Hey Crusty, you may wanna hear this. I don't particularly like violent videos but as someone who struggled to learn English as a second language I love your accent, your rich vocabulary, the elaborated sentences, aristocratic language, use of phrasal verbs, etc.. Your use of language distills elegance and culture. Please keep it up, I'm learning a lot with you while having a lot of fun. Thanks!!
3:44 ‘I will turn you into yourself’ 😂 i’m not sure whether that was horrifying or hilarious. The fact that the dude bounces off a lounge chair like a rock skipping on a lake just puts the cherry on top. Good show.
Crusty’s personality = half Beetlejuice + half insane pirates of the Caribbean Johnny Depp. I freaking love this guy. This is probably the only gaming UA-camr I’ll actually watch. 😂
"Oh you think it's bad? Watch this!" *hits lady I mean, he made a point. Also, the mighty Crusty remembered the Bird man. Never forget that fallen hero.
I turn on a Crusty video...the wife "oh not this guy" then proceeds to giggle and mumble what the fuck man several times. Slowly we will convert her to the dark side of humor...she is already breaking.
3:44 imagine your just at a spa doing spa things and then some guy who sounds like an off brand jack sparrow grabs a guys neck so hard he DEFIES THE LAWS OF PHYSICS and just flies away XD
For a lack of better words to intensify the meaning of the phrase: that was an extremely enjoyable video. The humour you display in this video, as well as the voice employed for the job, fit the gameplay really well. In short: the quality you have given to this video is nearing absolute perfection. Here, have another subscriber. Keep up the great work, and have a nice life.
@@IAmCrusty "oh, 'don't shoot me'? Don't worry- I'll shoot _her_" pretty much how we all act in this game, you just made it 10x funnier (either that or "what's that? 'do shoot me'? Yep, no problem. oh, you meant don't- ah well, too late now")
I just found your channel recently and I have to say... Most entertaining vr videos ive ever seen. I laugh out loud while watching every episode. Good shit sir, hats off to you
@1:24 This was actually an NPC gaining sentience that he was a pawn in a video games, and was breaking the fourth wall concerning video game boundaries and an effort to communicate that he is indeed alive and sentient. And then you killed him upon him expressing his first act of freedom.
How the hell am I just now finding your content?!? Your the most delightful blend of John Cleese and Captain Jack Sparrow. Keep up the epic content my good man. Kudos!
Not even the most relaxing of retreats could erase the pain of the neglected Birdman. Crusty, your pain, can be soothed...with more fishy fish. Keep up the amazing work, you brilliant fiend.
I just got Hitman 3 before I found this video, and the juxtaposition between my (failed) attempts to be quick and stealthy and to avoid killing anyone except my target unless absolutely necessary and this just shows that two approaches can be so fundamentally different, but so equally valid.
I dont get how this video has only 203 likes.. im sitting here, laughing my ass off and having a great time watching videos which seem to be the best content anyone could ever create with VR 😂
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Hey Crusty, you may wanna hear this. I don't particularly like violent videos but as someone who struggled to learn English as a second language I love your accent, your rich vocabulary, the elaborated sentences, aristocratic language, use of phrasal verbs, etc.. Your use of language distills elegance and culture. Please keep it up, I'm learning a lot with you while having a lot of fun.
Thanks!!
I'm pinning your comment because it makes me look good
@@IAmCrusty Classic Crusty
@@itswompie yes he’s very classic
That’s true ! As a non native English speaker, that help me a lot too. And this guys is completely hilarious so it make me enjoy more and more 😂
Ummm... choose violence bud.
"is that butter? no it's soap that makes more sense"
that had me dying of laughter.😂🤣
What makes me laugh is that whenever I hear his voice I hear jack sparrow
"orphan storage"
-Crusty
Same 😂😂😂😂 I can’t hahaha
Ah yes, the series about the confused bald guy who just wants to let everyone experience the ultimate peace
Experience Ultimate Peace... Or... DIE!? 🤔😜
I see this as jack sparrow as an assassin lmao
Kinda like vecna
@@BeHappyInEveryThingYouDo we can't talk about vecna yet, the second part isn't out
The first part is out, and it’s all about him.
"Sorry doesn't dry the blanket."
- Crusty
@Kason Maxam a perfect description of the whole channel mate 🤓
A very quotable moment
“You’re so naked,” says the clueless lady to the man lying face-down in a pool of his own blood...Makes perfect sense to me!
“The hell are you doing, connect the dots?! You make me sick” 😂😂 11:02
3:44 ‘I will turn you into yourself’ 😂 i’m not sure whether that was horrifying or hilarious. The fact that the dude bounces off a lounge chair like a rock skipping on a lake just puts the cherry on top. Good show.
Crusty’s personality =
half Beetlejuice + half insane pirates of the Caribbean Johnny Depp.
I freaking love this guy. This is probably the only gaming UA-camr I’ll actually watch. 😂
Also a Joker...
"You call me an asshole?"
*man starts vibrating to heaven*
I can just see Crusty as the perfect villain in any movie. Presumably this is all improv, imagine what he could do with a plan!
I could just fucking imagine all of this being done in Jack Sparrows voice.
Was literally just about to comment that
He is jack sparrow
@@JohnsonJognnyb actually he's Captain Jack Sparrow
@@paiget6200 Captain-. Captain Jack Sparrow.
I can hear Jack Sparrows and sometimes Rick from Rick and Morty!
"Oh you think it's bad? Watch this!"
*hits lady
I mean, he made a point.
Also, the mighty Crusty remembered the Bird man. Never forget that fallen hero.
I turn on a Crusty video...the wife "oh not this guy" then proceeds to giggle and mumble what the fuck man several times. Slowly we will convert her to the dark side of humor...she is already breaking.
3:44 imagine your just at a spa doing spa things and then some guy who sounds like an off brand jack sparrow grabs a guys neck so hard he DEFIES THE LAWS OF PHYSICS and just flies away XD
5:17 "look out for the bonk"
I'm in stitches 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣
I laughed out loud in the middle of the night watching this 🤣
Feels like this channel is a record of Crusty's slow decent into madness, and I love it
"Slow"
(thud) ....that is Yuki Yamasaki
The timing of that had me dying and repeating about as many times as there where body's in Crusty's art work 🤣
I pictured Agent 47 smushing his face into the glass to get a better look as that happened lol
For a lack of better words to intensify the meaning of the phrase: that was an extremely enjoyable video. The humour you display in this video, as well as the voice employed for the job, fit the gameplay really well. In short: the quality you have given to this video is nearing absolute perfection. Here, have another subscriber. Keep up the great work, and have a nice life.
Awwh thanks! 😀
@@IAmCrusty "oh, 'don't shoot me'? Don't worry- I'll shoot _her_" pretty much how we all act in this game, you just made it 10x funnier
(either that or "what's that? 'do shoot me'? Yep, no problem. oh, you meant don't- ah well, too late now")
"I here to relax. I dont want hurt anyone...
else"
Pure genius.
5:28 Im literally imagining a man just face plants on a window looking at her saying that XD
I enjoy this character he's portraying, unless it's actually him, but it's a good mix of Russell Brand and Jack Sparrow lol
I love Hunkleberg Mildrew Beesparkle and Donkle Moonglitter too.
Feels almost like watching Joker enjoying his average day from 1st person perspective.
I love it when they float away 😂 "don't give him the jiggles" gave me the giggles 🥁
"..is that butter?...no that's soap that makes more sense.." 🤣I can't even explain why i almost pissed myself laughing hearing that at 8:27
I just found your channel recently and I have to say... Most entertaining vr videos ive ever seen. I laugh out loud while watching every episode. Good shit sir, hats off to you
One of the most humorous yet! Laughing and cringing all the journey along...
A man being snapped in half then starts to fly 3:46
Out of all the videos THIS IS MY FAVORITE!!!!
"BIZARRE? YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣
I'm Loving these Hitman VR videos Crusty :)
"Sorry doesn't dry the blankets" is probably the best killphrase I've ever heard
it’s always a good day when crusty posts
And also when about as many people die in real life as in one of his videos
@1:24 This was actually an NPC gaining sentience that he was a pawn in a video games, and was breaking the fourth wall concerning video game boundaries and an effort to communicate that he is indeed alive and sentient.
And then you killed him upon him expressing his first act of freedom.
you have nailed the "charismatic villain/lunatic" we would see on comics
Found you a week ago, fun stuff Crusty, thanks for the great entertainment!
Appreciate the kindness!
You will enjoy him
Been taking a deep dive
into the CrustyArchives, so much mayhem and madness! I LOVE IT!
Just purchased a Quest 2 after being inspired by him! 🤗
I feel like watching The Joker from Batman in first person video game. I love it, keep up the good work.
I'm sensing Malcom McDowell, Johnny Depp and Troy Baker levels of insanity. And it's fantastic! XD
I absolutely love how playful and energetic you were in the first bit, and at the end, youwere dark, calculated, and brutal.
Idk why but when Crusty gets this manic it reminds me of Johnny Depp with D.I.D.
Man this is the best vr content on the Internet
"you can be part of the artwork"
*Bang*
that was badass
1:52 was too hilarious lmfao
2:07 it’s funny that you’re more worried about the carpet then the actual dead person and his body twitching
3:40 is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen in gaming PERIOD 🤣
8:38 nice protect
How the hell am I just now finding your content?!? Your the most delightful blend of John Cleese and Captain Jack Sparrow. Keep up the epic content my good man. Kudos!
Somehow it’s Captain Jack Sparrow playing hitman VR hahaha I haven’t laughed so much in months. Even the hand gestures ahahhahaha
"I will turn you into yourself " sometimes it's the simplest of statements that are the most profound.
"Dont shoot me"
"Dont shoot you? Ok ill shoot her * shoots someone else*" i died at that part😂😂
3:48 always turning people into balloons
Not even the most relaxing of retreats could erase the pain of the neglected Birdman. Crusty, your pain, can be soothed...with more fishy fish. Keep up the amazing work, you brilliant fiend.
"Hello Kai, time to die,"
I spat out my water
“He called me an asshole!”
STRANGLES THE PHYSICS OUT OF HIM
Love watching Jack Sparrow play hitman
1:10 subtle as always. Love it!
Thank you, you've made my day much better. Loved the birdman references.
14:26 I love how he just leaves the guard alive.
Amazing! World's Greatest Hitman AND World's Greatest Content Creator! Is there anything Crusty cannot do?! Let's not dig too deep...
Let's not forget he is also the world's greatest game show host
@@TheGlizzy and you have a great name
And an amazing artist
The only thing he can't do is not destroy something in one way or another.
I dunno, check out MerpTV’s Hitman.
5:19
“Watch out for the bonk” , I wish real life could be so magnificent
you belong as an actor in movies playing a genuinely friendly guy who just wants to help people.
“You shall be part of the artwork”
Really nice to see you on a vacation!
I needed it. The bird man left a mark on me
"Hehehe Strangle Snap Pop" That made me laugh 🤣🤣 Oh crusty... you always make such good training videos. 👏
You're not a bad person Crusty, they are merely not intelligent enough to understand your magnificent plans!
ahahahahagahaha 9:47 "It's like a mushroom with a hairball" haha xD
Oh crusty! You can never be a bad person when people around you are so stupid lol love your videos!!
"such a breathtaking view!" *the camera pans to see keanu reeves*
I need to see Crusty in Ukraine
Lol
One liner after one liner and it's somehow immersive as hell, this is so awesome!! 😆👍
Crusty: orphan storage
Technoblade: Target practice?
"your coming on a little too strong....you think thats bad try this" lol
"Sorry doesn't dry the blankie". Bro....what? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
this part is so me when somebody allows me to come over to smoke some weed 3:48 Lol 😂😂🤣🤣😭😭
Crusty is the perfect villain
4:35 a easter egg
Nurse there seems to be a dead body in my room turns around millions of dead policeman laying down 2:35
That was legitimately the best way I've EVER seen a channel ask people to subscribe. Count me in, A+ content
I just got Hitman 3 before I found this video, and the juxtaposition between my (failed) attempts to be quick and stealthy and to avoid killing anyone except my target unless absolutely necessary and this just shows that two approaches can be so fundamentally different, but so equally valid.
I think is is high tier crusty. This is one of your best videos. The effort you're putting into editing shows. Much love
THE FLYING UGHH I WAS DYING ON THE FLOOR 3:49
5:17 I love that you can slightly push the npcs, this had me dyin lmfao
It was the soap and "Well, no one ever asks that" that got me! 😂😂😂
"And without a ticket!...
...the audacity!!"
.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
... 👍... Good VR acting! Good video, thanks🤣🤣😭😂
3:17
I love how the question mark appears over her head.
*If you squint your eyes* it kind of feels like you’re watching the *body cam of a hitman* lol
It feels like Trevor Plays Hitman VR😂
😂 9:59 & 12:28 😂
I laughed so hard my sides started to hurt, lol…😂😂😂
Found this therapeutic.
5:19 "look out for the "bonk"" ... "bonk" .... hahahahaha xD brilliant that was =P
2:53 oh man you're naked yeah and he's also dead had me dying 😂😂
Orphan storage! And a morgue, (Silence for a second) (Realisation) No wait organ storage. 10:43
I can nearly hear it now...Crusty saying, "How do I love thee? Let me count the bodies."
Havent laughed out loud so much lately. Thanks for this. Really make me chuckle uncontrollaby
10:40 literally seems like something the joker would do
“Orphan storage… and the morgue…. Oh, organ storage-“
-Crusty, 2022
Crusty is just the best . The absolute best at what he does and no vr youtuber can compair to this man 🤣
I dont get how this video has only 203 likes.. im sitting here, laughing my ass off and having a great time watching videos which seem to be the best content anyone could ever create with VR 😂
When he chocked the guy and he lagged and went flying I laughed so hard
Sorry doesn’t try the blankie lol 🤣🤣🤣
Dry my bad lol
7:35 A few seconds before this I got an AD about yoga mat’s XD
this was funny as hell and lOVED the video keep it up man