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Jonnie W.
United States
Приєднався 8 бер 2008
Once in a generation, someone comes along with the power and eloquence to inspire us all. Jonnie will entertain us while we wait for that person. With nothing more than a guitar and his razor-sharp wit, he has delighted audiences nationwide. Jonnie enjoys writing about himself, talking about himself, and gravy. For more information, visit www.jonniew.com
The Weirdest Gigs I've Done | Jonnie W.
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ABOUT JONNIE W.
Once in a generation, someone comes along with the power and eloquence to inspire us all. Jonnie W will entertain us while we wait for that person. Entering the comedy scene with nothing more than a guitar and his razor-sharp wit, he has gone on to entertain audiences nationwide. When not performing at solo events, Jonnie joins fellow funny man Tim Hawkins on his "Rockshow Comedy Tour", delivering the funny at sold out shows coast to coast.
Jonnie blends musical chops, mad vocals, and off-beat standup for a hilariously unique comedy experience. His first DVD, "Angry Sandwich" was a huge success and his follow-up, "Live From Franklin Theatre" is a must have for all comedy fans!
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Tour dates and more at: www.jonniew.com/
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ABOUT JONNIE W.
Once in a generation, someone comes along with the power and eloquence to inspire us all. Jonnie W will entertain us while we wait for that person. Entering the comedy scene with nothing more than a guitar and his razor-sharp wit, he has gone on to entertain audiences nationwide. When not performing at solo events, Jonnie joins fellow funny man Tim Hawkins on his "Rockshow Comedy Tour", delivering the funny at sold out shows coast to coast.
Jonnie blends musical chops, mad vocals, and off-beat standup for a hilariously unique comedy experience. His first DVD, "Angry Sandwich" was a huge success and his follow-up, "Live From Franklin Theatre" is a must have for all comedy fans!
#JonnieW #StandUpComedy
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Hysterical Woman Stops Show | Jonnie W.
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Comedian Jonnie W has a hysterical woman stop his show! Subscribe and hit the notification bell for more comedy! Tour dates and more at: www.jonniew.com/ Follow me on social! Facebook: Jonniewcomedy Instagram: jonniewcomedy Twitter: JonnieWComedy ABOUT JONNIE W. Once in a generation, someone comes along with the power and eloquence to inspire us all. Jonn...
How To Deal With Vegans | Jonnie W.
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Comedian Jonnie W on how he deals with vegans… Subscribe and hit the notification bell for more comedy! Tour dates and more at: www.jonniew.com/ Follow me on social! Facebook: Jonniewcomedy Instagram: jonniewcomedy Twitter: JonnieWComedy ABOUT JONNIE W. Once in a generation, someone comes along with the power and eloquence to inspire us all. Jonnie W will...
Who Had An Old School Mom? | Jonnie W.
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Comedian Jonnie W on old school moms… Subscribe and hit the notification bell for more comedy! Tour dates and more at: www.jonniew.com/ Follow me on social! Facebook: Jonniewcomedy Instagram: jonniewcomedy Twitter: JonnieWComedy ABOUT JONNIE W. Once in a generation, someone comes along with the power and eloquence to inspire us all. Jonnie W will entertai...
How Comedy Made Me Fat | Jonnie W.
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One Liner Jokes (The 5th One Always Gets Me In Trouble) | Jonnie W.
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How We Treat Food Makes No Sense | Jonnie W.
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Comedian Jonnie W on how we treat food… Subscribe and hit the notification bell for more comedy! Tour dates and more at: www.jonniew.com/ Follow me on social! Facebook: Jonniewcomedy Instagram: jonniewcomedy Twitter: JonnieWComedy ABOUT JONNIE W. Once in a generation, someone comes along with the power and eloquence to inspire us all. Jonnie W will entert...
When You Have Night Terrors | Jonnie W.
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What Happens When I Cook | Jonnie W.
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What Happens When I Cook | Jonnie W.
How To Tell If You Were A Weird Child | Jonnie W.
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How To Tell If You Were A Weird Child | Jonnie W.
The Worst Day In High School | Jonnie W.
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The Worst Day In High School | Jonnie W.
Is McDonald's Really Worth It? | Jonnie W.
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Is McDonald's Really Worth It? | Jonnie W.
When You & Your Spouse Sleep In Separate Rooms | Jonnie W.
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When You & Your Spouse Sleep In Separate Rooms | Jonnie W.
Every Mom Has This Spiritual Gift | Jonnie W.
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Every Mom Has This Spiritual Gift | Jonnie W.
When You're Just Not Made For The Gym | Jonnie W.
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When You're Just Not Made For The Gym | Jonnie W.
Many Church Songs Make No Sense | Jonnie W.
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Many Church Songs Make No Sense | Jonnie W.
Gym Class Was Not For The Faint Of Heart Back In The Day | Jonnie W.
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Gym Class Was Not For The Faint Of Heart Back In The Day | Jonnie W.
Every Church Has A Lady Like This | Jonnie W.
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Every Church Has A Lady Like This | Jonnie W.
Why Old Country Music Is The Best | Jonnie W.
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Why Old Country Music Is The Best | Jonnie W.
People LOVE Doing This To Comedians | Jonnie W.
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People LOVE Doing This To Comedians | Jonnie W.
I Peaked After Writing This Song | Jonnie W.
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I Peaked After Writing This Song | Jonnie W.
When A Song Cuts A Little Too Deep | Jonnie W.
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When A Song Cuts A Little Too Deep | Jonnie W.
What Being Married As A Comedian Is Like | Jonnie W.
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What Being Married As A Comedian Is Like | Jonnie W.
The Difference Between Baptist & Pentecostal | Jonnie W.
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The Difference Between Baptist & Pentecostal | Jonnie W.
Why Fat People Love Planet Fitness | Jonnie W.
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Why Fat People Love Planet Fitness | Jonnie W.
Why Teen Boys All Dread Health Class | Jonnie W.
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Why Teen Boys All Dread Health Class | Jonnie W.
Some People Give The Dumbest Dieting Advice | Jonnie W.
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Some People Give The Dumbest Dieting Advice | Jonnie W.
When You Try To Pick Your Kids Up From Church Nursery | Jonnie W.
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When You Try To Pick Your Kids Up From Church Nursery | Jonnie W.
Funerals In Iowa Are Next Level | Jonnie W.
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Funerals In Iowa Are Next Level | Jonnie W.
So Many Random Jokes In My Head 😵💫 | Jonnie W.
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So Many Random Jokes In My Head 😵💫 | Jonnie W.
Love me some JonnieW😘😘😘
I love it! God Bless! 🙏❤️🇺🇸
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We did not play sick for church…or we couldn’t go out to play
It was the rope climbing for me. I never learned how to climb that rope!
I thought it was funny .. The internet has dimmed pur sense of humor i believe
Another person mocking choices. Mind your business
In almost every church I have ever been in, the drummer is more or less the MOST loved member of the band. I’m not sure what drummers you’ve been using lol
If we didn't eat cows they would be extinct because who the hell is going to keep them as pets ????
Hoorah. The 500th airing of the vegans are too weak joke. Weak like djokovich, the Williams sisters, and many other top athletes. Oh yes, and me.
Keith Urban is NOT attractive. He looks like a conehead almost. Never have I seen such a forehead. Give me Willie any day, 😂
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I named my pet pig Kevin and his brother Crispy
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Hilarious!
Yah. Melatonin is like the devil at the foot of my bed, and I woke up soooo tired until about noon. No melatonin for me.
Grandma Here, my daughter thought that she wouldn't get a whipping cause she was a girl, Big mistake I used a thick belt or wooden spoon, fly swatter or whatever I could get my hands on, Boy or Girl I spanked both. There good kids now!
Actually tripping
As a ginger, i approve of his comedy 😂
Her laugh is seriously contagious!!!😂😂😂😂😂
Absolutely 💯
funny!!
Taught our 4 kids at home & on the road, retired after 22 years💁🏻♀️ I laughed at your joke 😂❤️❤️❤️
I used to ask my kids if they wanted their keys to fit in the door lock
My first name is Manuela… I don’t look like my Hispanic mom, I look like my Irish Dad!!! I hated my name many times in school , until the Navy moved our family to Italy & later Spain❤️❤️❤️❤️ It was wonderful to have people properly say my name!!👏🏼 Even better my brother (Kevin) was called KALVIN! 😂 (FYI: Man-wel-la … not MAN-Uu-ella 🤯🤬) …. And my married name is crazy! So back in the states people butcher both names🤷♀️
My Mom is 84 and still gives those kind of answers when I ask what she wants for her birthday! 😂
Love your humour. 😘😘😘
What did the woman say/do? Laugh at the wrong time?
She laughed at EXACTLY THE RIGHT TIME...and he ran with it! Hysterical!
Thank you Jonnie. I liked the turkey song. Great lyric. It was unexpected but makes sense.😂😂😂
Pathetic. Tazering a lady at church. Tazering can kill. Can cause a heart attack. M
We have four kids from ages 8-13 (we adopted our kids through foster care, so we "started late"); and we joke with the helicopter parents that our kids living "their best Gen X life." It's funny to hear the other parents gasp when they hear from our kids how we parent. "You mean they make you stay outside and play in a large yard, or go to the park?" "You aren't allowed a phone without a job and a means to pay for it?" "You mean they tell you to rub dirt or take salt tablets when you're hurt?" "You mean they limit your screen time?" I'm not saying our way is better; it's just funny to hear how "out of touch" our kids are compared to the other kids. Here's to all of us who drank from water hoses, survived wooden spoons, and grew up the capability to slam phones and remember life with three tv channels 😂
'Muricans think everybody is funny who's not just like them.
This dude nuts😂😂😂
Should have told her her dad's a conjoined triplet
Hilarious! New subscriber!
Welcome aboard!
Had to pick the switch i was Goin get hit with😅
I tell them whats in gummi bears... then I show them. Not vegan or vegetarian that for sure!
Even though I am health conscious about 70% of the time, I like to treat myself to the Cracker Barrel breakfast. Yes! Jonnie speaks truth. God bless whoever invented bacon. As far as vegans are concerned, my nephew is one. I love him anyway. 😂😂😂
Jesus was a jew. He didn't eat bacon. KOSHER
No, he didn’t. Which makes it all the more weird that Catholics, at Mass, believe that the consecrated bread is actually Jesus’s body (meat) and the wine is his blood !
@@justjane2070 Catholicism is just creepy and weird if you really look at it, like most of the Christianity off shots. They worship a Jewish Rabbi. They aren't supposed to worship him over the almighty. That's false idol worship, but it has become so ingrained that Jesus is God, most people don't bother to actually think about it. The tri-head god thing is a pagan practice. So not Christian. Again, no one stopped to question it. So freaking weird....
@@justjane2070don’t see why……they don’t eat bacon at the Mass.
@@justjane2070 "This bread is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world.” Then the Jews began to argue sharply among themselves, “How can this man give us his flesh to eat?” Jesus said to them, “Very truly I tell you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you." On hearing it, many of his disciples said, “This is a hard teaching. Who can accept it?” Aware that his disciples were grumbling about this, Jesus said to them, “Does this offend you?" From this time many of his disciples turned back and no longer followed him.
There are other types of meat, also Jesus became the new law, the old law was done away with.😉@@justjane2070
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I know vegans but they stfu at the table cuz we warned them.
Vegan’s, like humans who quit any other habit, are their own worst enemies. People who quit drinking are constantly comparing you to alcoholics. Quit smoking, and you’re told intelligent people don’t smoke. All that said, what makes the world overpopulated is our diets. 92 billion animals are killed each year to sustain our diets. However, there are about 460 billion animals on reserve to sustain our diets. In fact, the majority of food grown feeds them. I’m not vegan, just pointing out the inconvenient truths. Vegans have a valid point, too bad meat is so delicious.
That was a good one. 😅
Another Gen X rocks moment!❤❤❤
😅😅😂😊love your comedy so much
Thank you so much 😀
@@JonnieWplay a black Baptist wedding truss me from experience (by which I was born into )
I wish we still had a choir, instead of a worship team.
We have a drummer in our small church. He is enclosed, but the drums are still too loud.
Free range drumming!
Bacon= Candy for carnivores. 👍
Always with the anti-vegans, they always show their own ignorance saying things like - we don’t eat enough protein, all we eat is salad, we don’t get enough nutrients, and then mock us for caring about animals. Fact: the grain used to feed animals in the US, can literally feed a billion people. Fact: the vegan diet has 75% less climate-heating emissions, land use, and water pollution. But I’m the problem. Right.
Becoming a Zzzquil-aholic is not a good thing...oops