How to defend yoself from a woman with child WITHOUT harming the child.

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  • @brettrichardson7924
    @brettrichardson7924 5 місяців тому +1993

    Absolutely lost my shit when "kick the baby,SAFELY" 😂😂

  • @sarkastikb5566
    @sarkastikb5566 5 місяців тому +1716

    “ let the baby fall safely onto the concrete” 😂😂🤣
    Why am I just now hearing of this guy

    • @jayceecee8651
      @jayceecee8651 5 місяців тому +21

      Same here. YT is apparently more random than I am. 😂

    • @peacebalancetruth
      @peacebalancetruth 5 місяців тому +13

      I'm sayin' SUBSCRIBED🎉🥳..AYE, "Apparently she talkin' too much sh!t!"
      😳🤣😂😆SIR!

    • @djwak59
      @djwak59 4 місяці тому +7

      Yep ! I just found this guy TODAY !
      Subscribed !

    • @TheMichiganFisherman
      @TheMichiganFisherman 4 місяці тому +10

      Just found him, too. From the watermelon video.
      Dude is gonna blow up and go 1 Milly.

    • @teecedavenport3974
      @teecedavenport3974 4 місяці тому +2

      Wow smh 😂

  • @hansdykstra3869
    @hansdykstra3869 5 місяців тому +939

    UA-cam algorithm: you will now start at lesson three

    • @kdckicksbutt3461
      @kdckicksbutt3461 4 місяці тому

      Bro we were born for this 😂😂

    • @HaloHighlightz
      @HaloHighlightz 4 місяці тому +11

      Ig lessons 1&2 were just the intro 😂

    • @selassieaspen9940
      @selassieaspen9940 4 місяці тому +7

      "Full on Defense Mode." 😂

    • @senorita-qh6bm
      @senorita-qh6bm 4 місяці тому

      You should have came prepared hans

    • @sassysass6202
      @sassysass6202 4 місяці тому +1

      Well we're just so advanced we must skip some steps

  • @ShadyDavev3
    @ShadyDavev3 Рік тому +1271

    Thank you Mr. Dickem. These violent women with child weapons won't stand a chance against me now

    • @JamesRahming
      @JamesRahming 10 місяців тому +22

      Bro not cool but funny af 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kunstdontfollow8011
      @kunstdontfollow8011 5 місяців тому +12

      I like your positive attitude

    • @JamesGillmore-k3m
      @JamesGillmore-k3m 4 місяці тому +4

      Right ✅️ 😅

    • @derek4101
      @derek4101 4 місяці тому +8

      The more you know ✨⭐️🌟

    • @carltonbanks5470
      @carltonbanks5470 4 місяці тому +11

      It's Sensei Dickems. So much disrespecc.

  • @scottking7720
    @scottking7720 5 місяців тому +265

    The baby with the cigarette in its mouth nearly made me spit out my coffee from laughing.

    • @robertking7269
      @robertking7269 2 місяці тому

      Don’t look nuttin like ‘em😂

    • @chamisi
      @chamisi Місяць тому

      hahaha I didn't see that at first

  • @dustyhamilton9275
    @dustyhamilton9275 5 місяців тому +377

    He said if it don't snap the first time just keep on trying 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wassup934
    @wassup934 5 місяців тому +246

    “ virtually unharmed” 😂

    • @asandax6
      @asandax6 4 місяці тому +5

      The keyword is virtually

    • @charleswalter2902
      @charleswalter2902 2 місяці тому +1

      You got to be a top guy to catch the humor in the virtually part. Looks to me like you’re a top guy as are most of Larry’s fans.

  • @brent9571
    @brent9571 4 місяці тому +233

    I lost it when he said "breaking her spine" and she hollered all dying and shit 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @cashnelson2306
    @cashnelson2306 5 місяців тому +380

    “what are you talking about? who does this? nobody does this” 🤣🤣

    • @AutismoGamer
      @AutismoGamer 4 місяці тому +4

      She's not a man so she do want understand how many problems we go through on the daily.
      _Literally as I'm typing this out a Snail is challenging me to a game of chess_

    • @saulorosco1493
      @saulorosco1493 4 місяці тому +1

      She not meskin 😂

    • @RoseTheRealest
      @RoseTheRealest 4 місяці тому +1

      @@saulorosco1493😂😂😂 I know meskins don’t fight while they holding their babies 😂😂😂

    • @kitoTacWard1521
      @kitoTacWard1521 4 місяці тому +1

      That's Gamorrah line from guardians of the galaxy

    • @ronindebeatrice
      @ronindebeatrice 4 місяці тому

      More common than you'd believe.

  • @RobinMcBeth
    @RobinMcBeth 4 місяці тому +116

    No idea how I got here but the algorithm FINALLY did something right!

  • @Actrazorflactem
    @Actrazorflactem 5 місяців тому +127

    What the hell kind of videos YT recommending me!? This is pure comedic gold. SUBBED!

  • @bradgraff551
    @bradgraff551 5 місяців тому +81

    Im just gonna say it, “Larry Dickem for President 2024!”

    • @corybrown3988
      @corybrown3988 4 місяці тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

    • @DickWeinerUSA
      @DickWeinerUSA 4 місяці тому

      And 2028, and 2032, and 2036...

  • @yunus3848
    @yunus3848 Рік тому +392

    Now I have the confidence to walk outside and defend myself.

    • @raamyasharahla535
      @raamyasharahla535 Рік тому +13

      I’m signing up for classes. This boy good👍🏾

  • @rhondah.1478
    @rhondah.1478 4 місяці тому +24

    "She's gonna look down at it.....look down at that".

  • @odin1185
    @odin1185 4 місяці тому +52

    This is criminally under viewed

  • @djwak59
    @djwak59 4 місяці тому +29

    Too funny !!!
    70s Black kung fu lives on in this guy !!

  • @johnnybgood5044
    @johnnybgood5044 Рік тому +40

    Keep trying. Failure is not an option in any case. She's got to go.

  • @LordZoth6292
    @LordZoth6292 5 місяців тому +95

    I love her laughing at the end 😂😂😂

  • @SuperCanayaZ
    @SuperCanayaZ 5 місяців тому +85

    Thanks sensei Larry Dickem. Your wisdom save my life for child support. 🙏

  • @richardraymond8
    @richardraymond8 5 місяців тому +39

    Thanks for saving that baby Larry.

  • @Peach-e5d
    @Peach-e5d 5 місяців тому +30

    😂😂😂😂😂 this is crazy wild😂😂😂 "apparently, she talking too much ish"😂😂😂😂
    The baby has a fro with a cigarette too😂😂😂 my stomach hurt from laughing 😂😂. He is too funny

  • @Vmaster005
    @Vmaster005 5 місяців тому +51

    As A retired Professional Self Defense Expert, I agree this technique is effective.

  • @DNTBINTROVRTED
    @DNTBINTROVRTED Рік тому +295

    Bro you have a channel. You’re funny as hell let’s make you get this paper.

    • @MelanatedRepublican
      @MelanatedRepublican 5 місяців тому +2

      Bold of you to assume he needs YOU for HIM to get this paper

    • @anthonyhughes8026
      @anthonyhughes8026 5 місяців тому

      @@MelanatedRepublicanyou spoken

    • @SuperRoo74
      @SuperRoo74 5 місяців тому +1

      @@MelanatedRepublican very bold replying to a one year old comment.

    • @MelanatedRepublican
      @MelanatedRepublican 5 місяців тому +3

      @@SuperRoo74 how is bold ? I seen the video yesterday don't you know how the internet works ? And maybe google the definition of bold while your at it because internet comments ain't it your probably a redditor

    • @JamesGillmore-k3m
      @JamesGillmore-k3m 5 місяців тому +3

      He is being boosted naturally through the algorithm right now, lets do this

  • @kerrygibbs8198
    @kerrygibbs8198 5 місяців тому +39

    This is better advice than that self-defense instructor from Detroit!!

  • @Antkneee
    @Antkneee Рік тому +379

    Can we talk about the baby got a cigarette in its mouth! LMAO!

    • @dustyhamilton9275
      @dustyhamilton9275 5 місяців тому +31

      Despite all the resemblance that's not his child

    • @gabrielag639
      @gabrielag639 5 місяців тому +12

      I missed that! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @richardvasquez9668
      @richardvasquez9668 5 місяців тому +13

      Virginia slim not a newport 😂

    • @Antkneee
      @Antkneee 5 місяців тому +18

      ​@@richardvasquez9668Can't really see the filter! But let's be honest that baby is too young for Virginia Slims, that's an old woman cigarette. Probably Marlboro Menthol's or Newports. 😂

    • @richardvasquez9668
      @richardvasquez9668 5 місяців тому +8

      @@Antkneee fair enough! 😂👍

  • @8_six7_five3_09
    @8_six7_five3_09 4 місяці тому +17

    "...with the child VIRTUALLY unharmed."😂😂😂

  • @swagonelevenatalltimes
    @swagonelevenatalltimes 5 місяців тому +18

    this is the greatest man to ever live

  • @shadynasty7006
    @shadynasty7006 8 місяців тому +40

    She seems like a ton of fun!

    • @ivanvalentin3898
      @ivanvalentin3898 4 місяці тому

      She was enjoying every sec of that back cracking manuever

  • @dropkickthepunk529
    @dropkickthepunk529 Рік тому +40

    Larry Dickem for president

    • @Lord_Falcon
      @Lord_Falcon 8 місяців тому +1

      Campaign slogan ideas:
      Dickem delivers his promises!
      **asks crowd: "and what does Larry Dickem do to his opponents?" Crowd shouts: "KICKS EM STRAIGHT IN THE DICKEM!"

    • @d.williams9610
      @d.williams9610 5 місяців тому +2

      We good. There's already someone running. Against trump. 🎉

  • @BLACKSENSUALITY
    @BLACKSENSUALITY Рік тому +375

    “Well apparently she talkin too much shit so now you have to go into full self defense mode.”
    And he ain’t lying. A woman with a baby in her arms will whoop yo azz!
    “Let it fall safely to the concrete.”
    Come get this fool! 😂😂😂

  • @philgaetano6926
    @philgaetano6926 Рік тому +36

    Is that Mrs. Dickem? Cause she sure holding a baby Dickem in her hands. That’s why he allowed the baby to fall “safely” to the concrete. The Master of Beasts got a heart of gold.

    • @clinicaltranscription1190
      @clinicaltranscription1190 4 місяці тому +3

      She 'says' it's his baby, cuz they've been in a monogamous relationship the past 8 years.., just to try to get child support from Sensai Dickem, but we can all plainly see it shares No Resemblance whatsoever

    • @ZeChADPK
      @ZeChADPK 3 місяці тому

      Baby dickem Jr would probably break concrete on impact with genes like that

    • @warpnin3
      @warpnin3 3 місяці тому

      @@clinicaltranscription1190 ...and any resemblance is pure coincidence and probably fabricated too.

  • @Paganlol
    @Paganlol 3 місяці тому +2

    Larry Dickem came outta no where for me and I'm so happy about it

  • @LargeMarge8671
    @LargeMarge8671 4 місяці тому +9

    With her rockin' that 1 sock 😂😂😂😂

  • @jebediahnightlinger6357
    @jebediahnightlinger6357 Рік тому +51

    I've tried this multiple times and it definitely doesn't harm the child

  • @thistexanspov6337
    @thistexanspov6337 5 місяців тому +9

    Dude is legend so glad I've found him recently

  • @jamesariel9399
    @jamesariel9399 5 місяців тому +15

    The baby has a cigarette too 😂😂🤣🤣💀💀

    • @jsanders9975
      @jsanders9975 5 місяців тому +3

      Just noticed that 🤣🤣

  • @anthonyhughes8026
    @anthonyhughes8026 5 місяців тому +14

    I howled at this art. Change my mind.

  • @apexkilla
    @apexkilla 4 місяці тому +5

    This man is criminally underrated

  • @Real_Deal
    @Real_Deal 5 місяців тому +6

    Genius!
    I laughed out loud at the title before I even clicked.

  • @tigeratlas
    @tigeratlas 2 місяці тому +1

    This man is a national treasure.

  • @swapper5684
    @swapper5684 5 місяців тому +15

    Next can you teach us how to defend ourselves through a crowd of innocent people? Thank you.

  • @marioncobretti520
    @marioncobretti520 5 місяців тому +6

    Not sure what I just watched, bit it's hilarious and this dude is rad

  • @cwhip2432
    @cwhip2432 5 місяців тому +5

    Thanks Larry, 3/4 times this worked like a charm.

  • @kylemclaughlin2184
    @kylemclaughlin2184 4 місяці тому +3

    Who is this gem of a man I’ve stumbled across on this wonderful platform, his lessons are glorious and pristine.

  • @niclast7600
    @niclast7600 9 місяців тому +17

    We need a character like this in GTA 6

  • @donaldreed3210
    @donaldreed3210 Рік тому +40

    Notice the placement of the left hand. This is crucial in getting her to submit to your command.

    • @kabalaro4622
      @kabalaro4622 4 місяці тому +2

      I was already wondering if that left hand made her giggle, or the bending over backwards😂😂😂😂

    • @Siberius-
      @Siberius- 4 місяці тому +1

      That comment has a weird energy to it...

  • @lukeschatte1350
    @lukeschatte1350 Рік тому +9

    Thanks Larry! Had to use these skills in a practical situation today while picking my son up from daycare

  • @darrinvickers5949
    @darrinvickers5949 2 місяці тому +1

    Fricking hilarious! My new action hero!

  • @JustChadC
    @JustChadC 4 місяці тому +1

    Master Larry has saved my life

  • @lisaaltman9363
    @lisaaltman9363 4 місяці тому +2

    So ridiculously FUNNY, & I'm not easily humored! LOOOVE THIS!

  • @DaveMar-w6r
    @DaveMar-w6r 4 місяці тому

    This is some of the funnies stuff I’ve seen in a long time. I love all of the subtleties. Keep it coming, Larry and troop.

  • @woodyjohnson2077
    @woodyjohnson2077 4 місяці тому +1

    This is one of the funniest and original content I’ve seen in a while . Everything was near perfect. Kudos !

  • @samueljames4043
    @samueljames4043 2 місяці тому +1

    This guy's hilarious!! Reminds me of my Uncle Leroy, when I was a kid. Same cigarette, same talk, same expressions, same afro.

  • @MrMannerless
    @MrMannerless 4 місяці тому +1

    This is so reminiscent of original UA-cam shit! Love it!

  • @theotothefuture
    @theotothefuture 4 місяці тому +1

    Lmao her laughing at you actually trying to crack her back is gold

  • @mathewcarpenter-d8g
    @mathewcarpenter-d8g 4 місяці тому +1

    As a victim of violent baby attacks I appreciate this information.

  • @DerrickFair-lm9ri
    @DerrickFair-lm9ri 5 місяців тому +2

    I wasn't ready for this $#!t
    😂🤣😂

  • @MarkCuckerberg1
    @MarkCuckerberg1 4 місяці тому +1

    This guy is awesome! How does he not have millions of followers.

  • @Mrzcakesn6
    @Mrzcakesn6 4 місяці тому +2

    The baby smoking a cigarette. 😂😂😂 This is what you call funny and make your stomach and face hurt…😂😂😂

  • @deebaker4671
    @deebaker4671 Рік тому +8

    Bro you need to have your show. You are creative and funny as hell !!

  • @hcnevils
    @hcnevils Рік тому +2

    I can't believe you don't have more followers! This was HILARIOUS!

  • @George-go8zt
    @George-go8zt 5 місяців тому +2

    I love you Larry Dickens! I used this and saved myself from charges of aggression!

  • @Gregc63
    @Gregc63 4 місяці тому +1

    While rendering the child VIRTUALLY unharmed… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my new favorite UA-cam channel!

  • @PaxilRose
    @PaxilRose 4 місяці тому

    Thank you so much for selfdefense techniques that are actually applicable to real world situations. So much on UA-cam that will get you in trouble if shit actually goes down. Respect!

  • @wisconsinbigcheese6309
    @wisconsinbigcheese6309 2 місяці тому

    Life lessons I some how needed but have lived without. Thanks

  • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
    @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 4 місяці тому +2

    The little “GUH” karate noise gets me every time. I even try and brace for it and NOPE

  • @crastonmcsandwich3440
    @crastonmcsandwich3440 Рік тому +3

    This conforms with all state self-defense statutes. Brilliant.

  • @thnd-uo4vp
    @thnd-uo4vp 3 місяці тому

    Larry Dickem’s started coming across my recommended channels and he is freaking hilarious!

  • @viralcloud2231
    @viralcloud2231 4 місяці тому +1

    Ooooeeeeeee😭😭😭😭gets me all the time man hilarious

  • @musicsavage707
    @musicsavage707 4 місяці тому +1

    No idea where this guy came from or why it suddenly popped in my feed but now I'm happy to be a subscriber!

  • @kmac4401
    @kmac4401 7 місяців тому +2

    Mr dickem great sensei passing knowledge

  • @pandap4ntz
    @pandap4ntz 4 місяці тому +1

    He got his crocs on sport mode 😊

  • @Blastsbeatstilldeath
    @Blastsbeatstilldeath 4 місяці тому +1

    This shit is pure gold.

  • @xn3vx
    @xn3vx Місяць тому

    Thia video is one of my favorite ones fr it actually gives you some laughs and everything in this video puts out a lot of smarts Fr there alot of creativity too man

  • @johnroberts4647
    @johnroberts4647 16 годин тому

    Hahaha this was awesome as usual from Larry. I needed a good laugh today!

    • @larrydickem
      @larrydickem  14 годин тому

      @@johnroberts4647 you got what you came for. ✊🏾✊🏾

  • @JerLuis99
    @JerLuis99 4 місяці тому +1

    you are the true master splinter

  • @johnward8356
    @johnward8356 5 місяців тому +6

    This was fucking hilarious!

  • @regnarecaps
    @regnarecaps Рік тому +4

    Love your videos on FB! Let’s get this channel rollin!

  • @shmow08
    @shmow08 4 місяці тому

    You guys are hilarious, love you guys, and thank you for the laugh.

  • @JAFTW
    @JAFTW 4 місяці тому

    "you wanna be nice as you can at first". not even 30 seconds in, and ive already learned so much.

  • @rafaellastracom6411
    @rafaellastracom6411 4 місяці тому

    Sage advice. Thank you brother, I needed that right now.

  • @goth_goat_dad
    @goth_goat_dad 4 місяці тому

    I was skeptical at first but this man definitely knows his shit

  • @Devil0027
    @Devil0027 5 місяців тому +3

    Idk how i got here, but im here now 😂😂😂😂

  • @robertgray323
    @robertgray323 4 місяці тому

    Great work Larry!!! Learning so much from you

  • @crazyhorse3854
    @crazyhorse3854 5 місяців тому +1

    ive had to use this move three times. and long story short, i havent had to make one child support payment my whole life. Thank you Larry Dickem.

  • @marleymar8232
    @marleymar8232 4 місяці тому

    The absolute effort in getting that sound spot on every time is funny.

  • @Dragonfire576
    @Dragonfire576 4 місяці тому

    This Man is a Genius!!

  • @jaifyre702
    @jaifyre702 4 місяці тому

    WHAT!?!?!?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I wasn't ready🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💪🏾 this was too damn funny

  • @vanwade5870
    @vanwade5870 Рік тому +7

    He said F that kid by kicking it.😂😂😂

  • @johns363
    @johns363 4 місяці тому

    Your videos should have multi millions of views Larry.

  • @disf5178
    @disf5178 5 місяців тому +1

    Go Larry.. things will happen for you

  • @jamesgraham5876
    @jamesgraham5876 4 місяці тому

    Nah bruh.... when he tells her, "Look down at that." right after saying that she was gonna distracted and look down at it. 😂😂😂😂

  • @tb3664
    @tb3664 4 місяці тому

    Omg this is some of the funniest shit I have seen in a long time, love it!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jarrydee2799
    @jarrydee2799 4 місяці тому

    Best thing I have seen in years!

  • @lonelyghooost3743
    @lonelyghooost3743 4 місяці тому

    This man is a well of wisdom

  • @Blockofsoap
    @Blockofsoap 4 місяці тому

    I laughed to tears through the whole video 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chrisurfer83
    @chrisurfer83 4 місяці тому

    This is my new favorite thing on the internet.

  • @grimgrahamch.4157
    @grimgrahamch.4157 4 місяці тому +1

    "She gon look down at it (look down at that)."

    • @l.k.1111
      @l.k.1111 4 місяці тому

      @@grimgrahamch.4157 😅😂

  • @Sloppyjoe7390
    @Sloppyjoe7390 15 днів тому

    Some good tips there Larry dickem I will make sure to put them to the test next time 💯

  • @scottking7720
    @scottking7720 5 місяців тому +2

    Have a team up with Master Ken.