The Minecraft Spinoffs are Horrific

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  • @bottleofsyrup9916
    @bottleofsyrup9916 2 дні тому +600

    47:33 mr beast rap ahh stance

  • @silicoem
    @silicoem 3 дні тому +1202

    Bro sacraficed his public honour for that "I have an opinion" clip 😭🙏

    • @srimattheuniverseshow
      @srimattheuniverseshow 2 дні тому +16

      ☠️☠️

    • @revilo1340
      @revilo1340 2 дні тому +98

      i'm british and i can confirm it's pretty normal to hear that in public

    • @Syntheticlime
      @Syntheticlime 2 дні тому +26

      now he must capture the avatar

    • @Neoniq41
      @Neoniq41 2 дні тому +20

      @@revilo1340 Considering how often people get arrested for speaking their mind, I doubt that.

    • @Spinex0196
      @Spinex0196 2 дні тому +14

      he had public honor before?

  • @Cosmx_using_the_internet
    @Cosmx_using_the_internet 3 дні тому +1328

    Dungeons was such a fun game, I wish they’d bring it back, it’s so stupid that they had to kill it off for legends.

    • @wilddinofacts2073
      @wilddinofacts2073 3 дні тому +56

      I own the game and they killed it of? Didn’t know that

    • @Animator2023
      @Animator2023 3 дні тому +6

      Yeah

    • @adityanikale4244
      @adityanikale4244 3 дні тому +59

      I agree dungeons was peak

    • @solaireofcatarina44
      @solaireofcatarina44 2 дні тому +4

      Only if you could rebind tue controls

    • @kotowskiGames
      @kotowskiGames 2 дні тому +46

      I love mcd, but "they had to kill it off for legends" is not true. They didn't kill it off for legends, Legends was in production for a long time, while minecraft dungeons was still doing good.

  • @typicalgentleman
    @typicalgentleman 2 дні тому +939

    Man, this greg guy is such a rage baiter, he has surely mastered it by now.

    • @SamIsPoggers
      @SamIsPoggers 2 дні тому +105

      masterbaiter

    • @DodgeThatAttack
      @DodgeThatAttack 2 дні тому +15

      ​@SamIsPoggers popping a rager

    • @letsgoalfie107
      @letsgoalfie107 2 дні тому +5

      RAGE BAITER 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

    • @DiegoSepulveda-tw9vg
      @DiegoSepulveda-tw9vg 2 дні тому +1

      @@SamIsPoggersdude. Awesome joke.

    • @LeetleToady7
      @LeetleToady7 2 дні тому +3

      @@DiegoSepulveda-tw9vg Yeah, I know right? It’s not even correct.
      He’s a master *rage* baiter.

  • @Particular-Player
    @Particular-Player 2 дні тому +595

    I watched Story Mode on netflix. I liked how it was on there, being marketed as an Interactive TV show, not a game.

    • @bottleofsyrup9916
      @bottleofsyrup9916 2 дні тому +58

      yeah with the long cutscenes its more of a show than a game

    • @MrMaster1112
      @MrMaster1112 2 дні тому +3

      Me too

    • @Pokeety11
      @Pokeety11 2 дні тому +3

      Same bro

    • @EXtreme0209
      @EXtreme0209 2 дні тому +18

      same. it probably works better there, as like you said, it is more like an interactive tv show instead of a game

    • @hi20-z5c
      @hi20-z5c 2 дні тому +5

      tbh the Netflix version sucked lmao. u couldn't move at all and half of the episodes were missing

  • @EPPicstuff
    @EPPicstuff 2 дні тому +211

    13:33 I don't know what's happening here, but infamously in chapter 1 when Petra tells you to make a stone sword, you can instead make a lever.
    That lever will sit in your inventory for the entire game until chapter four, where you then get a chance place it down to bypass a puzzle.
    Then the next time you pick up a lever, Jesse is all like. "Oh, my old friend."

  • @Foquro
    @Foquro 2 дні тому +428

    3:18 Social anxiety fears him, wtf 😭

    • @Supermito115
      @Supermito115 2 дні тому +6

      fr

    • @Melon1921.
      @Melon1921. 2 дні тому +51

      He greenscreened himself in,
      At least i hope so

    • @Sir_Pirk
      @Sir_Pirk 2 дні тому +7

      ​@@Melon1921. Lmao

    • @vlad_makes_stuff
      @vlad_makes_stuff 2 дні тому +60

      @@Melon1921. You can see the woman in the back look at him. God I am getting so much second hand embarresment.

    • @upscale9109
      @upscale9109 2 дні тому +9

      ​@@vlad_makes_stuff
      you can even see the slight shadow follow him💀

  • @Unchartedguyv2
    @Unchartedguyv2 2 дні тому +94

    don't worry guys, he looks like he played overwatch at some point, so complaining about anything comes natural to him

  • @SansDiamond
    @SansDiamond 2 дні тому +240

    I am a Minecraft: Story Mode lover myself, but all the criticisms in this video about it I completely understand. It also made me realize how misleading their motto of "Your choices matter". The story only ever changes for that section but the output is the same, It's a linear game disguised as a choose your own story game. Your additions or ideas at the end of the Season Two segment were really good aswell, which would actually make your choices matter in the long run, thank you for the insights, Psycho-gerg!

    • @aexxir
      @aexxir 2 дні тому +14

      psycho-gerg implies a normal gerg exists and i dont think thats the case

    • @MakerManX
      @MakerManX 2 дні тому +7

      To him, Psychonauts is just nauts

  • @MR1Games
    @MR1Games 2 дні тому +231

    55:26 Press Q repeatedly to destroy the physical copy of Minecraft story mode

    • @_gerg
      @_gerg  2 дні тому +95

      OH MAN! I wish I put QTE images on screen, that would of been perfect!

    • @Biob3602
      @Biob3602 2 дні тому +7

      I hopefully that Xbox 360 is fine

    • @somethingclever4297
      @somethingclever4297 День тому +3

      ​@@_gergmaybe you could make a meme of that.

    • @demirkeskin2264
      @demirkeskin2264 День тому

      @@Biob3602 I bet its fine buddy after smahing it repeatedly with a pickaxe :)

    • @mrcarrot5277
      @mrcarrot5277 День тому +5

      @@_gerg create a separate youtube short

  • @DrIncrdblyEvlFshFce
    @DrIncrdblyEvlFshFce 2 дні тому +79

    Like a month ago anti-softlock software from story mode went viral because you were supposed to craft a sea lantern and you could craft prismarine. It lets you fail 3 times until Petra just pulls one out she already had.

  • @PancakebatterLuigi
    @PancakebatterLuigi 2 дні тому +129

    mentioning minecraft story mode being bad is an infinite comment engagement glitch

    • @Key-Knight87
      @Key-Knight87 2 дні тому +9

      I mean seems like a lot of people hold that opinion. I think it's mid at best but I had a good time with it still cause it's mostly just nostalgia...

    • @chichibooxd4793
      @chichibooxd4793 2 дні тому +7

      ​@@Key-Knight87Same. It's good but not as good as other games. Plus it has that telltale disease of choices not mattering most of the time. Story is good but its not as replayable as others with how linear the story is.

  • @koolkidgamr6260
    @koolkidgamr6260 День тому +13

    I'm sort of a Minecraft spinoff lover, and your criticism of Story Mode extremely well made! I used to enjoy the playthroughs years ago, and only realized the flaws after playing it through dubious means. The head canon you came up with was leaps and bounds ahead of what actually came to fruition.
    So glad that you enjoyed Dungeons for what it is. It gets decently hard at/around Apocalypse+. The gilding of tools adds dept, but it's the same deal as enchanting: shallow, tool only improvements.
    The flow and *eccentricity* of your content has me thinking back to the older days of UA-cam, with slightly awkward IRL skits (sorta like AVGN). It's a breath of fresh air from the traditional, stale video essays that plague our site today. The lack of a sponsor also helps!
    I don't comment much, but the fact that you frequently (and loudly at 3:17) have an opinion and are willing to argue it with an edge makes you stand out from the crowd.
    Perfect video :3

  • @TheGildedOne497
    @TheGildedOne497 2 дні тому +240

    10:23 no? I’ve played through Minecraft story mode a few times and I do remember there being an option path that allows you to keep your build from burning, which makes you win the building competition.

    • @HistorywithaHungaryBall
      @HistorywithaHungaryBall 2 дні тому +50

      I believe that is by asking your friends to stay while you go find Reuben alone or something like that.... I know in Popularmmos's playthrough they saved the build.

    • @10carries
      @10carries 2 дні тому +18

      @@HistorywithaHungaryBall I miss pat and Jen 😭

    • @The404Admin
      @The404Admin 2 дні тому +3

      @@HistorywithaHungaryBallthat’s it, I always choose it

    • @naganut9718
      @naganut9718 2 дні тому +7

      It's a ashame that win or not it still doesn't amount to much

    • @An_Entire_Lime
      @An_Entire_Lime 2 дні тому +2

      Too bad it doesn't actually change anything anyways so it doesn't matter

  • @STNDD
    @STNDD 2 дні тому +75

    3:18 I don't think I've ever felt so much second hand embarrassment in my life

  • @Prexatonical
    @Prexatonical 3 дні тому +207

    So, about "minecraft earth"...

  • @somehalonerd1176
    @somehalonerd1176 2 дні тому +63

    Gerg is rage baiting us by saying the hitman story is bad

    • @_gerg
      @_gerg  2 дні тому +24

      It feels very cobbled together, HITMAN 1 was with SQUARE ENIX as their publisher, so they had access to make those lovely 3d animated cutscenes and was episodic . The tone of HITMAN 1 feels slightly darker and serious. HITMAN 2 IOI became an independent publisher, so the story and the cutscenes just became animated stills which sucked! And probably impacted the choices they could make for the story. While HITMAN 3 went with Warner Bros as the publisher, so we got in engine cutscenes.
      Look it doesn't matter HITMAN WOA is all about the gameplay, and for that its the best in the series! But the whole illuminati ultra evil bad guys, felt silly and cartoonish to me.
      I think all the Hitman games struggle with their story (except for Hitman: Contracts, which has a great story because 99% is literally just a dream as 47 bleeds out)

    • @griffinh8870
      @griffinh8870 2 дні тому +2

      Eh, more of a toxic Twitter user that got their grubby hands on a UA-cam channel?

    • @thefan3618
      @thefan3618 2 дні тому +1

      Bruh​@@_gerg

    • @somehalonerd1176
      @somehalonerd1176 2 дні тому +1

      @@_gerg 47 taking the memory eraser anyway is fucking awesome tho

    • @2stral
      @2stral Годину тому

      ​@@_gergi will never understand how this crap follows me forever help. I just got back into this godforsaken setirs
      i love the Hitman lore but it's a mess and definitely secondary and holy hell

  • @snowtale7776
    @snowtale7776 3 дні тому +86

    Greg Irl and in Minecraft are two different people, change my mind

  • @OverlordTRM
    @OverlordTRM 2 дні тому +14

    Probably my favorite part of minecraft legends is the fact that the piglins will slowly turn into zombies once you get later in the game.

  • @spin4team4096
    @spin4team4096 3 дні тому +122

    3:19 Bro really went outside and actually did that 😭

    • @Mfr_eh
      @Mfr_eh 2 дні тому +16

      You mean over here?
      3:19

    • @spin4team4096
      @spin4team4096 2 дні тому +3

      ​@@Mfr_eh I posted my comment before the premier finished, so my old time of 4:18 used to include the 1 minute countdown before the premier too

  • @Jackspladt
    @Jackspladt 2 дні тому +33

    Off topic but Gerg looks like he would play William afton from fnaf perfectly. Dunno why, he just fits
    Edit: it’s probably his insane personality

  • @wilddinofacts2073
    @wilddinofacts2073 3 дні тому +267

    I think the reason so many people said they played story mode was because you could just play it on Netflix.
    Edit: probably my most liked comment lol

    • @Greanbeens14
      @Greanbeens14 2 дні тому +4

      Story mode was free anyways…

    • @galaxiiprotogen
      @galaxiiprotogen 2 дні тому +20

      storymode on netflix was limited here are a list of downgrades netflix had:
      1. when axel and the girl are arguing on what the group should build, jessie cant suggest his own build (zombie)
      2. you cannot take the custom armor in Netflix, paying respect to whoever you chose to sacrifice Ig?
      3. no episodes 6, 7,8
      4. the biggest one: no moving around.

    • @ArcherIsEpic
      @ArcherIsEpic 2 дні тому +4

      Story mode was my whole childhood before I was like 10

    • @johnxina8557
      @johnxina8557 2 дні тому

      @@Greanbeens14only first episode

    • @CraftyColaYT
      @CraftyColaYT 2 дні тому +2

      @@galaxiiprotogenYes, but Gerg critisised story mode because it wasnt much of a game. If u watch on netflix it feels more like a series

  • @MossiesWay
    @MossiesWay 2 дні тому +67

    calling minecraft story mode anything but peak cinema is worthy of state prosecution

    • @chichibooxd4793
      @chichibooxd4793 2 дні тому +5

      Ye nah. Story is good but not the best. I've read better interactive stories. And ones where some choices actually affect the story so hard that you get a whole new plotline.
      In addition, QTE is not gameplay. Its just a storytelling tool, not a game. Pretty much just an interactive movie. And as that, its not as good as others. Idk why you praise it aside from nostalgia.

    • @gugoluna
      @gugoluna День тому

      Cinema? Maybe even that...
      Gaming? Lmao hell nah

    • @MossiesWay
      @MossiesWay День тому

      @@gugoluna what?

  • @alisinanucer
    @alisinanucer 2 дні тому +20

    Bro made his own lore for story mode season 2

  • @EverettHilby-jl6hr
    @EverettHilby-jl6hr 2 дні тому +16

    In Minecraft dungeons, there are villagers that you can find in side quests throughout the levels, that do allow you you upgrade the weapons that you want and also purchase more weapons

  • @_infront
    @_infront 2 дні тому +22

    Alot of people also played the Netflix version (including me). Sadly, the Netflix version was pulled a little bit ago (and only had season 1), witch can explain the 48% of respondents thing.

  • @the_dexman
    @the_dexman 2 дні тому +20

    aha, gerg plays overwatch. i fully understand his rage now.

  • @pachicore
    @pachicore 2 дні тому +16

    I love how gerg chose the quietest day for his opinion skit. What balls of steel

  • @thacium
    @thacium 2 дні тому +46

    Minecraft Story Mode is not a game. It's a visual novel disguised as a game. And the novel part is just half baked self-insert fan fiction.

    • @Big-Azumarill
      @Big-Azumarill 2 дні тому +6

      Seriously the game feels like it was written by toddlers. It's such a generic "cool" adventure with "quippy" characters.

    • @Dynasty954
      @Dynasty954 День тому +7

      ​@@Big-AzumarillThe Story is Great I have no idea what you're on about. The story is about minecraft as a whole and what it is to the player, the Story is literally Minecraft as a whole not just a random story put in a Minecraft setting. For example the Order of the Stone is the type of player you are. Gabriel PVP Player, Magnus Griefer, Elleguard Redstoner, Soren Builder. Also Ruebens death is so emotional, peak storytelling. You either never played or watched people play the game or watched like 10 minutes of it and feel you know everything about it.

    • @Dynasty954
      @Dynasty954 День тому +4

      ​@@Big-AzumarillAlso the Wither Storm is as incredible boss.

    • @thacium
      @thacium День тому +5

      @@Dynasty954 The story is not great. It's only surface level enough to hold a gameplay. The only thing season 1 done right was the Wither Storm. The characters are just bland. Even though, they defeat the Wither, the cast haven't grown or overcome any struggle, with the exception to Ivor. He's like the only interesting character.

    • @Dynasty954
      @Dynasty954 День тому +3

      @@thacium You're right, Reubens death wasn't any struggle. A group of people finding out that the heros they look up to are frauds wasn't any struggle. There wasn't any change between Axel being grumpy and rude at the start, there was no change between Olivia being disappointed in herself and believe they can't do anything without the order to being confident. I'll give you that the gameplay is lacking but what is Minecraft Story Mode. It's a series, season 1 episode 1. It is made as Story of the experience of Minecraft with gameplay elements and I think it does what it's trying to do perfectly. And to the fact
      that your actions don't change the story much, I'll agree but it was the first ever minecraft spinoff. Do you really think they had a high enough budget to make the Story change that much, with new animations and voicelines. They would've had to have a budget 2-3x what they actually had to make it happen. It was the first ever spinoff, they weren't going to
      risk that much money. Also some of the actions you chose had massive chqnges to the story. For example when you chose to go with Axel or Olivia, half of episode 2 would be
      completely different. I'm sticking to my opinion that Storymode is peak, I still think you either never played it or watched it all the way through.

  • @jevilTF2
    @jevilTF2 2 дні тому +5

    As one of the 7 Minecraft Dungeons fans, it's actually a pretty good game they just marketed it to the wrong audience.

  • @Josephsflock
    @Josephsflock 2 дні тому +13

    I’m sure Minecraft story mode sucked bad to play, but when watching my favourite Minecraft UA-camr play it, it no longer was a flaw that it was a movie.

  • @dickygushy
    @dickygushy 3 дні тому +15

    Default Jessie looks like both gerg the Minecraft character and gerg the real life man behind this UA-cam channel at the same time

  • @Supermito115
    @Supermito115 3 дні тому +128

    we all owe an apology to minecraft story mode, it cant be worse than the movie

    • @SM-ok3sz
      @SM-ok3sz 2 дні тому +11

      The movie that hasn’t been released yet?

    • @KEGamer-m3c
      @KEGamer-m3c 2 дні тому +28

      I didn’t even know people hated Story Mode until the first movie trailer came out

    • @Tyron-sd9hg
      @Tyron-sd9hg 2 дні тому +6

      I don’t owe an apology, I love story mode

    • @Bupboy
      @Bupboy 2 дні тому +5

      The movie's not looking that bad tho??

    • @poleve5409
      @poleve5409 2 дні тому +1

      bot comment

  • @billyfurman4888
    @billyfurman4888 2 дні тому +27

    Wait till gerg hears about block by block: the amulet

  • @obbyzz
    @obbyzz 3 дні тому +65

    what would you chose
    gerg being unhinged about story mode
    OR
    gerg being unhinged about minecraft movie

    • @Sg_aviation
      @Sg_aviation 2 дні тому

      hi obbyzz

    • @early4thegameNOW
      @early4thegameNOW День тому

      Movie, I'm still waiting for him to dump on the official trailer

    • @bottleofsyrup9916
      @bottleofsyrup9916 День тому

      He made the 3 block jump for both of them

    • @40Ccents
      @40Ccents 22 години тому +1

      @@bottleofsyrup9916 Here in parkour civilization, no one jumps for story mode. It is safer to jump for the minecraft movie.

  • @Leviathon09
    @Leviathon09 День тому +4

    To be honest I think you were missing out Gerg. The best part about Minecraft dungeons is playing with more people on the same screen, such as on an Xbox. The levels scale to become way harder and it’s fun to work together with other people to choose interesting combos of weapons and abilities.

  • @Nilejavxip
    @Nilejavxip 2 дні тому +10

    Gerg IRL looks like someone the MC Gerg would bully

  • @Oliversage1
    @Oliversage1 2 дні тому +7

    Nahh putting story mode in the thumbnail might be the best rage bait tactic I’ve ever seen

  • @sandsrhew1203
    @sandsrhew1203 2 дні тому +9

    The funniest part about story mode is that the furst 4 episodes were made into a Netflix interactive series, it was pretty fun, and even better the choices actually mattered 😂

  • @InternetFanatic
    @InternetFanatic 2 дні тому +51

    What another amazing video talking about Minecraft Spinoffs
    Gotta appreciate the fact that just like Tehsnaker, actually decided to talk about the themes of Season 2
    MCSM may have been bad but at least it tried to tell a story with sincerity, I can't say the same about -the- a movie
    The schizophrenic meltdown you had is amazing and I love your unhinged jokes, it's RTgame's jokes but better
    You keep going with your criticism, you beautiful sadist

    • @_gerg
      @_gerg  2 дні тому +32

      I watched @Tehsnakers video 2 days ago, I wish I had seen it before I wrote my script. I think he does a way way way better job than me at breaking down the themes of the game, same with the walking dead.
      Comparing the Telltale formulae of choice as more of an illusion. But I was quite pleasantly surprised at how our scripts had some similarities especially in season 2.

    • @Salt_Enjoyer
      @Salt_Enjoyer День тому

      the movie isn't thart bad though, judging by the second trailer at least

  • @ARDIZsq
    @ARDIZsq День тому +5

    Bro hates art style changes and companion characters.
    Also TOTALLY glad to see a physical copy of a game that can't be purchased anymore get completely destroyed for absolutely zero reason. Not like that could have been resold to a collector or game archivist or anything like that.

    • @proxyrhine
      @proxyrhine 14 годин тому

      Hey, at least it makes for good content.

    • @jessiellanes3004
      @jessiellanes3004 8 годин тому

      ​@@proxyrhineyou sure about that cause he has 70k views but only 5k likes don't know about that

    • @proxyrhine
      @proxyrhine 48 хвилин тому

      @@jessiellanes3004 because people are glazing minecraft story mode (mainly because of nostalgia blinding)

  • @Niklas-p6i
    @Niklas-p6i 20 годин тому +3

    Storymode is more of a movie you can influence than a game

  • @carto4028
    @carto4028 2 дні тому +11

    THATS why Jessie sounded familiar lmao

  • @Panicked_YT
    @Panicked_YT 2 дні тому +26

    55:26 “as a child… i yearned for the mines.”

  • @gdb5549
    @gdb5549 2 дні тому +5

    watching gerg destroy that xbox 360 hurt my soul a little bit

  • @phrooooooog
    @phrooooooog 2 дні тому +10

    This dude is terrifying in a amazing way

  • @Acharacle42
    @Acharacle42 2 дні тому +6

    "Jesse is bla-, back" Best line there

  • @ownsundae
    @ownsundae Годину тому +1

    Story mode is actually available on netflix for no reason

  • @redsvideodumpster5319
    @redsvideodumpster5319 2 дні тому +15

    one of the dumbest things is that you CAN save the building in the competition in MC Story Mode and be the winners, but even though Axel mentions that the winners of the contest would meet gabriel the warrior, they never actually get to meet him until they have to ask him for help and they dont get allowed to enter

  • @kygigni
    @kygigni День тому +2

    Seing Gerg without his typical tie makes him look like an entirely different person.

  • @Master_Plex
    @Master_Plex 2 дні тому +29

    A German UA-camr (named Jodarum) also played the story mode; he chose to find Magnus and later wear his armor. It turns out: While Jessie is in Boom Town, Olivia goes to get Elegard, and Magnus later died, and then Elegard left. Crap.

    • @Rafaelyayayay
      @Rafaelyayayay 2 дні тому +9

      Exactly, he is so biased and just completely ignores the good parts

    • @aarav6947
      @aarav6947 2 дні тому +7

      @@Rafaelyayayay there are no good parts dawg
      I played through the whole game
      The ending is basically always the same and the few times any decision does something it changes like 10 minutes of screentime
      Plus compare it to any game with the same "your choices make a difference" scheme and it's just terrible by comparison

    • @emilydavidson8844
      @emilydavidson8844 2 дні тому +2

      @@aarav6947yea not true

    • @Draeu5058
      @Draeu5058 2 дні тому +1

      ​@@aarav6947 ok, but thats your opinion you dont need to force them into someone else, let them think about what they want to and what they enjoy

    • @A-germanguy
      @A-germanguy 2 дні тому +1

      The man himself jordarum, man I love that guy

  • @spider_games3842
    @spider_games3842 15 годин тому +1

    as a dungeons fan myself i heared you complain about it not having as much difficulty but heres a pro tip, you havent actually compleated all the the lvls. there is one super hard and secret level of the game featuring with the mushroom island. all you basicly have to do to unlock it is to get inside the cherch near camp and find all the easter eggs in every single normal level

    • @BLET_55artem55
      @BLET_55artem55 4 години тому

      Tbh the mooshroom island is just really grindy, and you can cheese the final boss in the bottom left corner where it'll just walk into a wall and you just pop out, shoot an arrow/use an item and hop back in to recharge. Also the cows are just heat-seeking slow mines that'll one shot you on impact, so you better have a good COD Zombies skill to have a chance at higher levels

  • @BenTMCB
    @BenTMCB 2 дні тому +9

    Calling Story Mode terrible without playing chapters 5-8 (THE BEST CHAPTERS) is one thing, but calling Reuben a stupid pig?? We need cancel culture back.

    • @Dynasty954
      @Dynasty954 День тому +2

      Personally I preferred the Wither Storm and Order of the Stone story arc over the portals and old builders but it was all good.

  • @bobbybob5182
    @bobbybob5182 19 годин тому +2

    I still play Minecraft dungeons occasionally with friends. The weapon synergies are hysterical. You end up Barely scraping by while fighting hoards, and then against the odds you melt the boss enemy in a matter of seconds with the nuttiest weapon you randomly found.
    I would totally buy a Minecraft dungeons sequel for the multiplayer gameplay

  • @HunterNadeau-i8w
    @HunterNadeau-i8w 2 дні тому +16

    Ok, I understand destroying the copy of story mode, but the Xbox 360? Come on man

    • @mushednoiseman
      @mushednoiseman 2 дні тому +5

      That was exactly what I was thinking, so many great games on there as well.

    • @mr.bobcyndaquil4214
      @mr.bobcyndaquil4214 День тому +1

      To be fair, it could have already cooked itself to death

    • @goombah8771
      @goombah8771 День тому

      Such a pointless waste just for a dumb recycled skit that got old a decade ago.

  • @yeaeayaye
    @yeaeayaye 3 дні тому +7

    i wish dungeons got more recognition from the playerbase it is such a good game

  • @TheMinecraftDrownd
    @TheMinecraftDrownd 2 дні тому +3

    Gerg chill dungeons is a great spinoff

  • @maxcooper3972
    @maxcooper3972 2 дні тому +5

    3:20 My introverted self could never. HOW THE HELL CAN YOU DO THAT… I wish😢

  • @Unifite1
    @Unifite1 2 дні тому +13

    3:26 that granny is so confused

  • @pepperonidrawing-
    @pepperonidrawing- 2 дні тому +3

    The Minecraft movie is already live action. We really don’t need live action Gerg now.

  • @Barny_Gittles
    @Barny_Gittles 2 дні тому +6

    This video feels like an advertisement gone wrong

  • @Block_Piano
    @Block_Piano 2 дні тому +3

    Earth was so bad, it didn't even make it into the video.

  • @bhaskarvemulapalli6586
    @bhaskarvemulapalli6586 2 дні тому +6

    The thumbnail is the most rage baiting thing I’ve ever seen

  • @Free-4554
    @Free-4554 2 дні тому +3

    I genuinely remembered seeing people glaze story mode when the trailer for the minecraft movie dropped,
    I was there as a kid too, it was not that good bro💀

    • @Big-Azumarill
      @Big-Azumarill 2 дні тому

      Well thats the thing; you DON'T have your head up your ass. These people do.
      Nostalgia is so powerful sometimes.

  • @DynamicLemons
    @DynamicLemons 2 дні тому +1

    I thought the "I have an opinion" joke was him edited into an area... until i realized he actually did that and started laughing.

  • @lizzyyyisveryepic
    @lizzyyyisveryepic 3 дні тому +16

    Honestly the criticism you have on story mode is valid, though I love the games for the story, not the gameplay

  • @Cheesy-t
    @Cheesy-t 2 дні тому +2

    GERG YOUR OPINIONS ARE WRONG MINECRAFT STORY MODE IS SINGLE HANDEDLY THE BEST GAME EVER INVENTED edit: btw geregegg don't ban me

  • @grimer_8736
    @grimer_8736 2 дні тому +18

    I will not tolerate this Story Mode slander, Story Mode (just like anything in your childhood) is meant to be looked at with the most amount of bias ever, because everyone knows 90% of the stuff you played or watched has a child is actual garbage, and that bias and nostalgia are the barriers that keep your childhood intact and stop you from looking back and having tons of regrets, so L + Ragebait + Story Mode is GOATED + Modern Minecraft Sucks + I haven't seen the Minecraft Movie, but IDC so it sucks
    (I still like Minecraft Story Mode tho)

  • @Yourenotasigma
    @Yourenotasigma 2 дні тому +2

    Minecraft story mode was still made for children, they enjoyed watching their favorite UA-camrs play it!

  • @AlizaAyers-g8s
    @AlizaAyers-g8s 2 дні тому +62

    Be making a movie with this one Bro

  • @klegos
    @klegos День тому +1

    As a Minecraft for Nintendo 3DS Owner, I can confirm that we don’t exist.

  • @zechariahkelly9763
    @zechariahkelly9763 2 дні тому +4

    Bro sacrificed the greatest console ever for a clip 😭

  • @murbed.
    @murbed. День тому +2

    Dungeons could be played with a controler which is 100 times more fun

  • @mihagomiunik2758
    @mihagomiunik2758 2 дні тому +4

    My usual strategy whenever I play Minecraft Legends is to get like 5 stone golems(they specialize in breaking buildings) and fill all of he other free places with mossy golems(they heal you and golems) and be invincible.

  • @AtlasPUPGT
    @AtlasPUPGT 22 години тому +1

    Hey Gerg i really liked this video as someone who played all these for a long time and my opnions are pretty close to yours but i did want to point out that in dungeons you can get a blacksmith to power up anything so if you wanted that wolf armor to have more health than you can just power it up. I know this isnt super relevant but the dlcs are genuinely really fun because they are so different from the main game with all the new enemies. Anyways, keep it up!

  • @ThatRipOff
    @ThatRipOff 2 дні тому +3

    So heartwarming to see Jerma's son following in his footsteps

  • @Jack_o3654
    @Jack_o3654 2 дні тому +2

    Gergs version of Minecraft story mode might actually be better than the story we got. They really could do something with that.

  • @Kubix_cube
    @Kubix_cube 2 дні тому +4

    I agree with the fact that you cannot interact much with the plot in minecraft story mode, but i still think it is cool, not as a game, but as show, maybe it is nostalgia talking because i have seen it as a kid so i appreciate it, but i would not like it if i discovered now, but still, the main song is FIIRE

    • @Kubix_cube
      @Kubix_cube 2 дні тому +2

      Plus the wither storm boss is WAAY better than the boss we actualy have in the game, if they it, it would be so CCOOOOLL

  • @D3K43
    @D3K43 День тому +2

    46:40 Literally grinned ear-ear hearing that little bit. As someone with 2k hours in Rimworld, a Rimworld/Minecraft game would go HARD.

  • @Chase-f6q
    @Chase-f6q 2 дні тому +5

    Ok I agree what you’ve said about dungeons but I CANNOT agree with you perfer legends over story mode season 2 💀 legends didn’t last even a week it was abandoned

  • @catgamer1000official
    @catgamer1000official День тому +1

    He went outside… as a Minecraft UA-camr… and it wasn’t to meet a minor… subscribed

  • @Catalyst5
    @Catalyst5 День тому +3

    Tbh Minecraft Dungeons and Minecraft Story Mode weren’t that bad

  • @danger_the_kid
    @danger_the_kid 2 дні тому +2

    He looks like a thirty year old british man And a sixteen year old american high schooler at the same time

  • @Linkzelda99
    @Linkzelda99 3 дні тому +6

    I watched story mode on Netflix so I just saw it as a show with some cool choices

  • @homingbird4860
    @homingbird4860 8 годин тому +1

    As someone who had the early access registration or whatever to minecraft earth, it wasn't too bad and took a new spin on the pokemon go type games. Though it was rather dull after some time and kind of repetitive
    Gameplay mostly consisted of using the AR features to delve into set block widths (10x10, 15x15, and like 25x25 at highest if i remember right). Using what blocks you get from those places and ores, you made more tools and bought more spaces to build creations.
    You obviously had your microtransactions which I THINK was called rubies? And you used those as your premium currency to speed things like smelting, bigger building plots, animals for said plots, ect. I don't remember them being sparse to get, just tedicous.
    All of it was super reliant on AR features and you didn't get an option as far as I recall to not use it.
    There were a bunch of other features I can't remember too much about, but the app itself wasn't remarkable and didnt work out as it intended, trying to grasp the already failing augmented reality game market.

  • @OverlordTRM
    @OverlordTRM 2 дні тому +3

    47:32 How unprofessional. If you are going to to threaten me with a knife atleast make sure it is not all smudged up.

  • @MonioFN
    @MonioFN 2 дні тому +2

    1. Story mode
    2. Dungeons
    3. Everything else

  • @LastCopperKing
    @LastCopperKing 2 дні тому +4

    How do Greg and I have the exact same Minecraft Joke Book? The Chances my dude

  • @Mighty-Quinn
    @Mighty-Quinn 2 дні тому +1

    It's official: Gerg is my favorite Minecraft UA-camr.

  • @DodoSniffer73
    @DodoSniffer73 3 дні тому +6

    Regarding story mode sales figures
    1- its available on netflix, so people might plat it there, since its more available.
    2- your audience is probably more interested in minecraft than the average, thus people voting story mode.
    That is my only point so far, your Majesty. Enjoying the video so far! So generous!
    P.S I am sorry for the 40 great british pounds spent on Minecraft Legends

  • @PhreashContent
    @PhreashContent 2 дні тому +1

    story mode is the opposite of what it stands for, creative choosing...
    thank you for not hating on dungeons... us as the community is still alive

  • @norso
    @norso 2 дні тому +7

    I love your videos please dont die tomorrow

  • @GUNUFofficial
    @GUNUFofficial 23 години тому +1

    After being a sonic fan living through 2013-2017, story mode looks like shakespeare compared to the bad writing I've seen.

  • @levikennedy2710
    @levikennedy2710 2 дні тому +5

    35:00 this had me dying 💀

  • @Doodle128
    @Doodle128 День тому +1

    Gerg, live action you makes me think of a kids' show host that went his own way and became jaded over the years

  • @thisisnowtakentoo
    @thisisnowtakentoo 2 дні тому +9

    Somehow the high quality audio from the voice over has been ingrained in my brain as THE gerg voice. Now, everytime I see gerg irl, my brain thinks that's a different person. Every five minutes when it cuts between a voice over and a sketch I'm like hey, who the **** is this.

  • @CamillatheMaid
    @CamillatheMaid 2 дні тому +1

    I don’t care what anyone says, both Minecraft dungeons and Minecraft story mode are the only two spinoffs that are worth anything.

  • @QUEfrang
    @QUEfrang 2 дні тому +3

    3:18 this could be a meme template

  • @walksanator
    @walksanator 6 годин тому +1

    0:35 "or even that weird edition from China"
    Shows Japan

  • @GeneralDMadness
    @GeneralDMadness 2 дні тому +7

    What a handsome man. Try showing your face less