Mario Kart Wii: Cursed Edition
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- Опубліковано 17 тра 2021
- tell me if you want a part 2
all track edits by @ForgottenIce so huge shoutouts to him
/ @theforgottenice
Track Downloads:
Moonview Highway
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Toad's Factory
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Moo Moo Meadows
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Bowser's Castle
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#mariokartwii #cursed - Ігри
that moonview highway part looks like what i thought the track was like when i was 8
bro straight up that track is horrific
Same
sm@ue
@@veelxvii who?
Moonview highway in this reminds me of what it feels like leaving my high school’s parking lot every day after school
*SELECT TRACK:*
0:01 Los Angeles High Way
1:43 Toad's OSHA Violation
4:20 Masochist Meadows
6:01 Mario Maker
Literally Mario Maker
More like
0:01 Ohio Highway
1:43 Ohio Factory
4:20 Ohio Meadows
6:20 Ohio Castle
@@legoclayface Always has been.
Driving Instructor: "Don't worry, the test isn't that hard!"
The test:
The Druselstein Driving Test Waltz!
What driving test did you take? Mine was so easy
What kind of inhuman drive test did you take dude!? The drive-while-completely-wasted-after-48-big-bottles-of-beer-while-high-on-LSD test?
Don't worry the driving instructor isn't hard
The driving instructor:
😂😂😂
THE CARS GOING OFF THE RAMPS LMFAO
sire
is
WOOPER!
WOOPSIRE
QUAG
The most cursed was funky not wearing sunglasses
I didn't pay attention to that until I saw your comment lol
he lost his swag
There’s actually a funky mod for Mario kart 7, and you can download regular funky or funky without glasses, names unfunny Kong
Oh god no
Kinda looks like Donkey Kong now
Troy and Nick should race this for flounder fest.
yea
yes please
Maybe it'll actually give them a challenge for once
*_YES_*
If it works online
That's how a causal player feels like
i am very casual. i feel even worse. i feel like a goomba.
Seeing Funky's eyes really is cursed
agree
It just doesn't feel right
When
Like yours?
@@Fennecfanboy During the whole video
lmao the truck doing tf cut is fantastic
yea bro straight up mate
In order of appearance:
*Moonview Highway during a hurricane evacuation
*An extremely efficient and productive Toad's Factory just before Black Friday
*Moo Moo Meadows, now with a Stingby keeper, and the cows had babies (also, ProtonJon got his wish for faster Pokeys...)
*Bowser's Castle with a new security system
And *F L A T B O W S E R*
@@gabrielr-nki8296 is bowser flat or round? 👀
FOR THE LOVE OF BATMAN...!
@@Odincdaj522004 DEATHWATER.
Original Toad’s Turnpike on Extra mode, and original N64 Bowser’s Castle
0:50 what moonview highway looks like to new players
yes
This track gives me so much anxiety
What Cannon City is
I really want to play these with my unsuspecting family.
tell them you just scratched the disc by mistake
@@dubstep4lyfe342 ok I will lol
2:57
I didn't know Nintendo made it so cars can do lake cut
yep
Every copy of MKW is unique.
Sawyer's personalized MKWii copy. Thank god he doesn't have a messed up head like the other creepy-ass personalized copies.
3:09 It's so cursed Funky got squished and flipped at the same time.
P.S. Please do more of these.
swagged on
Sqipped
what my mom sees when playing mkw
when mom says we got mkwii at home.
The cpus actually finished a lap on moonview, didn't expect that
they are very good gamers
*_I think that's part of the reason why its cursed_*
Oh my
This is way too accurate to how I thought mkw was when I was young
mkwii for me still
especially moonview highway
What about mushroom gorge?
3:08 the random truck had me dying
3:08 I love the truck coming out of absolutely nowhere to annihilate you right at the finish line.
I want this as a mod pack so I can get my friends to play and try to tell them it’s perfectly normal Mario kart
its mario kart but the disc has a scratch.
istg this is how it felt to play mv highway the first time i played it
3:35 when you clear a level in crash bandicoot but don't break all the boxes
2:58 i died laughing when the truck did the lake cut
I like how after that first track, you might see the preview for Toad's factory and think "alright, this looks awful, but at least there's no cars"
2:05 _and then a truck immediately comes barreling at you with the driver probably laughing at the notion that you thought you were safe_
This has to be the most authentic visualization of how Mario Kart must feel to our parents when they played a race with us.
The most cursed thing about this is the way objects unnaturally move around
Gives me a strange feeling and I don't like it
This had me laughing so hard hahaha
hahaha
4:05 mario kart physics working for 3 second straight
Basically what would Mario Kart Maker look like
They should make that happen in real life
I'd definitely want a part 2 (makes me want a romhack with all of those tracks in lol)
do it brother
I can see it now:
Luigi Circuit is filled with chain chomps in every corner, & the Luigi statue shoots out huge fireballs every 10 seconds.
Wario's Gold Mine has bats flowing around, & they push you back 49 miles.
Mushroom Grove has goombas that go 292 miles per hour on the course, with the mushrooms having unstable gravity issues that are random.
@@ExtremeWreck Wario's gold mine should just have walls of bats in every corner of the stage
And honestly, Mushroom Gorge you should just make the entire track bouncy
A casual Mario Kart player: Yep...... everything looks normal here....
Literally me until I saw funky kong with his shades off
Hope this gets online compatibility and more tracks cursed because I want to see Troy and NMeade play this for Flounderfest.
true
it would be SO funny
Its just an edit of a track so you just need my stuff to play online
3:35
Pov: You're playing Crash Bandicoot 1 and missed all the crates in the stage
7:15~「あっつあっつあっつあっつ！！！」
3:57
Sheesh, the truck does the shortcut
6:07 T H I C C B O W S E R
All dreams have a meaning
My dreams:
3:45 THE FUCKING BUS DOING THE LAKE CUT IM DEAD BRO 💀💀
This must be played in flounderfest
Definitely.
hit troy up and force him
Me: Ahhh, we're finally away from that terrible Moonview Highway. *goes to Toad's Factory*
Trucks: Oh, you think you're safe?
2:29- Player: Excuse me, I'm just passing through here to get to the finish line.
Conveyer belt: *NO.*
So, we got:
Moonview DUI-way,
Toad's Crackhouse,
Moo-tated Meadows, and
Bowser's Castle (Mario Maker)
Wow. Moonview Highway now perfectly depicts NJ drivers!
This is INSANE!
INSANE
that funky kong model LOL
yes
This is amazing
When the universe needed him the most, he vanished.
0:01 Moonview Highway, but the vehicles are driven by GTA Online players
Me the whole time: *_"Clickbait, this is 100% Normal Mario Kart conten-"_*
**Sees Funky Kong's eyes**
🤢💀📉📉📉🙃🤦♂️😳🥴
As someone who’s playing this growing up, I see this as a personal attack
2:14 the funkiest way of saying "I'm still aliiiive!!!"
Glad these videos have been popular, hope to see more content in the future
This is so awesome :D
agree
Gonna need a part 2 ASAP, there's so many amazing ideas that could be done.
I don't know what I just watched but I need to have some chocolate and think about my own sanity now.
same
We need part 2 so we can see cursed rainbow road.
I laughed way too hard at 3:07
This makes me appreciate normal mariokart in a heartbeat
That moonview highway is an accurate representation of driving in the city in general
I just realized funky Kong doesn’t have his glasses on😳
6:01 This is a level I would have made if I was working at nintendo.
Nah, the best part was 20 seconds in when a truck decided to run over half the competitors while they were still at the starting line
I love how insane this is
0:21
Imagine actually getting squashed by the car.
This is amazing. Need part 2 😁
same
i have a feeling this is by the same person who did the hard luigi circuit track, and hell yea i want part 2
Troy needs to see this
0:09 2-lane Interstates be like
He's Back!
L'un des MEILLEURS modes que j'ai jamais vu c'était très drôle je mets le like direct 😂
4:02 him saying “what” is accurate to the situation
"Funky Kong without Sunglasses isn't real, he can't hurt you."
Funky Kong without Sunglasses: 0:15
7:16
あっつあつあつあつあつあつい
笑
nice job with Ac in clan wars! :)
MKWii Hard mode! This is so lunatic and hilarious!! Absolutely needs part 2!
Bowser would seem to be the guy to infest his castle with thwomps and think it's fine.
I bet Rainbow Road is just a void. No track, just everyone falling over and over.
The truck at the start of Toads Factory was an excellent sight gag
I will never be able to unsee this.
I was laughing throughout this whole masterpiece of a video
i was not mentally prepared for this
Mario Kart Wii is one of those games where no matter how much you break it, it's still playable.
man, some of those going to give me nightmares ngl
That flat bowser’s fireball snipe tho.
as someone who had severe fear of being flattened in moonview highway as a kid, that first one hit hard
This is the coolest game I’ve ever seen in my life
The amount of times I laughed is far greater then my ability to complete one lap of any of these courses 😂
This is how the tracks should have been from the very beginning, hope something like this will be in 9
I wish but Nintendo is known for making their modern games easy as hell.
The most cursed part of this is funky not having his sunglasses on.
Funky without sunglasses will be forever scorched into my memory.
Moonview Highway here is how we all saw it growing up.
Damn, getting squashed in the preview before the race has even started - that's sadistic
I didn't think Moonview was too bad, but then I say 0:41
Dreams haves meanings
My Dreams:
This needs to be a Flouderfest episode
1:44 .....And I thought the original Toad's Factory violated Workplace Health and Safety
Pretty much our casual point of view of how Mario Kart Wii feels like. Goodness, ForgottenIce went all out on this. xD
This is so evil and I love it