobbit as tradition
Ok that was straight FIRE from the depths of hell in a good way
@@baranjan6969 after signing the petition and to get some recognition to clear all suspicion of being a superstition
Sauce: Says “Two wrongs don’t make a right” to the mathematician
The mathematician multiplying 2 negatives together: I say otherwise
Ha
@@swarmeedoodle190 he has what?
@@gemmashellfirewolf124 we both know that Google translate is just about as useful as a wet fart, okay?
"It uses math to break reality"
I'm pretty sure that's just Algebra
This game is finally totally accurate
oh,shut it
I see you are a man of culture as well :)
@@sombrastudios5765 you must be a math teacher
@@captainjakil ohhhhhhhh good job (Doritos intensifies)
No
He's called the Mathematician,
His arms are addition.
He's a man of great ambition,
Who set out on a mission,
And is in a pretty good position
For a war of attrition,
Against a half-man opposition.
There it is the end of the verse
YES
Nate Hundred YOU FOOL
You beautiful, genius bastard... thank you
What about "Against a man who's a division"?
My version of the rhyme would be :
He’s called mathematician,
His arms are addition.
He was a man of great ambition who set out on a mission,
To get some recognition,
And to sign a petition,
To start a war of attrition,
Against a half man opposition.
He then seeked out a magician to avoid retribution,
But now he has a strange addiction to affection,
Which he solves with aggression,
After seeking out a physician.
His reputation and dedication,
Earned him a job as a politician,
With no competition, he deserves a compensation.
Wholesome
Top 10 rappers Eminem was afraid to diss
Oh
Nick N how the hell would this be jacksfilms?
THERE once días a Man ofertas afición son dentro outlet foros a misión totalmente light a bombita ofertas tradición en Isla in de predicar todo passition muy islas in a los ofertas aggereition ofertas todo afición ofertas sleeping Wide emisión:)
Cap, I think the dummy is not as the peasant, but more as in “training dummy”, so you can use them to test more units.
Like so he may see
яєαℓℓу?
nO ReAlLy?
There is only one training dummy it’s the hobbit
@@huang111 bruh
@Henry Bauman Begon?
Here is a sandbox request:
"Damn boi he thicccc that's a thicc ass boi"
Make a Snuffy thicc with the mathematician
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Yessss
Yesssssssssss mAkE hIm ThIcC
"He’s called the mathematician, like his arms are addition.... he’s a man of great ambition, who set out on a mission, and is in a pretty good position for a war of attrition against a..hobbit?" Now I sort of want to try and make a musical about Napolean.
Nice one!
Should be a hobbit exhibition
Uhhhh? Mr mathematics are planning on doing anything,Did you divided by 0?
What happening right now
A musical about Napoleon oooooh that would be interesting considering who and what Napoleon is.
"The Captain's Sauce Challenge 2020" Day 4 - oompa loompa doompedebay, Captain breaks TABS with division today!
RedrockGamer me: yay I’m early 806 comments
Me: huh
I’m only commenting here cause there are to many comments for someone to see this
@@popidopilo2521 if your "huh?" Is about my comment, the Captain's Sauce Challenge is my personal challenge. I've challenged myself to watch all Captainsauce videos before the end of the year. So I comment like that to keep record of the videos I've watched or rewatched.
@@RedRockGamerSTG didn't you say that on Twitter or was that someone else
if cap doesnt heart this hes just jealous
@@captainjakil lol that was me. After the Cap said he earns more daily off older videos I decided to set out and have a Captainsauce marathon.
"He's called mathematician like his arms are addition... he's a man of great ambition, who set out on a mission and is in a pretty good position for a war of attrition against a child with malnutrition. Now he has to make a decision on striking with precision on The Hobbit Inquisition who is used as ammunition for the great mathematician. And with that prediction he shall shoot his ammunition although it's summation shall bring devastation to the hobbit Village, for the great mathematician shall pillage said Village to end the Hobbit Inquisition and the War of Attrition against a Child with Malnutrition who's not in a Very Good Position and is low on Ammunition unlike the Great Mathematician who shalt shoot his ammunition with his Predictions Precision to end the War of Attrition against a Child with Malnutrition. BOOM! I DID IT! *Mic Drop*
holy crap thats really good
Don't praise me, praise the mighty Mathematician.
Still pretty fucking lit boi
Shut up
I...uh...am concerned
"Two wrongs don't make a right, you should know this."
Don't forget that they are mathematicians. Multiplying two negatives makes a positive.
oof
Two wrongs don’t make a right but three lefts do.
@@luna-bb8vv ...
@@dioniciacabrera7113 ... ...
F
"I think we just made a wobbley whale"
-captainsause
He’s called the mathematician, like his arms are addition.... he’s a man of great ambition, who set out on a mission, and is in a pretty good position for a war of attrition against a human elf love child with rat skin on his feet
@Planet J1407B he do be botty though
1:03 Cap over here with some bars 😂
Ikr just fire I wonder when his first album gonna drop
100%deku no 🧢
Hey cap, I have a battle for you
“Siblings CAN cooperate”
One DeadEye and one QuickDraw
Apollo and Artemis would also be a good example of sibling helping each other
@@Spamley_the_Porygon2 yeah but apollo is modded
True
He is called the Mathematician, like his arms are addition, he's a man of great ambition, who set out on a mission, and is in a pretty good position for a war of attrition against a human who is a fraction.
"Called mathematician, arms are addition, he's a man of great ambition, who set out on a mission, and is in a pretty good position, for a war of attrition, ...against a hobbit"
Comment a rhyme I might add it
Commenters Fix:"Called mathematician, arms are addition, he's a man of great ambition, who set out on a mission, for his own self division, and is in a pretty good position,in the break dance competition, fighting the opposition, in a war of attrition,against a man with short condition, effected by malnutrition
Manuel Castillo72 Most poetic thing I ever heard. Beautiful. Just beautiful.
Fix: “against a man with a short condition “
That's on a mission, for his own self division.
That fits right?
Or a man of the short edition
I feel like u could add "and an alchohol addiction" somewhere in the rap
Literally nobody: Mom, can we get math?
Mom: We have math at home
Math at home:
*everyone didn’t like that*
You don't just like to have math
Impossible
Ashlee Bashorun yea
Stop it Mom r/unpopularopinion
4:46 Oompa Loompa Doompity Doo. Jesus Christ, what the fuck did you do?
There Ya go Cap
The math guy is supposed to strengthen your units that's why enemies freak out when used against them.
Oh lol
I thought the same lol
That, or they're scared of math
@@Wolf-jp4xi probably that
Is that true?
I was just watching a video on one punch man!!🤣 btw that was the best rhyme ever🤣🤣🤣🤣
TheBrattyHotdog
edited?
@@demonictogaaftoncipherstar4271 yea I text during the vid so yes
FISHY ARMY FOR LIFE FISHY BRUDDA
oh god not another fish idiot
FrostDiamondTM FISHY F###ING ARMY
I spent almost 10 minutes waiting for you to realize the mathematician is a support unit.
Yeah that was painful to watch
7:09
" I'm glad tabs units dont have bones"
The skeletal units and the reaper: am I a joke to you?
Isn't the reaper technically a skeletal unit too
Mathematician: your not just a clown, your the entire circus
@@superbeltman6197 why I guess
He’s called the mathematician, his arms are addition, he’s a man of ambition, who’s set out on a mission and is in a pretty good position to wage a war of attrition against a hobbit coalition...
Also here’s an idea:
“Clash of the Titans”
1 of every giant
1 Reaper
1 Odin
1 Redbeard
1 Da Vinci Tank
4 Mammoths (cause Snuffy)
2 Jousters and Cavalry (because the horse is a god)
1 Zeus
1 Ares (I believe I saw him at the end of the Greek faction’s list)
Noice
Bars
The battle of... "stupidly":
1 mathematician vs a mammoth or a long mammoth. Or both ;)
Like if u are interessed.
The freaking Mathematician is a support unit
@@bitgrenadier5798 that's still a battle.
only 62 people are interested so far, sad
Interested*
@@KyleNunn213 STFU you aren't allowed to correct people on the internet unless it's deemable as egregious
Hay bailers are magnetized because there’s always a needle in a hay stack
"Ohhhh! It just hit me, like a giant plus sign to the head! - CaptainSauce 2020
Sauce has the best 30 second epiphanies that only take place halfway through the episode, when you're too busy rolling around on the floor from his fabulously Saucy idiocy antics to really pay attention to his earthshattering realizations. lol!
Hes called the mathmetician, hes arms are addition, and hes man of great ambition who set out on a mission and is in a pretty good position for a war of attrition in a hobbit killing competition
Sauce: Spawns a unit that is literally called the "dummy"
Also Sauce: "They're not moving, why aren't they working?"
Edit: Changing Their to They're because people in the comments are reeking havoc about it
Uncultured swine, there's your explanation.
Hate to be that guy but.... they’re*
JASOE RUDE
@@officiallyshroomie it's k man. I'm kinda that guy too
*They’re*
Fun fact the “plus guy” is a scraped unit in tabs and he was with a “minus guy”.
He was also actually called "The Philosopher"
Yeah I saw the video on landfall's channel
It's called Greek Philosophers
Joshua Kim prob gonna be a secret unit
A con man.
Hayden Avellona no
The wobbly horse arc had me bathing in my own tears and gasping for air 💀
Oh come on, you didn't even try the mathematician against SNUFFY and he's already got cholesterol higher than cloud 9
lol
lol
Lol
Yeah I don't get why he didn't try to math snuffy
Battle suggestion:
"Class has just begun"
30 mathematicians led by 1 teacher
ι ℓιкє тнιѕ
That would be cool
Everybody gangsta till the mathematician uses Pythagorean’s formula on the halfling
What’s that
@@austintubbs6487 it’s a formula in math. Kinda forgot why I said this comment I guess I just randomly chose a math formula
It's used to find the hypotenuse
The Dummies aren’t supposed to move. He’s like a training dummy, existing only to be used to test out another unit’s abilities
Uncultured swines, the lot of them.
Hobbits greatest enemy
"Wobbly whale"
Someone please make a whale unit that just flops around the battle field, turning enemies into pancakes.
Wait, wait, I GOT IT!!! Does anyone know that one Pokémon that looks like a whale, but round? THAT should be the unit I'm talking about. Just a Whale ball, rolling around the field, occasionally jumping high up in the air and crashing down like a meteor.
Does anyone want that kind of unit? Or just a Whale flopping around like a flip flop?
Lol wtf that would be awesome
Yes
Good
YES! That is the kind of stupid unit that I love.
It should insta kill all units including its allies. Basically can only be killed by ranged units.
CaptainSauce: He's called a math matitian. His arms are addition. He's a man of great ambition who set out on a mistion and is in a pretty good position for a war of attrition... with a hobbit.
Me: You came so close to greatness but you came crashing down right at the end
@Henry Bauman YES 😄
...with a hobbit inquistion
nobody expects the hobbit inquisition
french croissant huh huh huh
1:04
TABS one year before:1v1 Boxers!
TABS now:Feeding a hobbit with maths
This whole video, was a laughing stock, god bless you cap
That's tabs in a nutshell
Lol
Yea
xD
extra thicc one punch man lol
1how did he not try to "add" thicccness to the snuffies.
And 2 how did he not notice the eyes on the catapults, unless he did.
On the map where the mathmetion fought de Vinci there is a mysterious island
In the corner
I think it’s part of the map because when I play the game the island is there
It’s out of bounds
It’s apart of the map
Math person: divide by zero error
Cap: demons
Also cap: *shows the grim reaper*
13:48
Also the catapult has eyes
Jaakko Haapasalo noticed
I noticed where did I get jaakko haapasalo noticed!?
Oh that’s ur nick name srry
New army the bois use all the most expensive units from each faction
14:48
I'm so proud tabs is growing up and learning stuff 😊
What
Here is my sandbox request:
"The Great Holy Snuffy"
1 LONG Snuffy
10 priests
1 Math metition
Also you may have to take control of math metitions to put priority on Snuffy
snuffy ++
Math metition?
@@diobrando6162 yeah... Let's just pretend I spelled that right
*mathematician lol
RipToeing Nakedninja you forgot to add long snuffy to that list
Here is my sandbox request:
"The Ultimate Summoner"
1 Shaman
and 20 Cheerleaders
There are 2 out comes either sauce's computer dies or all of the enemy's units die
"It uses math to break reality"?
Sounds about right with how hair-rippingly infuriating it is IRL
"Hair rippingly" very accurate!
IKR
@@KiroChisa shut up
dipcrap science no
Every kid when they go thru puberty 8:34
i love how every plan cap has never works first time or at all
poly bridge, TABS, etc
Oh yeah that is funny but it also makes him want to jump off a building
15:24 how did sauce not realise that the magnepult has eyes
its hilarious
I wish default catapults had eyes
@@gayzer1020 They do have eyes
@@sirianrocker I never noticed that
“Creeper?! Aw Man!”
50 Bomb On A Sticks
Revenge of the spookums
On the spooky 1 map
Revenge of the spooky faction
15 skeleton warriors in a line in front
2 reapers behind them
2 pumpkin catapults one on each flank
10 vampires next to the catapult 5 on each flank
15 skeleton archers behind the reapers
2 swordcasters in front of archers
you can only use tribal faction including mods
Like so cap can see
My battle idea:
"Get em down, boys"
100 harpooners surrounding you
Nothing can beat that there was a video and i dont think anything can win they will just trapbyour units and make them unable to move
@@epiclight9107 exactly. I want to see if I can make Sauce suffer. It makes good content
@@noahlee9567 he suffers enough from his recent poly bridge video let him have a break
@@epiclight9107 true but I still kinda wanna get mentioned in a video
He only does 50 units max
"Oh my god, no, no, it's starting... the changes... the mutations" the way he says it is just amazing
Keeping mind sharp as we lose them laughing quite the genius plan
The great alliance: one of every og tabs units on one side and one of all the mod units
Please like so caption sauce can see😁
It would be a massacre, the normal units wouldn’t stand a chance
The real loser would be his computer
“Caption Sauce”
*”Caption Sauce”*
*”CAPTION SAUCE”*
The only thing that the dark peasant can’t deflect is a whole sheet of paper with math equations, he can’t deflect it cause the mom is in the corner watching his every move
“He uses math to break reality”
Einstein:wait that’s illegal
Ur smart
Caden Bennett it took a while to think of what to say so I went dumb
Never has a hobbit been so scary before.
Hay cap I have a suggestion
“The power of god and anime “
Priests and one punch man
Wow so OP but that was the way it was intended
I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE! *Intense screaming*
OH GOD NO PLEASE GOD NO HE IS ALREADY PRETTY MUCH INVINCIBLE ALREADY WHY MAKE HIM MORE?!
No I am not a manic ok
@@somerandomguy3259 don't think you are
Superbeltman . Has anybody found a way to kill that unit in the first place?
The mathematicians are supposed to “upgrade” their teammates, not make the enemy chunkier
*mathematician: supports teammates with size*
*teammates: C H O N K O V E R L O A D*
*M E G A C H O N K*
@@ghetoknight7801 I'm not trying to copy u btw
I would like but it has 69 likes (NICE)
Haha now ur comment has 70 likes and not 69
12:07 THICK HORSE, THICK HORSE!
"He's called the mathematician, his arms are addition, he's a man of great ambition, who set out on a mission and is in a pretty good position for a war of attrition against...a...hobit"
~Cap 2020
(I'm a poet and can't ryhme on the spot like this. He should of said heavy ammunition instead of hobit and place like a gun slinger or cannon)
1:50 the hobbit really wants that A+
me when I hit puberty: oh my god no no it's starting it- it's starting the changes the mutations!
When the weight of Cap's depression is a quantifiable number, of course math can be used to break reality.
Only real Sauce fans will know that... Or those who watched his previous Polybridge video
It multiplies and divides his polybridge stress at the same time
39?
To finish the rhyme for you
He’s called the mathematician
His arms are addition
He’s a man of great ambition
Who set out on a mission
And is in a pretty good position
For a war of batrition
Against a hobbits tradition
The sword Master is so cool, he attacks like Nero in his Devil Form.
Two words: five leaf
webe
People say first aren’t as impressive as people that say last
Underated
You deserve a like and sub
Dinah B thank u
Holy shit. What truthful thing did I just read.
he has a point
Mathematician: exists
Cap: The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math.
Ok I finished the poem for you your welcome can you shout me out for this
He’s Called the mathematician, he’s arm are addition he’s a man of a great ambition, who’s sets out on a mission, ands in a pretty good position, for a war of attrition against a hobbits determination looking for some extermination, but in this devastation, one dose calculation, the other one of a farm nation. Who will win in this game addiction.
Boom there you go
Wow nice
How long did this take
This takes talent I applaud you
everyone else is copying you
It took about 10-15m but I’m good
Thanks for cheering me up cap I’ve been having a real tough time at home feeling very depressed
17:50
Y’know sometimes ad breaks CAN make things funnier.
“And low and behold, it’s the one with legs” xD
" I think I just made a wobbly whale" that killed me
Saw this as soon as he said it lol
I'm pretty sure the mathematician was meant to be an actual unit.
It seems like when a mathematician hits a unit a couple times in the same spot, that part just combusts.
12:30 how dare the captain insult onion bro like that! That jouster isn’t nearly thicc enough
1:15 so he will need a lot of amunition
9:18 that’s what my parents said when I was born
I love the paint the town red series can you keep doing it? Thanks! 😊
I’m bored of it, it’s really repetitive now.
1:04-1:15 killed me when I watched this for the first time when it first came out
He's called the mathematician, his arms are addition, He's a man of great ambition, who set out on a mission, and is in a pretty good position for a war of attrition, against a hobbit, if he wins he plans to feed his family with great nutrition, he could even take his son fishin', but he's just wishin'. Alright guys cut its time for intermission.
if you can beat that reply to this comment i want to see how far we can take this
STOP
0:30, Hole in One!
Idea: Use the wizard to kill one punch man. (The wizard instant kills everything close to it)
9:53 when you forget to carry the 1
Hey Sauce! I got a battle for you! "Start Praying..."
every god(includeing moded) and the grim reaper
Modded*
It seems to me that the mathematician is like the healer/priest and the cheerleader in that it only does stuff to friendly units.
Well since he kinda said it in the video yep
Heres my custom battle. I dont care if its time or not.
The crusaders.
20 wobbly horses,
15 knights,
10 squires,
And 5 archers.
3:23
Hafling: HUH HUH HUH HUH
“Do you need some kind of exorcist to divide a fraction?” As someone who has had to do that, yes, yes you do
It’s the easiest thing in the world
The Ghost of Tsushima:2shogun:Lord Shimura,Jin Sakai Jin Clan also know as Clan Adachi:10 samurai and 6 cavalry and 5 fire archer
"Math isn't lethal."
That's what I said. Then I looked at my high school GPA.
Oof size large
Rise of the painters:
50 painters, one da Vinci tank (not sure about my spelling)
Your fine but it would be DaVinci
He's called the Mathematician,
His arms are addition.
He's a man of great ambition,
Who set out on a mission,
And is in a pretty good position
For a war of attrition,
Against a Hobit of nutrition,
Against a half-man opposition.
Play more island time vr There is a way to get off the island Hint: the starfish is important
This is why math might be the most least favorite subject.
You said that they were marching into the battle with the power of math, are you sure it wasn't the power of meth?
Hoo, the mathematician acts like cheerleader and priest then, they "buff" their party member or smth like that
he found that out later in the video
I wish for gods in the intro he would have put the almighty supreme overlord wobbly horse
Captainsauce:
Me: