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  • @theonefrancis696
    @theonefrancis696 10 місяців тому +550

    I've always liked J's diplomatic approach to almost every alien encounter. While some agents may be too trigger happy, J pulls out his blaster only as a last resource.

    • @hamoostaffat
      @hamoostaffat 7 місяців тому +23

      Don't forget little Tiffany 😂
      Thats why K wanted him, he wasnt trigger happy like everyone else, he stopped and thought about each situation he was put in, J had the thought that it was a last effort thing to kill them and why K starts off by saying.... "most are just trying to make a living same as us" in mib 1

    • @puzzledotgamer5461
      @puzzledotgamer5461 7 місяців тому +4

      thats why they chose him

    • @generalalduin9548
      @generalalduin9548 3 місяці тому +1

      Ties into his behavior in the shooting range

    • @jamesboulger8705
      @jamesboulger8705 20 днів тому

      That was K's influence

  • @258thHiGuy
    @258thHiGuy Рік тому +335

    The way the cleanup team was already walking into the train station as he's still reporting it

    • @UniversalAero
      @UniversalAero Місяць тому +4

      That wasn't the clean up crew. Those were normal suits, people going to work and shit.

    • @tydshiin5783
      @tydshiin5783 26 днів тому

      Lpve that they cane right after J says "Immediately"

  • @jaredruff9823
    @jaredruff9823 11 місяців тому +152

    3:40 "OH, NO! 600 FT. WORM! SAVE US, MR. BLACK MAN!" 😂😂😂

  • @CeeDoubleU
    @CeeDoubleU Рік тому +1019

    Jeff wasn't afraid of J's gun. He stopped because the dose of sedative J used finally kicked in. Which is why J mentions checking the expiration date of the tranquilizers to HQ

  • @Kenneth022
    @Kenneth022 Рік тому +374

    Seeing this when I was younger I always liked this movie I thought it was the coolest thing

  • @deandreyoung109
    @deandreyoung109 Рік тому +454

    2:09
    Oh, now y’all running? Now y’all… no, no, no, no, sit down. Sit down. It’s only a 600 foot worm. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chromicapop4595
      @chromicapop4595 Рік тому +11

      from back "Im hella sALTY TOO jEFF FRRR"

    • @楊凱翔-x1e
      @楊凱翔-x1e Рік тому +4

      What? You have seen a bigger one?😂😂😂

    • @SeriousDragonify
      @SeriousDragonify Місяць тому +1

      I'm Captain Larry Bridge and i decide what happens on this train.

    • @marlonjones729
      @marlonjones729 Місяць тому +1

      Larry, that's my man Jeff

    • @deandreyoung109
      @deandreyoung109 Місяць тому

      Larry needs to take his ass in there.

  • @nellidivina5280
    @nellidivina5280 Рік тому +185

    I love Jeff's flower, so cute

  • @Subgenrelol
    @Subgenrelol Рік тому +184

    “People’ll look at that plaque years from now, you know what they’ll say?”
    “Employee is spelled wrong?”
    “Eh, they charge by the letter” LMAO

  • @lily_astral
    @lily_astral Рік тому +263

    "Larry has made a decision" smart man

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Місяць тому

      when you see a guy with snakes going through his nose and ear holes RUN!!! don't ask questions girl just RUN!!!💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @marlonjones729
      @marlonjones729 Місяць тому +1

      Yeah, Larry need to get his ass in there.

  • @godofevil9468
    @godofevil9468 Рік тому +194

    The truly sad thing is… 7:52
    “People look at that plaque years from now you know what they’ll say?..”
    “..They’ll say Imagine that big shot like her used to work here.”
    So it is kinda tragic how just after J tells T about how nobody will remember him saving all the lives of the people on the subway.
    That after Laura literally saved the Galaxy all she’ll be remembered for since she left Earth is that little plaque for working at a pizzeria.

    • @johnmichaelrutherford3514
      @johnmichaelrutherford3514 9 місяців тому +11

      probably not even that since she had to leave and her boss is dead, shell likely never be remembered for anything.

    • @SinisterBlitzo9
      @SinisterBlitzo9 5 місяців тому

      ​@@johnmichaelrutherford3514 but in the end
      Is that really a bad thing?
      If the MIB wasn't secret and everyone knew they saved the world
      Many people will become envious of them of try to do better only to end up failing and that's how villains are made
      They're job is to make the world seem normal and to keep aliens as just a myth

  • @brandondowlen1836
    @brandondowlen1836 Рік тому +115

    7:40 "Excuse me. My buddy's kind of shy, but he thinks you are hot."

    • @unhommequicourt
      @unhommequicourt Рік тому +11

      Congrats you have good earing

    • @matteocdt5214
      @matteocdt5214 Рік тому +3

      isn't she the chick from the first film? the one whose husband got eaten out by a space roach?

    • @brandondowlen1836
      @brandondowlen1836 Рік тому +9

      @@matteocdt5214 I don't think so, she was in the third film as the mother holding her child with the bottle of chocolate milk

    • @Puss1man
      @Puss1man 11 місяців тому

      ghfcjtghv @@unhommequicourt

    • @KennyHavoc
      @KennyHavoc 8 місяців тому +1

      Yes that is the line good job heres your good job cake 🎂 mr useful comment over here! Let’s hear more of your useful comments!

  • @jordanongelstern
    @jordanongelstern Рік тому +87

    2:09
    Now y'all running?
    Now y'all
    No, no, no! Sit down!
    Sit down!
    It's only a 600 -foot worm.

  • @gor9027
    @gor9027 Рік тому +88

    Would have liked to see more of Patrick's character for sure. It's still funny how out of his depth he was and how he just had a public meltdown knowing J's history with partners over the last 5 years.

  • @wangleydssonantonio8100
    @wangleydssonantonio8100 Рік тому +67

    The way he rides that Shai-hulud my man J is a Fremen!

  • @wisenbakerfilms2103
    @wisenbakerfilms2103 8 місяців тому +10

    "Umm Jeff, Excuse my partner, he's new and he's--"
    *JEFF RAISES J'S PARTNER IN THE AIR, AND SCREAMS*
    "Kinda stupid."
    LOL

  • @bryanaragon6679
    @bryanaragon6679 8 місяців тому +32

    6:17 I find it funny how Serleena liked to eat all the time. She first takes Scrad's Burger King's bag when she goes there to recruit him.
    Then after killing the Zarthan at the pizzeria, she takes a pizza with her when she leaves.
    Also in the scene where she is in the Men in Black Immigration Office she can be seen eating a Burger King hamburger while talking to the agent about the reason for her visit to Earth.
    Part of the detail here is because Serleena belonged to an alien species known as the Kylothians, known for being devouring alien creatures. And this is why when Serleena arrived on Earth, she developed a taste for humans and also for human food.
    That's why she needed to constantly feed herself.
    9:26 Also I think Serleena's growl was very hot on that scene.

  • @MartinB_Art_Design
    @MartinB_Art_Design 6 місяців тому +7

    The comedic timing of these movies will never be repeated again lol

  • @Fyreflier
    @Fyreflier Рік тому +103

    Jay never liked Tee's spinach puffs anyway...

  • @AnilSubhrai
    @AnilSubhrai Рік тому +43

    1:44 😂😂😂
    Sweet DREAMS!!! Big Boy?

  • @vipinkumar5955
    @vipinkumar5955 8 днів тому +2

    3:20 - 3:45 scene😂😂😂😂😂😂 ohh no 600 foot worm 🐛 save us Mr black Man

  • @kaiser.watanabe
    @kaiser.watanabe 10 місяців тому +12

    7:35 exactly how i sound after crying, "okaey" 😂

  • @alecvenom4311
    @alecvenom4311 Рік тому +32

    0:31 joe’s scream

  • @stellarcubicbeam7760
    @stellarcubicbeam7760 7 місяців тому +6

    "Larry just made a decision" lol

  • @zardthedragon1896
    @zardthedragon1896 5 місяців тому +3

    I honestly would have kinda loved a movie with J and T. J learning what K had to deal with and seeing T become more competent with Js help. Not to mention Patrick Warburton is just hilarious.

  • @andybrookes3519
    @andybrookes3519 Рік тому +53

    0:47 when Chris Rock exacts his revenge against Will Smith

    • @CeeDoubleU
      @CeeDoubleU Рік тому +8

      😂😂😂 that killed me

    • @joelbrich2538
      @joelbrich2538 Рік тому +10

      Okay, I'm sick of the meme, but that's pretty good, I'll give you that.

    • @PaulDoyle-jq2ck
      @PaulDoyle-jq2ck Рік тому +3

      Maybe don't make jokes about his wife and ge wouldn't get smacked?

    • @madison-Roccoa-Mason-drake
      @madison-Roccoa-Mason-drake Рік тому +2

      @@PaulDoyle-jq2ck maybe Jada shouldn't be offended by a strong female character who wad not noticed by her baldness but by her boldness of overcoming the male predominant US Marines. And Will was also laughing at that joke.

    • @imaginova88
      @imaginova88 11 місяців тому

      ​@PaulDoyle-jq2ck oh you poor idiot😂

  • @AlesterMyersWick
    @AlesterMyersWick 11 місяців тому +8

    0:22
    WTH are you doing here, worm boi?!

  • @ronansullivan432
    @ronansullivan432 Рік тому +9

    7:13 ah would you like a hug joe?

  • @Snordix
    @Snordix 9 місяців тому +3

    2:00 Holy shit, that's Gene Lebell sitting in the corner! Like the legendary martial artist that made Steven Seagal shit his pants... allegedly.

  • @MatthewSmith-cv7op
    @MatthewSmith-cv7op Рік тому +3

    Last I checked the A doesn’t stop at 81st st (except late nights). Only the B and C do on the 8th Ave line.
    I did like the little nod to the Queens Blvd line, aka the E/F/R line, and now the M.

  • @gatsu8888888
    @gatsu8888888 Рік тому +25

    4:24 was that a soprano cameo ?

    • @aashiv93
      @aashiv93 Рік тому +3

      Yeah, that's Murmur, the AA partner of Chrissie.

  • @DanteWesker612
    @DanteWesker612 Рік тому +44

    I bet Will Smith had a headache after hitting his head on those signs in the subway. I'm surprised that he's even alive after that.

  • @Antimanele104
    @Antimanele104 Рік тому +5

    7:33
    And that's how Rules of Engagement started... well, minus the kids part.

  • @ironboy3245
    @ironboy3245 Рік тому +7

    probably should have told T to be a firefighter or something if he wanted to be a hero

  • @Sahilprakash1999
    @Sahilprakash1999 Рік тому +4

    1:44 Agent J: sweet DREEEEEEEEEEEAMS big boy

  • @pkmntrainerian1092
    @pkmntrainerian1092 6 місяців тому

    J's screams at 0:47 and 1:44 always kill me 😂😂😂

  • @Logan23195
    @Logan23195 5 місяців тому +1

    5:58 Serleena: Where is the light? 😄

  • @stevencarterjr3403
    @stevencarterjr3403 Рік тому +160

    Why Joe Swanson Crying in middle the diner?

    • @raegasper3092
      @raegasper3092 Рік тому +35

      He thought he was gonna neuralyze him so he took him to a public place so he wouldn’t make a scene.

    • @art_vandelay7845
      @art_vandelay7845 Рік тому +12

      Because he lost the perp

    • @aznprince8517
      @aznprince8517 Рік тому +10

      And that’s how I met your mother.

    • @JcoleMc
      @JcoleMc Рік тому +4

      Lol Joe Swanson

    • @ronansullivan432
      @ronansullivan432 Рік тому +1

      he needs a hug.

  • @demmerdumanat196
    @demmerdumanat196 7 місяців тому +2

    Yoh!! People we gotta bug in the electrical system.hehe😂😂

  • @josepbertranolle8225
    @josepbertranolle8225 9 місяців тому +1

    Thank you for participating in our drill
    XDDD

  • @Chumblybum
    @Chumblybum Рік тому +6

    3:09 - Standard NY subway car

  • @chromicapop4595
    @chromicapop4595 Рік тому +5

    jeff be salty miami tough weirdo energy LMAOO

  • @Theothesleeper
    @Theothesleeper 2 місяці тому

    aw poor Jeff just needs a hug

  • @jaredruff9823
    @jaredruff9823 11 місяців тому +3

    6:06 We couldn't find the light! But we tracked it to a guy who might know where it it. He runs a pizza parlor on Spring Street!

  • @john_pinkerton6697
    @john_pinkerton6697 10 місяців тому +1

    5:36
    Aren't these aliens supposed to be hiding out on earth...? what if it WAS some random lady and the second head just pops out lol

  • @dubbkenobby6542
    @dubbkenobby6542 Рік тому +18

    Honestly the first scene always gets me with Jeff. When Agent J points his gun at Jeff and warns Jeff he will have to act..... Jeff makes a concious decision that J isn't kidding, and he retreats. Something about this scene.... showing the humility and vulnerability in Jeff, the balls of steel in J.... it's fantastic script writing.

    • @GregariousGenga
      @GregariousGenga Рік тому +14

      He fell asleep dude. J used a tranq

    • @AzureRoxe
      @AzureRoxe Рік тому +16

      He falls asleep, hence the snoring sounds and the comment later about checking the expiration date on the tranquilizers.

    • @lostskull7467
      @lostskull7467 Рік тому

      Expired tranquilizers would make them not work. Jeff did chose to stand down

    • @cortster12
      @cortster12 8 місяців тому

      ​@@lostskull7467
      Actually not true. Expired medicine loses potency in most cases, it doesn't just stop working.

    • @lostskull7467
      @lostskull7467 8 місяців тому

      @@cortster12 Losing potency makes it not able to stop a rampaging worm with the expected dose in the appropriate time, so yes, it did failed to achieve it's purpose.

  • @VuqarStyle
    @VuqarStyle 11 місяців тому +4

    0:26 They forgot adding flower 🤣

  • @sergiotorresaragon7673
    @sergiotorresaragon7673 Рік тому +17

    5:38 You like egg salad?

    • @Rikegile
      @Rikegile 2 місяці тому

      Me: Yes.
      Her: No.

  • @GwenCentola
    @GwenCentola 3 місяці тому

    Oscar: Yo! People! We got a bug in our electrical system!

  • @karthikpatra
    @karthikpatra 2 місяці тому

    J says "buddy" at the beginning and then says "You know our arrangement "Ms. JEFF"?

  • @thebufoon
    @thebufoon Рік тому +14

    4:24 He called him putz?

  • @salk4858
    @salk4858 8 місяців тому +8

    This is the moment will smith became lisan al gaib

    • @spooneater9001
      @spooneater9001 8 місяців тому

      Actually considering how Rosario Dawson's character can see into the future, she's LISAN Al GAIB

  • @duishungry
    @duishungry 5 місяців тому +1

    I love the running joke of J trying to improve people's lives after he neuralyzes them. Even sets up Patrick Warburton with the waitress, even if they couldn't work together he was still trying to help the guy.

  • @KevinBushati
    @KevinBushati Рік тому +3

    July 3 is when this film came out

  • @arielmalsireal5453
    @arielmalsireal5453 9 місяців тому

    The Thumbnail
    Tag: Tentacles
    😂😂😂

  • @zombiboy2004
    @zombiboy2004 Рік тому +2

    So cool johnny knoxville and joe swanson

  • @judsongaiden9878
    @judsongaiden9878 10 місяців тому

    Like a graboid crossed with one those caterpillars from the Marioverse with the head-flower. 'Scud: The Disposable Assassin' also had a "Jeff."

  • @Gurugurustan
    @Gurugurustan 10 місяців тому +2

    The VF really dropped a whole lot vs Part 1

  • @pontiacGXPfan
    @pontiacGXPfan 7 місяців тому

    J is my favorite character in the franchise

  • @SkepticalChris
    @SkepticalChris 9 місяців тому

    Patrick Warburton...so handsome!
    Johnny Knoxville...so handsome!

  • @9EtherGodFrequencies
    @9EtherGodFrequencies 11 місяців тому +4

    Bro got fired in the most slimiest way. 😂😂😂😂

    • @StuckOnStupid84
      @StuckOnStupid84 10 місяців тому +2

      Seems more like the nicest way to get fired. Memory is erased so he didn't even know he worked with MiB

  • @jimward89
    @jimward89 Рік тому +1

    0:42 oooo hey you got big jeff what the hell you being eating huh?

  • @joylynch5204
    @joylynch5204 7 місяців тому +3

    No way he would be alive after that lol

  • @damonfields6377
    @damonfields6377 7 місяців тому +1

    all I hear is joe swansons voice hahahah
    makes it way better in my opinion

  • @jokerinthebronx
    @jokerinthebronx 8 місяців тому +1

    Fun fact. Agent T is Patrick Warburton, who voices Joe on Family Guy.

  • @CosmeGamerXD07
    @CosmeGamerXD07 9 місяців тому

    2002? damn i could swear that i was 5 in 2005 when this started with the first movie, i guess i didnt know this movie was already out

  • @Montu96
    @Montu96 2 місяці тому

    That pizzeria guy could have just lied and said "The light Zartha already left Earth", he didn't have to tell her that it will leave Earth tomorrow.

  • @jordonwood-13
    @jordonwood-13 7 місяців тому

    6:06 Scrad's voice is high pitched.

  • @gridcruise6021
    @gridcruise6021 Рік тому +3

    0:44 he basically called Jeff fat.

  • @winnertv8050
    @winnertv8050 6 місяців тому

    very beautifully ❤❤💙💙💝💝

  • @onEmEmbErstudios
    @onEmEmbErstudios 7 місяців тому +1

    It's kind happy to see Agent T and that waitress got married and have kids in MIB III

    • @marlonjones729
      @marlonjones729 Місяць тому

      J: Transit Authority people, move to the front of the train.
      Everybody: (Sits still ignoring him)
      Me: What? Get this train moving faster....on the double! Move it buster, I ain't playing!

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 9 місяців тому +4

    Alien Jeff is living in subway eating trains and what not but still government keeps him there. So realistic.

    • @nyyotam4057
      @nyyotam4057 6 місяців тому

      Well, it does kinda makes sense if he's working for the government digging tunnels for the subway 😂.

    • @cernunnos8917
      @cernunnos8917 5 місяців тому

      he’s eating the trash in specific tunnels of the subway- that’s the deal they have with him

    • @cernunnos8917
      @cernunnos8917 5 місяців тому

      he’s eating the trash in specific tunnels of the subway- that’s the deal they have with him

    • @cernunnos8917
      @cernunnos8917 5 місяців тому

      he’s eating the trash in specific tunnels of the subway- that’s the deal they have with him

    • @cernunnos8917
      @cernunnos8917 5 місяців тому

      he’s eating the trash in specific tunnels of the subway- that’s the deal they have with him

  • @Question2
    @Question2 8 місяців тому

    Funfact : in the novel version, the diner's waitress thought J was breaking up with T when T started crying.

  • @KeithJackson-ux7eh
    @KeithJackson-ux7eh 8 місяців тому

    And also he can walk!!!🎶

  • @tinaerkul2001
    @tinaerkul2001 Рік тому +13

    Johnny Knoxville from Jackass

    • @MrDriftspirit
      @MrDriftspirit 11 місяців тому

      So the dominas method are more funny and hot for him than a punishment😂

    • @tinaerkul2001
      @tinaerkul2001 9 місяців тому

      @@MrDriftspirit wut?

    • @shawnbass-ig2bv
      @shawnbass-ig2bv 8 місяців тому +1

      Easily the most successful of the jackass crew

  • @haileyquinonez0205
    @haileyquinonez0205 3 місяці тому

    I like this movie. Will Smith is a funny guy and he is very good. Keep doing a great job.

  • @SeriousDragonify
    @SeriousDragonify Місяць тому +1

    Did he literally fry their heads using neuralyzer twice?

  • @vincentalvarado1009
    @vincentalvarado1009 10 місяців тому +1

    6:37 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @vegetto_green87
    @vegetto_green87 Місяць тому

    1:32 I'm surprised that those people from the station didn't get surprised to see a big worm passing by after the train pass by them!!
    Looks like they already have adapted to inusual events that rarely can happen in real life!! 😐😐😐

  • @eminkilicaslan8945
    @eminkilicaslan8945 7 місяців тому +1

    1:00 Lisan al-Gaib!!!

  • @Chillwithwormono
    @Chillwithwormono Рік тому +13

    I'm a big fan of will Smith ❤❤

  • @ReuploadArchivist
    @ReuploadArchivist Рік тому +7

    Brock Samson was a better fit for the OSI anyways.

  • @DawnteHeath-e5p
    @DawnteHeath-e5p 7 місяців тому

    Keep it up, girl. Let's rocked

  • @guyver3662
    @guyver3662 Рік тому +4

    1:32

  • @neilibanez3712
    @neilibanez3712 6 місяців тому +1

    Train Chases For Troopers And Robby
    From No Straight Roads Encore Edition Transformers Earthspark Expedition

  • @DawnteHeath-e5p
    @DawnteHeath-e5p 7 місяців тому

    Green hyssop has a great reputation

  • @Macken-n9l
    @Macken-n9l 8 місяців тому

    Guys it’s Joe Swanson!

  • @arjungoud3450
    @arjungoud3450 8 місяців тому

    Even bananas werent crushed,

  • @dandidoo1393
    @dandidoo1393 Рік тому +2

    I remember this movie

  • @neilibanez3712
    @neilibanez3712 6 місяців тому +1

    Chasing For Robby And Jake Pentecost!
    From No Straight Roads Encore Edition Transformers Earthspark Expedition

  • @Francisco-ry8um
    @Francisco-ry8um Рік тому +6

    Fantástico eses película tuya me gustan todas❤

  • @NguyenJake-se3pm
    @NguyenJake-se3pm 7 місяців тому

    I can’t get enough of Will Smith’s screams

  • @TravisPeterson-x3t
    @TravisPeterson-x3t 7 місяців тому

    7:13 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @erdnalickeroftoads2143
    @erdnalickeroftoads2143 9 місяців тому

    I believe Larry made a very wise decision 🤓

  • @carlosgonzalez9838
    @carlosgonzalez9838 4 місяці тому +1

    Fun fact he married and he have a son and j stole his chocolate milk on mib 3. The woman is the baby Mother that is living on k apartment after boris change the history 7:25

  • @MisterBroad
    @MisterBroad Рік тому +2

    Geez, those Effects I could make better on my home PC today....

    • @TheRealMakinola
      @TheRealMakinola Рік тому +6

      Those effects are ANCIENT, of course you can do that now easily and more good looking

    • @cortster12
      @cortster12 8 місяців тому

      What? I think it looks amazing. Well, except the small head.

  • @高樹-q5u
    @高樹-q5u Рік тому +2

    3:00

  • @peterstoate2153
    @peterstoate2153 5 місяців тому

    How did J not get a mark or bleeding on his face despite the fact he kept getting hit by subway signs etc

  • @wardellward
    @wardellward 2 місяці тому

    This movie is Funni

  • @KayceeGrantham-ke6po
    @KayceeGrantham-ke6po Рік тому

    Kaycee 👸💗😍😻🥰😘

  • @jordonwood-13
    @jordonwood-13 7 місяців тому

    5:36 Who-who are you and how did you get in here?