Wii Safety- Taken too far!

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  • @yeetyboigottem
    @yeetyboigottem 5 років тому +20015

    Man, they REALLY did not wanna get sued.

  • @stredst3594
    @stredst3594 4 роки тому +16268

    "Your Wii is not a soldier and will not fight your battles for you"
    Wii: *Wiietnam flashbacks*
    bruh jokes in 2020 were so unfunny

    • @dylpickle6123
      @dylpickle6123 4 роки тому +288

      I feel like someone is about to be whoooshed

    • @yellowsunfish4219
      @yellowsunfish4219 4 роки тому +103

      Leave the group chat

    • @makotoyuki345
      @makotoyuki345 4 роки тому +247

      This one’s for you guys 😎👉
      *But Wii’s weren’t made during the Vietnamese war*

    • @yellowsunfish4219
      @yellowsunfish4219 4 роки тому +186

      @syphax08 that's why he said heres another one for you guys, so he could get whooshed. You just whooshed yourself

    • @simonereis7799
      @simonereis7799 4 роки тому +33

      Actually it's Vietnam.

  • @NoNo-mk7ui
    @NoNo-mk7ui 4 роки тому +5254

    “Don’t parachute with your wii”
    So that explains why it’s not worki-

  • @holden-i
    @holden-i 7 місяців тому +531

    “Do not skydive with the Wii” is the funniest sentence I’ve ever heard

  • @gilesbecraft5131
    @gilesbecraft5131 6 років тому +22943

    Now it all makes sense to Mii

  • @creamsiclelps17
    @creamsiclelps17 3 роки тому +3414

    “Don’t let you Wii console drive”
    Well it’s almost 16, so It technically CAN, plus it has motion controls so the car is just a big Wii remote now.

    • @mehrchadha8238
      @mehrchadha8238 3 роки тому +36

      Just one more year

    • @creamsiclelps17
      @creamsiclelps17 3 роки тому +27

      @@mehrchadha8238 Exactly! So it can drive in one more year!

    • @mehrchadha8238
      @mehrchadha8238 3 роки тому +13

      @@creamsiclelps17 Then that part of the clip will be irrelevant

    • @creamsiclelps17
      @creamsiclelps17 3 роки тому +1

      @@mehrchadha8238 Well, that’s what the manual says soo, it’s okay! Plus this video was made years ago so it is outdated now. Lol

    • @mehrchadha8238
      @mehrchadha8238 3 роки тому +1

      @@creamsiclelps17 Yea

  • @thegreatcalvinio
    @thegreatcalvinio 4 роки тому +24357

    The Wii is almost 14 years old. 2 more years until it can drive.

  • @tigerlover2853
    @tigerlover2853 10 місяців тому +112

    “Alright, we drew the hyperbolic illustrations, boss.”
    “Perfect, now let’s give it to the writing team so they can start.”
    “Wait, the writing team hasn’t begun yet?”
    “Eh, I’m sure it’ll be fine, they can work out what they mean.”
    The writing team:

  • @fox-a-bellaj47
    @fox-a-bellaj47 4 роки тому +2004

    "The Wii is not a funny hat"
    Reality can be whatever I want

    • @deez5595
      @deez5595 4 роки тому +2

      Ethan Howlings-Jennings this is a joke, where did the 14 year old’s quotes come from?

    • @ultimategotea
      @ultimategotea 4 роки тому +3

      He said with a funny hat

    • @invader_miz
      @invader_miz 4 роки тому +8

      its not a funny hat
      its a cool hat

    • @DrLiam-fg6wd
      @DrLiam-fg6wd 3 роки тому +4

      *sad TF2 noises*

    • @katiaferreira1573
      @katiaferreira1573 3 роки тому +2

      ...

  • @talonzilla
    @talonzilla 4 роки тому +2195

    There is a reason they made these, and that means somebody died trying to use a wii as. A parachute

    • @imacan9191
      @imacan9191 4 роки тому +135

      Gettin' high with my wii
      *Jumps out of a plane high on meth with wii strapped to back, thinking it's a parachute*

    • @leggomyeggo5773
      @leggomyeggo5773 4 роки тому +56

      that means that somebody out there hit a wii with a mace

    • @calebreardon8707
      @calebreardon8707 4 роки тому +58

      Wait, does that mean someone’s wii started an uprising, got second hand smoke, and fought in a a war??? 😐😐

    • @leggomyeggo5773
      @leggomyeggo5773 4 роки тому +30

      @@calebreardon8707 that wii got problems

    • @101jir
      @101jir 4 роки тому +39

      "Don't use your wii as a parachute" = Don't drop your Wii
      "Don't hit your wii with a mace" = don't strike your wii
      "Don't let your wii get second hand smoke" = don't expose the wii to smoke
      Still figuring out the one with the wii in the driving seat and the one with a gun.

  • @ccaio5585
    @ccaio5585 4 роки тому +1827

    Me: falls in love and wants to marry Wii console
    Japanese manufacturers: we don't do that around here

  • @octoboi4019
    @octoboi4019 11 місяців тому +110

    The Wii can drive now!
    I'm also sad now :(

  • @AnimationObjectShow
    @AnimationObjectShow 6 років тому +6571

    the wii is still not 16 yet
    cant drive

    • @AnimationObjectShow
      @AnimationObjectShow 6 років тому +134

      this is 2018 by the way if you comment in the future

    • @buddyclem7328
      @buddyclem7328 6 років тому +33

      And the steering wheel is on the wrong side for Japan!

    • @peaktroglodyte
      @peaktroglodyte 6 років тому +9

      I'll just wait

    • @bangerbangerbro
      @bangerbangerbro 6 років тому +14

      @@buddyclem7328 I'm sure it's on the wrong side for anywhere. It looks like it's in the middle in the picture like it's a racing car or something

    • @bangerbangerbro
      @bangerbangerbro 6 років тому +6

      You can't even drive when you're 16 can you? Unless it's like a 3 wheeler or something?

  • @mangoinnmclovin
    @mangoinnmclovin 4 роки тому +2803

    Nintendo made the first Wikihow type images in history.

    • @DigitalTVJuegos
      @DigitalTVJuegos 4 роки тому +9

      Luisito comunista :v

    • @_Amadeus
      @_Amadeus 4 роки тому +84

      Don't you mean WIIkihow ?

    • @lambybunny7173
      @lambybunny7173 4 роки тому +8

      Junko Hiroshima oh my god that’s genius

    • @domix537
      @domix537 4 роки тому +3

      jajajjaajajjajJJJAJAJJAJSJSJSJJSJJJ LUISITO COMUNISTA

    • @ssiiide
      @ssiiide 4 роки тому +5

      I think ikea did it first

  • @bananadashgd
    @bananadashgd 4 роки тому +1941

    “The Wii console is not a toaster and should not be used as such.”
    But how am I gonna feed my family now?

    • @ElTiquillo
      @ElTiquillo 4 роки тому +61

      Try using a PS4 playing Uncharted 4, the temperature should be nice enough and the sound of the fans will be so loud, that you will not hear your family screaming in agony, because they haven't eat in 3 months

    • @bananadashgd
      @bananadashgd 4 роки тому +8

      ElTiquilloPillo 9 alright, thanks

    • @pikaaxyt
      @pikaaxyt 4 роки тому +14

      If you have and old pentium 4 pc, just remove fans and cook your food on it

    • @d1amondsquare019
      @d1amondsquare019 4 роки тому +2

      better thing use an mac and play an game warning that an thing u need to be rich

    • @kenopsiadraws
      @kenopsiadraws 4 роки тому +1

      with the WII!

  • @indomitablesloth2437
    @indomitablesloth2437 7 місяців тому +113

    0:46 The fact that the Nintendo Wii is 18 years old this year makes me feel incredibly old :)

  • @radioactiveseaotter
    @radioactiveseaotter 4 роки тому +5908

    “It’s not 16”
    *many years later*
    “There he goes, he’s grown so much”
    *wii drives away*

    • @delilahrose7005
      @delilahrose7005 4 роки тому +64

      I was thinking wait isn't this older than 16 by now 😂😂😂

    • @irok1
      @irok1 4 роки тому +22

      Wiiiiii

    • @irok1
      @irok1 4 роки тому +18

      @@delilahrose7005 14

    • @svp5thechad408
      @svp5thechad408 4 роки тому +7

      Wait, Why did they wasted the opportunity to say that the Wii is 16 in the marriage ones?

    • @ManunKanava
      @ManunKanava 4 роки тому +5

      18

  • @leh3682
    @leh3682 6 років тому +3458

    Don't you just hate it when you go skydiving and you accidentally take your Wii with you instead of your parachute

    • @wyzolol
      @wyzolol 6 років тому +34

      *douh*

    • @quarans08
      @quarans08 6 років тому +14

      I read that when it came on

    • @DELETED-xg5ne
      @DELETED-xg5ne 6 років тому +63

      Happens to me all the time!

    • @rabeelhormez7572
      @rabeelhormez7572 6 років тому +67

      Ikr thats so annoying like i died five times already

    • @Idkwhatiam
      @Idkwhatiam 6 років тому +10

      It would be save if it was connected to VR

  • @ghost_ship_supreme
    @ghost_ship_supreme 5 років тому +2814

    “Do not cook chicken in your wii”
    *shows picture of goblin wii*

    • @bonesjones293
      @bonesjones293 5 років тому +101

      RIGHT. How has this guy not seen Gremlins? It even has a clock saying its after midnight.

    • @SkittyDangerzne
      @SkittyDangerzne 5 років тому +19

      I know right! Thats funny! 😂

    • @ghulam237
      @ghulam237 5 років тому +10

      @@SkittyDangerzne its like they're talking about goblins, but don't want the reader to know

    • @soda35160
      @soda35160 5 років тому +8

      It’s kinda always after midnight

    • @VictorCN
      @VictorCN 4 роки тому +3

      @@soda35160 Gumball reference?

  • @Thelift2013
    @Thelift2013 9 місяців тому +89

    2:35 bruh thats just creepy. scarier than an alien

  • @hampton-roads-bus-guy
    @hampton-roads-bus-guy 4 роки тому +2836

    “911 what’s your emergency?”
    “Uhm yes.. my Wii has escaped and stole a medieval timed weapon”

  • @DireBowser
    @DireBowser 3 роки тому +13468

    Next year, the Wii will be 16 yrs old, and will be able to drive.
    Edit: The Nintendo Wii is old enough to legally drive.

  • @JamieTheLuvely
    @JamieTheLuvely 3 роки тому +3849

    "Dont let an angry snowman near your Wii"
    Ok I will just get a happy one

  • @happyboy05867
    @happyboy05867 5 місяців тому +27

    Watching this 13 years later was absolutely hilarious and my day is 100x better

  • @Enderia2
    @Enderia2 3 роки тому +3458

    “Don’t play wii with your feet.” Wii Balance Boards: Are Wii a joke to you?

  • @emilyswiftwell1
    @emilyswiftwell1 5 років тому +17964

    U can pour water on your wii
    U can pour smoothies on your wii
    *But not orange juice*

  • @Skellium
    @Skellium 4 роки тому +673

    “Your WII is not a soldier and will not fight battles for you” Earth just lost its best defender

    • @toastytheepic7753
      @toastytheepic7753 4 роки тому +5

      Ok

    • @DawsonsMemes
      @DawsonsMemes 4 роки тому +6

      It was in a bad war
      The console wars
      Many wiis died
      But they won at the end

    • @The360MlgNoscoper
      @The360MlgNoscoper 4 роки тому +1

      Nick fury pages the Wii U at the end of infinity war

  • @andressalgado9144
    @andressalgado9144 7 місяців тому +142

    Btw press 0:01 in the Timed button. Press it a million times, and it will sound like a piano. Lol

  • @aidenlucas8226
    @aidenlucas8226 3 роки тому +5590

    "Don't hit the wii with a medieval weapon"
    Oh, sorry, I'll shoot it with a gun.

    • @fastaskirby2414
      @fastaskirby2414 3 роки тому +113

      I thought firearms are still considered medieval weapons

    • @TheRealEncy
      @TheRealEncy 3 роки тому +93

      *Loads Missiles...*

    • @jakebake0652
      @jakebake0652 3 роки тому +65

      I personally used a t-16 sniper rifle with a modified scope but it’s all personal preference

    • @jakebake0652
      @jakebake0652 3 роки тому +12

      @ExvenGamin ah of course I’m no expert with guns but that does seem like a fine choice

    • @jakebake0652
      @jakebake0652 3 роки тому +8

      @late4thegameNOW yes but I find the recoil makes it hard to hit multiple times

  • @Shyghost22
    @Shyghost22 4 роки тому +8356

    “Don’t let your Wii drive. He’s not 16.”
    Wii in 2022: *Show time*
    Edit: Show time

    • @opfer1555
      @opfer1555 4 роки тому +147

      this better be a joke

    • @thebangats1190
      @thebangats1190 4 роки тому +20

      Stolen

    • @Shyghost22
      @Shyghost22 4 роки тому +113

      @@thebangats1190 what?

    • @ggram4343
      @ggram4343 4 роки тому +14

      Stolen from Corgimations (a youtube channel name)

    • @Shyghost22
      @Shyghost22 4 роки тому +77

      @@ggram4343 No,it's more or less a different take on it

  • @beccaiskenough17
    @beccaiskenough17 4 роки тому +3372

    I’m surprised there isn’t a “don’t go swimming with your Wii”

    • @vannyvan.
      @vannyvan. 4 роки тому +101

      Well , (then )u can do that XD
      Edit: WOW I NEVER HAD THAT AMOUNT OF LIKES!!!

    • @swalker0966
      @swalker0966 4 роки тому +14

      xD

    • @user-wl7mh6oc9x
      @user-wl7mh6oc9x 4 роки тому +19

      I'm suing

    • @Joopyter724
      @Joopyter724 4 роки тому +25

      That is the toasters job

    • @FancyScanty
      @FancyScanty 4 роки тому

      Álvaro 130 oh yes

  • @Hexarius01
    @Hexarius01 7 місяців тому +5

    my wii in my room sweating looking at that poor wii form 13 years ago :

  • @bliuser4720
    @bliuser4720 5 років тому +4950

    This is what opening a bottle of 9 year aged wine feels like

    • @namelazz1999
      @namelazz1999 5 років тому +193

      Too bad you can't drink it with the wii 1:07

    • @D.KlWA-aG
      @D.KlWA-aG 5 років тому +50

      Then I’ll drink the Wii

    • @IStMl
      @IStMl 5 років тому +9

      Com-e Kem.p DOES NOT TASTE GOOD

    • @terimur7510
      @terimur7510 5 років тому +4

      @@namelazz1999 LMAOO

    • @waiv8166
      @waiv8166 5 років тому +2

      Couldn’t have put it better myself lmao

  • @annieroonie9162
    @annieroonie9162 4 роки тому +31181

    Alternative title; “Artist having too much fun making the wii manual”

  • @solarz.z
    @solarz.z 4 роки тому +2733

    "Don't hit the Wii with a medieval weapon"
    *lowers sword*

    • @Fr1ezah
      @Fr1ezah 4 роки тому +13

      you shouldnt hit it regardless

    • @jonathanmyatt9426
      @jonathanmyatt9426 4 роки тому +42

      Aims rapier at Wii
      "Laughs in renaissance weapons"

    • @helloimjustazeldafanpassin5356
      @helloimjustazeldafanpassin5356 4 роки тому +11

      **hyas in Linkenese**

    • @distractioncat7285
      @distractioncat7285 4 роки тому +20

      yall over here with rapiers and swords
      *loads shotgun with malicious intent*
      some wii's are gonna die tonight

    • @lapizite7879
      @lapizite7879 4 роки тому +11

      *laughs in caveman rock*

  • @Snyarhedir
    @Snyarhedir Рік тому +11

    "The Wii is not a toaster and should not be used as such."
    Jimmy Neutron: "Challenge accepted!"

  • @CB_here
    @CB_here 6 років тому +658

    holy crap the nostalgia, the good ol days when my wii drove me around the town

    • @DELETED-xg5ne
      @DELETED-xg5ne 6 років тому +3

      But this is too Japanese manual not chinese manual but I bet it was as weird

    • @RockyKido
      @RockyKido 6 років тому +2

      FBI OPEN UP!

    • @wildanimals9411
      @wildanimals9411 5 років тому +3

      this cant happen because your wii is not 16

    • @idontunderstandjokes1989
      @idontunderstandjokes1989 5 років тому +1

      Your wii can't fucking drive

    • @CB_here
      @CB_here 5 років тому +4

      Read your name again, it must help

  • @user18283-d
    @user18283-d 5 років тому +817

    "please, don't fall in love with your wii"
    oh, was i not supposed to-?

    • @chromosoze
      @chromosoze 5 років тому +4

      makes sense since you have an anime profile picture

    • @ihatemylifesomuchjustwhy
      @ihatemylifesomuchjustwhy 5 років тому +2

      Ok If You do then if trying to make it drink it will break it

    • @ihatemylifesomuchjustwhy
      @ihatemylifesomuchjustwhy 5 років тому +2

      But did you break that rule

    • @mtaliaa
      @mtaliaa 5 років тому +1

      ‘bruh moment’

    • @frostbytes5718
      @frostbytes5718 5 років тому +10

      The wii is only 13 years young, oh no, the fbi's coming to your house

  • @hoodwynked4204
    @hoodwynked4204 4 роки тому +1657

    “The wii is not an oven and should not be used to cook chicken”
    *grabs turkey*

    • @giganigga3025
      @giganigga3025 4 роки тому +14

      How did the chicken even fit in

    • @lunadafluffderg516
      @lunadafluffderg516 4 роки тому +6

      And why did the wii turn into a monster?

    • @hoodwynked4204
      @hoodwynked4204 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah the chicken had to be made of steel to bend the wii shape- as to how it got in there I would have to guess they opened up the side

    • @zoehernandez7688
      @zoehernandez7688 4 роки тому +7

      -A_smol_Dragon- 'w' it’s a gremlin reference
      It’s supposed to be “don’t feed your wii after midnight”

    • @lunadafluffderg516
      @lunadafluffderg516 4 роки тому +3

      @@zoehernandez7688 ohhhh, thats clever XD

  • @jonathanblackwood9472
    @jonathanblackwood9472 Місяць тому +14

    I am a victim of 0:20 - My sister gave me a black eye while playing tennis

  • @prometheusx1138
    @prometheusx1138 7 років тому +20562

    Don't you Hate When your Wii Steals Your car

    • @Andrew982_
      @Andrew982_ 7 років тому +224

      yes

    • @freakedout2008
      @freakedout2008 7 років тому +70

      My name doesn't Matter yes

    • @thegamingpapyrusnowwithedg2828
      @thegamingpapyrusnowwithedg2828 7 років тому +14

      My name doesn't Matter woah

    • @speckd8465
      @speckd8465 7 років тому +17

      WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAH

    • @wallaht3ebt
      @wallaht3ebt 7 років тому +72

      And shoots me with a carbine rifle.

  • @somebody1550
    @somebody1550 5 років тому +18237

    **Don’t Marry your Wii**
    Me: Sorry love, it’s not you, it’s your Japanese instruction manual.

    • @ge394
      @ge394 5 років тому +319

      u mean her father

    • @Stevens_DoesThings
      @Stevens_DoesThings 5 років тому +38

      The first one though.

    • @amarylily
      @amarylily 5 років тому +15

      LMFAO

    • @mockinghyena960
      @mockinghyena960 5 років тому +10

      LoL

    • @aaronbrandenburg2441
      @aaronbrandenburg2441 5 років тому +8

      @Wild_ian1 the one I was wanting to see if someone had said that that's the one comment I was waiting for explanation point

  • @pure.4ddiction
    @pure.4ddiction 3 роки тому +4145

    " Don't kill yourself with the wii or with anything else"
    *suicide rates drop to 0%*

  • @tarangerine
    @tarangerine 10 місяців тому +10

    2:36 is a reference to the movie Gremlins, it's "don't feed the Wii after midnight"
    That's what I assume anyway, unless there's a different reference that is more relevant to japan.

  • @gundhamtanaka8725
    @gundhamtanaka8725 3 роки тому +2044

    "The Wii is not an oven and should not be used to cook chicken."
    The KFConsole: Pathetic

    • @TheRealEncy
      @TheRealEncy 3 роки тому +106

      We Officially Have :
      - The Toaster ( Nintendo Switch )
      - The Wifi Router ( Ps5 )
      - The Fridge ( Xbox Series X )
      - The OilFryer ( KFConsole )
      - The Cheese Grater ( Apple Mac )
      - The Oreo ( Ps4 )
      - The Box ( Gamecube )
      - The Joke ( Souljaboy )
      Edit : I Add More.

    • @jsmn_luv
      @jsmn_luv 3 роки тому +20

      *G U N D H A M T A N A K A*

    • @marleybutbetter2214
      @marleybutbetter2214 3 роки тому +7

      I found the comment I came here for for i die a happy potato 🥲

    • @gundhamtanaka8725
      @gundhamtanaka8725 3 роки тому +7

      @@jsmn_luv I wouldn't have expected that someone like you to be here

    • @ellisthur1498
      @ellisthur1498 3 роки тому +6

      I tried the Wii toaster, it doesn't work to cook bread very well, but you can cook a tortilla very well in it.

  • @ItsNotakin
    @ItsNotakin 7 років тому +819

    At least the sensor bars taste better than Nintendo Switch cartridges.

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 7 років тому

      Ey UA-cam is Drink again You Content isnt 4 Werks Old Its More Luke One month

    • @Drflash55Official
      @Drflash55Official 7 років тому +4

      OHHHHHHHHHH-

    • @Tedcarter-if2mg
      @Tedcarter-if2mg 7 років тому

      Coltin Lindsley The swich runs on these amazing, magical things called discs! 😮

    • @eclipso3155
      @eclipso3155 7 років тому +1

      Coltin Lindsley lol

    • @RustedStar
      @RustedStar 7 років тому +3

      ILITLES the switch runs on cartridges. Or at least i think i dunno.

  • @tortle9339
    @tortle9339 4 роки тому +2122

    That moment when your Wii becomes a dragon and wants to eat chicken:
    Yes yes very relatable

    • @GooberThe4th
      @GooberThe4th 4 роки тому +16

      Fazaan The IVth I had that happen it also tried to put a disk inside of it’s self

    • @owenvogelgesang7314
      @owenvogelgesang7314 4 роки тому +36

      I think it's a Gremlins reference, i.e. don't feed your Wii after midnight / let it touch water.

    • @shortformediocreweirdo
      @shortformediocreweirdo 4 роки тому +6

      aw man i hate when that happens

    • @tjlee1595
      @tjlee1595 4 роки тому +4

      Owen Vogelgesang that's what I was thinking

    • @barto11111
      @barto11111 4 роки тому +1

      I thought you said wants to eat children lol

  • @aceblaze-d9m
    @aceblaze-d9m 7 місяців тому +4

    13 years still an og. thanks.

  • @baby5171
    @baby5171 3 роки тому +2926

    *"Don't hit the Wii with a medieval weapon"*
    *Merlin: do you understand that clearly Arthur?*

    • @lurkz4919
      @lurkz4919 3 роки тому +94

      Arthur: But if the medieval weapon is not for hitting the wii, what is the point of the medieval weapon?

    • @alternativeaccount8287
      @alternativeaccount8287 3 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/ZhHrmamCdfU/v-deo.html

    • @fluffypinkpandas
      @fluffypinkpandas 3 роки тому +34

      Gaius told you to stay out of trouble, merlin. If Arthur finds out you used magik to avoid getting bonked with a mace, he'll make sure to REALLY bonk you with a mace

    • @tristan7950
      @tristan7950 3 роки тому +6

      Hello
      Is Totally Funny.🤣

    • @lucianothewindowsfan
      @lucianothewindowsfan 2 роки тому +7

      Doraemon: *refuses to get medieval weapons using his time machine*

  • @yoursaviourbrisuschrist3617
    @yoursaviourbrisuschrist3617 4 роки тому +3311

    The real title: “Taking care of your Robotic Child”

    • @TheRealEncy
      @TheRealEncy 4 роки тому +46

      Oh I Think You Mean've *"Taking Care Of Your 101.630 Million Child,* *That Had Been Sold By Nintendo Trying To Take Over The Console Market Againts Sony,* *Microsoft,* *And Sega,* *Made With IBM PowerPC Broadway @ 729 MHz Cpu,* *And 512 MB NAND flash memory Storage Made In 19 November 2006"*
      _Edit : From 2023, I Still Find My Old Humor To Be Funnier_

    • @Goomba456
      @Goomba456 4 роки тому +23

      When you eat the Wii and try to date it

    • @DrBlueHigh
      @DrBlueHigh 3 роки тому +5

      *The robotic child does not taste good*
      *Do not let an angry snowman near your child*

    • @xxlileri_
      @xxlileri_ 3 роки тому

      but it is tho-

    • @jesschio9350
      @jesschio9350 3 роки тому

      Yes

  • @catiemeehan5446
    @catiemeehan5446 7 років тому +588

    Don't you just hate it when you mistaken your lunch for your wii

    • @logooooo
      @logooooo 6 років тому +4

      Catie Meehan it's you've mistaken your wii for your lunch... wait is it? Uhm... im confused

    • @SmashyPlays
      @SmashyPlays 6 років тому

      Catie Meehan that’s what the GameCube is for
      (Lunch box)

    • @Dd-gi5lm
      @Dd-gi5lm 6 років тому

      The Homebrew Channel & Nintendont are my favorate Wii Foods.

    • @tepigthebeast-animationspo5045
      @tepigthebeast-animationspo5045 6 років тому

      I definitely agree with that one, Catie Meehan.

  • @Banan_group-leader
    @Banan_group-leader 10 місяців тому +24

    Questions I have for some of them
    1: HOW THE HELL DO YOU SHOVE A FRICKING WII DOWN YOUR THROAT
    3:WHERE DO YOU EVEN FIND A GODDAMN ACIENT WEAPON
    5: WIIS ARE NOT HUMAN THEY CANT EVEN DRIVE A CAR
    7: HOW THE HELL DO YOU MARRY A COMPLETE TECH

    • @yamahadx7synthesiser
      @yamahadx7synthesiser 10 місяців тому +3

      for question 7: tell that to the guy who married a hatsune miku hologram

    • @dreamstage寧々
      @dreamstage寧々 8 місяців тому +2

      (satire)
      1: I ate a Windows 7 CD
      3: from the muesum
      5: Yes they are if personified into a human
      7: I wanna marry my Windows 10

    • @toetickler4500
      @toetickler4500 7 місяців тому +1

      Ah yes, Wiiromantic.

    • @ele.mentalboi9562
      @ele.mentalboi9562 4 місяці тому +1

      1: surgery
      3: you make it from the Wii sensor bar
      5: the Wii plugs itself into an ev
      7: you don’t marry the Wii, you just don’t leave fragile objects or fluids near your Wii

    • @eges72
      @eges72 28 днів тому

      What lack of social skills due to Japanese work culture does to a mf

  • @corgimations
    @corgimations 4 роки тому +5239

    “Don’t let your Wii drive. He’s not 16.”
    Wii in 2022: my time has come

    • @sarahdurham6001
      @sarahdurham6001 4 роки тому +43

      I got 2 wiis

    • @-bbu_f
      @-bbu_f 4 роки тому +12

      Yeah

    • @aaptyp
      @aaptyp 4 роки тому +45

      Well this vid is nearly 10 years old. So lets say it is now though. Wii would be 28. From the official release date it is younger (?)

    • @tavitube7010
      @tavitube7010 4 роки тому +3

      @@sarahdurham6001 cool

    • @NCubss
      @NCubss 4 роки тому +9

      @@aaptyp it *is* 10 years old now

  • @raynixv2
    @raynixv2 4 роки тому +705

    “Don’t hit your Wii with a weapon”
    “Your Wii is not a soldier and will not fight your battles”
    You became the very thing, you swore to destroy

  • @aspennichols3848
    @aspennichols3848 4 роки тому +583

    “Don’t let angry snowmen near your wii”
    *That explains a lot*
    *edit:* holy shit this blew up

  • @wiwwin
    @wiwwin 6 місяців тому +15

    The Wii is now old enough to drive.

    • @Dumbtighty
      @Dumbtighty 6 місяців тому +1

      Yes

    • @Dexuz
      @Dexuz 2 місяці тому

      And soon it will be old enough to fuck.

  • @grammynorma3545
    @grammynorma3545 4 роки тому +1389

    "Dont pour orange juice on your wii"
    Well what else am i supposed to do when my wii gets thirsty

    • @TheRealEncy
      @TheRealEncy 4 роки тому +16

      Well, You're Not Wrong.

    • @helendong1039
      @helendong1039 4 роки тому +80

      u give it apple juice, not orange juice

    • @grammynorma3545
      @grammynorma3545 4 роки тому +30

      @@helendong1039 never thought of that, ill try

    • @helendong1039
      @helendong1039 4 роки тому +29

      @@grammynorma3545 wait don't forget about grape juice

    • @grammynorma3545
      @grammynorma3545 4 роки тому +15

      @@helendong1039 i wont

  • @gametr123gaming3
    @gametr123gaming3 6 років тому +2337

    00:46 Don't Let your Wii console drive.
    You dont want to hear "Wii U, Wii U" in a distance right?

  • @TOOTSIEROLLISEMO
    @TOOTSIEROLLISEMO 3 роки тому +1497

    ‘The wii is not a funny hat’
    Well dang I really wanted to wear that to prom

    • @Maya1_4041
      @Maya1_4041 3 роки тому +4

      Same lol

    • @PurpleOzDoesMemes
      @PurpleOzDoesMemes 3 роки тому +9

      Ikr it looks so stylish☹️

    • @xioticsyt
      @xioticsyt 3 роки тому +10

      But on the 3ds/ds in the mii plaza you COULD wear it
      That would feel illegal

    • @coolj4334
      @coolj4334 3 роки тому +4

      Well my night plans are ruined.

    • @mahuaish1
      @mahuaish1 3 роки тому +1

      So sad
      Me too

  • @kapk51
    @kapk51 3 місяці тому +6

    Instructions unclear, I accidentally sliced my Wii with a medieval Zweihänder.

  • @princesspeachy10
    @princesspeachy10 4 роки тому +984

    "Don't fall in love with your wii"
    oops-

    • @annemarykopp2683
      @annemarykopp2683 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @xdkenos4119
      @xdkenos4119 4 роки тому +2

      Oml😂

    • @WiiLoveWeather7-12-16
      @WiiLoveWeather7-12-16 4 роки тому +7

      But didn’t you sell your soul for a bag of Doritos like in your profile? 😂😂😂

    • @ceoofme2771
      @ceoofme2771 4 роки тому

      no it actually means people with heart problems should not play the wii

    • @whatdidyoud0890
      @whatdidyoud0890 4 роки тому +1

      @@princesspeachy10 can i have a bag of doritos?

  • @riikonen1884
    @riikonen1884 6 років тому +670

    I hate it so much when the angry snowman gets near my Wii!

  • @Rytheex
    @Rytheex 3 роки тому +1662

    "Your Wii console is NOT a parachute".
    The one that uses it as a parachute: *WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII*

    • @wockytalkie8352
      @wockytalkie8352 3 роки тому +39

      clever,not even joking.thats clever.

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman 3 роки тому +131

      Followed by the ambulance.
      *WII U WII U WII U*

    • @recoleto
      @recoleto 3 роки тому +4

      hahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 3 роки тому +32

      @@KopperNeoman and then a fuen-wii-rall.
      (I'll show myself out.)

    • @YllidTheLoonyDog
      @YllidTheLoonyDog 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

  • @Hazel_The_Furry08
    @Hazel_The_Furry08 Рік тому +3

    BRO, “Don’t stick a four leaf clover in your Wii,” LITERALLY MADE ME SPIT OUT MY COFFEE 😂

  • @rivur._
    @rivur._ 6 років тому +1056

    I love how videos from 8 years ago turn up in my recommendations

    • @yureschede9692
      @yureschede9692 6 років тому +6

      Isnt it from 7 years ago (on january 2018)

    • @IDK098
      @IDK098 6 років тому

      RainbowCat :3 ik lol

    • @tunahan4418
      @tunahan4418 6 років тому

      *ikr*

    • @frickethan
      @frickethan 6 років тому +2

      Videos that are made the longest ago are the best, mainly just consists of gaming UA-camrs today.

    • @Corwart
      @Corwart 6 років тому

      Ikr

  • @addiebajaddie
    @addiebajaddie 3 роки тому +3623

    “Don’t pour orange juice on your Wii.”
    Fine, I’ll go get the apple juice.

  • @mojoo215
    @mojoo215 5 років тому +3345

    911: What's your emergency?
    Me: I have a Wii stuck in my throat

    • @styxscrumbs6198
      @styxscrumbs6198 5 років тому +115

      Mojooo215 nah it’s more like “i nee hewp dere a we ih meh froat!”

    • @typhoontm5444
      @typhoontm5444 5 років тому +28

      Nah, it would be like “dvdogdgidgmnvditwkfiogxkgbxxvfisfjsmbxvjsahklhvmt”

    • @FBIAgent-bp8pd
      @FBIAgent-bp8pd 5 років тому +16

      Hi there agent its agent 2703

    • @ItzSonic69
      @ItzSonic69 5 років тому +7

      @MA - 05WC - Conestoga PS (1474) almost there

    • @Mytorturedsenses
      @Mytorturedsenses 5 років тому +12

      I'm gonna need to raid Area 51

  • @80721
    @80721 3 місяці тому +4

    0:43 I can now legally let my Wii drive

  • @OBlueBombO
    @OBlueBombO Рік тому +5729

    Congrats to the Wii for finally turning 16, it can now drive legally!

    • @fennelfin
      @fennelfin Рік тому +78

      Yay

    • @TanoBricks
      @TanoBricks Рік тому +227

      it has to wait 2 more years in my country lol

    • @MarioFreuend
      @MarioFreuend Рік тому +53

      @@TanoBricks yeah, same

    • @fusix92
      @fusix92 Рік тому +67

      It has to wait 2 more years in Europe

    • @0dfgbh65
      @0dfgbh65 Рік тому +17

      in america

  • @maduch1314
    @maduch1314 4 роки тому +1816

    “The Wii can’t fight in a battle”
    Well, what about WWii?

  • @Sw33tG4mer
    @Sw33tG4mer 4 роки тому +1521

    “Please, don’t fall in love with your Wii”
    Everyone: NO!

    • @noone3041
      @noone3041 4 роки тому +26

      *_cries in too late_*

    • @lukra7110
      @lukra7110 4 роки тому +4

      NO ONE *cries even late*

    • @spooderman6312
      @spooderman6312 4 роки тому +20

      Im sorry wii. Wii cant be together.

    • @Mugiwara2186
      @Mugiwara2186 4 роки тому +7

      I will not let you take her from me! Manual: Your anger and your lust for power have done that.

    • @RealFemto
      @RealFemto 4 роки тому +4

      @Alex Hill Its meant to be a joke, you're welcome

  • @LawEnf0rcement
    @LawEnf0rcement 7 місяців тому +6

    We did it, the Wii can now drive.
    *Who the hell decided to recommend me this **_13 years_** after-*

  • @hhy925
    @hhy925 4 роки тому +1900

    Why is this in my recommended 10 years later

    • @akosmucsi8844
      @akosmucsi8844 4 роки тому +7

      Yea why????

    • @KnoppersPolizei
      @KnoppersPolizei 4 роки тому +27

      Because it worked? You are the one who clicked on the video and watched it, so youtube earned money with you and the algorithm thinks you like it that way . I mean, you know you don't have to watch every video just because it is in your recommends...

    • @3mpaant362
      @3mpaant362 4 роки тому +11

      the real question is, why not?

    • @edwardwong9599
      @edwardwong9599 4 роки тому +1

      It’s not 16 years old, Hmm

    • @mfkj
      @mfkj 4 роки тому +1

      Nobody knows

  • @aaronobyonek7206
    @aaronobyonek7206 5 років тому +1080

    Don't let your Wii drive, it's not 16
    *November 19 2022*

    • @littleshrimp9777
      @littleshrimp9777 5 років тому +6

      Ha

    • @KINGAJ_YT
      @KINGAJ_YT 5 років тому +10

      well how old is it then

    • @aaronobyonek7206
      @aaronobyonek7206 5 років тому +23

      13 years old right now as of 6/30/19 and 16 in 11/16/22

    • @pokefan006
      @pokefan006 5 років тому +4

      According to wikipedia the wii was released on the 19th not the 16th

    • @devmathur5003
      @devmathur5003 5 років тому +2

      @@pokefan006 Wikipedia isn't the most reliable source😅

  • @rain1910
    @rain1910 6 років тому +1528

    Don't you just hate it when an angry snowman steals your Wii?

    • @strawberry5458
      @strawberry5458 5 років тому +15

      Right...happens to me everyday

    • @silly_sleepy_ivy
      @silly_sleepy_ivy 5 років тому +6

      I think its dont let the wii in low tempitures

    • @kokichiouma9406
      @kokichiouma9406 5 років тому +1

      Yeah it happens to me every week

    • @roktrokmusic
      @roktrokmusic 5 років тому +1

      how is that even possible?

    • @rain1910
      @rain1910 5 років тому

      @@roktrokmusic *it isnt*

  • @DBFGaming295
    @DBFGaming295 6 місяців тому +9

    Here in 2024, this vid so nostalgic😭

  • @crimsonscorner4432
    @crimsonscorner4432 4 роки тому +768

    “The Wii does not taste good.”
    Well, I just wasted all of that seasoning.

  • @theepicjamez99
    @theepicjamez99 5 років тому +2196

    Jesus it's crazy how the Wii is actually almost 16 years old

    • @cosmicdunsparce
      @cosmicdunsparce 5 років тому +214

      It's almost legal to drive

    • @justoh312
      @justoh312 5 років тому +86

      and steal MY FRICKING CAR

    • @riversidexenovevo
      @riversidexenovevo 5 років тому +51

      2 more years and it’s finally legal.

    • @raksiie558
      @raksiie558 5 років тому +13

      jokes on you video

    • @LuckD7cky
      @LuckD7cky 5 років тому +26

      Did we ever tell the Wii about puberty?

  • @giannapaonessa6735
    @giannapaonessa6735 5 років тому +566

    “Do not Marry the Wii”
    Well I just wasted all my money and time planning the wedding

  • @deanthebean481
    @deanthebean481 2 місяці тому +3

    “Don’t try to marry the wii”. My Wii-fe is very offended

  • @InnBreaded
    @InnBreaded 3 роки тому +9593

    I wish we had back those days whenever Nintendo didn’t make their company as serious as it currently is

  • @temmie248
    @temmie248 3 роки тому +2893

    "Kids are creative we should go for everything. Expect the unexpected!"
    "Chris why the heck is skydiving on the list?"
    "BECAUSE YOU SHOULDN'T SKYDIVE WITH A WII IDIOT"

  • @yorangey_LOC
    @yorangey_LOC 3 роки тому +455

    Wii: does not cook chicken
    KFconsole: *now this looks like a job for me*

    • @YxGacha6741
      @YxGacha6741 3 роки тому +3

      @@Cat-qf3pe NO U scammer

    • @Player-p4k
      @Player-p4k 3 роки тому

      69 likes

    • @moungbunthoeun6027
      @moungbunthoeun6027 3 роки тому

      @cat i reported your comment and make it disappear infront of my eyes so i cannot get rickrolled

    • @yorangey_LOC
      @yorangey_LOC 3 роки тому +1

      @@moungbunthoeun6027 it’s not a rick roll

    • @TheSewDew
      @TheSewDew 3 роки тому

      amog us

  • @RTZ205
    @RTZ205 Рік тому +3

    my sisters and I both LOVE this video! especially since we(no pun intended) own a Wii too!
    (and btw as of 2022 the Wii IS 16 years old!)

  • @ChristianDuncan
    @ChristianDuncan 8 років тому +1681

    That marriage is pretty shallow, wii don't go together

  • @clay4trey
    @clay4trey 7 років тому +553

    Wii isn't a toaster. Don't worry, in 2017 we will 'switch' it up.

    • @grogger2269
      @grogger2269 7 років тому +2

      Clay4Trey *ded*

    • @kamu3057
      @kamu3057 7 років тому

      Clay4Trey oh wow

    • @jekblom123
      @jekblom123 7 років тому +5

      Is the Switch a toaster?

    • @clay4trey
      @clay4trey 7 років тому +4

      jekblom123 No, but you put it in a toaster.

    • @salami99
      @salami99 7 років тому +1

      does the toast go between the 2 controller?

  • @despg
    @despg 3 роки тому +867

    "Do not let it near an angry snowman"
    People in the arctic: frick

    • @RT-PD
      @RT-PD 3 роки тому +2

      Well some people don’t really need to swear, oh and why would you respond to a month old comment, they probably lost there account by now.

    • @Neoguy123
      @Neoguy123 3 роки тому

      @@angelogutierrez3261 fuck you

    • @Neoguy123
      @Neoguy123 3 роки тому

      @Sanat Pandey ?

    • @Neoguy123
      @Neoguy123 3 роки тому +5

      @Comment Bot a person who deleted their reply

    • @skyaholic
      @skyaholic 3 роки тому +2

      @@RT-PD i get what you mean of everything else but wdym
      " and why would you respond to a month old comment, they probably lost there account by now." like wth a month isn't that long

  • @TheSportsLoverr
    @TheSportsLoverr 8 місяців тому +6

    When you realize the wii turning 18 in November

  • @acethecinderace5528
    @acethecinderace5528 5 років тому +2075

    “The Wii is not used for making toast”
    Me: *slowly puts back the bread I was about to stick in the Wii*

  • @lunarumbreon3643
    @lunarumbreon3643 4 роки тому +368

    "Don't hit your Wii with a medieval weapon. In fact, where would you even find one?" Hmm... Amazon, wish you name it.

    • @RockyFoxxowo
      @RockyFoxxowo 4 роки тому

      keep in mind this i 2010

    • @nina-zs7fp
      @nina-zs7fp 4 роки тому

      Sqwerpo! you’re 2010?

    • @lunarumbreon3643
      @lunarumbreon3643 4 роки тому

      And this is 2020, Wii sports resort now cost 40$ for some reason...

    • @josiemcgrath4651
      @josiemcgrath4651 4 роки тому

      Catch.com.au

    • @mistaworldiwde3109
      @mistaworldiwde3109 4 роки тому

      @@nina-zs7fp pretty sure he means he was born in 2010 considering the dude's grammar and brain functions

  • @mistere7483
    @mistere7483 3 роки тому +767

    Wii rules: Exist
    Everyone: Tries to break every single rule

    • @Wxth3red
      @Wxth3red 3 роки тому +15

      Alright time to kill mysel-

    • @max1k891
      @max1k891 3 роки тому +5

      Time to eat this Wii, bro!

    • @NebulaNonsens3
      @NebulaNonsens3 3 роки тому +7

      Ima let my wii drive

    • @culpy2449
      @culpy2449 3 роки тому +3

      I think the last rule you should try to break is the skydive one

    • @GimOA
      @GimOA 3 роки тому +2

      I love taking my precious console to take a walk

  • @callumstudiostm2890
    @callumstudiostm2890 19 днів тому +3

    Still watching in 2024! (14 years on)

  • @blankocity148
    @blankocity148 5 років тому +1753

    Don't let your Wii drive,it's not *16* yet.
    Don't fall in love and *marry* your Wii.
    *FBI OPEN UP*

    • @genevevaconalarga
      @genevevaconalarga 5 років тому +26

      thats why its telling you not to do it

    • @leothemememan3464
      @leothemememan3464 5 років тому +28

      the age of consent in japan is 13 the wii is 13

    • @Gamer6200.
      @Gamer6200. 5 років тому +17

      @@leothemememan3464 OH NO

    • @leothemememan3464
      @leothemememan3464 5 років тому +20

      @@Gamer6200. it's not my fault if japan has has creepy laws

    • @Gamer6200.
      @Gamer6200. 5 років тому +7

      I meant it as a joke

  • @MetastarULTRA
    @MetastarULTRA 3 роки тому +518

    "Do not skydive with your wii"
    Me: I guess I'll bungee jump with it then

    • @ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108
      @ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108 3 роки тому +8

      What I want to know is what the real captions were and what that picture could have meant

    • @billnye8760
      @billnye8760 3 роки тому +9

      @@ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108 I think it means don't drop it from a high place but they tried to make the picture funny by adding the sky dive man.

    • @Maxineewing7501
      @Maxineewing7501 3 роки тому +6

      @@billnye8760 they succeeded

    • @Donodile
      @Donodile 3 роки тому +2

      umm, the wii is a jetpack, how did wii not know this

    • @redion8575
      @redion8575 3 роки тому +1

      @@billnye8760 damn I wanted to take it on my plane and drop it deliver it to a friend

  • @dxgaming4200
    @dxgaming4200 4 роки тому +738

    “Please don’t fall in love with the Wii”
    Too late friend. Too late.

    • @almondmilk2545
      @almondmilk2545 4 роки тому +16

      How have the children been lately?

    • @IDAS156
      @IDAS156 4 роки тому +6

      Hopefully well

    • @dxgaming4200
      @dxgaming4200 4 роки тому +8

      almond milk pretty good, one of them just got aids

    • @almondmilk2545
      @almondmilk2545 4 роки тому +5

      Oh cool

    • @mikeuchiha5972
      @mikeuchiha5972 4 роки тому +2

      DX Gaming it will leave you like everything else does in our pathetic lives

  • @radio_marco_games
    @radio_marco_games 2 місяці тому +2

    0:46 hey, in three months, the Wii turns 18, then she can finally aply for driver lessons and a drivers license in Switzerland!

  • @miaaaaa1001
    @miaaaaa1001 4 роки тому +417

    "Don't marry the Wii."
    Wii U: _My time to shine._

    • @Libertyking
      @Libertyking 4 роки тому +38

      Wii U marry mii?

    • @diarrheacheese
      @diarrheacheese 4 роки тому +13

      Wii say Yes!

    • @NotNuja.
      @NotNuja. 4 роки тому +6

      @@diarrheacheese yes in french is "oui" and wii pronouce "oui" like "wii"

    • @diegosierra1951
      @diegosierra1951 4 роки тому +3

      @@Libertyking Best ship ever made

    • @Arkensius1157
      @Arkensius1157 4 роки тому

      @@NotNuja. Do you understand French like me?

  • @doopdoops6244
    @doopdoops6244 5 років тому +996

    Officer: How old is your Wii ma’m?
    Me: 15
    Officer: Wii I’m gonna need you to step out of the car

  • @jacksonmko
    @jacksonmko 3 роки тому +2504

    “Humans are the most intelligent species on earth!”
    Humans:

    • @Baset_
      @Baset_ 3 роки тому +51

      This is exactly why I think Owls should be named the most intelligent species. They'd never do something as stupid as inventing deep fried butter or the Wii U. And plus, they have those adorable eyes

    • @Pineapple-hx9ty
      @Pineapple-hx9ty 3 роки тому +26

      @@Baset_ yeah but owl can't throw rock far

    • @Baset_
      @Baset_ 3 роки тому +4

      ​@@Pineapple-hx9ty they could drop it from real high maybe

    • @Baset_
      @Baset_ 3 роки тому +11

      pls don't ruin this i've already gone and gotten the surgery to turn myself into an owl

    • @Pineapple-hx9ty
      @Pineapple-hx9ty 3 роки тому

      @@Baset_ they can't yeet a ball half a kilometer away from themselves

  • @20thcenturyfoxhomentertainment
    @20thcenturyfoxhomentertainment 2 місяці тому +2

    "Your wii is not thirsty. It does not want orange juice."