Sketchy Things About Amy Schumer Everyone Ignores

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  • @amandaz1385
    @amandaz1385 8 років тому +4894

    Did anyone else's heart sink a little bit when the camera panned at Steve - O? He looks so sad.

    • @RipleysSanatorium
      @RipleysSanatorium 8 років тому +119

      ...yup...

    • @ryanmcgraw3555
      @ryanmcgraw3555 8 років тому +160

      yea that was too far

    • @MegaAlma19
      @MegaAlma19 8 років тому +116

      Same I frowned with him.

    • @amal3152
      @amal3152 8 років тому +167

      poor guy that bitch should not have made a joke about someones death

    • @kgbchannel7660
      @kgbchannel7660 8 років тому +63

      Yeah I felt bad

  • @TheDaftySage
    @TheDaftySage 8 років тому +543

    "I played a dumb white girl character on stage". Maybe Amy should finally break out of that character.

    • @dougtaylor2803
      @dougtaylor2803 8 років тому +28

      Actually, she didn't have to "play" at all.

    • @mutsuhanma7807
      @mutsuhanma7807 8 років тому +3

      great actress...i never realize when she's out of character

    • @StarryGordon
      @StarryGordon 8 років тому +3

      Physically speaking, there aren't any definable races. It's about as valid a distinction as astrological sign.

    • @Evil_Befall
      @Evil_Befall 8 років тому +5

      i thought she WAS a white dumb girl did not knowh she played it

    • @xtusvincit5230
      @xtusvincit5230 8 років тому +14

      Amy always plays herself, a spoiled no talent fugly fat Jewish princess.

  • @Hamsolo98
    @Hamsolo98 7 років тому +456

    Still, nothing tops the time Amy not only stole Ellen's joke, but told the shit to Ellen's face on live television.

    • @sussy7864
      @sussy7864 7 років тому +32

      ShaunVibes I laughed the first time I saw it not because of Amy but she had the balls to do it and Ellen knew exactly where she got that joke too

    • @MrVuckFiacom
      @MrVuckFiacom 7 років тому +27

      Imagine being such a loser that you ride off your father's coattails and steal people's jokes. She is pathetic.

    • @LeWildSister
      @LeWildSister 7 років тому +1

      ShaunVibes OMG I KNOW

    • @theæthœr
      @theæthœr 7 років тому +6

      ShaunVibes
      Did you feel the anger seeping from Ellen? I did... ☹️

    • @Shinoisreal
      @Shinoisreal 6 років тому +1

      ShaunVibes it was so cringe

  • @npc1238
    @npc1238 7 років тому +331

    So, two cannibals are eating Amy Schemer, and the first one says: "Does this taste funny to you?" And the second one says "No."

    • @jodierichardson4308
      @jodierichardson4308 5 років тому +4

      NPC #123 NOW THAT'S FUNNY!

    • @deadtime5562
      @deadtime5562 5 років тому +2

      No it taste like beef

    • @allys744
      @allys744 5 років тому +1

      That’s comedy

    • @silverpslm
      @silverpslm 5 років тому +5

      I pray this joke isn't too funny, or else Amy will use it and call you jealous.

    • @theDeMentalStewie
      @theDeMentalStewie 2 роки тому

      also.. the body is round

  • @dustyomeara5070
    @dustyomeara5070 8 років тому +385

    Never seen Steve-O not smile or laugh...You could tell he was truly not impressed at that joke.

    • @LiAR17ps3
      @LiAR17ps3 8 років тому +61

      The joke was so insensitive. I remember Ryan recently passed and then she just said that shit. Fuckin bitch

    • @DaxOrien
      @DaxOrien 8 років тому +25

      ***** Right, she basically got caught being a high school preppy bitch and wouldn't apologize later. Then tried to cover up how she got burned by Steve-O later.

    • @HunterAdkins861
      @HunterAdkins861 8 років тому +28

      Yeah seriously. And I get that jokes aren't supposed to make light of things in fact it's quite the opposite its an exaggeration of mostly the negative and more morbid subjects or topics, but that was the most insensitive "joke" I've ever heard. Steve-O's friend literally DIED. And she just thought "perfect joke material, death of another persons friend" I can't stand people like Amy. She thinks she's the best and whatever she says is right and never thinks about the repercussions.

    • @DaxOrien
      @DaxOrien 8 років тому +17

      Hunter Adkins Exactly. It's one thing to be crass but there is a moral line that even the "naughtiest" comedians acknowledged and didn't cross. That's why you don't hear many "jokes" like that one floating around. It's uncouth.

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 8 років тому +5

      Siema Dima yeah seriously she doesn't even deserve any of the shit she has the movie which clearly isn't about her life and her shitty shows which she rips off of other comedians it's just sad. I hope she falls off the planet soon

  • @misstigermilk
    @misstigermilk 8 років тому +735

    She is NOT a size 6. Fact.

    • @jeremygreenidge5209
      @jeremygreenidge5209 8 років тому +85

      Thank you. Maybe a 12.

    • @hazmat1373
      @hazmat1373 8 років тому +39

      I think she mistook the question for what a drunk blind guy at a bar would rate her.

    • @finleyholder736
      @finleyholder736 8 років тому +21

      She is a LIAR! lol she's like a uk 14 -16

    • @itztocaJulia
      @itztocaJulia 8 років тому +9

      I hate to burst everyone's bubble but Amy Schumer is 5'7". At 160 lbs, she's barely tipping into the "overweight" category on the BMI charts with a BMI of 25.1 (18 - 25 is "healthy weight"). I'm 5'7" myself and, when 160 lbs, am between a size 6 and size 8. That's really not "plus size" in the US... even though it is overweight.

    • @jeremygreenidge5209
      @jeremygreenidge5209 8 років тому +1

      Amy S Thank you.

  • @npc0168
    @npc0168 7 років тому +3069

    stevo's poor face..

    • @dryxeyes
      @dryxeyes 7 років тому +244

      Ikr I felt so bad

    • @NastyStankyChicken
      @NastyStankyChicken 7 років тому +214

      Joking about one of his best friends deaths what a fat cunt.

    • @atman4eva
      @atman4eva 7 років тому +5

      boo hoo he deserved to die that what drink driving gets you no sympathy for being a fuck boy

    • @prettyboygeorgie6024
      @prettyboygeorgie6024 7 років тому +73

      How can you be so ignorant? no one deserves to die, i hope you realise how insensitive you are

    • @wDoucheCanoe
      @wDoucheCanoe 7 років тому +36

      There are no boundaries when it comes to comedy, I don't care what it is. With that being said, the joke wasn't even funny and that was the issue. See how most of the audience was in awe as well as the dais instead of laughing?

  • @409raul
    @409raul 7 років тому +207

    I don't know who is worse...Lena Dunham or Amy Schumer??

    • @mzelle2000
      @mzelle2000 7 років тому +19

      EyesOfTheLion 11 Lena Dunham

    • @linzycallahan3980
      @linzycallahan3980 7 років тому +17

      EyesOfTheLion 11 lena 😐both terrible tho

    • @edwardking4257
      @edwardking4257 6 років тому +2

      They're both genetically mutated spawn of satans fetid jockstrap. That's why it's so hard to gauge which is worse.

    • @mitarashi8091
      @mitarashi8091 5 років тому

      Lena by a landslide. Amy is terrible, but atleast she doesn't go around saying "I wIsH i HaD aN aBoRtIoN".

    • @dianewilkins4418
      @dianewilkins4418 3 роки тому

      Tie

  • @mrhyde2484
    @mrhyde2484 8 років тому +227

    "I'm evolving as an artist" that is seriously the first thing she has ever said that made me laugh.

    • @Fausto_4841
      @Fausto_4841 8 років тому +3

      Lmao!! So true

    • @Harbringe
      @Harbringe 8 років тому +1

      Ok thats funny , you should be a comic , good one.

    • @peetaskatniss574
      @peetaskatniss574 8 років тому +5

      She is. It takes work to get to where she is today. She headlined Madison Square Garden and she was the first female comic to do so. She's doing something right. If you don't like her stand up, don't watch it. Simple as that. If I don't like a certain comic I don't watch them.

    • @MsSteveperryfan
      @MsSteveperryfan 8 років тому +2

      Lol that was a good one 😹😹👏🏼👏🏼

  • @Dutchevan11
    @Dutchevan11 8 років тому +429

    Amy schumer is probably the worst thing that's happened to television in a long time

    • @steadfastcoward
      @steadfastcoward 8 років тому +1

      If you searched here you could find 60 years of worse television...

    • @breal1183
      @breal1183 8 років тому +2

      Yeah hes the new president in 2016. Not your lying swindling crooked cunt Hillary. Get used to it bitch!

    • @mickm5097
      @mickm5097 8 років тому +2

      Why is it that the majority of Trump boosters only seem to be good at angry ranting and not offering any realistic solutions to problems? People who aren't able to control their own emotions notoriously make bad decisions, including when selecting a person to vote for.

    • @breal1183
      @breal1183 8 років тому +1

      Biggy S Don't forget Americas Got Talent. That's the most pretentious over rated over analyzed pontificating hack ass show I ever seen in my life. Every one has a sob story. And everyone is a superstar. Its one grade up from the Special Olympics.

    • @Christmasmusicnow
      @Christmasmusicnow 8 років тому

      what have you done recently, B Real, or ever?

  • @killuazoldyck4660
    @killuazoldyck4660 7 років тому +651

    Lol if you pay good money for a Schumer show you are already getting ripped off... LMao

    • @jensstowesand4927
      @jensstowesand4927 7 років тому +44

      Killua Zoldyck if you pay any money for one of her shows you're being ripped, heck I wouldn't watch her if I was being payed for it

  • @TheBonzobonzo
    @TheBonzobonzo 7 років тому +194

    Omfg ! What she said to Steve o is so fucking horrible ! Almost made me want to cry when I saw his face !

    • @the_empath_etc
      @the_empath_etc 6 років тому

      then cry bitch

    • @joeschmo2883
      @joeschmo2883 6 років тому +2

      Éric T.-C. Classy...#scumbag you like this ms piggy wanna be? She looked like a bag of Vienna sausages on her leather special.

    • @joeschmo2883
      @joeschmo2883 6 років тому

      Éric T.-C. He also has 187 likes... you have .....drumrollllllll...zero

    • @ShintoDizzy
      @ShintoDizzy 6 років тому

      The funny part, Cameron Luer, is that he donates and does more work for 3rd world countries than you ever will for the community you even live in. You are incredibly sad, my disappointment in you is immeasurable, and I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and only to you lmfao

  • @alkim345
    @alkim345 7 років тому +2110

    I still don't understand the hype with Amy Schumer like why is she funny?

    • @thebrazilianatlantis165
      @thebrazilianatlantis165 7 років тому +193

      She isn't, but unintelligent fat white women need someone to identify with, and unintelligent fat white women is the largest demographic in the U.S.

    • @axlbloom1408
      @axlbloom1408 7 років тому +14

      This guy says... she isn't

    • @deathgrinderb3284
      @deathgrinderb3284 7 років тому +27

      exactly she isn't funny. I never knew why she got so famous. how can you f**k up perverted and disgusting jokes? that's the bread and butter of comedy today.

    • @scoobynicker
      @scoobynicker 7 років тому +45

      She doesn't have any actual fans. Every dime she earns is because she has the right agents. Just like all the shit music you hear on the radio these days.

    • @ArtificialSoul
      @ArtificialSoul 7 років тому +44

      "Because she's a big girl and not affraid to be rude and that's so brave!"
      Because people kept saying this the majority wouldn't dare to admit Amy isn't funny at all. But after joke stealing and misbehaviour people are more critical, objective and honest about Schumer

  • @mlitt1996
    @mlitt1996 8 років тому +83

    That joke about Steve's friend was so tasteless Amy, even the audience wasn't laughing. Steve was trying so hard to keep it together...

    • @kaylaknight7091
      @kaylaknight7091 8 років тому +3

      It's a roast bro. Thats kinda what is advertised. Awful, tasteless, but hilarious jokes. It didn't get a laugh it got a moan, a loud one, and that was the goal.

    • @FuckFascistYouTube
      @FuckFascistYouTube 8 років тому +5

      0:38
      Sounds like laughter to me.

    • @SinDesigns
      @SinDesigns 8 років тому +7

      +Kayla Knight it wasn't the roast of Steve-O. It was the roast of Charlie Sheen.
      Did she have to resort to dead friend jokes of a completely different bperson because there's not enough comedic material to stick to jokes about Sheen's life?
      Please, Sheen's roast could practically write itself.

    • @raym.778
      @raym.778 8 років тому +2

      +Lisa Letson It was no different from any other roast. Usually every celebrity goes hard on every single celebrity in attendance. It's never been about sticking to just the one person featured at the roast.

    • @amila_
      @amila_ 8 років тому

      +Lisa Letson have you ever watched a roast?

  • @stephenstrange529
    @stephenstrange529 8 років тому +710

    The woman who created the pay for sex gag delivered it a hell of a lot better than Schumer.

    • @KneeCapHill
      @KneeCapHill 8 років тому +8

      the point is nobody loves her. Think she might be the daughter of someone important on tv

    • @bgraziano6867
      @bgraziano6867 8 років тому +19

      Yeah schemers delivery was way off and it wasn't nearly as funny

    • @NativeMind0311
      @NativeMind0311 8 років тому +25

      I felt like she knew she was doing something wrong as she was saying it.

    • @basbleupeaunoire
      @basbleupeaunoire 8 років тому +2

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @torresongs2
      @torresongs2 8 років тому +6

      Wendy Liebman is appearing in Portland, Or tonight!

  • @gardxnofeden
    @gardxnofeden 7 років тому +122

    "Funny lady" 😂😂😂 That title was funnier than anything Schumer has ever said

  • @michaelmannucci8949
    @michaelmannucci8949 7 років тому +796

    I've never met a person who liked her... What is this talk of her being "loved"?

    • @vampevanescencefan12
      @vampevanescencefan12 7 років тому +62

      Michael Mannucci Lots of feminists despise her though. She's pretty much doing what feminists advocate against.

    • @radrobd
      @radrobd 7 років тому +32

      The only one who loves Amy Schumer are the pizza deliver man, the baker, the ice cream man, the crew at McDonald's...

    • @TomAndersonDH
      @TomAndersonDH 4 роки тому +1

      She is only loved by idiots that can't see what's in front of them. She Is related to Chuck Schumer and that is what did it for her. Hollywood and democrats go hand in hand. She told Chuck that she wanted to be famous, He called a few people, they had some people write her some jokes and stole some from other comedians as well, and then she just had to memorize or read the script and be part of the things they told her to be part of. She has always been and will always be just a political pawn and activist. People don't seem to understand how this works somehow and I just don't get it. They even had a fake friendship with her and Jennifer lawrence at one time because Jennifer was the "relatable celebrity" at the time and it was just another ploy to get people to like Amy more as well. Notice how they aren't even "friends" anymore?

  • @confidentman294
    @confidentman294 7 років тому +1533

    Even Amy's timing is horrible on the pay for sex joke

    • @thebrazilianatlantis165
      @thebrazilianatlantis165 7 років тому +68

      And wording. Wendy Liebman words her jokes carefully because that's kind of the point.

    • @Ty-J_250
      @Ty-J_250 7 років тому +1

      It's called delivery

    • @thebrazilianatlantis165
      @thebrazilianatlantis165 7 років тому +30

      Timing is part of delivery.

    • @Ty-J_250
      @Ty-J_250 7 років тому +1

      Joseph Scott not saying you're wrong but what does timing have to do with anything?

    • @thebrazilianatlantis165
      @thebrazilianatlantis165 7 років тому +24

      Part of comedy is the element of surprise, and you can surprise a listener effectively with timing -- let them think about what you just said just a certain amount and then a switcharoo.

  • @mkyax
    @mkyax 8 років тому +400

    I strongly dislike this "comedian"

    • @TheBluzeman
      @TheBluzeman 8 років тому +73

      I like that you held back in your comment. I would have said I strongly despise this sack of shit.

  • @hafsahussein365
    @hafsahussein365 7 років тому +97

    guys, give her a break. she's had to deal with Amy Schumer all her life.

  • @Strawberrycream100
    @Strawberrycream100 8 років тому +460

    She just has such a big ego. To be a good comedian you have to be able to not take yourself too seriously and she just doesn't have the ability to do that.

    • @SoLiTaRyBoNe
      @SoLiTaRyBoNe 8 років тому +6

      Kevin Heart doesn't take himself too seriously all the time and you see him very successful now.

    • @ashandtuesday
      @ashandtuesday 8 років тому

      In what world?

    • @SoLiTaRyBoNe
      @SoLiTaRyBoNe 8 років тому +2

      Ashley Taylor lol don't worry about it their logic is "you have to take yourself too seriously in order to be a good comic" that's like saying you have to be obese in order to be a waitress.

    • @duckymoemoemarisa
      @duckymoemoemarisa 8 років тому +4

      +SoLiTaRyBoNe They actually said "you have to be able to NOT take yourself too seriously."

    • @Strawberrycream100
      @Strawberrycream100 8 років тому +2

      +SoLiTaRyBoNe can you not read? I said you have to take yourself not that seriously to be a good comedian

  • @ErgoCogita
    @ErgoCogita 8 років тому +203

    I gotta be honest, I can't stand her. I REALLY can't stand her. I would literally pay a monthly fee to never see or hear from her again.

    • @onepunchman6664
      @onepunchman6664 8 років тому +7

      lol@monthly fee

    • @hagarthehonorable8133
      @hagarthehonorable8133 8 років тому +6

      Or for free you can just not click on Amy Schumer UA-cam videos.

    • @ErgoCogita
      @ErgoCogita 8 років тому +7

      Hagar TheHonorable
      In a perfect word, perhaps, Hagar. But this isn't a perfect world. I am inundated with the hack in commercials and ads, everywhere. As I said, I would pay to not ever see or hear from her ever again.

    • @hagarthehonorable8133
      @hagarthehonorable8133 8 років тому

      +ErgoCogita it's really not hard man, just be sure to only click on the videos that do not have a pic of Amy's face next to them. Good luck!

    • @VidkunQL
      @VidkunQL 8 років тому +1

      So would I, come to think of it.
      Say... This is starting to sound like a business opportunity...

  • @flowersynth
    @flowersynth 8 років тому +783

    She joked about and bragged about literally raping a guy, made several racist jokes, several degrading things and acts like a victim:

    • @binal-flecki2387
      @binal-flecki2387 8 років тому +27

      but it's ok tho she's a woman

    • @TheSCBGeneral
      @TheSCBGeneral 8 років тому +34

      +absoftitanium The point is she's a hypocrite, and shouldn't have an influence on current political and social issues.

    • @flowersynth
      @flowersynth 8 років тому +9

      absoftitanium
      She's a hypocrite.

    • @flowersynth
      @flowersynth 8 років тому +26

      absoftitanium
      The difference is you support a self proclaimed rapist and I don't.

    • @TheSCBGeneral
      @TheSCBGeneral 8 років тому +6

      absoftitanium I never brought up Trump. What are you on about?

  • @pierce8878
    @pierce8878 7 років тому +236

    Amy Schumer is the Nicole Arbour of Hollywood.

    • @rand0mdude779
      @rand0mdude779 6 років тому

      Pierce Smith To give Amy some credit at least she promoted body positivity unlike a certain skanky UA-camr we know

  • @mikecronis
    @mikecronis 8 років тому +398

    Amy hasn't weighed 160 since she was in high-school, and she hasn't been a size 6 since she was 11.

    • @FastFoodLifers1
      @FastFoodLifers1 8 років тому +8

      She hasn't been a Size 6 since she was 6... ayeeeeeeeee.

    • @rain3743
      @rain3743 8 років тому +29

      Size six , my ASS. Not even a 10, sweetie. I don't know how tall she is, but her on camera chub factor is worse than mine, and I am in a size 10.

    • @crimeslime5419
      @crimeslime5419 8 років тому +11

      I can't believe she's 160... I'm overweight myself so while someone being like 20 above their bmi might be a shocker to most people, I'm usually never shocked when I found out anyone's weight. But my sister is shorter than Amy and weighs the same, yet is still like half her size, so I am a little surprised. Amy must either have like no muscle or be completely lying about her weight. Also I'm certainly not shocked that she can "catch a dick whenever she wants" cause that requires like 0 skill. Question is can she get whoever she wants (not just a random dick)?

    • @cuda1179
      @cuda1179 8 років тому +3

      I'm going to have to find the article again, but it definitively calls Amy Schumer out on that BS lie. The article shows differing celebrities, adjusting for heel size, standing next to each other. This gives us a good sense of scale. Now, using that scale they compared pictures of those celebrities to what they ADMIT their sizes are. If you compare Amy Schumer's body dimensions with the other women you would find that someone her size would be at least a size 12, probably a 14. In some of her "chubbier" times it was a 16 or 18.

    • @rainesalatte
      @rainesalatte 8 років тому +15

      As a fatty, that chick is nowhere near a 6 or 8! Maybe a 14 at the smallest. I mean, own it bitch. We can all see the truth. That being said, she isn't even funny. Lots of people think so, I guess, or she wouldn't be famous. I just don't find her funny at all.

  • @DominoEffect572
    @DominoEffect572 8 років тому +198

    I really can't believe hollywood actually gives her air time.

    • @hippiegirl58
      @hippiegirl58 8 років тому +7

      The bar for talent these days has been set so low. There are so many 'entertainers" today that I do not "get" regarding their success.

    • @larrylucas8385
      @larrylucas8385 8 років тому +5

      I agree with you 100%. Why is this woman a celebrity. Like you I don"t get it.

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 8 років тому +6

      I just never thought she was funny ~ at all!

    • @xViceBeach
      @xViceBeach 8 років тому

      Rude

    • @fortyforfree
      @fortyforfree 8 років тому +3

      Jews with good connects get far

  • @antonioprado4816
    @antonioprado4816 8 років тому +47

    The sketchiest thing Schumer has done? Reportedly playing Barbie in a new movie in production. How is that possible? Well, because of the hijacked pop culture that tells us she epitomizes beauty. Those who are awake know better.

    • @Chloe-ru2eb
      @Chloe-ru2eb 7 років тому +1

      why is making chubby barbies "going too far"? can you explain in way that would make any ounce of sense?

    • @antonioprado4816
      @antonioprado4816 7 років тому +5

      SJW alert. Trigger alert. Well, you see, because making fat Barbies and teaching young girls that it's OK to be fat is just plain unhealthy and a bunch bullshit. Like, we're all beautiful anyway! ... (I'm taking cursing out here, with apologies. I was in a cranky mood last night.)

    • @Chloe-ru2eb
      @Chloe-ru2eb 7 років тому

      they were never fat whales, they were chubby

  • @michaelc.4321
    @michaelc.4321 7 років тому +56

    That Stevo thing was just unforgivable... I mean I understand making an offensive joke or one in bad taste, but I mean when it is purely hurtful....

  • @ChampionBuddhaBoy
    @ChampionBuddhaBoy 8 років тому +41

    Wtf that Ryan Dunn joke isn't funny at all, it's just cruel

  • @stardustgalaxy17
    @stardustgalaxy17 8 років тому +103

    The only joke is her career.

    • @tezzo55
      @tezzo55 7 років тому +5

      :-) . . . and this one, that's funny!

    • @robfaget3187
      @robfaget3187 6 років тому

      Wish the Hollywood elites would sacrifice her fat ass

    • @laq5796
      @laq5796 5 років тому

      You're mistaken, her life is also a joke.

  • @euanmillar3387
    @euanmillar3387 8 років тому +1193

    Is one of them that she isn't funny.

    • @langegemi-fob4414
      @langegemi-fob4414 8 років тому +7

      thank you!! I was thinking the same thing!!

    • @jackarrants7325
      @jackarrants7325 8 років тому +5

      yeah never liked her either. I didn't go see Train wreck. Heard mixed reviews. but still can't be bothered to listen to her unfunny jokes lol

    • @robnlynchburgvaable
      @robnlynchburgvaable 8 років тому +3

      +LoudAnge #Gemini not funny at all

    • @Bremonade
      @Bremonade 8 років тому +3

      +Jack Arrants the movie sucked ass

    • @michellestella8213
      @michellestella8213 8 років тому

      +Fit Tall Gay Blond bodyshaming?? seriously??

  • @steveharwell2464
    @steveharwell2464 7 років тому +208

    *amy...you are plus size*

  • @sammycramer2989
    @sammycramer2989 7 років тому +284

    Everybody laughed when Amy said she wanted to be a comedian
    Nobody's laughing now

    • @CandiTheKitteh
      @CandiTheKitteh 7 років тому +10

      ironically this joke was made(stolen probably) by her

  • @Lostinmyhead23
    @Lostinmyhead23 8 років тому +40

    She must've paid those comedians money to take back their accusations because they were the same. Also for some odd reason when i first saw her trailer for Train wreck I did not like her and that was my first time hearing about her and she just had this annoying person vibe but this video gave me a valid reason why I hate her

    • @amyhackmer1751
      @amyhackmer1751 8 років тому +5

      She hasn't paid me and she couldn't ... check out what she did to (even) me: maid not for you . com. i help make a new version of Amy Schumer.HOTMESS.0. And no, I'm not kidding when I say so.

    • @thebrazilianatlantis165
      @thebrazilianatlantis165 7 років тому

      Well Robin Williams gave off an annoying vibe but he never sto -- oh, never mind.

  • @Anthony-df4bs
    @Anthony-df4bs 8 років тому +239

    I don't know who is more annoying, Silverman or Schumer. Both are examples that anyone can make it big in hollywood.

    • @foxxeeyy
      @foxxeeyy 8 років тому

      You sure got that right!!!

    • @amyhackmer1751
      @amyhackmer1751 8 років тому +8

      That is because after she hit it big with Last Comic Standing, she started emulating more of Sarah Silverman. SS may be grating but at least she's an original.

    • @theryumancer9639
      @theryumancer9639 8 років тому

      At least Silverman is somewhat hot when she keeps her mouth shut. Schumer is still ugly when she doesn't talk.

    • @goat60804
      @goat60804 8 років тому +10

      Silverman is not hot in anyway, she looks like a horse.

    • @theryumancer9639
      @theryumancer9639 8 років тому

      goat60804
      In terms of her body I meant. Still not as bad as Schumer.

  • @durondelia
    @durondelia 7 років тому +231

    I don't like her.

    • @the_empath_etc
      @the_empath_etc 6 років тому

      Puddy Kat We get it, you and ever other hater.

    • @madpicken
      @madpicken 6 років тому +12

      amy schumer is the worst

    • @kimgrant3879
      @kimgrant3879 5 років тому +1

      @@the_empath_etc and there is lots of them

    • @the_empath_etc
      @the_empath_etc 5 років тому

      @@kimgrant3879 Yes. People love to hate for no reason whatsoever

    • @allys744
      @allys744 5 років тому

      You’re not alone

  • @chefgiovanni
    @chefgiovanni 8 років тому +2769

    Sketchy is an understatement. She is not funny.

    • @chefgiovanni
      @chefgiovanni 8 років тому +33

      K.G. Sanders
      She is a " poser " , not funny and basically just a pig. sorry little piggies if I offend you.

    • @lilsuge1413
      @lilsuge1413 8 років тому +2

      i was gonna Write thatXD

    • @mkfenris
      @mkfenris 8 років тому +23

      Agreed, I just don't find her funny. She just runs right into the whole, I'm a drunk whore material without hesitation.

    • @GaydolfShitler
      @GaydolfShitler 8 років тому +2

      Agreed

    • @jennifer23ish
      @jennifer23ish 8 років тому +15

      she is not funny ,true she is just cruel !

  • @girlsoup01
    @girlsoup01 8 років тому +364

    Schumer is between a 6 & an 8.... Roflmfao!!!!!
    I dont think so, honey.

  • @JC545X39
    @JC545X39 8 років тому +202

    remember when you used to have to be talented or good looking or have some sort of value in order to be famous?

  • @iloverobot8531
    @iloverobot8531 7 років тому +156

    _Sketchy things about Amy Schumer everyone ignores: she's not fucking funny and she still has success_

    • @rednova241
      @rednova241 6 років тому +1

      actually most of us with a sense of humor find her funny...sorry that your hatred of woman gets in the way.

  • @TheCatAteMyShoe
    @TheCatAteMyShoe 8 років тому +427

    I don't find this chick funny. I don't like her both professionally and personally.

    • @tonia2483
      @tonia2483 8 років тому +2

      yup

    • @theatheaa1
      @theatheaa1 8 років тому +2

      do yourself a favor, dont watch her funny shit then

    • @TheCatAteMyShoe
      @TheCatAteMyShoe 8 років тому +12

      theatheaa1
      I don't. Why would you think I watch her shit?

    • @clarke5479
      @clarke5479 8 років тому +1

      think he meant personality?

    • @troubleinbound
      @troubleinbound 8 років тому +4

      she's shit

  • @davidchung3923
    @davidchung3923 8 років тому +322

    Amy Schumer isn't a size 6-8. My Mom looks skinnier than her and wears a size 12. Schumer looks more like a size 16-20

    • @HVS-gk7oo
      @HVS-gk7oo 8 років тому +15

      God no! I'm a US size 16-18 and I am way bigger than Amy! She looks bigger due to her round-ish face and because she may be what they call "skinny-fat", but no, she is not plus size and definitely not a size 16.

    • @flyboy2099
      @flyboy2099 8 років тому +2

      +Cecilia Söderberg lol

    • @theSolo33
      @theSolo33 8 років тому +4

      pics of your mom?

    • @713aftermister
      @713aftermister 8 років тому

      +sensual heretic 😂😂😂 that big girl shop????

    • @michellep.4026
      @michellep.4026 8 років тому +3

      Well that's why she's a comedian not a model who the hell cares

  • @fiddlefaddle1
    @fiddlefaddle1 8 років тому +100

    She said that she was between a 6 or 8 ? What measurement in size is she referring to, meters, feet, leagues, fathoms, what?

    • @phillach5181
      @phillach5181 8 років тому +1

      i thought she was talkin out of 10. I dont like her, joke thief

    • @aahyes9068
      @aahyes9068 8 років тому +8

      Between 6 or 8 years old when she could last fit into a size 16 dress.

    • @samtheman6869
      @samtheman6869 8 років тому

      pfretman meters

    • @yourdarkestfears1134
      @yourdarkestfears1134 8 років тому

      lol...I thought the same thing. that's my size...there's no freakin way. I think she is lying about her weight too.. but I'm not sure...
      Smh

    • @danadoo960
      @danadoo960 8 років тому

      She said, " Plus size is considered size 16 in America. I go between a size 6 and an 8." That is most likely referring to the size of the jeans. Most women's jeans are sized this way. Like size 2,4,6,8,10,12,14,16 etc. Some dresses go by these sizes also. So that's what she was talking about when she said sizes.

  • @bradhp11
    @bradhp11 7 років тому +29

    I was (painfully) watching her netflix stand up comedy when she said that a random man had sex with her unconscious body without her knowing (basically rape) and she then proceeded to call him a hero
    I still don't know why no one says anything about that.

  • @k8fearsnoart
    @k8fearsnoart 8 років тому +101

    I still don't understand why she got so famous, and I cringe every time someone calls her things that she's not, like The Daily Mail and their constant "the blonde beauty" and "Amy's sultry eyes". How about, "she looks like dough that has risen and someone stuck her facial features in the very middle", or "Amy's PR team is shameless and are the reason she is so far up her own ass?" Just yuck. She takes herself too seriously and she's ALWAYS dropping names, something that has ALWAYS been considered gauche and unacceptable amongst those of us with self-respect who don't have to rely on who we've met to try to validate ourselves.

    • @truthteller4442
      @truthteller4442 8 років тому +9

      She's famous because her cousin is Zionist New York Senator Charles Schumer. They control Hollyweird and politics.

    • @VladTheImpalerTepesIII
      @VladTheImpalerTepesIII 8 років тому +2

      Jew don't know why Amy Jewmer got so famous? Open your eyes if jew truly don't know

    • @karenmicciulli784
      @karenmicciulli784 8 років тому

      Thank explains a lot.

    • @stellalost8881
      @stellalost8881 8 років тому +1

      Who in the entire world told you that you have a say in what a blonde beauty is?! Did you get the book that states the rules on being beautiful? Yes? Well, it doesn't exist. That makes your argument completely invalid… but then you say you have, believe it or not, self-pride. Firstly, you decide that she takes herself too seriously- you take her too seriously. No you don't? Look at what you typed! She is a human- so are you... but apparently she looks like "dough that has risen" with her "facial features in the very middle" I'm sorry but who was stuck up their own butt? It was you to take a very long look at her face and analyzed it, right? Yes. So your saying she can't be beautiful, right? Are you considering yourself to have self respect, still? Really? Are you? Are you prideful after your comment? If you answered yes, re-read everything I wrote then re-read your petty complaints toward her own self pride- that people have helped her build. Next, realize what a fool you sound like. Lastly, rethink the amount of dignity you should actually have instilled within yourself after what you've said.
      No one told you that you have the final say in whether or not, a woman, a person, or anything you know of, is beautiful. No one. Beauty is subjective so treat it that way. Why isn't she beautiful? What makes you think you can decide on someone else's beauty? "The Book of Beauty Standards & Qualifiers For Anything" doesn't exist, so how can you say anything on the matter?
      Watch your step, your fake "self-respect" is tripping your logic up.

    • @Greencoast215
      @Greencoast215 8 років тому +1

      Me either. i remember when she started rising to fame. I tried to figure it out, and for the life of me I couldn't. The same with that boyfriend Jeselnikk of hers, although he never stayed relevant like she did.

  • @RinaPinxz22
    @RinaPinxz22 8 років тому +1566

    Amy Schumer is one of the most unfunny people in the comedy world.

    • @maddz-kn1xw
      @maddz-kn1xw 8 років тому +12

      I agree, I've never found her funny.

    • @glennhynes5185
      @glennhynes5185 8 років тому +9

      Amen. I couldn't agree more.

    • @AliensAnonymous
      @AliensAnonymous 8 років тому +18

      I walked out of her inane train wreck of a movie last year and was reimbursed my ticket, cost of popcorn and a beer; the manager agreed the movie sucked.

    • @zbeast
      @zbeast 8 років тому +4

      I think that honor go to Will Ferrell

    • @zbeast
      @zbeast 8 років тому +4

      I don't even pay attention to Kevin Hart... but Will Ferrell keeps showing up like a turd that won't flush.. Kind of like adam sandler.
      www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/netflix-boss-defends-giving-adam-sandler-money-to-make-awful-films-a7185591.html

  • @markhilston2119
    @markhilston2119 8 років тому +142

    She is a prime example of the famous saying..... When you put lipstick on a pig, it is still a pig

    • @PauliD.1
      @PauliD.1 8 років тому +17

      Mark Hilston cant polish a turd

    • @frasefra5297
      @frasefra5297 8 років тому +2

      Mark Hilston Can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

  • @cinnastyle3260
    @cinnastyle3260 7 років тому +240

    I'd say her sketchiest moment was when she raped a man... Surprised that wasn't mentioned.

    • @Qiast
      @Qiast 7 років тому +4

      Gatica she did???

    • @ethanieldude1
      @ethanieldude1 7 років тому +9

      BIG Caesar Yep.

    • @Mia-dt3gl
      @Mia-dt3gl 7 років тому +112

      Amy admitted it herself in one of her comedy routines. According to her she once tried to have sex with a man who had already passed out drunk, but lamented that she couldn't do it because he had "whiskey dick". If she was a man saying this about a woman, there's no way she would've ever gotten away with this.

    • @KookiesNolly
      @KookiesNolly 7 років тому +24

      Mia she'd be fire!!
      Anyone who finds what she said funny but would be outraged if the roles were reversed (even concerning her harassement of Cooper) is just purely and simple sexist towards men.

    • @vaultdweller9210
      @vaultdweller9210 7 років тому +13

      Wtf?? I never heard about that. But still, not even surprised tbh

  • @portyMD
    @portyMD 8 років тому +207

    How did she even get famous?

    • @charlee_hotel
      @charlee_hotel 8 років тому +43

      She's the daughter of a high ranking senator.

    • @gimiklioptions
      @gimiklioptions 7 років тому

      She is the first self inflating human, we need her in the public eye so we wont miss the day she pops.

    • @henryettoit897
      @henryettoit897 7 років тому +2

      literally nepotism

    • @mandeepsekhon
      @mandeepsekhon 7 років тому +2

      being jewish

    • @tezzo55
      @tezzo55 7 років тому +3

      :-) That old "nepotism" making millions laugh all over the planet! Fucking big family! :-)

  • @rachit
    @rachit 7 років тому +229

    Ashley Graham is an attractive, smart and a respectable woman. Schumer, isn't.

  • @naveensilva2312
    @naveensilva2312 8 років тому +63

    I always find it funny that most of these comedians with shows have a huge staff of writers making up most of the comedy but not getting any credit.

    • @ilovemissbayer
      @ilovemissbayer 8 років тому +1

      the writer's get paid, though

    • @GozerTheGozerian
      @GozerTheGozerian 8 років тому +2

      Writers are always paid poorly.

    • @happypearson9517
      @happypearson9517 8 років тому

      GozerTheGozerian p

    • @kefkapalazzo1
      @kefkapalazzo1 8 років тому

      It's like a song writer. Doesn't really matter if you can write a song if you lack the talent or charisma to make it a hit. Thy being said, schemers writers suck

    • @holi6709
      @holi6709 8 років тому

      for now..maybe you should learn how to spell write

  • @shintotchi
    @shintotchi 7 років тому +36

    One of the rare times the comment section in an NS video has ever been so unified.

  • @sapper_5126
    @sapper_5126 8 років тому +249

    +Nicki Swift I like how you COMPLETELY failed to mention she took advantage of a guy she was obsessed while she was in college. She joked about getting him completely intoxicated to the point that he was falling asleep while she had sex with. In case you didn't know that's called RAPE. Apparently it doesn't count though because it was the guy getting raped, and in the eyes of most women she didn't do anything wrong. Apparently in the eyes of her fellow feminists it's not even possible for a women to rape a man though. People defend her over the fact she did this too saying that he forced himself on her. How could he have possibly forced himself on her while he was falling asleep? Oh and the best part is she's considered a part of the feminist community!

    • @gino-tx2we
      @gino-tx2we 8 років тому +9

      Dude, just, alright? He's pointing out a double standard, and you don't have to get all "We need justice!" about it. He's not saying that men go through terrible horrible sex crimes more than women, he's just saying they still get dragged through the shit.

    • @heliopyre
      @heliopyre 8 років тому +2

      sadly, in some countries that isn't rape. because it is defined as vaginal penetration by a penis it means that legally it can ONLY be committed by a man. the UK for example

    • @RuiOliveiraTV
      @RuiOliveiraTV 8 років тому +1

      It was a joke... I can't belive somenone belive in it o_o

    • @dannyhengel7645
      @dannyhengel7645 8 років тому +19

      let's see how a man "joking" about raping a woman will go then. . . oh yeah...forgot about that double standard huh? darn.

    • @sapper_5126
      @sapper_5126 8 років тому +6

      Rui Oliveira she used it as a joke. Not once has she ever said it was just a joke.

  • @gdit1410
    @gdit1410 8 років тому +148

    Let's be honest . The only man Amy Schumer ever fantasized about was Mayor McCheese .

  • @frequentflier9095
    @frequentflier9095 7 років тому +90

    IMO, Amy is a self-righteous hypocrite who isn't very funny. Apparently that's caught up with her after the launch of her special on Netflix.

  • @megapup6301
    @megapup6301 7 років тому +9

    "I played a dumb white girl on stage, as I still do sometimes"
    *SOMETIMES?*

  • @undeadraziel
    @undeadraziel 8 років тому +101

    The sketchiest moment is how she got famous....like how did that happen and why?

    • @peetaskatniss574
      @peetaskatniss574 8 років тому +2

      +Jayson Lee so I'm a "bitch and entitled feminist cunt"? For liking a certain comic? I don't know why, but that doesn't seem to add up.

    • @undeadraziel
      @undeadraziel 8 років тому +3

      And yet not one person I know finds her the least bit funny. She's offensive. There are better comedians out there with more talent.

    • @frenchtoast2319
      @frenchtoast2319 8 років тому

      +M Douglas and. *sexist comment warning* female stand ups aren't funny. when one makes me laugh, I'll change my opinion.

    • @frenchtoast2319
      @frenchtoast2319 8 років тому

      +Blue Whovian Oh you misread my comment. I said stand up females aren't funny, not women in general. I know plenty of funny women. and yes it is my opinion, I didn't say it was a fact.

    • @veronicalamb5330
      @veronicalamb5330 8 років тому +1

      hahahaha your probably right.. arent there 4000 woman in america that are as funny if not more funny than she is lol

  • @monkonyx7171
    @monkonyx7171 8 років тому +16

    that look on steve os face pisses me off man she should have apologized

  • @GozerTheGozerian
    @GozerTheGozerian 8 років тому +168

    Stealing jokes is unforgivable, especially stealing jokes from comedians who aren't nearly as famous or as wealthy. Denying it after people have lined up the plagiarism side-by-side with the originals is also a scuzzy move.

    • @ILIKEWALLS
      @ILIKEWALLS 8 років тому

      dude, new guys in comedy dont steal jokes from superstars, they would be shut down in minutes. its basically impossible to steal and repeat jokes that lots of people have heard, it only works the other way.

    • @byrellebrass7387
      @byrellebrass7387 8 років тому +2

      +ILIKEWALLS thats what he just said

    • @ILIKEWALLS
      @ILIKEWALLS 8 років тому

      Swag Fag
      no its not, can you read? he was saying joke stealing was bad, and especially bad if it was from someone less famous. i said that is the only way to steal jokes

    • @byrellebrass7387
      @byrellebrass7387 8 років тому +1

      " Oh my God I'm so dramatic and extra." Its implied in his comment smart ass. All you did was sound condescending. Which. I guess is your only talent

    • @ILIKEWALLS
      @ILIKEWALLS 8 років тому

      Swag Fag
      youre a moron

  • @ac-us8ne
    @ac-us8ne 7 років тому +42

    The only sketchy thing about Amy is that she is famous. There is no substance.

    • @shermagustave837
      @shermagustave837 5 років тому

      White people have no excuse for their shortcomings.

    • @Taystee
      @Taystee 5 років тому +1

      @@shermagustave837 Stop being fucking racist, her being white has nothing to do with it.

  • @mingmangmung3051
    @mingmangmung3051 8 років тому +252

    she is NOT A 6 COME ON

    • @Jammil2477
      @Jammil2477 8 років тому +23

      I thought the same! At best a 12 at worst an 18!

    • @Mrslovett007
      @Mrslovett007 8 років тому +7

      +Toza you guys are probably from the United Kingdom. a US 6 is a 10 in the UK fyi

    • @abbeywonderland1515
      @abbeywonderland1515 8 років тому +13

      She's not a six she's like a 16 at least

    • @Arkarian01
      @Arkarian01 8 років тому +21

      she's not a 6 even in the us.

    • @IcyAquaMarine
      @IcyAquaMarine 8 років тому +13

      I think that she's like a ten.

  • @STaSHZILLA420
    @STaSHZILLA420 8 років тому +780

    She's like the Real Miss Piggy.

    • @Nothing0f
      @Nothing0f 8 років тому +9

      agree

    • @georgegrundeman7509
      @georgegrundeman7509 8 років тому +14

      That's what happens when you put lipstick on a pig...and man she truely is a pig

    • @wastedgamer795
      @wastedgamer795 8 років тому

      i 100 percent agree.

    • @angelajohnson5728
      @angelajohnson5728 8 років тому +1

      The people who say that kind of thing are usually really, really, horribly ugly themselves, and either do not post a picture of their real selves on line, or the picture they post is not them, so you must be really pathetic. I am so, so, sorry

    • @STaSHZILLA420
      @STaSHZILLA420 8 років тому +9

      Angela Winters Wanna see what I look like?
      And her being the Real Miss Piggy transcends looks. She has even adopted her personality. Too big for her tight little britches.
      But if you want to defend a thoughtless, joke-stealing bigot, be my guest. This is, after all, America.

  • @machinist1337
    @machinist1337 8 років тому +557

    I honestly don't think she is funny... am I crazy here?

    • @LLLadySSS
      @LLLadySSS 8 років тому +9

      machinist1337 no. She's offensive

    • @kastaway2
      @kastaway2 8 років тому +8

      Machinest, no. i don't get it either.

    • @everythingbobbywolfe
      @everythingbobbywolfe 8 років тому +14

      she's just a dirty, talent-less bitch

    • @sherlockedhetalian725
      @sherlockedhetalian725 8 років тому +5

      machinist1337 the only people who laugh at her work are trained seals

    • @everythingbobbywolfe
      @everythingbobbywolfe 8 років тому +6

      Mz Evenstar I actually give seals more credit than that :)

  • @cee2607
    @cee2607 7 років тому +10

    I honestly love Steve-O bless him for being so chill about that. His expression after she said that broke my heart though.

  • @obiwanshinobi87
    @obiwanshinobi87 7 років тому +180

    Amy Shumer "I like to continue being a comic"
    Me "Continue???"

    • @sirvolatile6775
      @sirvolatile6775 7 років тому

      Some kind of Entity a comic? bitch, are you a book?

  • @jonicostanza3501
    @jonicostanza3501 8 років тому +181

    Am I the only one who can't stand this Snuffleupagus?

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 8 років тому +19

      Please don't insult the good name of Mr. Snuffles' species.

    • @VideoMenu
      @VideoMenu 8 років тому +1

      meow

    • @TheGamingREZ
      @TheGamingREZ 8 років тому +1

      same

    • @Weliveatdisneyworld
      @Weliveatdisneyworld 8 років тому

      same

    • @bicarbonat1
      @bicarbonat1 8 років тому

      That was my only caveat lol; otherwise, I agree with her sentiment

  • @dartvade1955
    @dartvade1955 8 років тому +56

    I still crack up everytime i see her saying she is a size 6!!!! six!!!! her face is a size six.

  • @captrodgers4273
    @captrodgers4273 7 років тому +37

    how ms piggy got anywhere in showbizz is a giant mystery to me

    • @ciaranmcloughlin7165
      @ciaranmcloughlin7165 7 років тому +8

      That joke is literally funnier than ANYTHING she ever said.

  • @Bee-ol1xr
    @Bee-ol1xr 8 років тому +343

    never liked her, now I have a reason

    • @sunnyrastin
      @sunnyrastin 8 років тому +1

      u r so right sister, she drop celebrity names to get attention. she is Ok only ok ..alright.... we all know she has powerful senator family member n they persuade tv channels to put her on tv to get attention.👎👎👎👎👎

    • @barbiana1802
      @barbiana1802 8 років тому +2

      Ikr? She looks like a mean English teacher

    • @thomaspayne6866
      @thomaspayne6866 8 років тому +3

      No, you always had a reason. She's not funny

    • @rust44
      @rust44 8 років тому +3

      She had sex with an unconscious man. There's another reason.

    • @rust44
      @rust44 8 років тому

      She had sex with an unconscious man. There's another reason.

  • @s_.777
    @s_.777 8 років тому +282

    amy you're a size 6? lol ok..

    • @highonimmi
      @highonimmi 8 років тому +3

      a size 6+10=she full of shit.

    • @s_.777
      @s_.777 8 років тому +10

      yeah she would be about 12-14 and there is nothing wrong with that. i don't know why she has to lie

    • @arnold20139
      @arnold20139 8 років тому +14

      haus bae if she is a size 6, then I'm a size 0.
      Lol

    • @mrtjohnson1963
      @mrtjohnson1963 8 років тому +7

      i'm a guy, 6"4' 280 and she looks bigger than me !!

    • @shannonmaeswartz5316
      @shannonmaeswartz5316 8 років тому +1

      such a big fat lie. Even if she is getting into tjat size, her clothes must be streached out so much!

  • @Joe-zb9ps
    @Joe-zb9ps 8 років тому +16

    This video should've been 3 hours long......

  • @DE-cn2ev
    @DE-cn2ev 7 років тому +55

    she is not funny

  • @lolarew6752
    @lolarew6752 8 років тому +376

    Is she funny? I don't think she's funny, is it me?

    • @PropheticWatch_
      @PropheticWatch_ 8 років тому +17

      It's not just you.There is nothing funny about the girl but Hollywood is forcing her on everyone.

    • @rsaldivar8
      @rsaldivar8 8 років тому +8

      she isnt funny at all because the jokes arent hers. whoever does find amy hilarious usually hasnt seen any other comic or theyd catch on right away

    • @jimadler2430
      @jimadler2430 8 років тому +3

      Its not you lol

    • @jimadler2430
      @jimadler2430 8 років тому +1

      ***** yeah thats pretty much how everything is served nowadays

    • @lolarew6752
      @lolarew6752 8 років тому

      ***** 😂👍

  • @PatrickPierceBateman
    @PatrickPierceBateman 8 років тому +277

    Amy Schumer looks like Ms. Piggy.

    • @wadew.wilson7333
      @wadew.wilson7333 8 років тому +26

      No ms. Piggy is way hotter then schumer

    • @PatrickPierceBateman
      @PatrickPierceBateman 8 років тому +10

      Wade W. Wilson Hah! I can't argue with that.

    • @peterkoch5355
      @peterkoch5355 8 років тому +7

      That's not a nice thing to say about Ms. Piggy.

    • @JennaLeigh
      @JennaLeigh 8 років тому +4

      but Miss Piggy is likable and entertaining!!

    • @PatrickPierceBateman
      @PatrickPierceBateman 8 років тому +6

      Jenna Leigh You're right. It was an unfair comparison. My apologies to Ms. Piggy.

  • @ascensio11
    @ascensio11 8 років тому +201

    she is so NOT funny. i remember her when she was just starting out and appeared on "last comic standing". out of all the comedians who made it on that show, she was the weakest. i didn't hear about her for a while and then suddenly, BOOM! she was everywhere! i was shocked and thought, "oh, maybe she went back, worked extra hard and developed some talent?" NO. same old obnoxious, offensive, unfunny stale crap. how in the world did she land all her new gigs?!

    • @1978garfield
      @1978garfield 8 років тому +7

      Ask her uncle.

    • @mercnsiku15
      @mercnsiku15 8 років тому

      +1978garfield what did her uncle do

    • @1978garfield
      @1978garfield 8 років тому +2

      Get elected to Senate several years ago. He is a powerful guy so if you needed a political favor there are worse ways to get it than hiring some guys niece.
      I have no idea if anything like that has happened but I wouldn't be surprised.

    • @patrixspringer2753
      @patrixspringer2753 8 років тому +3

      she screwed anthony jesselneck & got onto comedy central.

    • @juliepurpleskater1736
      @juliepurpleskater1736 8 років тому

      She may not have the best comedic talent, but it sounds like she's got herself one helluva good agent.

  • @SolvingOurKreation
    @SolvingOurKreation 7 років тому +17

    "I am evolving as an artist" HOLY SHIT! HAHAHA!

  • @tsxtina2919
    @tsxtina2919 8 років тому +116

    After seeing this video I like her even more. Don't ever fucking apologise for shit, and I'm glad to see a woman treat a man the way men have been treating women for centuries. Way to go Amy fuck the haters.

    • @BrotherVex
      @BrotherVex 8 років тому +24

      My favorite part was when she stole jokes from other women. Dumb hoes being in this video is the most fame they will ever have.

    • @tsxtina2919
      @tsxtina2919 8 років тому +7

      Actually the real cancer is little boys who can't handle a feminist or feminism. Much less an Unapologetic opinionated woman. It is actually the best time to be a feminist we are this close to having the first female president of the United States of America.

    • @davidarbogast37
      @davidarbogast37 8 років тому +51

      You must be as shitty a person as she is. Cheers to you.

    • @apokemonrunescape729
      @apokemonrunescape729 8 років тому +17

      +Christina Venegas Actually that would be a terrible thing for women, as Hillary has shut down and silenced many rape victims of her husband Bill. Many books have been written on the subject.
      Regardless my rejection of an ideology doesn't make me any less of a man and assuming so is something a certain group I know would hate (feminism) if the genders were reversed.
      Gg

    • @tsxtina2919
      @tsxtina2919 8 років тому +3

      +Brother Vex oh you mean the ones that took back their statements? Personally my favorite part was BRADLEY!

  • @Kumaclaws
    @Kumaclaws 8 років тому +92

    Amy Schumer: the Dane Cook of female comedy

    • @lilyraimey3499
      @lilyraimey3499 8 років тому +6

      Karate: The Dane Cooke of martial arts.

    • @faebledstories
      @faebledstories 7 років тому +2

      Smug McSnobby ur not fucken wrong lmao

    • @Metallkopf86
      @Metallkopf86 7 років тому +3

      I kinda like Dane, but Schumer is god awful.

    • @kyletaylor8214
      @kyletaylor8214 7 років тому

      Smug McSnobby couldn't have said it better

    • @BeardFaceSuper
      @BeardFaceSuper 7 років тому +4

      More like Mencia.

  • @billielittle
    @billielittle 8 років тому +182

    She isn't funny not a bit. Just loud, vulgar, rude, and crude.

    • @kurtwenzel1790
      @kurtwenzel1790 8 років тому +1

      Billie Little see this is thing of it she needs to get a real Job where she has to work her ass off.

    • @Outlaw7263
      @Outlaw7263 7 років тому

      Billie Little so a chubby hotter female combination of Carlos mencia and dane cook?

    • @BruvvaJosh
      @BruvvaJosh 7 років тому

      And do you hear about them anymore?! Exactly you don't because they weren't that funny, only reasons she is still relevant is because she's a woman.

  • @silverpslm
    @silverpslm 5 років тому +2

    It's one things to makes jokes about dead people. It's another to "joke" about an tragic accident, say it should have been you, and not apologize for it being too harsh.

  • @TheMightyThor83
    @TheMightyThor83 8 років тому +176

    My favorite Amy Schumer joke is the one about her having sex and being a little overweight.

    • @zaal08
      @zaal08 8 років тому +11

      did you just sex shame and fat shame her in the same way she does in her jokes? You fucking pig

    • @TheMightyThor83
      @TheMightyThor83 8 років тому +5

      +zaal08 I guess so

    • @zaal08
      @zaal08 8 років тому +10

      +KawaiiPopcorn that was my joke. she's such a fucking hypocrite. she builds her jokes off of being a fat piece of shit but God forbid you point it out

    • @whizzerwins3957
      @whizzerwins3957 8 років тому

      +zaal08 Ha I never said I liked her. All I said was you were angry about someone laughing at a joke about being overweight but then go on to call them a pig.

    • @hxllzcxrtxz7883
      @hxllzcxrtxz7883 8 років тому +1

      comment gold

  • @kenshinhimura9387
    @kenshinhimura9387 8 років тому +56

    She's the female version of Carlos Mencina. Steals everyone's jokes then fades away.

    • @joea9222
      @joea9222 8 років тому +6

      Kenshin Himura God I can't wait for the fade away part.

    • @kenshinhimura9387
      @kenshinhimura9387 8 років тому +3

      Joe A It will happen. Does anyone even remember who Carlos Mencina is anymore? LMFAO It's coming very soon Amy.

    • @MissChinBK99
      @MissChinBK99 8 років тому +1

      Holy crap, I didn't even remember Mencina!!! LOL he was so annoying but my sister couldn't get enough of him.

    • @morbid7471
      @morbid7471 8 років тому +2

      Mencina? Mencia*

    • @MissChinBK99
      @MissChinBK99 8 років тому

      Morbid
      Thanks for the correction.

  • @21whichiswhich
    @21whichiswhich 8 років тому +1660

    I don't find her funny to be honest.

    • @rogertully8571
      @rogertully8571 8 років тому +17

      21whichiswhich Unfortunately, she never got the memo.

    • @OrgoftheOrganized
      @OrgoftheOrganized 8 років тому +13

      She was superb in the Muppets.

    • @tezzo55
      @tezzo55 8 років тому

      :-) Hey euphemios deasún, i find her funny. Does that mean i'm no one?

    • @drewizkoollikeicecre
      @drewizkoollikeicecre 8 років тому +11

      Have never understood the accolades. She isn't funny at all.

    • @tezzo55
      @tezzo55 8 років тому

      :-) Yes you're right, she is really funny!

  • @cheetosfritos0869
    @cheetosfritos0869 6 років тому +13

    She at least a size 12 she needs to stop. Size 6 or 8? Yea maybe in high school

    • @jennymanhattan9425
      @jennymanhattan9425 6 років тому +1

      Cheese Sauce I'd venture to guess she's a 14 but would easily be a 16/18 in juniors sizes.

    • @jodierichardson4308
      @jodierichardson4308 5 років тому +1

      Cheese Sauce I was shocked! No way she's a 6 or an 8!

    • @wellthatwaswierd4570
      @wellthatwaswierd4570 5 років тому +1

      Omfg exactly! I was a size 6 in high school. She hasn't seen the far side of a size 12 in a while. When I heard her quote about size 6 to 8 I nearly choked.

    • @southernladyish
      @southernladyish 5 років тому

      Cheese Sauce I was literally thinking that same thing...

  • @JohnnyDogs1978
    @JohnnyDogs1978 8 років тому +212

    You didn't mention that she looks like miss piggy.

    • @la.5748
      @la.5748 8 років тому +1

      Oh gosh. Why haven't i noticed that before?

    • @lulabain4287
      @lulabain4287 8 років тому +40

      that's an insult to Miss Piggy

    • @JohnnyDogs1978
      @JohnnyDogs1978 8 років тому +1

      Lula Bain Yes it is, but it's true none the less.

    • @unicornpuppy715
      @unicornpuppy715 8 років тому +1

      How you gonna do miss piggy like that😂😂😂

    • @JohnnyDogs1978
      @JohnnyDogs1978 8 років тому

      Unicorn Puppy Come on puppy, tell me it ain't true.

  • @venusmoon9515
    @venusmoon9515 8 років тому +47

    there is NO WAY, ABSOLUTELY NO WAY she is a size 6 or 8!!! Um try putting a 1 in front of those numbers. That is definitely closer to her REAL size!

  • @sandymay1972
    @sandymay1972 8 років тому +9

    What she said in a roast should never have been said in a roast, she literally told him "you should've died instead of your bes friend who was killed in front of you" when you roast someone at a roast it's in good fun, this was just too far
    Btw I'm not a steevo fan

  • @sarahswitzerland4978
    @sarahswitzerland4978 7 років тому +9

    I felt so bad for steve that wasn't funny his friend died...

  • @doobiesoda3873
    @doobiesoda3873 8 років тому +134

    Size 6-8? Girl stop lying! I am smaller than you, 5'8 and I wear a 14.

    • @emmyklem5683
      @emmyklem5683 8 років тому +8

      it depends on ur body type and she is shorter than 5'8

    • @prettypersuasion63
      @prettypersuasion63 8 років тому +5

      You are not smaller than her if you're a 14 lol

    • @countchocula2169
      @countchocula2169 8 років тому

      Yeah she's a total bag of lies

    • @Heathcoatman
      @Heathcoatman 8 років тому +7

      Casey, I am not sure which, but either you think Amy is telling the truth when she says she is a 6, or you just didn't get what Emmy is saying. There is not a doubt in my mind that Amy fluctuates between a 14 and an 18, and when she claims to be a 6 she is flat out bold faced lying. I don't care abut her size, more power to her. I do care about the lie and the double standard.

    • @prettypersuasion63
      @prettypersuasion63 8 років тому +2

      +Tim Moore she is absolutely not. She MAY be a 10 at the most. You see her surrounded by tiny celebs. I've seen her in person. She's not fat. just not your typical celebrity thin either.

  • @friendoffriendless1408
    @friendoffriendless1408 8 років тому +75

    *She is very connected. It is the only reason she is on TV.*

    • @mistanix
      @mistanix 8 років тому

      like shia labeouf

    • @yourfavoritedrawer7680
      @yourfavoritedrawer7680 8 років тому

      +mistanix Atleast Shia haf some skill for acting and got called out immediatly when he stole things.

    • @clorox1676
      @clorox1676 8 років тому

      by "she's very connected" you mean she sucks the right dicks, don't you? lol

    • @friendoffriendless1408
      @friendoffriendless1408 8 років тому +1

      Splendido Splendente No, she is relative of Chuck Schumer, the most powerful American senator.

    • @mayneuma
      @mayneuma 8 років тому

      Well, you are what you eat :)

  • @bethanyw5253
    @bethanyw5253 8 років тому +74

    I have a hard time believing she's 160 lbs yet a size 6-8. It's not impossible but because of her height and weight, that's more than likely not true. I mean I'm 5'3, weigh 145 lbs and I fit a size 10 in jeans so girl can quit lying.

    • @TheLORDofTOXICITY
      @TheLORDofTOXICITY 8 років тому +2

      yes but shes pretty and rich and famous you have a horse face and live with your parents

    • @bethanyw5253
      @bethanyw5253 8 років тому +22

      +Wesley Kelley I'm sorry how old are you? You obviously have some growing up to do Bc that response couldn't have been more childish. I didn't say anything offensive so stop being so emotional. I also don't think I'm the one with the horse face.

    • @TheLORDofTOXICITY
      @TheLORDofTOXICITY 8 років тому

      it isnt me. maybe its just the forehead confusing me, like do I land a plane there or just throw up, def Horse hair tho amirite?? annnnd you didnt deny you live with your parents, sooooo I called that one too

    • @bethanyw5253
      @bethanyw5253 8 років тому +11

      +Wesley Kelley dude I could easily make fun of your looks but considering the amount of flaws you have, I really don't have the time to. And wow, a teenager lives with her parents?!! Wow, how rare!! Instead of trolling others' comments, why don't you try acting your own age?

    • @TheLORDofTOXICITY
      @TheLORDofTOXICITY 8 років тому

      like under 18? cus thats the only excuse- you need to look up what "trolling " means. Youre busy huh? gettn some relaxer for the horse hair? Keep telling me to grow up, thats gonna work

  • @thanepoole9440
    @thanepoole9440 4 роки тому +1

    She hasn't admitted to stealing jokes, but shes openly admitted to being a kleptomaniac. The two seem to go hand in hand in her new career.

  • @bigronnie9629
    @bigronnie9629 8 років тому +34

    Amy is about as funny as a burn ward in a children's hospital.

  • @joelscb
    @joelscb 8 років тому +435

    i dont think shes funny

    • @joelscb
      @joelscb 8 років тому +13

      comic is a stretch describing schumer

    • @wardkdouglas
      @wardkdouglas 8 років тому +7

      She's not lol

    • @Roxyluv23
      @Roxyluv23 8 років тому +1

      Samee

    • @ohwow4784
      @ohwow4784 8 років тому +5

      +george fish You're horrible

    • @madmack8973
      @madmack8973 8 років тому +6

      Talentless hack, same as Sarah Silverman.

  • @natasiamoore5533
    @natasiamoore5533 8 років тому +83

    There is no way she's a size 8 or 160

    • @williamehlers5158
      @williamehlers5158 8 років тому +1

      I would say she fluctuates. They definitely have smaller. Like in her movie Trainwreck I would believe she's an 8.

    • @mso5179
      @mso5179 8 років тому +6

      Agree!!! She's never a 6 but at her lowest she could be an 8. Anyway this should not even be a discussion. Amy shouldn't have gotten so mad about her inclusion in the Glam mag, anyway it wasn't even a plus sized issue, it was about being awesome "at ANY size", not just big girls. So her irrational over reaction was silly and needless. It was also insulting to the other women included in that issue. So her defensive reaction which prompted her to specify her size (incorrectly) just made it worse. It made it okay to discuss what size women are when the goal should be to move away from that topic entirely and focus on merit and talent.

    • @scottmonkey100
      @scottmonkey100 8 років тому +8

      Natasia Moore no she can't be im a size 8 and weigh 145 nowhere near 160

  • @bethanymorgan8866
    @bethanymorgan8866 6 років тому +3

    Christ she looked so proud when she made the Ryan Dunn joke :/

  • @pulpfiction2122
    @pulpfiction2122 7 років тому +61

    Thank you!!! She's the absolute worst, and I look very highly on anyone that's not afraid to say it.

  • @danielbright470
    @danielbright470 8 років тому +141

    I still don't get how she is a comedian.

    • @ilmont370
      @ilmont370 8 років тому +11

      Exactly. Her skit comedy show failed, her movies make no money. Yet I'm told shes a A list.
      Do people actually think "Barbie" the live movie is going to make money? Wheres the modern audience?

    • @billybob9392
      @billybob9392 8 років тому +3

      Daniel Bright liberals and cucks thinks she's funny, that's why

    • @Curri3Saan
      @Curri3Saan 8 років тому

      Billy Bob I'm a firebrand socialist and I think she's a fat piece of shit. Don't you dare stereotype!

    • @jjohnsengraciesmom
      @jjohnsengraciesmom 8 років тому +1

      Daniel Bright her co.edy is not right for everyone. We all like different kinds of humor, that's why there are all different kinds of comedians.

    • @thebrazilianatlantis165
      @thebrazilianatlantis165 7 років тому +2

      "I still don't get how she is a comedian." She's a member of Senator Chuck Schumer's family and she dated comedian Anthony Jeselnik.

  • @hyrum.kramer
    @hyrum.kramer 7 років тому +163

    "Sketchy" implies that she can do sketch comedy. How about just titling the video "What Morons Watch Nowadays."

    • @hyrum.kramer
      @hyrum.kramer 7 років тому +50

      And she pulls out the "THAT'S FUCKING SEXIST" card whenever she is criticized by ANYONE.
      The sad part is that she is being sexist by doing that.

  • @redrocker1055
    @redrocker1055 7 років тому +3

    My grandparents generation had Richard Pryor and George Carlin. My parents had Eddie Murphy and Robin Williams. I get Amy Schumer and Keven Hart?