BTW.... how do I find a version of this song that has the people making the non-word sounds but not the singers? I would like to be able to sing this at a talent show or something.
Two scientists walk into a bar. One man says "a cup of H2O, please." The other guys says, "a cup of H2O too, please." The bartender gives them both water because he can distinguish the differences in tone you'd make if you asked for H2O, too and H2O2, he's not an idiot, he knows H2O2 can kill you, and they don't even serve that there.
I was going to pun about noble gases, but I would get no reaction. So I thought I would joke about alkali, but they would react too aggressively and beat me up. So I was left with ar-gon-izing puns about Potassium. K, do get my point?
iXbeXy My science teacher does show videos but not these guys that why I watch these guys. So Yeah Teachers should just let us watch these cause they are helpful and well structure.
If I was a teacher I'd walk into the class, see a kid who thinks he's all that, and doesn't pay attention. Now see my plan... After teaching a lesson about complicated things, I'd be like, "Okay... Mmm... Mister all that, over there?" And I'd point to him, "So, tell us all that we learned. Come up here, and no one say what it is." BAM. Psssh, Mister all that.
Jack Hogan Really? I actually haven't heard anyone make fun of nerds in years. In TV sitcoms and movies, sure - but those are the products of aging producers clinging to and perpetuating old-fashioned ideologies that nerds are still considered the lovable underdogs. And anything online is more often than not really bad trolls who don't actually believe what they are saying, but are trying to stir a response from the generally pro-nerd community for self-amusement and/or attention. In fact, it's almost sickening seeing people that I know that USED to make fun of nerds are now calling themselves nerds and hide the fact that they like sports in exactly the same manner that the nerds that they picked on used to hide the fact that they liked Star Trek and D&D in fear of now being ostracized as a "jock".
MEEEEEEEEE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BTW N - New age E - Empathetic R - Resourceful D - Determined Hope you nerds feel better about yourself. It's okay to be a nerd :)
Two men walk into a bar. The first man says: "I'll have a glass of H20 please." The second man says: "I'll have water." The first man is bummed out that is assassination attempt failed
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first chemist says " I'll have a glass of H2O please"The second chemist says "I'll also have a glass of water. Why are you referring to it like that? We're not at work"The first chemist cries, for his assassination plot has failed.
Den Topseje Gummiand If that second Chemist said : “Ill have H2O too” the bartender will mistake it for H2O2, which is poisonous for humans, so the second Chemist will die
Two people that can both sing and sound amazing, creating a cover that is more than singing a karaoke track in the background, AND educating the world? I'm down for that!
I'm feeling so nice when they said science never goes out of style and how nerds and geeks will change the world : ) I'm a nerd at school and count chemistry&math as entertainment so YEAH I MIGHT RULE THE WORLD
More likely it'll be the kid who studies debating and politics who'll cheat, fraud and lie their way into ruling the world and discredit your proofs and cause decades of wasted scientific research which no one will beleive despite the evidence.
I don't know about 'ruling' the world, but you'll at least make a lot of money (especially if you're willing to sell out to the large chemical and pharmaceutical companies that are busy making everyone sick and running rackets)
Two men walk into a bar. The first man says: "I'll have a glass of H2O please." The second man says: "I'll have a glass of H2O too." The second man dies.
+Gryffindor Queen Well hello dear Aimee xD I found you on the interenet, somewhere off Quotev. ANywho YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
A programmer's wife tells him: "Go to the grocery store, and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, bring a dozen." The programmer brings back 12 loaves of bread.
The first joke has to do with how programs are written. We understand it as get bread and eggs, a dozen eggs if they have it. But in programing, the way it is write is understood by a computer more like this: get a loaf of bread. If there are eggs get 12 loaves. It is set as a condition of getting bread, not a separate command. It would most likely be written in true coding as an if statement modifying the action of retrieving bread. hope that wasn't too confusing
I mean everyone is noraml expect for some very very smart peope...being a nerd does not mean that your intelligence is higher but maybe you study more....its something everyone can do if their education is good enough and if they don't have any disabilities
This song was all but Boron. Hey at least I didn't make a joke about sodium I was going to but then I thought Na. I say we take all these bad science puns and Barium.
Noah Terng you're simply wrong, U is used as notation for potential energy (J is the unit)and V is the notation for voltage aka potential difference which is measured in volts V
***** Here, in Europe, or Croatia at least, U is the notation for voltage. Potential energy is Ep. So, yeah, here as Noah Terng said, V is the unit of U.
i listen to your song every time i failed my chemistry exam. you songs can always relight my passion at science like oxygen to glowing splint. i always want to do revision after listening to your songs
***** I only know because I never have anything to watch apart from the music channel (4music, I have freeview/ a digibo), if your a hipster, I probably am too.
***** sort of an asshole with a bloated sense of self importance actually, but to each their own. Some people get some joy from being music elitists. The Nazi's had a similar thinking process.
Actually I think it was theorized that there are 7.1 billion people on Earth, so not enough for that amount of likes, but still, this does deserve a lot of likes.
Greg, when you drank the blue liquid during the first chorus, it had better have been something harmless like Gatorade. And also, that had better have been a sterile flask. Goodness knows what could've happened if you didn't take the proper precautions.
If your a high school science teacher this is an awesome thing to play at the start of the year. It will get the attention of your students and give them a positive message about the subject!
I can't stop watching this!!!! In school I was humming this and my friend was like "Oh I didn't know you listened to Taylor Swift!" And I said " Oh I don't I'm humming science never goes out of style by ASAP science!" Lol!!!! 😂
+may lee With two dudes there's not much to watch for me, but I've listened to this song several dozen times, since I discovered the ASAP guys 6 weeks ago.
At first I thought I was going to cringe, like a lot, then my brain cringed when I realized how non-cringy this is, this is amazing! wait, did I just make a paradox?
This is the Black Hole Paradox. I. Matter can't be completely destroyed. II. Black Holes "destroy" matter. Stephen Hawking may have come up with a solution. Fond it yourself.
I love science it's my favorite subject. I also consider myself a nerd I knew the whole periodic table song when I was in fourth grade. Nobody was impressed but when I asked them if they could name all the elements they could only name a few.
i also remember the periodic table song, and i remember the first twenty and some others off of heart, im in grade 7 and i am reading a high school level chemistry book.
No Likey Gs Omnipresence Yeah exactly :-) On the computer, there should be a gear icon at the bottom right of the video. Click it and it'll give you a speed option.
I saw a bunch of my friends breathing helium, and I was like "He He He"!
BTW.... how do I find a version of this song that has the people making the non-word sounds but not the singers? I would like to be able to sing this at a talent show or something.
Hi
I get it... He = Helium..... HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE IS BAD FOR YOU
Nice one dude
They just posted this joke on their Instagram...
You guys should make an album of science related parodies
I agree that would be awesome
Yea
This is great idea.
Emily The It Agree
Sinthism help me see your point of veiw!?!
Atom 1: OMG I think I've lost an electron!
Atom 2: ARE YOU SURE???
Atom 1: I'm _POSITIVE_ !!
uhhhahaha
LOOOL
Good one
I tip my hat off to you. 😂😂
*groan*
Chlorine asked for a glass of ether at the bar.
The bartender said they didn't serve halogens.
Chlorine reacted violently.
ha
Well, we don't serve alkali metals in these par-(Francium starts to have a bad reaction with the land lord)
Chlorine asked for sodium but the waiter was a bit salty
Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
I don't remember making this comment
Lets use this to remind the world how science NEVER goes out of STYLE!
Hi I'm new on UA-cam can you check out my vids and if u like them maybe subscribe? If your bothered
AsapSCIENCE It just did.
You made it happen.
That was the first time there was swearing in ASAP Science
Like if you were expecting a gangnam style parody.
Turn up!!!!! :) great job!!!
Helium walked into a bar and the bartender said " sorry sir, we don't serve noble gases"
Helium didn't react
He He He... good one XD
+Raven-Ivy Destiny argon would have been better
Nice
Haha, I just watched their periodic table song and that's the only reason I find it funny, cause I haven't learned the table yet
I though it was apart alkaline metals?
A photon walks into a hotel, they ask it if it needs help with its luggage and it replies, "Na, I'm traveling light"
Is sodium the porter?
Because the photon is speaking to Na. I don't think my joke was even O-Potassium
I heard oxygen and magnesium were going out and I was like OMG
@@BumanHeing lol
Got me 😂
😂
Oh really? Cause I heard oxygen was going out with potassium. I hear it went OK.
I know what you did but it actually is MgO
"Don't be Dumb!"
Yea man, I'm not F'ing dumb, I'm pretty smart.
>Takes sip of water:
>Realizes i still had cap on.
same
+my chemical phandøm at the discø 😂😂😂😂😂😂
hater
GameBoysAlert they never said you were dumb they just said don't be dumb
GameBoysAlert
Well drinking water with the cap on is pretty dumb 💦
"Unlike most trends, science is logical,"
Well said.
And never ends....
Two scientists walk into a bar.
One man says "a cup of H2O, please."
The other guys says, "a cup of H2O too, please."
The bartender gives them both water because he can distinguish the differences in tone you'd make if you asked for H2O, too and H2O2, he's not an idiot, he knows H2O2 can kill you, and they don't even serve that there.
ARE U THE GOD OF PUNS???
lol
Pun we all know
my science teacher told me that joke
I read the joke and I yelled nooo, obviously not reading the second part saying the bartender was going to give them both water 😂
Man, it's 2018, and it's still good
2019 and still awesome
Man, it's 2019 and it's still good
It took so much effort...many Gregs and Mitchs were hired....
Bhai main toh 2019 main bhi Dekh Raha hun
2030 and it's still amazing
they remind me so much of scott and mitch from superfruit/PTX
OMG I NEVER NOTICED THAT BEFORE BUT NOW I DO AND NOW MY MIND IS JUST BLOWN.
True
Sciency nerds version of superfruit :D
Yunke Li I swear to god it took me half a year to figure out they weren't the same people (I didn't start watching superfruit until like a week ago)
Yunke Li and the guy who looks like Mitch also has Mitch as his name
Dua lipa parody: DON’T drink anything!!!
This: *drinks Radom blue liquid*
Exacly
Ginger Ninga it could’ve been an aqueous solution of copper sulphate
Ginger Ninga it could’ve been an aqueous solution of copper sulphate
"Don't eat or drink, unless you want us to find you dead in the morning"
@@z.aisha_ aqueous solution of CuSO4 won't kill you but it isn't good for you either
A Higgs Boson walks into a Church, the Reverend says "Get out", Higgs Boson replies "But you can't have mass without me!"
Scientifica Kosmos omfg
Scientifica Kosmos omg😂😂👏🏻👏🏻
jenna koch
Francesca Carusetta Thanks ))))
R32 MVJ
A proton walks into a bar. It asks how much a beer costs. The bartender says, "For you, no charge."
Thea Sinclaire )
Einstein approves
WHAT UR ALIVE?!?!??!
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
And Einstein would upload full episodes of Shin Chan, right? 😂😂
Lets get einstein to 420 liked
Albert Einstein hello
Pretty sure you guys need to be on Pitch Perfect 3
#Justsaying
thesheepthatwentmooo Omg yeeesss xDD
thesheepthatwentmooo Omg hi I love your videos!
I see this guy literally EVERY WHERE!
Why not Pitch Perfect 2 xD
I was going to pun about noble gases, but I would get no reaction. So I thought I would joke about alkali, but they would react too aggressively and beat me up. So I was left with ar-gon-izing puns about Potassium. K, do get my point?
Patrick I love what you did 😂
Jokes about alkali would be too basic, you know?
I prefer sodium over potassium, it makes others salty! So, *Na* I didn't got your point.
Patrick wow! Is am glad that fluorine bonds with everything... because it would not bond over that joke!
Patrick aww I wanna make a good chemistry joke but all the good ones ARGON.
Mitch is a surprisingly good singer
Geo dash Gaming Hi, i made an awesome science rap battle. you wud love to hear. Plz check it on my channel. Do give your valuable feedback.
What one is Mitch?
LilacLover29 guy with black hair
I believe he majored in music.
What that ever up to debate!?😍
Mitch's face when he said "making fun of nerds." Died lol 😂
2:01
+The Wireless Brain Soo weird
same
I wish like these teachers would be implemented in every school. I would never be bored.
iXbeXy Some science teachers do recommend students watch this channel & even show it in class :)
***** they show the video but they arent as fun as these guys. so what your saying is, teachers shouldnt teach instead show these videos.
iXbeXy My science teacher does show videos but not these guys that why I watch these guys. So Yeah Teachers should just let us watch these cause they are helpful and well structure.
If I was a teacher I'd walk into the class, see a kid who thinks he's all that, and doesn't pay attention.
Now see my plan...
After teaching a lesson about complicated things, I'd be like, "Okay... Mmm... Mister all that, over there?" And I'd point to him, "So, tell us all that we learned. Come up here, and no one say what it is."
BAM.
Psssh, Mister all that.
My teacher shows us videos of these guys sometimes when we have science.
I always find it amusing when someone makes fun of nerds, while on a phone.
Jack Hogan Really? I actually haven't heard anyone make fun of nerds in years. In TV sitcoms and movies, sure - but those are the products of aging producers clinging to and perpetuating old-fashioned ideologies that nerds are still considered the lovable underdogs. And anything online is more often than not really bad trolls who don't actually believe what they are saying, but are trying to stir a response from the generally pro-nerd community for self-amusement and/or attention.
In fact, it's almost sickening seeing people that I know that USED to make fun of nerds are now calling themselves nerds and hide the fact that they like sports in exactly the same manner that the nerds that they picked on used to hide the fact that they liked Star Trek and D&D in fear of now being ostracized as a "jock".
OMG, I never actually thought of that. Yeah, you're totally right.
Dragonbrethren just made me very happy.
“See I heard, that you were out and about making fun of nerds.”
Me: I’m a nerd myself
Same here
I always get left out this is so sad
Same QwQ
MEEEEEEEEE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BTW
N - New age
E - Empathetic
R - Resourceful
D - Determined
Hope you nerds feel better about yourself. It's okay to be a nerd :)
I want this to be played in the radio channels. :)
Ya
I agree
Agreed
Can ye literally make physical album of these songs!! I'd buy the hell out of it!! 😀
Me too! :)
***** same
***** Maybe one day! In the meantime, you can get it on most online stores including iTunes :)
No, they should make a physic(al) album 😂
Shauna Martin LMFAO!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Two men walk into a bar.
The first man says:
"I'll have a glass of H20 please."
The second man says:
"I'll have water."
The first man is bummed out that is assassination attempt failed
lol
ArynPlayz best
OMG 😂😂
I don't get it
Wait, omg😂😂👏🏻👏🏻
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first chemist says " I'll have a glass of H2O please"The second chemist says "I'll also have a glass of water. Why are you referring to it like that? We're not at work"The first chemist cries, for his assassination plot has failed.
RS* Quinn I don't get it...
@@Simoncuong pure water is poisonous for us
Den Topseje Gummiand If that second Chemist said : “Ill have H2O too” the bartender will mistake it for H2O2, which is poisonous for humans, so the second Chemist will die
MTech Gaming oh I get it
@@mephtis_7930 Or that, I remember that joke, was a good one, didn't think of it now
Two people that can both sing and sound amazing, creating a cover that is more than singing a karaoke track in the background, AND educating the world? I'm down for that!
Sierra Herman Hi, i made an awesome science rap battle. you wud love to hear. Plz check it on my channel. Do give your valuable feedback.
I'm feeling so nice when they said science never goes out of style and how nerds and geeks will change the world : ) I'm a nerd at school and count chemistry&math as entertainment so YEAH I MIGHT RULE THE WORLD
Not if you dont include me in your plan
Absolutely 32289216
Lily Something
Tell that to the thousands of other scientists who also have the same interests of you.
More likely it'll be the kid who studies debating and politics who'll cheat, fraud and lie their way into ruling the world and discredit your proofs and cause decades of wasted scientific research which no one will beleive despite the evidence.
I don't know about 'ruling' the world, but you'll at least make a lot of money (especially if you're willing to sell out to the large chemical and pharmaceutical companies that are busy making everyone sick and running rackets)
OUR MUSICAL SCIENCE KINGS
“People are sexy when they show they’re smart”
If only...*sigh*
Meenu Sebin if only **sigh**
Not to rub it in your faces but so many people in my class say you are so smart Peniel... lol IM SEXY
I actually think that smart people are sexy
*sighs in organic chemistry*
Seal Boi r/foundrhemobileuser
Two men walk into a bar.
The first man says:
"I'll have a glass of H2O please."
The second man says:
"I'll have a glass of H2O too."
The second man dies.
hydrogen peroxide joke omg slayin...
The Wonderful Cactus except that hydrogen peroxide won't kill you if you drink a glass
lol haha
I was going to tell a sodium hydrogen pun,
But NaH
Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium
Ytterbium Oxygen Uranium
You know you are a nerd when you read OH in the subs as hydroxyl...
+Deniz Gül So true.
+Deniz Gül Isn't that done on purpose ?
Yay! I'm a nerd
OMG sameeee
Same XD
2:12 bottom right corner - YEAH BOIS!!!
😂😂😂
Huh?
LOL
"unlike most trends, science is logical and never ends"
i snorted. GG
You just gotta love science after watching this 😂😂😂
Ikr!?
+Gryffindor Queen
Well hello dear Aimee xD
I found you on the interenet, somewhere off Quotev.
ANywho
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Potterhead Patronus Hmm! Lemme guess. Erin?
Correct
10 points to Gryffindor xD
YAY! xD
Error 409:Computer crashed because of perfection
HTTP/409 is actually "Conflict". But 419 is still free, in case you want to define it in an RFC :p
+JonasProgrammer You know that because you are a skilled programmer, right?
+Prismaflex or he googled shit
Actually that error usually occurs when your isp has blocked the content.
Neon said to Carbon, "Make up your mind!"
Carbon replied, "I already do."
😂
Science never goes outta style .Math never goes outta date
=) lol
Helium comes in a bar.
The barkeeper says: "We don't serve noble gases!".
He doesn't react.
FlexibleLP I... just, I'm not even mad. Thank you.
I see when making science jokes, you’re in your element!
A programmer's wife tells him: "Go to the grocery store, and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, bring a dozen." The programmer brings back 12 loaves of bread.
V_17 Late, but: Why don't programmers like going outside? Because there are too many bugs...
omg i never got this joke until i took a programming class but I GET IT NOW HOORAY
I don't get it
The first joke has to do with how programs are written. We understand it as get bread and eggs, a dozen eggs if they have it. But in programing, the way it is write is understood by a computer more like this: get a loaf of bread. If there are eggs get 12 loaves. It is set as a condition of getting bread, not a separate command. It would most likely be written in true coding as an if statement modifying the action of retrieving bread.
hope that wasn't too confusing
Captain Rex not confusing at all! (no sarcasm included) Thanks so much!
AsapSCIENCE will forever speak words of wisdom to me when I'm in doubt:
"Just, don't be dumb"
Was just jamming to this when
ASAP Science: So don't be dumb!
Me: I'm trying 😭
1:27 any chem students who cringed really hard at him drinking that? Because i know i did.
Yes! Totally :D
Yup. It was painful watching it. I immediately thought of CuSO4 and Prussian blue.
I did and I'm not a chemistry student.
uuuuu
Kaitlyn Gardner yep yep
This is much better than the original.
Tru dat
***** neeeeeeeeeee
You are nothing but right
*****
I totally agree ;-)
This wouldnt exist without the original so
"Don't be f%^king dumb"
I wish I could tell that to pretty much everyone at my school
Anybody else feel that way?
Couldn’t agree more!
Can agree any less
I go to the "nerd school", and am going to make this the unofficial theme song.
Mindy Porter all the time
Same
my students: can we have music?
me: uh it's complicated
I was going to make a periodic table joke too, but all the good ones ar-gon.
Potassium, Yttrium, Sulfur
Lucas Allen OHHHH💥🔥
Lucas Allen
Oh flip
The ar-gon-ising puns
Geo & Pixels since when is 'yourself' two words? wouldn't it just be: Potassium, Yttrium?
Lucas Allen 😂😂😂 omfg. You did it lol 😉😂😂
YOU GUYS ARE MOTIVATING ME IN MY STUDIES THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR CONTENT
I'm going to sing this everytime someone calls me a nerd.
DutchMattyBRapsFan Yeah, indeed. That's often.
Probably don't do that
Liam.M Oh yes I will, I'm an embarrassment anyway.
I'm an embarrassment too!!!! 😆
Matty you, are a nerd. So am I!
The bartender says" We don't serve faster-than-light particles here"
A tachyon walks into a bar.
A tachyon *yeets itself* into the bar
My science teacher would love this.
Same!
Yeah especially 3:07
My teacher too... Except for the part of "fu@*~'%ng"
Valeria Barquero yep
My teacher would love this, even with the f@$"ing.
I would make a joke about sodium but Na
Lol good one
Ha! Lol
Ha! That is a good one!
K , I'll make a joke about Kalium then.
how old is this joke? XD
These guys are teaching me 100 times better than my teacher!
I am bullied in school and they are forcing me to be a normal person because I am a NERD. Thank you
Well, nerds are normal people. I do not know what you are talking about.
Say this to them
1:53
Nerds are more than normal
They are smarter than normal people
You'll want to search UA-cam for "Tim Blais Nerd Manifesto" rap, it's like this except dialed up to 11.
I mean everyone is noraml expect for some very very smart peope...being a nerd does not mean that your intelligence is higher but maybe you study more....its something everyone can do if their education is good enough and if they don't have any disabilities
parallels have so much in common
it's sad that they will never meet each other
I love it! XD
Coincidentally, your comment resembles 2 parallel lines.
But perpendicular lines are also sad, they cross paths once then go their separate ways...
+Twilight Shimmer lol
+Rainbow angels Kid,UA-cam is full of swearing,they even censored it,it is still clean.And you reporting probs won't do anything.
Haha!! YESSSS!! I LOVE BOTH SCIENCE AND TAYLOR!!!!!!
Saaaammmee
Taylor Swift is made up of billions of Atoms
+minimooster AGREED
Tailor's make clothes.
Taylor Swift makes songs.
She will become a nerd and invent singing clothes that will sing her songs only!
SAME
Next on the asapscience album: I kissed a nerd!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+Drama_Llama_5000 THIS NEED TO HAPPEN
I kissed and I liked it, taste of retaina remnants,...
How did an astronaut 👨🚀 break his phone
He saturn on it
Little tip: say saturn it, not saturn on it, cuz urn already sounds like on.
This song was all but Boron. Hey at least I didn't make a joke about sodium I was going to but then I thought Na. I say we take all these bad science puns and Barium.
You could make a similar joke about potassium... just think, K how am i going to do this
I wanted to drop a joke about noble gases, but I knew it won’t get a reaction.
Those puns were so dium bad
JadeWolf IRL lol
JadeWolf IRL. LOLLLL
Fine, I'll go do my science homework now... Ohm's Law :D
1kawaii12 V=IR?
U=R*I *
V is the unit of U
Noah Terng you're simply wrong, U is used as notation for potential energy (J is the unit)and V is the notation for voltage aka potential difference which is measured in volts V
***** Here, in Europe, or Croatia at least, U is the notation for voltage. Potential energy is Ep. So, yeah, here as Noah Terng said, V is the unit of U.
Limexer V is used for both potential and Volt. V=R*I doesn't make sense though.
That one 1k dislikes are probably bullies,bad fangirls of taylor swift and people who dont have good taste of science and music
Or people who got pissed off about the evolution thing, and believe God created us. (I'm not trying to offend anyone. My apologies if I did.)
True lol
Yeah I just wish people wouldn't bring religion into this.
They could of chose a better song to parody. Most of it was just chorus and talking about Iphones. It's dumbed down science.
Carlin Sandy God had to have stuff make sense. Evolution is a good explanation for what God created. Evolution is a nice compromise really.
01:59
Fun fact, by definition, a nerd is a person who is knowledgable in a certain field. In a way, everyone is a nerd for different interests
Dear cool kids, they didn't name a candy after you did they?
Sincerely, nerds
lol
they did there are a few examples
1.sourgirls
2. COol kids
3.jocks
4.troublemakers
+Dva Devochka But nerds is a lot more well known!
Say that the next time someone calls you a nerd XD
+Dva Devochka dum dums
Greg is really feeling this song... with the lip bites and all but lol I can't say that I'm mad about it😂😂
Nah it's just sexier this way
+יותם ענבר ikr
To all of you people making science puns in the comments:
Stop. Your jokes are Ag-ion-izing.
lol
EnderStar501 no your jokes are argon ising
EnderStar501
I think you should act more like sodium
(Pun intended)
Congratulations on the worlds most creative pun! AKA the cheesiest!
Teacher: So what did we learn kids?
Class: To not be f*#%ing dumb!!!
Teacher: ... Class over. Take out your English Textbooks.
*Unlike most trends, sience is logical and never ends...*
i listen to your song every time i failed my chemistry exam. you songs can always relight my passion at science like oxygen to glowing splint. i always want to do revision after listening to your songs
SAME !
Here is the definition of nerd...
Nerd-Incredibly smart person
So next time someone calls you a nerd, thank them for the compliment.
+Awesome Rainbow Narwal Unicorn what's the definition of a geek?
According to Google a geek is, "An unfashionable or socially inept person."
thanks... i think
+Awesome Rainbow Narwal Unicorn Never trusting google again...
I am a geek and nerd...
Maple Wish lol
I Wonder If The Great Scientists Were Bullied Like Nerds Today
they went through more problem then only bullying...
Alan Turing was bullied so.....
The scientist version of mitch and scott!
You took the words right out of my mouth
Sophie Ding EXACTLY THIS HAHAHAHAHA.
Hmmmm the scientist version of mitch and scott I have to agree on..... and one of them is called mitch (same spelling?) so halfway there already!
YAAASSSS at some point i was debating if they were actually mitch and scott
Lol literally. They are both Mitchell.
I'm proud that I have no idea which Taylor Swift song this is supposed to be parodying. Does that make me a hipster?
I know the beat but I'm clueless with the actual song
***** I only know because I never have anything to watch apart from the music channel (4music, I have freeview/ a digibo), if your a hipster, I probably am too.
It took me a minute and now I know
***** Style by Taylor Swift
***** sort of an asshole with a bloated sense of self importance actually, but to each their own. Some people get some joy from being music elitists. The Nazi's had a similar thinking process.
This deserves 9999999999999 likes
I LOVE IT
It's pure Au
+Panic! At The Craft Store love your username, and good element joke.
Lunar EclipseZ Thanks!
10 trillion people don't exist on this planet.
Actually I think it was theorized that there are 7.1 billion people on Earth, so not enough for that amount of likes, but still, this does deserve a lot of likes.
Greg, when you drank the blue liquid during the first chorus, it had better have been something harmless like Gatorade. And also, that had better have been a sterile flask. Goodness knows what could've happened if you didn't take the proper precautions.
I think it was just water with blue food colouring 😅
It kinda looked like h202
Kinda looked like jello
Two of my favorite things.. Acapella and science. This is where the true geeks reside.
I am a 70-year old retired chemistry professor and I laughed so hard I almost shit my pants. Keep it up, boys! Terrific!
Best played at 1.25X speed
javalin597 oh wow!! exactly! thanks for letting know... :)
javalin597 really is!
javalin597 2.0x even better))))
javalin597 wow, thanks!
javalin597 Agreed!!! :D
AsapSCİENCE ❌
AsapSONGS ✔
Yeah..love it..
AsapSCIENCESONGS
Ooh, competition!
This was pretty good, but you are way better, imo.
Tim, don't be silly, there will never be any serious competition for you. Or have you ever seen someone explaining String Theory on a Queen song?
acapellascience SCIENCE OFF!!!! Ahaha does that mean we are getting a new vid from you? :D
If your a high school science teacher this is an awesome thing to play at the start of the year. It will get the attention of your students and give them a positive message about the subject!
Julia Martin except for the swear...
lllmvl Its beeped out. And I said High School.
lllmvl we read romeo and Juliet (aka nothing but dick jokes) as a freshman in language arts.....
lllmvl AFAIK pretty everyone outside of elementary school has heard that shit before.
Yijuwarp 2nd grader were swearing on my bus.
Is it just me who thought of Hydroxide when "See I heard (OH)" came up?
Abhipsha Sahu nope xD
*"People are sexy when they show their smart.. "*
Little did we know, they didn't have girlfriends.
They had eachother :)
PLOT TWIST
GRAMMER POLICE its they're
Because they stole your boyfriend
I think you're missing the point there 😂
I can't stop watching this!!!! In school I was humming this and my friend was like "Oh I didn't know you listened to Taylor Swift!" And I said " Oh I don't I'm humming science never goes out of style by ASAP science!" Lol!!!! 😂
+akotaco728 I can't stop watching it too
+may lee With two dudes there's not much to watch for me, but I've listened to this song several dozen times, since I discovered the ASAP guys 6 weeks ago.
Lol that happened to me to!😂
my teacher played it
Hahahaha this was awesome! Great job guys!
Theaumes hey Thomas, jij ook hier haha!
Thaumes kijk jij sience channalls?
Theaumes wejaaaoowwowwwoww nederlanders unite
At first I thought I was going to cringe, like a lot, then my brain cringed when I realized how non-cringy this is, this is amazing!
wait, did I just make a paradox?
Lol
Nope, not a paradox
This is the Black Hole Paradox.
I. Matter can't be completely destroyed.
II. Black Holes "destroy" matter.
Stephen Hawking may have come up with a solution. Fond it yourself.
+Animalover88 He's a bit......too sciency
+Mysterious Sheep actually cant matter be converted into energy and black holes realease types of energy?
Damn even after 8 years this still hits!
im in love with this
***** same
Amina Edmond All dogs love this apparently
Hahahahaha
Josh Long lol
Josh Long and furries
I love science it's my favorite subject. I also consider myself a nerd I knew the whole periodic table song when I was in fourth grade. Nobody was impressed but when I asked them if they could name all the elements they could only name a few.
same
Same. I memorized the science wars one and went around singing verses in elementary. It was great. I freaking love science!!
i also remember the periodic table song, and i remember the first twenty and some others off of heart, im in grade 7 and i am reading a high school level chemistry book.
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My two favorite things in one video
Science and Taylor Swift
Good job guys
we need more
Polopony20 more of them singing
Im not making fun of nerds...
Because I AM THE NERD...
genelyn vistar exact same thing...
TheSleeplessOwl
As a fellow nerd can I join the squad?
I don't think TheSleeplessOwl will answer so I'm the one who is gonna answer
Yes you can join the Nerd Squad
genelyn vistar hi I'm a nerd I get bullied because of it.
I'm making fun of myself
LOLLL i love this so much
omg lauren, you're here too? :D
Yasssss
OMG hey Lauren
Hai gurl
OMG ily Laur!! ❤️
1:27 Saftey hazard!! DONT CONSUME ANYTHING INSIDE A LAB!!!
true UNLESS your told to eat it
Yes! Never T.I.D.E.
Lol that's gatorade
Its probably just water
I feel like am reading a line from my lab book
I would say I've heard enough sodium jokes, but NaH, not really.
Now I need a halogen....
That would up my sodium intake.
Play it 1.25 speed, it sounds much better!
Axl Avenido How the shit can I speed it up?
No Likey Gs Omnipresence you go on settings it's only on mac and pc so no mobile
No Likey Gs Omnipresence Yeah exactly :-) On the computer, there should be a gear icon at the bottom right of the video. Click it and it'll give you a speed option.
Axl Avenido trueeeee hahah
Axl Avenido Nope. Gear > Annotations and Quality. That's all.
Am I the only nerd that makes fun of jocks instead of getting teased by jocks?
antongamerHD no you aren't......
of course not
antongamerHD Why do you make fun of jocks? Exercise is cool and important too (and is also science!).
Erin F I got an F in P.E and have been salty ever since... xD
i get a in p.e but that be caused i butter up the teacher
When I show this stuff to my friends they just give me blank looks 😂😂
"Even with our lab coats and goggles, we'll make you thirst"
How did I not pick up on that line earlier!!!