Hitman in VR is only for the worst people...
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- Опубліковано 28 січ 2025
- Hitman 3 in VR is funny when you're stuck in China trying to save everybody from sinister forces. Thanfully I'm an experienced virtual reality Hitman and there were no mistakes at all...
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The rain made the main character(already on the brink of insanity) believe themselves a fish. Fish are social animals, and the main character only expresses empathy towards the fish. On top of this, he bumps into glass multiple times, behaviors that fish in fish tanks do. At 13:13 he sings about the dinosaurs going extinct, but the fish survived. All of this points to the main character having the mentality of a fish.
At 14:12 the main character gets jump scared by what looks like human teeth, indicating his fear of being eaten. This why he treats humans the way humans treat fish. At 14:04 he says "The struggle makes it tastier", and gives a kiss to his prey, symbolizing a fisherman making a catch.
At 15:41 he sees a "freaky woman in a freaky tube" bruh whatever screw this. I want to play video games.
This is 100% true maybe because I am a very big brain artist man-fish
@@IAmCrusty finally, another one of my kind
So wait agent 47 isn’t my girlfriend.
@@zacharysnyder2520
No one is
As a person whose profession it is to cook in the kitchen I can tell all of you that krustees improvisation of the kitchen is spot on
It's like Robin Williams and Johnny Depp merged! Excellent job!!!
I'll take it 👍
Robin Williams level of improv with a bit of captain Jack Sparrow?
@@IAmCrusty It's , truly, the only thing that makes me laugh out loud on youtube
I'm getting Joker vibes too
@@retwobmay fr
"There is a corpse, now if you give me a quarter, I will wash it." That has got to be one of the best things I've ever heard somebody say
It's hilarious!
I haven't stopped crying for the past 20 minutes 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The dialogue makes this series what it is. Amazing
Jot!! Love your music ✨
If you see this, please voice act in my game!!
There is a line between insanity and genius, This man has erased that line. 10/10 performance.
i can certainly see the crazy but where is the genius?
actually nevermind, shooting and then running past the guards in disguise as if fleeing was quite genius
I love how you just smack a random bystander with a gun while you are running at 2:23 pure gold as always Crusty. That's why your vr gaming channel is better than the rest.
and when you smack the guys ass after stealing his clothes at 12:40, Crusty gold.
9:12 made me laugh in tears. I must’ve reminded like 200 times
This is better than many big budget movies.
It twists my mind and it's bombastic
Yet Hollywood never picks up the phone when I ring!
Согласен
@@IAmCrusty Hollywood is behind the rain, of course they're not going to pick up the phone.
The fish was a double-agent.
Mr lova lova!
@@IAmCrusty that's because they're auto dialing you!
4:04 The scream behind him as he runs away- 💀
Watching Crusty is truly the best way to experience Hitman in VR.
I tried it, it's such a clunky glitchy mess.
But i'm so glad it exists because it has spawned this series.
I absolutely love it but yeah it's a mess lol
@@IAmCrusty blink twice is you’re being held hostage by the rain causing your uncontrollable bloodlust that you don’t remember going through so you simply record yourself 24 hours a day so that you can control when you go on these rampages that are only prevented by your fishy boi
@@IAmCrusty Watching you makes me want to try Hitman in VR
@@hethienx To avoid the glitches, just lose your mind and go on a murder spree IRL. Or become an assassin ~
@@hethienx watching him makes me want a vr lol
The kid you travel with in Skyrim is the one controlling the rain...You know what you have to Crusty.
I'm not giving him an allowance!
The maniacal laughter while running down the fire escape was hilarious.
The "bloody hell that sign's not lying" got me😂
Commenting before I even discover what sick, twisted and insane shenanigans this man gets into.
It was a heartwarming tale
This is awesome, I just discovered this channel. Dude is funny beyond belief.
Crusty: “we must save the population of this planet”
Crusty: *grabs fish*
Everyone: *dies*
Fishy power
I thought he was about to go Ziltoid when he said that XD
Your Hitman series are my favorites. It's where you let your evil mind flow the most. I really like your videos, keep up the good work.
Oh man. That ass slap @12:39 took me by surprise. 😂 Almost came out of my seat from laughing.
Every video you make (especially the VR ones) are hilarious masterpieces!
I can't imagine how much work you're putting in behind the scenes, but it does show in spades.
A standing ovation from me (and probably everyone else), to you, man!
Thank you, buddy! Means a lot
As a person whose profession is to cook in the kitchen I can tell you a thousand percent that krusty's improvisation of the kitchen is 1,000% accurate!
@Sunday for some reason I'm thinking that this is a bot I dont know why
Most gamer channels are out there trying to be precise and exact. Crusty just over here living his best life the way he wants and inviting us to watch.
See here's the thing: I called Crusty The King of VR a while back, and now that some time has passed people making VR content kinda exploded, yet nobody does it as well as Crusty, it's not even close, he's still The Undisputed King of VR
big facts
He's fully immersed in it
It amazes me how Crusty doesn't die during the encounters and has such impeccable aim! Brilliant content as always
It amazes me too honestly
He is suspiciously good at it
It's like gravity.
You even surprised to Kojima xd
This was hilariously a, complete masterpiece. So much better than the actual movie. Thank you.
This was genuinely quite compelling, whilst being disturbing and funny. A masterpiece.
When he finds the car battery and laughs an evil laugh, then gets distracted by ultimate dance floor 🤣 rofl
When some ppl get up and get rdy for the day they like watching the news, some like watching the weather channel... Me, I like watching Crusty lol. It puts a smile on my face while walking out the door.
Very Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas vibes. Love it!
9:12 the most legitimate reaction I've ever seen from an NPC XD
The idea of an absolute maniac with zero self preservation and no sense of stealth or subtlety being a high ranking assassin/agent is an excellent idea and Crusty probes it can work.
Jack sparrow?
He has a pirate vr video
Possibly
I was JUST About to say that! 😭
Yeah
Yup 😊
I look on Crusty's channel because i just love his character, the way he acts out his lives in the games is just hilarious. Almost nothing even comes close to making me laugh, almost constant laughter! You're going to kill me with the funny! Somehow I keep getting reccomended more of your videos, even though all of them were years ago, and somehow I haven't watched them all! I'm still finding more! Give meee morrre, youtube!
I’m so happy he has been making more than usual. Keep up the amazing work!
That was actually better to watch and far more amusing than pretty much everything on the tv.
enjoyed that , cheers.
“Your fish??? (Pause) I’ll Feed Your Fish!!!!” Lol, gold
This is brilliant. The speech improvisation ALONE!
These videos are always legendary, I absolutely adore the arm movements and acting and such.
Dude this was hilarious. 🤣🤣 especially the part with the fish and kitchen. 🤣🤣
Crusty playing Hitman is probably the most fun because it's a realistic environment.
I fear for the world the moment he puts his headset off and he goes outside to get groceries.
God help them all.
The score alone, is so brilliant..!!
I
Give me the Hemsworth salary
Woke up my sleeping baby due to my laughter at 4:50 am. Love it, subsribed to it!
'Ive got a fish to feed' is the new 'I have to return some videos'.
This whole time I thought I was the main character talking…I just stumbled upon your video for the first time. This is GOLD 😂😂😂 the commentary alone is hilarious.
I'm glad you're back and I hope you're feeling better
I'm good! :)
@@IAmCrusty well... Jury's out about that but at least you're more healthy now.
By that I mean you probably classify as chaotic neutral.
I love the hilarious Jack Sparrow insanity!
If every Johnny depp character merged into a bald psychopath
As usual, sheer perfection. I've said it before and I'll say it again.. Netflix need to pick this up. Especially the Skyrim adventures, the storytelling in the Skyrim series is absolutely sublime
Been waiting for this ! Another great video from a fine Crusty gentleman like yourself . Thanks for the great content
Wow bro...never seen vr fun gameplay before!! Glad your video showed up my feed! Amazing content ❤️
"The struggle makes it tastier." *smacks a kiss on the forehead*
Classic Crusty
This FUNNNYYYY!!! LOOOL the improv was great and puns as well.. earned yourself a subscriber!
How have I only just found this channel?!? Absolutely laughing my arse off, thanks Crusty 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is the first video in ages I have almost died of laughter watching. My neighbours came to check if everything was ok.
"Are you accountable for this mess?! Yeah you mr.." MEATCLEAVER TO THE FACE
It's poetry.
HAHAHAH!! BEST VR VIDEO I'VE SEEN! You turned a STEALTH game into a SERICALKILLER COMEDY! GREAT CONTENT! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MORE!
Havent laughed this hard in awhile. Great job my friend
I got the phone case t shirt and hoodie thank you and keep up the good work you get my day started.
When he kissed the guy while strangling him I lost it🤣
This just highlights how of you go thru life like jack sparrow, sometimes you’re the captain
When he ran up to the guy...
*slaps awake* "Wake up!"
Dont know why that got me laughing so hard, 😆
"Don't do anything stupid sir" Immediately gets twatted with a frying pan. 🤣😂🤣 Crusty you crack me up every time
This might be the greatest video I’ve ever seen on UA-cam in my 27 years on this planet. Pure genius 🤣 a true masterpiece.
Why do I feel his kisses to the forehead are always so soft, and loving…while he brutally strangles you, or slaps you with a fugu.
Because they are :)
I've stumbled across one of the best videos I've seen in a long time. Thank you for this
What wonderful timing! Always getting stoked when ya post a new video! I freaking love the hitman series lol
Cool something to watch after work, found this Chanel yesterday and already my number 1 UA-camr to watch 👍
0:04- ah, unopened pop can, my favorite.
It's a good way to lose weight
@@IAmCrusty very good diet plan.
I can't stop watching this guy's work
Literally Murdock from Gorillaz
"Oh he's gone"
I love the AI in this game, it freaks out if you stand 1/2 an inch over an invisible line but isn't smart enough too look down in the direction of the sound of the guy they're chasing while said person is running away on a fire escape.
I like this man, named Crusty. I used to smoke with em in the 60's, too bad he was busy playing with his guns.
12:41 THE SMACK HAD ME ON THE FLOOR 😂😂
"You can talk to me, I'm a worm!" Oh my god!!!! I am so glad I discovered this channel! Crusty is the King of Gaming Comedy!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
First time I’ve ever seen your video… immediately subscribed. This was amazing.
I just hope their neighbours don't hear them recording these episodes 😂
😂😂
10:21 Don't give me that sass Mister, you are not a kettle 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love your videos Crusty!
the music adds so much to this. it's brilliant
Waiting for him to smash someone with that soda can was the longest 60 seconds ever
smirkoff's can
Love the video man. Your VR videos are the absolute best content on UA-cam.
"Your talking raises the volume levels beyond the point of which I am comfortable with" is definitely a line I'm going to use from now on
*slaps lady in the back of the head*
Crusty: tag you’re it! Heheheh!
This man definitely has a good sense of humor am I right? 😂
Man, and I was having such a bad morning. Thank you, Crusty.
You're welcome! I'll have another bad morning delivered to you tomorrow :)
@@IAmCrusty no, no, you misunderstand, my esteemed creator: You fixed my bad morning problem.
@@DenizenoftheAges I understand just fine. Now enjoy tomorrow morning :)
@@IAmCrusty now I get it.
Every once in a while the algorithm gives me something good enough to subscribe to.
Thanks for the pain of laughing so gatdamn hard.
I'm not sure if i picture Rick Sanchez or the Joker in the Hitman-Vids. ^^
Just came across your videos for the first time. Two mins in and you've got a new subscriber, thanks for the laughs!
I love your vids you always make my day plz don’t stop making vids
i love the chaotic energy of this videos.
Crusty just casually drinking a pop with the lid not even open🤣🤣
You're not supposed to say these things out loud!
Don’t break the illusion!
@@IAmCrusty I'm sorry 🤣
Better than half the movies I’ve seen lately. Thank you!! 😂
You're vidoes always make me laugh!
"Twinkle Twinkle star, came down and killed the dinoaurs." xD
I just lost it. xD
the psychics in ai games like this are hilarious
"Hold my scissors..." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Is it only me or does his way of playing hitman vr remind you of the Joker?
First video I've seen from IAmCrusty. It's like watching Captain Jack Sparrow play VR. Instant sub.
I love this guy
It’s OK my little rainbow muffin? LOL 😅😂😂😂😂😂
This man does this every day, that's how he's so good at this.