Ep 476 - Blonkies (feat. Theo Von)

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024

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  • @mattandshanessecretpodcast9138
    @mattandshanessecretpodcast9138  8 місяців тому +210

    Go See Shane Live in IL / MO / WI @ shanemgillis.com
    Go See Matt Live in SAN DIEGO / ST. LOUIS / GASHVILLE @ mattmccusker.com
    Go See Theo @ www.theovon.com/
    Go see Shawn and Lemeezy in Tampa Jan 12 & 13 @ sunshinecomedyfest.com/
    Go See Shawn Gardini at Cap City in Austin Texas on Jan 24 if you'd like @ www.capcitycomedy.com/shows/245733

    • @dreams7074
      @dreams7074 8 місяців тому +11

      No

    • @Derpk-rt9by
      @Derpk-rt9by 8 місяців тому +2

      HAIL TO THE VICTORS VIALENT, HAIL TO THE TO THE CQUERING HEROS! HAIL! HAIL! TO MICHIGAN THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WEST!!! GO BLUE!!!!!!!

    • @trapchurches555
      @trapchurches555 8 місяців тому +3

      Gashville lmfao 😊

    • @chucky_90201
      @chucky_90201 8 місяців тому +1

      God bless the cast 🤙🏻😎

    • @Comedypodcastcompany
      @Comedypodcastcompany 8 місяців тому

      Great, Shane the Gay is coming to IL. Hopefully he leaves quickly

  • @MacAttack1776
    @MacAttack1776 8 місяців тому +4908

    I’ve been waiting for the Theo McCusker crossover for so long 🙌🏻🤣

    • @James-xj3bl
      @James-xj3bl 8 місяців тому +216

      I love when these happen and you can feel all the other viewers drinking beer simultaneously from behind their screens

    • @davidAmat_77
      @davidAmat_77 8 місяців тому +47

      @@James-xj3blhow tf did you know

    • @davidAmat_77
      @davidAmat_77 8 місяців тому +31

      Opened UA-cam and said can’t wait

    • @genemalinowski
      @genemalinowski 8 місяців тому +2

      😂

    • @corneliusthecrowtamer1937
      @corneliusthecrowtamer1937 8 місяців тому +43

      Oh dang, a real meeting of the minds. That's what I said to myself as I clicked

  • @Swoozy724
    @Swoozy724 8 місяців тому +823

    I love how Theo starts a sentence without having any clue how it’s going to end.

    • @TaintWranglr
      @TaintWranglr 8 місяців тому +24

      because hes a pathhological liar.

    • @aaronoechsle3434
      @aaronoechsle3434 8 місяців тому +73

      @@TaintWranglrhe’s a comedian.. that’s his shtick. You must live a boring life brotha

    • @TaintWranglr
      @TaintWranglr 8 місяців тому +16

      @@aaronoechsle3434 he literally can't have a normal conversation without making up a lie.

    • @TripleEightss
      @TripleEightss 8 місяців тому +14

      @@TaintWranglrthe lies are funny though.

    • @TaintWranglr
      @TaintWranglr 8 місяців тому +6

      @@TripleEightss agreed but not when it's every sentence

  • @hehakawanbli444
    @hehakawanbli444 8 місяців тому +1013

    Theo calling Matt and Shane gay off the bat is exactly what I was expecting from this legendary podcast 😂

    • @chinqlinq89
      @chinqlinq89 8 місяців тому +57

      Best defense is a GOOD OFFENSE! 😂

    • @deezlesteezle
      @deezlesteezle 8 місяців тому

      WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!

    • @Pestilence-Da-Plague
      @Pestilence-Da-Plague 8 місяців тому +36

      Mckusky going on the defensive was funny, started pokin holes in all theos bits.

    • @vaughncollins1386
      @vaughncollins1386 8 місяців тому

      @@Pestilence-Da-PlagueMatt is gay accept it

    • @richardhumphrey2421
      @richardhumphrey2421 6 місяців тому +8

      Got real defensive real quick, you can't say your on the carnivore diet without saying No Diddy! Shane n Matt are gays😂

  • @jesselucero4581
    @jesselucero4581 13 днів тому +4

    8:47 “When an old dude takes his shirt off he’s gonna throw a grenade”
    -Theo Von

  • @joef1299
    @joef1299 8 місяців тому +2710

    Shane being on carnivore diet this soon after moving to Austin is hilarious.

    • @mactallica9293
      @mactallica9293 8 місяців тому +210

      Wait till he learns the truth about the moon landings and pyramids

    • @goatpepperherbaltea7895
      @goatpepperherbaltea7895 8 місяців тому +446

      Eventually he will fully be unfunny and that’ll be pretty funny

    • @friskydingo2961
      @friskydingo2961 8 місяців тому +70

      Carnival diet

    • @seedythomp4388
      @seedythomp4388 8 місяців тому +40

      He’s talked about trying keto/carnivore before, probably just a New Year’s resolution more than anything

    • @friskydingo2961
      @friskydingo2961 8 місяців тому +11

      Ta keto

  • @a-3338
    @a-3338 8 місяців тому +582

    When Theo says some weird shit completely unprovoked, Shane laughs and old musty Mccusker sits there straight faced like “so tell me more about what you mean by that” 😂😂 I fucking love it

    • @learntoswim9050
      @learntoswim9050 8 місяців тому +34

      He's pulling a rogan but on purpose

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 8 місяців тому +5

      Ol’ Musty Mccusky

    • @a-3338
      @a-3338 6 місяців тому

      @@learntoswim9050 the true shaman

    • @nothanks9503
      @nothanks9503 21 день тому

      He should bust out a own and notes or at least a flute

  • @chucknorrisffs
    @chucknorrisffs 8 місяців тому +646

    "They can fill a 9 year old in the middle of the ocean but can't fill a pothole..."
    Theo can be a legendary poet sometimes..

    • @suntzu6122
      @suntzu6122 8 місяців тому +5

      Theo is so fkn smart. Lol

    • @MOW262
      @MOW262 6 місяців тому

      Spitting govt facts. Fuck Biden and Trump

  • @biggstankk420
    @biggstankk420 5 місяців тому +190

    Matt predicting the Diddy thing is absolutely wild. His knowledge of the future is astounding. Praise be the Shaman

    • @rakim126
      @rakim126 5 місяців тому +3

      "Did he?"

    • @leeward6762
      @leeward6762 5 місяців тому +9

      ​@@rakim126yeah around 17:45 he says "the diddy parties are next, ppl keep talking about the diddy parties" then theo talks about Katt Williams 😂

    • @stanktaint15
      @stanktaint15 4 місяці тому +2

      ​​@@leeward6762that's because katt was the one that predicted the diddy parties 😂?

    • @Jerryattrickliverspottedhands
      @Jerryattrickliverspottedhands 4 місяці тому

      @@stanktaint15people have been talking about this for yeeeears, it’s just popular now.

    • @docterblood
      @docterblood 4 місяці тому +4

      None one there including Katt predicted it. It was years of this. Even when he was caught being a weird too in character Joker on in the video a while back.

  • @jacktabomb
    @jacktabomb 8 місяців тому +240

    “If he didn’t expose black Hollywood I was coming next”-Matt McCusker

  • @BigJon94
    @BigJon94 8 місяців тому +1940

    The Rat King and The Dawgs. I could watch these guys try not to be openly right wing for 1000 years. Praise the Lord baby

    • @torreydavis6590
      @torreydavis6590 8 місяців тому

      It’s not right wing to remember Epstein and our fucked government. Also I’m gay.

    • @nectarshrub
      @nectarshrub 8 місяців тому +58

      Lmfao

    • @keithwahrer2223
      @keithwahrer2223 8 місяців тому +46

      That’s hilarious

    • @nickfonseca484
      @nickfonseca484 8 місяців тому +42

      Lmaooo props, made me actually laugh

    • @Calzaghe83
      @Calzaghe83 8 місяців тому +43

      Inshallah

  • @moneyhoney606
    @moneyhoney606 8 місяців тому +753

    This episode was amazing. Like two Ninja Turtles hanging with a Power Ranger.

    • @swordsesame1837
      @swordsesame1837 8 місяців тому +20

      EXCELLENT way to describe the dynamic 😂😂😂

    • @feezible
      @feezible 8 місяців тому +2

      Indeed

    • @tnixx10
      @tnixx10 8 місяців тому +5

      Now THIS is an underrated comment 🤣👏👏👏👏

    • @harrydibden3365
      @harrydibden3365 8 місяців тому

      Perfection

    • @dysonspheretxi
      @dysonspheretxi 8 місяців тому

      nerd

  • @0scarWalsh
    @0scarWalsh 8 місяців тому +739

    "We had a Chinese waitress earlier, a lovely lady. South Korean."
    What a uniquely Theo quote.

    • @brrblue4201
      @brrblue4201 7 місяців тому +7

      Timestamp? Please

    • @BirbarianHomeGuard
      @BirbarianHomeGuard 7 місяців тому

      @@brrblue4201one hour mark approx

    • @spencer1774
      @spencer1774 7 місяців тому

      1:00:21@@brrblue4201

    • @pietskiet42-_
      @pietskiet42-_ 7 місяців тому +5

      We have a large part of our population in Southern Africa with exactly Theo vons mental state.....it's fuckin brilliant 😂😂😂

    • @richardlozano5273
      @richardlozano5273 7 місяців тому +1

      He’s just really slow

  • @adamsmith-wi3qg
    @adamsmith-wi3qg 8 місяців тому +439

    "I can't get a pot hole filled but you can fill a 9 year old" is the funniest and most messed up indictment of our government I've ever heard

    • @stevetanner1987
      @stevetanner1987 8 місяців тому +23

      I think he was genuinely upset when he was saying all that.

    • @adamsmith-wi3qg
      @adamsmith-wi3qg 8 місяців тому +14

      @@stevetanner1987 I live in the Philly suburbs and bought my first house a few years ago - I feel his pain. The roads are awful and I'm sure it's the same everywhere. Where are my taxes going 🤔

    • @discojohn8753
      @discojohn8753 8 місяців тому +2

      @@stevetanner1987 yeah he was, still funny

    • @tatersaladde09
      @tatersaladde09 8 місяців тому +7

      This fired me up so much lol so true

    • @brandond40
      @brandond40 8 місяців тому +3

      Lol i need a timestamp for this idk how i missed it

  • @Nalmtalmbout
    @Nalmtalmbout 8 місяців тому +420

    Whenever theo says the phrase "we had a guy" you know he boutta say something wild

    • @andrewfowler3452
      @andrewfowler3452 8 місяців тому +6

      I like it when Shane says it

    • @diddlez2
      @diddlez2 8 місяців тому +48

      you know he about to make something up real quick and its gonna sound made up

    • @Dan-sb2fb
      @Dan-sb2fb 8 місяців тому

      WE GOT GUYS @@andrewfowler3452

    • @chucky_90201
      @chucky_90201 8 місяців тому +2

      It never fails 😂

    • @bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
      @bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 8 місяців тому +8

      ​@@diddlez2some stuff might be embellishments, but hes just got a funny way with words and most of it is believable and probably true

  • @TheNick_16
    @TheNick_16 8 місяців тому +584

    theo calling lemaire a "dark oyster" had me rolling

  • @ferragamofalcon
    @ferragamofalcon 8 місяців тому +158

    “You ever hurt animals when you where little?” is a crazy ass question

    • @Civilmonkey1
      @Civilmonkey1 8 місяців тому +8

      why?
      ...and yes ofcourse

    • @Multimayhem45
      @Multimayhem45 8 місяців тому

      Yeah that stood out as well. Kids do fucked up shit. Everyone kills ants and no one bats an eye.

    • @keek1337
      @keek1337 8 місяців тому +17

      very normal thing outside of the city honestly and unfortunately lol

    • @jacknelson6010
      @jacknelson6010 7 місяців тому +10

      Idk pretty typical behavior for young boys. If your skinning the neighbors cat that’s one thing but merging a couple squirrels isn’t that out there imo.

    • @lo0nyt0onz
      @lo0nyt0onz 7 місяців тому

      Squirrel, chipmunk, farel cat, coyote
      Those are all pretty common things that get dispatched.
      Usually with the cats you want to get animal control. In the sticks and with feral cats alot just opt to dispatch them.

  • @conorurquhartcomedy
    @conorurquhartcomedy 8 місяців тому +246

    I continue to make the mistake of listening to the new episodes while I’m at the gym and looking like Joaquin Phoenix in joker in front of large amounts of people

    • @eastonadkins9568
      @eastonadkins9568 8 місяців тому +8

      very underrated

    • @dylanhensley2867
      @dylanhensley2867 8 місяців тому +29

      They wouldn’t get it.

    • @cartosnev4499
      @cartosnev4499 8 місяців тому +17

      nearly dropped a dumbbell on my damn head the other day, the dawgs nearly took me out

    • @TheJoshestWhite
      @TheJoshestWhite 8 місяців тому +1

      That's me on the bus right now😂

    • @michaelj6392
      @michaelj6392 8 місяців тому +1

      I have a condition

  • @ominouskelp1522
    @ominouskelp1522 8 місяців тому +223

    i like how shanes rug is just getting more dirty ever week

    • @ohnoooo5743
      @ohnoooo5743 8 місяців тому +6

      Shane can’t run a vacuum lol

    • @Contractorhouseguy
      @Contractorhouseguy 8 місяців тому +3

      Needs to be a serapi or an antique Tabriz tbh

    • @omgtheykilledkenny47
      @omgtheykilledkenny47 8 місяців тому +23

      Cleaning rugs is super gay so, until a woman moves in we’ll see the 50 shades work through.

    • @HeartlessWon506
      @HeartlessWon506 8 місяців тому +3

      Dirtier is a word

    • @mbc9290
      @mbc9290 8 місяців тому +2

      Hans will be cleaning it…. 😅

  • @miguelespino6087
    @miguelespino6087 8 місяців тому +74

    Seeing Theo in other podcast you can tell he’s a bit nervous but on here he’s killing it and being himself.

    • @Julesmarquette
      @Julesmarquette 8 місяців тому +13

      He’s also been off his antidepressants for about a month now, so he might still be dealing with withdrawals from that

    • @TaintWranglr
      @TaintWranglr 8 місяців тому +3

      hes a pathological liar.

    • @lourdehouse6080
      @lourdehouse6080 8 місяців тому

      @@TaintWranglr are you his psych? Any evidence to those baseless claims you sad little boy

    • @BelchingBeaver69
      @BelchingBeaver69 7 місяців тому +11

      @@TaintWranglrobsessed

    • @MilesWilliams88
      @MilesWilliams88 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@TaintWranglrHe's a comedian. They all are.

  • @chadriegel2832
    @chadriegel2832 8 місяців тому +102

    1:22:06 theo noticing how they drop pics in the pod is the funniest thing, noone else ever calls it out 😂

    • @Machinify
      @Machinify 8 місяців тому +2

      i died lmaooo

  • @nixel9691
    @nixel9691 8 місяців тому +330

    Theo Matt and Shane being in the same room is too much for me to handle all at once

    • @rustyshackleford6348
      @rustyshackleford6348 8 місяців тому +2

      It's heavy 🎉

    • @Flameb0
      @Flameb0 8 місяців тому +8

      i know what u mean… too many sexual feelings at once…

    • @sponkmcdonk3898
      @sponkmcdonk3898 8 місяців тому +12

      It’s pretty tame tbh

    • @Looneyboy
      @Looneyboy 8 місяців тому

      You must be a chick

    • @sp-ce
      @sp-ce 8 місяців тому +2

      Whoaaa how are you going to sleep tonight??!

  • @hobotamer9852
    @hobotamer9852 8 місяців тому +212

    “You ever hurt animals when you were little?” Is a wild thing to ask someone

    • @fuckcensorship69
      @fuckcensorship69 8 місяців тому +12

      He says it so casually

    • @BookerT69
      @BookerT69 8 місяців тому +10

      I used to feed frogs to my turtles. It was sick 🤙🏻🎅🏿

    • @williamboone8992
      @williamboone8992 8 місяців тому +2

      Very "guy" thing to say

    • @scumbaggo
      @scumbaggo 8 місяців тому +5

      @@williamboone8992 My stepdad used to brag about tying cats tails together and throwing them over the clothes line and watching them fight to the death. He was a very "manly" man.

    • @jasonflores5423
      @jasonflores5423 8 місяців тому +12

      @@scumbaggo sorry that he hurt you

  • @trentnoble10
    @trentnoble10 8 місяців тому +141

    Matt trying to drink from a cup with no water more than once is WILD!

    • @henoktesfaldet4517
      @henoktesfaldet4517 8 місяців тому +12

      Must be a bit now. He does it every week

    • @malmstrim
      @malmstrim 8 місяців тому +10

      Memory loss from drinking a lot is a hell of a thing

    • @JK-ff1ft
      @JK-ff1ft 8 місяців тому

      He was nervous. It’s like sucking a nipple he does it to calm himself down

    • @crisrokke9783
      @crisrokke9783 8 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Jsmitt716
      @Jsmitt716 8 місяців тому +5

      That's a thirsty dogg

  • @mateoburgoslacoss9080
    @mateoburgoslacoss9080 8 місяців тому +137

    Matt looking and still drinking a whole empty glass of water at 17:00 was hilarious

    • @incrediblystupid9244
      @incrediblystupid9244 8 місяців тому +22

      lmaooo that's hilarious. Gotta give homie credit though, that last drop was likely in his line of sight and not the cameras. That last dribble is crucial if you commit to the beverage grab haha.

    • @nickmoore360
      @nickmoore360 8 місяців тому +36

      @@incrediblystupid9244 How about when he does it again at 28:55 and 32:55?

    • @mateoburgoslacoss9080
      @mateoburgoslacoss9080 8 місяців тому +12

      @@nickmoore360 gotta respect the commitment to the bit

    • @nothanks9503
      @nothanks9503 8 місяців тому +13

      @@nickmoore360I heard that headphone only and put on the video to see if I was right I knew he was laughing into a totally empty dry cup

    • @BlastinRope
      @BlastinRope 8 місяців тому +14

      theres an episode with SWIM wheres theres a momentary break in conversation and both of the mccuskers simultaneously reach for glasses that arent there, its in his DNA

  • @laufmin
    @laufmin 8 місяців тому +307

    It’s hysterical to see Theo Von mature while Shane and Matt pick up on it and play along.

    • @mikejames7684
      @mikejames7684 8 місяців тому +13

      Yeah he’s like 15 years older than them

    • @mallstar5340
      @mallstar5340 8 місяців тому +41

      @@mikejames7684theo-1980 matt-86 shane-87
      So basically you just made some shit up when they meant he wasn’t using his particular brand of comedy and kind of stayed lowkey rather than saying outlandish shit every 2 minutes

    • @ljavwa3459
      @ljavwa3459 8 місяців тому

      ​@@mallstar5340sO bAsIcAlLy 🤡

    • @erikkassner9324
      @erikkassner9324 8 місяців тому

      @@mallstar5340what’s that thing in your ass?

    • @NotAfraid280
      @NotAfraid280 8 місяців тому

      @@mallstar5340get his ass

  • @alwayzchillin0714
    @alwayzchillin0714 8 місяців тому +72

    Anytime Theo gives you a, "Uhhhhhh..." gold is sure to follow.🤣

  • @jasonc3267
    @jasonc3267 8 місяців тому +207

    Stealing someone’s balcony is the funniest thing ever. I’m glad Theo backed it up with proof

  • @avalanchearts9966
    @avalanchearts9966 8 місяців тому +145

    The world needs a lot more Matt and Theo

    • @PolishGypski
      @PolishGypski 8 місяців тому +1

      Could he have been anymore correct?

    • @theartsyintuitive
      @theartsyintuitive 8 місяців тому +4

      The vibe is on

    • @nothanks9503
      @nothanks9503 8 місяців тому +1

      Matt Theo Duncan and Shane would be a gathering of the titans tbh

  • @ted.the.human1
    @ted.the.human1 8 місяців тому +221

    Haven't watched yet but I can already feel the fabrics of reality melting apart with matt and Theo in the same room

    • @samcrowe8477
      @samcrowe8477 8 місяців тому +12

      The holiest of scrolls

    • @ScorpionP2C
      @ScorpionP2C 8 місяців тому +3

      Watch Shanes face throughout, you will see confusion but you will also see enlightenment.
      Mostly confusion though

    • @annemains4415
      @annemains4415 8 місяців тому +1

      Beta fish bangin together

    • @Speedster_2451
      @Speedster_2451 8 місяців тому

      ​@@ScorpionP2C unfortunately Shane seems to be talking to Matt most of the time. 😢

  • @two-ez
    @two-ez 8 місяців тому +296

    Shane is that friend that has everyone take off their shoes while he wears his special house shoes

    • @DavidPerez-sj6md
      @DavidPerez-sj6md 8 місяців тому +12

      I do that, but I also offer some slides if they want

    • @justincornejo6211
      @justincornejo6211 8 місяців тому

      That’s a crazy detail you caught! Hilarious!

    • @jadenlife
      @jadenlife 8 місяців тому +5

      They're house shoes. That's what they're for 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @antayze
      @antayze 8 місяців тому +2

      @@DavidPerez-sj6mdyou’re a nice guy

    • @Fingeringmyboarddude
      @Fingeringmyboarddude 7 місяців тому

      Well yeah it’s his house

  • @NatsTown
    @NatsTown 8 місяців тому +18

    Theo seems like he's having a great time and it genuinely makes me happy

  • @conorokeefe918
    @conorokeefe918 8 місяців тому +394

    Gilly and Keeves NEED to make an Autism Powers skit ASAP 😂😂😂

    • @rawmakers
      @rawmakers 8 місяців тому +5

      That would be gold

    • @HashbrownGokusan
      @HashbrownGokusan 8 місяців тому +1

      That shit had me craacked

    • @ermackoresh6282
      @ermackoresh6282 8 місяців тому +4

      Bro it can go so many ways. Austin Powers, Autistic Power Rangers, or Autistic Axis in WWII

    • @HashbrownGokusan
      @HashbrownGokusan 8 місяців тому +12

      @@ermackoresh6282 Stone Cold Steve Autism

    • @joshuausher8881
      @joshuausher8881 8 місяців тому

      Yes😂

  • @jefffontana3095
    @jefffontana3095 8 місяців тому +127

    The boys lifting up Guard Dawg and asking to do a guest spot is the shit I love to see. Keep killing it Guardini 💪🏼😂

    • @Hooz97
      @Hooz97 8 місяців тому +12

      This needs more likes. Shane doing that for guard dog shows his true colors - the super star has been blessed

    • @nickjohnson1178
      @nickjohnson1178 8 місяців тому +13

      Jesus dude this really is a friend simulator for some of you the way you talk about they strangers

    • @Calzaghe83
      @Calzaghe83 8 місяців тому +4

      Shane is just hoping some of that Gardini Super Star energy rubs off on him.

    • @Tiegur
      @Tiegur 8 місяців тому

      After party at mister tramps

    • @single_dad_of3
      @single_dad_of3 8 місяців тому +1

      guard dog got the biggest laugh from Theo with the skydive dog phone in front of the camera technique lol

  • @gregbeck906
    @gregbeck906 8 місяців тому +16

    This should be a monthly get together, much appreciated!

  • @davidalvarado7742
    @davidalvarado7742 8 місяців тому +74

    My favorite thing is when Theo randomly busts out a 4 or 5 syllable word. It’s unexpected every time

  • @tjlovesfights
    @tjlovesfights 8 місяців тому +59

    I’ve been praying for Theo to be on here. God Bless you Shane and Matt. I was having a stressful day but now I feel much better!

    • @cartergrant6504
      @cartergrant6504 8 місяців тому +6

      Bro I watch your channel, didn't know you were a dawg

    • @tjlovesfights
      @tjlovesfights 8 місяців тому +7

      @@cartergrant6504 Been barking since 2021

    • @blainechild9068
      @blainechild9068 8 місяців тому

      You have exited reality

    • @JM-bu1ty
      @JM-bu1ty 8 місяців тому

      I love your channel man! Didn’t know you was a DAWG

  • @dillinghamerboy25
    @dillinghamerboy25 8 місяців тому +89

    I could listen to Matt and Theo bring up wild characters from their childhoods all day babyboii.

  • @gregmartinez7881
    @gregmartinez7881 8 місяців тому +7

    “So what’re you talking… what’re you saying when you say something… like whenever you just said something.” Theo kills me dude

  • @MertSu66
    @MertSu66 8 місяців тому +1297

    Hell yeah. Love these 3 negaz

  • @ksleep5715
    @ksleep5715 8 місяців тому +150

    “I saw his sister not too long ago at a crafts store” is one of the funniest throw away comments of all time.

  • @brendansage4470
    @brendansage4470 8 місяців тому +5

    These guys getting together is a real answer to prayers around the nation.

  • @RespectProcess
    @RespectProcess 8 місяців тому +38

    I been waiting for this longer than Theos father waited to conceive him

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 8 місяців тому

      Where my nick-er-aguans at??

  • @braindeadmonkee
    @braindeadmonkee 8 місяців тому +17

    41:09 matt wiggling his legs while he laughs like a little kid is hilarious

    • @jonbarron8049
      @jonbarron8049 7 місяців тому +2

      He looks like a happy little elf

  • @Dakota-eu6pq
    @Dakota-eu6pq 8 місяців тому +18

    “ you think you could get tall enough away from being gay.” God I love Theo

  • @Nckzta
    @Nckzta 8 місяців тому +72

    The fact Lemaire killed small animals as a child makes total sense

    • @piratedre4d
      @piratedre4d 8 місяців тому +4

      chalk it up to the tism and it's not so bad 😁

    • @kalashnikov161
      @kalashnikov161 8 місяців тому +17

      Yeah Lemaire has this Lennie of Mice and Men aura

    • @BradyStevenson-lh4bt
      @BradyStevenson-lh4bt 8 місяців тому +3

      Probably just trying to love em really hard

    • @puddintaine4556
      @puddintaine4556 8 місяців тому +4

      ​@@kalashnikov161can I keep him, George?..

    • @deezlesteezle
      @deezlesteezle 8 місяців тому

      Someone came back to get their frog, just to see that it had been crushed! 😢

  • @Mondlicht333
    @Mondlicht333 6 місяців тому +6

    27:33 The Proto-Indo Europeans (Aryans) lived in the Russian Steppes and migrated to the Indus Valley from Iran, it’s no longer speculation based on linguistics because modern genetics studies support this. Iran means “land of the Aryans” but a modern Iranian isn’t necessarily the same as an ancient Iranian, though their language and culture largely descend from the Indo-Aryans (who were indeed horse/chariot riders like Matt said). Northern Europeans have the most Steppe ancestry in Europe, and Northwest Indians have a higher percentage than Southern Indians. Almost every culture and language in Europe descends largely from the Proto-Indo-Europeans, Hindi and Hinduism do also, and so does a lot of Iranian culture (though it’s been influenced by Arabs also).

  • @ZChoate
    @ZChoate 8 місяців тому +110

    Theo: Shit is dangerous
    Matt: There's dogshit everywhere
    Theo: Dogshit is nothing
    Matt: Really?
    *And we're off*
    2:55

    • @SleepyLabrador-dp6em
      @SleepyLabrador-dp6em 8 місяців тому

      How is that funny? If he didn't have a dumb accent would you still think that was funny? Wheres the funny part?

    • @nagle4407
      @nagle4407 8 місяців тому +1

      Perfect comment 😂

    • @ZChoate
      @ZChoate 8 місяців тому +10

      ​@@SleepyLabrador-dp6em it's funny that two grown men in their 40s could have strong opposing positions on dog shit, and Matt's intrigue at the opposing standpoint is the cherry on top.

    • @SleepyLabrador-dp6em
      @SleepyLabrador-dp6em 8 місяців тому

      @@ZChoate thats just Theo saying nonsense in a dumb accent. Its not like he believes what he says

    • @Zooterman
      @Zooterman 8 місяців тому +9

      @@SleepyLabrador-dp6embro you’re so cool and think nothing is funny bro omg you should be a comedian bro you know what is funny and what is not when is your next set bro ill have to pull up

  • @vijaysingh-mg2cw
    @vijaysingh-mg2cw 8 місяців тому +33

    Matt giggling at 36:08 when Lemaire knows the year the Rock returned is so funny

    • @bigpictureguys8415
      @bigpictureguys8415 8 місяців тому

      I looked it up immediately 😆. You weren’t wrong

    • @vijaysingh-mg2cw
      @vijaysingh-mg2cw 8 місяців тому

      ​@@bigpictureguys8415it's hilarious because his reaction is completely normal, while Shane's confidence in knowing he'd get it just seems like a bit

    • @JaxonBurn
      @JaxonBurn 7 місяців тому

      A classic black nerd

  • @justinianDT
    @justinianDT 8 місяців тому +45

    I think my favorite part of the Austin cast is we can see exactly how dirty the rug is getting week to week. The same white spots have been on the floor by Matt since they started in Austin and more keep popping up every week.

    • @jordanam1234
      @jordanam1234 8 місяців тому +3

      Zooming is a crime

    • @dustinhays992
      @dustinhays992 8 місяців тому +1

      As a housekeeper.. I've wanted to vacuum that damn carpet since day one.

  • @Derek_Keenan
    @Derek_Keenan 8 місяців тому +11

    7 minutes in and Theo is talking about how "people were always stealin' our balcony"...yessir 👍😂

  • @bigredactionsportsstuff1245
    @bigredactionsportsstuff1245 8 місяців тому +23

    Theo seems like he’d fit into the McCusker clan

  • @kristoferaigner4905
    @kristoferaigner4905 8 місяців тому +36

    The smartest thing I've ever heard Theo say: "When an old dude takes his shirt off, he's gonna throw a grenade." Leave it to Shane and Matt to bring the best out of their guests!

  • @StonkeyDomp
    @StonkeyDomp 8 місяців тому +4

    The stolen balcony is wild! The picture to back it up makes me no longer question the validity of any of his stories.

    • @peytonthompson1043
      @peytonthompson1043 7 місяців тому +1

      Why do I keep finding comments when it reaches the time stamp… universe is strange

  • @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13
    @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13 8 місяців тому +7

    "I can't get a fuckin' pothole filled, but they can get a nine year old filled in the middle of the fuckin' ocean." Geezus wept Theo 🤣🤣🤣
    Bro's a stream of consciousness.

  • @BigJonkulous
    @BigJonkulous 8 місяців тому +16

    Katt being called "The Dark Narc" is amazing

  • @carterchandler8336
    @carterchandler8336 8 місяців тому +88

    Been waiting for this crossover for years. Praise be to the Dawgs.

  • @frankskiba9333
    @frankskiba9333 7 місяців тому +1

    Have never watched this podcast, but Shane is like a rocket in the comedy genre. Just watched Matt’s special and I’m ready for it.

  • @gotsouced4943
    @gotsouced4943 8 місяців тому +52

    Took long enough for Shane and Theo to get together again on a podcast I'm pumped right up down to earth comedians getting together and making great entertainment

  • @chodie1fan21
    @chodie1fan21 8 місяців тому +72

    Matt trying to drink out of an empty cup the whole podcast is wild.

    • @notagiantseaslug5523
      @notagiantseaslug5523 7 місяців тому +1

      Someone needs to get that man a glass of water. We need our Shaman fully hydrated.

  • @jc8528
    @jc8528 8 місяців тому +12

    I love how Matt fills in the blank quiet areas that Shane doesn't sometimes. Great Duo. Love the podcast!

  • @kellymichaelskelton913
    @kellymichaelskelton913 8 місяців тому +28

    How unbelievably lucky are we that we’re not only living in an era of extremely talented comedians but also the ability to have a weekly podcast from them. Wow.

  • @bockjitsu
    @bockjitsu 8 місяців тому +10

    The dawgs have delivered the masterclass of podcasts with this one

  • @space_1073
    @space_1073 8 місяців тому +2

    Just Theo and Matt in the same room is all I've wanted since Shane guested on this past weekend 😂

  • @Grom-rl8bm
    @Grom-rl8bm 8 місяців тому +9

    Three completely different types of chaos in one room 😂

  • @braedendavis8972
    @braedendavis8972 8 місяців тому +7

    Theo doesn’t even have to try to be funny! He just rambles and it’s HILARIOUS!

  • @rovingmauler7410
    @rovingmauler7410 8 місяців тому +28

    This podcast makes $479,000 a month on Patreon alone.
    We need more ad reads to supplement that income.

    • @teocantsleep4611
      @teocantsleep4611 8 місяців тому +2

      Definitely needs more ads

    • @anamorphosis7234
      @anamorphosis7234 7 місяців тому +1

      *hand wringing intensifies*

    • @ellaisboring
      @ellaisboring 7 місяців тому +1

      Wow that is mental, could pay off my house with that

  • @alexbrint3798
    @alexbrint3798 8 місяців тому +25

    Matt & Theo are alternate reality versions of eachother that accidentally slipped into the other's alternate reality and has had no clue how to get back

  • @itmeurdad
    @itmeurdad 8 місяців тому +48

    Shane nodding solemnly along to one of Theo's classic "we had a guy..." story four minutes in is exactly what I expected.
    And yes, of course the guy died.

  • @ambss222
    @ambss222 4 дні тому +2

    Yall called the diddy parties being exposed 😂

  • @john_hourihan
    @john_hourihan 8 місяців тому +13

    It’s so funny when guests call out Shane for his greed. Possibly my favorite running joke on MSSP

  • @juancarlo888
    @juancarlo888 8 місяців тому +11

    Theo and the Shaman, together at last.

  • @BobbyDirt
    @BobbyDirt 8 місяців тому +13

    Shane should definitely have won. His are the only specials I actually laugh through.

    • @johnorson6907
      @johnorson6907 8 місяців тому +3

      His last special was mid at best and Matt’s was hard to watch

    • @kingaethelwulf2
      @kingaethelwulf2 8 місяців тому +4

      @@johnorson6907gay response

    • @johnorson6907
      @johnorson6907 8 місяців тому +2

      @@kingaethelwulf2 try not to drool on your gut, your mom has to wash that shirt

    • @BobbyDirt
      @BobbyDirt 8 місяців тому +3

      @@johnorson6907 Yea, I like Shane’s last one and the one before that better. But that makes the situation worse, because his worst material is still better than everyone else’s.

    • @Hardcastle83
      @Hardcastle83 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@johnorson6907Matt's was better than Theo's. A lot of these hilarious guys are insanely bad at standup.

  • @SsMesh480
    @SsMesh480 5 місяців тому +1

    Anything with Theo is entertaining 😅 when Theo says " I'm trying to think about what I'm thinking about' 😂😂😂

  • @rivdog6458
    @rivdog6458 8 місяців тому +5

    01:11:48 the shaman made Theo uncomfortable lol He’s on a different level

  • @brunodanner7777
    @brunodanner7777 8 місяців тому +147

    Love hearing Theo being disgusted with the sick politicians! Preach brother!

    • @dmannezy
      @dmannezy 8 місяців тому

      Same here fuck that guy in the back saying hey hey hey

    • @maxhefepman9233
      @maxhefepman9233 8 місяців тому +10

      Wow he's so brave and stunning. Being mad at politicians never heard that before

    • @brunodanner7777
      @brunodanner7777 8 місяців тому +15

      @maxhefepman9233 A bit harsh - remember that in todays world (especially the US), the punishment for openly challenging politicians can be fatal.

    • @dmannezy
      @dmannezy 8 місяців тому +1

      Amen

    • @maxhefepman9233
      @maxhefepman9233 8 місяців тому +5

      @@brunodanner7777 no it isnt. Him and his comedian buddies bitch about politics freely and all the time.

  • @soma7581
    @soma7581 8 місяців тому +17

    Damn! ive been wanting to see Theo + Matt, and Matt + Duncan for years now, and we get both finally within a month!

  • @ManofBepis
    @ManofBepis 5 місяців тому +8

    Y’all called the Diddy parties

    • @manioso77
      @manioso77 5 місяців тому

      Oh shiiit trueee

    • @bigben42
      @bigben42 4 місяці тому

      And David copperfield…and drake…and Epstein getting deleted…these boys are oracles

  • @Toxicity3431
    @Toxicity3431 8 місяців тому +27

    What I wouldn’t give for my three actual real life friends Theo Matt and Shane to do a regular cast together

  • @only_son5040
    @only_son5040 8 місяців тому +8

    Love Theo! Got back into wrestling for my older son whose 17. He's pretty much done with it but thankfully I have a 6 year old daughter who watches it with me and a 2 year old son who I hope loves wrestling. I'm carrying her to her first live show, Smackdown, next month. I'm pretty hyped on it dawgs

  • @blund.n4594
    @blund.n4594 6 днів тому +3

    Bro they called tf out of the diddy parties

  • @jonathanshields7414
    @jonathanshields7414 8 місяців тому +5

    I love that the backend Dawgs stepped up and used their mics on this one.

  • @ghettosled1976
    @ghettosled1976 10 днів тому +1

    Snitsky lives near me. I see him all the time. I gave him a Batman hitch plug. He’s like the nicest dude ever.

  • @Minkg415
    @Minkg415 8 місяців тому +8

    the cajun sensation came to salt and season the dawgs. we are eatin' well tonight bois

    • @absentstars474
      @absentstars474 8 місяців тому +1

      Hes not cajun

    • @IAmTheJRex
      @IAmTheJRex 8 місяців тому +1

      @@absentstars474 no one cares, hes from Louisiana, close enough. always some edgy cringelord trying to ruin someone's fun on the internet. be better.

    • @absentstars474
      @absentstars474 8 місяців тому

      @@IAmTheJRex you sound vaccinated.

    • @IAmTheJRex
      @IAmTheJRex 8 місяців тому

      @@absentstars474 you sound sad and bitter.

    • @absentstars474
      @absentstars474 8 місяців тому

      @@IAmTheJRex no you

  • @drunkenmmamaster419
    @drunkenmmamaster419 8 місяців тому +17

    Been dying to see Matt and Theo together on a pod 😂

  • @johnaddi6654
    @johnaddi6654 8 місяців тому +5

    This podcast is so good hopefully they run this back

  • @inscrutable67
    @inscrutable67 8 місяців тому +7

    fun story, so Im on ep 147,
    just finished the old test, absolute legends,
    but Im on tiktok this morning and I see a clip of "the dark nark", hilarious
    then my 2 new office chairs show up, built in leg rest!
    I was thinking about what to put on while I build them
    so ya imma check this out while I put these chairs together, thats a sign from the shaman that I need to jump ahead to a current ep this time

  • @dklwos8088
    @dklwos8088 8 місяців тому +27

    Well this about to be legendary. Praise the dawgz.

  • @owenbruce4632
    @owenbruce4632 8 місяців тому +6

    I’ve been awaiting this for some time. The dawgs have truly been blessed

  • @OrangutanLips
    @OrangutanLips 8 місяців тому +7

    I want these 3 relationship to thrive.

  • @rdel2007
    @rdel2007 8 місяців тому +5

    Theo is happier more than ever! Great to see

  • @NM50555
    @NM50555 8 місяців тому +10

    Theo forgets he's the guest, his anxiety kicks in, and he feels he has to keep the conversation from reaching the "awkward silence"

  • @TheGyronator69
    @TheGyronator69 8 місяців тому +11

    Last night I was watching a modern family episode on TV of a guy losing his shorts and falling in a pool trying to get a drone with a pool skimmer…and today Shane says the very same thing. Is this how schizophrenia starts?

    • @zeze3305
      @zeze3305 8 місяців тому

      You are only now becoming aware of it 😳

    • @mrbeefy604
      @mrbeefy604 8 місяців тому +1

      No you're just in your own Truman Show.
      Wave to the Camera!

    • @TheGyronator69
      @TheGyronator69 8 місяців тому

      @@zeze3305 the episode of modern family or my decent into madness?

  • @drewprosser8861
    @drewprosser8861 8 місяців тому +4

    You can tell how excited matt was to meet Theo the shaman is charged up

  • @Domvelando
    @Domvelando 8 місяців тому +6

    I kinda got the feeling that Theo wanted to be the only guy in the room who had a guy growing up

    • @japiro14
      @japiro14 8 місяців тому

      Theo can't stop lying its fucking annoying

  • @closequarters4575
    @closequarters4575 5 місяців тому

    Theo and Matt talking about out their childhoods is the best thing in podcasting.

  • @myselfmyself3872
    @myselfmyself3872 8 місяців тому +6

    Theo is truly like no one else in the very best way possible. Thoughtful, funny. Sometimes deckless.

  • @zaneprice6560
    @zaneprice6560 5 місяців тому +1

    This is the only podcast where I don’t skip the ads

  • @snoookie456
    @snoookie456 8 місяців тому +13

    Got laid today, had a nice breakfast, a nice cup of coffee, it was sunny, but the highlight of my day was hearing Theo call Katt "the dark narc".

  • @DukeGouliez
    @DukeGouliez 8 місяців тому +5

    So we just gonna blow right past Theo saying Blonkie like it’s a thing 😂