Jeez, this guy's like an Australian AVGN, and I like that! He's actually honest with classic games and doesn't give them the scores that most people expect! He had the *BALLS* to point out the flaws of GoldenEye, a legendary title that is loved by many! *WHY* do we not have more reviewers like this?!
To me the DS version of Titans has a great balance of classic and new elements. Feels like a Titan prototype that they actually made a full game anyway.
+Square Eyed Jak i actually beat mind over mutants on ds,and kind of use to enjoy the game but looking back on it i preferd the consle version than the ds versio km
Aw man, you didn't even get to the final Mind Over Mutant DS boss who, because the game was made by some weird obscure Japanese developers, looks like it belongs in a JRPG. Also, at one point they spell N. Gin's name as "N-Jin." Quality!
IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!! XD Awesome video, man!!! Loved it \o/ BTW, I would love to see your thoughts on The Legend of Spyro trilogy sometime on a near future, if you're interested lol
+Square Eyed Jak Aye man, when you get to that, could ya please review Spyro a hero's tail as well, if you can? xD I really wanna see your thoughts on it, thanks.
Square Eyed Jak: Now let's take a moment to look at my notes about this game. "SH******T!!" Square Eyed Jak: YEAH, YOU DON'T F*CKING SAY!!! I laughed so hard lol! 😂😂😂
6:14 - That score was so predictable. As you didn't sound pissed off enough to give it a lower score, yet you sounded too pissed off to give it a higher score.
nice, gonna check that out, why not making a video about things that you'd like to see in nowadays video games, or top 10 'games that you would have liked to play sequels of'
Dude that was amazing!! It made me laugh my ass off!! Anyway, in the video when you were talking about crash of the titans (DS Version) the intro looked the same as the original crash bandicoot 1 on PlayStation 1, like when crash was running towards the camera in the beach. What are you going to in the next video maybe top 10 crash bandicoot levels or other? Or rachet and cla- Nevermind! A lot of people tell you to review that game a millions of times ;) Sorry to say rachet and clan- I mean.. The best Insomnaic playstation 2 game of all.
great vid jak, its been awhile since I played mom on ds but it looks anoying as shit,dont know how my younger self played this game without shoving that shit down the toilet and flushing away
+Bear NiptionSmith Same here. Then again, I was 6 back then. I was very stupid and would've watched or played anything. (Which is the reason why I've played Boom Bang and watched Boohbah/Creepy Drup Trip for Kids.)
Great video! I completely forgot these games. And although I am a big fan of Crash I still didn't know that there is a 3D game called Crash of the Titans DS :D
Excellent, more annihilation of awful games that dare to use Crash's face. Superb work, Jak. Maybe I'm missing something, but I thought the DS was capable of more than what's seen here with Crash of the Titans and Mind Over Mutant? I guess I never understand exactly how improved the later DS models were to the original versions in terms of hardware. Strange to think that they go from Gameboy Advance-looking games to full-fledged Super Smash Bros. 4 and Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate with just a few changes to the system.
TheMamaluigi300 It was definitely the best on the list, but even still, I just expected a little more from the system that would eventually come to house some superb-looking games.
Square Eyed Jak: Have two problems with this game, it's too easy, and it's so repetitive like a CD that skips. *shows a CD player playing a skipping CD* Square Eyed Jak: IT'S BEAUTIFUL!! I died lol! 😂😂😂
@@n1njahawkssecondchannel84 I love the sound a skipping CD makes, but at the same time it scares me. Absolutely terrified and laughing at the same time lol! 😂😂😂
@@colleenglanville8293 Make sense would be Scary if it’s a good disk for something I like Easily my favourite Square Eyed Jak Moments ever 2nd is Yeah you don’t fing say 3rd The beginning of Spyro enter the dragon fly When Hunter screams for no reason Jak snaps the case. You know what when I come back home I’m gonna make the video Top 5 Best Square Eyed Jak Moments I won’t return back to UA-cam until August or September Whenever I can do videos again because I’m In a very busy time of my life studies all that stuff So I can get a job one day
@@n1njahawkssecondchannel84 Yeah, those moments are pretty cool. Hey, good luck with your studies. Hopefully you can find the job you’re really looking forward to do! 😊
@@colleenglanville8293 thank you so much for making my day better don’t know what Job I will get will try one day. my Corse me I know I will get there still going to keep the video idea done the thumbnail making the video when I’m available again. Can’t wait for another square Eyed Jak video when he’s all good again I wish him the best with his new house and UA-cam channel.
I will never understand the need for a video about Mars bars and I probably never will. I haven't even heard of a Mars bar nor seen a commercial about the thing. Is there some sort of hype train I missed or something. Whatever the reason I will forever be in a void of confusion.
I liked your earlier videos as well, but i just want to tell you that your videos are really improving over time. Arguments, humor, rythm are all getting better, step by step. So keep going this way :)
To be honnest, i think crash should take a blend of sorts in the future. like the titans ds port.. with elements taken from both gameplay styles (though the titans lowered to an extent (as say a minor assistance for obstacles)) as well as ideas taken from the canned crash landed game.
+Gianchio98 Fair enough, although I used the touch screen for a while before I realised there was a button for it, I also didn't notice either being stronger or weaker
+Square Eyed Jak It doesn't change anything when you have to throw something, but if you have to spit all over the screen the attack is more powerful :P
Because it gets people excited for the next review that you'll be doing. Also i wanted to ask you if you could acknowledge ratchet and clank (when you finally do the review for the series later this year) how there's next to no vehicle levels in ratchet and clank making it a true plat former.
I’m laughing 😂 so hard I didn’t see the words until now now I’m laughing 😂 even more How they got past testing a game with Some evil lab place I will never know
there is nothing bad in using emulator. But if you emulate too much its bad.these are my "emulating rules" a.emulate only games that you cant get cause you dont have the console. b. physical copy is too expensive (ahem.... shantae). c.the game was cancelled and is only available thru emulator.d.(rarely)if you wanna try the game before buying. e. the game is too bad and you dont wanna waste yor money(ahem...bubsy 3d).Done.
I enjoyed every PS2 Crash game and Nitro Kart + N-tranced, but MoM looked like garbage on DS. I guess they gave up after CotT. (Speaking of which, I might get a ROM file for CotT for DS. Looks pretty fun)
You think Mind Over Mutants has an unnecessary tutorial? I played this game called The Bible Game that gave me instructions on how to operate the main menu.
Crash nitro kart on the gba is awesome and better than the console version.Crash of the titans ds version is defenetly NOT better than the console version.I got bored of it quickly.But it's fine.
Well its the last crash game ever made so far And people dont like the fact that crash nitro kart 2 for mobile was crash's "swan song" or at least its how i see it Also are you sayin you forgot crash nitrokart 2 on purpose so you could review it seperatly?
Crash of the Titans on DS looks amazing. How did they fail so miserable on Mind over Mutants DS though? 😅 One of the worst Crash games ever made. AND NO VOICE ACTING
Jeez, this guy's like an Australian AVGN, and I like that! He's actually honest with classic games and doesn't give them the scores that most people expect! He had the *BALLS* to point out the flaws of GoldenEye, a legendary title that is loved by many! *WHY* do we not have more reviewers like this?!
Bruh. That MoM port is the true definition of taking two steps back lol
+Marvelrocks no, its chopping down the whole tree.
Not gonna lie, I kind of want to play Titans DS
The Side Quest Gamer hey alec you here?
gustavo pinto well, if I'm not here. Where am I?
I don't know
Me too to be honest i think that version is what crash of the titans should of been.
you should, it's really good.
To me the DS version of Titans has a great balance of classic and new elements. Feels like a Titan prototype that they actually made a full game anyway.
I also like the story better
Looks like the perfect mix. Looks beautiful as well. Ill pick it after I bought N.Tranced. I finished XS and loved it
4:46 My reaction to the Crash Bandicoot minigame in Uncharted 4.
Bruh this was funny as fuck oh my god.
Everything's on point.
and MoM on the DS is just... disgusting. 4:04 had me DYING.
+Jərımıąhısąıąh Cheers dude :D
+Square Eyed Jak i actually beat mind over mutants on ds,and kind of use to enjoy the game but looking back on it i preferd the consle version than the ds versio km
+Jərımıąhısąıąh I think its very funny too.4.04 I mean.
+Square Eyed Jak Amazing review. Thanks. Still laughing.
+Theodore Graham ua-cam.com/video/A5Shx08QhUQ/v-deo.html
Nice! I thought that you were gonna give Titans on DS a 7 and Mutants a 0.5.
+bigbangbot I'm full of surprises :P
This guy gets funnier every video xDDD
ikr this one had me dead 😂😂
+Zen!Buu I find him obnoxious. A real downgrade of the lonely goomba
+Keith Gould hes nothing like him -_- i like both of them
+martman you must be 5 years old
no he is funny bobby bojangles
4:42 actually killed me
A cd that skips?
Thats my copy of Rayman 1!
*IT'S BEAUTIFUL!*
+Nikson Titans GBA is love Titans GBA is life
Aw man, you didn't even get to the final Mind Over Mutant DS boss who, because the game was made by some weird obscure Japanese developers, looks like it belongs in a JRPG. Also, at one point they spell N. Gin's name as "N-Jin." Quality!
Oh boy, we're going back to MegaMan X6 quality of proofreading. DISQUALIFIED!
You what then, Japan should just stick to commercials, because they FAIL at making Crash games.
Holy crap. Your review of Mind Over Mutant just killed me. xD
"Oh Brother, Not Another Tutorial."
Lol! 😂😂😂
Colleen Glanville lol
N1njaHawks Second channel Lol! 😂😂😂
Square Eyed Jak: How does Aku Aku even pick up a piece of paper!?
"You Don't Even Got A Body!!"
Me: Dead! 😂💀
IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!! XD
Awesome video, man!!! Loved it \o/ BTW, I would love to see your thoughts on The Legend of Spyro trilogy sometime on a near future, if you're interested lol
+Strongstar Productions Thanks dude, I'm taking a break from the Spyro series for a bit but I'll be getting to those games later in the year :D
+Square Eyed Jak Aye man, when you get to that, could ya please review Spyro a hero's tail as well, if you can? xD I really wanna see your thoughts on it, thanks.
+Square Eyed Jak U have sonic advance nice. whats ur gamertag in xbox i wll be ur friend
Well...he uh..............doesn't really admire them :/
I remember Titans on DS. It was so much fun when I was little.
"I Have No Idea Why This Is A Thing, But I Love It."
Mood lol! 😂😄😁👍
Wow. 6/10 for DS titans? I feel like you did not really explain in enough detail about why. Not enough cons.
Good point such a low score for almost saying no cons on the game
That game should off got a better score
6:07 AVGN reference?
11:08 I was laughing so hard
I subscribed at 11:06
+Geowgie B (Gerg) haha, that is from another video of mine. Definitely worth a watch xD
+Square Eyed Jak You sir are a hidden gem :')
Square Eyed Jak can you give me the link?
Fuck your reviews puts me in tears bro XD Keep up the sick videos! Top youtuber
+Jordan Hansen Cheers :D
+Square Eyed Jak Algood brother
4:17 put captions here trust me.....
For a leftover video it's really good. you've improved quite a lot since the Crash Bandicoot one cheers m8
+Esteban Menchaca Thanks dude, I think the reason it's so good is that your mind remembers the rough quality of the old videos. :P
+Square Eyed Jak Hey, what was going on at 6:22, also at the end is that some sonic teaser stuff??
***** I don't own the game :P Maybe...
So glad I found this channel, all your videos are great!
+Deathcrush 1987 Thanks :D
4:04
"Square Eyed Jacksons"
Great video Jak! unfortunately I only have MoM on DS in the house but I had CNK on GBA years ago and it really was great! :)
+Petronious That is unfortunate, would you like me to send help? ;)
+Square Eyed Jak Yeah sure, you could always break the game in half or something!
Square Eyed Jak: Now let's take a moment to look at my notes about this game.
"SH******T!!"
Square Eyed Jak: YEAH, YOU DON'T F*CKING SAY!!!
I laughed so hard lol! 😂😂😂
Great video! Why the heck is there a Laugh Track when Cortex says "Not another tutorial!"?
Also, Mind Over Mutant DS makes Crunch look drunk. :P
+MikeTheMarioGeek Thanks, that is actually in the game, kind of strange :P
+Square Eyed Jak What would you think of Twinsanity if it had canned laughter?
+Square Eyed Jak lol
11:55
Aww, I was expecting a case-snap here :(
10:59
i didnt see that one coming
6:14 - That score was so predictable. As you didn't sound pissed off enough to give it a lower score, yet you sounded too pissed off to give it a higher score.
You deserve more subscribers
Great video jak! I love this, and I'm glad you made this video it's great :D
+lmddhumour Thanks dude :D
+Square Eyed Jak np! I'm waiting for ratshit and skank soon! :D
At least CTTR was better than the last game on this list!
Its great news to me that not all crash games for the ds were shit.
Hey Square Eyed Jak, when you review the Ratchet and Clank, can you collaborate with Fred5107?
One of the best ones yet, I really liked the Smooth criminal scene haha. made me laugh my ass off.
+ChunterG Thanks, everyone seems to like that part :P
"Finally, I Look As Pretty As I Feel."
That's a huge mood lol! 😂😂😂
dude not bad CNK was one of the first games I got on the GBA.Good times.
+Davis Lock Cheers dude, it's an awesome game
+Square Eyed Jak great vid by the way :D
Davis Lock Thanks :D
Crash in GBA Crash of the Titans is as big as not only the Titans but as Tiny himself. Shit son.
In my opinion the NTSC/UC version of crash action pack is rarer because it in a cardboard box with 3 game cases
8:53 me waiting to boot the game up 9:05 my reaction after that pissing laughing 😂, 9:39 what I think After watching this.
You're on fire here
I love CNK Game Boy version! I played it for 200 hours!
Same
Crash Twinsanity GBA & DS playing like classic, going in to wrap rooms & break all boxes to get gems with Cortex, that would be awesome
in case you haven't yet, you should make a video explaining how you edit most of your videos
I made this a while back - ua-cam.com/video/qKag9Jrhl-s/v-deo.html
nice, gonna check that out, why not making a video about things that you'd like to see in nowadays video games, or top 10 'games that you would have liked to play sequels of'
Gameslayer 9000 he is born in 1996 so he is 20
Dude that was amazing!! It made me laugh my ass off!! Anyway, in the video when you were talking about crash of the titans (DS Version) the intro looked the same as the original crash bandicoot 1 on PlayStation 1, like when crash was running towards the camera in the beach. What are you going to in the next video maybe top 10 crash bandicoot levels or other? Or rachet and cla- Nevermind! A lot of people tell you to review that game a millions of times ;) Sorry to say rachet and clan- I mean.. The best Insomnaic playstation 2 game of all.
why tf are they using the titans models of the characters in the Nintendo mutants? ;_;
Lazyness?
4:43 Funniest Part
I agree
Jak wtf is that song at 4:45? 😂
I'm glad you enjoyed Crash Of The Titans (NDS) it almost as good as the original PlayStation titles!
Ripoff Kart, Cortex Incest and Slutty N. Gin were some of the best games of my childhood.
LOL I love you videos they are so funny
Mind of mutant on ds is fuking bullshit I like crash of the tintans on the ps2 and like your crash review
Why does the DS MOM have the old Character designs?? Crunch and Coco have their COTT look
great vid jak, its been awhile since I played mom on ds but it looks anoying as shit,dont know how my younger self played this game without shoving that shit down the toilet and flushing away
+Bear NiptionSmith I don't know how I survived it at all :P
+Square Eyed Jak which game do u like better crash woc or crash boom bang
Banana Broz Wrath of Cortex :P
+Bear NiptionSmith Same here. Then again, I was 6 back then. I was very stupid and would've watched or played anything. (Which is the reason why I've played Boom Bang and watched Boohbah/Creepy Drup Trip for Kids.)
Like he said on the nitro kart (console) video the game is good if YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED A KART GAME or in this case a platformer xD lol
Great video! I completely forgot these games. And although I am a big fan of Crash I still didn't know that there is a 3D game called Crash of the Titans DS :D
Excellent, more annihilation of awful games that dare to use Crash's face. Superb work, Jak.
Maybe I'm missing something, but I thought the DS was capable of more than what's seen here with Crash of the Titans and Mind Over Mutant? I guess I never understand exactly how improved the later DS models were to the original versions in terms of hardware. Strange to think that they go from Gameboy Advance-looking games to full-fledged Super Smash Bros. 4 and Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate with just a few changes to the system.
Crash of the Titans is fully polygonal and voiced.
TheMamaluigi300 It was definitely the best on the list, but even still, I just expected a little more from the system that would eventually come to house some superb-looking games.
+OckhamAsylum The 3DS is a completely different system
and what about a review of crash bandicoot mobile phone games
Been waiting for a Jak video for 13 days
;)
Always the best…
Given the joke with Jak using emulators, I feel like a cut of Moonwalker where Michael Jackson is replaced with Jak would be the best movie ever made.
Square Eyed Jak: Have two problems with this game, it's too easy, and it's so repetitive like a CD that skips.
*shows a CD player playing a skipping CD*
Square Eyed Jak: IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!
I died lol! 😂😂😂
Me too
@@n1njahawkssecondchannel84 I love the sound a skipping CD makes, but at the same time it scares me. Absolutely terrified and laughing at the same time lol! 😂😂😂
@@colleenglanville8293 Make sense would be Scary if it’s a good disk for something I like Easily my favourite Square Eyed Jak Moments ever 2nd is Yeah you don’t fing say 3rd The beginning of Spyro enter the dragon fly When Hunter screams for no reason Jak snaps the case.
You know what when I come back home I’m gonna make the video Top 5 Best Square Eyed Jak Moments I won’t return back to UA-cam until August or September Whenever I can do videos again because I’m In a very busy time of my life studies all that stuff So I can get a job one day
@@n1njahawkssecondchannel84 Yeah, those moments are pretty cool. Hey, good luck with your studies. Hopefully you can find the job you’re really looking forward to do! 😊
@@colleenglanville8293 thank you so much for making my day better don’t know what Job I will get will try one day.
my Corse me I know I will get there still going to keep the video idea done the thumbnail making the video when I’m available again.
Can’t wait for another square Eyed Jak video when he’s all good again I wish him the best with his new house and UA-cam channel.
I will never understand the need for a video about Mars bars and I probably never will. I haven't even heard of a Mars bar nor seen a commercial about the thing. Is there some sort of hype train I missed or something. Whatever the reason I will forever be in a void of confusion.
I liked your earlier videos as well, but i just want to tell you that your videos are really improving over time. Arguments, humor, rythm are all getting better, step by step. So keep going this way :)
+FridaysMaskedMan Thanks for the feedback, I'll do my best :D
+Square Eyed Jak how much did titans on ds cost you
"The First Game We'll Be Taking A Look At Today Is Crash- Hahaha! No, I Won't Go That Far."
I don't know why, but I laughed lol! 😂😂😂
To be honnest, i think crash should take a blend of sorts in the future. like the titans ds port.. with elements taken from both gameplay styles (though the titans lowered to an extent (as say a minor assistance for obstacles)) as well as ideas taken from the canned crash landed game.
Awesome video man!
+Pero Kokic Thanks dude :D
7:16 If you use the touch screen the attacks are more powerful
+Gianchio98 Fair enough, although I used the touch screen for a while before I realised there was a button for it, I also didn't notice either being stronger or weaker
+Square Eyed Jak It doesn't change anything when you have to throw something, but if you have to spit all over the screen the attack is more powerful :P
Because it gets people excited for the next review that you'll be doing. Also i wanted to ask you if you could acknowledge ratchet and clank (when you finally do the review for the series later this year) how there's next to no vehicle levels in ratchet and clank making it a true plat former.
8:54 some evil lab place, REALLY? Was it like so hard to put Dr.Neo cortex's Lab or something creative?
I’m laughing 😂 so hard I didn’t see the words until now now I’m laughing 😂 even more How they got past testing a game with Some evil lab place I will never know
lol 4:05 best part
"Well Check This Sh*t Out."
*shows him jogging in the spot with his shirt off*
🙈🙈🙈
tiny: im sorry jak but im gonna have to eat your face. jak: yes!please do that so I dont have to play this $#!+& game!
Mind over mutant was the first Crash game i ever got... My parents sure are good at picking games
If it's the DS version, than you couldn't be anymore correct.
The sarcasm is so realistic that it makes real life look like a fantasy.
TheMamaluigi300 it was
+Squid Fish Goddamn.
I've made it my mission to commet on all your video because im a sad loney boy with my only friend being the internet
+Thenewestweb I can relate to that :P
im still waiting for a game where you get to play as n.gin in a freaking armed mech suit
+Puffy the Destroyer same :P
Square Eyed Jak
then we can shower our enemies with sharp things, doom, and then eat the succulent, buttery muffin.
Repetitive like a CD that skips,or you can say its repetitive as how many times Activision scams you
i used to have titans on DS but i gave it to my younger brother cuz i liked the console version more :P
man what a great video. i need to catch up. missing out on a few
been slacking man
+Todd Milhouse Thanks dude :D
Who else is marathoning Jakky's Crash reviews for the fourth time (or more)?
there is nothing bad in using emulator. But if you emulate too much its bad.these are my "emulating rules" a.emulate only games that you cant get cause you dont have the console. b. physical copy is too expensive (ahem.... shantae). c.the game was cancelled and is only available thru emulator.d.(rarely)if you wanna try the game before buying. e. the game is too bad and you dont wanna waste yor money(ahem...bubsy 3d).Done.
+Pelaajakingi what do you think about emulating? good or bad? i think it is not bad.
+Pelaajakingi That's typically how I try to do it
I don't think its possible for jack to make a non interesting video
+Toxic Turtle Thanks, would you like me to try and prove you wrong?
+Square Eyed Jak nah
i love C.o.t.T and M.o.M on the ps2.
now lets take a moment to look at my notes about this game....YA YOU DONT FUCKING SAY
I enjoyed every PS2 Crash game and Nitro Kart + N-tranced, but MoM looked like garbage on DS. I guess they gave up after CotT. (Speaking of which, I might get a ROM file for CotT for DS. Looks pretty fun)
+Nicholas Miller what is cotT Crash Of Titans T IDK
SKaT3R Crash of the Titans, ya noob.
Oh Cause I Call It Crash Of Titans
This game is fucking fantastic 6/10
Hilarious, Ima sub now
You gonna review Nitro Kart for N Gage? Or Nitro Kart 3D and 2 for IOS?
+Tinkie Winkie N Gage xD It's just the same as the GBA version with better graphics (pissed I forgot about it though) :P
I actually have that 3 pack on the ps2. except my version had physical copies of all 3 games
You think Mind Over Mutants has an unnecessary tutorial? I played this game called The Bible Game that gave me instructions on how to operate the main menu.
+SporkSlayer Nice xD
Megaman X7 teaches you how to select a stage.
I remember finding the DS version of "Mind over Mutant" at my school's music room on the floor in 5th grade.. I now see why someone left it.
12:14 What I say to fan brats who says the titan games are worst crash games ever
Me too
Crash nitro kart on the gba is awesome and better than the console version.Crash of the titans ds version is defenetly NOT better than the console version.I got bored of it quickly.But it's fine.
Nice way to start 2016 mate
But you forgot nitro kart 2 for mobile phone (tough it isnt much to write home about :P)
+Yashito xD Thanks but why does everyone think I've forgotten about that?
Well its the last crash game ever made so far
And people dont like the fact that crash nitro kart 2 for mobile was crash's "swan song"
or at least its how i see it
Also are you sayin you forgot crash nitrokart 2 on purpose so you could review it seperatly?
happy 8,000 subs ( listen i know im late but still)
Cheers mate :)
Square Eyed Jak i like how all aus use mate
mega bandicoots mega cock
CRASH OF THE TITANS!?
Really!?
it's not THAT bad😂
Crash of the Titans on DS looks amazing. How did they fail so miserable on Mind over Mutants DS though? 😅 One of the worst Crash games ever made. AND NO VOICE ACTING
11:00 I'm choking omg.
Don't you mean *cocking* ?