Mitosis vs Meiosis Rap Battle! | SCIENCE SONGS
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- Опубліковано 23 лис 2016
- Splitting up is complicated! Which amazing process will win: Mitosis or Meiosis?
The END OF THE UNIVERSE Song: • This Is How It All Ends
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You want to take on Mitosis?
Let me get your diagnosis
It says you’re half the man I am
And all your raps are necrosis
Yeah I’m so perfectly perfect
In all my careful divisions
Creating identical versions
While you’re “Oh I’m so different”
Don’t talk to me!
You’ve been around the block too many times
And your duplicate splitting is constantly spitting out
Four daughter nuclei?
Don’t be jealous cause I’m sexy
And I got two sets of phases
I like to mix DNA up
When I’m entering my prophase stages!
You’re like your parents kid
Just like a clone
You see this chromosomal genetic
combination’s mine own!
I’m independent
My chromosomes don’t need any pairs
At the end there’s only 23
So your mom and dad can share and make
Life! Yeah I’m the one that
Gives you your offspring
Though my genetic variance can create arrogance
DNA’s changing from New York to Beijing...
Sure, if it weren’t for you
I wouldn’t have kids
But if I wasn’t here
then you wouldn’t exist
And those babies you keep bringing up?
Awwww, real cute
I’m the one that makes them grow
So you can stop cleaning their puke!!
You’re like telophase
The only thing worth admiring is your cleavage
I don’t want to give half of my chromosomes up
What I’ve built in my nucleus is my achievement
I’m like telophase too
I like to kick back and unwind
But I’m secretly Anaphase
Pulling you apart from inside!
I repair the whole body
To make you grow big and strong
If I wanted sex cells
I would just ask your mom
Hey - here’s a question!
Maybe you have the answer
Did you know you’re the main cause
For a whole bunch of cancers?
Yeah, your errors
Cause a lot of conditions
Ouch! Did that burn?
Better call the physician
Sorry! Can’t feel your burns
As I can regrow skin
I’ll repair tissue, build membranes
To never let you in
Whatever! I have Meiosis 1
And of course Meiosis 2
A way more complex process
Making me way better than you
Two successive divisions
4 perfect daughter cells
Each one ends up haploid
Is that your testes thanking me as well?
And I was discovered first
1876 to be exact
So I’m older and wiser than you
And that is a fact
My overabundance and detailed importance
Makes me a bit more complex
So my discovery required
A lot more context
I come from Walther Flemming’s
Genius mind and observations
Look at this cutie’s beard
He’d give anyone stimulation
Well one of my forefathers
Had the hippest glasses and peach fuzz
Gertwig was a hipster
Before everybody was
You see it’s me that makes the gametes
So all of humanity can reproduce
Gotta strive for diversity and progress
So we don’t end up like you - a douche!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Both our chromosomes
Line up on the equator
And we’re mostly stuck in interphase
So let’s try not to be a haters
When it comes to agreeing
One thing we have at least is
That both our epic journeys
End in cytokinesis! - Наука та технологія
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what did the brother cell say to the sister cell when she stepped on his foot?
*_mitosis_*
I am always sarcastic I GET IT! Mitosis= my toe sis
HAHHAHAHAHAH
cant think of a name i only read like 4 words of this and i thought i thought it was gonna be an alabama joke
my friend said that to me before and i was like 👀
Hahahaha
This is probably the most educational rap I've ever heard
you've been listening to the wrong rappers, then
+I'm Batman Lol
erb though
You should look up acapella science
Maybe you should listen to Hamilton
Mitosis: I'm so perfectly perfect in all my careful divisions
Cancer: I'm about to end this man's whole career
Thanos: I am about to end this cancer whole career
@@idkwhattonamethisshti You missed the reference lmao
Literally
It should be:
Cancer: I'm about to end this man
Down Syndrome: Am I a joke to you?
when scientist want to move like rappers but end up moving like drama queens
🤣🤣🤣
🤣LOL🤣
lol
And I am here for it!
LMAO 😂 😂 😂
Rn I should be asleep but this made me laugh and I think my parents heard me
dat moment when you feel so educated because you understood everything
Prativa gurung ikr XD
Prativa Gurung I'm in year 5. What is this saying pls I need help in life
I've seen this 20 times and im still not at that moment
leah Suffolk you can try to watch some really boring videos and gain some primary knowledge from them.
Then watch this video,and you'll understand everything while having so much fun.
saame
Who else would love to have these two guys as science teachers?
Sean Ru WHO WOULDNT
ME!!!
Sean Ru who wouldnt??!!
Yeeeessss
They're already my science teachers :)
Teacher: "Did you study for the bio test last night?"
Me last night: *watched this video*
Me: "Ya, I studied really well!"
*Passes test*
*Gets extra credit*
Yo I'm about to do the same thing as well
STONKS
That's what I'm doing rn lmao
I'm not gonna lie. This video has been pretty helpful.
👏👏👏
you are the coolest nerds ever
thats hot thats hot
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
L
sukositb reduction vs oxidation
sukositb RNA vs DNA
sukositb pythagoras' theorem vs abc formula
sukositb HAHAHAHA.
HAHAHAHA I didn't understand any of this but I love you guys so much omg
All you need to know is that SCIENCE IS THE BEST ;)
Haha how about we have you on the channel to do some Science/DIY collab?
LaurDIY u da best
AsapSCIENCE like your vids keep it up
LaurDIY OMG HI I LOVE YOU
LaurDIY me tooo 😂😜
sorry, can' feel your burns as i can regrow skin.
that was way to good for a line!
Too* i thought you were smarter than that
When you’ve been listening to this song for 2 years and never understood. And have a bio lesson without your teacher and finally understand!! It’s amazing
lol just had a bio lesson💀
WHO WON, WHO'S NEXT, YOU DECIIII....wrong channel!!!
Oh my gosh that reference😂😂😂😂
I forgot what channel that was but I have watched alot of their videos
Both
EPIC! RAP! BATTLES OF AKI- oh wait
AAAAAAAAAAA 😂😂😂
This is the whitest nerdiest rap I have ever heard, I love it
Caleb Pulse really
Why would I be triggered lol I just said it was an unfunny joke
Frost Demonz don't forget to add pansiest
George player You never said that bruh lmao
What about the song White and Nerdy?
1:13 everyone in the class room freaked out with that *ROAST*
SAME LMFAO
That sent me into orbit.
We legit watched this in my biology class last year.thanks for helping us remember mitosis and meiosis.😂☠️
Alexis C. I wish I was in your class I would sing the whole song.
Samee
We watched it a week ago so I searched it up to revise 👍
Can't wait for you guys to look back on this when you're 50.
(No hate intended, btw)
hater
ThePieSlice - Today at 9:26 PM
what
philophos same
philophos haha yes 😂😂 you're so right
I'm surprised that I understood all of this.
An Nguyen I’m sad that I don’t. Next year I will though.
Ok, now I have a burning question. How are you two so amazingly talented in so many ways? And when can we start cloning you?
GET TWO FOR ME.With the extra knowledge version !
We can start cloning them when we learn how to use mitosis on entire multicellular organisms. Even Meiosis said that Mitosis was basically a clone 😂
we can start cloning when they make a video saying that cloning humans is no longer unethical and that they gave consent for us to clone them however we like
What did One daughter cell say to the other as she trod on her foot?
"Ouch mi-to-sis"
My Biology teacher loves this the 5 times I say it everyday.
😂
This would have helped me so much a week ago 😂
Same
omg same
Riley Evans right
I needed this just for tomorrow haha
Riley Evans sammmeeeee
I wish They were my Science Teacher
YES! OH MY GOD! I'D BE GETTING A'S IN ALL OF MY EXAMS IF THEY WERE OUR TEACHERS.
How are 2 people going to be 1 teacher?
Me too
I have one.....give me five🖐....
I wish I had a science teacher. My teacher took a maternity leave and I haven't learned anything in her class. Now I'll never pass the AP test.
if they were science teachers
greg: actually a really good teacher and also lets you have extra credit
mitch: never gives homework and talks about random stuff not on the syllabus
LOL SO TRUE
I'm in grade 9 and we are learning this. :)
How old are you? I learned it at the age of 13.
I learned this in grade 7
well I'm in grade 3 and I'm watching this
SAME
I'm 4 years old and am learning this
Who won? Who's next? You decide!
HowtheHo 〰 EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY :)
Christina Choi no this is EPIC SCIENCE RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
TheTransformer333 that have a nice ring to it!
HowtheHo 〰 Epic rap battles of history 😂
+MJD7 Gaming EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SCIE-EE-NCE
It's so cringy but it's so good
James Aw IK it kinda is but I think it's cool idk about the slight cringe.
James Aw omg ikr 💅 < it's kinda like this
Me as a bio teacher:
*Shows class this video*
Day complete!
Man I wish u where my bio teacher
I'd love to have these 2 as my science teachers.
"Symbiosis, and not division.... unless it's mitosis or the study of fission"
Even if you don't pass, you'll enjoy my class
All species... Oh, singing one song
Now math song
If you want to learn about the world I must say
I am the purest field of study you can take
Immune to misterpetation
The blueprint of creation
The Backbone of all things science
No basis just constant agumentation
With your mind and observation
No gadgets ,just your logic and your time
AND PIIIIII
I prefer chemstiry
@@hodakotb4155 together we will find the answers to life
I prefer physics
If you need me, call me up on, Avogadro's number.
We're in the middle of meiosis vs mitosis in bio😂
Ally Charpentier we took a test on this the Friday before thanksgiving break
i spent about a week learning about it in 6th grade (in 8th grade now)
honestly same
Ally Charpentier this was released literally the day that I learned about mitosis
SAME
Hilarious, memorable, content-rich. I start my transition from teaching high school Mitosis to teaching Meiosis with your video. Thank you.
Friends: Physics/Chemistry is the best
Me: ... I think you might be right but how do I understand this?
Friends: How do u understand this?
Me: ... I am now officially a biology nerd
I don't understand what you're saying😅
I am a physics nerd. 😅
BIOLOGY!!! :D
I'm a science and E.P.P nerd also English
Nice song! To argue what meiosis brought up, about cancer, you could also tell him that it's because of him that there are genetically inherited diseases like trisomy 21, if the chromosomes aren't pulled apart properly during anaphase, eh? I had my bio midterm not too long ago xD
Anna Novoyan I thought the same think!!, I mean, all of the chromosomic mutations are way more complex than cancer...
cecília castellví Yeah xDD I was kind of surprised they didn't use that, but it was a great rap nevertheless.
LOL Get Down but don't get Downs...
lol true, i had my bio midterm exam like two days ago too lol it wouldve been so useful if i saw this video back then😂
My bio midterm isn't for 3 more weeks so I should probably remember this song, hopefully it helps
This warms my AP Bio heart ❤️😂
you learn this shit in secondary school in the uk
recovering okay we get it, the brits are smartasses don't have to go around showing off in the comments
I learned this in high school. 10th grade. I live in the US.
simplymaci so it is true. AP students feel the need to announce that theyre AP students lol
Eddie H i complain about my ap classes all day LMAO
This is an epic AND educational rap battle. I like it. Maybe for your next one, you could do a Left Brain vs. Right Brain rap battle. What do you think?
You two are geniuses!!
i'm learning this subject in biology and will probably be singing this under by breath in the exam lol
lucky you, I had this on my exam a few days before this video.
lucky you, I had this on my exam a few days before this video.
Cerys Cooper Same. My exam is today, and I'm watching this video over and over to prepare
Me too!
Sarah Adler Same haha
We need more of this.
I got it. Photosynthesis vs. Cellular Respiration.
Dirk Ufkes or photosynthesis vs chemosynthesis? 😂
Dirk Ufkes It is completely opposite.
+Sophie Davies
Could you please enlighten me on what chemosynthesis is?
This actually helped me so much for my bio revision. It cramps everything I gotta know! Thank you guys! Good luck to everyone taking Biology today too
0:22 IS MY FAVORITE PART
What do you call it when you cringe during the video, but find out that you quite enjoyed it at the end?
Rahul Bordoloi idk but I'm in the same problem as you! It was cringey but I liked it alot
Cringe Launcher (name I made up)
Trump's presidency.
the song sounded so bad but i loved it lol
Hugh Mungus we don't know yet. Maybe it's true and maybe it's not
Do these next:
Mitochondria vs Chloroplast
Bacteria vs Virus
Lamarck vs Darwin's theory
Sine vs Cosine vs Tangent
Cation vs Anion
D. Va sliding motion vs rolling motion.
My suggestions:
Classical physics vs quantum mechanics
Nuclear fission vs nuclear fusion (...ok, maybe not)
Chromosome x vs y
Metals vs non metals
DNA vs RNA
Autotrophs vs heterotrophs
electron vs positron
alpha decay vs beta decay
enthalpy vs entropy
acids vs bases
Biology vs Chemistry vs Physics (Like science wars except as a rap battle)
Science vs Math
EnderStar501 they've already done that
Omg the nerdy awkward beauty of this
Who listened to this again
I listened to it 4 times lol
me
_me_
Can you do something like this for cellular respiration and photosynthesis? Especially the details like glycolysis, the Kreb's cycle, and oxidation phosphorylation and such
You should have uploaded that video before my biology test
Very well made video, congrats guys
Rafael Fernandes I just took a test on that also
I've memorised this :) Please make more of these songs! They're a super effective method of memorisation! I learned/retained more about mitosis and meiosis from this song than I did from a textbook!
My teacher: Alright, so how do you guys prepare for a quiz or test?
Me:
Want to hear a joke about sodium?
.
.
Naa Na Na Naa Naaaa Naaaaaaa
Allday SCIENCE 😂
XD
I heard you set up a date between Oxygen and Potassium
I also heard it went OK
Allday SCIENCE Salty or Na? ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
He He He!
Oh, sorry. I inhaled the laughing gas helium.
you guys should REALLY be my science teachers
Agreed
Madeleine Renee You copied Sean Ru!
0:57
Is that how you should stroke a baby? XD
no hate i just found that funny
Bullies: Hey, you're a freaking nerd!!
Me: Nah I listen to rap songs and have a favourite song of course..........
Bullies: Oh really! Which one's that?
Me: *Shows them this song...
Bullies: *Kneels down and touches my feet** Oh you're the coolest human, we beg your pardon......
Thanks for the advise. I need it.
I'm gonna learn this and do it for my exam no matter what I pick.
I know right?
Dude if this was a thing a year ago then I would have had a better biology grade...
“ouch did that burn better call the physician” is my favorite quote ever periodt
1:03 - 1:19 my favorite part
Same
We just learned about this at school hahaah
Aspen Elizabeth same
Aspen Elizabeth 9th grade biology?
Did you learn this 9th grade???
I learned it in 7th.
same
Lazy Latino I learned 7th or 6th and now in 9th we're learning about it again (Biology)
Dear God, this made me cringe so hard..
Also I found the 6-letter D word they used that rhymed with "reproduce" to be offensive.
*****
But a biological action and a certain tool for a private area aren't the same thing.
*****
No, I don't find 'reproduce' offensive, I find the *6-letter D word that rhymes with it* to be offensive.
+Jacob Griffin deduce?
I watched this and I think I'm going to ace my mitosis / meiosis quiz!!
Sister cell: what you like on a sandwich?
Brother: mayo, sis
Dafuq this song is perfect I have a test on this next week.
Billy Cipher me too
This was less cringe than I expected.
***** You don't know what i expected
Mitosis: hey, im faster than you
Meiosis: i have more variety.........
Mitosis:oooffffffff
2:03 Greg wtf 😂😂😂
I am studying this in school currently!
I have it on Tuesday 5th!
I wasn't aware Tuesday was a month
Volley Dancer same this video really helped
airchurro nothing was funny?
You're everywhere.
Omg this is so cool! I could totally see this being shown in human biology classes!
are you sure you dont mean elephant biology classes?
Björn Neuhauser lol!
I feel knackered, I just finished on my giraffe biology, and believe me; that course is over-elongated. They gotta split it (or should I say 'make the course undergo cytokenesis'?)
XD
bittermelonleaf Someone shared it with us is biology class.
You guys are fantastic! I include your videos in my lesson planning whenever possible.. Please keep them coming.
Who is looking at the COMMENTS to see what everyone is saying 😂😁
me
yeppp
me me 😂
Why else would you look at the comments lol
Me
Mitch is so awkward but Greg is just like "I do this every Tuesday and Thursday at 6:30 pm, this is normal"
So true
This is an underrated comment.
A rap battle ended in peace? UNACCEPTABLE!!!'
Leenk ik
1:47 HEY DON’T LOOK AT MAH-To Be Continued
So much work goes into each of these videos. Just wow. Thank you for making them!
I love how people are saying they are studying the differences in biology at the moment meanwhile out teacher didn't even tell us there was a difference
which is why i'm here
They should do rap battles over my exam notes.
sexy
It’s an hour before my bio exam and here’s me playing this on repeat
Really freaking loved it. It was like all the information I needed to understand both in 3 minutes. I love you guys, keep doing what you are doing because you are amazing.
Asexual vs sexual reproduction next please!
Matteo Peluso Yes!
Ah god that lesson may be the most awkward hour of my life
that is what this is!
Matteo Peluso yes
0:54 what every parent says in an argument 🤣
Omg so true!
Parents always expect gratitute for "making us exist" and raising us, but no child ever asked to be born
@@jankisi Haha LOL true.
watched this in sixth grade for fun when it came out, now im in college watching it trying to study
I understand this much better now that I know how mitosis and meiosis works. Love ur vids btw
This is going to help me with science 😂
I'm deciding whether or not to send this to my science teacher... what do you guys think?
I don't know... it depends on wheter or not they will say that you sent it.
Anna Banana if he/she is cool and you guys get along pretty well, why not! :)
It completely depends on what the teacher is like.
I'm gonna send it to my science teacher
His or her personality, tend to be conservative? Or out going?
omg i love it so much listened to it so many times now that i can sing the whole mitosis rap part
1:30 I ALWAYS laugh at this, it’s so amazing I love it🤣🤣
we discussed Mitosis and Meiosis (partially) just today in Genetics class! it's a complex process and this video might just help me and other friends out learning about this!
wassup class on Thanksgiving?
Michael Flath i'm not from the USA actually! we don't have Thanksgiving here ^^
Omg I just did a test that involved this. Wish this came out earlier so I would of 100% aces that part. Although I still did well😂😭
i did too lol. 10th grade biology
is it spm?
Your_main _man_matt grade 11 bio for me😂
Isaac DragonDerp no, I'm not too sure what spm is 😬😬😂😂
oh nvm it's Science Productivity Merit lol it's some sort of A Level thingy mabob here.
I Just loved this video 😍 Thank you so much for making this video 🙂
This took me back to Biology class! I loved this video. A wonderful review.
MY SCIENCE TEACHER SHOWED THIS VID IN CLASS. BEST TEACHER EVER!
God damn it, this UA-cam video is gonna be showed by teachers in Living Environment and Biology classes for the next ten years 😂😂😂
After knowing this song for 2 years, I’m finally learning this in class😄
This is helping me to study for my exam. thank you so much!! PLEASE MAKE MORE VIDEOS LIKE THESE!! Love you guys
Right when my bio class is in Meiosis :D
ALN Y same here!! haha
ALN Y a month too late for me....
ALN Y ohhh yesss i lean about it todayyyyyy
You learn more from this than 2 years in bio class
ALN Y same!!
I laughing at myself because I understood everything in this oh I'm lame. Ah I love this video though
It isn't lame to know things.
Nikki Marie everything in this is learnt in yr 10
Phraker lol we are learning this now in my 7th grade science class and while I may be in honors both regular and honors class are learning it
You guys are the best and make science even more fun!!!❤️
Brilliant work, thank you
Just learned about meiosis today at school
edi01 what grade??
+Joseph Khan 9th
edi01 No Thanksgiving break?
LOL, I didn't know high honors teach you 2 years above, I thought that was only for math 1, I learned about this shit last month in 7th grade xdddd
_C4UTION _ he's probably Canadian
I watch this way too much 😂😂👌👌
I know right :)
Falling in love with this channel...
This channel is fantastic. Continue like that guys