“They Tell Me I've Got Real Potential” | Men in Black II

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  • Serleena (Lara Flynn Boyle) visits the headquarters and attacks the men in black… | Buy or rent Men in Black II here: amzo.in/movie/86z/men-in-blac...
    Kay and Jay reunite to provide our best, last and only line of defense against a sinister seductress who levels the toughest challenge yet to the MIB's untarnished mission statement - protecting Earth from the scum of the universe. It's been four years since the alien-seeking agents averted an intergalactic disaster of epic proportions. Now it's a race against the clock as Jay must convince Kay - who not only has absolutely no memory of his time spent with the MIB, but is also the only living person left with the expertise to save the galaxy - to reunite with the MIB before the earth submits to ultimate destruction.
    © Sony Pictures
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  • @aaronalkor
    @aaronalkor Місяць тому +794

    “Does that come standard?”
    “Actually, it came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over.”
    “Yep…”

  • @HorrorAndMusicalFan9666
    @HorrorAndMusicalFan9666 Місяць тому +646

    Michael Jackson and Johnny Knoxville are awesome in this movie

    • @ricardoplayerone9470
      @ricardoplayerone9470 Місяць тому +20

      Michael Jackson is an alien in black dynamite

    • @lescorlett4133
      @lescorlett4133 Місяць тому +9

      Looking at her I thought Jacko had transitioned

    • @breathstealer5486
      @breathstealer5486 Місяць тому +6

      Cmon I can be agent hiii hiiii

    • @matejmotuz108
      @matejmotuz108 15 днів тому

      ​@@lescorlett4133you mean got rid of his reproductive organ ? beacuse that's all it is

  • @M4NICD4SH
    @M4NICD4SH Місяць тому +332

    "Is that standard?"
    "Actually it came with a black dude but he kept getting pulled over." LMAO

  • @Dinothecook
    @Dinothecook Місяць тому +421

    I remember lara being my childhood crush, watching MIB 2 on the VHS tapes my god I'm old

    • @matthewrowell8518
      @matthewrowell8518 Місяць тому

      It happens. I still remember crushing over Kelly bundy from married with children. The home made jacuzzi scene was/still is amazing

    • @PappuDas-fq1ll
      @PappuDas-fq1ll Місяць тому +17

      Dirty boy

    • @Dinothecook
      @Dinothecook Місяць тому +11

      @@PappuDas-fq1ll Nice art, thanks for the compliment

    • @johnb7742
      @johnb7742 Місяць тому +5

      Ur not that old I am 18 and I watched movies on vhs

    • @Dinothecook
      @Dinothecook Місяць тому +4

      @johnb7742 Thanks for the compliments, but if you were me, you would feel old. RIP VHS it will be missed

  • @gregorymurphy3234
    @gregorymurphy3234 Місяць тому +233

    3:45 The reason we all came here

    • @icejiub7625
      @icejiub7625 Місяць тому +16

      thank you

    • @chasesmith5216
      @chasesmith5216 Місяць тому +18

      That's still the funniest part I ever seen the way they saw her unzip her jacket then faint was like a " ok now I can go to heaven and die" lol

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming Місяць тому +2

      How did you know

  • @juujidotexe
    @juujidotexe Місяць тому +222

    That MJ cameo was epic, I miss his music 😢

  • @maverickgaming643
    @maverickgaming643 Місяць тому +109

    "Last suit you'll ever wear... again"
    Legit had me rolling lmfaooo

  • @Farts4Hearts
    @Farts4Hearts Місяць тому +117

    I wish the world still had Agent M...😢

    • @davidsauer9769
      @davidsauer9769 Місяць тому +5

      Kids everywhere would hide from the invasion

    • @franciscojavierjimenezdiaz5236
      @franciscojavierjimenezdiaz5236 Місяць тому +7

      ​@@davidsauer9769 Ese chiste paso de moda, la gente sabe la verdad.

    • @davidsauer9769
      @davidsauer9769 Місяць тому +1

      @@franciscojavierjimenezdiaz5236 La gente nunca obtendra una mejor respuesta que "cuando empiece a sentirme cansado o agobiado, los ninos me reviven" No es bueno odiar los chistes que son mas divertidos que ofensivos, mi amigo

    • @davidsauer9769
      @davidsauer9769 Місяць тому

      @franciscojavierjimenezdiaz5236 My Spanish isn't too good. If you didn't understand, we can continue in English because you understand it, but trying to shut down people's jokes is a far older joke mate

  • @shawnbass-ig2bv
    @shawnbass-ig2bv 19 днів тому +104

    Fun fact: Lara Flynn Boyle who plays serleena was dating David Spade at the time but ended up dumping him when Jack Nicholson asked her out right in front of David, David spade thought it was a joke but later found out they were in fact together when lara and jack were involved in a car wreck(they were both in the same car)

  • @rolandlefartere9851
    @rolandlefartere9851 Місяць тому +53

    After all these years,this still slaps...

    • @ryry187
      @ryry187 Місяць тому +1

      slaps like Chris Rock!!!

  • @constellationsquid1993
    @constellationsquid1993 Місяць тому +19

    Is no one gonna talk about the fact that Martha Stewart is an alien?

  • @daytonpannell
    @daytonpannell Місяць тому +40

    The cars internet did a search on ebay 😂

  • @Bayan1905
    @Bayan1905 Місяць тому +30

    5:40, "Silly little planet I could rule the place with the right set of mammary glands." Well, pretty sure that's how Taylor Swift did it.

    • @SudeennnSam
      @SudeennnSam 22 дні тому +4

      Still small tho

    • @RainAngel111
      @RainAngel111 12 днів тому +1

      I don't really get this perspective. She's not exactly packing double D's. She's had an active career and didn't settle for letting the record labels run the show. And yeah all the celebrity break ups probably didn't hurt.

    • @tobe1207
      @tobe1207 11 днів тому +1

      Maybe beyonce or Kim K..but men aren't really why they got so far.. They got so far because of the current climate of many (not all) women 10-60yrs old act like how 16yr old girls act, fan girling over vapid shit and obsessing over unhealthy things.
      I'm not saying men aren't often immature and just as messed up

    • @tobe1207
      @tobe1207 11 днів тому +1

      But it used to always be that kids tried to emulate what adults did...nowdays the adults are emulating the youth. Abandon and forget the culture of their era and try to fit in with what teenagers listen to and watch.

  • @deadhorse1391
    @deadhorse1391 Місяць тому +25

    Frank was so good in this movie but unfortunately it lead to him being typecast making him hard to find meaningful parts.
    After developing a drinking problem and a stint in the Betty Ford clinic he retired to a ranch in Nevada where he bred poodles…and I do mean he Bred Poodles

  • @XeonZeus
    @XeonZeus 24 дні тому +4

    "Keep my wife's name.. OUT YOUR FKIN.. Mouth" xD How things change. MIB One of my favourite movies series to rewatch

  • @joaocorreiamedia
    @joaocorreiamedia 28 днів тому +3

    Pre-Slap Will wasn't something I was expecting to miss.

  • @dorlan1
    @dorlan1 Місяць тому +7

    I was 4 when I saw this and I really thought that Michael Jackson was an alien and his face were just prosthetics in this movie.

  • @Godfather9814
    @Godfather9814 Місяць тому +6

    5:00 - 5:13 the first time I saw this movie when it was new i went hilarious when I saw that…..but now……I still think it’s awesome 😂 that and the joke about car and its “standard feature” little after it lmao

  • @TighelanderII
    @TighelanderII Місяць тому +20

    They sure dried off quickly.

  • @gregorymurphy3234
    @gregorymurphy3234 Місяць тому +20

    Serleena is my favorite Movie villainess
    3:28, 3:37, 3:42, 3:45, 4:00, 4:06, 4:17, 5:41

  • @bryanaragon6679
    @bryanaragon6679 27 днів тому +3

    Honestly, I must admit that I had a crush for Lara Flynn Boyle as Serleena back then when I was a kid. Also Lara's performance as this villainess was my favorite one from the entire MIB franchise. After all these years I still smash for her. 🖤💯
    She really captured the essence of being a sexy and attractive bad girl. Despite for her being an alien human devourer (Kylothian).

  • @EdwardMiller-hm3xt
    @EdwardMiller-hm3xt 22 дні тому +2

    I still remember when she had that neck brace on, riding her bike, saying hi to Wayne, crashing into a car, flying over the hood... and she's ok!

  • @jefthereaper
    @jefthereaper 15 днів тому

    "Weird right?"
    "Yeah, you are smiling."

  • @xackk9198
    @xackk9198 Місяць тому +12

    "Every Saturday night you'd be like 'Flush me, J! Flush me!'. I'd be like 'Naw'".
    Will literally never not be funny.

    • @konsmiddel
      @konsmiddel Місяць тому +2

      Will in movies are always awesome.
      Will in real life is a tragedy
      Damn shame

  • @pheonix8167
    @pheonix8167 24 дні тому +3

    3:48 what we came see

  • @micden00
    @micden00 Місяць тому +11

    I really want to see Agent M in action

  • @Elijah-sf1ej
    @Elijah-sf1ej Місяць тому +37

    Michael Jackson was in this beautiful movie

    • @131313user
      @131313user Місяць тому +3

      The only thing wrong with this movie.

    • @Ainobolic
      @Ainobolic Місяць тому

      F off you brainwashed fool who believes propaganda of media​@@131313user

    • @Ainobolic
      @Ainobolic Місяць тому

      F off you ​brainwashed fool that believes the propaganda @@131313user

    • @Elijah-sf1ej
      @Elijah-sf1ej Місяць тому +2

      Sure it is.
      I recognize the voice.

    • @ChilesRussellTaylor
      @ChilesRussellTaylor Місяць тому +3

      R.I.P. Michael Jackson. Gone Too Soon!

  • @ultrajd
    @ultrajd Місяць тому

    This was my first DVD.

  • @tannerbroyles
    @tannerbroyles 7 днів тому

    Pre-slap Will was something else man!

  • @ironnordegraf
    @ironnordegraf Місяць тому +3

    I keep forgetting Johnny Noxville was in this fucking movie 😂

  • @gecamposneto
    @gecamposneto Місяць тому +6

    3:05 "tool"?

  • @H.K.5
    @H.K.5 17 днів тому +1

    There’s a reason why she was my first ever childhood crush.

  • @PappuDas-fq1ll
    @PappuDas-fq1ll Місяць тому +8

    This is wile Smith REVENGE.

  • @ChilesRussellTaylor
    @ChilesRussellTaylor Місяць тому +10

    R.I.P. Rip Torn & Michael Jackson. Gone Too Soon!

  • @HittokiriBattousai17
    @HittokiriBattousai17 Місяць тому +4

    I just realized that's Knoxville...

  • @williamrogge6268
    @williamrogge6268 День тому

    Looking at the leader photo for this clip I didn't realize Kathy Hochul was an undressed alien for this show.

  • @andrewharper4296
    @andrewharper4296 12 днів тому +1

    I’ve just realised, is the guy in the shop the same actor who plays Monk in the detective show? 😂 He almost unrecognizable 😆

  • @Otis151
    @Otis151 18 днів тому

    RIP x2

  • @robertjones2811
    @robertjones2811 Місяць тому +3

    2:22 the Beretta 21

    • @fuzz6938
      @fuzz6938 Місяць тому

      Please, it makes a bobcat look like an M9

  • @LaserRanger15
    @LaserRanger15 23 дні тому

    Never noticed that Dr. Who was in that waiting line.

  • @gary6133
    @gary6133 17 днів тому

    “Alien affirmative action program” dude

  • @trent5888
    @trent5888 25 днів тому

    If you must go out at daylight, only the East Village lmao

  • @user-os4fd4yl8z
    @user-os4fd4yl8z 16 днів тому

    He obviously was thinking with his little head. Pun intended.

  • @tinman3586
    @tinman3586 Місяць тому

    Is that Governor Hochul in the thumbnail?

  • @jordanhamilton5368
    @jordanhamilton5368 Місяць тому

    I be like nah!!

  • @BlackMoroni
    @BlackMoroni 18 днів тому

    Well i see, Michael is not really dead, he just take a post in MIB agency.

  • @toainsully
    @toainsully 12 днів тому

    I like how there's a Burger King in the Headquarters

  • @puazell10mastergod24
    @puazell10mastergod24 Місяць тому +4

    Ok

  • @monkeyrotary6979
    @monkeyrotary6979 12 днів тому

    Fun fact Will slapped like 10 other people while filming this 😂

  • @aevenova9780
    @aevenova9780 17 днів тому

    Just noticed theres a burger king at MIB lol

  • @JPMitreN
    @JPMitreN Місяць тому +3

    Goddess

  • @jasonchao343
    @jasonchao343 14 днів тому

    "Dental!:D"

  • @InSearchof8
    @InSearchof8 5 днів тому

    Lara Flynn Boyle looks like seller at a Flea Market now, or maybe just a Walmart customer that gets punked by Jack Vale and his Pooter. LOL

  • @user-jn5zi1nq7b
    @user-jn5zi1nq7b Місяць тому

    I saw mj😮

  • @chrislapp9468
    @chrislapp9468 Місяць тому +2

    2 guys from the Tool vid.

  • @josefmanga
    @josefmanga 11 днів тому

    Why does the elevator take you to another elevator?

  • @hmk5123
    @hmk5123 16 днів тому

    3:45 All models are aliens.

  • @jamesl.anderson1384
    @jamesl.anderson1384 Місяць тому +1

    1:07

  • @doctoronishispsychosislab1474
    @doctoronishispsychosislab1474 День тому

    VFX didnt hold up lol

  • @MrVireon
    @MrVireon 13 днів тому +1

    3:46
    Your welcome

    • @paulie8440
      @paulie8440 5 днів тому

      No Thanks!
      This woman has 0 body.....

  • @Elijah-sf1ej
    @Elijah-sf1ej Місяць тому +1

    Beautiful Burger King

  • @edwardcatt2399
    @edwardcatt2399 Місяць тому +2

    _Damn,_ as far as ‘milf’ / older female bodies go, this one is _primo_ 🔥👌

  • @tomcampbell6384
    @tomcampbell6384 Місяць тому +1

    She was beautiful, then she went under the knife....Damn!!

  • @pinegd1
    @pinegd1 Місяць тому +5

    NY gov hokul looking sexy.

  • @Omgtired
    @Omgtired 26 днів тому

    No one, Orochimaru:

  • @AscheWholeProductions
    @AscheWholeProductions Місяць тому +2

    I'm going to blow some people's minds, I hope - Jeebs is Monk. How about that?

  • @manolios
    @manolios 16 днів тому

    you know this sucks when they stuff into michael jackson and johnny knoxville, all together....

  • @Lobos222
    @Lobos222 9 днів тому

    01:20 Agent M for Molester? Otherwise I dont get the joke. :P

  • @worldofsayannil
    @worldofsayannil Місяць тому +2

    Thank me later @3:45

  • @paulie8440
    @paulie8440 5 днів тому

    3:45
    pale white skinny body.....

  • @SethSinclair
    @SethSinclair Місяць тому

    I just noticed Micheal Jackson was in this film after all these years.

  • @ccfreakMetal
    @ccfreakMetal Місяць тому

    1:58 the time K accedently started a religion 😆

  • @quranbooker6655
    @quranbooker6655 21 день тому

    4:03 2:01

  • @Aesthetic_Loki
    @Aesthetic_Loki 15 днів тому

    michael jackson? i forgot he ws in this movie

    • @Lobos222
      @Lobos222 9 днів тому

      He was Agent Molester in the credits.

  • @user-uo9cy2ep2h
    @user-uo9cy2ep2h 15 днів тому

    She HAD potential in Wayne's World. By this point, meh...

  • @jakethenecromorph
    @jakethenecromorph 18 днів тому

    Sus alert 3:46

  • @rishyasirungen9211
    @rishyasirungen9211 Місяць тому

    What the hell, the guy in the thumbnail looks like Rahul Gandhi...

  • @traydafaka3038
    @traydafaka3038 Місяць тому +2

    VENN SENK SA P¾ NOUVO D3VWA ANH EKE LI SÒTI KONSA EKE APRÈ SA OU ANNIK POZE'L NAN MATRIS LAN PA SWIV OUT MWEN MWEN TRAVAY LA 6H PAR JOURS? LÈ LI
    MARIGWE MOUCH PPU PANSE PEYI I_■ NOOR
    EKE VENN SENKAN A PÈMÈT JE TE BOIS LÈ OU
    EKE VENN SENKANS

  • @hboozel
    @hboozel 4 дні тому

    I miss Will Smith. There I said it

  • @user-zb3sb6yn9s
    @user-zb3sb6yn9s Місяць тому +1

    3:34 One's She was my Childhood Hot Crush, i really wants her ❤❤❤

  • @raginggamer7207
    @raginggamer7207 25 днів тому +1

    Them trying to push that skeleton as the hot chick in the movie will always bother me. There is a million women that could have been in that role.

  • @sotheresthat7882
    @sotheresthat7882 22 дні тому

    I’m sorry, but Johnny Knoxville ruins every movie he’s in. Big Trouble also came out that year (it’s my favorite book), and he ruined THAT, too. I’m not a fan, obviously 😅

  • @tobe1207
    @tobe1207 11 днів тому +1

    Remember when MJ used to look uncanny and surreal to look at? Now plastic surgery is so common that there's thousands of upper middle class women that actually look scary(and all look the same) makes Michael look like an angel here

    • @paulie8440
      @paulie8440 5 днів тому

      Nope! Still looks like an old white woman.....

  • @SpockBorg5
    @SpockBorg5 Місяць тому +5

    It's a shame that Hollywood actresses are pressured to starve themselves

    • @VSymbiote
      @VSymbiote Місяць тому

      Was thinking the same thing, she really did have amazing breasts but she could have been a bit more thicc and still have been beautiful!

  • @Tovek
    @Tovek Місяць тому +3

    I still love Will Smith. So he was a jerk ONCE. Who cares.

    • @PrometheusX93
      @PrometheusX93 28 днів тому

      I don’t blame him for the slap

    • @unclescar5616
      @unclescar5616 25 днів тому

      Actually it's not the jerk part that turned people's opinion. The exact opposite actually.

  • @Schona110
    @Schona110 Місяць тому

    I remember the guy in the shop…looked full Jew. Even way back then.😊

  • @striker7469
    @striker7469 Місяць тому

    Mama. 😋😋

  • @00amandahugnkiss00
    @00amandahugnkiss00 18 днів тому

    ugh she was so thin because that was the craze; they really had to puff up the boobies

    • @paulie8440
      @paulie8440 5 днів тому +1

      That push-up bra was doing over-time.....

  • @B2Roland
    @B2Roland 9 днів тому +1

    This movie fucking sucks

    • @paulie8440
      @paulie8440 5 днів тому

      THIS part of it! Anyway.....

  • @jerrypolverino6025
    @jerrypolverino6025 Місяць тому +2

    Please! No more Will Smith! Ever!

  • @InSearchof8
    @InSearchof8 5 днів тому

    I don't understand the appeal of these movies. Dumb. Just dumb and not funny. Oh well.

  • @arcadealchemist
    @arcadealchemist Місяць тому

    this one was more forgettable then international.

  • @AverofNeofytou-
    @AverofNeofytou- Місяць тому

    👎😂