Ep 344 - Lemaire Wants to Cuddle

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  • @whooahhbrudder
    @whooahhbrudder 9 місяців тому +23

    lemaire is a humble warrior bro, he knows his strength but plays it cool , bro is chill

  • @iamcjmac7605
    @iamcjmac7605 10 місяців тому +43

    “Your the couch bender”😂😂

  • @alanomofo
    @alanomofo 3 роки тому +725

    Other people can complain but I like lemaire and his black nerd perspective, plus him and shane have a great dialogs where he bullys him which is funny.

    • @matthoover3674
      @matthoover3674 3 роки тому +21

      I gotta know, what exactly did you edit?

    • @connorlowis4774
      @connorlowis4774 3 роки тому +33

      Love Lemaire. Very genuinely likeable sweet guy. I think the hate he gets is alot about his whole leftist identity politics belief, listening to NPR, msnbc and whatnot but he doesn't over do it, so I don't mind it at all. Don't blame him either. Its very easy to fall into that nonsense if you're a "minority".

    • @nvrtkn
      @nvrtkn 3 роки тому +11

      @@matthoover3674 He probably used a much more offensive term than "black nerd" initially.

    • @johnwhite8847
      @johnwhite8847 3 роки тому +32

      @@matthoover3674 he changed "he and shane" to "him and shane" so we wouldn't think he was a nerd who knew grammar.

    • @dmacarthur5356
      @dmacarthur5356 Рік тому +5

      The facial expressions from Shane listening are hilarious

  • @lordgodmajanomikoto7169
    @lordgodmajanomikoto7169 3 роки тому +324

    Lemaire's tism coming in strong right off the bat 🔥🔥🔥

    • @iTzDeyo
      @iTzDeyo 3 роки тому +18

      I had a guy in my home town that beat the tism 💯💯

    • @dayman2879
      @dayman2879 3 роки тому +12

      Dude is as autistic as he is unfunny, and its fascinating to watch. Dude just laughs at everything he says, it's kinda disturbing.

    • @BeerDad69
      @BeerDad69 3 роки тому +9

      He’s an Arthur?

    • @franklinenak9248
      @franklinenak9248 2 роки тому +3

      I'm on the drugs
      Im on the drugs
      I'm on the drugs
      That killed river phoenix

    • @danielleonard1765
      @danielleonard1765 Рік тому

      ​@@iTzDeyo ñyy cc
      Kym 0po no by np

  • @jacquep2363
    @jacquep2363 2 роки тому +430

    Lemaire is actually the man when he’s not behind the camera.

    • @EVAASIVEOne
      @EVAASIVEOne Рік тому +1

      Jacquepian Devil

    • @MCConfuz
      @MCConfuz Рік тому +1

      @@EVAASIVEOne he did a fne job. They should have stuck w/ LMR!!! The new intro clip, hehe

    • @bren1997hotmail
      @bren1997hotmail Рік тому +3

      naaah

    • @AudibleVisibIe
      @AudibleVisibIe 6 місяців тому +2

      He's solid. Not in my top 3 mssp guests but a great regular

    • @APLongbow
      @APLongbow 6 місяців тому +1

      @@AudibleVisibIethat’s highly wild of you

  • @Mrillsick
    @Mrillsick 3 роки тому +184

    "Chauvins gonna be a hot pardon" killed me

    • @spacemanbill9501
      @spacemanbill9501 2 роки тому +13

      I predict: former officer Chauvin will write about his experience in prison. He will have been forced by things out of his control to eventually become a shot-caller in the Aryan Brotherhood. He will begin to reflect on this experience after being pardoned in 2024. He will recognize the evil within himself, having read Russian literature during his time inside. He will have transformed himself into a man that understands the trappings of fate. He will have a new respect for those people we call criminals, black and white, and see the humanity in them. It’s the only way he kept his own humanity, recognizing it in the lowest of people.

    • @sp-ce
      @sp-ce 2 роки тому +18

      @@spacemanbill9501 go to bed Bill. Jesus christ

    • @spacemanbill9501
      @spacemanbill9501 2 роки тому +10

      @@sp-ce no rest for the wicked

    • @HasanPikerIsADouche
      @HasanPikerIsADouche Рік тому

      ​@@spacemanbill9501he'll be set free bc the trial was bs, and the streets will burn as the dems try to blame it on Trump and the right

  • @ThatGuyInTheCommentSection
    @ThatGuyInTheCommentSection 3 роки тому +39

    "The last air mattress" deserved a way bigger laugh! 🤣

    • @boosh90
      @boosh90 3 роки тому

      That ROCKED me

  • @modestmarionette7893
    @modestmarionette7893 3 роки тому +376

    Long live lematrix, our original producer king

    • @kenlol1616
      @kenlol1616 3 роки тому +8

      Hear ye, hear ye

    • @ayron419
      @ayron419 3 роки тому +18

      Hail, LeMorpheus!

    • @Hairy-Stills
      @Hairy-Stills Рік тому +3

      Praise to lamorp

    • @MattH-wg7ou
      @MattH-wg7ou Рік тому +6

      LeMorp, LeMeezy, LeMatrix, LeMorpheus, LeMuslim is the man

    • @pcarnold9
      @pcarnold9 Рік тому +2

      What ep did he get canned?

  • @coolguy473
    @coolguy473 3 роки тому +326

    "You think your Dad ever slid the diaper to the side"

    • @AudibleVisibIe
      @AudibleVisibIe 6 місяців тому +5

      Jesus christ 😂

    • @Jimbow-sz9kh
      @Jimbow-sz9kh 6 місяців тому +5

      Mine definitely did.. that's why I listen to this podcast and vote Republican

    • @notagiantseaslug5523
      @notagiantseaslug5523 5 місяців тому

      Read this exactly right as Matt said it. Blessed be.

    • @notagiantseaslug5523
      @notagiantseaslug5523 5 місяців тому

      @@coolguy473 unbelievable line

    • @Jamezeys
      @Jamezeys 4 місяці тому

      ​@@notagiantseaslug5523youtubes algorithm shows comments relative to timestamps now

  • @verynice210
    @verynice210 3 роки тому +136

    Is this the Mechanicsburg Militia monthly meeting? Right on brother!

  • @paulmonroe308
    @paulmonroe308 3 роки тому +61

    With Shane's Notre Dame gear and his pollen alergy..The kid is definetly crushin with the ladies

    • @KingDomsKingdom85
      @KingDomsKingdom85 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @BIacklce
      @BIacklce 3 роки тому +8

      Women love vulnerability

    • @notagiantseaslug5523
      @notagiantseaslug5523 5 місяців тому

      He’s doing better than me, and I totally have pollen allergies too. Not fair and gay. Reparations will be demanded.

  • @henryplaster1862
    @henryplaster1862 3 роки тому +214

    Matt: “his dad was a violent criminal who owned a skating rink”
    Lameir: nice
    Matt: “and he beat the fuck out of him every night”
    Lameir: “oh”

  • @alecrawson4895
    @alecrawson4895 3 роки тому +56

    Lemaire was a solid guest, not afraid to be a fuckin goofball. Hell yeah

  • @AlexAlex-wm7xt
    @AlexAlex-wm7xt 3 роки тому +82

    Black matrix coming in strong.

    • @uglyboy6948
      @uglyboy6948 3 роки тому +2

      You mean coming in weak while adding absolutely nothing to the pod? I concur.

    • @vich3359
      @vich3359 3 роки тому +27

      @@uglyboy6948 cry more

  • @kim-jong-poon
    @kim-jong-poon 3 роки тому +150

    Damn lamorp, where was this energy when you were producing the cast? Nice to see him come out of his shell a little bit. Also, besides the Woodman's photo lamorps sick matrix moves where the highlight of militia funeral.

    • @uglyboy6948
      @uglyboy6948 3 роки тому +9

      Energy? He added nothing to this episode, like usual.

    • @kim-jong-poon
      @kim-jong-poon 3 роки тому +39

      @@uglyboy6948 just trying to stay positive bud.

    • @uglyboy6948
      @uglyboy6948 3 роки тому +3

      @@kim-jong-poon weird that you'd lie to try and be positive, but w.e. ig. Go watch his stand up and you can tell he's just a total hack, and nothing he said here was funny at all...

    • @dayman2879
      @dayman2879 3 роки тому +5

      @@uglyboy6948 lol I like when he says some corny bullshit then laughs at himself for a minute straight. Tell tale sign of a good comic, constantly laughing at unfunny shit you say.

    • @kim-jong-poon
      @kim-jong-poon 3 роки тому +31

      @@uglyboy6948 I wasn't lying. Compared to his past appearances on the cast my hopes for this were pretty low but he came out of the gate with a few things that made me laugh. I mean c'mon, his pa banging geezers in depends? That shit was funny. If you don't like him that's cool bro but he made me laugh and I felt like leaving a nice comment.

  • @ForgedEggs
    @ForgedEggs 2 місяці тому +3

    Lemorp is the most severely underrated guest, no matter how highly he's rated.
    Lemorp is the patron saint of dawgz

  • @mantra4612
    @mantra4612 2 роки тому +58

    Lemaire asking if Hemingway is an Arthur was hilarious

  • @bariatricfood
    @bariatricfood 3 роки тому +34

    Anytime Matt brings up school- I immediately think “man that would be a great sketch series”

  • @onetoolfan
    @onetoolfan 3 роки тому +144

    This is a great cast. Shane's reactions to lemorps ridiculous political opinions are hilarious.

  • @keithfissel1884
    @keithfissel1884 3 роки тому +12

    There are so many great one-liners packed in this podcast..

    • @spiralbones
      @spiralbones 3 роки тому +2

      "Put it in zero g then beat it up while it is in there." Made me almost have to pull over

  • @garydickerhoof6748
    @garydickerhoof6748 3 роки тому +32

    If more people find out about this Podcast this Podcast I think it could surpass all the rest it is the closest thing to feeling like you're hanging with the boys

    • @brandonhenle8659
      @brandonhenle8659 Рік тому +4

      As the dog foretold. As the cast becameth.

    • @thegingedingo6608
      @thegingedingo6608 Рік тому +2

      Facts

    • @i_amChrisJxmes
      @i_amChrisJxmes Рік тому +1

      Big facts. I’m listening nonstop.

    • @notagiantseaslug5523
      @notagiantseaslug5523 5 місяців тому

      Two year in the future: biggest pod on paytch, Shane is on the mountain top. Thus was it foretold, and now it is written.

    • @garydickerhoof6748
      @garydickerhoof6748 5 місяців тому

      @@notagiantseaslug5523 And the Dawgs said let there be casts.😂

  • @tybaker4356
    @tybaker4356 3 роки тому +59

    i was getting worried there wouldnt be a episode. you cant keep a bunch of hungry dawgs waiting like that.

  • @allen0026
    @allen0026 7 днів тому +2

    39:30 Lemaire calling out Elon ahead of time lmaoo

  • @flytrapgen4208
    @flytrapgen4208 3 роки тому +15

    Haha I busted a squat in Barnes and nobles this week in my hi viz shirt and work boots in the science aisle.

    • @justintyler4693
      @justintyler4693 Рік тому +2

      I picked up Mein Kampf once and looked at it for a second then put it back on the shelf and some dorky ass college kid came up trying to stage a Nazi intervention

  • @erikaw7767
    @erikaw7767 3 роки тому +18

    Matt's diaper jokes were killing today LOL

  • @boogerjohnson4442
    @boogerjohnson4442 3 роки тому +24

    20:42 Shane underestimated how simple Lemaire truly is.

  • @NikolaiRogich
    @NikolaiRogich Місяць тому +2

    Real dawgs know this is top 5 all time MSSP

  • @davidgoff1964
    @davidgoff1964 3 роки тому +14

    Checking in to the Ski Lodge

  • @gestefanobriones8674
    @gestefanobriones8674 3 роки тому +66

    Lamire power level over 9000

  • @brodeeo
    @brodeeo 3 роки тому +49

    Lemaire the Ski-Ranger, hit them with the sharingan

    • @wood_whippin811
      @wood_whippin811 3 роки тому +6

      Lemaires pain from bein fired evolved his eyes into rinnegan now he is too powerful

    • @user-gn5bu7tx1b
      @user-gn5bu7tx1b 3 роки тому +7

      Nah his sharingan is definitely incomplete. Maybe 1 tomoe in each eye.
      Also, I love the idea of some typical MSSP fan seeing these comments, half in the bag after a night shift, going, "fucking chicoms got us"

    • @wood_whippin811
      @wood_whippin811 3 роки тому +2

      @@user-gn5bu7tx1b they can’t hold back the Tokyo business partners were too powerful

  • @mdgraller
    @mdgraller Рік тому +3

    49:35 I love how excited Shane got when Matt started asking bait questions too

  • @jonolmsted7592
    @jonolmsted7592 3 роки тому +7

    Always a treat having lemaire on

  • @NcHalfrican
    @NcHalfrican 2 місяці тому +1

    This episode has so many gems!

  • @michaelgordon2332
    @michaelgordon2332 3 роки тому +34

    Yo y’all gotta watch out, opps everywhere- Lamaire

  • @ayron419
    @ayron419 3 роки тому +84

    Bro i fuckin love Lemair. Dudes gunna be so damn funny once he gets in his groove.

    • @JimmyJamesJimbo
      @JimmyJamesJimbo Рік тому

      Word bro. Phantoms like a mother fucker

    • @tykeboy16
      @tykeboy16 Рік тому +2

      i get ur being nice but that guy does not have it. He kinda sucks on the mic

    • @Asylumified
      @Asylumified 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@@tykeboy16tykeboy16 would be lots better

  • @b1gbuck
    @b1gbuck 3 роки тому +23

    this ones for the algorithm. shout out.

  • @amp2193
    @amp2193 3 роки тому +6

    Kings didn't get captured 🤣

  • @NateDogg187
    @NateDogg187 9 місяців тому +2

    Lemeezy episodes are some of my favorite. We need a baby Billy and lemaire EP

  • @parrishwl
    @parrishwl 3 роки тому +28

    Lemaire is funny once his motor is running, should be there way more often :))

  • @boosh90
    @boosh90 3 роки тому +15

    Shane's reaction to his own "What letter would they use?" joke made it so much funnier

    • @NateDogg187
      @NateDogg187 9 місяців тому +2

      And lemeezy having no clue what's going on

  • @justinscobell4961
    @justinscobell4961 Рік тому +2

    The funniest part of this cast is when Cusky pulls the ultimate white maneuver of thinking Lemaire said his dad's old granny gf had "Da' Pins." When he said "depends" 😂

    • @William2Firearms
      @William2Firearms Рік тому

      Probably because lamorp pulls the ultimate black maneuver and pronounces it "Da'Pins" instead of "depends"

  • @PWS859
    @PWS859 Рік тому +20

    People dont like Lemaire? Who?

  • @notrandom8
    @notrandom8 3 роки тому +73

    We in the matrix

  • @kels4650md
    @kels4650md 10 місяців тому +2

    “Is Hemingway an arthur?” lmao

  • @JosephTiseo123
    @JosephTiseo123 3 роки тому +4

    “Sister act has some bangers”.

  • @skepsisrollins1711
    @skepsisrollins1711 3 роки тому +11

    Hardest I've laughed in a while boys good one

  • @Philly_Phly1
    @Philly_Phly1 6 місяців тому +1

    This shows why Shane loves Lemaire and takes care of him. 😂

  • @stephenpettinger1
    @stephenpettinger1 3 роки тому +105

    These guys know a lot about sex. Going to have to try it

    • @Berry47867
      @Berry47867 8 місяців тому +2

      How was it

    • @skulleaters67
      @skulleaters67 8 місяців тому

      ​@@Berry47867His ass still hurts

  • @chrisr8088
    @chrisr8088 3 роки тому +8

    I didn't even know what day it was!

  • @R41D3RNAT10N
    @R41D3RNAT10N Рік тому +3

    “Do you think he ever slid the diaper to the side?” Killed me😭💀 15:19

    • @japiro14
      @japiro14 Рік тому

      Lol soo nasty that whole conversation. Hard to eat while listening

  • @robertdale8758
    @robertdale8758 3 роки тому +8

    Lemaire is the man . Good podcast guys keep up the good work we all appreciate the laughs .

  • @MelissaAnn420
    @MelissaAnn420 3 роки тому +29

    Is that the dude from Tyler Perrys Matrix?

    • @boosh90
      @boosh90 3 роки тому

      Madea goes to the Matrix

  • @andrewgrant-ue7bk
    @andrewgrant-ue7bk 4 місяці тому +1

    Salt life, Notre Dame and a Naruto tops on, American flag and gamer chairs
    This is elite podcasting

  • @xThePsychoNautx
    @xThePsychoNautx 3 роки тому +10

    I love when Lemaire is on.

  • @counturblessings1179
    @counturblessings1179 4 місяці тому +2

    For anyone who's never been arrested the reason why they bought him burger king is because they're obligated to provide meals and if he's booked after a certain time they just stop and grab food cuz their kitchen closed

  • @FlippyHambone
    @FlippyHambone 3 роки тому +5

    ‘The Dangerous History Podcast’ is unabashed history for studs.

  • @FarmersMelon
    @FarmersMelon 3 роки тому +9

    This cast is the dream cast!

  • @TheThatswhaturmasaid
    @TheThatswhaturmasaid 3 роки тому +55

    This lad is staying up late and definitely hungover tomorrow #saltlife

  • @Spoodlewok
    @Spoodlewok 3 роки тому +6

    Shane makes Lemorp so self conscious he can't even speak.

    • @bossHogOG
      @bossHogOG 3 роки тому

      I’ve notice him do that to multiple people on various podcasts. He shames or humiliates them right before they might say something worth hearing and they clam up. He’s just fuckin around but it ruins the flow.

    • @mitchwilliamson7770
      @mitchwilliamson7770 Рік тому +3

      Yeah cuz Shane’s a “bully” and lemaires a nerd. That’s the dynamic.

  • @insidiousmaximus
    @insidiousmaximus Рік тому +3

    Cant believe Lemaire is now facing 30 years for beating that teacher

  • @divine_950
    @divine_950 3 роки тому +4

    The time mark comments are great. Good job Noah

  • @mccauley1911
    @mccauley1911 2 роки тому +1

    “This morning ma’am “
    “Give them the 3/4” 😂

  • @ewarre22
    @ewarre22 2 роки тому +2

    “Mph… you’re gonna’ have trouble.” Holy shit I have never laughed this hard.

  • @mcnuggetapple
    @mcnuggetapple Рік тому

    Shanes reaction to “He’s an arthur?” is so good

  • @KingDomsKingdom85
    @KingDomsKingdom85 3 роки тому +5

    Are you looking for your junior wife... I'm sorry 😂. That bit killed me.

  • @tryptaman4315
    @tryptaman4315 3 роки тому +2

    I like the “dirty knees” workaholics reference

  • @chrismathewsjr
    @chrismathewsjr 3 роки тому +4

    Lemaire owns, this is Podcasto el Classico to me

  • @InformationPollution
    @InformationPollution 11 місяців тому +1

    Lemaire is my favorite guest.

  • @bricks1017
    @bricks1017 3 роки тому +20

    If Shane says batting 100 one more time I’m gonna lose it.

  • @pintinkio2418
    @pintinkio2418 3 роки тому +4

    Thats the onslaught dawg

  • @NickDiazofNauts
    @NickDiazofNauts Рік тому +2

    This might be one of my fav eps ever. Top 10 for sure! 1:06:16

  • @swillsie
    @swillsie 3 роки тому +15

    I'm going to go to community college to be a dangerous mind might just be the line of the year.

  • @toomuchtug8345
    @toomuchtug8345 3 роки тому +9

    Lamatrix is the man

  • @ashyhootz3593
    @ashyhootz3593 3 роки тому +12

    This episode was crackin’ Lemaire is a way better guest than producer.

    • @tykeboy16
      @tykeboy16 Рік тому

      he must be a terrible producer

  • @yeeksquad6558
    @yeeksquad6558 6 місяців тому

    Shane killed this whole episode shit is gold

  • @wyattearp585
    @wyattearp585 3 роки тому +17

    Lemaire is genuinely one of the funniest "guest" spots I've ever seen on a podcast.

    • @mxmang
      @mxmang 2 роки тому +1

      Which is funny because he was so uninvolved when being Jamie

  • @angolecerice1256
    @angolecerice1256 2 місяці тому

    Slide the diaper to the side killed me. So gnarly 😂

  • @ExhumedWalnut
    @ExhumedWalnut Рік тому +1

    Ubering in the squad car 😂😂😂

  • @GREYGLOBAL3
    @GREYGLOBAL3 Рік тому +3

    The Lauren hill segment Aged very well

  • @wasnt_it
    @wasnt_it 3 роки тому +5

    lol @ 13:52 "Have you ever had a weapon _yielded_ at you?" jesus christ...

    • @chilloutdude3617
      @chilloutdude3617 Місяць тому

      That segment showed Lemaire's cowardice and hypocrisy.

  • @freethink2303
    @freethink2303 3 роки тому +2

    "It cuts the wind" 😂😂

  • @ibevorpe3035
    @ibevorpe3035 3 роки тому +2

    Quarterback Club 98 bro!!!!. All day rushing yards. The old run to the sidelines and up got em everytime.

  • @jldoubleu4993
    @jldoubleu4993 11 місяців тому +1

    Shane’s reaction to the 4 a day is so fucking funny

  • @clintclary4223
    @clintclary4223 3 роки тому +5

    Keep it up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You guys are crushing it!!!

  • @chillard3913
    @chillard3913 3 роки тому +3

    Dude the slav squat is where it's at.

  • @briang9386
    @briang9386 2 роки тому +2

    great episode dawgs

  • @clark7john
    @clark7john Місяць тому

    20:49 I replayed this part way too many times. 😂😂😂

  • @redactedmane
    @redactedmane 3 роки тому +3

    "rite-aid is his victoria's secret." ROFL

  • @freethink2303
    @freethink2303 3 роки тому +4

    Lemorps shirt is sick though

  • @zg9445
    @zg9445 Рік тому +1

    The small blue line 🫡👮‍♂️🇲🇽

  • @kendalwiebe
    @kendalwiebe 3 роки тому +5

    Shoutout Riggins

  • @bigaaron
    @bigaaron 3 роки тому +3

    Dude on the left looks like David Spade

  • @sethh.5601
    @sethh.5601 3 роки тому +14

    Lemaire makes every episode better. Haters just chads that don't get it, THEY the real dorks!

  • @AlexAlex-wm7xt
    @AlexAlex-wm7xt 3 роки тому +37

    Can we get Dad meat on here. I think it's time.

  • @wyattrussell7496
    @wyattrussell7496 3 роки тому +5

    Dreamcast was the death of Sega. Shout out to my street sharks.

  • @savannahroark9856
    @savannahroark9856 Рік тому +1

    Wow that eating the cat talk was wild

  • @johnwhite8847
    @johnwhite8847 3 роки тому +10

    Lemaire is one of my favorite people.

  • @chilloutdude3617
    @chilloutdude3617 Місяць тому +1

    Matt " his dad was a violent criminal that owned a skating rink."
    Lemaire "Nice"
    What, dude?

  • @montebellohighschoolprom
    @montebellohighschoolprom Рік тому

    1:16:04 Lemaire's laugh after Shane's Oh My God is so devious.

  • @mykolokolo
    @mykolokolo 3 роки тому +5

    matt is full salt life