Ep 476 - Blonkies (feat. Theo Von)

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @mattandshanessecretpodcast9138
    @mattandshanessecretpodcast9138  10 місяців тому +217

    Go See Shane Live in IL / MO / WI @ shanemgillis.com
    Go See Matt Live in SAN DIEGO / ST. LOUIS / GASHVILLE @ mattmccusker.com
    Go See Theo @ www.theovon.com/
    Go see Shawn and Lemeezy in Tampa Jan 12 & 13 @ sunshinecomedyfest.com/
    Go See Shawn Gardini at Cap City in Austin Texas on Jan 24 if you'd like @ www.capcitycomedy.com/shows/245733

    • @dreams7074
      @dreams7074 10 місяців тому +12

      No

    • @Derpk-rt9by
      @Derpk-rt9by 10 місяців тому +2

      HAIL TO THE VICTORS VIALENT, HAIL TO THE TO THE CQUERING HEROS! HAIL! HAIL! TO MICHIGAN THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WEST!!! GO BLUE!!!!!!!

    • @trapchurches555
      @trapchurches555 10 місяців тому +3

      Gashville lmfao 😊

    • @chucky_90201
      @chucky_90201 10 місяців тому +1

      God bless the cast 🤙🏻😎

    • @Comedypodcastcompany
      @Comedypodcastcompany 10 місяців тому

      Great, Shane the Gay is coming to IL. Hopefully he leaves quickly

  • @MacAttack1776
    @MacAttack1776 10 місяців тому +4997

    I’ve been waiting for the Theo McCusker crossover for so long 🙌🏻🤣

    • @James-xj3bl
      @James-xj3bl 10 місяців тому +216

      I love when these happen and you can feel all the other viewers drinking beer simultaneously from behind their screens

    • @davidAmat_77
      @davidAmat_77 10 місяців тому +48

      @@James-xj3blhow tf did you know

    • @davidAmat_77
      @davidAmat_77 10 місяців тому +31

      Opened UA-cam and said can’t wait

    • @genemalinowski
      @genemalinowski 10 місяців тому +3

      😂

    • @corneliusthecrowtamer1937
      @corneliusthecrowtamer1937 10 місяців тому +43

      Oh dang, a real meeting of the minds. That's what I said to myself as I clicked

  • @SmokedPaprikas
    @SmokedPaprikas 10 місяців тому +1858

    Calling Katt Williams the Dark Narc is such a poetic and comical label lol. Theo is a word magician.

  • @BigJon94
    @BigJon94 10 місяців тому +1999

    The Rat King and The Dawgs. I could watch these guys try not to be openly right wing for 1000 years. Praise the Lord baby

    • @torreydavis6590
      @torreydavis6590 10 місяців тому

      It’s not right wing to remember Epstein and our fucked government. Also I’m gay.

    • @nectarshrub
      @nectarshrub 10 місяців тому +58

      Lmfao

    • @keithwahrer2223
      @keithwahrer2223 10 місяців тому +46

      That’s hilarious

    • @nickfonseca484
      @nickfonseca484 10 місяців тому +42

      Lmaooo props, made me actually laugh

    • @Calzaghe83
      @Calzaghe83 10 місяців тому +44

      Inshallah

  • @Swoozy724
    @Swoozy724 10 місяців тому +919

    I love how Theo starts a sentence without having any clue how it’s going to end.

    • @TaintWranglr
      @TaintWranglr 10 місяців тому +27

      because hes a pathhological liar.

    • @aaronoechsle3434
      @aaronoechsle3434 10 місяців тому +87

      @@TaintWranglrhe’s a comedian.. that’s his shtick. You must live a boring life brotha

    • @TaintWranglr
      @TaintWranglr 10 місяців тому +17

      @@aaronoechsle3434 he literally can't have a normal conversation without making up a lie.

    • @TripleEightss
      @TripleEightss 10 місяців тому +19

      @@TaintWranglrthe lies are funny though.

    • @TaintWranglr
      @TaintWranglr 10 місяців тому +7

      @@TripleEightss agreed but not when it's every sentence

  • @joef1299
    @joef1299 10 місяців тому +2822

    Shane being on carnivore diet this soon after moving to Austin is hilarious.

    • @mactallica9293
      @mactallica9293 10 місяців тому +221

      Wait till he learns the truth about the moon landings and pyramids

    • @goatpepperherbaltea7895
      @goatpepperherbaltea7895 10 місяців тому +464

      Eventually he will fully be unfunny and that’ll be pretty funny

    • @friskydingo2961
      @friskydingo2961 10 місяців тому +74

      Carnival diet

    • @seedythomp4388
      @seedythomp4388 10 місяців тому +41

      He’s talked about trying keto/carnivore before, probably just a New Year’s resolution more than anything

    • @friskydingo2961
      @friskydingo2961 10 місяців тому +11

      Ta keto

  • @SonStashu
    @SonStashu 10 місяців тому +406

    I love that they constantly have guests now but dont be afraid to just do a classic mssp, the 1v1 with shane and matt really is something special on its own

    • @chrisk1180
      @chrisk1180 10 місяців тому +27

      Yeah but we always got time for Theo!

    • @Eddie0102
      @Eddie0102 10 місяців тому +75

      They’ve done a few since they’ve been here. I’ll never complain about them bringing dudes on who will add to the element. Keep Bert Kreischer out of the sacred den by any means tho lol

    • @wmfbmp5743
      @wmfbmp5743 10 місяців тому +13

      I actually prefer no guest.. of course it's still good with a guest, but just those two is always great. sometimes a guest will throw off the vibe

    • @DefineLines
      @DefineLines 10 місяців тому +3

      They're literally the best eps.

    • @justinarnold6044
      @justinarnold6044 10 місяців тому +6

      @@Eddie0102this can’t get enough thumbs up.

  • @hehakawanbli444
    @hehakawanbli444 10 місяців тому +1064

    Theo calling Matt and Shane gay off the bat is exactly what I was expecting from this legendary podcast 😂

    • @chinqlinq89
      @chinqlinq89 10 місяців тому +62

      Best defense is a GOOD OFFENSE! 😂

    • @deezlesteezle
      @deezlesteezle 10 місяців тому

      WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!

    • @Pestilence-Da-Plague
      @Pestilence-Da-Plague 10 місяців тому +40

      Mckusky going on the defensive was funny, started pokin holes in all theos bits.

    • @vaughncollins1386
      @vaughncollins1386 10 місяців тому

      @@Pestilence-Da-PlagueMatt is gay accept it

    • @richardhumphrey2421
      @richardhumphrey2421 8 місяців тому +10

      Got real defensive real quick, you can't say your on the carnivore diet without saying No Diddy! Shane n Matt are gays😂

  • @0scarWalsh
    @0scarWalsh 10 місяців тому +826

    "We had a Chinese waitress earlier, a lovely lady. South Korean."
    What a uniquely Theo quote.

    • @brrblue4201
      @brrblue4201 9 місяців тому +8

      Timestamp? Please

    • @BirbarianHomeGuard
      @BirbarianHomeGuard 9 місяців тому

      @@brrblue4201one hour mark approx

    • @spencer1774
      @spencer1774 9 місяців тому

      1:00:21@@brrblue4201

    • @pietskiet42-_
      @pietskiet42-_ 9 місяців тому +6

      We have a large part of our population in Southern Africa with exactly Theo vons mental state.....it's fuckin brilliant 😂😂😂

    • @richardlozano5273
      @richardlozano5273 9 місяців тому +1

      He’s just really slow

  • @a-3338
    @a-3338 10 місяців тому +625

    When Theo says some weird shit completely unprovoked, Shane laughs and old musty Mccusker sits there straight faced like “so tell me more about what you mean by that” 😂😂 I fucking love it

    • @learntoswim9050
      @learntoswim9050 10 місяців тому +36

      He's pulling a rogan but on purpose

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 10 місяців тому +5

      Ol’ Musty Mccusky

    • @a-3338
      @a-3338 8 місяців тому +1

      @@learntoswim9050 the true shaman

    • @nothanks9503
      @nothanks9503 2 місяці тому

      He should bust out a own and notes or at least a flute

  • @moneyhoney606
    @moneyhoney606 10 місяців тому +775

    This episode was amazing. Like two Ninja Turtles hanging with a Power Ranger.

    • @swordsesame1837
      @swordsesame1837 10 місяців тому +20

      EXCELLENT way to describe the dynamic 😂😂😂

    • @feezible
      @feezible 10 місяців тому +2

      Indeed

    • @tnixx10
      @tnixx10 10 місяців тому +5

      Now THIS is an underrated comment 🤣👏👏👏👏

    • @harrydibden3365
      @harrydibden3365 10 місяців тому

      Perfection

    • @dysonspheretxi
      @dysonspheretxi 10 місяців тому

      nerd

  • @6519980407
    @6519980407 10 місяців тому +747

    So happy that my friend Theo finally met my two friends Matt and Shane

    • @robin1541
      @robin1541 10 місяців тому +84

      Also I’m gay

    • @Spartan-uk4qk
      @Spartan-uk4qk 10 місяців тому +21

      Haha yes dude. I don't even use last names when I talk about them anymore

    • @thatgreenslime9517
      @thatgreenslime9517 10 місяців тому +1

      You have friend?

    • @porfirioErodriguez
      @porfirioErodriguez 10 місяців тому +7

      We all feel that way man. if anything this was to short.

    • @Nswix
      @Nswix 10 місяців тому +28

      Wait until he meets my best friend Nick Mullen.

  • @philmccrakin9782
    @philmccrakin9782 10 місяців тому +184

    One of the producers holding up a picture on a phone to the camera is the reason I'll never stop watching this podcast.

  • @chucknorrisffs
    @chucknorrisffs 10 місяців тому +677

    "They can fill a 9 year old in the middle of the ocean but can't fill a pothole..."
    Theo can be a legendary poet sometimes..

    • @suntzu6122
      @suntzu6122 10 місяців тому +5

      Theo is so fkn smart. Lol

    • @MOW262
      @MOW262 8 місяців тому

      Spitting govt facts. Fuck Biden and Trump

  • @slinkygecko2757
    @slinkygecko2757 10 місяців тому +614

    "We had a Chinese waitress today, beautiful lady - South Korean" -Theo

    • @slimdaniels3322
      @slimdaniels3322 10 місяців тому +19

      I could tell she was into the blues

    • @Aldertheman
      @Aldertheman 10 місяців тому +10

      Bobby’s gonna be pissed 😂😂

    • @robinsonshawqx
      @robinsonshawqx 10 місяців тому +1

      Thanks American daddies for doing our leaders' job.

    • @ZeroESG.goopootoob
      @ZeroESG.goopootoob 10 місяців тому +1

      *...
      Or,
      *;
      But, yeah. Haha! A gem.

  • @TheNick_16
    @TheNick_16 10 місяців тому +598

    theo calling lemaire a "dark oyster" had me rolling

  • @biggstankk420
    @biggstankk420 7 місяців тому +230

    Matt predicting the Diddy thing is absolutely wild. His knowledge of the future is astounding. Praise be the Shaman

    • @rakim126
      @rakim126 7 місяців тому +5

      "Did he?"

    • @leeward6762
      @leeward6762 6 місяців тому +13

      ​@@rakim126yeah around 17:45 he says "the diddy parties are next, ppl keep talking about the diddy parties" then theo talks about Katt Williams 😂

    • @stanktaint15
      @stanktaint15 6 місяців тому +4

      ​​@@leeward6762that's because katt was the one that predicted the diddy parties 😂?

    • @Jerryattrickliverspottedhands
      @Jerryattrickliverspottedhands 6 місяців тому

      @@stanktaint15people have been talking about this for yeeeears, it’s just popular now.

    • @docterblood
      @docterblood 6 місяців тому +5

      None one there including Katt predicted it. It was years of this. Even when he was caught being a weird too in character Joker on in the video a while back.

  • @jacktabomb
    @jacktabomb 10 місяців тому +252

    “If he didn’t expose black Hollywood I was coming next”-Matt McCusker

  • @adamsmith-wi3qg
    @adamsmith-wi3qg 10 місяців тому +453

    "I can't get a pot hole filled but you can fill a 9 year old" is the funniest and most messed up indictment of our government I've ever heard

    • @stevetanner1987
      @stevetanner1987 10 місяців тому +24

      I think he was genuinely upset when he was saying all that.

    • @adamsmith-wi3qg
      @adamsmith-wi3qg 10 місяців тому +14

      @@stevetanner1987 I live in the Philly suburbs and bought my first house a few years ago - I feel his pain. The roads are awful and I'm sure it's the same everywhere. Where are my taxes going 🤔

    • @discojohn8753
      @discojohn8753 10 місяців тому +2

      @@stevetanner1987 yeah he was, still funny

    • @tatersaladde09
      @tatersaladde09 10 місяців тому +7

      This fired me up so much lol so true

    • @brandond40
      @brandond40 10 місяців тому +3

      Lol i need a timestamp for this idk how i missed it

  • @Nalmtalmbout
    @Nalmtalmbout 10 місяців тому +440

    Whenever theo says the phrase "we had a guy" you know he boutta say something wild

    • @andrewfowler3452
      @andrewfowler3452 10 місяців тому +7

      I like it when Shane says it

    • @diddlez2
      @diddlez2 10 місяців тому +48

      you know he about to make something up real quick and its gonna sound made up

    • @Dan-sb2fb
      @Dan-sb2fb 10 місяців тому

      WE GOT GUYS @@andrewfowler3452

    • @chucky_90201
      @chucky_90201 10 місяців тому +2

      It never fails 😂

    • @bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
      @bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 10 місяців тому +8

      ​@@diddlez2some stuff might be embellishments, but hes just got a funny way with words and most of it is believable and probably true

  • @HeffyGames
    @HeffyGames Місяць тому +47

    The Diddy party segment aged like wine

    • @mack9225
      @mack9225 22 дні тому +3

      What are you talking about? The whole controversy was already known at the time

    • @mattmarzula
      @mattmarzula 10 днів тому

      ​@@mack9225known by who? The media suppressed a lot. All anyone knew for sure in January of 2024 was allegations from Cassandra Ventura over sexual abuse. The public eye didn't turn its gaze to this story until April 2024. Then again, I guess you're just so hip and with it.

    • @Johnholmswannabe
      @Johnholmswannabe 6 днів тому +1

      @@mack9225you got owned

    • @jacobhamilton6385
      @jacobhamilton6385 2 дні тому +1

      @@mack9225I’m sure you’re a fine person and I say this with no true hate. But get shit on

  • @rileygroh9593
    @rileygroh9593 10 місяців тому +260

    I must point out the fact that Matt takes a drink from an empty glass at least twice during this pod. God bless the dawgs.

    • @justinstation9969
      @justinstation9969 10 місяців тому +20

      Yeah and a couple awkward quiet moments

    • @papadragon1739
      @papadragon1739 10 місяців тому +5

      Oh yeah it was twice, 32:55

    • @Demion83
      @Demion83 10 місяців тому +10

      ​@@georgec5212hope redbar makes a big deal out of it.

    • @RomeroPortero
      @RomeroPortero 10 місяців тому +17

      Lmao those nerves are at work. This is like chilling with your bro when his cool older Southern cousin comes over.

    • @WallhacksYT
      @WallhacksYT 10 місяців тому

      ​@@Demion83 I think matt shane and theo are a few of the only comics he doesn't outright hate so he might be safe 😂

  • @nixel9691
    @nixel9691 10 місяців тому +332

    Theo Matt and Shane being in the same room is too much for me to handle all at once

    • @rustyshackleford6348
      @rustyshackleford6348 10 місяців тому +2

      It's heavy 🎉

    • @Flameb0
      @Flameb0 10 місяців тому +9

      i know what u mean… too many sexual feelings at once…

    • @sponkmcdonk3898
      @sponkmcdonk3898 10 місяців тому +13

      It’s pretty tame tbh

    • @Looneyboy
      @Looneyboy 10 місяців тому

      You must be a chick

    • @sp-ce
      @sp-ce 10 місяців тому +2

      Whoaaa how are you going to sleep tonight??!

  • @lbivlife
    @lbivlife 10 місяців тому +611

    I get the feeling shane will be taking the backseat to Theo and Matt just going crazy.

    • @Omegaman18
      @Omegaman18 10 місяців тому +71

      And Shane just beating off in the corner smiling and sweating

    • @DomTVdotTV
      @DomTVdotTV 10 місяців тому +5

      nope

    • @micahv4280
      @micahv4280 10 місяців тому +18

      Naw all the dawgz are cookin🔥🔥🔥

    • @jt70SEVEN
      @jt70SEVEN 10 місяців тому +20

      ​@@Omegaman18in the dark as well with nothing , but the soft glow of a cigarette cherry that exposes him with every puff 🚬🥴

    • @Omegaman18
      @Omegaman18 10 місяців тому +2

      @@jt70SEVEN I’m thinking more Tim Heidecker as Casey singing horse and buggy

  • @stacitodd6649
    @stacitodd6649 9 місяців тому +41

    Theo is ADD that never developed a filter. It's the purest thought process. Love it.

  • @blickluke
    @blickluke 10 місяців тому +297

    Imagine Theo doing his solo pod with just Matt, he'd break down like Sean Strickland talking about how much he loves his black fambly

    • @joshullrich8594
      @joshullrich8594 10 місяців тому +27

      I think if you put 2 people that autistic alone together in a room, it would be like trying to divide the universe by 0. You're gonna create a rip in space time.

    • @chrisbuehler6868
      @chrisbuehler6868 10 місяців тому +1

      A Theo/Matt podcast? Holee shit.

    • @crakhaed
      @crakhaed 10 місяців тому +2

      Matt/Theo/Trussell trifecta when

    • @gowthamkanda
      @gowthamkanda 6 місяців тому +1

      Your wish came true

    • @ebeck01
      @ebeck01 6 місяців тому

      There ya go

  • @avalanchearts9966
    @avalanchearts9966 10 місяців тому +146

    The world needs a lot more Matt and Theo

    • @PolishGypski
      @PolishGypski 10 місяців тому +1

      Could he have been anymore correct?

    • @theartsyintuitive
      @theartsyintuitive 10 місяців тому +5

      The vibe is on

    • @nothanks9503
      @nothanks9503 10 місяців тому +2

      Matt Theo Duncan and Shane would be a gathering of the titans tbh

  • @hobotamer9852
    @hobotamer9852 10 місяців тому +222

    “You ever hurt animals when you were little?” Is a wild thing to ask someone

    • @fuckcensorship69
      @fuckcensorship69 10 місяців тому +12

      He says it so casually

    • @BookerT69
      @BookerT69 10 місяців тому +11

      I used to feed frogs to my turtles. It was sick 🤙🏻🎅🏿

    • @williamboone8992
      @williamboone8992 10 місяців тому +2

      Very "guy" thing to say

    • @scumbaggo
      @scumbaggo 10 місяців тому +5

      @@williamboone8992 My stepdad used to brag about tying cats tails together and throwing them over the clothes line and watching them fight to the death. He was a very "manly" man.

    • @jasonflores5423
      @jasonflores5423 10 місяців тому +12

      @@scumbaggo sorry that he hurt you

  • @jesselucero4581
    @jesselucero4581 2 місяці тому +16

    8:47 “When an old dude takes his shirt off he’s gonna throw a grenade”
    -Theo Von

  • @ted.the.human1
    @ted.the.human1 10 місяців тому +222

    Haven't watched yet but I can already feel the fabrics of reality melting apart with matt and Theo in the same room

    • @samcrowe8477
      @samcrowe8477 10 місяців тому +12

      The holiest of scrolls

    • @ScorpionP2C
      @ScorpionP2C 10 місяців тому +3

      Watch Shanes face throughout, you will see confusion but you will also see enlightenment.
      Mostly confusion though

    • @annemains4415
      @annemains4415 10 місяців тому +1

      Beta fish bangin together

    • @Speedster_2451
      @Speedster_2451 10 місяців тому

      ​@@ScorpionP2C unfortunately Shane seems to be talking to Matt most of the time. 😢

  • @KeepFeatherinIt201
    @KeepFeatherinIt201 10 місяців тому +113

    Theo and Matt can go blow for blow on “guys they used to know”

    • @fuckcensorship69
      @fuckcensorship69 10 місяців тому +4

      False. Karl Pilkington is the only dude who matched Theo's childhood

    • @AdamStarr816
      @AdamStarr816 10 місяців тому +12

      Yeah but at least 25% of Matt’s stories are rooted in at least a single particle of truth.

    • @oiitzME1266
      @oiitzME1266 10 місяців тому +9

      Enough of Theos bizarre stories have been proven to be to real( ie billy conforto crashing into an embankment on a bunch of pills and the University monkey escape story) that I just like to believe most of his stories are true

    • @zeroa69
      @zeroa69 10 місяців тому +1

      ​theos tell is if he said the dude dies

    • @fuckcensorship69
      @fuckcensorship69 10 місяців тому +5

      @@AdamStarr816 who cares about the truth? I wanna laugh. The wooden shirt story is hilarious

  • @chadriegel2832
    @chadriegel2832 10 місяців тому +103

    1:22:06 theo noticing how they drop pics in the pod is the funniest thing, noone else ever calls it out 😂

    • @Machinify
      @Machinify 10 місяців тому +2

      i died lmaooo

  • @alwayzchillin0714
    @alwayzchillin0714 10 місяців тому +76

    Anytime Theo gives you a, "Uhhhhhh..." gold is sure to follow.🤣

  • @ominouskelp1522
    @ominouskelp1522 10 місяців тому +229

    i like how shanes rug is just getting more dirty ever week

    • @ohnoooo5743
      @ohnoooo5743 10 місяців тому +6

      Shane can’t run a vacuum lol

    • @Contractorhouseguy
      @Contractorhouseguy 10 місяців тому +3

      Needs to be a serapi or an antique Tabriz tbh

    • @omgtheykilledkenny47
      @omgtheykilledkenny47 10 місяців тому +25

      Cleaning rugs is super gay so, until a woman moves in we’ll see the 50 shades work through.

    • @HeartlessWon506
      @HeartlessWon506 10 місяців тому +3

      Dirtier is a word

    • @mbc9290
      @mbc9290 10 місяців тому +2

      Hans will be cleaning it…. 😅

  • @laufmin
    @laufmin 10 місяців тому +308

    It’s hysterical to see Theo Von mature while Shane and Matt pick up on it and play along.

    • @mikejames7684
      @mikejames7684 10 місяців тому +13

      Yeah he’s like 15 years older than them

    • @mallstar5340
      @mallstar5340 10 місяців тому +41

      @@mikejames7684theo-1980 matt-86 shane-87
      So basically you just made some shit up when they meant he wasn’t using his particular brand of comedy and kind of stayed lowkey rather than saying outlandish shit every 2 minutes

    • @ljavwa3459
      @ljavwa3459 10 місяців тому

      ​@@mallstar5340sO bAsIcAlLy 🤡

    • @erikkassner9324
      @erikkassner9324 10 місяців тому

      @@mallstar5340what’s that thing in your ass?

    • @NotAfraid280
      @NotAfraid280 10 місяців тому

      @@mallstar5340get his ass

  • @jasonc3267
    @jasonc3267 10 місяців тому +210

    Stealing someone’s balcony is the funniest thing ever. I’m glad Theo backed it up with proof

  • @miguelespino6087
    @miguelespino6087 10 місяців тому +76

    Seeing Theo in other podcast you can tell he’s a bit nervous but on here he’s killing it and being himself.

    • @Julesmarquette
      @Julesmarquette 10 місяців тому +13

      He’s also been off his antidepressants for about a month now, so he might still be dealing with withdrawals from that

    • @TaintWranglr
      @TaintWranglr 10 місяців тому +3

      hes a pathological liar.

    • @lourdehouse6080
      @lourdehouse6080 10 місяців тому

      @@TaintWranglr are you his psych? Any evidence to those baseless claims you sad little boy

    • @BelchingBeaver69
      @BelchingBeaver69 9 місяців тому +12

      @@TaintWranglrobsessed

    • @MilesWilliams88
      @MilesWilliams88 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@TaintWranglrHe's a comedian. They all are.

  • @conorurquhartcomedy
    @conorurquhartcomedy 10 місяців тому +255

    I continue to make the mistake of listening to the new episodes while I’m at the gym and looking like Joaquin Phoenix in joker in front of large amounts of people

    • @eastonadkins9568
      @eastonadkins9568 10 місяців тому +8

      very underrated

    • @dylanhensley2867
      @dylanhensley2867 10 місяців тому +31

      They wouldn’t get it.

    • @cartosnev4499
      @cartosnev4499 10 місяців тому +18

      nearly dropped a dumbbell on my damn head the other day, the dawgs nearly took me out

    • @TheJoshestWhite
      @TheJoshestWhite 10 місяців тому +1

      That's me on the bus right now😂

    • @michaelj6392
      @michaelj6392 10 місяців тому +2

      I have a condition

  • @mateoburgoslacoss9080
    @mateoburgoslacoss9080 10 місяців тому +139

    Matt looking and still drinking a whole empty glass of water at 17:00 was hilarious

    • @incrediblystupid9244
      @incrediblystupid9244 10 місяців тому +23

      lmaooo that's hilarious. Gotta give homie credit though, that last drop was likely in his line of sight and not the cameras. That last dribble is crucial if you commit to the beverage grab haha.

    • @nickmoore360
      @nickmoore360 10 місяців тому +37

      @@incrediblystupid9244 How about when he does it again at 28:55 and 32:55?

    • @mateoburgoslacoss9080
      @mateoburgoslacoss9080 10 місяців тому +12

      @@nickmoore360 gotta respect the commitment to the bit

    • @nothanks9503
      @nothanks9503 10 місяців тому +13

      @@nickmoore360I heard that headphone only and put on the video to see if I was right I knew he was laughing into a totally empty dry cup

    • @BlastinRope
      @BlastinRope 10 місяців тому +15

      theres an episode with SWIM wheres theres a momentary break in conversation and both of the mccuskers simultaneously reach for glasses that arent there, its in his DNA

  • @RustOnWindows
    @RustOnWindows 10 місяців тому +873

    Love when Theo clinches his teeth like a true ex coke addict 🫡

  • @moshethepirate1428
    @moshethepirate1428 10 місяців тому +59

    Theo's story about the balcony wood being slowly stolen is the most accuratr Louisnana story I have heard yet

  • @dillinghamerboy25
    @dillinghamerboy25 10 місяців тому +89

    I could listen to Matt and Theo bring up wild characters from their childhoods all day babyboii.

  • @tjlovesfights
    @tjlovesfights 10 місяців тому +59

    I’ve been praying for Theo to be on here. God Bless you Shane and Matt. I was having a stressful day but now I feel much better!

    • @cartergrant6504
      @cartergrant6504 10 місяців тому +7

      Bro I watch your channel, didn't know you were a dawg

    • @tjlovesfights
      @tjlovesfights 10 місяців тому +8

      @@cartergrant6504 Been barking since 2021

    • @blainechild9068
      @blainechild9068 10 місяців тому

      You have exited reality

    • @JM-bu1ty
      @JM-bu1ty 10 місяців тому

      I love your channel man! Didn’t know you was a DAWG

  • @two-ez
    @two-ez 10 місяців тому +298

    Shane is that friend that has everyone take off their shoes while he wears his special house shoes

    • @DavidPerez-sj6md
      @DavidPerez-sj6md 10 місяців тому +12

      I do that, but I also offer some slides if they want

    • @justincornejo6211
      @justincornejo6211 10 місяців тому

      That’s a crazy detail you caught! Hilarious!

    • @jadenlife
      @jadenlife 10 місяців тому +5

      They're house shoes. That's what they're for 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @planetchopurcockoff
      @planetchopurcockoff 9 місяців тому +2

      @@DavidPerez-sj6mdyou’re a nice guy

    • @Fingeringmyboarddude
      @Fingeringmyboarddude 9 місяців тому

      Well yeah it’s his house

  • @NatsTown
    @NatsTown 10 місяців тому +18

    Theo seems like he's having a great time and it genuinely makes me happy

  • @conorokeefe918
    @conorokeefe918 10 місяців тому +397

    Gilly and Keeves NEED to make an Autism Powers skit ASAP 😂😂😂

    • @rawmakers
      @rawmakers 10 місяців тому +5

      That would be gold

    • @HashbrownGokusan
      @HashbrownGokusan 10 місяців тому +1

      That shit had me craacked

    • @ermackoresh6282
      @ermackoresh6282 10 місяців тому +4

      Bro it can go so many ways. Austin Powers, Autistic Power Rangers, or Autistic Axis in WWII

    • @HashbrownGokusan
      @HashbrownGokusan 10 місяців тому +12

      @@ermackoresh6282 Stone Cold Steve Autism

    • @joshuausher8881
      @joshuausher8881 10 місяців тому

      Yes😂

  • @jefffontana3095
    @jefffontana3095 10 місяців тому +127

    The boys lifting up Guard Dawg and asking to do a guest spot is the shit I love to see. Keep killing it Guardini 💪🏼😂

    • @Hooz97
      @Hooz97 10 місяців тому +12

      This needs more likes. Shane doing that for guard dog shows his true colors - the super star has been blessed

    • @nickjohnson1178
      @nickjohnson1178 10 місяців тому +13

      Jesus dude this really is a friend simulator for some of you the way you talk about they strangers

    • @Calzaghe83
      @Calzaghe83 10 місяців тому +4

      Shane is just hoping some of that Gardini Super Star energy rubs off on him.

    • @Tiegur
      @Tiegur 10 місяців тому

      After party at mister tramps

    • @single_dad_of3
      @single_dad_of3 10 місяців тому +1

      guard dog got the biggest laugh from Theo with the skydive dog phone in front of the camera technique lol

  • @carterchandler8336
    @carterchandler8336 10 місяців тому +88

    Been waiting for this crossover for years. Praise be to the Dawgs.

  • @ferragamofalcon
    @ferragamofalcon 10 місяців тому +162

    “You ever hurt animals when you where little?” is a crazy ass question

    • @Civilmonkey1
      @Civilmonkey1 10 місяців тому +8

      why?
      ...and yes ofcourse

    • @Multimayhem45
      @Multimayhem45 10 місяців тому

      Yeah that stood out as well. Kids do fucked up shit. Everyone kills ants and no one bats an eye.

    • @keek1337
      @keek1337 10 місяців тому +17

      very normal thing outside of the city honestly and unfortunately lol

    • @jacknelson6010
      @jacknelson6010 9 місяців тому +10

      Idk pretty typical behavior for young boys. If your skinning the neighbors cat that’s one thing but merging a couple squirrels isn’t that out there imo.

    • @lo0nyt0onz
      @lo0nyt0onz 9 місяців тому

      Squirrel, chipmunk, farel cat, coyote
      Those are all pretty common things that get dispatched.
      Usually with the cats you want to get animal control. In the sticks and with feral cats alot just opt to dispatch them.

  • @seedythomp4388
    @seedythomp4388 10 місяців тому +43

    Been waiting to see Theo and Matt in the same room, HELL YES

  • @davidalvarado7742
    @davidalvarado7742 10 місяців тому +74

    My favorite thing is when Theo randomly busts out a 4 or 5 syllable word. It’s unexpected every time

    • @tryptaminezen3528
      @tryptaminezen3528 10 місяців тому +11

      He’s incredibly articulate but hides it well

    • @dylanwillyams
      @dylanwillyams 10 місяців тому

      must be a tim dillon fan

    • @princesssummerland7269
      @princesssummerland7269 2 місяці тому

      Theo has a degree from University of New Orleans in Urban Planning.

  • @Masterlocster69
    @Masterlocster69 8 місяців тому +5

    17:50 damn.lol They called it 2 months prior to diddy mansions getting raided and fleeing the country

  • @gregbeck906
    @gregbeck906 10 місяців тому +17

    This should be a monthly get together, much appreciated!

  • @jd8849
    @jd8849 10 місяців тому +21

    In bed sick af so I throw on UA-cam and I’m gifted with surprise 90 minutes of the dawgz and Theo?!?!?! My god just what the doctor ordered thank you!!!

  • @trentnoble10
    @trentnoble10 10 місяців тому +143

    Matt trying to drink from a cup with no water more than once is WILD!

    • @henoktesfaldet4517
      @henoktesfaldet4517 10 місяців тому +13

      Must be a bit now. He does it every week

    • @malmstrim
      @malmstrim 10 місяців тому +11

      Memory loss from drinking a lot is a hell of a thing

    • @JK-ff1ft
      @JK-ff1ft 10 місяців тому

      He was nervous. It’s like sucking a nipple he does it to calm himself down

    • @ElRoque6
      @ElRoque6 10 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Jsmitt716
      @Jsmitt716 9 місяців тому +6

      That's a thirsty dogg

  • @Mondlicht333
    @Mondlicht333 8 місяців тому +6

    27:33 The Proto-Indo Europeans (Aryans) lived in the Russian Steppes and migrated to the Indus Valley from Iran, it’s no longer speculation based on linguistics because modern genetics studies support this. Iran means “land of the Aryans” but a modern Iranian isn’t necessarily the same as an ancient Iranian, though their language and culture largely descend from the Indo-Aryans (who were indeed horse/chariot riders like Matt said). Northern Europeans have the most Steppe ancestry in Europe, and Northwest Indians have a higher percentage than Southern Indians. Almost every culture and language in Europe descends largely from the Proto-Indo-Europeans, Hindi and Hinduism do also, and so does a lot of Iranian culture (though it’s been influenced by Arabs also).

  • @ksleep5715
    @ksleep5715 10 місяців тому +152

    “I saw his sister not too long ago at a crafts store” is one of the funniest throw away comments of all time.

  • @MertSu66
    @MertSu66 10 місяців тому +1405

    Hell yeah. Love these 3 negaz

  • @gotsouced4943
    @gotsouced4943 10 місяців тому +52

    Took long enough for Shane and Theo to get together again on a podcast I'm pumped right up down to earth comedians getting together and making great entertainment

  • @frankskiba9333
    @frankskiba9333 9 місяців тому +1

    Have never watched this podcast, but Shane is like a rocket in the comedy genre. Just watched Matt’s special and I’m ready for it.

  • @dirtsmegee
    @dirtsmegee 10 місяців тому +19

    I love seeing Matt crossover. The shaman never disappoints

  • @vijaysingh-mg2cw
    @vijaysingh-mg2cw 10 місяців тому +33

    Matt giggling at 36:08 when Lemaire knows the year the Rock returned is so funny

    • @bigpictureguys8415
      @bigpictureguys8415 10 місяців тому

      I looked it up immediately 😆. You weren’t wrong

    • @vijaysingh-mg2cw
      @vijaysingh-mg2cw 10 місяців тому

      ​@@bigpictureguys8415it's hilarious because his reaction is completely normal, while Shane's confidence in knowing he'd get it just seems like a bit

    • @JaxonBurn
      @JaxonBurn 9 місяців тому

      A classic black nerd

  • @Omegaman18
    @Omegaman18 10 місяців тому +39

    I been waiting for this longer than Theos father waited to conceive him

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 10 місяців тому

      Where my nick-er-aguans at??

  • @braindeadmonkee
    @braindeadmonkee 10 місяців тому +17

    41:09 matt wiggling his legs while he laughs like a little kid is hilarious

    • @jonbarron8049
      @jonbarron8049 9 місяців тому +2

      He looks like a happy little elf

  • @BottomText01
    @BottomText01 10 місяців тому +24

    The dopamine hit seeing this notification on my phone in the middle of a work day is unparalleled. God bless the dawgz.

  • @bojiden9830
    @bojiden9830 10 місяців тому +41

    Honestly, theo gave the best explanation for SaltBurn without giving anything away

    • @Jsmitt716
      @Jsmitt716 9 місяців тому +2

      "it's nighttime a lot towards the end" fuckin dudes brain works in strange ways hahaha

  • @justinianDT
    @justinianDT 10 місяців тому +45

    I think my favorite part of the Austin cast is we can see exactly how dirty the rug is getting week to week. The same white spots have been on the floor by Matt since they started in Austin and more keep popping up every week.

    • @jordanam1234
      @jordanam1234 10 місяців тому +3

      Zooming is a crime

    • @dustinhays992
      @dustinhays992 10 місяців тому +1

      As a housekeeper.. I've wanted to vacuum that damn carpet since day one.

  • @gregmartinez7881
    @gregmartinez7881 10 місяців тому +8

    “So what’re you talking… what’re you saying when you say something… like whenever you just said something.” Theo kills me dude

  • @DJKyleBennett
    @DJKyleBennett 10 місяців тому +112

    Been sick with the flu thinking the end is near for the past week and this just brought me back to life #4ThaDawgs

    • @HenritheHorse
      @HenritheHorse 10 місяців тому +11

      Too boosted?

    • @faceless6146
      @faceless6146 10 місяців тому +5

      I think these 3 having a podcast was definitely in Revelations

    • @ezraa7777
      @ezraa7777 10 місяців тому +2

      Same dude everyone getting it rn

    • @chris103193
      @chris103193 10 місяців тому

      Damn that was me last year having COVID and watching the Dawgs.

    • @Centermass762
      @Centermass762 10 місяців тому +4

      I've been sick for the last week, too, and I've been listening to a lot of Old Test. It's crazy how much the dawgs have calmed down.

  • @jc8528
    @jc8528 10 місяців тому +12

    I love how Matt fills in the blank quiet areas that Shane doesn't sometimes. Great Duo. Love the podcast!

  • @Dakota-eu6pq
    @Dakota-eu6pq 10 місяців тому +21

    “ you think you could get tall enough away from being gay.” God I love Theo

  • @CezaMVO
    @CezaMVO 10 місяців тому +24

    When you have someone that truly understands theo like Shane, theo goes to another level, and he doesn't have the pressure of the being the host

    • @Therileyrileyriley
      @Therileyrileyriley 10 місяців тому +3

      Ah, I meet @CezaMVO in the comedy podcast comments yet again!

    • @thehypercasual385
      @thehypercasual385 10 місяців тому

      Shane is kind of a moron compared to Theo

    • @CezaMVO
      @CezaMVO 7 місяців тому +3

      @@Therileyrileyriley hahahahaha thank you for paying attention, I'll be here for the rest of my life!

  • @charlesdorband905
    @charlesdorband905 10 місяців тому +21

    Four loose bill folds, black nail polish, and the same 5 pieces of food on the carpet from last week's pod.. it's the little things that keep me coming back
    Driving 3 hours in a blizzard tonight to watch my buddy Shane heavy breathe into a mic for an hour. I'm stoked.

    • @Jennkcollins
      @Jennkcollins 10 місяців тому +2

      This comment was everything I saw!

    • @ffnovice7
      @ffnovice7 10 місяців тому +1

      Hell yeah. Wind chill -30 reportan

    • @jaedingraham1481
      @jaedingraham1481 5 місяців тому

      Fock yeah I'm jealous Noone good comes to.the pnw anymore because the audiences suck

  • @seanyoung3864
    @seanyoung3864 10 місяців тому +38

    And behold a pod was brought forth in the perfect hour. Rejoice brethren for we have been blessed!

    • @jeremiahpickard8696
      @jeremiahpickard8696 10 місяців тому

      Hear, hear! Great blessings are upon us. In the name of the Dawgs, the Tism', and the holy Shaman.

  • @sergochoa9854
    @sergochoa9854 10 місяців тому +23

    Theo calling lemair a darkoyster is hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @Derek_Keenan
    @Derek_Keenan 10 місяців тому +12

    7 minutes in and Theo is talking about how "people were always stealin' our balcony"...yessir 👍😂

  • @bockjitsu
    @bockjitsu 10 місяців тому +10

    The dawgs have delivered the masterclass of podcasts with this one

  • @jamiepalmer5691
    @jamiepalmer5691 10 місяців тому +46

    Theo and Matt remind me of when they are in the van singing in Dumb and Dumber and Shane is the guy in the middle 😂

    • @imemberberry
      @imemberberry 10 місяців тому +4

      Mock
      YEAH
      Ing
      YEAH
      Bird
      YEAH
      YEAH
      YEAH 🎶

    • @micklowrey1522
      @micklowrey1522 28 днів тому

      Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

  • @Kbwintyy
    @Kbwintyy 10 місяців тому +13

    I haven’t watched yet but seeing Theo Von is on with the boys made my week

  • @brendansage4470
    @brendansage4470 10 місяців тому +6

    These guys getting together is a real answer to prayers around the nation.

  • @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13
    @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13 10 місяців тому +8

    "I can't get a fuckin' pothole filled, but they can get a nine year old filled in the middle of the fuckin' ocean." Geezus wept Theo 🤣🤣🤣
    Bro's a stream of consciousness.

  • @chandlermayes6980
    @chandlermayes6980 10 місяців тому +5

    You guys are the first 3 comedians I’ve seen live, all in 2023, love y’all

  • @ZChoate
    @ZChoate 10 місяців тому +110

    Theo: Shit is dangerous
    Matt: There's dogshit everywhere
    Theo: Dogshit is nothing
    Matt: Really?
    *And we're off*
    2:55

    • @SleepyLabrador-dp6em
      @SleepyLabrador-dp6em 10 місяців тому

      How is that funny? If he didn't have a dumb accent would you still think that was funny? Wheres the funny part?

    • @nagle4407
      @nagle4407 10 місяців тому +1

      Perfect comment 😂

    • @ZChoate
      @ZChoate 10 місяців тому +10

      ​@@SleepyLabrador-dp6em it's funny that two grown men in their 40s could have strong opposing positions on dog shit, and Matt's intrigue at the opposing standpoint is the cherry on top.

    • @SleepyLabrador-dp6em
      @SleepyLabrador-dp6em 10 місяців тому

      @@ZChoate thats just Theo saying nonsense in a dumb accent. Its not like he believes what he says

    • @Zooterman
      @Zooterman 10 місяців тому +10

      @@SleepyLabrador-dp6embro you’re so cool and think nothing is funny bro omg you should be a comedian bro you know what is funny and what is not when is your next set bro ill have to pull up

  • @avadventuregear
    @avadventuregear 10 місяців тому +29

    “He threw a grenade into a group of older calves” 😂😂😂😂😂 he just described online dating 😂

  • @bigredactionsportsstuff1245
    @bigredactionsportsstuff1245 10 місяців тому +23

    Theo seems like he’d fit into the McCusker clan

  • @laurencezemlick1979
    @laurencezemlick1979 10 місяців тому +19

    Man, this show is just magic. Two hilarious best bros who started at the bottom just hanging out. Genuine. What other podcast has that?

  • @kristoferaigner4905
    @kristoferaigner4905 10 місяців тому +37

    The smartest thing I've ever heard Theo say: "When an old dude takes his shirt off, he's gonna throw a grenade." Leave it to Shane and Matt to bring the best out of their guests!

  • @8bitKatwalk
    @8bitKatwalk 8 місяців тому +5

    Matts “wtf dude “ was so perfect when theo called fighting beta fish gay hahaha

  • @BigJonkulous
    @BigJonkulous 10 місяців тому +16

    Katt being called "The Dark Narc" is amazing

  • @soma7581
    @soma7581 10 місяців тому +17

    Damn! ive been wanting to see Theo + Matt, and Matt + Duncan for years now, and we get both finally within a month!

  • @RomeroPortero
    @RomeroPortero 10 місяців тому +39

    Got a flat tire dropping off my late rent and lost my ray bans, but this made my day better guys you rule. Gang gang baby

    • @TurboHouston
      @TurboHouston 10 місяців тому +13

      Sorry about your shitty day, bud. Please know that I initially read that first part of your comment in Theo's voice and I laughed and then frowned real fast outta respect for your plight once I caught up. Hope tomorrow's better for ya, hoss. Onward.

    • @ffnovice7
      @ffnovice7 10 місяців тому +3

      You either win or you learn baby PG

    • @michaelj6392
      @michaelj6392 10 місяців тому +3

      Not the Ray Bans 😔

    • @dyyylllaannn
      @dyyylllaannn 10 місяців тому

      Thats a tough go

    • @leslielearnorth
      @leslielearnorth 9 місяців тому +1

      From the sounds of it looks like it’ll be a while before you can replace those Bans if the rents late Sorry to hear that. That’s been my day every day for four decades. I’m looking forward to a better years though I guess ha ha ha it never gets better but good luck.

  • @faithindoubt1484
    @faithindoubt1484 9 місяців тому +4

    I laughed so hard at flashbanging American legion. Thank you patreons for your service.

  • @BombDog_
    @BombDog_ 10 місяців тому +26

    We need a Theo Matt Duncan meeting of the minds

  • @only_son5040
    @only_son5040 10 місяців тому +8

    Love Theo! Got back into wrestling for my older son whose 17. He's pretty much done with it but thankfully I have a 6 year old daughter who watches it with me and a 2 year old son who I hope loves wrestling. I'm carrying her to her first live show, Smackdown, next month. I'm pretty hyped on it dawgs

  • @chodie1fan21
    @chodie1fan21 10 місяців тому +73

    Matt trying to drink out of an empty cup the whole podcast is wild.

    • @notagiantseaslug5523
      @notagiantseaslug5523 9 місяців тому +1

      Someone needs to get that man a glass of water. We need our Shaman fully hydrated.

  • @Grom-rl8bm
    @Grom-rl8bm 10 місяців тому +10

    Three completely different types of chaos in one room 😂

  • @kellymichaelskelton913
    @kellymichaelskelton913 10 місяців тому +28

    How unbelievably lucky are we that we’re not only living in an era of extremely talented comedians but also the ability to have a weekly podcast from them. Wow.

  • @Nkzta
    @Nkzta 10 місяців тому +74

    The fact Lemaire killed small animals as a child makes total sense

    • @piratedre4d
      @piratedre4d 10 місяців тому +4

      chalk it up to the tism and it's not so bad 😁

    • @kalashnikov161
      @kalashnikov161 10 місяців тому +17

      Yeah Lemaire has this Lennie of Mice and Men aura

    • @BradyStevenson-lh4bt
      @BradyStevenson-lh4bt 10 місяців тому +3

      Probably just trying to love em really hard

    • @puddintaine4556
      @puddintaine4556 10 місяців тому +4

      ​@@kalashnikov161can I keep him, George?..

    • @deezlesteezle
      @deezlesteezle 10 місяців тому

      Someone came back to get their frog, just to see that it had been crushed! 😢

  • @SelfCheckout
    @SelfCheckout 10 місяців тому +1

    Theo is such a great guest for MSSP, really hoping we'll see him on here again (and again). MS(sT)SP: Matt and Shane's (and sometimes Theo's) Secret Podcast

  • @Audey-mma
    @Audey-mma 10 місяців тому +93

    Matt is really just a slightly more collected Theo😭

    • @coreysmith4281
      @coreysmith4281 10 місяців тому +11

      Lol. Theo a rift comedian. He makes majority up on spot. Matt actually knows what he is saying before he says it. Still like Theo though

    • @beardedboon
      @beardedboon 10 місяців тому +3

      @@coreysmith4281 shane would call you gay
      I still like theo though