I got a new vac. The main feature is a no-touch dirt cup, that empties by pushing a button. We are afraid to touch dirt now? My mom used to cut open the vac bags and dump the dirt onto newspapers. It was fun digging around looking for coins and lost earrings.
I was in a library and I saw the book "The Power of Positive Thinking" I was about to grab it and then I thought, Why bother? I used to have a procrastination problem. I thought about maybe working on that bad habit and then I thought, screw it, I'll figure it out later. Last thing, this is something that has actually happened to me. Have you ever tried to put a garbage can out for the garbage man? That can could be all banged up, split, tipping over, and the garbage man will not take it. I even tried putting the crap garbage can into a new one, no deals, they will not take the garbage can..
You know why there is space in the world? Because if there wasn't ,every time you took a bite out of a tuna fish sandwich you'd also be taking a bite out of the moon.
Who else stopped when the voice started?
Me
I muted it.
The people who couldn’t find “volume”.
Me too. What a stupid idea
I muted when the music started.
I always watch these compilations with the sound off.
I got a new vac. The main feature is a no-touch dirt cup, that empties by pushing a button. We are afraid to touch dirt now? My mom used to cut open the vac bags and dump the dirt onto newspapers. It was fun digging around looking for coins and lost earrings.
Them was the good ol days!
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
Nice :)
That's cool.
All grown-worthy, some more than others, but the flat tire was the best.
Groan-worthy?
Good for a laugh. Thanks!
Love these
They all had merit. Some of the nuttier one cracked me up. A laugh out allowed. 😄😁😆😅🤣😂
Wrong title.
Very nice, actually. Without them being bad. They are smart and funny. Well, most of them.
There’s very few puns here. Do you actually know what a pun is?
a pun-ishment
😂😂😂 just lots of funnies.....enjoy
Literally
2:20 Hey! That’s my blood type!
If you absolutely HAVE to use a voice, use a human to do it, not some irritating bot.
100% I was having a good laugh until the bot started reading.
...😖A guilty pleasure!😮
I really identify with the bad singing. 😅
I was in a library and I saw the book "The Power of Positive Thinking" I was about to grab it and then I thought, Why bother?
I used to have a procrastination problem. I thought about maybe working on that bad habit and then I thought, screw it, I'll figure it out later.
Last thing, this is something that has actually happened to me. Have you ever tried to put a garbage can out for the garbage man? That can could be all banged up, split, tipping over, and the garbage man will not take it. I even tried putting the crap garbage can into a new one, no deals, they will not take the garbage can..
You know why there is space in the world?
Because if there wasn't ,every time you took a bite out of a tuna fish sandwich you'd also be taking a bite out of the moon.
Sorry. I don´t get it.....
The last few show how botspeak can kill ANY joke.
Don’t read them to us.
I turn down the volume to kill the “music”.
Most Gen Z'ers won't get these.
The fox's traditional lunch box and hard hat might have been clues...
Punny stuff.
As a chemist, guess which one I liked best.
@@tommunyon2874 K? 😁
K
You shower periodically?
Elementary
These sounds like Mitch Hedberg one liners!
No need to talk over memes. We can all read.
Medic! I'm taking damage from these puns! Ouch!
A Spanish slave trader had too much inventory so he held a, "Buy Juan, get Juan free" sale
Felt like a hit in the stomach. That's really not a nice 'joke'.
What is “a little racist” for 200??
@@gardenjoy5223 Sorry, Juan
@@justanamerican9024 No problem, Donny.
There's no " I" in "team" , but there's a "me".
But there is no you either
At least there is a mate :)
you + the letter “s” + team = self esteem
PUNS?
I don’t see any pun.