'Music to Lure Pigeons by the Night Pastor and Seven Friends' cemented my decision to become a professional pigeon lurer against the will of my family.
You might want to rethink that; long ago I made the choice to dedicate my life to pigeon luring, but it’s left me a lonely old man with shit stains on my shoulders and only bird brains for friends.
Religious albums and foreign language albums on small labels are usually comedy gold for bad album covers. The covers in this videos only scratch the surface, so if you think these are bad you ain't seen nothing yet!
There was a guy on Medium named Ocelot who regularly posted an entire series on bad album covers for a couple of years. Dude, I done seen some s***! 👀 (The Thousand Yard Stare)
I've played in bands since I was a kid and now I understand how we never hit the big time. We never even got close to this level of artistry. T's all clear to me now. Thanks.
I believe the point is supposed to be that all his friends were irresponsible sinners who died young, but he’s alive because he found Jesus. Or something.
These U.S. religious albums were "regional" acts and produced on shoestring budgets in small studios with limited distribution. So those performers were just lucky to get their message on vinyl... and cardboard. The Xavier Cugat Cha Cha album cover features top model of the 1950s, and later actress, redhead Suzy Parker!
It was definitely in bad taste. May have been OK for British "humour" but not U.S. My mother worked at the album cover manufacturer in Burbank, CA that put this out... when it was recalled, the truck driver (who was my mother's friend) gave one to us. The company pasted the current cover over top of the ones recalled and sent them back out, and continued manufacturing the rest. Some peope steamed off the replacement pictures to have the censored one; some people steamed to find only bare cardboard underneath. Little did we know at the time that it would become a collector's item... my sister and I played the album to death as we did all the Beatles albums as they came out!
@@jrnfw4060 If you're trying to push Trumps LIE that abortions are happening in the 8th or 9th month, give it a rest. It's not true,, The Beatles put that cover out to protest the Vietnam War..
There were 2 4-member quartets. The one with 4 black men and 1 white boy, the 2nd near the end with 4 in matching suits and 1 in tan suit. He might have been their manager. On both counts, they never heard the word "quintet"?
The group was originally made up of four members many years earlier so they stuck with the name - but they used to joke at concerts that, “somebody can’t count…” 😊
That “Relax you’re going to lose weight” gave off vibes of “you’re going to lose weight because I’m not going to feed you while I keep you trapped in a pit for 10 days before I murder you”
That used to be a Sunday contest. There is still a couple of ozone holes hanging around their house and Church. Honestly. Those ladies took it serious about their hair.
We had one lady relative, way back in the 1970s, who did the straight-up Bride-Of- Frankenstein-esque tease. Never saw her without it, and it kept getting higher every time we did see her. It must have added at least seven or eight inches to her "height". It was so egregious that we started referring to arbor vitae trees by her name.
ironically, that Beatles cover is known colloquially as the butcher baby cover and is worth a lot of money since Capitol Records pulled the bloody cover before many sold.
Alfred Matthew Yankovic was born in Downey, California, on October 23, 1959, the only child of Mary Elizabeth (née Vivalda, 1923-2004) and Nick Yankovic (1917-2004). Yankovic claims that his parents chose the accordion over the guitar because "they figured there should be at least one more accordion-playing Yankovic in the world"; this was in reference to Frankie Yankovic, to whom he is not related.
My initial reaction was Bless their Hearts! since so many were clearly self released. A major label, I reasoned, employed people just to make sure eyesores like these NEVER see the light of day.... Then we get to George Jones, Chuck Willis, Gino Vanelli, Roger Whittaker and, yes the Beatles " butcher " cover. Should have saved that for last.
Yeah, and the sad thing often is that very real talent simply couldn't find a major label that would accept their work, and were therefore forced to self-publish through small, independent studios just to get heard. Also, there's the matter of creative control and artistic freedom. Some of these folks may have had serious problems with being dictated to by powerful suits in some huge ivory tower in some far away city. "If you want it done your way, do it yourself." That can mean very limited resources and having to settle for what one can afford, but at least it's a sincere effort from the heart and not just something that's considered "commercially viable" and often very shallow, fake and phony. Artists who go this route are at least allowed to be themselves and not what some high-powered agent or publisher tells them has to be their "image" in order to sell records.
I have to presume that musically, most of these people were supremely gifted. They exhausted their artistic vision when it came time to create the album cover.
My two all time favorite songs are "Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts Of Life" and " Does Your Gum Lose It's Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight". Those tunes just resonate with the marrow of my soul in a way that mere mortals could never hope to even begin to comprehend.
@@kelf114 Allow me to give an honorable mention to "Who Shot This Hole Through My Sombrero?" and "You Can't Rollerskate In A Buffalo Herd". That's a philosophy upon which I have based my entire adult life btw and it has stood me in very good stead lo these many years.
I’m an 80’s girl too, we never had hair like that 😂😂. Their hair is higher than their head, it just cracks me up 🤣m and we thought that we used a lot of hairspray
@@creamnsugar6771 I found his name on another album cover at another "bad album covers" video - it's Lowell Mason (except on that cover it was "The Singing Midget, Lowell Mason "). 😂
@@mysticwolf75 ua-cam.com/video/0IowN9cnNWA/v-deo.htmlsi=-3Bx6C9Oq3xttYc5 His voice is so deep for a midget, but he also still sounds like a midget. It's weird. Lmao
@@mrnmrn1Just the covers. There were many that had the new cover glued over the original. Those are the ones that may still be out there. If you steam the new cover off, you have a rare collectible. When more albums needed to be manufactured, the new cover was printed on them.
Bernard Bresslaw "I only Arsked" was a British comedy fixture in the 1960s and 70s. Usually playing naïve, oversized characters (Besslaw was 6' 7") most notably in the Carry On film series, and a foil for street wise Sid James.
@@kathrynabbott5032 Last night I watched a video about his life. This particular photo on the record cover makes him look scary. In some publicity pictures he did look unsettling while in others he appeared normal or even somewhat attractive.
I was putting my drink down when 'Lord Split me Open' appeared. I've now had to wipe down the coffee table top. I've decided to pop down to Sainsbury's tomorrow just in case Jesus pops in to do his weekly shop. Fingers crossed 🤞.
The only thing I see wrong with the Fairfield Four album is … there’s 5 men on the cover. 😄 I think the gentleman to the right is their accompanist. This is the same group that sang in the Coen Brothers film ‘ O Brother Where Art Thou. ‘ They’re very good. 🎵👍🎵
Love that guy Carlos and can almost hear him saying, “I don’t get laid very often but when I do, I tell everybody!” Also liked the name of the duo Eskimo Callboy as truly, (yet admirably) strange.😮 The absolute jewel find for me here is “Wing Sings”. If you wanna play an April Fool’s joke on an AC/DC fan, just download all her videos and make it the only thing they can listen to the whole day.😂 and, The Singing Midget!
“ I spent all my money on actually recording the album and I only have about…..hmmm…..let’s see……about $1.60 for the cover art.” Graphic artist: “No problem.”
Strange to see that Beatles album; one of the most iconic, rarest, and if placed on the market, up there with the most expensive albums ever sold, amongst stuff that they would be lucky to get 10 cents each for in a thrift shop.
Some of those covers were intentionally tacky, such as the Bruce "Baby Man" Baum album, the Edith Massey record, and the Pat Cooper album. The first and last were comedians; Massey was a novelty act best known for being in John Waters films.
"Nobody Does Me Like Jesus" and "Lord, Split Me Open" must be played back to back!
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It's more effective if you play front to front. 🤣
"How Big Is Jesus?" I think that's a question for the Theologians.
That went to heck pretty fast.
@@Kuulei265
You can say "H-E-double hockey sticks" on the internet, my friend. 🤣
@@Name-ps9fx
Fan of the missionary position, I see. 🤣
the sad part is.... none of those hairdressers ever paid for their crimes.
I, too, have had a few hairdressers I wouldn't mind sending to prison.
Sadder still, they were probably paid FOR their crimes!
😅😆😆😆😆😆
Crimes against humanity!
They were ingenious coiffurists, those creators of inflatable hair.
The Sex Symbol of the South - Elmer Fudpucker Sr. I can’t. I just can’t. 😂😂😂
Really comedian Hollis Champion.
Sexy lady at 3:43 is actually an Italian Porn Star.
You're just gonna have to I'm afraid! 😂
Well, would you rather have that or Pudf--ker? Turn that name around and it really gets interesting.
Is there an Elmer Jr. to continue his father's success in the world of entertainment? I think one generation is enough is this case.
I laughed my butt off at the vid. Then I came to the comments where the real humor is. You folks are gold!
These have to be the best comments I have seen of any YT videos. The singing midget got me, but the comnents are over the top. Hilarious.
I couldn't agree more!
Elmer Fudpucker in concert. I was there, man. I was THERE!! Four encores. My disposable lighter ran out of fuel. Awesome!
was that summer of 69 at "fudstock " ? i still have my "pucker up" tour 69 " concert shirt
I went to the wrong concert due to a typographical error. But Elmer FudgePacker put on a great show.
Not the best name to do a spoonerism on.
For real?????
@@Keepinit100upinhere no. I'm having fun there at poor Elmer's expense.
25% serial killers ~ 25% pedophiles ~ 25% didn’t realize what the cover said until it came out ~ 25% OMG that hair!
😂🤣
No, some of the last 25% must be for "inbreeding" people.
@@elisatovar9466 LOL
You forgot the percent that were just flatout to stoned to really use good judgement.
"Born to Die"...that one sounds like a tattoo someone got at the fair after spending too much time at the beer tent.
"The Fairfield Four..." All five of them! And the "Crossroads Quartette!" All five of them too!
I lost it at the 5 member quartet. II missed the Fairfield Four 5…. I’ll watch again.
I love the "Come Home Baby " cover.
It shows why "Baby " left.
😂😂😂
He has a copy of "High Times." Just a little slack.
😂😂
😂😂😂😂
She just couldn't handle his "awesomeness"...
When a musician's questionable friend says "You gotta let my buddy do your album cover photo! They're awesome and you'll love it! "
those pics were taken with an Instamatic. google it.
I think the video content creator has discovered a new art form.
😅😅😅
'Music to Lure Pigeons by the Night Pastor and Seven Friends' cemented my decision to become a professional pigeon lurer against the will of my family.
Individual tracks sound like wild jazz that one would hear in a New Orleans speak-easy.
You might want to rethink that; long ago I made the choice to dedicate my life to pigeon luring, but it’s left me a lonely old man with shit stains on my shoulders and only bird brains for friends.
I wish I didn't drink ice tea when I read your comment. 😂😂😂😂
Mom.mudt be so disappointed. Coo coo coo😂😂
What disturbed me most about that cover was the atrocious grammar. It's "Music by which to lure pigeons". Honestly.
The Night Pastor totally sounds like the name of a 1970’s serial killer.
AC/DC have an older song written by the great Bon Scott called Night Prowler, sounds similar doesn’t it 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
The Pastor of Disaster!
He's the Holy Diver
He'll hear your confession, then dispatch you straight to Heaven! 😵
Religious albums and foreign language albums on small labels are usually comedy gold for bad album covers. The covers in this videos only scratch the surface, so if you think these are bad you ain't seen nothing yet!
There was a guy on Medium named Ocelot who regularly posted an entire series on bad album covers for a couple of years. Dude, I done seen some s***!
👀 (The Thousand Yard Stare)
You've got to be joking! Having seen these horrors, I have to go to sleep at night, with the light on.
John Bult, Juilie's Sixteenth Birthday......"uh...someone call the police."
As Onkel Heinrich (Uncle Henry) might have put it:
"Sixteen is legal in Germany, but that still doesn't make it right . . . fuggin' groomer!"
He sounds like a Red Bovine impersonator.
Sovine
They both look like the parents of a sixteen year old.
It;s OK,...it's Alabama!!
The lack of people's self-awareness is astounding. 😳
Most of these come from the decades where the world was just a cloud of drug vapors.
It's like when you put your two fingers up behind someone's head in a pic, when you were 6.
Yes, we see it more than ever these days. ,,, Just whatever he said!
I can't believe crap like this EVER existed! I've been around for over 7 decades... how did I miss all this?
@@StrangeScaryNewEngland What - you think fewer people take drugs these days? Seriously?
I've played in bands since I was a kid and now I understand how we never hit the big time. We never even got close to this level of artistry. T's all clear to me now. Thanks.
LORD SPLIT ME OPEN
VOLUME 3……
I need 1& 2 pronto!!
Lord, Stitch Me Up...the follow-up album!
@@joycerichardson1810 🤣
So mamy album titles to reference, but that one you mentioned takes the cake.
When I go to Goodwill I always browse through the old vinyl for just this kind of laugh. 😂
"... for just this kind of laugh."?
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I would say for just this kind of trash.
You really need to find something else to do. One day you will start buying and collecting them.
You must have quite the collection.
@@kenthompson5723🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"All My Friends Are Dead"... now that's just depressing.
Even more than "Born To Die"?
It was a reaction to hearing his music.
I believe the point is supposed to be that all his friends were irresponsible sinners who died young, but he’s alive because he found Jesus. Or something.
Or is he hiding something? Organ harvesting perhaps?
Yeah, but you can---Just Dig Them Up
These U.S. religious albums were "regional" acts and produced on shoestring budgets in small studios with limited distribution. So those performers were just lucky to get their message on vinyl... and cardboard. The Xavier Cugat Cha Cha album cover features top model of the 1950s, and later actress, redhead Suzy Parker!
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!
You had me at “Nobody Can Do Me Like Jesus.”
That Beatles album cover is a collector's item and worth a considerable sum. The only shame is that very few have it in their possession.
It was definitely in bad taste. May have been OK for British "humour" but not U.S. My mother worked at the album cover manufacturer in Burbank, CA that put this out... when it was recalled, the truck driver (who was my mother's friend) gave one to us. The company pasted the current cover over top of the ones recalled and sent them back out, and continued manufacturing the rest. Some peope steamed off the replacement pictures to have the censored one; some people steamed to find only bare cardboard underneath. Little did we know at the time that it would become a collector's item... my sister and I played the album to death as we did all the Beatles albums as they came out!
@@fiendishthingy1630 Especially since late-term abortions are now legal in some states, that cover is particularly troubling.
@@jrnfw4060 If you're trying to push Trumps LIE that abortions are happening in the 8th or 9th month, give it a rest. It's not true,,
The Beatles put that cover out to protest the Vietnam War..
i remember seen that Beatles album some 40 years ago in the house of friends of my family
@@fiendishthingy1630 The album and its cover were only ever a US release.
9:01 When having more hair than face was GOALS!
The bigger the hair, the closer to God.
I like the “quartet” album covers have 5 people on the cover. I guess one is their backup??
There were 2 4-member quartets. The one with 4 black men and 1 white boy, the 2nd near the end with 4 in matching suits and 1 in tan suit. He might have been their manager. On both counts, they never heard the word "quintet"?
Four black men and one white man. FYFY
The group was originally made up of four members many years earlier so they stuck with the name - but they used to joke at concerts that, “somebody can’t count…” 😊
Well, every time they show the Three Musketeers, there are always 4 of them, so why not? 😅
The fifth member is known as "spare tire".
I remember some atrocities like these from my childhood.... 😂
😅😅😅😅😅
My mother had quite a collection of albums. Oh, this brings back memories 😂
0.54 "Sounds of His Coming"
Surely something that these three haven't heard too often . . .
Hahaha! You're right about that. 👍🏻
That’s the first thing that I thought of too! 😂😂
It was foley mined by the pr0nz industry.
Or perhaps quite often.
And they wouldn’t want, heathen!! 😂
Ok. Who was spying on my playlist? No privacy anymore
😅😆
:-)
Your fault. You left it in plain sight on your coffee table.
That “Relax you’re going to lose weight” gave off vibes of “you’re going to lose weight because I’m not going to feed you while I keep you trapped in a pit for 10 days before I murder you”
I guess the higher they tease their hair, the closer they are to the Lord…?! 🙄
That used to be a Sunday contest. There is still a couple of ozone holes hanging around their house and Church. Honestly. Those ladies took it serious about their hair.
We had one lady relative, way back in the 1970s, who did the straight-up Bride-Of- Frankenstein-esque tease. Never saw her without it, and it kept getting higher every time we did see her. It must have added at least seven or eight inches to her "height". It was so egregious that we started referring to arbor vitae trees by her name.
😂
Ikr
😂😂😂😂😂😂Kcnoha, I salute you🫡
Some of those beehive hair styles are the reason why Aqua Net was called "Helmet in a Can!"😂
I feel much better about my life choices now.
😂😂😂
These cannot be real and I cannot unsee some of these.
They are real,I even know some of them
I thought so until I saw the Beatles “ Butcher” cover
Lmao you are not alone
Wait til you actually HEAR Wing sing AC/DC!
She's definitely better than Yoko!
Juanita Bynum is a real person. These are real covers. Yikes
The one with the vaguely menacing bloke stood in front of a jumbo jet😂😂😂
Clearly a mob boss.
I like that one, too…he’s trying to represent that he has his own 747, I guess? 🤷🏼♂😂
For Americans, bloke means guy, dude.
I can’t believe I lived with some of these fashions on these album covers- boy do I feel old now…..
I guess they took the phrase the higher the hair the closer to God too seriously! 😂
What a profound concept…
They're all coming back in style....you just wait!
The cover at 5:48 is wild & looks more appropriate for a novel by H P Lovecraft. Laugh out loud funny! Thanks...I needed that.😂
Sure, everyone’s heard of J.J. Worthington, but who are the Beatles?
ironically, that Beatles cover is known colloquially as the butcher baby cover and is worth a lot of money since Capitol Records pulled the bloody cover before many sold.
@@gizmotis I think that "butcher baby" cover was supposed to be a reference to one of their Christmas albums.
“The Fairfield Four” and some other dude.
Their manager must have insisted on being on the cover with them. Or, somebody lost a bet. 😂
😂😂😂
Here in the South record bins in the thrifts are downright scary. You can just smell the polyester sweat and Aquanet.
You can tell by the Frankie Yankovic cover that Weird Al is definitely his son. 😄
They aren't relatives
Alfred Matthew Yankovic was born in Downey, California, on October 23, 1959, the only child of Mary Elizabeth (née Vivalda, 1923-2004) and Nick Yankovic (1917-2004). Yankovic claims that his parents chose the accordion over the guitar because "they figured there should be at least one more accordion-playing Yankovic in the world"; this was in reference to Frankie Yankovic, to whom he is not related.
@@kelf114 I used to think that, too, but they actually are not related.
@@mysticwolf75 Maybe not, but Weird Al sure is funny. I have some of his stuff on my Dr. Demento album. Surprise?
@@jrnfw4060 Weird Al is hilarious. And really a genius in his own right - coming up with all those songs parodies is amazing.
"Oh,my eyes!"!!!! 👀👀👀👀
🤣
you should know better than to view these refugees from the Centers for the Visually Unpleasant without using the special safety glasses.
Oh, just get a horse.
"I found Jesus at a Walmart." No sir you did not. That is a lie. Even Jesus has a limit.
Jesus ate with the lepers.... but at least he had SOME self respect.
Well, he did meet with tax collectors and harlots.
@@infonut Oh! They had Democrats way back then?
@@maxwellcrazycat9204 lol
I love that horse wearing moe Howards hair.
Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk!
I Concur 👍 Thank's
Why you!
That was funny alongside Dumb and Dumber they should rename themselves the 3 Moes
😂😂😂😂😂
The Fairfield Four are extremely talented. They sang with John Fogerty (Creedance Clearwater Revival) on a song 110 in the Shade. The song is amazing.
Wasn't that the one with five people on the cover? Somehow they lost count.
My initial reaction was Bless their Hearts! since so many were clearly self released. A major label, I reasoned, employed people just to make sure eyesores like these NEVER see the light of day....
Then we get to George Jones, Chuck Willis, Gino Vanelli, Roger Whittaker and, yes the Beatles " butcher " cover. Should have saved that for last.
Yeah, and the sad thing often is that very real talent simply couldn't find a major label that would accept their work, and were therefore forced to self-publish through small, independent studios just to get heard. Also, there's the matter of creative control and artistic freedom. Some of these folks may have had serious problems with being dictated to by powerful suits in some huge ivory tower in some far away city. "If you want it done your way, do it yourself." That can mean very limited resources and having to settle for what one can afford, but at least it's a sincere effort from the heart and not just something that's considered "commercially viable" and often very shallow, fake and phony. Artists who go this route are at least allowed to be themselves and not what some high-powered agent or publisher tells them has to be their "image" in order to sell records.
"We Will Make Love." Why did that sound like a threat
Come again? 😜
😂😂😂
What's really bizarre is that the comedy covers AREN'T funny, and the serious covers are hilarious 😂
Edith Massey appeared in several John Waters films in the 1970s (and 80s?). The Korn album cover is legit scary.
Cuddles Kudesky!
I KNEW I heard that name before. Never saw his movies but I heard him mentioning her name on his stand up show.
@@infonut Seek his films out (I'm sure you can stream them via some service). They are outrageous indy films to be sure.
I have to presume that musically, most of these people were supremely gifted. They exhausted their artistic vision when it came time to create the album cover.
That seems like a lot of grace. I'm not believing they had much talent. Some of them appeared to be comedy albums.
@@vernongriffith8308 I think in a lot of cases, it was just a poorly chosen album title.
No no, the artists were very good, it was the audience who didn't understand anything! 😂
That’s a very generous assumption to make!
That was the best short comedy I've ever seen. I really want a flip book of these images and better still a least a T-shirt of the second cover! 😂
My two all time favorite songs are "Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts Of Life" and " Does Your Gum Lose It's Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight". Those tunes just resonate with the marrow of my soul in a way that mere mortals could never hope to even begin to comprehend.
I love Little Arrows by Leapy Lee.
I also liked The Eggplant That Ate Chicago.
@@kelf114 Allow me to give an honorable mention to "Who Shot This Hole Through My Sombrero?" and "You Can't Rollerskate In A Buffalo Herd". That's a philosophy upon which I have based my entire adult life btw and it has stood me in very good stead lo these many years.
I remember Master Bungholio & his twirling band of fartknockers.
Not headboard, it’s bedpost
@@pamelaspooner7183 So sue me.
All my friends are dead grabbed my attention.....at 76 years old i relate to that cos theres not many of my friends left.😂
You still have time to make some new ones.
The horror, the horror!.
@4:50 And they thought we had big hair in the 80's!!!
I’m an 80’s girl too, we never had hair like that 😂😂. Their hair is higher than their head, it just cracks me up 🤣m and we thought that we used a lot of hairspray
I think all these covers were done by people who ate a lot of lead paint chips as a child.
Yes, and lived in rural Louisiana.
Ya think?! 😂
If "All My Friends Are Dead" won't make you buy the album, I don't know what will.
😂
Sounds like a Jim Carrol song.
Who could possibly forget “The Singing Midget”? No proper 1st name… just THAT! I was dumbfounded, then… I just lost it. 😂
@@creamnsugar6771 me too!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@creamnsugar6771 I found his name on another album cover at another "bad album covers" video - it's Lowell Mason (except on that cover it was "The Singing Midget, Lowell Mason "). 😂
I was wondering if that was what it said on his driver's license.
@@mysticwolf75 ua-cam.com/video/0IowN9cnNWA/v-deo.htmlsi=-3Bx6C9Oq3xttYc5
His voice is so deep for a midget, but he also still sounds like a midget. It's weird. Lmao
Love ❤️ Thank's 😂
Some of these people look like they were the inspiration for the family in A Texas Chainsaw Massacre!
Thank you for posting these. Not laughed so much in ages. Wonderful.
That Beatles cover is worth thouands, they pulled them back and destroyed most of the stock. If you have or find one it's payday.
Did they destroy only the covers, or the records, too?
@@mrnmrn1Just the covers. There were many that had the new cover glued over the original. Those are the ones that may still be out there. If you steam the new cover off, you have a rare collectible.
When more albums needed to be manufactured, the new cover was printed on them.
" Jesus split me open!" 😅😅😅😂😂😂😂
I'm a Christian as well and I couldn't help laughing!!
WHO "CURATED" such ...visual trauma...?!
Ohhh boy. Speechless, and without language now.
The feedback is just as hilarious as the album covers.
The hair... my flabbers are gasted!
Bernard Bresslaw "I only Arsked" was a British comedy fixture in the 1960s and 70s. Usually playing naïve, oversized characters (Besslaw was 6' 7") most notably in the Carry On film series, and a foil for street wise Sid James.
Was he as frightening-looking on film?
He was very tall but not at all frightening
@@kathrynabbott5032 Last night I watched a video about his life. This particular photo on the record cover makes him look scary. In some publicity pictures he did look unsettling while in others he appeared normal or even somewhat attractive.
I was putting my drink down when 'Lord Split me Open' appeared. I've now had to wipe down the coffee table top. I've decided to pop down to Sainsbury's tomorrow just in case Jesus pops in to do his weekly shop. Fingers crossed 🤞.
Wish you all the best! But - whatever will happen: Don't forget the hairspray!!
Apparently, Jesus was well endowed.
The bouffants and chest hair!!😂
And some of the men were worse.
I've never laughed so much watching a video 😅🤣😂 Best one all year
Imagine; serious thought and effort was spent on these covers...and too many said:
"YES; that's it!"
😂😂😂
11:41 those sunglasses...🤣🤣
Yes just wear these kid sized aviators, nobody will notice
I assume they both were blind - ? That way, they couldn’t see how peculiar they looked.
It's like they opened the doors of an institution and all these people just spilled out. I watched to the end. I couldn't stop...
Oh this is absolutely wonderful! Sharon Malone's hair 😂😂😂
Chet and Dave spent a lotta years trying to convince people they were just roommates!
Wonder how many believed them?
I died the first album cover in. But the “Jesus Split Me Open,” one buried me for sure.
Apparently, Jesus was well endowed.
@@bobblowhard8823Jesus was her pool cleaner.
Who could ever forget that old great classic, all my friends are dead 👍🤣
He had a few other hits: "All My Friends are in Rehab"; "All My Friends are in Prison", and a few others.
"...And the Singing Midget" was all I needed to see.
Yeah, the poor guy didn't even get his name on the cover!
Friggin hilarious. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
The Bernard Bresslaw one is truly scary. As for the hairstyles, and the five-piece quartet, and the innuendoes...
My head is aching 😂. “The Fairfield Four”. There’s 5 of them 😂
They aren’t the only five person quartet on the list either!!😮😂
Soon to be six!
Elmer Fudpucker Jr. and Finding Jesus in Wal-Mart is hard to beat!
I'm guessing that those two don't find it "hard to beat", if you get my meaning . . .
you really CAN find anything at Walmart!
Benny Hill used that name for one of his characters, Angus McFudpucker! I never expected to see that as a real name! 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂omg I can’t breathe 😂😂😂😂😂
@@mysticwolf75 I looked up Elmer Fudpucker and he was a comedian with that as his stage name
"Let Me Tell You Something About My Operation..." I am not sure if I should laugh or shutter...!
Who would have thought that image would be mainstream in 2024....
Yeah, the mid-sixties to mid-eighties were _wild_ y'all... 🤣🤣🤣
they have NO IDEA how much fun those years were compared to the depressive. inflationary, and social media-addicted 2020s... different world!
The Korn album cover is actually kinda good... kind of looks like a "Slenderman" reference.
Actually looks like a child molester getting ready to abduct that poor little girl.
The only thing I see wrong with the Fairfield Four album is … there’s 5 men on the cover. 😄 I think the gentleman to the right is their accompanist. This is the same group that sang in the Coen Brothers film ‘ O Brother Where Art Thou. ‘ They’re very good. 🎵👍🎵
@@beebee9803 That is very true. It’s such an effective scene. Just when they think it’s all over, the water creeps in to sweep them away. 💦💦💦💦
I was chocking with laughter at the Fairfield Four when there was 5 of them
Soon to be 6.
Love that guy Carlos and can almost hear him saying, “I don’t get laid very often but when I do, I tell everybody!”
Also liked the name of the duo Eskimo Callboy as truly, (yet admirably) strange.😮
The absolute jewel find for me here is “Wing Sings”. If you wanna play an April Fool’s joke on an AC/DC fan, just download all her videos and make it the only thing they can listen to the whole day.😂
and, The Singing Midget!
The innuendo is off the charts
THE BEATLES BUTCHER COVER MAY BE SHAMED BUT IT'S ALSO WORTHY $$$$$
Original pressing now start at $10K!
@l.salisbury1253 JOHN LENNONS PERSONAL COPY SIGHNED AUTOGRAPHED SOLD FOR TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS.
I'm just wondering why George is the only one not visibly holding some raw meat.
Had he done something wrong? 😜
Stop yelling your post in all caps, you rude, entitled poster.
YES, WE KNOW. YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL.
@8:16 I heard that the Singing Midget is actually a baritone.
Not Mrs Mills! Noooooo, she was a regular on K-Tel TV ads here in Australia in the '70s. You just can't do that
Apparently, they did.
K Tel... blimey, just that name sums up the 1970s🤭
This is the stuff nightmares are made of. Now to unsee all this horror….
“ I spent all my money on actually recording the album and I only have about…..hmmm…..let’s see……about $1.60 for the cover art.”
Graphic artist: “No problem.”
Relax you're going to lose weight. Because you'll be throwing up.😅
And I interpreted it as 'Because you're chained to my bed frame and I'll only feed you when I remember. '
Or dead
The Beatles "Butcher Babies" album cover is the most rare- and the most coveted-album cover in history...
Planned Parenthood definitely wants one ..
Now that was tragic..some of the most painfully awkward album covers/photographs I have ever seen.
And the sad thing is, the people on those covers thought they looked great!
Strange to see that Beatles album; one of the most iconic, rarest, and if placed on the market, up there with the most expensive albums ever sold, amongst stuff that they would be lucky to get 10 cents each for in a thrift shop.
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.. Thank you
If I should press charges??
So much 50s,60s,and 70s!😂😂
Wow ! Where the heck did you find these !? There's some real doozies here, good work !
This is a tacky nightmare from the record collection at Goodwill.
My eyes have been soiled...ew and lol.
🤣😂😆I am slayed,Lord split me open? Oh Dear
Some of those covers were intentionally tacky, such as the Bruce "Baby Man" Baum album, the Edith Massey record, and the Pat Cooper album. The first and last were comedians; Massey was a novelty act best known for being in John Waters films.