Ep 476 - Blonkies (feat. Theo Von)

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  • @mattandshanessecretpodcast9138
    @mattandshanessecretpodcast9138  Рік тому +228

    Go See Shane Live in IL / MO / WI @ shanemgillis.com
    Go See Matt Live in SAN DIEGO / ST. LOUIS / GASHVILLE @ mattmccusker.com
    Go See Theo @ www.theovon.com/
    Go see Shawn and Lemeezy in Tampa Jan 12 & 13 @ sunshinecomedyfest.com/
    Go See Shawn Gardini at Cap City in Austin Texas on Jan 24 if you'd like @ www.capcitycomedy.com/shows/245733

    • @dreams7074
      @dreams7074 Рік тому +12

      No

    • @Derpk-rt9by
      @Derpk-rt9by Рік тому +2

      HAIL TO THE VICTORS VIALENT, HAIL TO THE TO THE CQUERING HEROS! HAIL! HAIL! TO MICHIGAN THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WEST!!! GO BLUE!!!!!!!

    • @trapchurches555
      @trapchurches555 Рік тому +3

      Gashville lmfao 😊

    • @chucky_90201
      @chucky_90201 Рік тому +1

      God bless the cast 🤙🏻😎

    • @Comedypodcastcompany
      @Comedypodcastcompany Рік тому

      Great, Shane the Gay is coming to IL. Hopefully he leaves quickly

  • @SmokedPaprikas
    @SmokedPaprikas Рік тому +2009

    Calling Katt Williams the Dark Narc is such a poetic and comical label lol. Theo is a word magician.

  • @MacAttack1776
    @MacAttack1776 Рік тому +5070

    I’ve been waiting for the Theo McCusker crossover for so long 🙌🏻🤣

    • @James-xj3bl
      @James-xj3bl Рік тому +219

      I love when these happen and you can feel all the other viewers drinking beer simultaneously from behind their screens

    • @davidAmat_77
      @davidAmat_77 Рік тому +50

      @@James-xj3blhow tf did you know

    • @davidAmat_77
      @davidAmat_77 Рік тому +31

      Opened UA-cam and said can’t wait

    • @genemalinowski
      @genemalinowski Рік тому +3

      😂

    • @corneliusthecrowtamer1937
      @corneliusthecrowtamer1937 Рік тому +42

      Oh dang, a real meeting of the minds. That's what I said to myself as I clicked

  • @joef1299
    @joef1299 Рік тому +2919

    Shane being on carnivore diet this soon after moving to Austin is hilarious.

    • @mactallica9293
      @mactallica9293 Рік тому +227

      Wait till he learns the truth about the moon landings and pyramids

    • @goatpepperherbaltea7895
      @goatpepperherbaltea7895 Рік тому +471

      Eventually he will fully be unfunny and that’ll be pretty funny

    • @friskydingo2961
      @friskydingo2961 Рік тому +77

      Carnival diet

    • @seedythomp4388
      @seedythomp4388 Рік тому +42

      He’s talked about trying keto/carnivore before, probably just a New Year’s resolution more than anything

    • @friskydingo2961
      @friskydingo2961 Рік тому +11

      Ta keto

  • @0scarWalsh
    @0scarWalsh 11 місяців тому +964

    "We had a Chinese waitress earlier, a lovely lady. South Korean."
    What a uniquely Theo quote.

    • @brrblue4201
      @brrblue4201 11 місяців тому +8

      Timestamp? Please

    • @BirbarianHomeGuard
      @BirbarianHomeGuard 11 місяців тому

      @@brrblue4201one hour mark approx

    • @spencer1774
      @spencer1774 11 місяців тому

      1:00:21@@brrblue4201

    • @pietskiet42-_
      @pietskiet42-_ 10 місяців тому +8

      We have a large part of our population in Southern Africa with exactly Theo vons mental state.....it's fuckin brilliant 😂😂😂

    • @richardlozano5273
      @richardlozano5273 10 місяців тому +1

      He’s just really slow

  • @hehakawanbli444
    @hehakawanbli444 Рік тому +1113

    Theo calling Matt and Shane gay off the bat is exactly what I was expecting from this legendary podcast 😂

    • @chinqlinq89
      @chinqlinq89 Рік тому +65

      Best defense is a GOOD OFFENSE! 😂

    • @deezlesteezle
      @deezlesteezle Рік тому

      WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!

    • @Pestilence-Da-Plague
      @Pestilence-Da-Plague Рік тому +41

      Mckusky going on the defensive was funny, started pokin holes in all theos bits.

    • @vaughncollins1386
      @vaughncollins1386 Рік тому

      @@Pestilence-Da-PlagueMatt is gay accept it

    • @richardhumphrey2421
      @richardhumphrey2421 9 місяців тому +10

      Got real defensive real quick, you can't say your on the carnivore diet without saying No Diddy! Shane n Matt are gays😂

  • @chucknorrisffs
    @chucknorrisffs Рік тому +713

    "They can fill a 9 year old in the middle of the ocean but can't fill a pothole..."
    Theo can be a legendary poet sometimes..

    • @suntzu6122
      @suntzu6122 Рік тому +5

      Theo is so fkn smart. Lol

    • @MOW262
      @MOW262 10 місяців тому

      Spitting govt facts. Fuck Biden and Trump

  • @a-3338
    @a-3338 Рік тому +655

    When Theo says some weird shit completely unprovoked, Shane laughs and old musty Mccusker sits there straight faced like “so tell me more about what you mean by that” 😂😂 I fucking love it

    • @learntoswim9050
      @learntoswim9050 Рік тому +38

      He's pulling a rogan but on purpose

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 Рік тому +7

      Ol’ Musty Mccusky

    • @a-3338
      @a-3338 10 місяців тому +1

      @@learntoswim9050 the true shaman

    • @nothanks9503
      @nothanks9503 4 місяці тому

      He should bust out a own and notes or at least a flute

  • @Swoozy724
    @Swoozy724 11 місяців тому +1038

    I love how Theo starts a sentence without having any clue how it’s going to end.

    • @TaintWranglr
      @TaintWranglr 11 місяців тому +32

      because hes a pathhological liar.

    • @aaronoechsle3434
      @aaronoechsle3434 11 місяців тому +98

      @@TaintWranglrhe’s a comedian.. that’s his shtick. You must live a boring life brotha

    • @TaintWranglr
      @TaintWranglr 11 місяців тому +20

      @@aaronoechsle3434 he literally can't have a normal conversation without making up a lie.

    • @TripleEightss
      @TripleEightss 11 місяців тому +22

      @@TaintWranglrthe lies are funny though.

    • @TaintWranglr
      @TaintWranglr 11 місяців тому +10

      @@TripleEightss agreed but not when it's every sentence

  • @slinkygecko2757
    @slinkygecko2757 Рік тому +637

    "We had a Chinese waitress today, beautiful lady - South Korean" -Theo

  • @moneyhoney606
    @moneyhoney606 Рік тому +800

    This episode was amazing. Like two Ninja Turtles hanging with a Power Ranger.

  • @TheNick_16
    @TheNick_16 Рік тому +614

    theo calling lemaire a "dark oyster" had me rolling

  • @biggstankk420
    @biggstankk420 9 місяців тому +272

    Matt predicting the Diddy thing is absolutely wild. His knowledge of the future is astounding. Praise be the Shaman

    • @rakim126
      @rakim126 9 місяців тому +7

      "Did he?"

    • @leeward6762
      @leeward6762 8 місяців тому +15

      ​@@rakim126yeah around 17:45 he says "the diddy parties are next, ppl keep talking about the diddy parties" then theo talks about Katt Williams 😂

    • @stanktaint15
      @stanktaint15 8 місяців тому +7

      ​​@@leeward6762that's because katt was the one that predicted the diddy parties 😂?

    • @Jerryattrickliverspottedhands
      @Jerryattrickliverspottedhands 8 місяців тому

      @@stanktaint15people have been talking about this for yeeeears, it’s just popular now.

    • @docterblood
      @docterblood 7 місяців тому +6

      None one there including Katt predicted it. It was years of this. Even when he was caught being a weird too in character Joker on in the video a while back.

  • @jacktabomb
    @jacktabomb Рік тому +264

    “If he didn’t expose black Hollywood I was coming next”-Matt McCusker

  • @Nalmtalmbout
    @Nalmtalmbout Рік тому +453

    Whenever theo says the phrase "we had a guy" you know he boutta say something wild

    • @andrewfowler3452
      @andrewfowler3452 Рік тому +7

      I like it when Shane says it

    • @diddlez2
      @diddlez2 Рік тому +50

      you know he about to make something up real quick and its gonna sound made up

    • @Dan-sb2fb
      @Dan-sb2fb Рік тому

      WE GOT GUYS @@andrewfowler3452

    • @chucky_90201
      @chucky_90201 Рік тому +2

      It never fails 😂

    • @bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
      @bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Рік тому +9

      ​@@diddlez2some stuff might be embellishments, but hes just got a funny way with words and most of it is believable and probably true

  • @adamsmith-wi3qg
    @adamsmith-wi3qg Рік тому +468

    "I can't get a pot hole filled but you can fill a 9 year old" is the funniest and most messed up indictment of our government I've ever heard

    • @stevetanner1987
      @stevetanner1987 Рік тому +24

      I think he was genuinely upset when he was saying all that.

    • @adamsmith-wi3qg
      @adamsmith-wi3qg Рік тому +14

      @@stevetanner1987 I live in the Philly suburbs and bought my first house a few years ago - I feel his pain. The roads are awful and I'm sure it's the same everywhere. Where are my taxes going 🤔

    • @discojohn8753
      @discojohn8753 Рік тому +2

      @@stevetanner1987 yeah he was, still funny

    • @tatersaladde09
      @tatersaladde09 Рік тому +7

      This fired me up so much lol so true

    • @brandond40
      @brandond40 Рік тому +3

      Lol i need a timestamp for this idk how i missed it

  • @philmccrakin9782
    @philmccrakin9782 Рік тому +217

    One of the producers holding up a picture on a phone to the camera is the reason I'll never stop watching this podcast.

    • @notagiantseaslug5523
      @notagiantseaslug5523 11 місяців тому +6

      It’s the best

    • @Pokeydope
      @Pokeydope 10 місяців тому +8

      It’s called charm

    • @wvhoipolloi7035
      @wvhoipolloi7035 6 місяців тому +5

      Staying grounded.

    • @Mikol_Billy
      @Mikol_Billy 14 днів тому +2

      Theo’s reaction to it is just as funny
      And earlier “he doesn’t even have a computer you guys just gave him a phone????”

  • @SonStashu
    @SonStashu Рік тому +411

    I love that they constantly have guests now but dont be afraid to just do a classic mssp, the 1v1 with shane and matt really is something special on its own

    • @chrisk1180
      @chrisk1180 Рік тому +27

      Yeah but we always got time for Theo!

    • @Eddie0102
      @Eddie0102 Рік тому +77

      They’ve done a few since they’ve been here. I’ll never complain about them bringing dudes on who will add to the element. Keep Bert Kreischer out of the sacred den by any means tho lol

    • @wmfbmp5743
      @wmfbmp5743 Рік тому +13

      I actually prefer no guest.. of course it's still good with a guest, but just those two is always great. sometimes a guest will throw off the vibe

    • @Defines1776
      @Defines1776 Рік тому +3

      They're literally the best eps.

    • @justinarnold6044
      @justinarnold6044 Рік тому +6

      @@Eddie0102this can’t get enough thumbs up.

  • @BigJon94
    @BigJon94 Рік тому +2043

    The Rat King and The Dawgs. I could watch these guys try not to be openly right wing for 1000 years. Praise the Lord baby

  • @6519980407
    @6519980407 Рік тому +757

    So happy that my friend Theo finally met my two friends Matt and Shane

    • @robin1541
      @robin1541 Рік тому +85

      Also I’m gay

    • @Spartan-uk4qk
      @Spartan-uk4qk Рік тому +21

      Haha yes dude. I don't even use last names when I talk about them anymore

    • @thatgreenslime9517
      @thatgreenslime9517 Рік тому +1

      You have friend?

    • @porfirioErodriguez
      @porfirioErodriguez Рік тому +7

      We all feel that way man. if anything this was to short.

    • @Nswix
      @Nswix Рік тому +28

      Wait until he meets my best friend Nick Mullen.

  • @jesselucero4581
    @jesselucero4581 3 місяці тому +28

    8:47 “When an old dude takes his shirt off he’s gonna throw a grenade”
    -Theo Von

  • @lbivlife
    @lbivlife Рік тому +615

    I get the feeling shane will be taking the backseat to Theo and Matt just going crazy.

    • @Omegaman18
      @Omegaman18 Рік тому +73

      And Shane just beating off in the corner smiling and sweating

    • @DomTVdotTV
      @DomTVdotTV Рік тому +5

      nope

    • @micahv4280
      @micahv4280 Рік тому +18

      Naw all the dawgz are cookin🔥🔥🔥

    • @jt70SEVEN
      @jt70SEVEN Рік тому +20

      ​@@Omegaman18in the dark as well with nothing , but the soft glow of a cigarette cherry that exposes him with every puff 🚬🥴

    • @Omegaman18
      @Omegaman18 Рік тому +2

      @@jt70SEVEN I’m thinking more Tim Heidecker as Casey singing horse and buggy

  • @rileygroh9593
    @rileygroh9593 Рік тому +265

    I must point out the fact that Matt takes a drink from an empty glass at least twice during this pod. God bless the dawgs.

    • @justinstation9969
      @justinstation9969 Рік тому +20

      Yeah and a couple awkward quiet moments

    • @papadragon1739
      @papadragon1739 Рік тому +5

      Oh yeah it was twice, 32:55

    • @Demion83
      @Demion83 Рік тому +10

      ​@@georgec5212hope redbar makes a big deal out of it.

    • @RomeroPortero
      @RomeroPortero Рік тому +17

      Lmao those nerves are at work. This is like chilling with your bro when his cool older Southern cousin comes over.

    • @BostonBlues
      @BostonBlues Рік тому

      ​@@Demion83 I think matt shane and theo are a few of the only comics he doesn't outright hate so he might be safe 😂

  • @nixel9691
    @nixel9691 Рік тому +334

    Theo Matt and Shane being in the same room is too much for me to handle all at once

    • @rustyshackleford6348
      @rustyshackleford6348 Рік тому +2

      It's heavy 🎉

    • @Flameb0
      @Flameb0 Рік тому +9

      i know what u mean… too many sexual feelings at once…

    • @sponkmcdonk3898
      @sponkmcdonk3898 Рік тому +13

      It’s pretty tame tbh

    • @Looneyboy
      @Looneyboy Рік тому

      You must be a chick

    • @sp-ce
      @sp-ce Рік тому +2

      Whoaaa how are you going to sleep tonight??!

  • @stacitodd6649
    @stacitodd6649 11 місяців тому +44

    Theo is ADD that never developed a filter. It's the purest thought process. Love it.

  • @chadriegel2832
    @chadriegel2832 Рік тому +106

    1:22:06 theo noticing how they drop pics in the pod is the funniest thing, noone else ever calls it out 😂

  • @KeepFeatherinIt201
    @KeepFeatherinIt201 Рік тому +117

    Theo and Matt can go blow for blow on “guys they used to know”

    • @fuckcensorship69
      @fuckcensorship69 Рік тому +4

      False. Karl Pilkington is the only dude who matched Theo's childhood

    • @AdamStarr816
      @AdamStarr816 Рік тому +12

      Yeah but at least 25% of Matt’s stories are rooted in at least a single particle of truth.

    • @oiitzME1266
      @oiitzME1266 Рік тому +9

      Enough of Theos bizarre stories have been proven to be to real( ie billy conforto crashing into an embankment on a bunch of pills and the University monkey escape story) that I just like to believe most of his stories are true

    • @zeroa69
      @zeroa69 Рік тому +1

      ​theos tell is if he said the dude dies

    • @fuckcensorship69
      @fuckcensorship69 Рік тому +5

      @@AdamStarr816 who cares about the truth? I wanna laugh. The wooden shirt story is hilarious

  • @conorurquhartcomedy
    @conorurquhartcomedy Рік тому +257

    I continue to make the mistake of listening to the new episodes while I’m at the gym and looking like Joaquin Phoenix in joker in front of large amounts of people

  • @RustOnWindows
    @RustOnWindows Рік тому +883

    Love when Theo clinches his teeth like a true ex coke addict 🫡

  • @blickluke
    @blickluke Рік тому +297

    Imagine Theo doing his solo pod with just Matt, he'd break down like Sean Strickland talking about how much he loves his black fambly

    • @joshullrich8594
      @joshullrich8594 Рік тому +28

      I think if you put 2 people that autistic alone together in a room, it would be like trying to divide the universe by 0. You're gonna create a rip in space time.

    • @chrisbuehler6868
      @chrisbuehler6868 Рік тому +1

      A Theo/Matt podcast? Holee shit.

    • @crakhaed
      @crakhaed 11 місяців тому +2

      Matt/Theo/Trussell trifecta when

    • @gowthamkanda
      @gowthamkanda 7 місяців тому +1

      Your wish came true

    • @ebeck01
      @ebeck01 7 місяців тому

      There ya go

  • @ted.the.human1
    @ted.the.human1 Рік тому +223

    Haven't watched yet but I can already feel the fabrics of reality melting apart with matt and Theo in the same room

    • @samcrowe8477
      @samcrowe8477 Рік тому +12

      The holiest of scrolls

    • @ScorpionP2C
      @ScorpionP2C Рік тому +3

      Watch Shanes face throughout, you will see confusion but you will also see enlightenment.
      Mostly confusion though

    • @annemains4415
      @annemains4415 Рік тому +1

      Beta fish bangin together

    • @Speedster_2451
      @Speedster_2451 Рік тому

      ​@@ScorpionP2C unfortunately Shane seems to be talking to Matt most of the time. 😢

  • @HeffyGames
    @HeffyGames 3 місяці тому +68

    The Diddy party segment aged like wine

    • @mack9225
      @mack9225 2 місяці тому +4

      What are you talking about? The whole controversy was already known at the time

    • @mattmarzula
      @mattmarzula 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@mack9225known by who? The media suppressed a lot. All anyone knew for sure in January of 2024 was allegations from Cassandra Ventura over sexual abuse. The public eye didn't turn its gaze to this story until April 2024. Then again, I guess you're just so hip and with it.

    • @Johnholmswannabe
      @Johnholmswannabe Місяць тому +3

      @@mack9225you got owned

    • @jacobhamilton6385
      @jacobhamilton6385 Місяць тому +2

      @@mack9225I’m sure you’re a fine person and I say this with no true hate. But get shit on

    • @waytooaesthetic
      @waytooaesthetic Місяць тому

      @@mack9225No it wasnt, i remember arguing with some guy who said i was being racist for even believing diddy would do such things😂

  • @hobotamer9852
    @hobotamer9852 Рік тому +228

    “You ever hurt animals when you were little?” Is a wild thing to ask someone

    • @fuckcensorship69
      @fuckcensorship69 Рік тому +12

      He says it so casually

    • @BookerT69
      @BookerT69 Рік тому +11

      I used to feed frogs to my turtles. It was sick 🤙🏻🎅🏿

    • @williamboone8992
      @williamboone8992 Рік тому +2

      Very "guy" thing to say

    • @scumbaggo
      @scumbaggo Рік тому +5

      @@williamboone8992 My stepdad used to brag about tying cats tails together and throwing them over the clothes line and watching them fight to the death. He was a very "manly" man.

    • @jasonflores5423
      @jasonflores5423 Рік тому +12

      @@scumbaggo sorry that he hurt you

  • @jasonc3267
    @jasonc3267 Рік тому +213

    Stealing someone’s balcony is the funniest thing ever. I’m glad Theo backed it up with proof

  • @ominouskelp1522
    @ominouskelp1522 Рік тому +231

    i like how shanes rug is just getting more dirty ever week

    • @ohnoooo5743
      @ohnoooo5743 Рік тому +6

      Shane can’t run a vacuum lol

    • @Contractorhouseguy
      @Contractorhouseguy Рік тому +3

      Needs to be a serapi or an antique Tabriz tbh

    • @omgtheykilledkenny47
      @omgtheykilledkenny47 Рік тому +25

      Cleaning rugs is super gay so, until a woman moves in we’ll see the 50 shades work through.

    • @HeartlessWon506
      @HeartlessWon506 Рік тому +3

      Dirtier is a word

    • @mbc9290
      @mbc9290 Рік тому +2

      Hans will be cleaning it…. 😅

  • @moshethepirate1428
    @moshethepirate1428 11 місяців тому +66

    Theo's story about the balcony wood being slowly stolen is the most accuratr Louisnana story I have heard yet

  • @laufmin
    @laufmin Рік тому +308

    It’s hysterical to see Theo Von mature while Shane and Matt pick up on it and play along.

    • @mikejames7684
      @mikejames7684 Рік тому +13

      Yeah he’s like 15 years older than them

    • @mallstar5340
      @mallstar5340 Рік тому +41

      @@mikejames7684theo-1980 matt-86 shane-87
      So basically you just made some shit up when they meant he wasn’t using his particular brand of comedy and kind of stayed lowkey rather than saying outlandish shit every 2 minutes

    • @ljavwa3459
      @ljavwa3459 Рік тому

      ​@@mallstar5340sO bAsIcAlLy 🤡

    • @erikkassner9324
      @erikkassner9324 Рік тому

      @@mallstar5340what’s that thing in your ass?

    • @NotAfraid280
      @NotAfraid280 Рік тому

      @@mallstar5340get his ass

  • @mateoburgoslacoss9080
    @mateoburgoslacoss9080 Рік тому +141

    Matt looking and still drinking a whole empty glass of water at 17:00 was hilarious

    • @incrediblystupid9244
      @incrediblystupid9244 Рік тому +24

      lmaooo that's hilarious. Gotta give homie credit though, that last drop was likely in his line of sight and not the cameras. That last dribble is crucial if you commit to the beverage grab haha.

    • @nickmoore360
      @nickmoore360 Рік тому +37

      @@incrediblystupid9244 How about when he does it again at 28:55 and 32:55?

    • @mateoburgoslacoss9080
      @mateoburgoslacoss9080 Рік тому +12

      @@nickmoore360 gotta respect the commitment to the bit

    • @nothanks9503
      @nothanks9503 Рік тому +13

      @@nickmoore360I heard that headphone only and put on the video to see if I was right I knew he was laughing into a totally empty dry cup

    • @BlastinRope
      @BlastinRope Рік тому +15

      theres an episode with SWIM wheres theres a momentary break in conversation and both of the mccuskers simultaneously reach for glasses that arent there, its in his DNA

  • @dillinghamerboy25
    @dillinghamerboy25 Рік тому +89

    I could listen to Matt and Theo bring up wild characters from their childhoods all day babyboii.

  • @ferragamofalcon
    @ferragamofalcon 11 місяців тому +171

    “You ever hurt animals when you where little?” is a crazy ass question

    • @Civilmonkey1
      @Civilmonkey1 11 місяців тому +8

      why?
      ...and yes ofcourse

    • @Multimayhem45
      @Multimayhem45 11 місяців тому

      Yeah that stood out as well. Kids do fucked up shit. Everyone kills ants and no one bats an eye.

    • @keek1337
      @keek1337 11 місяців тому +17

      very normal thing outside of the city honestly and unfortunately lol

    • @jacknelson6010
      @jacknelson6010 11 місяців тому +10

      Idk pretty typical behavior for young boys. If your skinning the neighbors cat that’s one thing but merging a couple squirrels isn’t that out there imo.

    • @lo0nyt0onz
      @lo0nyt0onz 10 місяців тому

      Squirrel, chipmunk, farel cat, coyote
      Those are all pretty common things that get dispatched.
      Usually with the cats you want to get animal control. In the sticks and with feral cats alot just opt to dispatch them.

  • @two-ez
    @two-ez Рік тому +300

    Shane is that friend that has everyone take off their shoes while he wears his special house shoes

    • @DavidPerez-sj6md
      @DavidPerez-sj6md Рік тому +12

      I do that, but I also offer some slides if they want

    • @justincornejo6211
      @justincornejo6211 11 місяців тому

      That’s a crazy detail you caught! Hilarious!

    • @jadenlife
      @jadenlife 11 місяців тому +5

      They're house shoes. That's what they're for 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @planetchopurcockoff
      @planetchopurcockoff 11 місяців тому +2

      @@DavidPerez-sj6mdyou’re a nice guy

    • @Fingeringmyboarddude
      @Fingeringmyboarddude 11 місяців тому

      Well yeah it’s his house

  • @avalanchearts9966
    @avalanchearts9966 Рік тому +147

    The world needs a lot more Matt and Theo

  • @ksleep5715
    @ksleep5715 Рік тому +153

    “I saw his sister not too long ago at a crafts store” is one of the funniest throw away comments of all time.

  • @alwayzchillin0714
    @alwayzchillin0714 11 місяців тому +80

    Anytime Theo gives you a, "Uhhhhhh..." gold is sure to follow.🤣

  • @conorokeefe918
    @conorokeefe918 Рік тому +396

    Gilly and Keeves NEED to make an Autism Powers skit ASAP 😂😂😂

  • @tjlovesfights
    @tjlovesfights Рік тому +59

    I’ve been praying for Theo to be on here. God Bless you Shane and Matt. I was having a stressful day but now I feel much better!

    • @cartergrant6504
      @cartergrant6504 Рік тому +7

      Bro I watch your channel, didn't know you were a dawg

    • @tjlovesfights
      @tjlovesfights Рік тому +8

      @@cartergrant6504 Been barking since 2021

    • @blainechild9068
      @blainechild9068 Рік тому

      You have exited reality

    • @JM-bu1ty
      @JM-bu1ty Рік тому

      I love your channel man! Didn’t know you was a DAWG

  • @jefffontana3095
    @jefffontana3095 Рік тому +127

    The boys lifting up Guard Dawg and asking to do a guest spot is the shit I love to see. Keep killing it Guardini 💪🏼😂

    • @Hooz97
      @Hooz97 Рік тому +12

      This needs more likes. Shane doing that for guard dog shows his true colors - the super star has been blessed

    • @nickjohnson1178
      @nickjohnson1178 Рік тому +13

      Jesus dude this really is a friend simulator for some of you the way you talk about they strangers

    • @Calzaghe83
      @Calzaghe83 Рік тому +4

      Shane is just hoping some of that Gardini Super Star energy rubs off on him.

    • @Tiegur
      @Tiegur Рік тому

      After party at mister tramps

    • @single_dad_of3
      @single_dad_of3 Рік тому +1

      guard dog got the biggest laugh from Theo with the skydive dog phone in front of the camera technique lol

  • @gregmartinez7881
    @gregmartinez7881 11 місяців тому +11

    “So what’re you talking… what’re you saying when you say something… like whenever you just said something.” Theo kills me dude

  • @davidalvarado7742
    @davidalvarado7742 Рік тому +77

    My favorite thing is when Theo randomly busts out a 4 or 5 syllable word. It’s unexpected every time

  • @kristoferaigner4905
    @kristoferaigner4905 Рік тому +39

    The smartest thing I've ever heard Theo say: "When an old dude takes his shirt off, he's gonna throw a grenade." Leave it to Shane and Matt to bring the best out of their guests!

  • @trentnoble10
    @trentnoble10 Рік тому +144

    Matt trying to drink from a cup with no water more than once is WILD!

    • @henoktesfaldet4517
      @henoktesfaldet4517 Рік тому +13

      Must be a bit now. He does it every week

    • @malmstrim
      @malmstrim 11 місяців тому +11

      Memory loss from drinking a lot is a hell of a thing

    • @JK-ff1ft
      @JK-ff1ft 11 місяців тому

      He was nervous. It’s like sucking a nipple he does it to calm himself down

    • @ElRoque6
      @ElRoque6 11 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Jsmitt716
      @Jsmitt716 11 місяців тому +6

      That's a thirsty dogg

  • @braindeadmonkee
    @braindeadmonkee 11 місяців тому +16

    41:09 matt wiggling his legs while he laughs like a little kid is hilarious

    • @jonbarron8049
      @jonbarron8049 11 місяців тому +2

      He looks like a happy little elf

  • @miguelespino6087
    @miguelespino6087 Рік тому +77

    Seeing Theo in other podcast you can tell he’s a bit nervous but on here he’s killing it and being himself.

    • @Julesmarquette
      @Julesmarquette Рік тому +13

      He’s also been off his antidepressants for about a month now, so he might still be dealing with withdrawals from that

    • @TaintWranglr
      @TaintWranglr 11 місяців тому +3

      hes a pathological liar.

    • @lourdehouse6080
      @lourdehouse6080 11 місяців тому

      @@TaintWranglr are you his psych? Any evidence to those baseless claims you sad little boy

    • @BelchingBeaver69
      @BelchingBeaver69 11 місяців тому +12

      @@TaintWranglrobsessed

    • @MilesWilliams88
      @MilesWilliams88 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@TaintWranglrHe's a comedian. They all are.

  • @vijaysingh-mg2cw
    @vijaysingh-mg2cw Рік тому +34

    Matt giggling at 36:08 when Lemaire knows the year the Rock returned is so funny

    • @bigpictureguys8415
      @bigpictureguys8415 Рік тому

      I looked it up immediately 😆. You weren’t wrong

    • @vijaysingh-mg2cw
      @vijaysingh-mg2cw Рік тому

      ​@@bigpictureguys8415it's hilarious because his reaction is completely normal, while Shane's confidence in knowing he'd get it just seems like a bit

    • @JaxonBurn
      @JaxonBurn 10 місяців тому

      A classic black nerd

  • @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13
    @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13 Рік тому +10

    "I can't get a fuckin' pothole filled, but they can get a nine year old filled in the middle of the fuckin' ocean." Geezus wept Theo 🤣🤣🤣
    Bro's a stream of consciousness.

  • @NatsTown
    @NatsTown 11 місяців тому +20

    Theo seems like he's having a great time and it genuinely makes me happy

  • @Dakota-eu6pq
    @Dakota-eu6pq Рік тому +22

    “ you think you could get tall enough away from being gay.” God I love Theo

  • @ericamdahl3274
    @ericamdahl3274 27 днів тому +6

    These guys constantly highlighting the Diddy issue before it finally became a giant story is the best thing ever.

  • @seedythomp4388
    @seedythomp4388 Рік тому +43

    Been waiting to see Theo and Matt in the same room, HELL YES

  • @Derek_Keenan
    @Derek_Keenan 11 місяців тому +14

    7 minutes in and Theo is talking about how "people were always stealin' our balcony"...yessir 👍😂

  • @MertSu66
    @MertSu66 Рік тому +1578

    Hell yeah. Love these 3 negaz

  • @jd8849
    @jd8849 Рік тому +21

    In bed sick af so I throw on UA-cam and I’m gifted with surprise 90 minutes of the dawgz and Theo?!?!?! My god just what the doctor ordered thank you!!!

  • @Omegaman18
    @Omegaman18 Рік тому +40

    I been waiting for this longer than Theos father waited to conceive him

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 Рік тому

      Where my nick-er-aguans at??

  • @avadventuregear
    @avadventuregear Рік тому +31

    “He threw a grenade into a group of older calves” 😂😂😂😂😂 he just described online dating 😂

  • @bojiden9830
    @bojiden9830 Рік тому +42

    Honestly, theo gave the best explanation for SaltBurn without giving anything away

    • @Jsmitt716
      @Jsmitt716 11 місяців тому +2

      "it's nighttime a lot towards the end" fuckin dudes brain works in strange ways hahaha

  • @carterchandler8336
    @carterchandler8336 Рік тому +88

    Been waiting for this crossover for years. Praise be to the Dawgs.

  • @ZChoate
    @ZChoate Рік тому +110

    Theo: Shit is dangerous
    Matt: There's dogshit everywhere
    Theo: Dogshit is nothing
    Matt: Really?
    *And we're off*
    2:55

    • @SleepyLabrador-dp6em
      @SleepyLabrador-dp6em Рік тому

      How is that funny? If he didn't have a dumb accent would you still think that was funny? Wheres the funny part?

    • @nagle4407
      @nagle4407 Рік тому +1

      Perfect comment 😂

    • @ZChoate
      @ZChoate Рік тому +11

      ​@@SleepyLabrador-dp6em it's funny that two grown men in their 40s could have strong opposing positions on dog shit, and Matt's intrigue at the opposing standpoint is the cherry on top.

    • @SleepyLabrador-dp6em
      @SleepyLabrador-dp6em Рік тому

      @@ZChoate thats just Theo saying nonsense in a dumb accent. Its not like he believes what he says

    • @Zooterman
      @Zooterman Рік тому +11

      @@SleepyLabrador-dp6embro you’re so cool and think nothing is funny bro omg you should be a comedian bro you know what is funny and what is not when is your next set bro ill have to pull up

  • @gregbeck906
    @gregbeck906 Рік тому +17

    This should be a monthly get together, much appreciated!

  • @sergochoa9854
    @sergochoa9854 Рік тому +23

    Theo calling lemair a darkoyster is hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @chodie1fan21
    @chodie1fan21 Рік тому +75

    Matt trying to drink out of an empty cup the whole podcast is wild.

    • @notagiantseaslug5523
      @notagiantseaslug5523 11 місяців тому +1

      Someone needs to get that man a glass of water. We need our Shaman fully hydrated.

  • @gotsouced4943
    @gotsouced4943 Рік тому +52

    Took long enough for Shane and Theo to get together again on a podcast I'm pumped right up down to earth comedians getting together and making great entertainment

  • @Mondlicht333
    @Mondlicht333 9 місяців тому +6

    27:33 The Proto-Indo Europeans (Aryans) lived in the Russian Steppes and migrated to the Indus Valley from Iran, it’s no longer speculation based on linguistics because modern genetics studies support this. Iran means “land of the Aryans” but a modern Iranian isn’t necessarily the same as an ancient Iranian, though their language and culture largely descend from the Indo-Aryans (who were indeed horse/chariot riders like Matt said). Northern Europeans have the most Steppe ancestry in Europe, and Northwest Indians have a higher percentage than Southern Indians. Almost every culture and language in Europe descends largely from the Proto-Indo-Europeans, Hindi and Hinduism do also, and so does a lot of Iranian culture (though it’s been influenced by Arabs also).

  • @DJKyleBennett
    @DJKyleBennett Рік тому +112

    Been sick with the flu thinking the end is near for the past week and this just brought me back to life #4ThaDawgs

    • @HenritheHorse
      @HenritheHorse Рік тому +11

      Too boosted?

    • @faceless6146
      @faceless6146 Рік тому +5

      I think these 3 having a podcast was definitely in Revelations

    • @ezraa7777
      @ezraa7777 Рік тому +2

      Same dude everyone getting it rn

    • @chris103193
      @chris103193 Рік тому

      Damn that was me last year having COVID and watching the Dawgs.

    • @Centermass762
      @Centermass762 Рік тому +4

      I've been sick for the last week, too, and I've been listening to a lot of Old Test. It's crazy how much the dawgs have calmed down.

  • @jamiepalmer5691
    @jamiepalmer5691 Рік тому +46

    Theo and Matt remind me of when they are in the van singing in Dumb and Dumber and Shane is the guy in the middle 😂

    • @imemberberry
      @imemberberry Рік тому +3

      Mock
      YEAH
      Ing
      YEAH
      Bird
      YEAH
      YEAH
      YEAH 🎶

    • @micklowrey1522
      @micklowrey1522 2 місяці тому

      Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

  • @Mongooseh3
    @Mongooseh3 Рік тому +21

    Four loose bill folds, black nail polish, and the same 5 pieces of food on the carpet from last week's pod.. it's the little things that keep me coming back
    Driving 3 hours in a blizzard tonight to watch my buddy Shane heavy breathe into a mic for an hour. I'm stoked.

    • @Jennkcollins
      @Jennkcollins Рік тому +2

      This comment was everything I saw!

    • @ffnovice7
      @ffnovice7 Рік тому +1

      Hell yeah. Wind chill -30 reportan

    • @jaedingraham1481
      @jaedingraham1481 6 місяців тому

      Fock yeah I'm jealous Noone good comes to.the pnw anymore because the audiences suck

  • @CezaMVO
    @CezaMVO Рік тому +25

    When you have someone that truly understands theo like Shane, theo goes to another level, and he doesn't have the pressure of the being the host

    • @Therileyrileyriley
      @Therileyrileyriley 11 місяців тому +3

      Ah, I meet @CezaMVO in the comedy podcast comments yet again!

    • @thehypercasual385
      @thehypercasual385 11 місяців тому

      Shane is kind of a moron compared to Theo

    • @CezaMVO
      @CezaMVO 9 місяців тому +3

      @@Therileyrileyriley hahahahaha thank you for paying attention, I'll be here for the rest of my life!

  • @dirtsmegee
    @dirtsmegee Рік тому +20

    I love seeing Matt crossover. The shaman never disappoints

  • @jc8528
    @jc8528 Рік тому +12

    I love how Matt fills in the blank quiet areas that Shane doesn't sometimes. Great Duo. Love the podcast!

  • @BottomText01
    @BottomText01 Рік тому +24

    The dopamine hit seeing this notification on my phone in the middle of a work day is unparalleled. God bless the dawgz.

  • @brendansage4470
    @brendansage4470 11 місяців тому +6

    These guys getting together is a real answer to prayers around the nation.

  • @RomeroPortero
    @RomeroPortero Рік тому +40

    Got a flat tire dropping off my late rent and lost my ray bans, but this made my day better guys you rule. Gang gang baby

    • @TurboHouston
      @TurboHouston Рік тому +15

      Sorry about your shitty day, bud. Please know that I initially read that first part of your comment in Theo's voice and I laughed and then frowned real fast outta respect for your plight once I caught up. Hope tomorrow's better for ya, hoss. Onward.

    • @ffnovice7
      @ffnovice7 Рік тому +3

      You either win or you learn baby PG

    • @michaelj6392
      @michaelj6392 Рік тому +3

      Not the Ray Bans 😔

    • @dyyylllaannn
      @dyyylllaannn 11 місяців тому

      Thats a tough go

    • @leslielearnorth
      @leslielearnorth 11 місяців тому +1

      From the sounds of it looks like it’ll be a while before you can replace those Bans if the rents late Sorry to hear that. That’s been my day every day for four decades. I’m looking forward to a better years though I guess ha ha ha it never gets better but good luck.

  • @bigredactionsportsstuff1245
    @bigredactionsportsstuff1245 Рік тому +23

    Theo seems like he’d fit into the McCusker clan

  • @BigJonkulous
    @BigJonkulous Рік тому +16

    Katt being called "The Dark Narc" is amazing

  • @8bitKatwalk
    @8bitKatwalk 10 місяців тому +5

    Matts “wtf dude “ was so perfect when theo called fighting beta fish gay hahaha

  • @Nkzta
    @Nkzta Рік тому +75

    The fact Lemaire killed small animals as a child makes total sense

    • @piratedre4d
      @piratedre4d Рік тому +4

      chalk it up to the tism and it's not so bad 😁

    • @kalashnikov161
      @kalashnikov161 Рік тому +17

      Yeah Lemaire has this Lennie of Mice and Men aura

    • @BradyStevenson-lh4bt
      @BradyStevenson-lh4bt Рік тому +3

      Probably just trying to love em really hard

    • @puddintaine4556
      @puddintaine4556 Рік тому +4

      ​@@kalashnikov161can I keep him, George?..

    • @deezlesteezle
      @deezlesteezle Рік тому

      Someone came back to get their frog, just to see that it had been crushed! 😢

  • @randylahey5463
    @randylahey5463 Рік тому +54

    Matt realizing how insane it is to openly carry a handgun to your car from the range as Shane puts it into words is hilarious

    • @ffnovice7
      @ffnovice7 Рік тому +3

      What? They're in Texas. I carry my Glock in my arms on the way to my car all the time except federal buildings

    • @reillyferris1754
      @reillyferris1754 Рік тому

      you missed the point@@ffnovice7

    • @randylahey5463
      @randylahey5463 11 місяців тому

      @@ffnovice7 in other words; you're white

    • @therainman7777
      @therainman7777 10 місяців тому +1

      @@ffnovice7Do you hold it in your hand though? If so that’s pretty crazy.

    • @ffnovice7
      @ffnovice7 10 місяців тому

      @@therainman7777 sometimes but with a magazine or booklet on top. Lately I've been chilling out on carrying a gun (pocket pistols make a giant difference) because I'm in a safe place that has zero gun restrictions, and have pepper spray attached to my keys.
      My girl of 5 months just broke up with me because I've shared I want to leave this town, so looks like when i move to another city I'm back to concealing my 🔫 like a criminal against the government

  • @Audey-mma
    @Audey-mma Рік тому +94

    Matt is really just a slightly more collected Theo😭

    • @coreysmith4281
      @coreysmith4281 Рік тому +11

      Lol. Theo a rift comedian. He makes majority up on spot. Matt actually knows what he is saying before he says it. Still like Theo though

    • @beardedboon
      @beardedboon Рік тому +3

      @@coreysmith4281 shane would call you gay
      I still like theo though

  • @Grom-rl8bm
    @Grom-rl8bm Рік тому +10

    Three completely different types of chaos in one room 😂

  • @kellymichaelskelton913
    @kellymichaelskelton913 Рік тому +29

    How unbelievably lucky are we that we’re not only living in an era of extremely talented comedians but also the ability to have a weekly podcast from them. Wow.

  • @seanyoung3864
    @seanyoung3864 Рік тому +38

    And behold a pod was brought forth in the perfect hour. Rejoice brethren for we have been blessed!

    • @jeremiahpickard8696
      @jeremiahpickard8696 Рік тому

      Hear, hear! Great blessings are upon us. In the name of the Dawgs, the Tism', and the holy Shaman.

  • @SsMesh480
    @SsMesh480 9 місяців тому +2

    Anything with Theo is entertaining 😅 when Theo says " I'm trying to think about what I'm thinking about' 😂😂😂

  • @bockjitsu
    @bockjitsu Рік тому +10

    The dawgs have delivered the masterclass of podcasts with this one

  • @Kbwintyy
    @Kbwintyy Рік тому +13

    I haven’t watched yet but seeing Theo Von is on with the boys made my week

  • @BombDog_
    @BombDog_ Рік тому +26

    We need a Theo Matt Duncan meeting of the minds

  • @Masterlocster69
    @Masterlocster69 9 місяців тому +5

    17:50 damn.lol They called it 2 months prior to diddy mansions getting raided and fleeing the country

  • @justinianDT
    @justinianDT Рік тому +46

    I think my favorite part of the Austin cast is we can see exactly how dirty the rug is getting week to week. The same white spots have been on the floor by Matt since they started in Austin and more keep popping up every week.

    • @jordanam1234
      @jordanam1234 Рік тому +3

      Zooming is a crime

    • @dustinhays992
      @dustinhays992 Рік тому +1

      As a housekeeper.. I've wanted to vacuum that damn carpet since day one.

  • @erdngtn9942
    @erdngtn9942 Рік тому +56

    This episode has turned my entire opinion of Theo and I finally get him. It’s like they just unlocked him for me and I jet get it now.

    • @ModestestRUST
      @ModestestRUST Рік тому

      Congratulations man. Listen to his joke about being white living next to black people

    • @peachmelba1000
      @peachmelba1000 Рік тому +7

      Please do share. I think he's majorly unfunny, and the fake stories are just too numerous and too stupid.

    • @ilovetheatf
      @ilovetheatf Рік тому

      Dawg if you think most bits or stories in comedy are even remotely true you're woefully naive. ​@@peachmelba1000

    • @dylanhensley2867
      @dylanhensley2867 Рік тому +11

      Welcome brother.

    • @Aloysius2113
      @Aloysius2113 Рік тому +4

      @@peachmelba1000 i feel like i'm crazy for not liking him, with how everyone seems to love him and find him hilarious and entertaining. i was hoping this episode would turn my opinion around but it's only made it harsher. i find him incredibly annoying, inauthentic, too much of a tryhard, and i just don't get the admiration.

  • @laurencezemlick1979
    @laurencezemlick1979 Рік тому +19

    Man, this show is just magic. Two hilarious best bros who started at the bottom just hanging out. Genuine. What other podcast has that?

  • @faithindoubt1484
    @faithindoubt1484 11 місяців тому +4

    I laughed so hard at flashbanging American legion. Thank you patreons for your service.

  • @alexbrint3798
    @alexbrint3798 Рік тому +25

    Matt & Theo are alternate reality versions of eachother that accidentally slipped into the other's alternate reality and has had no clue how to get back